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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

Entries Beginning with I

Song/Performer	Comments	Submittor
"I Almost Lost My Mind," Pat Boone	You can't literally lose your mind	Wanda Pierce
"I Am A Banana," Parry Gripp	People are not fruits.	Candy Welty
"I am a Camera," Buggles	A person can't be a camera.	Mads
"I Am A Cat," Shonen Knife	People aren't cats.	Yvette Bristle
"I Am A Cathedral," Peter Sarstedt	No person is a building of any kind.	Yvette Bristle
"I Am A Heart," Jane Morgan	People aren't hearts.	Yvette Bristle
"I Am A Laser," David Bowie	No person is a laser.	Yvette Bristle
"I Am A Leaf," Nana Mouskouri	People aren't leaves.	Yvette Bristle
"I Am A Light," Sarah Slean	People aren't lights.	Yvette Bristle
"I Am A Melody," Tommy Leonetti	People aren't melodies.	Yvette Bristle
"I Am A Mole And I Live In A Hole," Southlanders	And you don't sing songs.	Peter
"I Am A Pizza," Linda Arnold	You can't BE a pizza, but you can EAT a pizza.	Isac
"I Am A Pizza," Linda Arnold	Huh?That's all I can say.	NK
"I Am A Rock," Simon & Garfunkel	Singing in human language rules that out	Kerry
"I Am A Rock," Simon And Garfunkel	No, you are not. You are not an island either.	Susanna Viljanen
"I Am A Rock," Simon And Garfunkel	Rocks don't sing	Heather Brockwell
"I Am A Rock," Simon And Garfunkel	People aren't rocks.	psychedelicdragon
"I Am A Rock," Simon & Garfunkel	Uh, guys, rocks don't talk, duhhh...	Doug Montgomery
"I Am A Sunflower," Ben Lee	Sunflowers can't sing or talk.	Heather Brockwell
"I Am A Wild Party," Kim Mitchell	You're a huge group of rowdy people? I think not	Diddims
"I Am All The Animals," Fairfield Parlour	People are only one kind of animal: human beings.	Yvette Bristle
"I Am An Island," Merle Haggard	No man is an island (just had to say that!)	Penelope Beckinsale
"I Am Fire," The Afghan Whigs	You can be ON fire, though.	Tommy
"I Am Fred Astaire," Taking Back Sunday	No. He died long before this band was even formed.	Rich
"I Am Fred Astaire," Taking Back Sunday	You aren't. Fred Astaire died in 1987.	Tommy
"I Am Hell," White Zombie	No person can literally be Hell.	Helen Back
"I Am Immortal," Mortal Sin	All people die sooner or later.	Yvette Bristle
"I Am Love," Jackson 5	A person cannot actually BE love.	Perry Township
"I Am Machine," Three Days Grace	No. You are human.	Tommy
"I Am Made Of You," Alice Cooper	A person can't be made of another person.	Yvette Bristle
"I Am Music," Carmen McRae	People aren't music.	Yvette Bristle
"I Am Not A Human Being," Lil Wayne	Then how are you rapping this song?	Tommy
"I Am Not A Human Being," Lil Wayne	Yes, you are	Isac
"I Am Not a Woman, I'm a God," Halsey	No, you're NOT a god, but you ARE a woman, Halsey.	Pete Worst
"I Am Not Alive," Paramaecium	If true, then you can't be singing.	Yvette Bristle
"I Am Not What I Am," Young And In The Way	You are what you are.	Yvette Bristle
"I Am Not What I Am," Young And In The Way	Self-contradictory.	Chowder
"I Am Nothing," Whitney Houston	Everyone is something.	Yul B. There
"I Am Pegasus," Ross Ryan	You are NOT the mascot of Mobil!	Isac
"I Am Pegasus," Ross Ryan	You are a winged white horse? I think not!	FussBudget
"I Am The Beat," The Look	People aren't beats	Lefty Lucy
"I Am The Blues," Laura Nyro	The blues are an emotion and are not a person.	Candy Welty
"I Am the Bullgod," Kid Rock	Cattle don't have a god	Kerry
"I Am the City," Abba	People aren't cities	Wanda Pierce
"I Am The Cosmos," Chris Bell	Yes, he was in Big Star, but nobody is a universe.	Tommy
"I Am The Highway," Audioslave	Yeah Right!	Alan the Ottoman
"I Am The Highway," Audioslave	Highways are not sentient.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"I Am The Resurrection," The Stone Roses	No, you're not.	Yvette Bristle
"I Am The Sea," The Who	Self-explanatory.	Noskcaj
"I Am The Sparrow," Larry Darnell	People aren't birds.	Yvette Bristle
"I Am The Sun," The Police	No person can be the Sun.	Yvette Bristle
"I Am the Walrus," The Beatles	then you are one talented walrus! haha	flipside
"I Am The Walrus," The Beatles	Walruses don't sing, in human languages, anyway	Heather Brockwell
"I Am You," Depeche Mode	You can only be yourself.	Yvette Bristle
"I Am Your Flag," The English Beat	No person is a flag.	Yvette Bristle
"I Believe I Can Fly," R. Kelly	Only if it's on a plane	Isac
"I Believe I Can Fly," R. Kelly	I'd like to see R. Kelly try it.	Jim
"I Believe In Father Christmas," Emerson, Lake & Palmer	Why do you believe in him? He doesn't even exist!	Professor Sumac
"I Believe There's Nothing Stronger Than Our Love," Paul Anka with Odia Coates	How would you judge an emotion's strength?	Peter
"I Bet My Life," Imagine Dragons	So if you bet your life and you lose, you die?	Dongquan
"I Blew Up The United States," Was (Not Was)	How could one person do this?	Yvette Bristle
"I Bombed Korea," Cake	No members of Cake have the means to do this.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"I Buried Your Love Alive," Matraca Berg	One can't bury love. (formerly posted as anagram!)	Erin Amidon
