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1960s
The Beatles', "Penny Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Harriet
Original Lyrics:
Penny Lane
The Cowsills', "Indian Lake"
Misheard Lyrics:
You take a bus marked "To Lakewood Drive"
...
With the sweet smell of pine
...
For a hundred of the mamas there
Just take a look at the bridge
At Turpentine Ridge
Original Lyrics:
You take a bus marked Lakewood Drive
...
With the sweet smelling pine
...
Or a honey-loving mama bear
Just take a left at the bridge
Go down to Quakertown Ridge
 
1970s
Blondie's, "One Way or Another"
Misheard Lyrics:
Today or tomorrow
Original Lyrics:
One way or another
Bob Dylan's, "Tangled Up in Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tangled up in glue
Original Lyrics:
Tangled up in blue
Bob Dylan's, "Tangled Up in Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tangoed up in glue
Original Lyrics:
Tangled up in blue
Carpenters', "Top of the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm at the Taco Bell
Original Lyrics:
I'm at the top of the world
Cher's, "Dark Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
The next thing I knew, they was dead on the floor
Original Lyrics:
The next thing I knew, they were dead on the floor
Jackson 5's, "I'll Be There"
Misheard Lyrics:
NBA
Original Lyrics:
I'll be there
Kiss', "Beth"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a few more owls
Original Lyrics:
Just a few more hours
Kiss', "Calling Dr. Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me Dr. No
Original Lyrics:
Calling Dr. Love
Mary MacGregor's, "Torn Between Two Lovers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feeling cockatoo
or
Feeling wackatoo
Original Lyrics:
Feeling like a fool
Squeeze's, "Slap and Tickle"
Misheard Lyrics:
They sat like something techno
Original Lyrics:
They sat like salt and pepper
 
1980s
Bruce Hornsby and the Range's, "Every Little Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
Way out here sittin' on the docks
...
That's when I go out - I need you now
Original Lyrics:
Way out here workin' on the docks
...
That's when I know I, I need you now ...
Enya's, "Orinoco Flow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cinderella, Cinderella, Cinderella
Original Lyrics:
Sail away, sail away, sail away
Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam's, "Lost in Emotion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lost in a sandy ocean
Original Lyrics:
Lost in emotion
Nena's, "Mondsong"
Misheard Lyrics:
The camera from hamburger s***
Original Lyrics:
Sie kamen vom Himmel geschossen
Prince's, "Controversy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Such a doozy
Original Lyrics:
Controversy
Prince's, "Little Red Corvette"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy Corgan
Original Lyrics:
Little red Corvette
Richard Sanderson's, "Reality"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dreams, armory and tea
Original Lyrics:
Dreams are my reality
Sheena Easton's, "For your eyes only"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe I'm a nincompoop because I know you're mine
Original Lyrics:
Maybe I'm am open book because I know your mine
Talk Talk's, "It's My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Caught in the creme
Original Lyrics:
Caught in the crowd
Tears for Fears', "Shout"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shut up, shut up, better go out
Original Lyrics:
Shout, shout, let it all out
The J. Geils Band's, "Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My danger is the centerfold
Original Lyrics:
My angel is the centerfold
The J. Geils Band's, "Freeze-Frame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pee stains!
Original Lyrics:
Freeze-frame!
The J. Geils Band's, "Love Stinks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gross stinks
Original Lyrics:
Love stinks
Theme Songs', "Heathcliff"
Misheard Lyrics:
Knowing you should terrify their neighborhood
Original Lyrics:
No one should terrify their neighborhood
Toto's, "Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
God blessed the rains down in Africa.
Original Lyrics:
I bless the rains down in Africa.
 
1990s
En Vogue's, "Give It Up, Turn It Loose"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give it up, Dr. Seuss
Original Lyrics:
Give it up, turn it loose
Enigma's, "Return to Innocence"
Misheard Lyrics:
My, oh my
Original Lyrics:
(Taiwanese singing in background)
Enigma's, "Sadeness Part I"
Misheard Lyrics:
So give more, give more
Original Lyrics:
Sade dit moi, dit moi
Prince's, "Diamonds and Pearls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Diapers for girls
Original Lyrics:
Diamonds and pearls
The Cranberries', "Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
Possibly Eeyore
Original Lyrics:
Impossible to ignore
Theme Songs', "Dexter's Laboratory"
Misheard Lyrics:
Past the Golden Road
Original Lyrics:
Past the bolted door
Theme Songs', "Out of the Box"
Misheard Lyrics:
Calendar box
Original Lyrics:
Out of the box
 
2000s
Anna Nalick's, "Breathe (2 AM)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cox Digital Cable
or
Comcast Cable
Original Lyrics:
Cars on the cable
Bon Jovi's, "It's My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just wanna live when I die
Original Lyrics:
I just wanna live when I'm alive
Eamon's, "F*** It (I Don't Want You Back)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am Marshall Mathers
Original Lyrics:
I don't want you back
Norah Jones', "Don't Know Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
My holy friendship life
Original Lyrics:
My heart is drenched in wine
Norah Jones', "Sunrise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tonight, tonight
or
Denied, denied
Original Lyrics:
Sunrise, sunrise
Theme Songs', "The Nutshack"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's from the E.I.
Original Lyrics:
Jack's from the P.I.
 
2010s
Tich's, "Dumb"
Misheard Lyrics:
Donkey
Original Lyrics:
Don't care
Tich's, "Dumb"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sorry got a whistle
Original Lyrics:
Sorry gotta be so
 
country
Katrina Elam's, "No End in Sight"
Misheard Lyrics:
With you, time spins in mire
Original Lyrics:
With you is how I'm spending mine
LeAnn Rimes', "Nothin' 'Bout Love Makes Sense"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a cloud full of rain shouldn't hang in the sky,
I shouldn't burn on the bump of a fly
Original Lyrics:
Like a cloud full of rain shouldn't hang in the sky
Ice shouldn't burn or a bumble bee fly
LeAnn Rimes', "Nothin' 'Bout Love Makes Sense"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like the lights of Las Vegas goin' out on the sand
A jumbo shrimp or a baby clam
Original Lyrics:
Like the lights of Las Vegas glowin' out of the sand
A jumbo shrimp or a baby grand
LeAnn Rimes', "Nothin' 'Bout Love Makes Sense"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone so perfect had to fall unto me
Original Lyrics:
Someone so perfect can't be fallin' for me
Luke Combs', "Fast Car"
Misheard Lyrics:
So remember when you were drowning
Original Lyrics:
So remember when you were driving
 
misc
Sabaton's, "Father"
Misheard Lyrics:
His dog creation has been revealed.
Original Lyrics:
His dark creation has been revealed.
Theme Songs', "Elinor Wonders Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whatever I do
Original Lyrics:
Wherever I go
Theme Songs', "Rosie's Rules"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rosie's rude
Original Lyrics:
Rosie's Rules

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