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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

Entries Beginning with T

Song/Performer	Comments	Submittor
"T.V. Dinners," ZZ Top	One cannot eat a television for dinner.	Old Man Edgar Winter
"T.V. Eye," Wylde Ratttz	Do you feel like you're being watched?	turkoizdog
"A Table In The Sun," Marie Fredriksson	Inside the Sun, any table would get vaporized.	Heather Brockwell
"A Table In The Sun," Marie Fredriksson	I doubt that the table would survive	Kerry
"Take A Course In Happiness," Stevie Wonder	There's no such thing in any school I know of.	Yvette Bristle
"Take Me Home, Country Roads," John Denver	Roads just lie there. They can't take me anywhere	Doug Montgomery
"Take Me In Your Eyes," Roy Harper	Eyes can't take people.	Candy Welty
"Take My Breath Away," Berlin	You can't really do that unless you're a vacuum.	Larcen Tyler
"Take My Heart," Chris Isaak	You can't take anybody's heart	Rich
"Take These Chains From My Heart," Ray Charles	With chains on his heart, he wouldn't be singing.	Kristin Hadley's Boyfriend
"Take This Job And Shove It," Johnny Paycheck	A job cannot be pushed.	Polly Darton
"Take Your Love And Shove It," Kane's Cousins	Love can't be shoved.	Yvette Bristle
"Talk Dirty To Me," Poison	Talk cannot accumulate dirt, grime, or pollutants.	Wanda Ruppendown
"Talk Soup," Weird Al Yankovic	No such soup has ever been cooked.	Roger
"Talk To Me Lonesome Heart," James O'Gwynn	Hearts can't talk.	Yvette Bristle
"Talking Back To The Night," Steve Winwood	1-sided conversation; night has no mouth or ears	Peter
"Talking Guitar Blues," Lonnie Donegan	Musical instruments don't talk nor have emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"Talking To The Moon," Bruno Mars	How is the moon going to talk back?	NayNay
"Talking Trees," Indiana Beach	Trees can't talk.	Yvette Bristle
"Tambourine Dream," Lita Ford	Musical instruments don't dream.	Yvette Bristle
"Tangled Up In Blue," Bob Dylan	How does one get tangled up in a color?	Peter
"Tango Of The Drums," Les Baxter	Musical instruments can't dance.	Yvette Bristle
"Tap Your Troubles Away," Cole Porter	Your troubles won't go away just by tapping.	Tara Page
"Tapioca Tundra," The Monkees	The tundra isn't made of tapioca.	Yvette Bristle
"Tasty Love," Freddie Jackson	Love has no taste.	Heather Brockwell
"Tattle Tale Eyes," Sonny Sims	Eyes don't tattle.	Yvette Bristle
"Taxi Dancing," Rick Springfield & Randy Crawford	Taxis don't dance.	Yvette Bristle
"Teach Me To Smile," Alice Green & Edward Hamilton	People don't have to be taught how to smile.	Yvette Bristle
"Tear Drop City," The Monkees	There is no city with this name.	Yvette Bristle
"Tear The Roof Off The Sucker," Parliament	Do suckers have roofs? No way!	crazydon
"Teardrops In My Heart," Joe Barry	Hearts don't contain tears.	Yvette Bristle
"Teardrops On My Guitar," Taylor Swift	so THAT'S what gives them that wailing effect!	flipside
"Teardrops Will Kiss The Morning Dew," Alison Krauss	Teardrops have no lips,so they can't kiss anything	Karen Smith
"Tearin' Up My Heart," N'Sync	If your heart was torn up, you'd die.	Megan
"Tears Are Only Rain," Tex Williams	Tears aren't rain at all.	Yvette Bristle
"Tears Don't Fall," Bullet For My Valentine	Like all matter, they're not exempt from gravity.	Heather Brockwell
"Tears Don't Stop," Peter And Gordon	They do, sooner or later.	Yvette Bristle
"Tears Falling From My Tears," Dobie Gray	Tears don't produce more tears.	Yvette Bristle
