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Song Names -> Literally Impossible Song Titles -> S

Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

Entries Beginning with S

Song/Performer	Comments	Submittor
"Sad Bag," Bobbi Humphrey	Bags have no emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"Sad Cafe," Eagles	A cafe is incapable of possessing emotions.	Cassandra
"Sad Eyed Lady," The Baskerville Hounds	Eyes are incapable of emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"Sad Eyes," Robert John	Eyes are incapable of emotions.	Peter
"Sad Guitar," Buffalo Daughter	Musical instruments don't have emotions.	Candy Welty
"Sad Hearts," The Four Tops	Hearts don't have emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"Sad Joy," Carrie Rodriguez	This is an oxymoron. Sadness and joy are opposites	Yvette Bristle
"Sad Little Moon," The Magnetic Fields	The Moon has no emotions.	Kara Oke
"Sad Old World," Charlie Dore	The Earth has no emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"Sad Sack," Bo Diddley	Sacks are inanimate objects, thus cannot be sad.	Opie M.
"Sad Song," The Cars	A song cannot feel emotions.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Sad Songs (Say So Much)," Elton John	A song can't speak!	Flubber
"Sad Statue," System Of A Down	Must be the statue of Abraham Lincoln	Isac
"Sad Statue," System Of A Down	Statues cannot be sad for they are emotionless	Guest
"The Sad Sun," Deer Tick	The Sun has no emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"Sad Sunset," The Spiders	Sunsets have no emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"Sad Sweetheart of the Rodeo," Harvey Danger	Nobody can be a sweetheart to a rodeo	Chris Chendo
"Sad Tomorrows," Trini Lopez	Days don't have emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"Sad, Sad Sunshine," Hard Times	Sunshine is incapable of emotion.	Yvette Bristle
"Sadly Sings Destiny," Blind Guardian	Destiny is an idea; it can't sing	Amelia
"The Sadness Will Never End," Bring Me The Horizon	It will end sooner or later. (Band name also L.I.)	Yvette Bristle
"Safe In The Arms Of Love," Martina McBride	Love doesn't have arms.	Karen Smith
"Sail To The Moon," Radiohead	You can't sail to the moon, duh!	Sean
"The Salmon Dance," The Chemical Brothers	Salmon don't dance	Heather Brockwell
"A Salty Dog," Procol Harum	A salty dog is a pretty much dead one	Susanna Viljanen
"Santa Baby," Eartha Kitt	Santa Claus is an old man in legend, not a baby.	Michael
"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town," J. Fred Coots and Haven Gillespie	Santa Claus is only legendary.	Michael
"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town," J. Fred Coots and Haven Gillespie	There Ain't No Santa Claus.	Melanie Bianca Green
"Sapphire Bullets Of Pure Love," They Might Be Giants	No bullets are of love,nor would love be sapphire	Heather Brockwell
"Satan Is My Motor," Cake	Unleaded, diesel, or human souls?	Matt
"Satelite Of Love," Lou Reed	A satellite cannot be made of emotions.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Satellite Of Love," Lou Reed	Love is an emotion and is not a satellite.	Yvette Bristle
"Saturday Night Didn't Happen," Reparata & The Delrons	Oh yes it did!	Yvette Bristle
"Saturday Night Forever," Pet Shop Boys	Saturday night ends when Sunday morning begins.	Yvette Bristle
"A Saucerful Of Secrets," Pink Floyd	Saucers don't contain secrets.	Yvette Bristle
"Save The Sunlight," Lani Hall	Sunlight can't be saved.	Yvette Bristle
"Save Tonight," Eagle Eye Cherry	Why? The night doesn't need to be saved.	Peter
"Save Tonight," Eagle Eye Cherry	The night can't literally be saved in any way	Lefty Lucy
"Save Your Kisses For Me," Brotherhood Of Man	Kisses cannot be saved.	Pi Traynor
"Save Your Love," Great White	Love can't be literally "saved" in any way.	Wanda Pierce
"Saved By Zero," The Fixx	Numbers can't save you.	ThatAwesomeGuy
"Say You're Mine Porcupine," Billy Strange	Porcupines can't talk.	Yvette Bristle
"Schpamb," (Hed) P.E.	There is no such word.	Daniel
"Screamin' Down The House," Raven	Screaming can't bring down a house.	Yvette Bristle
"The Screaming Cream," The Human Kind	Cream can't scream.	Candy Welty
"Screaming Night Hog," Steppenwolf	Hogs don't scream.	Yvette Bristle
"Screaming Skin," Blondie	Skin can't scream.	Dep Stoatley
"Sea Lion Woman," Feist	Meh?? Would like to see her!	Sean
"Sea Of Flames," Iron Angel	Water isn't flammable.	Yvette Bristle
"Sea Of Love ," Phil Phillips	love is an emotion, so you can't have a sea of it	Rich
"Sea Of Smiling Faces," Bee Gees	The sea has no faces, smiling or otherwise.	Yvette Bristle
"Sea Of Sorrow," Alice In Chains	It's not on the map.	Rock Maninoff
"Sea Of Stars," Valerie Carter	Seas have water, not stars.	Yvette Bristle
"Seagreen Serenades," Silver Apples	Songs do not have visible color.	Yvette Bristle
"Sealed With A Kiss," Brian Hyland	Kissing is not a good way to seal something.	Peter
"Seas of Cheese," Primus	I didn't know the seas are made of cheese	Chazm
"Seasons In The Sun," Terry Jacks	There are no seasons in or on the sun.	Peter
"Seasons Of Love," Cast of 'Rent'	Can seasons REALLY love?	Brian
"Seasons Of My Heart," Willie Nelson	Hearts don't contain seasons.	Yvette Bristle
"Seasons Of The Heart," John Denver	Hearts don't have seasons.	Yvette Bristle
"Second Hand Rose," Barbra Streisand	Roses can't be second hand, they will die and wilt	Peter
"Second Nature," Dan Hartman	There's only one nature	Mads
"Second's Best," Lee Morgan	No. First is best.	Yvette Bristle
"Secrets Of Love," DJ Bobo feat. Sandra	Love has no secrets!	Mads
"See Right Through Me," Mobile	Not unless you have X-ray specs	Isac
"See Right Through Me," Mobile	People aren't transparent. Only ghosts are.	Joey Lawrence (no, not the actor)
"Seize The Day," Avenged Sevenfold	You can't physically hold the day in your hands.	Felicia
"Selling England by the Pound," Genesis	England is a country, not merchandise	Susanna Viljanen
"Send Me An Angel," Real Life	Will that be Fed-Ex or UPS?	Nigel Shave Cream
"Send Me The Moon," Sara Bareilles	The Moon cannot be sent.	Alyssa Jayne
"Sentimental Journey," Doris Day	A journey, itself, has no sentiments.	Peter
"Sentimental Street," Night Ranger	Streets have no feelings or sentiments.	Heather Brockwell
"Sentimental Sunday," Hayley Mills	Days of the week have no sentiments.	Yvette Bristle
"Set Adrift On Memory Bliss," P.M. Dawn	I've never heard of a body of water called that.	Peter
"Set Fire To The Rain," Adele	Water is not flammable.	Yvette Bristle
"Set The World On Fire," Black Veil Brides	You simply can't set the entire world ablaze.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Seven Cities Of Gold," Rush	There are no cities made of gold.	Yvette Bristle
"Seven Day Weekend," Gary U.S. Bonds	Weekends cannot possibly be that long.	Samantha Wayland
"Seven Day Weekend," Gary U.S. Bonds	Weekends only have TWO days--Saturday and Sunday	Isac
"Seven Days In One," Cindy Owens	Seven days can't fit into one day.	Yvette Bristle
"Seven Days to Nevermore," Balance of Power	Self explanatory.	weird kid106
"Seven Impossible Days," Mr. Big	Days are possible since they exist.	Yvette Bristle
"Seven Seas of Rhye," Queen	Rhye is a fantasy world, not real life object	Susanna Viljanen
"Seventeen Forever," Metro Station	What are you, a vampire? You can't be 17 forever!	Rosa C.
