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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

Entries Beginning with N

Song/Performer	Comments	Submittor
"Nails for Breakfast, Tacks for Snacks," Panic At The Disco	Nails and tacks are NOT edible.	Lizzie
"Naked Sunday," Stone Temple Pilots	A day can't wear clothes	been_a_son
"Nature Trail To Hell," Weird Al Yankovic	No nature trails go there.	Yvette Bristle
"Necklace Of Teardrops," The Humdingers	How can a necklace be made of teardrops?!	Yvette Bristle
"The Necromancer," Rush	Necromancers are entirely fictional beings.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"The Needle Lies," Queensryche	How can a needle lie?	Diddims
"Negative Earth," Barclay James Harvest	It's positive.	Yvette Bristle
"Neon Knights," Black Sabbath	Knights are soldiers, not noble gases.	Susanna Viljanen
"Neon Moon," Brooks & Dunn	The Moon isn't made of neon, nor is it a neon sign	Trina Lufkin
"Neon Nights," Accept	Nights are not made of Neon.	Obi Lame Kenobi
"Neon Rainbow," The Box Tops	That's a pretty ugly sign.	Daisaigai Katja
"Neon Rainbow," The Box Tops		Natalie Snortman
"Neutron Dance," Pointer Sisters	Subatomic particles, neutrons, don't dance.	Peter
"Never Alone," Lady Antebellum	But sometimes you are.	Lynnetta Lore
"Never Be Lonely," Gloria Gaynor	Everyone is lonely at some point.	Yvette Bristle
"Never Can Say Goodbye," Jackson 5	You can say goodbye at any time.	Reggie Pillbox
"Never Die," Creed	Oh,it explains itself	bob with 2 b's
"Never Die Young," James Taylor	Some people do die young.	Yvette Bristle
"Never Ending Song Of Love," Delaney And Bonnie	Every song ends. Even this one clearly does.	Peter
"Never Ending Story," Limahl	That's all, folks	Susanna Viljanen
"Never Enough," Kelly Clarkson	Sometimes, enough is enough.	Sheila Oh
"Never Gonna Give You Up," Rick Astley	Eventually he will have to.	Yvette Bristle
"Never Gonna Leave This Bed," Maroon 5	They can't stay there forever.	Candy Welty
"Never Gonna Let You Die," Adeaze	No one lives forever.	Yvette Bristle
"Never Gonna Let You Go," Sergio Mendes	You'll have to let go, sooner or later.	Yvette Bristle
"Never Gonna Stop The Rock," Helix	It must stop sooner or later.	Yvette Bristle
"Never Grow Old," Patty Griffin	Many people do grow old.	Yvette Bristle
"Never Say Goodbye," Bon Jovi	Jon Bon Jovi says "goodbye" many times in the song	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Never Say Never," Romeo Void	This phrase already says the word 'never' twice.	Logan
"Never Tell An Angel (When Your Heart's On Fire)," The Stompers	If your heart were on fire, death would result.	Yvette Bristle
"Never Too Late," Three Days Grace	It will be at some point	Insertnamehere
"Never Too Much," Luther Vandross	Sometimes there's too much of something.	Yvette Bristle
"Never Trust A Woman," B.B. King	Many women can be trusted.	Yvette Bristle
"Never, Never Gonna Give Ya Up," Barry White	Eventually you will have to.	Yvette Bristle
"Never, Never Leave Me," Mary Wells	Eventually the person will have to leave.	Yvette Bristle
"Neverending Story," Limahl	Every story has to have an end	David
"New Dark Ages," Bad Religion	I'm pretty sure we're living in the post-Dark Ages	Evan
"New Dead Shrimp Blues," Norman Greenbaum	Dead animals have no emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"New Moon On Monday," Duran Duran	Even a New Moon is old.	Frosty The Cat
"New Moon Over Jamaica," Johnny Cash	It's the same old moon as ever	Susanna Viljanen
"New Potato Caboose," Grateful Dead	Unless the potato is big enough...	Diddims
"New York Mining Disaster 1941," Bee Gees	There was no such event.	Chowder
"Next Door to an Angel," Neil Sedaka	Not unless you are in Heaven	David
"The Night Chicago Died," Paper Lace	A city can never actually die.	Isac
"The Night Chicago Died," Paper Lace	Chicago isn't a living thing, so it can't die.	Carmen Nunki
"Night Fever," The Bee Gees	A night has no body to have elevated temperature.	Peter