"Tears From My Heart," Thurston Harris	Hearts don't produce tears. Eyes do.	Yvette Bristle
"Tears In Heaven," Eric Clapton	Skies only cry rain	Christy McDaniel
"Tears Of Fire," Keel	Tears are liquid, not flame.	Mr. Critic
"Tears Of Fire," Keel	Tears are liquid, not fire.	U. Guest It
"Tears Of The Earth," David Hallyday	The Earth doesn't produce tears.	Yvette Bristle
"The Teddy Bear's Picnic," Nitty Gritty Dirt Band	Toys don't initiate picnics.	Yvette Bristle
"Teenage Dream," Katy Perry	Dreams do not age.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Teenage Heaven," Eddie Cochran	There is no such thing	Susanna Viljanen
"Teenagers From Mars," The Kinks	When have any left Mars to be "from" there?	Karen Smith
"Teenagers From Mars," The Network	There's no life on Mars	Amanda
"Teensville," Chet Atkins	There is no place with this name.	Alyssa Jayne
"Teeth The Size Of Piano Keys," Chiodos	Picture it. Go ahead, do it.	Morgan
"Telegraph Your Love," Pointer Sisters	One cannot telegraph his or her love to another	Isac
"Telephone Man," Eazy Money	No man can be a telephone.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Tell It To My Heart," Taylor Dayne	I didn't know your heart had ears!	Larcen Tyler
"Tell It To The Rain," The Four Seasons	The rain can't be told anything.	Pam Tabor
"Tell It To The Sky," Tracy Bonham	Skies can't be told anything.	JohnHowarth
"Tell My Friends I'm Dead," New Found Glory	A dead person can't give commands.	Yvette Bristle
"Temples Of Joy," Patrick Moraz & Bill Bruford	Temples aren't made of joy.	Yvette Bristle
"Temporarily Forever Mine," Paul Thorn	Forever isn't temporary.	Yvette Bristle
"Temptation Eyes," The Grass Roots	Huh?	Rich
"Ten Thousand Lonely Drums," Modern Talking	Musical instruments don't have feelings.	Yvette Bristle
"Ten Ton Hammer," Machine Head	No hammer weighs that much.	Yvette Bristle
"Ten Tons Of Rock 'N' Roll," Stage Dolls	Music doesn't have physical weight.	Yvette Bristle
"Tender Is The Night ," Jackson Browne	A night cannot feel tender.	Lance Crackers
"Tennessee Bird Walk," Jack Blanchard & Misty Morgan	No bird walks a particular way for state it is in.	Carolyn Morgenstern
"Tenth Avenue Freeze Out," Bruce Springsteen	Paved roads can not change weather patterns.	Peter
"Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off," Joe Nichols	Tequila can't induce wardrobe malfunctions.	Eileen McKenzie
"Tequila Sunrise," Eagles	Alcohol and solar phenomena do not mix.	Susanna Viljanen
"Texas Was You," Jason Aldean	No addressable being turned into Texas	Heather Brockwell
"Thank You (Falettinme Be Mice Elf Agin)," Sly And The Family Stone	The title makes no sense the way it is spelled.	Petey
"That Girl Is A Cowboy," Garth Brooks	Not unless she had a sex-change operation!	Natalie Snortman
"That Girl Is A Cowboy," Garth Brooks	If it's a girl, then it's a cowGIRL!	Isac
"That Girl Is Rock 'N' Roll," Ian Hunter	People aren't music.	Yvette Bristle
"That Lucky Old Sun," Ray Charles	The sun is incapable of having luck.	Yvette Bristle
"That Old Black Magic," Ella Fitzgerald	Magic is not colored black nor old.	Odie Garfield
"That Woman Is Poison!," Rufus Thomas	Is he a cannibal or something?	Angelina Laide
"That Year There Was No Winter," Mary Travers	Every year has winter.	Yvette Bristle
"That's When The Music Takes Me," Neil Sedaka	Music cannot transport people at any time.	Lance Crackers
