Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.
For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.
Song/Performer | Comments | Submittor |
"Wailing Vessel," Bud Shank | Vessels don't wail. | Yvette Bristle |
"Waiting For Superman," Daughtry | You're gonna be waiting for a pretty long time | Insertnamehere |
"Waiting For Yesterday," 12 Stones | Yesterday is history.. | Franka |
"Waiting Forever," Hot Rod | The waiting must end sooner or later. | Yvette Bristle |
"Waiting On The Shores Of Nowhere," Helen Shapiro | You must be waiting somewhere, not nowhere. | Yvette Bristle |
"Waiting On Today," P.O.D. | Today is here, so no waiting is required. | Yvette Bristle |
"Wake Me When I'm Dead," Brand New Heavies | No, I don't think so. | Peter |
"Wake The Sun," The Matches | The sun can't be controlled. Nor does it sleep. | Yvette Bristle |
"Wake Up Dead," Nocturnal Rites | If you wake up, then you have to still be alive | Fifi |
"Wake Up Dead," Arlo Guthrie | mandamoo | |
"Wake Up Dead Man," U2 | A dead man can't wake up...he's not alive anymore! | Crystal |
"Wake Up Sunshine," Chicago | When and how did the sunshine fall asleep? | Peter |
"Wake Up The Sun," Edward Sharpe And The Magnetic Zeros | The Sun is never asleep. | Heather Brockwell |
"Wake Up, Everybody," Harold Melvin And The Blue Notes | Not everybody wakes up at the same time | Reggie Pillbox |
"Wake Up, You're Dead," Death By Stereo | You cannot wake up someone who is already dead. | Odie Garfield |
"Walk Off The World," Jerry Lane | Gravity prevents us from doing this. | Yvette Bristle |
"Walk On The Ocean," Toad The Wet Sprocket | The water will not support your weight. | nally |
"Walk On Water," Eddie Money | Only if it's a puddle. | Isac |
"Walk On Water," Madasun | Don't think so, unless you're Jesus | Devil Jones |
"Walk On Water," Eddie Money | Only one man has done it, and he was crucified. | Rocky |
"Walk Right Up To The Sun," The Delfonics | Nobody can walk to the sun. | Yvette Bristle |
"Walk Softly On This Heart Of Mine," Janis Martin | Death could result from this. | Yvette Bristle |
"Walk The Dinosaur," Was Not Was | a dinosaur isn't something you can walk | mads. |
"Walk The Dinosaur," Was (Not Was) | No one's done that in several million years | oldschool |
"Walk To The Moon," Freddy Cannon | No one can walk to the moon. | Yvette Bristle |
"Walk When Love Walks," Billy Craddock | Love can't walk. | Yvette Bristle |
"Walkin' Blues," Eric Clapton | Shades of a color don't walk on their own. | Peter |
"A Walkin' Miracle," The Essex | I didn't know Jesus was still around in 1963. | Peter |
"Walkin' on the Sun," Smash Mouth | You literally can not walk on the sun! | William |
"Walkin' On The Water," Bud Shank | It can't be done. | Yvette Bristle |
"Walkin' With A Mountain," Mott the Hoople | Mountains don't have legs. | Tommy |
"Walking Back To Happiness," Bob Geldof | Happiness is not a place | Karen Smith |
"Walking Contradiction," Green Day | Lizzie | |
"The Walking Dead," Zebrahead | The dead can't walk | Brownie |
"Walking Dream," Patsy Cline | Dreams can't walk. | Yvette Bristle |
"Walking Dust," Deceptor | Dust doesn't walk. | Yvette Bristle |
"Walking In The Air," Nightwish | Unless you're on drugs... | Diddims |
"Walking In The Clouds," Easy Street | Gravity would make you fall from the clouds. | Yvette Bristle |
"Walking On A Dream," Empire of the Sun | You cannot walk on a dream unless you are dead. | Dongquan |