"The Night Has A Thousand Eyes," Bobby Vee	No it doesn't!	Offender
"The Night Has A Thousand Eyes," Bobby Vee	NO time of day has eyes - much less a thousand!	Chowder
"The Night I Died," Supercluster	When you're dead, you can't sing or say anything.	Candy Welty
"Night In My Veins," Pretenders	Just impossible.	Peter
"The Night Is Still Young," Nicki Minaj	The night has no age.	Steve
"Night Lies," Bang Camaro	The night is incapable of lying.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Night Of The Living Dead," Misfits	the dead are dead. they cant live.	maggot army
"Night On Fire," Reckless Love	The night is incapable of combustion.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Night on the Sun," Modest Mouse	There are no nights on the sun... ever.	Nestor Abreu
"The Night That New York Cried," Prelude	There's no night when the whole city/state cried.	Yvette Bristle
"The Night They Blew Up The Moon," Hot Rod Circuit	The moon can't be blown to pieces.	Yvette Bristle
"The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down," The Band or Joan Baez	You cannot drive the entire South.	Opie M.
"Nights Are Forever Without You," England Dan And John Ford Coley	Nights don't last forever.	Yvette Bristle
"Nine In The Afternoon," Panic At The Disco	Chronologically, it's non-existent.	Rip Jeans
"Nine Lives," Def Leppard	As far as I know, you have just one life.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"No Air," Jordin Sparks	Air exists.	Yvette Bristle
"No Alibis," Eric Clapton	Alibis exist.	Wanda Pierce
"No Arms Can Ever Hold You," Bobby Vinton	Why do I have Vaseline on them, permanently?	Peter
"No Body," Blake Shelton	Bodies exist.	JohnHowarth
"No Body, No Crime," Taylor Swift	Bodies and crime exist.	JohnHowarth
"No Bones," Dinosaur Jr.	Bones exist.	Yvette Bristle
"No Ceilings," Lil Wayne	Ceilings exist.	Yvette Bristle
"No Dice," Badfinger	Dice exist.	Yvette Bristle
"No Faith, No Love," Mitty Collier	Faith and love exist.	Yvette Bristle
"No Fun," Iggy Pop	Fun exists.	Yvette Bristle
"No Games," Breaking Benjamin	Games exist.	Yvette Bristle
"No Good," Kate Voegele	Good exists.	Yvette Bristle
"No Good in Goodbye," The Script	The word 'goodbye' does have the substring 'good'	Dongquan
"No Good, Nowhere World," The Spectres	The world is somewhere - here!	Yvette Bristle
"No Leaf Clover," Metallica	That would be a stem.	mandylee
"No Light, No Light," Florence And The Machine	Light exists.	Yvette Bristle
"No Love," Eminem	Love exists.	Yvette Bristle
"No Love On The Street," Tim Curry	Love does exist on some streets.	Yvette Bristle
"No Man Can Find The War," Tim Buckley	Plenty of men find wars.	Yvette Bristle
"No Milk Today," Herman's Hermits	Milk exists every day.	Yvette Bristle
"No Moon At All," The Ames Brothers	The Moon exists even when it's not visible.	Kara Oke
"No More Drama," Mary J. Blige	Drama still exists.	JohnHowarth
"No More Heroes," Grace Slick	Heroes exist.	Yvette Bristle
"No More Mr. Nice Guy," Alice Cooper	No man named 'Nice Guy' existed in the 1st place.	Joe
"No More Rhyme," Debbie Gibson	This song has rhyme in it!	Yvette Bristle
"No More Songs For Me," Barbra Streisand	She recorded many more songs after this one.	Yvette Bristle
"No More Tears," Ozzy Osbourne	Sorry Ozzy, even you will have more tears.	Peter
"No More Words," Berlin	Than how do we communicate?	Peter
"No Music," Lil' Mama	Music exists.	Yvette Bristle
"No New Friends," DJ Khaled	People keep making friends.	JohnHowarth
"No News," Lonestar	News exists.	Yvette Bristle
"No One Is To Blame," Howard Jones	Somebody's got to to be blamed.	Tim Burr
"No One On Earth," Right Said Fred	There are many people on Earth.	Yvette Bristle
"No One Remembers My Name," Burt Bacharach	I do. It's Burt Bacharach.	Yvette Bristle
"No One Stands Alone," Myrna March	Plenty of people do.	Yvette Bristle
"No Pigeons," Sporty Theivz	Pigeons exist	Sarah
"No Quarter," Led Zeppelin	Quarters exist.	Opie M.