"Their Hearts Were Full Of Spring," The Serendipity Singers	Hearts don't contain spring (season or object).	Yvette Bristle
"Them Good Old Times Are Comin' Back Again," Buchanan Brothers	The past can't be brought back.	Yvette Bristle
"There Are No Words For Love," Matt Monro	What about the word 'love' itself?	Yvette Bristle
"There Is A Light That Never Goes Out," The Smiths	All lights go out sooner or later.	Yvette Bristle
"There Is No Arizona," Jamie O'Neal	Is so! (I've been there and seen it.)	Jessica Childress
"There Is No Arizona," Jamie O'Neal	There is TOO an Arizona!	Isac
"There Is Nothing Wrong," Liquid Date	Many things are wrong in this world.	Yvette Bristle
"There Isn't Anything," Leo Sayer	Things exist!	Yvette Bristle
"There Must Be An Angel (Playing With My Heart)," Eurythmics	Angels wouldn't play with actual hearts.	MOR
"There Will Never Be Another Day," The Pretty Things	Tomorrow will be another day.	Yvette Bristle
"There's A Dream In My Heart," Jaye P. Morgan	Hearts can't have dreams.	Yvette Bristle
"There's A Gold Mine In The Sky," Pat Boone	No there isn't, it would break laws of gravity.	Peter
"There's A Heartache Following Me," Jim Reeves	Heartaches can't follow people around.	Yvette Bristle
"There's A Kind Of Hush," Herman's Hermits	The only kind of hush is silence.	Christy McDaniel
"There's A Woman Behind Every Man," The Osborne Brothers	Many men have no women behind them.	Yvette Bristle
"There's Always Another Chance Left For Love," Jim Photoglo	Not always.	Yvette Bristle
"There's Frost On The Moon," Tommy Dorsey & His Orchestra	The Moon doesn't have frost.	Yvette Bristle
"There's No Living Without Your Loving," Peter And Gordon	Life goes on, even without a person's love.	Yvette Bristle
"There's No Tomorrow," Tony Martin	Perhaps not for 1950's crooner Martin's career.	Peter
"There's Nothing Wrong," Terry Reid	Plenty of things are wrong.	Yvette Bristle
"Things Don't Never Go My Way," Marlena Shaw	Sometimes they do, sometimes they don't.	Yvette Bristle
"Think With Your Heart," Debbie Gibson	Hearts are incapable of thinking.	Yvette Bristle
"Think With Your Heart," Marie Osmond	You can't think with your heart.	Lefty Lucy
"Think With Your Heart," Debbie Gibson	You think with your BRAIN; not with your heart!	Isac
"Thinking Out Loud," Ed Sheeran	You can't really think out loud.	Dongquan
"Third Eye," Tool	No one has three eyes	Chazm
"Thirsty Boots," The Kingston Trio	Footwear can't get thirsty.	Heather Brockwell
"Thirsty Boots," John Denver	Footwear are incapable of thirst.	Yvette Bristle
"The Thirty-First Of June," Petula Clark	June has only 30 days.	Yvette Bristle
"This Guitar Says Sorry," Billy Bragg	Musical instruments can't speak.	Yvette Bristle
"This Is A Question," Hope Of The States	The title is a statement, not a question.	Yvette Bristle
"This Is How I Disappear," My Chemical Romance	you can't actually disappear in any way	Stone Cold Crazio
"This Is My Night," Chaka Khan	No one can own the night.	Yvette Bristle
"This Is Not A Song," Islands	Then what's that they're singing?	Joanna Hawthorne
"This Is Nowhere," The Airborne Toxic Event	You're at some location, not nowhere.	Candy Welty
"This Is The Ice Age," Martha & The Muffins	The last one ended thousands of years ago.	Yvette Bristle
"This Side Of The Pain," Gloria Gaynor	Pain doesn't have sides.	Yvette Bristle
"This Song Has No Title," Elton John	Yes it does!	Yvette Bristle
