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Entries Beginning with J

New Song Name	Original Name	Original Band Name	Submitted by:
Jack In The Phlox	Jack In The Box	Clodagh Rodgers	Allison O'Silla
Jack Of Swords	Queen Of Swords	Idina Menzel	Lydia Idyl
Jack Sprat	Black Cat	Janet Jackson	soul ii
Jack the Fork	Mack the Knife	Frank Sinatra	I am the seven
Jack Tripper	Day Tripper	The Beatles	beegles
Jack Wool	Charlie Cotton	Osborne Brothers	Dawn Anwad
Jackal	Dingo	John Williamson	Sir Ron Norris
Jackass	Judas	Lady GaGa	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Jacket	Magnet	Lindsay Lohan	Andrew Darwitan
Jackie Lou	Jackie Blue	Ozark Mountain Daredevils	Nicole Velocin
Jackson #5	Mambo #5	Lou Bega	soul
Jail to the Thief	Hail to the Chief	Traditional	reo
Jailhouse Cell Block	Jailhouse Rock	Elvis Presley	gigi
Jailhouse Romp	Jailhouse Rock	Elvis Presley	The Rev. A. Palgut
Jam (Tune It Up)	Jam (Turn It Up)	Kim Kardashian	Adlai Alda
Jamaic-er	D'yer Maker	Led Zeppelin	Leah lockhart
James Hetfield's On His Period	Bleeding Me	Metallica	Chazm
Jamhead	Jellyhead	Crush	Bruce Curb
Jane Silk	Charlie Cotton	Osborne Brothers	Dawn Anwad
Janie's Got PMS	Janie's Got A Gun	Aerosmith	rock
Janie's Having Fun	Janie's Got A Gun	Aerosmith	Star Child
Japanese Genius	American Idiot	Green Day	nick
Jaundice	Judas	Lady Gaga	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Jay-Lo	Halo	Beyonce	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Jealous	Judas	Lady Gaga	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Jealous Life	Life	Fate	Fate
Jealousy Smile	Chelsea Smile	Bring Me The Horizon	D. Melody Dole, MD
Jean Angst	Teen Angst	Cracker	Nell Allen
Jean's Brawn	Jeans On	David Dundas	D. Melody Dole, MD
Jean's Fawn	Jeans On	David Dundas	D. Melody Dole, MD
Jean's Lawn	Jeans On	David Dundas	D. Melody Dole, MD
Jean's Pawn	Jeans On	David Dundas	D. Melody Dole, MD
Jean's Prawn	Jeans On	David Dundas	D. Melody Dole, MD
Jean's Yawn	Jeans On	David Dundas	D. Melody Dole, MD
Jeanie In A Bottle	Genie In A Bottle	Christina Aguilera	Waldo D. Law
Jeans Off	Jeans On	David Dundas	Sarah
Jeep Vodka	Cheap Vodka	Acid Bath	D. Melody Dole, MD
Jeep With 60 Beats Per Minute	Heart With 4 Wheel Drive	Road Hammers	D. Melody Dole, MD
Jeer Me Now	Hear Me Now	Bad Wolves	Marlene L. Ram
Jeerleader	Cheerleader	St. Vincent	Richard Wetfuss
Jeers Of The Earth	Tears Of The Earth	David Hallyday	Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit
Jell-o	Yellow	Cold play	Shannon
Jello	Hello	Elton John ft. Lady GaGa	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Jello River	Yellow River	Christie	D. Melody Dole, MD
Jelly Girl	Butter Boy	Fanny	Brionna Secret
The Jelly Was Moving	The Jam Was Moving	Deborah Harry	Tess O. Gosset
Jenkins Barn	Genghis Khan	Iron Maiden	Ollie
Jenna Bush Air Force	Jenna Bush Army	Army Of Lovers	Tarzan
Jenna Bush Army Reserve	Jenna Bush Army	Nerf Herder	Tarzan
Jenna Bush Coast Guard	Jenna Bush Army	Nerf Herder	Tarzan
Jenna Bush Marine Corps	Jenna Bush Army	Nerf Herder	Tarzan
Jenna Bush Navy	Jenna Bush Army	Army Of Lovers	Tarzan
Jennifer	Lucifer	Shinee	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Jennifer Aniston	Jennifer Eccles	The Hollies	pop
Jenny Been Around the Block	Jenny From the Block	J. Lo	T
Jenny From The Blog	Jenny From The Block	Jennifer Lopez	Ron N. O'Connor
Jenny from the Rock	Jenny from the Block	Jennifer Lopez	Poodley
Jenny from the trailer park	Jenny from the block	Jennifer Lopez	ash
Jenny Owns The Block	Jenny From The Block	Jennifer Lopez	Amalie
jenny smokin' pot	jenny from the block	j lo	bec
Jenny Was A Race Car Driver	Jerry Was A Race Car Driver	Primus	Tess O. Gosset
Jeremy's Tokin'	Jeremy	Pearl Jam	Shortie
Jergen's Lotion	The Loco-Motion	Kylie Minogue	Mike Hack
