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Song Names -> Literally Impossible Song Titles -> M

Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

Entries Beginning with M

Song/Performer	Comments	Submittor
"Machine Head," Bush	Heads aren't machines.	Phil
"Macho City," Steve Miller Band	There is no city with that name.	Paul Bear
"Mack The Knife," Bobby Darin	How Do You Mack The Knife ?	Lee Mccoy
"Mack The Knife," Bobby Darin	No person can be a knife.	Old Man Edgar Winter
"Mad Love," Linda Ronstadt	Love itself cannot be crazy.	Diddims
"Mad Season," Matchbox Twenty	Seasons don't have emotions	Rich
"Mad Ship," Frost	Ships don't have emotions	Future Backer
"Mad Ship," Frost	Ships have no emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"Mad World," Tears For Fears	A world cannot feel anger.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Madame Librarian," Cast of 'The Music Man'	No lady has the last name Librarian.	Open Mike Knight
"Made Of Scars," Stone Sour	This is just so ridiculous...	G
"The Magi (The Heart Of Man's A Palace)," Peter, Paul, And Mary	Nobody's heart is a palace.	Heather Brockwell
"Magic Bird Of Fire," The Salsoul Orchestra	Birds aren't magical nor made of fire.	Yvette Bristle
"Magic Bus," The Who	No vehicle is truly magic.	Alex
"Magic Carpet Ride," Steppenwolf		Natalie Snortman
"Magic Carpet Ride," Steppenwolf	You can't ride on a magic carpet in real life.	Natalie Benson
"Magic Fly," Space	Insects are not magical.	Candy Welty
"Magic Harmonica," Trevor Rabin	Musical instruments aren't magical.	Yvette Bristle
"Magic In Your Eyes," Earl Klugh	Eyes don't contain magic.	Yvette Bristle
"Magic Is A Child," Nektar	Magic isn't a person.	Yvette Bristle
"Magic Is The Moonlight," Julie London	Moonlight isn't magical.	Yvette Bristle
"Magic Man," Heart	No person is magic.	Sheila Oh
"Magic Moon (Da Da Da Da Da!)," Peter Frampton	The Moon isn't magical.	Yvette Bristle
"Magic Pig," Sesame Street (TV)	No pig is magic.	JohnHowarth
"Magic Power," Triumph	Power is not magic.	Odie Garfield
"Magic Saxophone," Jimmy Castor	Musical instruments aren't magical.	Yvette Bristle
"Magic Ship," Free	Ships aren't magical.	Yvette Bristle
"Magic Shoes," The Playmates	Come on now, Shoes aren't magical.	Yvette Bristle
"The Magic Touch," The Platters	Nobody has that.	Opie M.
"Magic Woman," Mandre	No person is magical.	Yvette Bristle
"Magical Eyes," Dancer	Eyes aren't magical.	Wanda Pierce
"Magical Mystery Tour," The Beatles	No such tour of magic and mystery has existed.	Peter
"Magneto And Titanium Man," Wings		FussBudget
"The Majesty Of Rock," Spinal Tap	How can a rock be majestic?	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Make Me Your Baby," Barbara Lewis	A woman cannot turn into a baby.	Sheila Oh
"Make My Head Go Pop," Roxette	Heads don't pop.	Yvette Bristle
"Make Summer Last Forever," Lou Christie	The length of a season can't be controlled.	Yvette Bristle
"Make The World Go Away," Ray Price	If you could, you'd go away with it, right?	Jim
"Make The World Go Away," Eddy Arnold		Heather Brockwell
"Making Love Out Of Nothing At All," Air Supply		Natalie Snortman
"Mallet Ballet," Spyro Gyra	Mallets can't dance.	Yvette Bristle
"Mama Guitar," Don Cornell	No guitar gives birth to baby guitars.	Heather Brockwell
"Mama Guitar," Julius LaRosa	Musical instruments are not mothers.	Candy Welty
"Mama Had A Baby And His Head Popped Off," Atmosphere	People's heads don't pop off.	Kara Oke
"Man In Someone Else's Skin," Fischer-Z		FussBudget
"A Man Inside My Mouth," The Cure	A man can't fit in someone's mouth.	Natalie
"Man Of Stone," John Mayall	People aren't made of stone.	Yvette Bristle
"Man On The Silver Mountain," Rainbow	I've never seen a silver mountain.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"The Man Who Can't Be Moved," The Script	Challenge accepted	Insertnamehere