"This Song Has No Title," Elton John	It's a contradiction.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"This Song Saved My Life," Simple Plan	A song can't literally save someone's life.	Wanda Pierce
"This Song Wrote Itself," Vern Gosdin	Self-explanatory.	Yvette Bristle
"This Taste Of Love," Claudja Barry	Love has no taste.	Alyssa Jayne
"This Town Is A Woman," Lori McKenna	People aren't towns.	JohnHowarth
"This World's An Apple," Big Bertha	The world is not a fruit.	Yvette Bristle
"Thorn In My Pride," The Black Crowes	Thorns cannot be in someone's pride.	Lynnetta Lore
"Thoughts That Bleed," Helix	Thoughts don't bleed.	Yvette Bristle
"A Thousand Miles From Nowhere," Dwight Yoakam	That would be somewhere I believe	PinmonkeyJunkie
"A Thousand Paper Cranes," Mono	Cranes aren't made of paper.	Yvette Bristle
"Three Day Eternity," Richie Havens	Eternity is much longer than three days.	Alyssa Jayne
"A Three Dollar Bill," Beverly Ann Gibson	She even sings "There ain't no such thing!"	Candy Welty
"Three Headed Mind Pollution," Infectious Grooves	speaks for itself.	i rock so much
"Three Hearts In A Tangle," Roy Drusky	Hearts aren't threadlike and don't tangle.	Heather Brockwell
"Three Is A Magic Number," Schoolhouse Rock	No number is magic.	Heather Brockwell
"Three Steps To Heaven," Eddie Cochran	Awfully steep and inconvenient stepladder	Susanna Viljanen
"Three Times A Lady," Commodores	Not unless she keeps having sex changes	Bob Sponaugle
"Through The Eyes Of Love," Melissa Manchester	Love is an emotion. It doesn't have eyes.	Saran Rapp
"Throw A Lasso Round My Heart," Larry Wayne	This is an impossible feat!	Yvette Bristle
"Thunder Horse," Dethklok	Horses are not made of thunder. That's obvious.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Thunder In My Heart Again," Meck and Leo Sayer	Heart's don't come with their own weather.	Peter
"Thunder Island," Jay Ferguson	There is no actual island with that name.	Obie Lame Kenobi
"Thunder Road," Bruce Springsteen	There is no road made out of thunder	Rich
"Thunder Thumbs And Lightnin' Licks," The Brothers Johnson	Thunder doesn't thumb; lightning doesn't lick.	Yvette Bristle
"Thunderball," Tom Jones	Thunder cannot be rolled into a ball.	Brit Boxx
"Thundering Hearts," John Mellencamp	Hearts cannot produce thunder.	Odie Garfield
"Thundersteel," Riot	No type of metal with this name exists.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Thunderstruck," AC/DC	Thunder doens't strike, lightning strikes.	JeReMy
"Ticket To Heaven," 3 Doors Down	You don't need a ticket to go to heaven	Isac
"Ticket To Heaven," 3 Doors Down	i want one.	i rock so much
"Ticket to Ride," The Beatles	How do you ride a ticket?	Bobby
"Tiger Woman," Claude King	No woman is (literally) a tiger.	Yvette Bristle
"Tijuana Moon," Tim Buckley	The Moon doesn't belong to any city.	Yvette Bristle
""Til A Tear Becomes A Rose," Lorrie Morgan	Not a possible transformation.	Tiffany Furlong
"Til I Am Myself Again," Blue Rodeo	Until then you are ...?	Peter
"Time (Clock Of The Heart)," Culture Club	Hearts don't have clocks or tell time.	Peter
"Time Ends," Merauder	No, it doesn't.	Yvette Bristle
"Time Forgot (To Change My Heart)," Daniel Romano	Time is incapable of forgetting.	Yvette Bristle
"Time Goes Backwards," Jim & Jean	Time always moves forward.	Yvette Bristle
"Time Heals Everything," Louis Prima	No, it does not.	Yvette Bristle
"Time In A Bottle," Jim Croce	You can't place time inside a bottle	Alan the Ottoman