"I Cain't Say "No"," Cast of 'Oklahoma'	The singer says "No" in title line & elsewhere.	Heather Brockwell
"I Can Be A Frog," Flaming Lips	Singing in human language rules that out.	Heather Brockwell
"I Can Be A Frog," The Flaming Lips	You can't change your species!	Tommy
"I Can Do Anything," 3oh!3	Everyone's abilities are limited.	Yvette Bristle
"I Can Explain Everything," T-Bone Burnett	No one can. Not (literally) everything.	Yvette Bristle
"I Can Grow Peaches On A Cherry Tree," Just Us	No! You can only grow CHERRIES on a cherry tree!	Isac
"I Can Grow Peaches On A Cherry Tree," Just Us	Not even God can do that.	Peter
"I Can Hear Love," The Tarney/Spencer Band	Love is an emotion and doesn't make sounds.	Yvette Bristle
"I Can Hear The Grass Grow," The Move	Grass grows silently.	Yvette Bristle
"I Can See For Miles," The Who	Nobody can see THAT far!	Isac
"I Can See For Miles," The Who	no...no you can't. I know. I've tried. It hurts.	The Deke
"I Can See Forever In Your Eyes," Reba McEntire	Forever isn't visible.	Yvette Bristle
"I Can Smell That Funky Music," Eric Mercury	Sound can't be smelled.	Yvette Bristle
"I Can Take You To The Sun," The Misunderstood	I hope not; I've heard it's quite hot there.	Peter
"I Can Touch A Rainbow," Lemon Tree	No you can't. They can't be touched at all.	Yvette Bristle
"I Can Turn Off The Rain," The Grass Roots	The rain does not have an on/off switch	Kerry
"I Can Turn Off The Rain," The Grass Roots	That's just wishful thinking on your part	Isac
"I Can Turn Off The Rain," The Grass Roots	No, you can't!	Kara Oke
"I Can Turn Your World Around," Connie Smith	No one can do this.	Yvette Bristle
"I Can Wait Forever," Simple Plan	The longest you can wait is a lifetime.	Yvette Bristle
"I Can't Breathe," Frost	You can't say or sing anything without breathing.	Yvette Bristle
"I Can't Find Myself," Chairmen Of The Board	You can't lose your own self.	Yvette Bristle
"I Can't Get Hold Of Myself," Clifford Curry	Yes, you can.	Yvette Bristle
"I Can't Get You (Out Of My Mind)," Blackstreet	No one could be in one's mind to begin with.	Heather Brockwell
"I Can't Get You Out Of My Heart," Al Martino	Hearts don't have people in them in the 1st place.	Yvette Bristle
"I Can't Let Go Of You," Jim Photoglo	Eventually you will have to.	Yvette Bristle
"I Can't Look Away," Trevor Rabin	Yes, you can.	Yvette Bristle
"I Can't Make Music," The Carpenters	But these are words being sung in a song (Duh!).	Heather Brockwell
"I Can't Say Goodbye," Kim Wilde	Kim sings it, so she can say it.	Yvette Bristle
"I Can't Sing," LaRue	Then how are you performing this song?	Rich
"I Can't Stop Dancing," Archie Bell & The Drells	Yes, you can..	Reggie Pillbox
"I Can't Walk Roads Of Anger," Bob Lind	Of course not! Roads aren't composed of anger.	Yvette Bristle
"I Closed My Eyes And Saw The Light," Del Reeves	You sense darkness when you close your eyes.	Yvette Bristle
"I Die 10,000 Times A Day," Leon Payne	You only die once.	Yvette Bristle
"I Died," Bif Naked	If you're dead, you can't sing or say anything.	Yvette Bristle
"I Died All Over You," Bud Messner	If you did, you wouldn't be singing about it.	Yvette Bristle
"I Died For Love," Ballboy	If true, then how can you be singing this song?	Yvette Bristle
"I Died For You," Iced Earth	You're NOT Jesus.	Chowder
"I Died For You," Iced Earth	A dead person can't sing or say anything.	Yvette Bristle
"I Died So I Could Haunt You," Stars	If you're dead, you can't be singing.	Yvette Bristle
"I Dig Everything," David Bowie	I'm sure Bowie hasn't been digging everything.	Peter
"I Disappear," Metallica	James Hetfield is still here, isn't he?	Rock Maninoff
"I Do But I Don't," Tim McGraw	Either you do or you don't.	Kara Oke
"I Don't Believe In If Anymore," Roger Whittaker	One can't believe or disbelieve in a conjunction.	Millie Henry
"I Don't Have A Mind Of My Own," B.J. Thomas	Everyone has a mind of their own.	Yvette Bristle
"I Don't Know A Thing," Lucy Schwartz	You know the words to this song.	Yvette Bristle
"I Don't Know Anything," Mad Season	Yes, you do. You know the words to this song.	Yvette Bristle
"I Don't Like The Drugs (But The Drugs Like Me)," Marilyn Manson	Drugs have no personal likings or preferences.	Heather Brockwell
"I Don't Live Today," Jimi Hendrix	True now, but not when he recorded this song.	Yvette Bristle
"I Don't Need A Thing At All," Gene Watson	You need air, food, etc.	Yvette Bristle
"I Don't See Me In Your Eyes Anymore," Charlie Rich	That's good, because you wouldn't fit.	Peter
"I Don't Sleep, I Dream," R.E.M.	Sleep is a prerequisite I think...	Matt
"I Don't Want This Night To End," Luke Bryan	Sorry, Luke... it ends when the Sun comes up!	Chowder
"I Don't Want This Night To End," Luke Bryan	The night has to end sometime.	Christy McDaniel
"I Fall To Pieces," Patsy Cline	Well if you really fell to pieces,you'd be dead!	Natasha
"I Fall To Pieces," Patsy Cline	Is she made of glass?	Ramona B.