"Seventeen Forever," Metro Station	You'll turn eighteen if you live long enough.	Heather Brockwell
"Sex As A Weapon," Pat Benatar	Sex cannot make a good weapon.	Peter
"Sex Bomb," Tom Jones	How can you have sex with a bomb?	Mads
"Sex Is Not The Enemy," Garbage	Sex cannot be a friend nor an enemy.	Sheila Oh
"Sex Machine," James Brown	No machine can have sex.	Phillip 'Screw' Driver
"Sex on Fire," Kings of Leon	It's impossible because you would be getting burnt	Dongquan
"Sex On Wheels," My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult	Sex isn't a vehicle; thus no wheels.	Rock Maninoff
"Señorita With A Necklace Of Tears," Paul Simon	Necklaces can't be made from tears.	Yvette Bristle
"Shades Of Loneliness," Mashmakhan	Loneliness has no color.	Yvette Bristle
"Shades Of Time," Santana	Time has no color.	Yvette Bristle
"Shades Of Truth," Bad Religion	Truth is not a color, therefore can have no shades	Evan
"Shadow Dancing," Andy Gibb	A shadow can't dance on its own.	Peter
"Shadow of Death," Believer		weird kid106
"The Shadow Of Your Smile," Tony Bennett	Smiles cannot cast shadows.	Frosty The Cat
"Shadow Walks Away," Tom Verlaine	Shadows don't walk.	Yvette Bristle
"Shadow's Play," Steven Severin	Shadows don't play.	Yvette Bristle
"Shadows Of Grief," Uriah Heep	Grief doesn't cast shadows.	Yvette Bristle
"Shadows Of Love," Bobby Chandler	Love doesn't cast shadows.	Yvette Bristle
"Shadows Of The Night," Pat Benatar	The night is too dark to cast a shadow.	Sheila Oh
"Shake Hands With Beef," Primus	Beef doesn't have hands	Ninja Warrior
"Shake Heaven," Montell Jordan	Heaven isn't something that can be shaken.	Isac
"Shake Heaven," Montell Jordan	Not unless there's an earthquake	Ariana Crowne
"Shake The Disease," Depeche Mode	And where would you shake it to, other people?	Peter
"Shake The Sugar Tree," Pam Tillis	There is no such tree	Lucinda Blair
"Shake Up Christmas," Train	And just how does one do THAT?	Isac
"Shake Your Love," Debbie Gibson	Can you really shake love?	Franz Chong
"Shaking The Dreams From A Bedspread," John Rapson	Dreams can't be shaken from bedspreads.	Yvette Bristle
"The Shame Just Drained," The Easybeats	Shame is not an entity that can drain.	Sheila Koffel
"Shame On The Moon," Bob Seger	The Moon is incapable of feeling shame.	Peter
"Shame On The Night," Dio	The night is incapable of being shamed.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Shapeshifter," Marcy Playground	Nobody can shapeshift in real life	Harlow
"Shattering The Skies Above," Trivium	The skies aren't made of glass.	Chazm
"She Blinded Me With Science," Thomas Dolby	You just can't be blinded by science.	Eac Zeffron
"She Can Wait Forever," Tavares	Nobody can.	Yvette Bristle
"She Drives Me Out Of My Mind," The Swingin' Medallions	To where and what kind of car?	Peter
"She Is Always Seventeen," Harry Chapin	You're only 17 years of age for one year.	Yvette Bristle
"She Is The Sunlight," Trading Yesterday	People aren't sunlight.	Yvette Bristle
"She Lives In My Lap," Outkast	If she did, your leg would look weird!	Paul Warren
"She Shot A Hole In My Soul," Huey Lewis And The News	A soul is not a physical entity and can't be shot	Heather Brockwell
"She Talks To Angels," The Black Crowes	She must be talking by herself then.	Danny Partridge In A Pear Tree
"She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy," Kenny Chesney	A tractor can't be sexy!	Christy McDaniel
"She Wandered Through the Garden Fence," Procol Harum	Not without a chainsaw	Susanna Viljanen
"She's A Dime," B. Smooth	Nobody is a coin.	Heather Brockwell
"She's a Hard Drink," Daniel Amos	No person is a drink	Lori
"She's A Rainbow," The Rolling Stones	No woman is a rainbow.	Red Ruffcorn
"She's Electric," Oasis	Then what is she? Pikachu?	Alan the Ottoman
"She's Every Woman," Garth Brooks	A person can't be more than one person.	Yvette Bristle
"She's Everything ," Brad Paisley	A person can't be every single thing.	JohnHowarth
"She's Got Everything," The Essex	No person can attain everything.	Yvette Bristle
"She's Like Heroin," System Of A Down	She can be injected into a vein?	agent nerve
"She's My Kind Of Rain," Tim McGraw	People are not rain.	Candy Welty
"She's Perfect," Toby Keith	No person is perfect.	Yvette Bristle
"She's The Blade," Sugarcult	A person can't be a blade	Franka