"No Rain," Blind Melon	Rain exists.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"No Reply," The Beatles	Replies exist.	Lance Crackers
"No Reply At All," Genesis	Replies exist.	Lance Crackers
"No Roads Left," Linkin Park	There are plenty of roads left	Wanda Pierce
"No Roots," Alice Merton	Roots exist.	JohnHowarth
"No Roses, No Skies," Have Heart	Roses and skies exist.	Yvette Bristle
"No Scrubs," TLC	Scrubs exist.	Sheila Oh
"No Sense," Cat Power	Sense exists.	Yvette Bristle
"No Sign Of Yesterday ," Men At Work	Because yesterday has already passed.	Opie M.
"No Sky," Guided By Voices	The sky exists.	Yvette Bristle
"No Sun," Turnover	The Sun exists, even when it's not visible.	Yvette Bristle
"No Talk," The Kinison	Talk exists.	Yvette Bristle
"No Telephone," Seagull Screaming Kiss Her Kiss Her	Telephones exist.	Sheila Oh
"No Time," The Guess Who	Time exists.	Yvette Bristle
"No Time At All," Cast Of 'Pippin'	Time exists.	Yvette Bristle
"No Time For Time," Herb Alpert	This is an oxymoron. Time exists.	Yvette Bristle
"No Time to Die," Billie Eilish	Everybody has to die eventually.	JohnHowarth
"No Time To Lose," Tarney Spencer Band	Unfortunately there will be times that you lose.	Peter
"No Woman No Cry," Bob Marley	Women exist and they do cry often.	Reggie Pillbox
"No Work, All Play," Hilary Duff	Work exists; many things aren't play.	Yvette Bristle
"Noah Will Be Your Grave," The Acacia Strain	How can someone be your grave?	Grillzforlife
"Nobody But Me," Human Beinz	There are other people besides the singer.	Lance Crackers
"Nobody Else But Me," Morgana King	There are many other people besides this singer.	Yvette Bristle
"Nobody Knows Me," Madonna	Many people know her!	Yvette Bristle
"Nobody Knows You When You're Down And Out," Eric Clapton	Your own self knows you, at least.	Yvette Bristle
"Nobody Loves Anybody Anymore," Kris Kristofferson	Most people love other people.	Yvette Bristle
"Nobody Loves Me," Limp Bizkit	Your loyal fans love you, Fred Durst.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Nobody Walkin'," Tim Buckley	Most people do walk.	Yvette Bristle
"Nobody Wants To Be Alone," Crystal Gayle	Some people do.	Jake
"Nobody Wins," Elton John	Somebody has to win.	British Bullcrap
"Nobody's Child," The Traveling Wilburys	Every child is produced by two parents.	Yvette Bristle
"Nobody's Daughter," Hole	Every child is produced by two parents.	Yvette Bristle
"Nobody's Heart," Julie London	Every heart has an owner.	Yvette Bristle
"Noise For Your Eyes," Earthsuit	Though one with synesthesia might so perceive it.	Melissa Conway
"Noodle Dance," PB&J Otter (TV)	A noodle cannot really dance.	Weast Weasel
"Not Enough Time," INXS	Time is infinite; there is more than enough.	Rock Maninoff
"Nothing At All," Heart	There will always be something.	Peter
"Nothing Bad Ever Happens To Me," Oingo Boingo	Bad things happen to everyone every now and again	Elmy
"Nothing But Good," Hank Ballard And The Midnighters	Some things are not good.	Yvette Bristle