"The Man Who Dies Every Day," Ultravox	You only die once.	Yvette Bristle
"The Man Who Never Died," Elton John	All men die, it's just a matter of when and how.	Peter
"The Man Who Sold the World," David Bowie	The world has never been on sale	Susanna Viljanen
"The Man Who Sold The World," Nirvana	Who sold the world?	Ninja Warior
"The Man Who Sold The World," Nirvana	nobodys that rich!	Atrichoke_Man
"The Man Who Sold The World," Nirvana	One heck of a real estate broker!!	mandylee
"The Man With The Child In His Eyes," Kate Bush	Painful...	FussBudget
"Man Without A Face," Creed	Darn,I wish I could have met him	bob with 2 b's
"Man-Sized Job," Denise LaSalle	Jobs do not literally have sizes.	Kate
"Mandolin Rain," Bruce Hornsby & The Range		FussBudget
"Mandolin Wind," Rod Stewart		FussBudget
"Manic Monday," The Bangles	Days are incapable of having mental states.	Peter
"Manimal," The Germs	There is no such word	Alexis D.
"Map of the Problematique," Muse	"The Problematique" is not a geographic region.	Lizzie
"March Of The Dead," Story Of The Year	The dead can't march	Lou Quilson
"March Of The Pigs," Nine Inch Nails	Pigs can't really march, per se	Rock Maninoff
"Married To A Memory," Judy Lynn	One can't marry a memory.	Yvette Bristle
"Married To My Gun," Young Buck	A person can't marry an inanimate object.	Yvette Bristle
"Marry The Night," Lady Gaga	You can't marry the night, It's not a person.	Christy McDaniel
"Marry The Night," Lady Gaga	You can't marry a time of day.	Flipside
"Marry The Night," Lady Gaga	Night isn't something one can marry.	Harriet Henderson
"Mars Needs Guitars," Hoodoo Gurus	No one is there to play them.	Sheena Weston
"Marshmallow World," Kristin Chenoweth with John Pizzarelli	No world is made of marshmallows.	Emily
"Mary's Little Boy Chile," Harry Simeone Chorale	Chile is a country, not a boy.	Melissa Conway
"Master Of The Moon," Dio	No one can reign over a celestial body.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"May I Spend Every Year With You," Dobie Gray	He can't, since he died in 2011.	Yvette Bristle
"May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose," Little Jimmie Dickens	That could never work.	Heather Brockwell
"May the Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose," Little Jimmy Dickens	Any bird of paradise is BIGGER than a human nose!	Shelley Potts
"Maybe For Sure," Deborah Harry	Maybe can't be for sure or vice-versa.	Billy Reuben
"Maybe I'm A Mockingbird," Keith Sykes	No person can ever be a bird.	Yvette Bristle
"Maybe We Can Go Back To Yesterday," Allman Brothers Band	Time travel on such a scale is yet uninvented.	Heather Brockwell
"Me Against The Night," Crystal Gayle	One can't fight a night or lean against it.	Paula Bland
"Me Against The World," Simple Plan	Whew! Good luck Pierre! It's one BIG world!	Skratch
"The Me I Never Knew," Matt Monro	People know themselves.	Yvette Bristle
"Me, I'm Not," Nine Inch Nails	You are yourself and no other person.	Yvette Bristle
"Me, The Peaceful Heart," Lulu	People aren't hearts. They HAVE 'em, however.	Yvette Bristle
"Mean Machine," Sugar Ray	Machines don't have emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"Mean Mr. Mustard," The Beatles	A jar of mustard cannot be a man.	Brit Boxx
"Mean Old World," Rick Nelson	The world isn't able to be mean, it has no emotion	Peter
"Mean Streets," Van Halen	Streets do not possess emotions.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Medicine Hat," Son Volt	Medicine doesn't wear hats.	Heather Brockwell
"Mediocrity Is King," Paul Thorn	There has never been a king named Mediocrity.	Yvette Bristle
"Mediterranean Moon," The Rays	The Mediterranean Sea has no assigned moon.	Yvette Bristle