"Shepherd Moons," Enya	How can a moon belong to a shepherd?	Natasha Kershaw
"Shifting Whispering Sands," Jim Reeves	Sands don't whisper.	Yvette Bristle
"Shine On Silver Sun," Strawbs	The Sun is not made of silver.	Yvette Bristle
"Shine On You Crazy Diamond," Pink Floyd	There is such thing as a crazy diamond?	Guest #5
"Shine On Your Crazy Diamond," Pink Floyd	Gemstones can't exhibit craziness.	Yvette Bristle
"Shine On, Harvest Moon," Leon Redbone	A moon cannot harvest a crop.	Old Man Edgar Winter
"Shiny Happy People," R.E.M.	People don't shine...usually.	Sean
"Sho' Like To Ride On Your Star," Gene Page	No one can ride on a star.	Yvette Bristle
"Shoot The Moonlight Out," Garland Jeffreys	It can't be done.	Yvette Bristle
"Shooting From The Heart," Cliff Richard	A heart can not hold a gun, it has no hands.	Peter
"Shooting Shark," Blue Oyster Cult	How does a shark shoot?!	Yvette Bristle
"Shooting The Moon," Ok Go	Again, impossible, due to zero gravity.	G
"Shot Down Love," Bobby Kimball	Love is an emotion and can't be shot down.	Yvette Bristle
"A Shot of Rhythm and Blues," Arthur Alexander	These things can't be shot from a gun or needle.	Michael C
"Shotgun Blues," Guns N' Roses	A weapon cannot feel sadness.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Shotgun Rider," Joe Sun	Guns can't be ridden.	Candy Welty
"Shout At The Devil," Motley Crue	Even if the Devil exists, this can't be done.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Shout at the Devil," Motley Crue	One cannot shout at the Devil.	Pete
"Show Me Heaven," Maria McKee	Heaven cannot be shown.	MOR
"Shrink the World," YellowCard	Riiiight. Can't be done. Nope.	Bryan Pardue
"Shrinking Universe," Muse	The universe is actually expanding	Evan
"Shut Up Train," Little Big Town	Trains can't talk or be told anything.	Christy McDaniel
"Shy Hearts," Dan Hartman	Hearts can much, but(fourtunately) not be shy	Mads
"Siamese Twins (The Monkey And Me)," The Knack	A monkey and a human cannot be conjoined.	Yvette Bristle
"Sick For The Cure," Cinderella	Isn't this a contradiction?	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Sick Love Song," Motley Crue	Songs are incapable of being sick.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Sidewalk Surfin'," Jan And Dean	Sidewalks are difficult to turn into surfboards.	Peter
"Sidewalk Talk," Jellybean	Sidewalks do not talk.	Francis A. Sissy
"Signed Sealed Delivered I'm Yours," Stevie Wonder	A person cannot be signed, sealed or delivered.	Reggie Pillbox
"Silence Is A Golden Mountain," Dan Zimmerman	Silence is not a mountain (of any color).	Carmen Stokes
"Silence Is Deadly," Shoes	Silence doesn't kill.	Yvette Bristle
"Silence Is Deafening," Napalm Death	No, actually, silence is ......... uh, silent.	Tiffany Carriker
"Silence Is Golden," The Tremeloes	Silence is not made from metal nor coloured	Susanna Viljanen
"Silence Is King," Jim Photoglo	There has never been a king named Silence.	Yvette Bristle
"Silence Is Loud," DJ Dione	This title is an oxymoron.	Yvette Bristle
"Silent My Song," Lykke Li	A song, by definition, has sound.	Yvette Bristle
"Silent Night," Traditional	You can't expect a day or night to be all quiet	Christy McDaniel
"Silent Night," Traditional	Can't be silent if you're singing about it.	Melissa Conway
"Silent Running," Mike + The Mechanics	Everyone makes a noise when running.	Opie M.
"Silent Scream," Slayer	This is an oxymoron. Screams have sound.	Yvette Bristle
"Silent Sea," KT Tunstall	The sea isn't silent	Elon Rat
"Silent Song," Beth Hirsch	This is an oxymoron. Songs have sound.	Yvette Bristle
"Silent Song Through The Land," Ron Davies	A song, by definition, has sound.	Yvette Bristle
"Silent Talking," Corey Hart	This is an oxymoron	Trina Lufkin
"Silicon World," Eiffel 65	There's no world made of silicon	Mads
"Silly Love Songs," Wings	Love songs are NOT silly.	Emmanuelle Vaugier with maggots in her hair
"Silver Bird," Mark Lindsay	No real bird is made from element #47 (silver).	Heather Brockwell
"The Silver Gum Drop Tree," John Frogg	Trees don't grow gum drops.	Yvette Bristle
"The Silver Gum Drop Tree," John Frogg	Gum drops and trees are not silver	Isac
"Silver Inches," Enya	What do THOSE look like? And how big are they?	Diddims
"Silver Lady," David Soul	A lady cannot be silver colored.	Opie M.