"I Feel A Song (In My Heart)," Gladys Knight & The Pips	That might not be healthiest place to put a song.	Peter
"I Feel Love," Donna Summer	Love does not have hands to feel.	Sheila Oh
"I Find Everything In You," Teddy Pendergrass	No person can attain everything.	Yvette Bristle
"I Forgot To Remember To Forget," Elvis Presley	If you remembered to forget, you still remember.	Michael C
"I Found Heaven," Take That	Not till you die you won't.	Chowder
"I Found Heaven," Take That	Last time I checked, heaven wasn't easy to find.	Eleanor
"I Found My Smile Again," D'Angelo	Smiles are not entities that can be lost and found	Karen Smith
"I Gave You Everything," Bronski Beat	No person can attain everything.	Yvette Bristle
"I Gave You My Heart," Crash Vegas	You can't give someone else your heart/BN also LI	JohnHowarth
"I Give You Everything," Lisa Stansfield	No one has everything.	Yvette Bristle
"I Go To Pieces," Peter & Gordon	What? are you made of glass?!	Rich
"I Got Lost In His Arms," Roberta Sherwood	You can't get lost in anyone's arms.	Yvette Bristle
"I Got Plenty of Nothing," George Gershwin	"Plenty" negates "nothing"	Natalie Benson
"I Got Plenty of Nothing," George Gershwin	An oxymoron!	Chowder
"I Got Stoned And I Missed it," Dr. Hook	How can you miss getting stoned?	Country Rhodes
"I Got You Under My Skin," Frank Sinatra	People can't get under skins.	MOR
"I Got You Under My Wheels," Alice Cooper	Not unless you tied me to the road, Alice.	Peter
"I Gotta Talk To Your Heart," George Jones	You won't get a reply!	Yvette Bristle
"I Hate Air," Unbunny	If so, then what do you breathe?	Yvette Bristle
"I Hate You, I Love You," Gnash	You can't hate me and love me at the same time	Isac
"I Have Nothing," Whitney Houston	You have something: your life.	Yvette Bristle
"I Hear Colors," The Black Angels	Colors don't make sounds.	Wanda Pierce
"I Heard A Rainbow," Doc Williams	Rainbows don't make sounds.	Yvette Bristle
"I Hold Loneliness," Wave Machines	Loneliness isn't tangible. You cannot hold it.	Susanna Viljanen
"I Invented Sex," Trey Songz	It's been around since prehistoric times.	Tommy
"I Just Can't See Myself Without You," Creative Source	You can view yourself without the help of anyone.	Yvette Bristle
"I Just Died In Your Arms," Cutting Crew	Then how are you still singing?	Joe Kurr
"I Just Don't Have The Heart," Cliff Richard	Then how are you living, let alone singing?	Peter
"I Just Shot John Lennon," The Cranberries	No. Mark David Chapman did so in 1980.	Mr. Critic
"I Just Wanna Be God," Alice Cooper	Sorry, Alice, job's already taken.	Peter
"I Just Want To Be Your Everything," Bee Gees	well, you can't be her water, food or air	Ed
"I Knew Jesus (Before He Was A Star)," Glen Campbell	Jesus was WAY before Glen's time.	Yvette Bristle
"I Know A Heartache When I See One," Jennifer Warnes	Heartaches are invisible.	Heather Brockwell
"I Know But I Don't Know," Blondie	Self-contradictory.	Beth
"I Know Everything About Everything," Frenzal Rhomb	Nobody knows everything.	Yvette Bristle
"I Know Nothing," Chrisette Michele	You know the words to this song.	Yvette Bristle
"I Left My Heart In San Francisco," Westlife	In that case,you're dead	Natasha
"I Left My Heart in San Francisco," Tony Bennett	If Tony left his heart there, then he must be dead	crazydon
"I Left My Heart In The Balcony," Linda Scott	If true, you'd be dead and couldn't sing.	Yvette Bristle
"I Let A Song Go Out Of My Heart," Ella Fitzgerald	Hearts don't have songs in them.	Yvette Bristle
"I Lied My Face Off," Alkaline Trio	One can't lose face (literally) from lying.	Rhonda Blankenship
"I Lost Everything," Sam Cooke	You still had your voice to sing this song!	Yvette Bristle
"I Melt With You," Modern English	People aren't candles, so they cannot melt.	Mr. Critic
"I Miss You Most When You're Right Here," Sammi Smith	You can't miss a person who's next to you.	Yvette Bristle
"I Miss You When I Kiss You," The Sportsmen	You can't miss someone who's right next to you.	Yvette Bristle
"I Missed Me," Jim Reeves	People can't miss themselves.	Yvette Bristle
"I Need Two Hearts," Ballboy	A person needs only one heart.	Yvette Bristle
"I Never Cry," Alice Cooper	Everybody cries at one time or another!	Rocky Balboa Constrictor
"I Never Said Goodbye," Engelbert Humperdinck	He said (sang) 'goodbye' in this song.	Yvette Bristle
"I Never Will Marry," Odetta	Untrue. She was married twice.	Yvette Bristle
"I Only Have Eyes For You," The Flamingos		Heather Brockwell
"I Remember Everything," Zach Bryan	Nobody remembers everything.	JohnHowarth
"I Remember Nothing," Joy Division	They obviously remember the words to this song!	Candy Welty
"I Robot," Alan Parsons Project	No. You stupid.	ThatAwesomeGuy
"I Run Away From Everything," Audio Prophet	Even from yourself?	Yvette Bristle
"I Saw A Stranger With Your Hair," John Gorka	One sees with one's own eyes, not another's hair.	Billy Reuben
