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Entries Beginning with P

New Song Name		Original Name		Original Band Name		Submitted by:
The P**** That Messed With Me		The Pick of Destiny		Tenacious D		jgunner
P***ing In The Pool		Singing In The Rain		Gene Kelly		christmas baby
P.C.P.		T.N.T.		AC/DC		bobjoe
P.I.M.P.L.E.		P.I.M.P.		50 Cent		rappa
P.M.S		T.N.T		AC/DC		Mat PD
P.U. Massacre		Pure Massacre		Silverchair		Aussie
P.U.M.A.		A.D.I.D.A.S.		Korn		ficticious
P.U.M.P.		P.I.M.P.		50 Cent		rappa
Pac Man		Tax Man		The Beatles		Wirawan Winarto
Pac-Man Beaver		Pac-Man Fever		Buckner & Garcia		D. Melody Dole, MD
Pac-Man Cleaver		Pac-Man Fever		Buckner & Garcia		D. Melody Dole, MD
Pac-Man Heaver		Pac-Man Fever		Buckner & Garcia		D. Melody Dole, MD
Pac-Man Weaver		Pac-Man Fever		Buckner & Garcia		D. Melody Dole, MD
Pacifier		Boyfriend		Ashlee Simpson		Franz Chong
Paid My Juice		Paid My Dues		Anastacia		blah
Pain		Rain		Madonna		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Pain Ticket		Skin Ticket		Slipknot		rancell
Paint		Faint		Linkin Park		Lola
Paint It African-American		Paint It Black		The Rolling Stones		ideal
Paint Me a Burning Ham		Paint Me a Birmingham		Tracy Lawrence		Chris
Paint No Grave		Ain't No Grave		Hillary Scott		Sir Ron Norris
Paint The Science		Paint The Silence		South		Regina Haniger
Paint the Town Green		Paint the Town Blue		Jim Photoglo		Lainie
Paint The Town Loo		Paint The Town Blue		Jim Photoglo		Marlene L. Ram
Paint The Town Skew		Paint The Town Blue		Jim Photoglo		Marlene L. Ram
Paint The Town Zoo		Paint The Town Blue		Jim Photoglo		Marlene L. Ram
Painter Boy		Sk8er Boi		Avril Lavigne		Gregman
Pair O' Chutes		Parachutes		Coldplay		Blake DeKalb
Paisley Shirts		Paisley Park		Prince & the Revolution		soul ii
Palace Aides Park		Palisades Park		Freddie Cannon		Ned MacCamden
The Pallor Of The Night		The Color Of The Night		Lauren Christie		Sir Ron Norris
Pals From Our Home		Miles From Our Home		Cowboy Junkies		Regina Haniger
Pam The Yam		Bud The Spud		Stompin' Tom Connors		Blake DeKalb
Pamper		Amber		311		shorty
Pan In The Pancakes		Sand In The Sandwiches		The Twilights		D. Melody Dole, MD
Panasea		Panda		Desiigner		Waldo D. Law
A Pancreas Like Her		A Heart Like You		Connie Smith		Regina Haniger
Pancreas Of A Dragon		Heart Of A Dragon		Dragonforce		Emily Lime
Panda Battalion		Panzer Battalion		Sabaton		Sir Ron Norris
Pandemonium		Panda		Desiigner		Waldo D. Law
Pandora's Botox		Pandora's Box		Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark		Nicole Velocin
The Pane Goes On Forever		The Pain Goes On Forever		John Rowles		Nell Allen
Panera		Pandora		Kara		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Panickin' Socks		Worryin' Shoes		Quicksilver Messenger Service		Regina Haniger
Panther		Panda		Desiigner		Waldo D. Law
Panther Battalion		Panzer Battalion		Sabaton		Sir Ron Norris
Pants Master		Dance Master		Willie Henderson		Tess O. Gosset
Papa Banjo		Mama Guitar		Don Cornell		Regina Haniger
Papa Don't Screach		Papa Don't Preach		Madonna		Reina Haniger