"Silver Ocean," Flamming Rasmussen	Oceans aren't made of silver nor colored silver.	Yvette Bristle
"Sin For Dinner," Frozen Ghost	Sins aren't edible.	Yvette Bristle
"Sing Australia," John Denver	Countries can't sing.	Hunter Sullivan
"Sing Me A Picture," Ned Miller	Singing can't create pictures.	Yvette Bristle
"Sing Me Away," Night Ranger	You cannot sing someone away.	Peter Paul Mounds
"Sing Me Back Home," Merle Haggard	The death penalty isn't that easy to escape from	Michael E Cormier
"Sing Me Back Home," Merle Haggard	Singing is not a means of transportation	Rachel Stedman
"Sing You Back To Me," Trisha Yearwood	Singing is not a form of transportation.	Andrea Greenleaf
"Singin' Bell," Willie Nile	Bells don't sing.	Yvette Bristle
"Singin' Lonely Songs," Johnny Darrell	Songs can't experience loneliness.	Yvette Bristle
"Singing Dead Men," Blutengel	Dead people can't sing.	Yvette Bristle
"Singing Hills," Billy Vaughn	Hills can't sing.	Yvette Bristle
"Singing Me Home," Lady Antebellum	Singing can't transport a person.	Yvette Bristle
"The Singing Sea," The Seatbelts	No body of water can sing.	Lois Teem
"Singing Skies And Dancing Waters," John Denver	Skies don't sing; water doesn't dance.	Yvette Bristle
"Singing Winds, Crying Beasts," Santana	Winds don't sing.	Yvette Bristle
"Sister of Night," Depeche Mode	How can night have a sister?	J Campbell
"Sisters Of The Moon," Fleetwood Mac	The moon doesn't have siblings.	Yvette Bristle
"Sittin' On A Rainbow," Charlie Stone	A rainbow will not support anyone's weight.	Yvette Bristle
"Sitting On A Star," Strawberry Alarm Clock	Stars (in the sky) can't be sat upon.	Yvette Bristle
"Sitting On Top of the World," Roxette	Nobody can literally sit on top of the world	Lefty Lucy
"Sitting On Top Of The World," Cream	The world has no top.	Yvette Bristle
"Skating Away (on the Thin Ice of a New Day)," Jethro Tull	Days are not made of ice	Evan
"Skin o' My Teeth," Megadeth	Teeth do not have skin.	Chazm
"Skinflowers," The Young Gods	Flowers do not have skins.	Rock Maninoff
"Skullcrusher Mountain," Jonathan Coulton	Mountains can't crush skulls	Evan
"Sky Full Of Diamonds," Jim Shaunecy	The sky isn't filled with diamonds.	Yvette Bristle
"The Sky Is A Poisonous Garden," Concrete Blonde	The sky is not a garden.	Yvette Bristle
"The Sky Is Broken," Moby	The sky is no physical entity and can't break.	Ruby Spinel
"The Sky Is Crying," Eric Clapton	Yeah, that's called rain.	Evan
"The Sky is Falling," Aiden	the sky can't fall!	Lizzie
"Sleep Now in the Fire," Rage Against the Machine	OWCH!!!	Ned Riley
"Sleeping Gas," The Teardrop Explodes	No gas is ever either asleep or awake.	Daphne Fairhope
"Sleeping Satellite," Tasmin Archer	Satellites are incapable of sleeping.	Guy Fee Etty
"Sleeping Stone," Duffy	Stones neither sleep nor have wakefulness.	Heather Brockwell
"Sleeping Sun," Nightwish	The Sun is incapable of sleeping.	Yvette Bristle
"Slick City," Jesse Colin Young	There is no city with this name.	Yvette Bristle
"Slow Dancing With The Moon," Dolly Parton	The Moon is incapable of dancing.	Yvette Bristle
"Sly Bones," Blodwyn Pig	Bones can't exhibit slyness.	Yvette Bristle
"Small Hours," John Martyn	All hours are the same length of time.	Yvette Bristle
"Smell Of Temptation," Fragments Of Dirt	Temptation doesn't have a smell.	Yvette Bristle
"Smell The Color Blue," Dan Perrin	Colors can't be smelled.	Yvette Bristle
"Smells Like Funk," Black Eyed Peas	How can something smell like funk!	Stephanie
"Smells Like Nirvana," Weird Al Yankovic	I always wanted to know if Nirvana smelled good...	miiko
"Smells Like Teen Spirit," Nirvana	You can't smell spirit	CDD
"Smells Like Teen Spirit," Nirvana	What does that smell like, gym socks and perfume?	Jess Koopa
"The Smile Has Left Your Eyes," Asia	Eyes don't smile. Mouths do.	Candy Welty
"The Smile Of The Sun," Helloween	The Sun doesn't smile.	Yvette Bristle
"A Smile That Explodes," Joseph Arthur	Smiles don't (literally) explode.	Yvette Bristle
"Smiley Skeleton," Pierrot	Bones aren't incredibly expressive.	Kitase
"Smiling Islands," Robbie Patton	Islands have never been known to smile.	Isac
"Smiling Islands," Robbie Patton	Islands don't smile.	Yvette Bristle
"Smiling Wine," Great Speckled Bird	Wine is incapable of smiling.	Yvette Bristle
"Smoke Shovelling Song," The Incredible String Band	Smoke can't be shoveled.	Yvette Bristle
"Smokin' Room," Carl Carlton	The room itself doesn't smoke.	Peter
"Snakes Beneath The Skin," Illuminoscillate	Snakes don't exist under one's skin.	Yvette Bristle
"Snoopy vs The Red Baron," The Royal Guardsmen		FussBudget
"Snoopy vs. the Red Baron," Royal Guardsmen	Von Richthofen died long before Snoopy came around	Jeffrey Hope
"Snort Of Green," Willie Bobo	Snorts don't have color.	Yvette Bristle
"Snorting Whiskey (Drinking Cocaine)," Pat Travers	Can't snort a drink, can't drink a powder.	Tab Cola
"Snowflakes Are Dancing," Kurt Vile	Snowflakes can't literally dance.	Wanda Pierce
"Snowflakes Are Dancing," Tomita	They don't dance.	Yvette Bristle
"So Happy I Could Die," Lady Gaga	Happiness does not promote dying.	R. Jeanine O'Succinate
"So Into You," Atlanta Rhythm Section	One cannot get inside another person.	Lance Crackers
"Soak Up The Sun," Sheryl Crow	That would be one mighty big sponge or bread piece	Peter
"Soak Up The Sun," Sheryl Crow	That would take one big honkin' mop!	Offender
"Soda Fountain Shuffle," Earl Klugh	Ever see a soda fountain dance? No!	Isac
"Soda Fountain Shuffle," Earl Klugh	Soda fountains don't dance.	Yvette Bristle
"The Soft Parade," The Doors	It would be a parade of tip-toeing people.	Christy McDaniel
"The Soft Parade," The Doors	Parades can neither be soft nor hard.	Isac
"Solar Circus," The Soundtrack Of Our Lives	The Sun isn't a circus, nor does it have one.	Yvette Bristle
"Soldier Of Love," Wildstreet	Love has no soldiers	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Some Days Are Diamonds, Some Days Are Stones," John Denver	Days are periods of time, not rocks or minerals.	Kirsten Abercrombie
"Some Flowers Bloom Dead," The Wallflowers	If a flower blooms, it's clearly alive, not dead	Rich