"Time Is Running Out," Muse	Since when is time limited?	Lizzie
"Time Is The Teacher," Dexter Wansel	Time doesn't teach.	Yvette Bristle
"Time Is Watching Me," The Eye Of Time	Time can't see. Band name also Literally impossibl	Yvette Bristle
"Time Machine," Grand Funk Railroad	No machine can take you to the past or future.	Yvette Bristle
"Time Marches On," Tracy Lawrence	Time doesn't move in rank&file, nor on foot at all	Wanda Ruppendown
"Time Means Nothing At All," Lisa Mitchell	Time has meaning.	Yvette Bristle
"Time Reversal," Don Garnelli	Time always moves forward.	Yvette Bristle
"Time Stand Still," Rush	Won't ever happen.	Peter
"Time Stands Still," The All-American Rejects	Tell me when that happens...	Melissa
"Time Was Very Long Ago," Biff Rose	Time still exists today.	Yvette Bristle
"Time Won't Let Me," The Outsiders	Time cannot grant permission.	Old Man Edgar Winter
"Time Wont Let Me Go," The Bravery	Time couldn't prevent you from moving	Gino S.
"Timeless Love," Saraya	Love ends sooner or later.	Yvette Bristle
"Tin Can Beach," The Music Machine	Beaches aren't made of tin cans.	Yvette Bristle
"Tin Man," America		FussBudget
"Tin Town," Seals & Crofts	No town is made entirely of tin.	Yvette Bristle
"Tiny Avalanches," The Realistics	Avalanches aren't tiny.	Yvette Bristle
"Tired Socks," Johnny Hodges	Socks can't exhibit tiredness.	Yvette Bristle
"To Be Alone With You," Sufjan Stevens	If you're alone, you're not with another person.	Yvette Bristle
"To Forever," Rachael Starr	Forever is not a destination.	Alyssa Jayne
"To Hell And Back," Venom	Once you're in Hell, you can't come back	heavymetal
"To The Door Of The Sun," Al Martino	The sun has no door!	Heather Brockwell
"Tobacco Road ," The Nashville Teens	There is no street anywhere named Tobacco Road.	Opie M.
"Today I Died Again," Simple Minds	Can die only once and can't sing after dying	Steve Losewood
"Today Is The First Day," The Sounds Of Sunshine	There were many days before today.	Yvette Bristle
"Today Is Tomorrow," Jay Cee Lewis	Today is today, and tomorrow is tomorrow.	Yvette Bristle
"Today Was A Fairytale," Taylor Swift	No. Today is real.	Yvette Bristle
"Together Forever," Rick Astley	Unless they're Siamese twins, no.	Percy Fingertips
"Together In Electric Dreams," Giorgio Moroder with Philip Oakey	Dreams are not plugged-in or battery operated.	Peter
"Together Till The End Of Time," Brenda Holloway	Time doesn't end.	Yvette Bristle
"Tomorrow Comes Today," Gorillaz	Tomorrow at any time is the day after today.	Lydia Helton
"Tomorrow In Her Eyes," Ron Sexsmith	Eyes don't have days in them.	Yvette Bristle
"Tomorrow Is A Long Time," The Brothers Four	No, it isn't. Just 24 hours.	Yvette Bristle
"Tomorrow Is Just Like Yesterday," Don Ray	Tomorrow isn't here yet, so how could you know?	Yvette Bristle
"Tomorrow Is Today," Billy Joel	Tomorrow is in the future, not today.	Yvette Bristle
"Tomorrow Never Comes," B.J. Thomas	Today ends and tomorrow comes.	Yvette Bristle
"Tomorrow Never Knows," Beatles	when did days become sentient beings?	sloatead
"Tomorrow's Gone Tonight," Tommy Keene	Tomorrow isn't even here yet.	Yvette Bristle
"Tonight My Heart Will Be Crying," Eddie Fisher	Hearts are incapable of crying.	Yvette Bristle
"Tonight The Sky's About To Cry," Mother Earth	The sky doesn't cry.	Yvette Bristle
"Tonight Will Last Forever," Janis Ian	Tonight will be over when morning comes.	Yvette Bristle
"Too Late For Love," Def Leppard	It's never too late for love.	Opie M.