"Meet Virginia," Train	L.I. if 'Virginia' refers to US state, not person	Guest #1
"Melt My Heart To Stone," Adele	Hearts can't be melted and can't become stone.	Yvette Bristle
"Memories Of The Future," Oliver	The future hasn't happened yet, so no memories.	Yvette Bristle
"Memories Of Tomorrow," Terry Thomas	You can't have memories of the future.	Yvette Bristle
"The Memory Followed Me Home," Alan Dean	Memories can't follow anyone.	Yvette Bristle
"The Memory Of Water," Marillion	Water doesn't have a memory.	Yvette Bristle
"The Memory Of Your Smile," Mother Earth	Smiles don't have memories.	Yvette Bristle
"Memory Tree," The Velaires	Trees aren't made of memories.	Yvette Bristle
"A Memory Walks The Floor," Dorsey Ray Parsons	No it doesn't. Memories can't walk.	Yvette Bristle
"Mental Hopscotch," Missing Persons	Who draws the chalk lines?	Peter
"Mercedes Boy," Pebbles	Mercedes, as a given name, is for girls, not boys.	Quyjibo
"Mercedes Boy," Pebbles	No person is a car, although you can drive one..	Peter
"Mercury Blues," Meatloaf	Too hot a planet for life to be there & have blues	Daphne Hughes
"Mercury Blues," Meat Loaf	Mercury pigments like cinnabar are red, not blue	Susanna Viljanen
"Mercy Of The Moon," Marty Balin	Celestial bodies are incapable of having mercy.	Yvette Bristle
"Merry-Go-Round Of Love," Susan Raye	Love is an emotion, not an amusement ride.	Yvette Bristle
"Metal Gods," Judas Priest	Gods are not made of metal!	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Metal Madness," Slightly Stoopid	Metal has no emotions.	Candy Welty
"Metal Will Never Die," Dio	Metal is not alive; it never was...	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Method Of Modern Love," Daryl Hall and John Oates	Again, the emotion, love hasn't changed over time.	Peter
"Mexican Moon," Concrete Blonde	The Moon has no nationality.	Yvette Bristle
"Mexican Radio," Wall of Voodoo	Radios have no nationality.	Steve
"Midnight City," M83	There is no city with this name.	Yvette Bristle
"Midnight Rocks," Al Stewart	There's no such thing.	Brit Boxx
"Midnight Sunshine," Dave Antrell	It's dark at midnight.	Yvette Bristle
"Mighty Clouds Of Joy," B.J. Thomas	Joy doesn't take the form of clouds.	Yvette Bristle
"Miles Don't Mean Anything," Eye Alaska	A Mile means 5280 feet or 1.609344 kilometers.	Heather Brockwell
"Miles From Nowhere," Cat Stevens	Nowhere isn't on the map.	Ian Andout
"Mill Girls Don't Sing Or Dance," The Serendipity Singers	Some of them do.	Yvette Bristle
"Million Dollar Baby," Ava Max	Babies cannot cost a million dollars.	Dongquan
"Million Dollar Bill," Whitney Houston	There is no such denomination of currency.	Yvette Bristle
"Million Dollar Smile," Paul Gilbert	No smile is worth that much.	Yvette Bristle
"A Million Miles From Nowhere," The Echoes	A million miles from some location, not nowhere.	Yvette Bristle
"Mind With A Heart of Its Own," Tom Petty	One's mind has no heart.	Mike
"Mind's Eye," Wolfmother	Your mind doesn't have eyes	Ricky
"The Minute Men (Are Turning In Their Graves)," Stonewall Jackson	Not so. They're dead and just lying there.	Ashley Nicole Hendershot-Wetherington
"Miracles Out Of Nowhere," Kansas	They have to come from somewhere.	Yvette Bristle
"Mirror Man," Human League	A person cannot be made from a mirror.	John
"The Mirrors In My Mind," Jackson 5	Minds do not have mirrors.	Reggie Pillbox
"Misery Is A Butterfly," Blonde Redhead	Misery is a state of mind, not a butterfly	Beverly Stiles
"Misery Loves My Company," Three Days Grace	Misery is not tangible!	Rad
"Miss Independent," Kelly Clarkson	'Independent' is not a surname.	Steve
"Miss Movin' On," Fifth Harmony	"Movin' On" is an invalid surname.	Dongquan
"Misty Mountain Hop," Led Zeppelin	Mountains do not hop.	Opie M.