"Some Hearts Are Diamonds," Chris Norman	Yeah, and some spades are clubs. (NOT!)	Queen Of Sheba
"Some Hearts Are Diamonds," Chris Norman	None are. Not even any playing cards.	Yvette Bristle
"Some Hearts Are Diamonds," Chris Norman	Sorry, Chris - NO hearts are diamonds, or stone.	Chowder
"Some Humans Ain't Human," John Prine	This is an oxymoron. All humans are human.	Yvette Bristle
"Some People Never Die," Hawkwind	All people die sooner or later.	Yvette Bristle
"Someday I'll be Saturday Night," Bon Jovi	Oh really...Is Friday still available?	Ricky
"Someday I'll Be Saturday Night," Bon Jovi	Actually, with a name change...	Mayanas
"Someday We'll All Be Free," Harvey Mason	Some people are imprisoned or otherwise not free.	Yvette Bristle
"Someone Else's Tomorrow," Patty Griffin	It's everyone's tomorrow.	Yvette Bristle
"Something Happened On The Way To Heaven," Phil Collins	So is that what a near-death experience is like?	Larcen Tyler
"Something Your Heart Has Been Telling Me," Roberta Flack	Hearts don't speak.	Yvette Bristle
"Sometimes What Ends Doesn't," Hightide Hotel	When things end, they end.	Yvette Bristle
"Sometimes You Fly," Rachele Lynae	Unless she's singing to a bird, bat, or insect	Heather Brockwell
"Somewhere Between Love And Tomorrow," Roy Clark	"Love" and "tomorrow" are not locations.	Candy Welty
"Somewhere Down The Crazy River," Robbie Robertson	Rivers cannot go crazy.	Lush Rimbaugh
"Son In Moon," Biff Rose	Moons don't have people in them.	Yvette Bristle
"Son Of A Gun," Nirvana	Weapons can't have children	Evan
"Son Of Lent," Scaffold	Lent has no offspring.	Yvette Bristle
"Son Of The Ice Bag," Hugh Masekela	Ice bags don't have children.	Yvette Bristle
"The Song Has No Ending," The Incredible String Band	All songs have endings.	Yvette Bristle
"Song In My Heart," Earth, Wind & Fire	Hearts don't contain music.	Yvette Bristle
"The Song Is Love," Mary Travers	Emotions can be sung about, not themselves sung.	Raphael
"The Song Is You," Dave Brubeck Quartet	Songs aren't people.	Yvette Bristle
"The Song Remembers When," Trisha Yearwood	Songs have no memory.	Julia Farda
"A Song That Crawls ," Agents of Oblivion	songs don't crawl	Grillzforlife
"The Song That Never Ends," Lambchop	All songs end.	Karen Smith
"Song With No Music," Donna Fargo	A song, by definition, is music.	Yvette Bristle
"A Song Without End," Edmund Hockridge	No song goes on forever. They all end @ some point	Yvette Bristle
"Songs For The Deaf," Queens Of The Stone Age	Pretty sure that would be called poetry.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Songs Out Of Clay," Al Stewart	Songs can't be made from clay.	Yvette Bristle
"Sons Of Thunder," Herder	Thunder doesn't have offspring.	Yvette Bristle
"Sorrow In The Wind," Emmylou Harris	Sorrow can't be carried by the wind.	Yvette Bristle
"Sorrow Lives Here," Linda Ronstadt	Sorrow is not a living thing.	Yvette Bristle
"Sorry Is My Name," John Christie	No. Your name is John. Is anyone named "Sorry"?	Yvette Bristle
"Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word," Elton John	A word itself is neither 'hard' or 'soft'.	Peter
"The Soul Of My Suit," Marc Bolan and T. Rex	As opposed to, say, a living bra?	Pickle*
"Soul Singing," Black Crowes	Does a soul have a mouth to sing?	Peter
"Soul Survivor," Young Jeezy/Akon	How is a soul a survivor?	Corey Acklen
"Soul To Squeeze," Red Hot Chili Peppers	You cannot squeeze a soul.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Soulful Shade Of Blue," Buffy Sainte-Marie	Colors aren't soulful.	Yvette Bristle
"Souls Of Black," Testament	How would you know the color of a soul?	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Sound of Silence," Simon & Garfunkel	No sounds in silence.	Susanna Viljanen
"The Sound Of Sunshine," Michael Franti & Spearhead	Sunshine does not make a sound.	Reggie Pillbox
"Sound of the Underground," Girls Aloud	Neither layer of the ground makes noises	Kerry
"Sounds Of Silence," Simon And Garfunkel	It's either a sound or it's silence	Bob Sponaugle
"Soupsville," Bud Shank	There is no place with this name.	Yvette Bristle
"Sour Milk Sea," Crystal Empire	Seas are water, not sour milk.	Yvette Bristle
"South Station Blues," The Joe Perry Project	Stations don't have emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"Southern California Wants To Be Western New York," Dar Williams	Geographical regions are inanimate and can't want.	Sarah Topsian
"Souvenir From A Dream," Tom Verlaine	Dreams don't produce souvenirs.	Yvette Bristle
"Space Cowboy," Steve Miller Band	There are no cowboys or cows in space.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Space Girl Blues," Devo	No girls are from space in the first place!	GlamRockNinjaLord
"The Space Jungle," Adamski	There aren't any jungles in outer space.	Belinda Vanlisle
"Space King," Martha Velez	Space is not a monarchy.	Yvette Bristle
"Space Lord," Monster Magnet	There is no lord in outer space.	Rock Maninoff
"Space Lord," Monster Magnet	Space lords only exist in fiction.	Lefty Lucy
"Space Truckin'," Deep Purple	Impossible, due to zero gravity	G
"Space Trucking," Deep Purple	Yo, how could there be trucks in space?	Anonymous Bob
"Spanish Castle Magic," Jimi Hendrix Experience	Castles, Spanish or other, are incapable of magic.	Peter
"Spanish Eyes," Al Martino	Eyes themselves have no nationality.	Peter
"Spanish Moon," Little Feat	The Moon has no nationality &belongs to no country	Heather Brockwell
"Spanish Sky," Chris Isaak	The sky can't be a nationality.	Rich
"Spatula City," Weird Al Yankovic	Cities aren't made of spatulas.	Yvette Bristle
"Speak To The Sky," Rick Springfield	One cannot speak to the sky.	Isac
"Speak With Your Eyes," Jan Andre	Sorry, but eyes can't talk.	Yvette Bristle
"Speed Demon," Michael Jackson	A demon does not drive.	Percy Fingertips
"Speed King," Deep Purple	Speed is not a monarchy.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Speed of Life," Alchemist	Life does not have a speed.	weird kid106
"Spice Up Your Life," Spice Girls	Life cannot be made spicy	Diddims