Papa Was A Radio		Papa Was A Rodeo		The Magnetic Fields		Regina Haniger
Papa's Spell		Poppy's Spell		Darlin' Buds		Lydia Idyl
Papal Airplanes		Paper Airplanes		AFI		Evil Olive
Paper Boy		Sk8ter Boy		Avril Lavigne		firerick
Paper Lungs		Wooden Heart		Joe Dowell		Regina Haniger
Paper Machete		Paper Mache		Dionne Warwick		Bruce Curb
Paper Machine		Paper Mache		Dionne Warwick		Bruce Curb
Paper March		Paper Mache		Dionne Warwick		Bruce Curb
Paper View		Pay Per View		Orbital		Lori Tirol
Paper You		Shape of You		Ed Sheeran		Chris Chendo
Paperboy		Sk8er boi		Avril Lavigne		The Nerd
papercup		papecut		Linkin Park		kim
Papier Mache Roses		Paper Roses		Marie Osmond		D. Melody Dole, MD
Papillon		Dog And Butterfly		Heart		D. Melody Dole, MD
Parade		Afraid		Leah Jung		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Parasite City		Paradise City		Guns 'n' Roses		rocker
Pardon Of Dreams		Garden Of Dreams		Stephanie Kirkham		D. Melody Dole, MD
Parents Of Darkness		Children Of Light		Biff Rose		D. Melody Dole, MD
Paris Hilton		Rich Girl		Gwen Stefani		pop
Parity Tonight		Variety Tonight		REO Speedwagon		Rocky
Parliament Of Growls		Parliament Of Owls		Agnes Obel		Margo Gram
Parliament Of Towels		Parliament Of Owls		Agnes Obel		Margo Gram
Parlor Bear		Polar Bear		Kyle Andrews		Ned MacCamden
Parody		Take On Me		A-Ha		Junior
Parody Ball		Charity Ball		Fanny		Tess O. Gosset
Parody Tonight		Variety Tonight		REO Speedwagon		oldrock
Part Of Ice		Heart Of Ice		Joe Jackson		Nell Allen
Parted From The Bottom		Started From The Bottom		Drake		Regina Haniger
party		blurry		puddle of mudd		yuribou
Party Framer		Party Maker		Perfume		Chris Chendo
Party Hater		Party Maker		Perfume		Chris Chendo
Party Horde		Party Hard		Andrew W.K.		Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit
Party in the PRC		Party in the USA		Miley Cyrus		akkke
The Party Lion		The Party Line		Belle and Sebastian		D. Melody Dole, MD
Party on planet Earth		Party in the U.S.A.		Miley Cyrus		Anonymous
Party Tater		Party Maker		Perfume		Chris Chendo
Party With The CIA		Party In The USA		Miley Cyrus		abc998
Pass Me the Douche		Pass the Dutchie		Musical Youth		pauhead
Pass The Cuisinart		Pass the Courvosier		Busta Rhymes		soul ii
Pass the Electric Shaver		Pass the Courvosier		Busta Rhymes		Tammi
Pass the Gravy		In the Navy		Village People		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Pass The Puckie (The NHL Song)		Pass The Dutchie		Musical Youth		ice
Passed Your Fate To The Wind		Cast Your Fate To The Wind		Vince Guaraldi Trio		Regina Haniger
Past Fantasy		Last Fantasy		IU		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Past is Erased		Me in My Place		Krysten Ritter		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Pasta Like Ziti		Paradise City		Guns'N'Roses		Jonathan S.
The Pastime		The Last Time		Taylor Swift		Ron N. O'Connor
Pastor of Muppets		Master Of Puppets		Metallica		heavymetal
Pastor Of The Universe		Master Of The Universe		Hawkwind		Regina Haniger
Pastrami on Rye		So Much for Goodbye		Secret		Ribert D. Arndt Jr.