"Nothing But Tears," Marlena Shaw	There are many other things besides tears.	Yvette Bristle
"Nothing Can Stop Me," Gene Chandler	Well, except for maybe death.	Peter
"Nothing Comes Easy," Lynyrd Skynyrd	Some things do.	Yvette Bristle
"Nothing Else Matters," Metallica	A lot of other things do matter	Lina
"Nothing Ever Goes As Planned," Styx	Some things do go as planned	Lefty Lucy
"Nothing Ever Happened," Crash Vegas	Many things ever happened	JohnHowarth
"Nothing Ever Happens," Rachel Platten	Many things happen (including her singing!).	Heather Brockwell
"Nothing From Nothing," Billy Preston	You cannot take nothing from nothing.	Percy Fingertips
"Nothing Going On," Clawfinger	There are plenty of things going on in this world.	Yvette Bristle
"Nothing In My Heart," Marissa Nadler	Hearts have blood in them.	Yvette Bristle
"Nothing In This World," Engelbert Humperdinck	There are plenty of things in this world.	Yvette Bristle
"Nothing Is Impossible," The Planetshakers	Many things ARE impossible.	Heather Brockwell
"Nothing Is Red," Mew	LOTS of things are red.	Yvette Bristle
"Nothing Lasts," Karen Beth	Many things do.	Candy Welty
"Nothing Makes Any Sense," Mordor	Many things do make sense.	Yvette Bristle
"Nothing Means More," Shoes	"Nothing" and "more" have different meanings.	Yvette Bristle
"Nothing New," Taylor Swift	There's always something new.	JohnHowarth
"Nothing Out There For Me," Missy Elliott	Plenty of things are "out there"	Yvette Bristle
"Nothing Plus Nothing Ain't Nothing," Dewayne Orender & Robyn Young	Nothing plus nothing is still nothing.	Yvette Bristle
"Nothing Stays The Same," Elastica	Some things do remain the same.	Yvette Bristle
"Nothing To Gain," Biff Rose	There are plenty of things to gain.	Yvette Bristle
"Nothing Wrong," LeAnn Rimes	Many things are wrong in this world.	Yvette Bristle
"Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now," Starship	Many things can stop you.	Wanda Pierce
"Nothing's Impossible," Bobby Allen	If true, then why do we have this list?	Yvette Bristle
"Nothing's Real But Love," Rebecca Ferguson	Love isn't the only real thing.	Yvette Bristle
"Now I Can Fly," Kimberley Locke	She's a mammal, & among mammals only bats can fly.	Lou Quilson
"Now I Have Everything," Nancy Sinatra	Nobody can possibly attain everything.	Yvette Bristle
"Now I'm Everyone," Biffy Clyro	You can only be youraelf.	Yvette Bristle
"Now Is Forever," Eiffel 65	Now is now. Forever is forever.	Mads
"Nowhere Girl," B-Movie	She's gotta be around somewhere!	Mitch
"Nowhere Man," The Beatles	The Nowhere Man Has To Be Somewhere Is He Lost ?	Lee Mccoy
"Nowhere Road," Fastball	A Road has to go somewhere, otherwise it's useless	Rich
"Nowhere To Run," Martha And The Vandellas	There will always be somewhere to run.	Reggie Pillbox
"The Number Of The Beast," Iron Maiden	Beasts aren't given numbers.	Peter
"Number One Blind," Veruca Salt	There is no 'number one' blind	Chris Chendo
"Number Rock," Greg And Steve	'Rock' is not a number.	Stu L. Pigeon

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