"The Spirit Of Radio," Rush	A radio does not have a ghost.	John Gumm
"The Spirit of Radio," Rush	Radio doesn't have a spirit	Kerry
"Spirit Sleeps Inside ," La arc en' ciel	I have no spirits sleepng inside me...	Christian Spindler
"Spirits In The Material World," The Police	Spirits aren't able to interact like that.	Larcen Tyler
"Spit You Out," Bullet For My Valentine	Can't have a person in your mouth to begin with	Franka
"Sponge Boy," Fancy Books	People aren't sponges.	Yvette Bristle
"Sponge Boy," Fancy Books	Do you mean SpongeBob SquarePants, perhaps?	Isac
"Spoonman," Soundgarden	No man can be a spoon.	Rock Maninoff
"Sprouts of Time," Angra		weird kid106
"St. Anger," Metallica	No such (known) saint existed...	The Rev.A Palgut
"Stairway Of Love," Marty Robbins	Love is an emotion, not a stairway.	Yvette Bristle
"Stairway To Heaven," Led Zeppelin	No, there isn't. (Nor an Elevator to Hell either.)	Susanna Viljanen
"Stairway To Heaven," Led Zeppelin	... tell me when you get there	hippiedude5000
"Stairway To Heaven," Led Zeppelin		Heather Brockwell
"Stairway to the Stars," Blue Oyster Cult	lotsa freakin stairs	dinkerbell
"Stand Inside Of Your Love," Smashing Pumpkins	How do get inside of an emotion?	George Straitjacket
"Stand Inside Your Love," The Smashing Pumpkins	One can't stand inside love.	Steve
"Standing At the Edge of the Earth," Blessid Union Of Souls	The earth is round, therefore it has no edge.	Jeffrey Hope
"Standing In The Shadows Of Love," The Four Tops	Love has no shadows.	Isac
"Standing In The Shadows Of Love," Four Tops	As an emotion, love doesn't really cast any shadow	Peter
"Standing On The Edge Of Goodbye," John Berry	Goodbyes don't have edges to stand on.	Candy Welty
"Star Eyes," Cal Tjader	Celestial bodies don't have eyes.	Yvette Bristle
"Star Walkin'," Lil Nas X	You cannot walk on stars.	JohnHowarth
"Starboy," The Weeknd	No person is a celestial body	JohnHowarth
"Starless Summer Sky," Marshall Crenshaw	The sky always has stars, even if obscured.	Yvette Bristle
"Starman," David Bowie	No man is a celestial body	Susanna Viljanen
"Stars Are Blind," Paris Hilton	Stars, as in celestial bodies, don't have eyes.	Katycat
"Stars Fell On Alabama," Frankie Laine	And Alabama is now gone, right? WRONG!	Peter
"Stars Fell On Stockton," Shadows	(Think about it!)	FussBudget
"Stars Fell On Stockton," Shadows	That must hurt. A lot.	Katelyn
"Stars In My Eyes," Sugarloaf	Eyes are too small to put stars in them.	Peter
"Stars In Your Eyes," Armor For Sleep	Stars wouldn't fit in anybody's eye.	Cheryl Jordan
"Stars On The Water," Rodney Crowell	Stars are in the sky, not on water.	Yvette Bristle
"Starstruck," Rainbow	Stars cannot strike anything.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Start The World Spinning," Sherry Weine	No one can control the earth's rotation.	Yvette Bristle
"The State of Dreaming," Marina and The Diamonds	There is no such state	Sara
"Stay Forever," Hal Ketchum	It can't be done.	Yvette Bristle
"Stay Frosty," Van Halen	The temperature cannot remain the same forever.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Stay Here Forever," Jewel	You can't stay anywhere forever, except maybe jail	Christy McDaniel
"The Staying Side Of Goodbye," John Conlee	'Goodbye' doesn't have sides.	Yvette Bristle
"Steal My Kisses," Ben Harper	Unless he means Hershey's Kisses, which I doubt!	Larcen Tyler
"Steal My Sunshine," Len	If it were mine; you'd need a huge getaway car.	George Straitjacket
"Steal The Night," Stevie Woods	The night cannot be stolen.	Reggie Pillbox
"Steel Men," Jimmy Dean	People aren't made of steel.	Yvette Bristle
"Steel Monkey," Jethro Tull	Monkeys aren't made of steel.	Yvette Bristle
"Step Inside Love," Cilla Black	Love isn't a building or room that you step inside	Peter
"Step Into Christmas," Elton John	One cannot "step" into Christmas.	Isac
"Step Into My Heart," Ronnie & Robyn	Hearts can't be stepped into.	Yvette Bristle
"Step Out Of Your Mind," The American Breed	A mind can't be stepped out of.	Yvette Bristle
"Stereo Hearts," Gym Class Heroes	Stereos don't have hearts	JohnHowarth
"Still Into You," Paramore	One can't get inside another, let alone stay there	Sheila Oh
"Still Of The Night," Whitesnake	The night cannot be still, things move at night.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Stolen Dance," Milky Chance	Dances cannot be stolen.	Lance Crackers
"Stolen Moments," Kenny Nolan	Moments can't literally be stolen	Chris Chendo
"Stone Fire," Jimi Hendrix	Stone doesn't burn.	Candy Welty
"Stone Fox," Eden's Children	Foxes are not made out of stone.	Blake Dreary
"Stone In Love," Journey	Love is an emotion not a container.	ThatAwesomeGuy
"Stone In Love With You," The Stylistics	A stone can't be in love.	Fiona Apple Cider
"Stone Love," The Supremes	Love is not a mineral.	Reggie Pillbox
"Stone Tears," The Samples	No tears are made of stone.	Heather Brockwell
"Stone Woman," Amorphis	A human being is not a stone figure.	CJ
"Stop Before You Start," Sandie Shaw	You can't stop something before you start it.	Yvette Bristle
"Stop Cryin' Your Heart Out," Oasis	Hearts don't come with eyes or tearducts.	Peter
"Stop Draggin' My Heart Around," Stevie Nicks and Tom Petty	Seriously doubt Tom could literally do this.	Peter
"Stop The Sun," Elysian Fields	The Sun can't be stopped.	Candy Welty
"Stop The World," The Clash	Nobody can stop it.	Yvette Bristle
"Stop the World (And Let Me Off)," Patsy Cline	Where would you go?	Carolee
"Storm in a Teacup," Milburn	Bloody big teacup	Willz
"Storm In My Heart," The Chantones	Hearts can't contain storms.	Yvette Bristle
"Stormbringer," Deep Purple	Nobody can evoke weather phenomena	Susanna Viljanen
"Stranded In The Middle Of Noplace," The Righteous Brothers	They must be at some location, not "noplace"	Yvette Bristle
"Strawberry Fields Forever," The Beatles	They have to end SOMEtime!	Diddims
"The Strawberry Girl," The Nits	Girls aren't made of strawberries.	Yvette Bristle
"Strawberry Letter 23," The Brothers Johnson	You cannot write a letter on an actual strawberry.	Opie M.