"Walking On Air," Katy Perry | A person can't walk on air. | Katycat |
"Walking On Air," Stephen Bishop | Air is not something that can be walked on | Isac |
"Walking On Air," Samantha Fox | Air can't support one's weight. | Andrea Greenleaf |
"Walking On Air," Stephen Bishop | Nobody can walk on air | Ariana Crowne |
"Walking On Sunshine," Katrina & The Waves | Sunshine is something that can't be walked on | FussBudget |
"Walking On The Edge Of The World," The Shevells | The world doesn't have edges. | Yvette Bristle |
"Walking On The Moon," The Police | It's hard to walk with little to no gravity! | Larcen Tyler |
"Walking On The Sun," Smash Mouth | You'd Never Get There It Is 93 Million Miles Away | Lee Mccoy |
"Walking On The Sun," Smash Mouth | FussBudget | |
"Walking On The Sun," Smash Mouth | That's a good way to get your feet burned. | Micky |
"Walking On The Sun," Smash Mouth | FussBudget | |
"Walking on the Water," Daniel Amos | You can't walk on the water | Winter Pepper |
"Walking on the Water," Daniel Amos | You're NOT Jesus. | Chowder |
"Walking on Thin Ice," Yoko Ono | That wouldn't be a safe move. | Peter |
"Walking on Top of the World," Balance of Power | Not unless you're at the North Pole. | weird kid106 |
"Walking The Sea," Cecil Hickman | Try it; it's impossible. | Yvette Bristle |
"Walking Through Fire," Mary Chapin Carpenter | You'd get third-degree burns | Kerry |
"Walking Through Walls," The Escape Club | Walls can't be walked through (without a door). | Yvette Bristle |
"The Walls Have Ears," Patti Page | Ears don't exist on non-living things. | Yvette Bristle |
"The Walls Keep Saying Your Name," Sophie Ellis-Bextor | Walls can't talk. | Cynthia Avery |
"Waltz Of The New Moon," The Incredible String Band | The Moon doesn't dance. | Yvette Bristle |
"War Inside My Head," Suicidal Tendencies | Wars are not fought inside one's head. | GlamRockNinjaLord |
"War Is Kind," Jakob Dylan | Uh? No, war is not kind | Rich |
"War Is The Answer," Five Finger Death Punch | You don't even know what the question is! | GlamRockNinjaLord |
"War Of The Gods," Amon Amarth | To the best of my knowledge,this cannot occur | GlamRockNinjaLord |
"War Pigs," Black Sabbath | War dogs, yes; war pigs, no. | Susanna Viljanen |
"War Pigs," Black Sabbath | Pigs go to war? Yeah, when pigs fly... | JoeKing |
"War Pigs," Black Sabbath | Pigs cannot fly, let alone go to war | Chazm |
"War Pigs," Black Sabbath | There are war dogs, but no war pigs | Susanna Viljanen |
"Warmness on the Soul," Avenged Sevenfold | The soul cannot literally possess warmth. | Mr. Critic |
"Wasn't Tomorrow Wonderful?," The Waitresses | It's impossible to know; tomorrow isn't here yet. | Yvette Bristle |
"Watch The Wind Blow By," Tim McGraw | You can't actually look at wind | Peter |
"Watch Your Words," Alter Bridge | Now it's possible for one to watch words? | Brownmeister |
"Watching My World Walk Away," Barbara Mandrell | The world doesn't walk. | Yvette Bristle |
"Water And Skies Are Telling Me," Jan Akkerman | Water and skies don't speak. | Yvette Bristle |
"Water Can't Quench The Fire Of Love," Helen O'Connell & Gisele MacKenzie | Love is an emotion, not fire. | Yvette Bristle |
"Water Runs Dry," Boyz II Men | This is an oxymoron; water itself is always wet. | Peter |
"Watermelon Crawl," Tracy Byrd | Watermelons can't crawl. | Wendy Torrance |
"Watermelon Man," Gloria Lynne | A person can't be a fruit. | Wanda Pierce |