"Too Many Mornings," Lani Hall	How can there be too many of them?	Yvette Bristle
"Too Many Trips To Nowhere," The New Seekers	Trips lead to destinations, not nowhere.	Yvette Bristle
"Too Much Heaven," The Bee Gees	You can't get too much of a place.	Opie M.
"Too Much Love To Hide," Crosby, Stills & Nash	You can't literally hide an emotion.	Peter
"Too Much Love Will Kill You," Queen	Huh?That's all I can say.	Natasha
"Too Much Love Will Kill You," Brian May	Love is an emotion,not a disease.	Natasha
"Too Much, Too Little Too Late," Johnny Mathis And Deniece Williams	You cannot have too much and too little.	Reggie Pillbox
"Too Young For The Blues," Joanie Sommers	No one is too young for the blues.	Yvette Bristle
"The Top Of The Morning," Mike Oldfield	Morning doesn't have a top.	Yvette Bristle
"Top Of The World," The Carpenters	How does one get on top of a whole planet?	Peter
"Torn Between Two Lovers," Mary MacGregor	If literally torn, she wouldn't be singing.	Heather Brockwell
"Tornado of Souls," Megadeth	No tornado is made from souls.	Fifi McFeef
"Total Eclipse Of The Heart," Bonnie Tyler	What?!	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Total Eclipse of the Heart," Bonnie Tyler	How does someone's heart block the sun?	Glenn
"Touch the Sky," Kanye West	You can't touch the sky, and it's not solid either	Dongquan
"Touch the Sky," Kanye West	The sky is just air so technically you can't.	Ricky
"Touched By An Angel," Celine Dion	Impossible unless Michael Jackson is now an angel.	Silver Power
"Tower of Song," Leonard Cohen	Love isn't a structure nor a fortification	Susanna Viljanen
"A Town Called Hypocrisy," Lostprophets	There is no such town.	Tommy
"Town Called Malice," The Jam	Never seen that town on a map.	Peter
"Toy Soldiers," Martika	Soldiers are not toys.	Jose Canu Sea
"Toy Town," Ian Crichton Band	No town is made of toys.	Yvette Bristle
"The Tracks of My Tears," Smokey Robinson & The Miracles	Tears don't leave tracks	Caroline
"The Trail Of The Lonesome Pine," Avalon Boys	Trees can't experience lonesomeness.	Heather Brockwell
"Train From Nowhere," Nektar	It had to come from somewhere.	Yvette Bristle
"Train of Love," Paul Anka	Vehicles are not instruments of emotions	Susanna Viljanen
"Train To Nowhere," The Champs	Trains go to destinations, not nowhere.	Yvette Bristle
"Transdermal Celebration," Ween	A celebration cannot be "transdermal".	Jack
"Trapped By A Thing Called Love," Denise Lasalle	I don't an emotion can actually trap you.	Peter
"Travel By Telephone," Rival Schools	A telephone is not a means of travel.	Yvette Bristle
"Trippin' On A Hole In A Paper Heart," Stone Temple Pilots	I hate it when that happens	Matt
"Trouble Is A Lonesome Town," Lee Hazlewood	There is no town named Trouble.	Yvette Bristle
"Truth Hurts," Lizzo	Truth doesn't hurt physically	Kerry
"Truth In Lies," Frozen Ghost	Lies are falsehoods, not truths.	Yvette Bristle
"The Truth Lies," Dana Glover	Truth itself doesn't speak, either lies or truth.	Heather Brockwell
"Try Everything," Shakira	Nobody can try every single thing in the world	Future Backer