Pasture Of The Universe		Master Of The Universe		Hawkwind		Regina Haniger
Pathetic		Ultimate		Lindsay Lohan		Andrew Darwitan
Patient Feelbad		Dr. Feelgood		Motley Crue		Isac
Patricia		Roseanna		Toto		Caitlin
Paul's To The Wall		Balls To The Wall		Accept		D. Melody Dole, MD
The Paulette Hicks Of Dancing		The Politics Of Dancing		Re-flex		Flora Rolf
Pay For Roses		Paper Roses		Marie Osmond		D. Melody Dole, MD
Pay Tonight		Say It Right		Nelly Furtado		Brandon Barlow
Pay up ,you little floozie		wake up little suzie		everly brothers		Shannon
Payed For Each Other		Made For Each Other		Trembling Blue Stars		Regina Haniger
Payed In The Water		Wade In The Water		Ramsey Lewis		Waldo D. Law
The Paying Side Of Good Buy		The Staying Side Of Goodbye		John Conlee		Waldo D. Law
Peace		Grease		Olivia Newton-John		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Peace Is Flooding Like A River		Peace Is Flowing Like A River		Carey Landry		Adlai Alda
Peace is Half off This Month Only at Macy's		Peace Sells		Megadeth		Chazm
Peace Of My Heart		Piece Of My Heart		Faith Hill		Mary Byram
Peachy Keen		Peaches and Cream		112		113
Peak		Speak		Lindsay Lohan		Andrew Darwitan
Peak a boo		Bug a Boo		Destinys Child		Rini
Peanut Butter Girl		Primadonna Girl		Marina and the Diamonds		Ludwig Chris
Pearl Necklace		Nocturnal Emissions		ZZ Top		Nasty
Pearl Neckless		Pearl Necklace		ZZ Top		D. Melody Dole, MD
The Pearl Of My Best Friend		The Girl Of My Best Friend		Elvis Presley		D. Melody Dole, MD
The Pearls Of Summer		The Girls Of Summer		Neal McCoy		Regina Haniger
Pearls On Film		Girls On Film		Duran Duran		Regina Haniger
Pearls With Guitars		Girls With Guitars		Wynonna Judd		Lisa Basil
Pearly Girl		Whirly Girl		Oxo		D. Melody Dole, MD
Peas And Butterflies		Bees And Butterflies		Girls In Hawaii		H. Tim Smith
Pedophile		Butterfly		Crazy Town		Kaylie L
Pee		Speak		Lindsay Lohan		Andrew Darwitan
Pee in the Headlights		Deer in the Headlights		Owl City		Chris Chendo
Pee Is Flowing Like A River		Peace Is Flowing Like A River		Carey Landry		Toni Minot
Pee me a river		Cry me a river		Justin Timberlake		someguy22
Pee On Me		Lean On Me		Bill Withers		Aaerni
pee on me		rain on me		ashanti		diamond princess
Pee pee in a Bottle		Genie in a Bottle		Christina Aguilera		Daddy Long Toes
Pee Strain		Peace Train		Cat Stevens		Tess O. Gosset
Pee-Pee In A Bottle		Genie In A Bottle		Christina Aguilera		Forrest Emerine
Peeing For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite!		Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite!		The Beatles		Lydia Idyl
Peeing In The Rain		Walking In The Rain		A1		Hnin Pwint
Peeling Hands		Healing Hands		Elton John		oldtimer
Peerless Vampire Killers		Fearless Vampire Killers		Bad Brains		Mae Beam
Peers Of The Earth		Tears Of The Earth		David Hallyday		Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit
Pegs		Legs		ZZ Top		Mr Blobby
Pelicans And Sables		Pelican Des Sables		Incredible Polo		D. Melody Dole, MD
Pelicans In Stables		Pelican Des Sables		Incredible Polo		D. Melody Dole, MD
Pelt Her		Shelter		Lisa Whelchel		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Pence a Bill		Sensible		Face to Face		Lina
Pennsylvanian Concubine		Transylvanian Concubine		Rasputina		Roy R. Pryor
People Are Animals		People Are People		A Perfect Circle		Chazm
People Are Crazy		People Are People		Depeche Mode		NRK
People Are From Earth; PopPsychology's From Uranus		Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus		Curve		D. Melody Dole, MD
People Are Lazy		People Are Crazy		Billy Currington		Roy R. Pryor
People Denied		People Who Died		Jim Carroll Band		Regina Haniger
People Who Drive		People Who Died		Jim Carroll		Brian Kelly
People Who Guide		People Who Died		Jim Carroll Band		Regina Haniger
People Who Hide		People Who Died		Jim Carroll Band		Regina Haniger
People Who Pried		People Who Died		Jim Carroll Band		Regina Haniger
People Who Ride		People Who Died		Jim Carroll Band		Regina Haniger
People Who Sighed		People Who Died		Jim Carroll Band		Regina Haniger
People Who Slide		People Who Died		Jim Carroll Band		Opie M.