Jerk	Dirk	Ex Vivian	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Jerk Go Home	Work from Home	Fifth Harmony	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Jerk It Off	Jerk It Out	The Caesars	iPod
Jerk it Off	Work it Out	Beyonce	Mcism
jerk of love	genius of love	tom tom club	seanzysgirl
Jerri was a Bad Survivor	Jerry was a Racecar Driver	Primus	DarkJon64
Jerry Curl	Jessy's Girl	Rick Springfield	Mitch
Jerry Springer	One Week	Barenaked Ladies	T
Jersey Girl	Jessie's Girl	Rick Springfield	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Jesus Built My Condo	Jesus Built My Hot Rod	Ministry featuring Gibby Haynes	newrock
Jesus Christ, Did You Build This Hotrod?	Jesus Built My Hotrod	Ministry	Chazm
Jesus Of God And Burbia	Jesus Of Suburbia	Green Day	yoyo
Jet Stream	Sweet Dreams	Beyonce	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Jew	Blue	Eiffel 65	Aaerni
Jewel Of Bad Luck	Pool Of Bad Luck	Joe Simon	D. Melody Dole, MD
Jews	News	Nine Muses	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Jig	Dig	Mudvayne	DJ Kaito
Jim Jones	Love Jones	Brighter Side of Darkness	Paul Warren
Jingle	Shiver	Natalie Imbruglia	Andrew Darwitan
Jingling Balls	Jingle Bells	Traditional	Plankton
Jism	Schism	Tool	Kaylie L
Jittery Shirts	Worryin' Shoes	Quicksilver Messenger Service	Regina Haniger
Jive So Hot	Vibe So Hot	Priscilla Ahn	Allison O'Silla
Jive Talker	Sledgehammer	Fifth Harmony	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Joan Crawdad	Joan Crawford	Blue Oyster Cult	Tess O. Gosset
Joan Crawfish	Joan Crawford	Blue Oyster Cult	Tess O. Gosset
Joanie Has Big Buns	Janie's Got A Gun	Aerosmith	mackstar
Jog It	Run It	Chris Brown	Holden-Bridgette Best friends For Life
Jogging	Running	No Doubt	madame me
John Is A Filler	Dick Is A Killer	RX & GW	electronic
John Kerry	American Idiot	Green Day	dunno
Johnny Anger	Johnny Angel	Shelley Fabares	oldtimes
Johnny Cochran	Perry Mason	Ozzy Osbourne	hardrock
Johnny's Girl	Bobby's Girl	Marcie Blane	the
Join Vilel	Join Me	HIM	someone_from_norway_not_finland
Joke Us	Focus	Ariana Grande	Blake DeKalb
Joker And The Pimp	Joker And The Thief	Wolfmother	amanda
Joker Face	Poker Face	Lady GaGa	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Jokers Piled	The Joker's Wild	Insane Clown Posse	Regina Haniger
Jolene	Joe, Lean	Dolly Parton	Sutch
The Jolly And The Jivy	The Holly And The Ivy	Traditional	Toni Minot
Jolly Waxwork	Sad Statue	All That Remains	Nicole Velocin
Jose	Josie	Steely Dan	MOR
Journey Down My Loo	Something Kinda Ooh	Girls Aloud	nevergonnaknow
Jowl Bizarre	How Bizarre	OMC	Ned MacCamden
Joy In Recitation	Joy In Repetition	Prince	D. Melody Dole, MD
Joy In Replication	Joy In Repetition	Prince	D. Melody Dole, MD
Joy In Reputation	Joy In Repetition	Prince	D. Melody Dole, MD
Joyce Country Cello Band	Joyce Country Ceili Band	Saw Doctors	Regina Haniger
Joyce Country Kaylee Band	Joyce Country Ceili Band	Saw Doctors	Regina Haniger
Joyce Country Kelly Band	Joyce Country Ceili Band	Saw Doctors	Regina Haniger
Joyce Country Kestrel Band	Joyce Country Ceili Band	Saw Doctors	Regina Haniger
Juan	Stan	Eminem	Ravishing Rick Rude
Jude	Mood	24k Goldn	Flora Rolf
Judy	Juicy	Better Than Ezra	Trevor Overt
Juice Box Hero	Juke Box Hero	Foreigner	princejellyfish
Juicy	Lucy	Skillet	Rhoda Dohr
Jukebox	Juicebox	The Strokes	Margo Gram
The Jukebox Played A Long Song	The Jukebox Played Along	Gene Watson	Renee Keener
The Jukebox Played A Song	The Jukebox Played Along	Gene Watson	Renee Keener
Julie	Juicy	Better Than Ezra	Trevor Overt
Julius (Caesar)	Judas	Lady GaGa	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Jumbo	Bimbo	Lambretta	Toni Minot
Jump, Jive, And Fart	Jump, Jive, And Wail	Louis Prima and Keely Smith	Sarah
Jungle Fervor	Jungle Fever	Chakachas	Lori Tirol
Jungle Fish	Rumble Fish	Sevendust	Regina Haniger