"Street Of Dreams," Rainbow	Streets aren't made of dreams.	Yvette Bristle
"Street Singing," Lady Flash	Streets do not sing.	Frosty The Cat
"Streetheart," Rachel Sweet	Roads don't have hearts.	Yvette Bristle
"Streets Of Love," The Rolling Stones	Paved streets are incapable of emotions.	Peter
"Strength Beyond Strength," Pantera	last time i checked, YOU CANT DO THIS!!	i rock so much
"Strong Badia National Anthem," Strong Bad	There's no such country as Strong Badia.	Dionne Peacewick
"Strong Enough To Break," Hanson	This should be pretty self-explanatory...	James
"Stuck In A Moment You Can't Get Out Of," U2	Time stands still for no man, even Bono.	Peter
"Stuck In Paradise," The Sweet Marie	How would you know if you were stuck there?	Peter
"Stuck On You," Lionel Richie	Only time this happens is w/ conjoined twins.	Peter
"Subway to Venus," Red Hot Chili Peppers	There is no subway to Venus (the planet)	Marie
"Suck My Kiss," Red Hot Chili Peppers	How does one suck a kiss?	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Suck You Dry," Mudhoney	A person cannot suck another dry.	Frosty The Cat
"Suedehead," Morrissey	Never seen a person's head made out of Suede.	Peter
"Suffragette City," David Bowie	There is no city with that name	Susanna Viljanen
"Sugar Baby," Oh My Girl	Babies are not made out of sugar.	Lori Blonde
"Sugar Foot Rag," Rhinoceros	Feet aren't made of sugar.	Yvette Bristle
"Sugar Lips," Al Hirt	Lips are not made of sugar.	Peter
"Sugar Man," Kris Kristofferson	No person is made of sugar.	Yvette Bristle
"Sugar Moon," Pat Boone	The Moon is not made of sugar.	Yvette Bristle
"Sugar Mountain," Neil Young	Mountains aren't made of sugar.	Yvette Bristle
"Sugar Town," Nancy Sinatra	Which later turns into Ant City?	Peter
"Sugar Walls," Sheena Easton	A place with those walls would draw bugs.	Peter
"Suicidal Flowers," Crystal Chandelier	Flowers can't kill themselves.	Yvette Bristle
"Suicide Blonde," INXS	There is no such shade of blonde hair.	Peter
"Suicide City," Lee Morgan	There is no city with this name.	Yvette Bristle
"Suitcase Full Of Dreams," Willie Bobo	Suitcases can't have dreams in them.	Yvette Bristle
"The Summer Knows," Earl Klugh	Seasons are incapable of knowing.	Yvette Bristle
"Summer Night City," ABBA	There's no city with that name	Kerry
"Summer Side Of Love," Mason Proffit	Love is an emotion and doesn't have sides.	Yvette Bristle
"Summer Snow," Blue Magic	It doesn't snow in the summer	Sarah D.
"Summer Wine," Nancy Sinatra & Lee Hazlewood	Wine does not have its own season.	Tim Burr
"Summertime Blues," Eddie Cochran	Daylight Saving Time does not have colours	Susanna Viljanen
"The Sun Ain't Gonna Shine (Anymore)," The Walker Bros.	The sun HAS to shine.	Micky
"The Sun Ain't Gonna Shine Anymore," The Walker Brothers	It'll be dark, and everything will die!	crazydon
"The Sun Ain't Shining No More," The Asteroids Galaxy Tour	The Sun is always shining, even when hidden.	Yvette Bristle
"The Sun Always Shines On TV," A-ha	NOT! I've seen it rain on television.	Peter
"The Sun Forgot To Shine This Morning," Ella Fitzgerald	The sun always shines, sometimes hidden by clouds.	Yvette Bristle
"Sun In My Hand," Scorpions	only in your dreams	MSG
"Sun In My Mouth," Bjork	She wants us thinking her mouth's that big?!?	Naomi Swanson
"The Sun In The Stream," Enya	Unless you're talking about a reflection...	Diddims
"The Sun Is A Very Magic Fellow," Donovan	Since when does the sun do magic or be a fellow?	KL Fan
"The Sun Is Green," Chapter V	When has the sun ever been green?!	Yvette Bristle
"The Sun Is Just A Hole In The Sky," The Mystic Crash	The sun is a star, not a hole.	Yvette Bristle
"Sun King," The Beatles	One cannot rule the sun.	Paul Bear
"The Sun Maid," Soul Asylum	The Sun does not have a maid.	Opie M.