"Mix Me A Person," Adam Faith	People can't be created from mixes.	Yvette Bristle
"Modern Love," David Bowie	The emotion of love doesn't change with the times.	Peter
"A Moment Suspended in Time," Underoath	Time cannot be suspended	Evan
"Money Burns a Hole in My Pocket," Dean Martin	just doesn't happen	Mark
"Money Burns A Hole In My Pocket," Dean Martin	Money doesn't burn holes.	Yvette Bristle
"Money Changes Everything," Cyndi Lauper	There are things that money has no effect on.	Heather Brockwell
"Money Greases The Wheels," Ferlin Husky	Money doesn't grease anything.	Yvette Bristle
"Money Grows On Trees," The Rockin' Berries	Aw, that's just wishful thinking	Lindsey Shawl
"Money Grows On Trees," The Rockin' Berries	Definitely not!	Yvette Bristle
"Money Honey," The Drifters	Honey would not be a good form of currency.	Peter
"Money Makes The World Go Round," Liza Minelli	No currency does this. It is the sun's gravity.	Peter
"Money Talks," AC/DC	The presidents and the Queen can't talk on coins.	The Rev. A. Palgut
"Money Tree," MxPx	How can money grow on a tree?	prisoner20697
"Money's Too Tight To Mention," Simply Red	But a song title has mentioned it already!	Edie Gonzalez
"Monkey Dog," O.V. Wright	A hybrid animal that can't exist.	Yvette Bristle
"Monkey Man," The Rolling Stones	A man cannot literally be a monkey.	Rock Maninoff
"Monkey Man," The Imperials	No man is (literally) a monkey.	Yvette Bristle
"A Month Of Sundays," Don Henley	There's more than just Sunday in a month.	Larcen Tyler
"Moody River," Pat Boone	Rivers don't have moods.	Peter
"Moon Dog," Prefab Sprout	No dogs live on the Moon.	Lynne O'Leahy-Cassid
"Moon Dreams," Miles Davis	No moon is capable of dreaming.	Yvette Bristle
"The Moon Got In My Eyes," Bing Crosby	When did the Moon shrink?	George Straitjacket
"Moon Hang Low," The Incredible String Band	The Moon is not low.	Yvette Bristle
"Moon Love," Glenn Miller	The moon doesn't feel the emotion of love.	Peter
"Moon Madness," Claudine Clark	The Moon has no emotions.	Candy Welty
"The Moon On My Pillow," Jimmy Dorsey	It's too big to fit on a pillow.	Yvette Bristle
"Moon Over Miami," Ray Charles	The Moon shines everywhere, not just Miami.	Opie M.
