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Song Names -> Literally Impossible Song Titles -> V

Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

Entries Beginning with V

Song/Performer	Comments	Submittor
"Vacation to Hell," Chiodos	I don't think you'd come back.	Morgan
"Vagabond Moon," Willie Nile	The Moon is not a vagabond.	Yvette Bristle
"Valley Girl," Frank & Moon Unit Zappa	A person can not be a valley.	Peter
"Vampires Are Alive," DJ Bobo	Vampires don't even exist	Mads
"Vanilla Gorilla," Rubicon	Gorillas aren't vanilla.	Yvette Bristle
"Vanilla Queen," Golden Earring	Vanilla is not a monarchy.	Deirdre Collins
"Vanilla Twilight," Owl City	Twilight doesn't have any flavor	Alice Spoonerism
"Velvet Cave," Silver Apples	Caves aren't made of velvet.	Yvette Bristle
"Velvet Goldmine," David Bowie	There's no such thing as velvet gold	JD
"Velvet Waters," The Megatrons	Water isn't made of velvet.	Candy Welty
"Venus As A Boy," Bjork	A planet can not be a person.	Mattias
"Venus In Blue Jeans," Frankie Avalon	Planets do not wear pants	Susanna Viljanen
"Venus In Furs," Velvet Underground	A planet cannot wear fur coats.	Paul Bear
"Venus Loon," T Rex	A loon could not survive on Venus.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Verbal Gunfight," Jurassic 5	Gunfights, by definition, require guns.	Yvette Bristle
"Very Sad Trousers," Urge Overkill	Articles of clothing have no emotions.	Frederick Gale
"Victim Of Love," Eagles	One cannot be a victim of love.	Rock Maninoff
"Video Killed The Radio Star," The Buggles	I've never heard of videos killing anyone	bottle of what
"View From Heaven," Yellowcard	How can you tell if you've never been there?	Rosa C.
"View The Unviewable," Another Sick Tribe	It's an oxymoron.	Yvette Bristle
"Village Of The Sun," Frank Zappa	The Sun has no populated places.	Yvette Bristle
"Vine Of Happiness," The Rotary Connection	Plants aren't made of emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"Violin Walk," Laurie Anderson	Musical instruments don't walk.	Yvette Bristle
"Vitamin R," Chevelle	There's no such vitamin.	Rock Maninoff
"Vitamin U," Smokey Robinson	There's no such vitamin.	Reggie Pillbox
"The Voice In My Heart," Eydie Gorme	Hearts can't speak.	Yvette Bristle
"Voice of America," Nicki French	I didn't know that a country could sing!	Larcen Tyler
"Voice of America's Sons," John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band	America itself doesn't have any offspring	Lefty Lucy
"The Voice of Cheese," Frank Zappa	Cheese doesn't talk.	Diddims
"The Voice Of Energy," Kraftwerk	Energy can't talk	Sam
"Voices Carry," Til Tuesday	What do they carry?	bottle of what
"Voices In The Sky," The Moody Blues	Not unless it's angels or airplane passengers	Diddims
"Volcano Girl," Veruca Salt	People aren't volcanoes.	Heather Brockwell
"Voodoo River," Moon Martin	There is no river with this name.	Yvette Bristle
"Voyage To Eternity," Coroner	Eternity is not a place.	Yvette Bristle
"The Vultures Ate My Dead Ass Up," Wesley Willis	The dead can't sing.	Tommy

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