Jungles Of Juniper	Jungles Of Jupiter	Toyah	D. Melody Dole, MD
Junk	Jump	Madonna	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Junk Food	Fuck You	Cee Lo Green	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Junk Pop	ARTPOP	Lady Gaga	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Junkyard Boogie	Jungle Boogie	Kool & The Gang	boogie
Jurassic	Fantastic	Big Bang	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Just a Girl	Jessie's Girl	Rick Springfield	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Just a Girl, Not Yet a Diva	Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman	Britney Spears	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
just a kin	just a friend	Mario	Jeanitra Finley
Just A Pain In The @$$	Just A Friend	Mario	confessions of an anonymus sick chick
just a rash	just a friend	mario	bridget
Just A Writhe	Just A Ride	Jem	Adlai Alda
Just Afraid	Just Obey	Lisa Whelchel	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Just an Ounce	All at Once	Whitney Houston	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Just Another Scam	You're Still My Man	Whitney Houston	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Just Be Good To Gene	Just Be Good To Green	Professor Green	Allison O'Silla
Just can't get it up	Just can't get enough	Depeche Mode	Mrs_Gahan
Just Cause	Just Less	Edna's Goldfish	Brian Kelly
Just Deals Right	Just Feels Right	Jon Wolfe	Evil Olive
Just Dislike Anyone	Just Like Anyone	Soul Asylum	Margo Gram
Just Don't Remember It	Forget It	Breaking Benjamin	Jared
Just Feels Bite	Just Feels Right	Jon Wolfe	Evil Olive
Just Feels Kite	Just Feels Right	Jon Wolfe	Evil Olive
Just Feels Mite	Just Feels Right	Jon Wolfe	Evil Olive
Just Feels Rite	Just Feels Right	Jon Wolfe	Evil Olive
Just Feels Site	Just Feels Right	Jon Wolfe	Evil Olive
Just Find It	Just Lose It	Eminem	Michelle
Just For Now	All My Life	Foo Fighters	ficticious
Just Got Laid	Just Got Paid	'N Sync	soccerstriker23
Just Got My Pubics	Don't Stop the Music	Rihanna	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Just Heals Right	Just Feels Right	Jon Wolfe	Evil Olive
Just In	Joanne	Lady Gaga	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Just Kickin' you	Just Kickin' It	Xscape	Danielle
Just Leave	Believe	Cher	opinion
Just Let It B	Give It 2 Me	Madonna	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Just Like A Brayer	Just Like A Briar	The Amps	Regina Haniger
Just Like A Brewer	Just Like A Briar	The Amps	Regina Haniger
Just Like A Buyer	Just Like A Briar	The Amps	Regina Haniger
Just Like Hell	Just Like Heaven	The Cure	Kaylie L
Just Like Pair O' Dice	Just Like Paradise	David Lee Roth	D. Melody Dole, MD
Just Lit a Fart	Open Your Heart	Madonna	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Just Pants	Just Dance	Lady GaGa	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Just Peals Right	Just Feels Right	Jon Wolfe	Evil Olive
Just Peed (In My Pants)	Starseed	Our Lady Peace	Snipe
Just Poop It	Just Lose It	Eminem	Hot Angel
Just Prance	Just Dance	Lady GaGa	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Just Remember I Hate You	Just Remember I Love You	Firefall	Deedee
Just Seals Right	Just Feels Right	Jon Wolfe	Evil Olive
Just The Curl	Just The Girl	Click Five	Nell Allen
Just the Homely Talking Again	Just the Lonely Talking Again	Whitney Houston	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Just The Pearl	Just The Girl	Click 5	D. Melody Dole, MD
Just The Squirrel	Just The Girl	Click 5	D. Melody Dole, MD
Just Walk Straight	Just Push Play	Aerosmith	bad_girl
Justice Just for Girls	And Justice for All	Metallica	americangirlfan8998
Justice Melody	Justice Medley	Metallica	D. Melody Dole, MD
Justin Other	Just Another	Pete Yorn	Trevor Overt

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