"The Wayward Wind," Gogi Grant | "Wayward" involves willfulness, which no wind has. | Kimberly Townsend |
"We All Live In The Jungle," Charles Earland | Most of us don't. | Yvette Bristle |
"We Are All Fire," Cars & Trains | People aren't fire. | Yvette Bristle |
"We Are Each Other," The Beautiful South | A person can't be another person. | Yvette Bristle |
"We Are Glass," EMF | People aren't made of glass. | Yvette Bristle |
"We Are Godzilla, You Are Japan," Lostprophets | I'm pretty sure they're not godzilla | Franka |
"We Are Nowhere And It's Now," Bright Eyes | You must be somewhere. | Yvette Bristle |
"We Are Pillows," The Ides Of March | People aren't pillows. | Yvette Bristle |
"We Are The Dead," David Bowie | You can't sing if you're dead. | Yvette Bristle |
"We Are The Dinosaurs," Laurie Berkner | Dinosaurs died millions of years ago. | Tommy |
"We Are The Storm," The Dillinger Escape Plan | People are not storms | NormalGuy237 |
"We Are The World," USA For Africa | We are people, not a planet! | Christy McDaniel |
"We Are Tomorrow," Bleach | People can't be days. | Jonathan S. |
"We Be Barbra Streisand," The White Panda | They be Barbra S. no more than I be Santa Claus! | Carolyn Morgenstern |
"We Become One," Fastway | Multiple people can't become one person. | Yvette Bristle |
"We Belong To The Night," Ellen Foley | The night doesn't own anybody. | Heather Brockwell |
"We Build Then We Break," The Fray | You build something, then you break it? | Dongquan |
"We Built This City (full title of the song)," Starship | You can't build a city on rock and roll alone | Wanda Pierce |
"We Can Fly," The Cowsills | Lucinda Blair | |
"We Can Fly," Yes | No we can't. | Chowder |
"We Can Fly," Yes | Only if it's on a plane | Isac |
"We Can Last Forever," Chicago | No, you can't. | Yvette Bristle |
"We Can Make The World Stop," Glitch Mob | The world is rotating at all times. | Tommy |
"We Can't Go Wrong," The Cover Girls | Everyone makes mistakes. | Yvette Bristle |
"We Can't Stop," Miley Cyrus | Yes they can stop. | JohnHowarth |
"We Danced On The Ceiling," Bonnie Tyler | Gravity prevents people from doing this. | Yvette Bristle |
"We Don't Talk Anymore," Charlie Puth | People don't quit talking suddenly. | JohnHowarth |
"We Don't Talk Anymore," Cliff Richard | People don't quit talking suddenly. | Francis A. Sissy |
"We Got The Beat," The Go-Go's | You can't hold onto the sound of rhythm! | Larcen Tyler |
"We Have Heaven," Yes | No you don't, God owns Heaven. | Kerry |
"We Love For Love," Pat Benatar | But not water, air or food? | Peter |
"We Never Close Our Eyes," Scanners | People do close their eyes. Even when they blink! | Yvette Bristle |
"We Own The Night," The Wanted | No night is anybody's possession. | Heather Brockwell |
"We Own The Night," Selena Gomez & The Scene | No one can possess the night. | Candy Welty |
"We Owned The Night," Lady Antebellum | Even Lady A can't own a day or night! | Christy McDaniel |
"We Run The Night," Havana Brown featuring Pitbull | No one can control the night. | Candy Welty |
"We Two Are One," Eurythmics | Not unless you're conjoining twins. | ThatAwesomeGuy |
"We Were Us," Keith Urban And Miranda Lambert | You're still the same people. | Yvette Bristle |
"We Will Become Silhouettes," The Postal Service | Nobody can turn into a silhouette. | Heather Brockwell |
"We Will Never Die," Dark Empire | We all die, sooner or later. | Kara Oke |