"I Saw Love," Ketty Lester	Love is an emotion and is invisible.	Yvette Bristle
"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus," Jimmy Boyd	There Ain't No Santa Claus.	Melanie Bianca Green
"I Saw You Tomorrow," Peggy Paxton	Tomorrow isn't even here yet.	Yvette Bristle
"I See A Different You," Koop	there is only one me.	Sean
"I See A Million People (But All I Can See Is You)," Louis Jordan	The parenthesized part contradicts the first part.	Yvette Bristle
"I See Everything," Lost Sounds	You can't see invisible or hidden things.	Yvette Bristle
"I See Love," Keb' Mo'	Love is abstract. It can't be seen.	Old Man Edgar Winter
"I Shatter," The Magnetic Fields	People can't (literally) shatter.	Yvette Bristle
"I Sold My Heart To The Junkman," Blue Belles	Who was this junkman? Hearts anyone?	Peter
"I Speak To The Stars," Doris Day	I'd be worried if they answered you back.	Peter
"I Stole Your Love," Kiss	Emotions cannot be stolen.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"I Stopped Living Yesterday," George Jones	If true, then how could you be singing?	Yvette Bristle
"I Think I'm Gonna Rain," Bobby Sherman	People don't rain. Clouds do.	Yvette Bristle
"I Turned Into A Martian," The Misfits	Martians don't exist, so this couldn't happen.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"I Wanna Be Your Dog," The Stooges	You can't be a dog.	Rhonda Hindle
"I Wanna Be Your Doll," Rachel Stamp	Nobody can literally be a doll	Chris Chendo
"I Wanna Put A Tiger In Your Tank," Monkey Junk	Are you referring to Exxon gasoline, perhaps?	Pokey-Hontas
"I Wanna Teach You Everything," John Mayall	No one knows everything.	Yvette Bristle
"I Want It All," Queen	Nobody can have everything	Brit Boxx
"I Want This Forever," Lil Wayne	No one can have anything forever.	Yvette Bristle
"I Want You To Be My Baby," Georgia Gibbs	I was already born, been there, done that.	Peter
"I Want You Yesterday," Woven	Yesterday is gone.	Yvette Bristle
"I Was A Book," Dana Gillespie	People have never been books.	Yvette Bristle
"I Was Born About 10,000 Years Ago," Odetta	No. She was born in 1930.	Yvette Bristle
"I Was Born To Love You," Freddie Mercury	Was it a very early arranged marriage thing???	Garry Davenport
"I Was Born When You Kissed Me," The Whispers	You were born sooner than that!	Yvette Bristle
"I Was Made For Dancin'," Leif Garrett	No, Leif, dancing is not your #1 priority	Isac
"I Was Made For Loving You," Kiss	Nobody can be created solely for this purpose.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"I Was The Sun," Loudness	No person can be a celestial object.	Yvette Bristle
"I Wear His Heart," Muriel Day	I doubt it!	Yvette Bristle
"I Wear Your Love," Lisa Angelle	Love is an emotion, not an article of clothing.	Yvette Bristle
"I Will Breathe Fire," Strata	What are you, a dragon? I don't think so!	Isac
"I Will Breathe Fire," Strata	If so, you'll die or be seriously injured.	Yvette Bristle
"I Will Buy You A New Life," Everclear	Three words: simply, not, possible.	Jonathan S.
"I Will Never Leave You," Erik Santos	Eventually you will have to.	Yvette Bristle
"I Win The Whole Wide World," The Arbors	The world can't be won.	Yvette Bristle
"I Wish I Was 18 Again," Ray Price	It'll never come true.	Odie Garfield
"I Won't Be Your Yoko Ono," Dar Williams	That's good, because there can be only one!	Peter
"I Would Have Waited Forever," Yes	No one can wait without bound.	Yvette Bristle
"I Write Sins Not Tragedies," Panic At The Disco	Sins are not written, you do them or you don't.	Peter
"I'd Do Anything For Love ( But I Won't Do That)," Meat Loaf	Well, that's not anything then, is it !	Danni
"I'd Find You Anywhere," Creative Source	You couldn't possibly search everywhere.	Yvette Bristle
"I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing," The New Seekers	That would be one very large singing class!	Peter
"I'd Wait A Million Years," Grass Roots	I sincerely doubt that...	Wallie
"I'll Be That Bridge," Kenny Nolan	No person can be a bridge	Katherine
"I'll Be The Wind," Garth Brooks		Natalie Snortman
"I'll Be You," The Replacements	One person can't turn into another.	Mercedes Morgan
"I'll Be Your Baby Tonight," Robert Palmer	You can't be one's offspring for one night	Sarah
"I'll Be Your Jukebox Tonight," Barbara Mandrell	No person is a jukebox.	Yvette Bristle
"I'll Be Your Mirror," Velvet Underground	No person is someone else's mirror.	Peter
"I'll Close Love's Door," Carrie Lucas	Love is an emotion and has no door.	Yvette Bristle
"I'll Follow My Secret Heart," Carmen McRae	A person's heart is not a secret.	Yvette Bristle
"I'll Follow the Sun," The Beatles	Go ahead, but you're not going to reach it.	Rich
"I'll Follow The Sun," The Beatles	You can't follow a sun up or down.	Rick Rold
"I'll Hold You In My Heart," Eddy Arnold	Hearts can't hold people.	Yvette Bristle