"Try Not To Breathe," R.E.M.	Then I'll die; so I'll ignore your instructions.	Peter
"Tryin' To Throw Your Arms Around The World," U2	No one has arms that big, not even Bono!	George Straitjacket
"Tu Serás Mi Navidad (You will be my Christmas)," Isabel Pantoja	Nobody can turn into a holiday!	Consuela Sanchez
"Tubthumping," Chumbawamba	There is no such word.	Weamon
"Tupperware Queen," The Beautiful South	Tupperware is not a monarchy.	Natasha Bly
"Turn Back The Dawn," Joe Valino	The dawn can't be controlled.	Yvette Bristle
"Turn Back The Tide," Eastbound Expressway	Tides can't be controlled.	Yvette Bristle
"Turn Back Time," Aqua	Do they expect to do this with their bare hands?	Devil Jones
"Turn Down The Starlight," Mavis Kruse	Starlight can't be controlled.	Yvette Bristle
"Turn Loose The Mermaids," Nightwish	Mermaids are fictitious creatures.	Heather Brockwell
"The Turn Of A Friendly Card," The Alan Parsons Project	Cards can't exhibit friendliness.	Yvette Bristle
"Turn On A Dream," The Box Tops	You can't turn on a dream, it's not a light	A.J.
"Turn On The Action," Dokken	How exactly would you do this?	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Turn On The Moonlight," Ray Smith	Moonlight can't be controlled.	Yvette Bristle
"Turn On The Sun," Nia Hughes	The sun can't be controlled.	Yvette Bristle
"Turn That Heartbeat Over Again," Steely Dan	Heartbeats can't be turned over.	Candy Welty
"Turn The Beat Around," Vicki Sue Robinson	Musical beats can't be physically controlled	Kerry
"Turn The Beat Around," Vicki Sue Robinson	And just how does one do THAT?	Isac
"Turn the Sun Down," Splendora	That's not possible for someone to do.	Brionna Secret
"Turn The World Around," Eddy Arnold	This can't be done on command.	Candy Welty
"Turn The World Around The Other Way," Eddy Arnold		Heather Brockwell
"Turn You Inside Out," R.E.M.	ewwwww!!!	Sean
"Turning Japanese," The Vapors	You can only be born Japanese, you can't become it	Ned Riley
"Turning Japanese," Vapors	Either ya is or ya isn't, pal!	Offender
"The Twelfth Of Never," Johnny Mathis	No Such Date	Jessica Childress
"Twenty-Five Hours A Day," Dobie Gray	A day has only 24 hours.	Yvette Bristle
"Twistin' The Night Away," Sam Cooke	Night is not something that can be twisted.	Karen Smith
"Two Divided By Love," The Grass Roots	Two can only be divided by another number	Raphael
"Two Divided By Zero," Pet Shop Boys	Division cannot be done by zero.	Heather Brockwell
"Two Faces Have I," Lou Christie	No one since Janus had two faces	Naomi Swanson
"Two Hearts," Phil Collins	You're usually born with one.	Paul Warren
"Two Is One," Andromeda	Self-explanatory.	weird kid106
"Two Places At The Same Time," Raydio	One can't be in two places at one time.	Reggie Pillbox
"Two Rooms At The End Of The World," Elton John	Where is this 'end' of the world?	Peter
"Two Suns," Kingdom of Giants	There is only one sun.	JohnHowarth
"Two Worlds Collide," Inspiral Carpets	That's not actually possible.	Clementine

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