"We're All Alone ," Rita Coolidge | Not everyone, is alone, all the time. | Peter |
"We're All Dead," Crack The Sky | If you are, then why are you singing? | Candy Welty |
"We're All Going To The Same Place," Tommy Boyce & Bobby Hart | All people wouldn't fit in the same place. | Yvette Bristle |
"We're All Living In One Place," Rubber Bucket | All people can't fit in the same place. | Yvette Bristle |
"We're All We've Got," Jake Holmes | You have other things, such as your life. | Yvette Bristle |
"We're Gonna Change The World," Matt Monro | Matt didn't change the world (he died in 1985). | Yvette Bristle |
"Weapons Of Love," The Truth | No weapons are used for love. | Brit Boxx |
"Wear It On Our Face," The Dells | Implies 1 face (singular) shared by 2+ (our, pl.) | Heather Brockwell |
"Wear My Kiss ," Sugababes | a kiss isn't an item of clothing | A-Lean |
"Wear My Ring Around Your Neck," Elvis Presley | It's more comfortable if it were on a chain… | crazydon |
"Wear My Ring Around Your Neck," Elvis Presley | Unless the ring belongs to a giant | TBW |
"Wear Your Love Like Heaven," Donovan | Can you really wear Heaven and Love? | Paul Warren |
"Weary River," Rudy Vallee | Rivers are incapable of feeling weariness. | Yvette Bristle |
"Weasel Stomping Day," Weird Al Yankovic | Where would you find weasels to stomp on anyway? | Marie |
"Weasel Stomping Day," Weird Al Yankovic | There's no such day. | Rad |
"Weather With You," Crowded House | Weather isn't with just one person. | Peter |
"Weave Me The Sunshine," Peter Yarrow | Sunshine can't be woven. | Yvette Bristle |
"Wedding Bell Blues," The Fifth Dimension | Bells are incapable of feeling the blues. | Peter |
"Wedding Bells (Are Breaking Up That Old Gang...," The Four Aces | ... Of Mine)" Bells can't break up anything. | Candy Welty |
"Wedding Day In Funeralville," John Prine | There is no place with this name. | Yvette Bristle |
"The Weight Of Love," LeAnn Rimes | Love has no weight. | Yvette Bristle |
"Welcome Back Among The Living," The Certain Scene | The dead don't come back to life. | Yvette Bristle |
"Welcome to Dying," Blind Guardian | You wouldn't hear it if you were dead | weird kid106 |
"Welcome To My Nightmare," Alice Cooper | I don't think I can get inside Alice's head. | Peter |
"Welcome To My World," Jim Reeves | Nobody owns a separate world. | Old Man Edgar Winter |
"Welcome To The Black Parade," My Chemical Romance | Parades do not have colors. | Rock Maninoff |
"Welcome To The Future," Hawkwind | The future isn't here yet. | Yvette Bristle |
"What Does The Fox Say?," Ylvis | Nothing. Foxes can't talk. | Isac |
"What Lurks On Channel X?," Rob Zombie | Nothing. Channels are not lettered. | Ed |
"What You Want Is What You Get," Millions Like Us | Not necessarily. | Yvette Bristle |
"Wheel In the Sky," Journey | That defies the law of gravity. | Sean Smith |
"The Wheel Of Hurt," Margaret Whiting | Is that anywhere near "The Wheel of Fortune"? | Peter |
"Wheel Of The World," Carrie Underwood | A world is not a vehicle | Christy McDaniel |
"The Wheels Of Life," Gino Vannelli | Life does not have wheels. | Francis A. Sissy |
"When Doves Cry," Prince | Doves don't really cry, per se. | Karen Smith |
"When Dreams Turn To Dust," The Fabulous Penetrators | Dreams never become dust. | Yvette Bristle |
"When Goodbye Was A Word," Trisha Yearwood | "Goodbye" is still a word. | Yvette Bristle |
"When Heaven Calls Your Name," Balance of Power | Heaven is incapable of calling one's name. | weird kid106 |