"Moon River," Andy Williams	There is no running water on Moon	Susanna Viljanen
"Moon Talk," Perry Como	The Moon can't speak.	Yvette Bristle
"The Moon Will Weep," Monty Babson	The moon doesn't cry.	Yvette Bristle
"The Moon's A Harsh Mistress," Joe Cocker	The Moon is neither a mistress or harsh.	Francis A. Sissy
"Moonburn," Bing Crosby	The moon can't burn anyone or anything.	Yvette Bristle
"Moondance," Van Morrison	The moon does not dance.	Lance Crackers
"Moondance," Van Morrison	Nobody I know can do both at the same time!	neptunevsmars
"Moongirl," Barclay James Harvest	People aren't moons.	Yvette Bristle
"Moonlight Becomes You," Bing Crosby	Moonlight can't be transformed into a person.	Yvette Bristle
"Moonlight Dancing," Earl Klugh	Light doesn't dance.	Yvette Bristle
"Moonlight Feels Right," Starbuck	Moonlight really doesn't feel anything.	Peter
"Moonshadow," Cat Stevens	A moon cannot cast a shadow.	Frosty The Cat
"Moontan," Jeris Ross	One can't get tanned from moonlight.	Yvette Bristle
"Moonwomb," Beyond Dawn	There is no such thing	Lefty Lucy
"Moonwomb," Beyond Dawn		weird kid106
"More Human Than Human," White Zombie	You can't be more human, only human or not human.	Jess
"More Human Than Human," Rob Zombie		Red Ant
"Morning Has Broken," Cat Stevens	Morning does not literally break.	Lynne O'Leahy-Cassid
"Mother Country Music," Lee Hazlewood	Music is not a parent.	Yvette Bristle
"Mother Freedom," Bread	Freedom is not a parent.	Yvette Bristle
"Mother Music," The Eddie Boy Band	Music is not a parent.	Yvette Bristle
"Mother Nature's Son," The Beatles	Then who's the father? Christmas? Time?	Penny
"Mother Popcorn," James Brown	Popcorns do not have mothers.	Dave Shavoo
"Motherless Child," Sweetwater	All children are born to mothers.	Yvette Bristle
"Motherless Children," Odetta	All children are born to mothers.	Yvette Bristle
"Motorcycle Blues," Jesse Colin Young	Motor vehicles don't have emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"Motorcycle Mama," Sailcat	Motorcycles don't procreate	Fiona Montrose
"Mountain Brain," The Heavy Metal Experience Incident	Mountains do not have brains.	Yvette Bristle
"Mountain Of Love," Charley Pride	A mountain is not made of love.	Odie Garfield
"Mourning Air," Portishead	Air doesn't mourn. Lol.	Sean
"Mouth Like Midol," Kill Hannah	Excuse me?! This title makes no sense whatsoever!	Isac
"Move Away A Little Closer," Don Winters	This title contradicts itself.	Yvette Bristle
"Moving In Stereo," The Cars	How do you move in stereo?	Wimpy
"Mr Hanky The Christmas Poo," South Park (TV)	ummm its a very strange song	Georgia J
"Mr. 5 Minutes," Holly McNarland	No 5-minute period is a man, or even a person.	Heather Brockwell
"Mr. Big Stuff," Jean Knight	There is no man named Big Stuff.	Sheila Oh
"Mr. Blue Sky," Electric Light Orchestra	The sky cannot be a man (or any person).	Rock Maninoff
"Mr. Businessman," Ray Stevens	There are no men with that surname.	Odie Garfield
"Mr. Cellophane," John C. Reilly	A man cannot be sticky tale.	Odie Garfield
"Mr. Chainsaw," Heretic	No one has the name Chainsaw.	Yvette Bristle
"Mr. Controversy," Anthony B	There is nobody with this name.	Yvette Bristle
"Mr. Dieingly Sad," The Critters	I don't believe this was a real name.	Peter
"Mr. DNA," Devo	DNA is not anyone's last name...	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Mr. Downtown," Freddy Fredrickson	No one has 'Downtown' as an actual surname	Joe
"Mr. Factory," The Archies	No one has 'Factory' as a surname.	Quyjibo
"Mr. Know It All," Kelly Clarkson	Nobody knows everything.	Heather Brockwell
"Mr. Lonely," Bobby Vinton	"Lonely" is not an actual surname.	Steve
"Mr. Personality," Gillette	'Personality' is not an actual surname.	Richard O'Shea