"I'll Keep On Living After I Die," The Dixie Hummingbirds	After you die, you're no longer living.	Yvette Bristle
"I'll Kill You If You Don't Come Back," Meat Loaf	How can you if you're not with the person?	Yvette Bristle
"I'll Live Yesterdays," Lee Hazlewood	Yesterdays are in the past, not in the future.	Yvette Bristle
"I'll Love You Forever Today," Cliff Richard	Today doesn't last forever.	Yvette Bristle
"I'll Make a Man out of You," Cast of 'Mulan'	Sorry... only God can do that!	Chowder
"I'll Make All Your Dreams Come True," Ronnie Dove	Maybe if your name is Samantha Stevens or Jeannie.	Peter
"I'll Never Forget You," Birdy	A person's memories are limited to their lifetime.	Yvette Bristle
"I'll Never Go Away," Marcia Ball	She must go away sooner or later	Cotton Lorraine
"I'll Never Stop," N Sync	Must have stopped, else the song wouldn't end.	eta_cassiopeia
"I'll Never Stop Crying," The Dell Vikings	You must stop crying sooner or later.	Yvette Bristle
"I'll Never Stop Wanting," Brian Hyland	Oh yes you will, sooner or later.	Yvette Bristle
"I'll Sleep When I'm Dead," Bon Jovi	When you're dead you won't need sleep.	Peter
"I'll Steal Your Heart," Tobi Lark	If your heart were stolen, you'd be dead.	Yvette Bristle
"I'll Take Everything," James Blunt	You cannot take everything.	Lefty Lucy
"I'll Turn To Stone," The Four Tops	People can't turn to stone.	Yvette Bristle
"I'll Wait Forever," Anita Wood	The longest a person can wait is a lifetime.	Candy Welty
"I'm 10,000 Years Old," Brownie McGhee	No one ever lives to be that old.	Yvette Bristle
"I'm A Banana," Onision	People are not fruits.	JohnHowarth
"I'm A Cucumber," Brak	Vegetables can't sing.	Heather Brockwell
"I'm A Cucumber," Brak	No person can ever be a cucumber	Isac
"I'm A Dog," Gucci Mane	People aren't dogs.	Yvette Bristle
"I'm A Fire," Donna Summer	People aren't fires.	Yvette Bristle
"I'm A King Bee," Slim Harpo	People aren't bees, and king bees don't exist.	Yvette Bristle
"I'm A Leather Boy," The Leather Boy	Boys aren't made of leather.	Yvette Bristle
"I'm A Liar," Bryan Adams	This title must be false if he's a liar.	Yvette Bristle
"I'm A Little Candle," Little Marcy	People aren't candles.	Yvette Bristle
"I'm A Little Teapot," Ronnie Kemper	People aren't crockery	Susanna Viljanen
"I'm A Lonesome Little Raindrop," Tiny Tim	People aren't raindrops; drops have no feelings.	Yvette Bristle
"I'm A Marionette," ABBA	Marionettes aren't sentient.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"I'm A Mountain," Sarah Harmer	People are not mountains.	Yvette Bristle
"I'm A Nut," Leroy Pullins	A person cannot be a legume.	Doug Unfunny
"I'm A Potato," Devo	Potatoes are not sentient.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"I'm A Rainbow," Donna Summer	No person is a rainbow.	Yvette Bristle
"I'm A Roadrunner," Junior Walker & The All-Stars	People aren't birds.	Peter
"I'm A Small And Lonely Light," Olivia Newton-John	People aren't lights.	Yvette Bristle
"I'm A Song (Sing Me)," Neil Sedaka	People aren't songs.	Yvette Bristle
"I'm A Tiger," Lulu		FussBudget
"I'm A Train," Albert Hammond	does that mean Albert has a tender behind?	Kronos
"I'm A Train," Albert Hammond	A person cannot be a vehicle of any sort.	Rachel Stedman
"I'm A Tree," Imani Coppola	Metaphorically, maybe; literally, no.	Yvette Bristle
"I'm A Wheel," Wilco	No you're not. Wheels aren't living beings.	Amy Grunt
"I'm All Dressed Up With A Broken Heart," Ted Lewis	Hearts aren't clothing.	Yvette Bristle
"I'm Always Chasing Rainbows," Judy Garland	Good luck chasing water drops and sunlight!	Peter
"I'm Always On A Mountain When I Fall," Merle Haggard	According to logic, this cannot be true.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"I'm Ashamed Enough To Die," T.K. Hulin	Shame alone doesn't cause death.	Yvette Bristle
"I'm Blue (The Gong Gong Song)," The Ikettes	Not likely, even if you hold YOUR breath.	Quyjibo
"I'm Blue Again," Patsy Cline	When that blue crayon or blue paint run amuck?	Peter
"I'm Bouncing Off The Walls Again," Sugarcult	How does a human bounce off anything?	Rich
"I'm Breathless," Madonna	You can't sing if you're out of breath.	Yvette Bristle
"I'm Dead," Scarface	Dead people can't sing or say anything.	Yvette Bristle
"I'm Dead (But I Don't Know It)," Randy Newman	States it like he knows it; Couldn't sing if dead.	Heather Brockwell
"I'm Dead (But I Don't Know It)," Randy Newman	Dead people can't say or sing anything.	Yvette Bristle
"I'm Dead (But I Don't Know It)," Randy Newman	Dead can't know that they don't know they're dead.	Courtney Mears
"I'm Every Woman," Chaka Khan	Nobody can be every woman in the world.	Lefty Lucy
"I'm Every Woman," Chaka Khan		Heather Brockwell
"I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles," Dean Martin	You can't do anything forever.	Yvette Bristle
"I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)," The Proclaimers	That's one long person!	Larcen Tyler