"When I Get Through With You (You'll Love Me Too)," Patsy Cline | True love is forever; NOT getting "thru" w/ anyone | Heather Brockwell |
"When I Was An Apple," The Factory | People have never been apples. | Yvette Bristle |
"When It Rains The Blues On You," Merle Kilgore | The blues are an emotion and are not rain. | Yvette Bristle |
"When It Was Now," Atlas Genius | "Now" is present, but "was" is past tense. | Victoria Abbot |
"When Love Is Bleaching Bad," Play | Love doesn't bleach, either well or badly. | Heather Brockwell |
"When Love Takes Over," David Guetta | Love can’t take over anything. | BrilliantJ8 |
"When Our Hearts Sing," Rush of Fools | Hearts don't sing | Isac |
"When Peaches Grow On Lilac Trees," The Serendipity Singers | Peaches grow only on peach trees. | Yvette Bristle |
"When The Blues Comes To Call," Valerie Carter | The blues are an emotion and can't call. | Yvette Bristle |
"When The Sky Rained Fire," Modern Talking | Rain is water, not fire. | Yvette Bristle |
"When the Stars Go Blue," Tim McGraw | And exactly when has that ever happened? | Mr. Sally |
"When The Sun Hits," Slowdive | The Sun is not capable of hitting anything. | Clay Sicken |
"When The Sun Sleeps," Underoath | Celestial bodies are incapable of sleeping. | Bob |
"When The Wind Was Green," Kathy Keegan | When has the wind ever been green?! | Yvette Bristle |
"When The World Falls Down," Mick Ronson | The world doesn't fall down. | Yvette Bristle |
"When The World Was Round," Ian Hunter | The world has always been round. | Yvette Bristle |
"When Time Is Stolen," Joan Baez | Time can't be stolen. | Alyssa Jayne |
"When We Were Dead," Danzig | Couldn't be singing about it. | Marcia Zarwetten-Grassi |
"When Worlds Collide," Powerman 5000 | Sorry. In the Solar System, worlds can't collide. | Rock Maninoff |
"When You Speak With Your Eyes," Frances Langford | You speak with your MOUTH, not with your eyes! | Isac |
"When You Speak With Your Eyes," Frances Langford | Eyes don't talk. | Yvette Bristle |
"When You Walk Through Me," Ultravox | A person can't walk through another person. | Yvette Bristle |
"When Your Eyes Say It," Britney Spears | Eyes don't talk, as a general rule. | Eta_Cassiopeia |
"Where Are You Christmas?," Faith Hill | Christmas is something you can't lose. | Christy McDaniel |
"Where Do I Put Her Memory," Charley Pride | You don't put anybody's memory anywhere! | Isac |
"Where Do You Want The World Delivered," Joey Powers | No one can deliver the world. | Yvette Bristle |
"Where Everybody Knows Your Name," Gary Portnoy | Not everybody knows your name. | Opie M. |
"Where I Used To Have A Heart," Martina McBride | She'd be dead & unable to sing without one. | Sonya |
"Where The Rain Grows," Helloween | That would be where? | ChibiLowrider the Jerichoholic |
"Where The Streets Have No Name," U2 | All streets have names, silly | Tasha Yar |
"Where Were You When The World Stopped Turning?," Alan Jackson | Wouldn't happen; nor could anyone survive to sing. | Valerie Cameron |
"Which Way To Nowhere," The 5th Dimension | "Nowhere" is not a place. | Yvette Bristle |
"While My Guitar Gently Weeps," The Beatles | Guitars do not cry, it is amp overdrive | Susanna Viljanen |
"While My Guitar Gently Weeps," The Beatles | Heather Brockwell | |
"While My Guitar Gently Weeps," Beatles | Weeping what? It's an inanimate object. | Diddims |