"Mr. Radio," Linda Ronstadt	Radios don't have a gender.	Yvette Bristle
"Mr. Roboto," Styx	"Roboto" is not an actual last name.	Pete
"Mr. Sad," Marc Almond	'Sad' is no one's real last name.	Ann
"Mr. Saxobeat," Alexandra Stan	Saxobeat is not a surname anywhere in the world.	Ed
"Mr. Scary," Dokken	Scary is no one's real last name.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Mr. Sun, Mr. Moon," Paul Revere And The Raiders	Celestial bodies have no gender.	Yvette Bristle
"Mr. Tambourine Man," The Byrds	Humans are not musical instruments.	Peter
"Mr. Tambourine Man," The Byrds	Musical instruments aren't people.	Susanna Viljanen
"Mr. Wishing Well," Nat King Cole	'Wishing Well' cannot be anyone's name.	Yvette Bristle
"Mrs. Potato Head," Melanie Martinez	A person's head can't be a potato.	JohnHowarth
"Ms. New Booty," Bubba Sparxxx	Nobody has the surname "New Booty"	Kerry
"Mudmen," Pink Floyd	People cannot be constructed out of mud.	Nitwit
"The Muffin Man," Greg And Steve	People are not muffins, and vice-a-versa.	Stu L. Pigeon
"Mumblin' Guitar," Bo Diddley	Musical instruments don't mumble.	Yvette Bristle
"Muscle Museum," Muse	There's no museum for show the muscle, unless you build it	Nurul
"Muscle Of Love," Alice Cooper	Love does not have muscles.	Auntie Gin
"Music Fills My Burp," Biff Rose	Burps aren't musical.	Yvette Bristle
"Music Gets The Best Of Me," Sophie Ellis-Bextor	So how does she ever finish singing a song?	Heather Brockwell
"Music In My Bones," Joe Simon	Bones don't contain music.	Yvette Bristle
"Music Is Lethal," Mick Ronson	Music doesn't kill.	Yvette Bristle
"Music Is My Boyfriend," Skye Sweetnam	Music is not a person.	Yvette Bristle
"Music Is The Light," Marty Balin	Music is not a light.	Yvette Bristle
"The Music Never Stopped," The Grateful Dead	The music must stop sooner or later.	Yvette Bristle
"Music Of The Sun," Rihanna	The sun doesn't have music.	Yvette Bristle
"Music Plans," Yellow Magic Orchestra	Music is incapable of planning.	Yvette Bristle
"Music To My Heart," Patti Austin	Hearts can't experience music.	Yvette Bristle
"Must Be Santa," LeAnn Rimes	Santa (Claus) is not real.	Jeremy
"My Abstract Heart," Herb Alpert	Hearts aren't abstract.	Yvette Bristle
"My Apocalypse," Metallica	No one can own the end of days.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"My Arms Are A House," Hank Snow	Uhm, no, they most certainly are not.	Yvette Bristle
"My Believing Heart," Joni James	Hearts are incapable of believing.	Candy Welty
"My Blue Heaven," Fats Domino	Heaven isn't just colored blue.	Sarah
"My Blue Tears," Rhonda Vincent	Tears are never blue colored	Amber Malone
"My Body's A Zombie For You," Dead Man's Bones	Zombies are but a myth, and a body can't be one,	JC Foster
"My Boy Lollipop," Millie Small	Lollipops don't have any gender!	Mitch
"My Brain Is Hanging Upside Down," The Ramones		Atrichoke_Man
"My Brain Is Hanging Upside Down," The Ramones	Ouch	turkoizdog
"My Brave Face," Paul McCartney	A face itself cannot experience bravery.	Brit Boxx
"My Camera Never Lies," Bucks Fizz	That's because it doesn't have a mouth to speak.	Peter
"My Clone Sleeps Alone," Pat Benatar	No humans have so far been cloned.	Teresa Christie
"My Eyes Adored You," Frankie Valli	Eyes don't have emotions	Paul G
"My Eyes Tell Me You Love Me," Bobby Gibson	Eyes can't speak.	Yvette Bristle
"My Foolish Heart," Frank Sinatra	Hearts can't experience foolishness.	Yvette Bristle
"My Future Just Passed," The High Hatters	The future isn't even here yet.	Yvette Bristle
"My Girl Is A Pearl," Jimmy Allen	People aren't pearls. (Unless Pearl is her name.)	Candy Welty
"My Girl Lollipop," Bad Manners	Lollipops don't have gender.	Petey