"I'm Gonna Be a Wheel Someday," Fats Domino	If you had bad karma and get reincarnated as 1…	crazydon
"I'm Gonna Change Everything," Jim Reeves	Good luck trying, Jim...	Chowder
"I'm Gonna Change Everything," Jim Reeves	You can change some things, not EVERYthing.	Yvette Bristle
"I'm Gonna Let My Heart Do The Walking," The Supremes	Hearts can't walk.	Yvette Bristle
"I'm Gonna Live Forever," Tony Martin	Nobody does.	Yvette Bristle
"I'm Gonna Lock My Heart And Throw Away The Key," Jerry Cooke	Hearts don't have locks and keys.	Yvette Bristle
"I'm Gonna Tell Everybody," The Easybeats	You can't tell all of the billions of people.	Yvette Bristle
"I'm Gonna Wash That Man Right Out Of My Hair," Cast Of South Pacific	No man could be there;nor would washing remove him	Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit
"I'm Henry The VIII, I Am," Herman's Hermits	I have it on good advice that he's dead	FussBudget
"I'm Here, I'm Not Here," Julia Stone	No one can be both at the same time.	Yvette Bristle
"I'm Here, I'm Not Here," Julia Stone	So which is it? Make up your mind, Julia!	Chowder
"I'm In Love With A Capital U," Joe Diffie	One cannot be in love with a capital letter.	Isac
"I'm In Love With My Car," Queen	Inanimate objects cannot give you any love back	Susanna Viljanen
"I'm In You," Peter Frampton	Not unless you're a baby, and babies can't talk.	Michael
"I'm In You," Peter Frampton	You cannot be inside another person.	rocky
"I'm Indestructible," Jack Jones	Nobody is!	Yvette Bristle
"I'm Just A Baby," Louise Cordet	Then how are you singing this song?	Peter
"I'm Just A Guitar (Everybody Picks On Me)," Pete Drake	People aren't musical instruments.	Yvette Bristle
"I'm Like A Bird," Nelly Furtado	Funny.I don't see a beak or feathers on her.	Angel
"I'm Like A Train," Barclay James Harvest	No person resembles a train.	Yvette Bristle
"I'm Living In Two Worlds," Bonnie Guitar	I hope the other one has breathable air.	Peter
"I'm Looking For A World," Skeeter Davis	The world is right before your eyes.	Yvette Bristle
"I'm Looking Through You," The Beatles	Since when did Paul have X-Ray vision!?	Chowder
"I'm Looking Through You," Beatles		FussBudget
"I'm Lost In A Lonely Harmony," Regine Velasquez	One can't get lost in music;music has no feelings	Yvette Bristle
"I'm Made of Wax Larry, What are You Made of?," A Day to Remember	Nobody is made out of wax	Brionna Secret
"I'm Money," Zebrahead	A person can't be money	Franka
"I'm My Own Grandpa," Ray Stevens	One can't be one's own grandpa (w/out time-travel)	Heather Brockwell
"I'm My Own Grandpa," Guy Lombardo	No one can be this!	Peter
"I'm Never Going To Let You Go," George Strait	Eventually you will have to.	Yvette Bristle
"I'm Never Gonna Say Goodbye," Billy Preston	He said (sang) 'goodbye' in this song.	Yvette Bristle
"I'm Nobody," A Dead Giveaway	All people are somebody.	Yvette Bristle
"I'm Nobody's Baby," Joanie Sommers	She's not a baby; all babies have parents.	Yvette Bristle
"I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman," Britney Spears	You have to be a girl, unless it's a sex-change	Diddims
"I'm Not Living In The Real World," Belle & Sebastian	Yes, you are.	Yvette Bristle
"I'm Not Me Anymore," Billy Gilman	You can only be yourself.	Candy Welty
"I'm Not Me Anymore," Billy Gilman	Self-contradictory.	Chowder
"I'm Not Saying," Gordon Lightfoot	Then how are you SINGING?	Rich
"I'm Not Talking," The Yardbirds	And you're not singing either?	Peter
"I'm Nothing Without You," Cheyenne Jackson	You're something even without the other person	Yvette Bristle
"I'm Nowhere At All," The Queers	You must be at some location, not nowhere.	Yvette Bristle
"I'm On Fire," Bruce Springsteen	Only in crematorium.	Susanna Viljanen
"I'm On Fire," Bruce Springsteen	If so, how the hell are you still singing in tune?	Denise
"I'm Only Me When I'm With You," Taylor Swift	No Taylor, I think you're ALWAYS no one but you.	Heather Brockwell
"I'm Sittin' On The Edge Of Skies," Sadistic Mika Band	Skies can't be sat upon. Skies have no edges.	Yvette Bristle
"I'm Sittin' On Top Of The World," Bobby Darin	He'd freeze up there.	Francis A. Sissy
"I'm Slowly Turning Into You," The White Stripes	Nobody can turn into another person	Chris Chendo
"I'm Still Standing," Elton John	He has to sit sometime, doesn't he?	Don Corleone Marsh
"I'm The Only One," Melissa Etheridge	There are many other people besides you.	Yvette Bristle
"I'm The Sky," Norma Tanega	No person is the sky.	Yvette Bristle
"I'm Walking Backwards To Christmas," The Goons	Across The Irish Sea!	PJ
"I'm With A Crowd But Oh So Alone ," Elvis Presley	what about the crowd?	mina
"I'm You," Leona Lewis	How can one person be another?	Bruce Curb
"I'm Your Angel," Celine Dion	No human is an angel.	Heather Brockwell
"I'm Your Baby Tonight," Whitney Houston	Not unless I gave birth to you.	Peter
"I'm Your Gun," Alice Cooper	A person can't be a gun.	mads.