"Whiskey River," Willie Nelson | No river is made of whiskey | Penelope Beckinsale |
"Whiskey Talkin'," Joe Stampley | Whiskey can't talk. | Daphne Hughes |
"Whiskey Vengeance," Bloodrock | Drinks don't have vengeance. | Yvette Bristle |
"Whisper Of Darkness," Nomad | Darkness doesn't whisper. | Yvette Bristle |
"Whisper To Me Wind," Shirley Ellis | The wind doesn't whisper. | Yvette Bristle |
"Whisper Up A Storm," Robin Trower | Whispering can't cause storms. | Yvette Bristle |
"Whispering Bells," The Del Vikings | Last I heard, bells jingled | Rich |
"Whispering Grass," Dee Clark | Grass doesn't whisper. | Yvette Bristle |
"Whispering Pines," Jakob Dylan | Trees can't whisper | Rich |
"Whispering Sea," Loretta Lynn | The sea doesn't whisper. | Yvette Bristle |
"Whispering Waves," Donna Summer | Waves don't whisper. | Yvette Bristle |
"Whistle Walking," Ned Miller | Whistles are incapable of walking. | Yvette Bristle |
"The Whistling Organ," Dave 'Baby' Cortez | Organs don't whistle. | Yvette Bristle |
"White Line Fever," Bertie Higgins | A white line cannot have a fever. | Lance Crackers |
"White Noise," The Living End | Noise cannot be described in a colour. | Dongquan |
"White Noise," Disclosure | Noises have no color | Greg |
"The White Shade Of Pale," Black Label Society | You Cant Get More White Than Pale | anthony moore |
"White Shadows," Coldplay | Shadows are black, aren't they? Not white? | Nestor Abreu |
"A Whiter Shade Of Pale," Procol Harum | I doubt there's anything whiter than pale. | Larcen Tyler |
"Who Painted The Moon Black?," Hayley Westenra | Unless you're talking about a picture | Natasha |
"Who'll Stop The Rain," Creedence Clearwater Revival | Nobody can. Weather is not controllable. | Susanna Viljanen |
"The Whole Town's Laughing At Me," Teddy Pendergrass | I doubt it. | Yvette Bristle |
"The Whole World Is A Stage," Fantastic Four | Then Columbus was wrong and we would fall off! | Peter |
"The Whole World's Gonna Know," Mr. Big | No, not the entire world. | Yvette Bristle |
"Why Are We Sleeping?," Soft Machine | Sleepers can't ask questions. | Yvette Bristle |
"Widow of a Living Man," Ben Harper | Only dead men can have widows. | Carla Jorgensen |
"Wiggle Bay," The Wiggles | There's no geographical feature with that name | Kerry |
"Wild Honey Pie," The Beatles | Honey pie doesn't grow in the wild (or at all). | Michael C |
"Willow Weep For Me," Chad & Jeremy | No tree on Earth has been known to weep | Isac |
"Willow Weep For Me," Chad & Jeremy | Lucinda Blair | |
"Wind Beneath My Wings," Bette Midler | Lucinda Blair | |
"The Wind Cries Mary," Jimi Hendrix | Uh, Jimi? Wind can't really speak. | Darius Kamron Whitehead |
"Wind cries Mary," Jimmy Hendrix | yeah right....... it cries Daniel too | damn'iel |
"Wind Him Up," Saga | A person can't be (literally) wound up. | Yvette Bristle |
"Windmills Of My Mind," Dusty Springfield | No one's mind contains windmills. | Penelope Beckinsale |
"The Windmills of Your Mind," Sting | Minds do not have windmills. | Brit Boxx |
"Window To Nowhere," Angra | weird kid106 | |
"Windows Of The World," Dionne Warwick | No windows belong to or pertain to the whole world | Karen Smith |
"Winged Elephants," Sean Lennon | Elephants don't have wings. | Yvette Bristle |
"Wings Of Desire," Jennifer Rush | Desire has no wings. | Yvette Bristle |
"Wings Of Eternity," Mystic Prophecy | Eternity doesn't have wings. | Yvette Bristle |
"Wings Of Fire," Axehammer | Wings aren't made of fire. | Yvette Bristle |