"Sun of Nothing," Between the Buried and Me		weird kid106
"The Sun Says," Cock Sparrer	The Sun doesn't speak.	Yvette Bristle
"Sun Shines Out Of Your Shoes," The Vogues	The Sun is not inside a person's shoes.	Yvette Bristle
"Sun Ship," John Coltrane	The Sun isn't a ship, nor does it have one.	Yvette Bristle
"The Sun Will Never Shine," Barclay James Harvest	The Sun is always shining, even if hidden.	Yvette Bristle
"The Sun's Gliding!," Tom Verlaine	The Sun doesn't glide.	Yvette Bristle
"Sunday Morning Coming Down," Kris Kristofferson	Mornings arrive on a time scale, not vertically.	Heather Brockwell
"Sunday's Gonna Come On Tuesday," The New Establishment	Sunday comes on Sunday, not Tuesday!	Yvette Bristle
"Sunless Saturday," Fishbone	The Sun always shines, but may be hidden.	Candy Welty
"Sunset At Noon," Kenny G	The Sun never sets in the middle of the day.	Yvette Bristle
"Sunset People," Donna Summer	No person is from the sunset.	Sheila Oh
"Sunshine (Open Up Your Heart)," Jet Street featuring Remi	Sunshine can't open things & it has no heart.	Yvette Bristle
"Sunshine Cake," Vigrass & Osborne	Cake isn't made of sunshine.	Yvette Bristle
"Sunshine Feelin'," Susan Raye	Sunshine can't feel or have feelings.	Yvette Bristle
"Sunshine In The Shade," The Fixx	Wouldn't sunshine be out of the shade?	ThatAwesomeGuy
"Sunshine Of Your Love," Cream	Love is not a celestial body but an emotion	Susanna Viljanen
"Sunspot Baby," Bob Seger	Sunspots don't procreate nor are they inhabitable.	Janice Ferrell
"Super Sex World," One Ton	No other world is set apart by / for "super sex".	Heather Brockwell
"Superman's Dead," Our Lady Peace	He's fictional, so he wasn't alive to begin with.	Jim Rummy
"Sure The Boy Was Green," Horslips	No person is green-colored.	Yvette Bristle
"Sure The Boy Was Green," Horslips	Could be possible: Perhaps he was seasick?	Isac
"Surf City," Jan & Dean	There is no city with that name.	Susanna Viljanen
"Surfin' Bird," The Trashmen	Birds don't ride surfboards	Marcia Zarwetten-Grassi
"Surfin' Safari," The Beach Boys	A safari's an overland excursion, no-go for surfin	Wanda Ruppendown
"Surfin' USA," The Beach Boys	Surfin' happens in water. USA is mostly land.	Wanda Ruppendown
"Surfing Drums," Dick Dale	Drums cannot surf	Preacher that likes Nicole
"Surfing on a Rocket," Air	You'd probably slide off to your death.	Tommy
"Surfing With The Alien," Joe Satriani	I seriously doubt Joe has really done this yet.	Peter
"Surprise! You're Dead," Faith No More	The dead can't be surprised.	Heather Brockwell
"Surrender The Rain," Lindsey Buckingham	Rain isn't a belonging and can't be surrendered.	JC Foster
"Suzy Snowflake," Rosemary Clooney	Snowflakes don't have names.	Jamie Burke
"Swallowed In The Sea," Coldplay	Sea made of water has no mouth.	Peter
"Swamp Man," Martha Velez	No person is a swamp.	Yvette Bristle
"Sweating Bullets," Megadeth	A person cannot physically sweat bullets	Chazm
"Sweet Danger," Angel Witch	Danger has no flavor.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Sweet Dreams," La Bouche	Dreams have no taste	Petey
"Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This)," Eurythmics	Dreams have no taste.	Mike
"Sweet Dynamite," Claudja Barry	Dynamite isn't sweet by any means.	Alyssa Jayne
"Sweet Emotion," Aerosmith	Emotions can neither be sweet nor sour	PBJ
"Sweet Emotion," Aerosmith	Emotions have no flavor.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Sweet Escape," Gwen Stefani	When you taste one, let me know!	Peter Lau
"Sweet Gingerbread Man," Bobby Sherman	A living man cannot be made of gingerbread.	Opie M.
"Sweet Heartaches," Eddie Fisher	This title is an oxymoron. Heartaches aren't sweet	Yvette Bristle
"Sweet Home Alabama," Lynyrd Skynyrd	Real estate does not have taste	Susanna Viljanen
"Sweet Impossible You," Brenda Lee	All people must be possible since they exist!	Yvette Bristle
"Sweet Leaf," Black Sabbath	How would you know how a leaf would taste! EW!!!!!	Anonymous Bob
"Sweet Misery," Michelle Branch	This title is an oxymoron. Misery isn't sweet.	Yvette Bristle
"Sweet Nothing," Calvin Harris	''Nothing'' has no taste.	Mike
"Sweet Nothing ," Brenda Lee	"Nothing" does not have a taste.	Sheila Oh
"Sweet Pain," Kiss	Pain does not have a flavor.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Sweet Religion," Imogen Heap	Religion does not have taste	Chazm
"Sweet Seasons," Carole King	You cannot taste a season.	Sheila Oh
"Sweet Surrender," Sarah McLachlan	Surrendering has no taste.	Odie Garfield
"Sweet Torture," Ketty Lester	This title is an oxymoron. Torture isn't sweet.	Yvette Bristle
"Sweet Wine Of Love," Robin Trower	Love is an emotion, not wine.	Yvette Bristle
"The Sweetest Days," Vanessa Williams	Days have no taste.	Steave
"Sweetest Goodbye," Maroon 5	"Goodbye" has no taste.	Lance Crackers
"The Sweetest Taboo," Sade	A taboo has no taste.	Sheila Oh
"Swerve City," Deftones	I can't find this city on any maps.	Ollie the Opossum
"Swimmin' In Sunshine ," Billy Currington	You cannnot swim in sunshine.	Wanda Pierce
"Swing Life Away," Rise Against	If only it was that easy.	Lizzie
"Swingin' On A Rainbow," Frankie Avalon	No person or thing can swing on a rainbow.	Candy Welty
"Swingin' School," Bobby Rydell	Schools don't swing.	Yvette Bristle
"Swinging On A Star," Bing Crosby	Stars are too hot to hold on to, and swing on.	Peter
"Swinging On A Star," Bing Crosby	And who would do the pushing?	oldtimer
"Swingtown," Steve Miller Band	There's no locality called Swingtown.	Open Mike
"Sympathetic Noose," Black Rebel Motorcycle Club	So...the noose feels bad that it's hanging you?	Mike
"Symptom Of The Universe," Black Sabbath	The universe cannot get diseases.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"The System Only Dreams In Total Darkness," The National	A system cannot dream at any time.	Lance Crackers

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