"I'm Your Moon," Jonathan Coulton	If you had a moon, I don't think it could talk	Evan
"I'm Your Moon," Jonathan Coulton	One cannot be a moon.	Isac
"I'm Your Puppet," James & Bobby Purify	I don't think so.	George Straitjacket
"I'm Your Vehichle," Blood, Sweat, and Tears	When are people cars?	Paul Warren
"I'm Your Vehicle," Ides Of March	No person is a vehicle.	Jack Lemonade
"I've Been Born Again," Johnnie Taylor	You're only born once.	Yvette Bristle
"I've Been Everywhere," Johnny Cash	Johnny Cash has a good track record, though	Susanna Viljanen
"I've Been Everywhere," Johnny Cash	There is no way a person can go everywhere.	Lynnetta Lore
"I've Been Everywhere," Johnny Cash	Although he may have come close...	Jess
"I've Crossed Oceans Of Wine To Find You," HIM	Not enough wine to fill one ocean, let alone more.	Exiled
"I've Done Enough Dyin' Today," Larry Gatlin	If you'd done any dyin', you couldn't sing of it.	Britney Spears into pruning hooks
"I've Done Everything For You," Rick Springfield	Does that include 'death' and 'resurrection'?	Peter
"I've Got 2 Wings," Elton John	Humans don't have any wings.	Tommy
"I've Got A Happy Heart," Susan Raye	Hearts are incapable of emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"I've Got A Pocketful Of Dreams," Bing Crosby	Dreams don't come in pockets.	Peter
"I've Got A Rock 'n' Roll Heart," Eric Clapton	Nobody's heart is made out of a style of music.	Peter
"I've Got A Rock And Rock Heart," Eric Clapton	Rock-and-roll isn't a type of heart.	Obi Lame Kenobi
"I've Got A Splitting Headache," The Dickies	Headaches can't really split.	Naomi Swanson
"I've Got Texas In My Heart," Loretta Lynn	No U.S. state can fit inside a person's heart.	Yvette Bristle
"I've Got The Music In Me," Kiki Dee	What was Kiki Dee, a jukebox or a turntable?	Peter
"I've Got The World On A String," Diana Krall	The world is too big to be put on a string.	Yvette Bristle
"I've Got You Under My Skin," The Four Seasons		Heather Brockwell
"I've Got You Under My Skin," Frank Sinatra	this could never happen	Mark
"I've Lost My Heart Again," Jerry Vale	One can't lose one's heart without dying.	Yvette Bristle
"I've Never Been To Me," Charlene	Living isn't by out-of-body experiences alone.	Heather Brobkwell
"I've Never Been To Me," Charlene	Everyone has been to themselves!	Yvette Bristle
"I've Never Left Your Arms," Oscar Peterson	You will, sooner or later.	Yvette Bristle
"I've Told Every Little Star," Linda Scott	Too many stars to tell all of them.	Sheila Oh
"I've Told Every Little Star," Linda Scott	Did the starship Enterprise help you out?	Peter
"Ice Cream Castles," The Time	They would melt before construction was completed.	Reggie Pillbox
"Ice Ice Baby," Vanilla Ice	Babies aren't made out of ice.	Peter
"Iced Lightning," RJD2	Lightning has no ice.	Candy Welty
"Idiot Wind," Bob Dylan	Wind with no brain can't be called an idiot.	Peter
"If I Could Talk I'd Tell You," The Lemonheads	Then how are you singing this?	Brian Kelly
"If I Could Turn Back Time," Cher	Not without a time machine, and those don't exist.	Sheila Oh
"If I Give My Heart To You," Doris Day	One can't give one's heart to another.	Kirsten Abercrombie
"If I Lose Myself," OneRepublic	How?	JohnHowarth
"If Is A Bird On A Chain," Eddy Raven	What a strange definition of 'if'!	Yvette Bristle
"If Love Was A Bottle of Wine," Tommy Overstreet	But it isn't.	Lynnetta Lore
"If My Heart Had Wings," Faith Hill	Hearts have never had wings and they never will	Isac
"If Walls Could Speak," Amy Grant	Sadly they don't	Natasha
"If We Were a Movie," Hannah Montana	People want to be a movie? Doesn't make sense	p00v
"If You Can Afford Me," Katy Perry	She's not for sale. That would make her a slave.	Connie Brady
"If You Could Read My Mind," Gordon Lightfoot	You really can't read minds (like a book, anyway)	Pig Smith
"If You Were A Bluebird," Joe Ely	No person can ever be a bird.	Yvette Bristle
"Ignoreland," R.E.M.	Since I have no clue where this is, I'll ignore it	Peter
"Illegal Smile," John Prine	There's no law against smiling.	Yvette Bristle
"Image of the Invisible," Thrice	Invisible things don't have an image.	Emily
"The Impossible Happened," Little Peggy March	Something that's impossible can't happen.	Yvette Bristle
"Impossible Princess," Kylie Minogue	How can a princess be impossible?	mads.