"My Girlfriends Are My Boyfriend," Demi Lovato	A girlfriend a boyfriend are of opposite sexes.	JohnHowarth
"My Give A Damn's Busted," Jo Dee Messina	"Give a damn" is no breakable physical entity.	Sheena Weston
"My Guitar Lies Bleeding In My Arms," Tuff Darts	Musical instruments don't bleed.	Yvette Bristle
"My Guitar Lies Bleeding In My Arms," Bon Jovi	A Guitar is an inanimate object so it can't bleed	Rich
"My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama," Frank Zappa	Guitars can't kill or think; they're just objects	Clever Name
"My Guitar Wants to Kill Your Mama," Frank Zappa	Guitars are inanimate objects without desires.	Susanna Viljanen
"My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama," Frank Zappa		Heather Brockwell
"My Head's In Mississippi," ZZ Top	How could you have lost your head in Mississippi?	Isac
"My Heart Belongs To Daddy ," Marilyn Monroe	Her heart belongs to her; Daddy already has one.	Sheila Oh
"My Heart Commands Me," Lee Stirling	Hearts can't issue commands.	Yvette Bristle
"My Heart Cries," Karyn White	Hearts don't cry.	Yvette Bristle
"My Heart Cries For You," Ray Charles	Hearts don't have tear ducts.	Peter
"My Heart Goes Bang (Get Me To The Doctor)," Dead Or Alive	Hearts don't make explosive sounds.	Yvette Bristle
"My Heart Has A Conscience," The Abbott Singers	Hearts don't have consciences.	Yvette Bristle
"My Heart Has A Mind Of Its Own ," Connie Francis	If it did your heart would survive death. So, NO!	Peter
"My Heart Has Told Me What To Do," Jeannie Thomas	Hearts can't say anything.	Yvette Bristle
"My Heart Has Wings," Nancy Lee	Hearts don't have wings.	Yvette Bristle
"My Heart Holds On," Tricia Leigh Fisher	Hearts can't grasp anything.	Yvette Bristle
"My Heart Is A Ball Of String," The Rangoons	Hearts aren't balls of string.	Yvette Bristle
"My Heart Is A Chapel," Solomon Burke	Hearts aren't chapels, or any kind of buildings.	Yvette Bristle
"My Heart Is A Fist," Papa Roach	I think it pretty much speaks for itself.	Lizzie
"My Heart Is A Stereo," Maroon 5	Hearts aren't stereos.	Wanda Pierce
"My Heart Is An Apple," Arcade Fire	Huh?!? That's all I have to say	Cat
"My Heart Is An Open Book," Carl Dobkins, Jr.	A heart is not made out of paper & leather binding	Peter
"My Heart Is Crying," Dionysus	Hearts can't cry.	Yvette Bristle
"My Heart Is the Worst Kind of Weapon," Fall Out Boy	I hope not!	Lizzie
"My Heart Is Yours," Wilbert Harrison	Two people can't share the same heart.	Yvette Bristle
"My Heart Keeps Following You," The Serendipity Singers	Hearts don't follow.	Yvette Bristle
"My Heart Knows," Jamie Slocum	Hearts don't have the ability to know.	Yvette Bristle
"My Heart Knows Your Heart," Debbie Haley	Hearts are incapable of knowing.	Yvette Bristle
"My Heart Lied," Five Finger Death Punch	A heart is incapable of telling lies.	Garrison
"My Heart Speaks Out," FlipBoy	Hearts can't talk.	Yvette Bristle
"My Heart Stopped Beating," Rock City	If so, you'd be dead and unable to sing.	Yvette Bristle
"My Heart Will Go On," Celine Dion	Not without the rest of the body!	Psycho Librarian
"My Heart Would Know," Al Martino	Hearts don't have the ability to know anything.	Candy Welty
"My Heart's Got The Blues," The Five C's	Hearts are incapable of emotion.	Yvette Bristle
"My Humps," Black Eyed Peas	Only camels have humps on their body	M parody
"My Immortal," Evanescence	No one is that!	Peter
"My Jealous Eyes," Patti Page	Eyes don't have emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"My Knees Turn To Jelly," Jack Reno	Knees don't turn to jelly.	Yvette Bristle
"My Last Breath," The Hired Guns	You couldn't sing a whole song in just one breath.	Yvette Bristle