"Wings of God," Anathema | Self explanatory. | weird kid106 |
"Wings Of Reality," Angra | "Reality" does not possess wings. | weird kid106 |
"Wings Of Summer," Serj Tankian | Seasons have no wings. | GlamRockNinjaLord |
"Winter In Your Heart," Jack Rather | Hearts don't have seasons in them. | Yvette Bristle |
"Winter Won't Come This Year," Bill Medley | Winter comes every year. | Yvette Bristle |
"Wire People," The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band | People aren't made of wire. | Yvette Bristle |
"Wired For Love," Regine Velasquez | Wires have nothing to do with love. | Yvette Bristle |
"Wishing Star," Rita Coolidge | Stars (in the sky) are incapable of wishing. | Yvette Bristle |
"Wishing The Hours Away," All About Eve | Wishing can't speed up time. | Heather Brockwell |
"Witch Wolf," Styx | Wolves aren't witches. | Yvette Bristle |
"With Ears To See And Eyes To Hear," Sleeping With Sirens | Ears can't see and eyes can't hear. | Yvette Bristle |
"With Ears To See And Eyes To Hear," Sleeping With Sirens | You got that mixed up. It's the other way around. | Misty Downham |
"With You I'm Born Again," Billy Preston & Syreeta | People are only born once, and with one mom. | Peter |
"Within You, Without You," The Beatles | You can't be inside someone when they're not there | Michael C |
"Without You I'm Nothing," Placebo | You're still someone even without the other person | Yvette Bristle |
"Woke Up Dead," Megadeth | Dead people can't sing. | GlamRockNinjaLord |
"Wolf In The Breast," Cocteau Twins | Wolves do not come from breasts. | Francis A. Sissy |
"The Wolves In Your Teeth," The Minor Arcana | Teeth don't have wolves in them. | Yvette Bristle |
"The Woman In The Moon," Barbra Streisand | There are no people in the Moon. | Yvette Bristle |
"A Woman's Work Is Never Done," Various artists | It has to be done sooner or later. | Frosty The Cat |
"Won Threw Ate," Story Of The Year | Verbs can't throw one another. | Heather Brockwell |
"Wooden Heart," Bobby Vinton | A wooden heart would not beat - you'd be dead | Doug Montgomery |
"Wooden Heart," Elvis Presley | Uh? Last I checked, your heart was made of organs | Rich |
"Wooden Heart," Joe Dowell | David | |
"Wooden Heart," Joe Dowell | Lucinda Blair | |
"Woodpecker From Mars," Faith No More | Mars has no birds of any kind. | Yvette Bristle |
"Words (Are Impossible)," Donny Gerrard | The title of this song has three words in it. | Yvette Bristle |
"Words Are Medicine," Tim McGraw | Not really... | Lin |
"Words Can't Say," Quicksilver Messenger Service | Words express things. | Yvette Bristle |
"Words Get In The Way," Gloria Estefan & Miami Sound Machine | Usually words themselves aren't that big. | Peter |
"The Words Get Stuck In My Throat," Devo | Words do not get stuck in throats. | Opie M. |
"Words I May Have Ate," Green Day | You could do this in the figurative sense, though. | Lizzie |
"The Words I'm Gonna Have To Eat," Bill Phillips | Words can't literally be eaten. | Yvette Bristle |
"The World And His Wife," Elvis Costello | The world is not human, male, or married. | Alex Aerni |
"The World Becomes Flesh," Gehenna | The world can't turn into flesh. | Yvette Bristle |
"World Becomes You," Seven Day Diary | The world can't be transformed into a person. | Yvette Bristle |
"World Falls Away," Seether | Wait...aren't we still here? | Meier |
"The World In My Arms," Tony Douglas | Arms can't contain the world. | Yvette Bristle |