"In a Man's Womb," Yael Naim	Men do not have wombs.	Heidi Claire
"In My Merry Oldsmobile," Billy Murray	Cars don't have emotions	Diddims
"In The Arms Of Love," Matt Monro	Love is an emotion and has no arms.	Yvette Bristle
"In The Dark Of The Sun," Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers	The Sun produces light, not darkness.	Kara Oke
"In The Garden Of My Heart," Frank Stanley & Henry Burr	Hearts don't have gardens in them.	Yvette Bristle
"In The House Of Stone And Light," Martin Page	Light is not a building material.	Yvette Bristle
"In The Middle Of Nowhere," Dusty Springfield	"Nowhere" is not a location. You must be somewhere	Yvette Bristle
"In The Mist Of Time," Yoko Miwa	Time isn't mist.	Yvette Bristle
"In Walked Love," Louise	Love is an emotion and does not walk.	Yvette Bristle
"In Walks The Night," Heart	Night doesn't walk in or out of anywhere.	Heather Brockwell
"The Incredible Shrinking Man," Daniel Amos	No man can literally shrink in real life	Future Backer
"India Rubber Man," Steve Hackett	No man is made of rubber.	Heather Brockwell
"Indiana Wants Me," R. Dean Taylor	A geographic locale can't desire anybody.	Gail McFarland
"Innocent Eyes," Delta Goodrem	Eyes cannot be innocent or guilty.	Sheila Oh
"Inside My Love," Minnie Riperton	Love is an emotion and has no inside.	Yvette Bristle
"Inside Your Heaven," Carrie Underwood	No one has a heaven except God	Deanna
"Insomniatown," Jesse Chandler	There is no place with this name.	Yvette Bristle
"Instant Karma," John Lennon	That is not the way 'Karma' works, John.	Peter
"Instrument of Change," Caroline's Spine	There is no such instrument	Winter Pepper
"Into the Mouth of Hell We March," Trivium	Hell doesn't have a mouth.	Waldo
"Invisible," Clay Aiken	Even if he was...	Misty
"Invisible City," The Wallflowers	You can see a city, so it is not invisible	Rich
"Invisible Hands," Kim Carnes		Wendy Torrance
"Invisible Man," 98 Degrees		Wendy Torrance
"Invisible People," Citizen Fish	Excuse me, but all people are visible.	Yvette Bristle
"Invisible String," Taylor Swift	Strings are not invisible.	JohnHowarth
"Invisible Sun," The Police	All stars give off some light.	Evan
"Invisible Tears," The Ray Conniff Singers	Tears are visible.	Yvette Bristle
"Invisible Touch," Genesis	that would be impossible, unless she's a ghost	Harry
"Invisible World," The Blake Babies	Much of the world (except air, etc.) is visible.	Yvette Bristle
"Iron Horse," Motorhead	Horses are not made of iron.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Iron Man," Black Sabbath	No man is made from iron	rocky
"Iron Man," Black Sabbath	Man is not made of iron	Chazm
"Iron Sky," Paolo Nutini	The sky is not made of iron	Heather Brockwell
"Iron Sky," Hope Street	The sky isn't made of iron.	Yvette Bristle
"Is Patience Still Waiting," The Juliana Theory	One waits patiently but patience per se waits not.	Heather Brockwell
"Is You Is or Is You Ain't My Baby," Louis Jordan	A baby can't answer that question or even talk.	Pete
"Island Girl," Elton John	No girl is an island.	Brit Boxx
"Island In The Sun," Weezer	Unless it's a sunspot, how can it be an island?	Diddims
"Island in the Sun," Weezer	There are no islands on, or in, the sun.	Dongquan
"Island In The Sun," Weezer	It would burn.	JC Foster
"Island Moon," Kapono Beamer	No moon is an island.	Yvette Bristle
"Island Of Lost Souls," Blondie	A soul can't be put anywhere	ThatAwesomeGuy
"Islands In The Sky," Spyro Gyra	The sky has no islands.	Yvette Bristle
"Isle Of Dreams," Spy Kids	Never heard of this island, sounds restful though.	Peter
"It Can't Be Wrong," Dick Haymes	Some things are wrong.	Yvette Bristle
"It Never Rains In Southern California," Albert Hammond	Does so!	That no-one Candy Nye
"It Never Rains In Southern California," Albert Hammond	Yes it does.	Kerry
"It Never Rains In Southern California," Albert Hammond	What's next? "It Never Rains in Minnesota"?	Amanda
"It Rained Children," The Staple Singers	Rain is water, not people.	Yvette Bristle
"It Snows In Hell," Lordi	If hell even exists it's too hot for snow	Mads
"It Tears Me Up," Percy Sledge	Was Percy Sledge made out of paper? I think not!	Peter
"It Turns Me Inside Out," Lee Greenwood	No person can be turned inside out.	Lance Crackers
"It's A Cotton Candy World," Jerry Wallace	The world isn't made of cotton candy.	Yvette Bristle
"It's A Man's, Man's, Man's World," James Brown	What a tiny population then	Kerry
"It's a Sin When You Love Somebody," Joe Cocker	Just loving someone is not a sin!	Peter
"It's All Wrong But It's All Right," Dolly Parton	It can't be both, Dolly.	Lynnetta Lore
"It's An Uphill Climb To The Bottom," Walter Jackson	You go down - not up - to get to the bottom.	Yvette Bristle
"It's Not Me Talking," A Flock Of Seagulls	Really then who is?	ThatAwesomeGuy
"It's Only A Paper Moon," Ella Fitzgerald	Moons are not made of paper.	Sheila Oh
"It's Only A Paper Moon," Ella Fitzgerald	The Moon is not made of paper.	Yvette Bristle
"It's Only a Paper Moon," Nat King Cole	The Moon is not made of paper	Beverly Stiles
"It's Raining Men," The Weather Girls	I Wish! And they'd land like this: SPLAT!	Diddims
"It's Raining Men," The Weather Girls	It's only possible if they fell out of an airplane	Katelyn
"It's Raining Men," Weather Girls	It Never Rains Men	Aaerni
"It's Raining Sunbeams," Deanna Durbin	Rain is water, not sunbeams.	Yvette Bristle
"It's So Hard To Say Goodbye To Yesterday," Boyz II Men	Because yesterday is not a person.	Opie M.
"It's The End of the World As We Know It," REM	How can you be writing this song and/or feel fine?	Ned Riley

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