"My Latin Sky," Tom Browne	The sky has no nationality.	Yvette Bristle
"My Life Has Been A Song," Bee Gees	People's lives are not songs.	Yvette Bristle
"My Life In Reverse," Maximo Park	You can't live your life in reverse.	Yvette Bristle
"My Lips Are Sealed," Jim Reeves	Not if he's singing	Wendy Torrance
"My Love Is A Fire," Donny Osmond	Love is an emotion and is not a fire.	Yvette Bristle
"My Love Is A Rainbow," Little Anthony & The Imperials	Love is not a rainbow.	Yvette Bristle
"My Love Is All I Know," Melissa Manchester	You know more than that.	Yvette Bristle
"My Love Is Pink," Sugababes	Love doesn't have a color	Heather Brockwell
"My Love Will Follow You," The Continental Gems	Love doesn't follow people around.	Yvette Bristle
"My Man Is a Two-Timer," Marcia Ball	A man can't literally be a timer (timing device)	Natalie Benson
"My Mind Is For Sale," Jack Johnson	And how, pray tell, can you buy a mind?	Frosty The Cat
"My Mind Is Gone," ZZ Top	If it's true, then you can't be singing.	Yvette Bristle
"My Mind Just Don't Fit My Head," Tommy Strange	Your mind is entirely in your head.	Yvette Bristle
"My Mother the Car," Sammy Davis, Jr.	Didn't know cars gave birth	Mark
"My Name Is Death," The Incredible String Band	I doubt that anyone's actual name is Death.	Yvette Bristle
"My Name Is Emmett Till," Emmylou Harris	No. Your name is Emmylou Harris.	Yvette Bristle
"My Name Is Mud," Eddie Rambeau	No. Your name is Eddie. Is anyone named "Mud"?	Yvette Bristle
"My Name Is Mud.," Primus	Actually, his name is Les.	Owen Money
"My Name Is On Your Heart," Steve Clayton	Was it tattooed on?!	Yvette Bristle
"My Nonstop Flight To Glory," The Blackwood Brothers	The flight must stop sooner or later.	Yvette Bristle
"My Old Friend the Blues," The Proclaimers	People aren't emotions or music.	JohnHowarth
"My Own Prison," Creed	A person can't have their own prison.	Steve
"My Own Universe," Stan Ridgway	No person can have a universe of their own.	Yvette Bristle
"My Paper Heart," All-American Rejects	Unless it's a Valentine's Day card	bottle of what
"My Personal Moon," Madison Park	One can't have a moon all to oneself.	Yvette Bristle
"My Plastic Heart," Frost	No heart is made of plastic.	Heather Brockwell
"My Problems Got Problems," Merl Saunders	Problems don't have problems.	Yvette Bristle
"My Shoes Keep Walking Back To You," Ray Price	Shoes can't walk; only their wearer can walk in em	Heather Brockwell
"My Shy Violet," The Mills Brothers	Shyness is not a potential attribute of flowers.	Heather Brockwell
"My Side Of The Sky," Cashman, Pistilli & West	One can't own part of the sky.	Yvette Bristle
"My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark," Fall Out Boy	Songs are incapable of knowing anything.	Candy Welty
"My Special Angel," Bobby Helms	There are no angels that are special.	Old Man Edgar Winter
"My Stars," Alice Cooper	I don't even think Alice can own stars, yet.	Peter
"My Teeth Are A Drumset," Paul Gilbert	Teeth aren't musical instruments.	Yvette Bristle
"My Tornado At Rest," Concrete Blonde	No one can own a tornado; they don't rest.	Yvette Bristle
"My Uncle Used To Love Me But She Died," Roger Miller	Was your uncle a trannie or something?	Offender
"My Uncle Used To Love Me But She Died," Roger Miller	Uncle is a male entity so it should be he,not she.	Alex
"My Whole World Ended (The Moment You Left Me)," David Ruffin	The world hasn't ended.	Yvette Bristle
"My Whole World Is Falling Down," Brenda Lee	The world doesn't fall down.	Yvette Bristle
"My World Is Empty Without You," The Supremes	What about all the other people on it?	Peter
"My Year Is A Day," Arch Of Triumph	A year has 365 or 366 days.	Yvette Bristle

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