"World In My Eyes," Depeche Mode | You have a pupil in your eye! | Sean |
"The World In My Hands," Snap! | It's too big to fit in anyone's hands. | Yvette Bristle |
"The World Inside Your Arms," Margaret Whiting | The world is too big for that. | Candy Welty |
"The World Is A Circle," Burt Bacharach | The world is not a flat circle. | Maxi Pastor |
"The World Is A Ghetto," War | Much of the world isn't that bad off. | Peter |
"The World Is Flat," Echobelly | The world is round, not flat. | Yvette Bristle |
"The World Is Getting Smaller," Mark Dinning | The world isn't shrinking. | Yvette Bristle |
"The World Is Just a B-Movie," Bob Lind | The world isn't a film. | Yvette Bristle |
"The World Is Waiting," Berlin | Not the entire world. | Yvette Bristle |
"The World Just Stopped," Franky Lee | The world never stops. | Yvette Bristle |
"The World Loves Us And Is Our Bitch," McLusky | The whole world could never meet either criterion. | Heather Brockwell |
"World Of Forgotten People," Connie Smith | Most people aren't forgotten. | Yvette Bristle |
"World of Our Own," Westlife | Not until we have space travel! | Eta_Cassiopeia |
"World Of Smiles," Berlin | Wonder where that is located | ThatAwesomeGuy |
"World Of Stone," Blackmore's Night | The world isn't made entirely of stone. | Yvette Bristle |
"World Of Tears," Johnny Nash | The world isn't made of tears/not everyone is sad | Yvette Bristle |
"World on Fire," Sarah Mclachlan | Barring nuclear attack, it can't all be on fire | Spydercrystal |
"World Shut Your Mouth," Julian Cope | The world doesn't have just one mouth | Yvette Bristle |
"The World Waits For You," Fastway | The world doesn't wait. | Yvette Bristle |
"A World Without Heroes," Kiss | There are plenty of heroes. | Yvette Bristle |
"A World Without Love," Peter and Gordon | Always, someone, somewhere, will feel love. | Michael C |
"The World's Going Down On Me," Alan Price | The world doesn't go down on anyone. | Yvette Bristle |
"The World's On Fire," Strawberry Alarm Clock | Most of the world isn't burning. | Yvette Bristle |
"Worried Shoes," Daniel Johnston | One's shoes cannot be worried. | JC Foster |
"Worry Is A Rockin' Chair," Glenn Yarbrough | Worry is a state of mind, not a chair. | Yvette Bristle |
"Worryin' Shoes," Quicksilver Messenger Service | Shoes are incapable of worrying. | Yvette Bristle |
"Wrap My Words Around You," Daniel Bedingfield | Words aren't wrappable entities. | Heather Brockwell |
"Wrap Your Troubles In Dreams," Georgia Gibbs | Dreams can't wrap anything including troubles. | Peter |
"Wrapped Around Your Finger," The Police | No one's that small or elastic. | Peter |
"Wrapped Up In A Dream," Ted Taylor | Dreams can't (literally) wrap people up. | Yvette Bristle |
"Write It All On Your Heart," Jim Henry Jr. | Hearts can't be written on. | Yvette Bristle |
"Writing All The Time," Little Marcy | Even when you're sleeping? | Yvette Bristle |
"Writing The Book Of Last Pages," Let's Active | A book has only one last page. | Yvette Bristle |
"Written in the Stars," Tinie Tempah | Nothing can be written in the stars. | Petey |
"Written In The Stars," Elton John & LeAnn Rimes | Lucinda Blair | |
"Written in the Stars," Elton John & LeAnn Rimes | Nothing is written in the stars | Jeremy |
"Wrong Side Of Heaven," Five Finger Death Punch | Heaven shouldn't have a wrong side. | Peter |
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