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1960s
The Four Seasons', "Working My Way Back To You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been walking my way back to you, babe.
Original Lyrics:
I've been working my way back to you, babe.
 
1970s
Cat Stevens', "Morning Has Broken"
Misheard Lyrics:
Morning has spoken
Original Lyrics:
Morning has broken
Cat Stevens', "Wild World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mick Jagger
Original Lyrics:
Like a child, girl
Earth, Wind & Fire's, "Boogie Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dance Boogie, what a land!
Original Lyrics:
Dance! Boogie Wonderland!
Elton John's, "Daniel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Damn it, my brother
Original Lyrics:
Daniel, my brother
Jimmy Buffett's, "Margaritaville"
Misheard Lyrics:
Twisting away again in my burrito man
Original Lyrics:
Wasting away again in Margaritaville
Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you like raping them at midnight
Original Lyrics:
If you like making love at midnight
Seals & Crofts', "Summer Breeze"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheddar cheese makes me feel fine
Original Lyrics:
Summer breeze makes me feel fine
The Marmalade's, "Reflections of My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
The world is a Bat Plane, a Bat Plane, a terrible place to live
Original Lyrics:
The world is a bad place, a bad place, a terrible place to live
 
1980s
ABBA's, "Happy New Year "
Misheard Lyrics:
Happy nude year, happy nude year
Original Lyrics:
Happy new year, happy new year
Billy Squier's, "The Stroke"
Misheard Lyrics:
Strong ass Stuntman
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me.
Bucks Fizz's, "Land of Make Believe"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're an apple once again
Original Lyrics:
You're an outlaw once again
Jeffrey Osborne's, "On the Wings of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Operation love
Original Lyrics:
On the wings of love
Jeffrey Osborne's, "Stay with Me Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, please be polite
Original Lyrics:
Baby, stay with me tonight
Jeffrey Osborne's, "You Should Be Mine (The Woo Woo Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got a football in love
Original Lyrics:
You got to fortify my love
John Lennon's, "(Just Like) Starting Over"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sold me…
Original Lyrics:
Somewhere…
Judas Priest's, "You've Got Another Thing Coming"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a nice c*ck comin’ down on the ranch.
Original Lyrics:
I got an ace card comin' down on the rocks.
Kim Carnes', "Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her head was hollowed gold.
Original Lyrics:
Her hair is Harlow gold.
Men Without Hats', "The Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Riverdance
Original Lyrics:
We can dance
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stephen King is not my lover.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
Musical Youth's, "Pass the Dutchie"
Misheard Lyrics:
How does it feel when you hop and poo?
Original Lyrics:
How does it feel when you got no food?
Nena's, "99 Luftballons"
Misheard Lyrics:
99 such new balloons
Original Lyrics:
99 luftballons
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the western town of Damrosch, eastern boys and western girls.
Original Lyrics:
A West End town, in a dead end world
The East End boys and West End girls.
Peter Gabriel's, "Games Without Frontiers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whistling tunes we p*** on the girls in the jungle
Original Lyrics:
Kissing baboons in the jungle
Survivor's, "The Search Is Over"
Misheard Lyrics:
The surgeon sofa
Original Lyrics:
The search is over
U2's, "Out of Control"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had the feelin' it was out of control
Original Lyrics:
How was the feelin'? It was out of control
USA for Africa's, "We are the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rihanna world
Original Lyrics:
We are the world
When in Rome's, "The Promise"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you need a fan
Original Lyrics:
If you need a friend
 
1990s
Ace of Base's, "Beautiful Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just wanna be here inside you
Original Lyrics:
I just wanna be here beside you
Ace of Base's, "Cruel Summer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Street voices are saying
Original Lyrics:
Strange voices are saying
Ace of Base's, "The Sign"
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw my son
Original Lyrics:
I saw the sign
Aerosmith's, "I Don't Want to Miss a Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why do you smile while you are sleeping?
Original Lyrics:
Watch you smile while you are sleeping
Dishwalla's, "Counting Blue Cars"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like chauffeurs often do
Original Lyrics:
Like children often do
Elton John's, "Believe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Unbelievable love
Original Lyrics:
I believe in love
Hanson's, "MMMbop"
Misheard Lyrics:
In an MMMBop, nothing.
And saranghae.
Original Lyrics:
In an MMMBop, not there
Until you lose your hair.
Lenny Kravitz's, "Are You Gonna Go My Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you gonna go to Miami?
Original Lyrics:
Are you gonna go my way?
Marcy Playground's, "Sex and Candy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama, New Jersey is a dream
Original Lyrics:
Mama, this surely is a dream
Space's, "Avenging Angels"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carving all avenging angels
Angels, Kit Kat angels
Original Lyrics:
Calling all avenging angels
Angels, kick-a** angels
Spin Doctors', "Two Princes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gracious, do I know you?
Original Lyrics:
Princes who adore you
Stavesacre's, "Loader"
Misheard Lyrics:
What if this party moved down the hole?
Original Lyrics:
What if this body moved as a whole?
 
2000s
Alien Ant Farm's, "Wish"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make a wish, make a some kind of swish, you little pompous lie
Original Lyrics:
Make a wish, make a succotash wish. You live the pompous life
Girls Aloud's, "The Promise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hummus I made
Original Lyrics:
Promise I made
Scissor Sisters', "Take Your Mama"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're different, they make you good
Original Lyrics:
If you tip 'em and they make a cut
Train's, "Meet Virginia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Play Jenga
Original Lyrics:
Meet Virginia
 
2010s
Bring Me the Horizon's, "Shadow Moses "
Misheard Lyrics:
This is Sandpit Turtle!
Original Lyrics:
This is Sempiternal!
Commercial's, "Haribo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Adios, Haribo!
Original Lyrics:
The happy world of Haribo
Ke$ha's, "Tik Tok"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pit stop
Original Lyrics:
Tik tok
Kendrick Lamar's, "LOVE."
Misheard Lyrics:
If I made up my mind at work, would you still love me?
Original Lyrics:
If I minimized my net worth, would you still love me?
 
misc
Jonas Brothers', "What a Man Gotta Do"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tie me up for that full-time
Original Lyrics:
Sign me up for that full-time
 
xmas
Band Aid's, "Do They Know It's Christmas?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feed them worms
Original Lyrics:
Feed the world

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