People Who Spied		People Who Died		Jim Carroll Band		Regina Haniger
People Who Tried		People Who Died		Jim Carroll Band		Regina Haniger
Peppermint Paddy		Peppermint Patty		Vince Guaraldi		wonka bar
A Peppery Cat		A Salty Dog		Procol Harum		Tess O. Gosset
Perch For The Hero		Search For The Hero		M People		Allison O'Silla
Perch On Tuesday		Church On Tuesday		Stone Temple Pilots		D. Melody Dole, MD
The Perfect Brew		The Perfect Two		Auburn		Allison O'Silla
The Perfect Clue		The Perfect Two		Auburn		Allison O'Silla
Perfect Hummin'		Perfect Woman		Lollipop Lust Kill		Regina Haniger
Perfect Illuminati		Perfect Illusion		Lady Gaga		Muhammad Firza
Perfect Intrusion		Perfect Illusion		Lady Gaga		Rob Arndt
The Perfect Stew		The Perfect Two		Auburn		Allison O'Silla
Perfect Strummin'		Perfect Woman		Lollipop Lust Kill		Regina Haniger
A Perfectly Good Fart		A Perfectly Good Heart		Taylor Swift		Lauren Overstreet
Perish		Cherish		Madonna		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Perk		Dirk		Ex Vivian		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
personal cheez- whiz		personal jesus		depeche mode		shannon
Personal Faces		Personal Jesus		Depeche Mode		Coyote Wiley
Personal Feces		Personal Jesus		Depeche Mode		electonic
Pervarado		Desporado		The Eagles		janicki13
Pervert Dancer		Private Dancer		Tina Turner		soul
Pest Girlrlfriend		ExGirlfriend		No Doubt		monkey
Pete The Beet		Bud The Spud		Stompin' Tom Connors		Blake DeKalb
Pete's In Love		Streets Of Love		Rolling Stones		Brandon Barlow
Petrol		Fuel		Metallica		Ricki Kirby
Peuce Colored Glasses		Rose Colored Glasses		John Conlee		Ned MacCamden
Pews In The Sky		Bruise In The Sky		Pretty Things		Regina Haniger
Pezriše		Etna		Sidartha		jernej
Phantoms Below		Fathoms Below		Cast of Disney's 'The Little Mermaid'		Allison O'Silla
Philippine Queen		Caribbean Queen		Billy Ocean		I Was Dating a Filipina Girl At the Time
Phill Jupitus		Hey Jupiter		Tori Amos		pickle*
The Phlox Imagination		The Clock's Imagination		Eden's Children		D. Melody Dole, MD
Phlox On Blocks		Blocks On Blocks		Visage		Flora Rolf
Phlox On The Run		Fox On The Run		Sweet		Lydia Idyl
Phoebe		Feed Me		Elton John		friend
Phone Glitch		Work Bitch		Britney Spears		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Phone me up		Load me up		Matthew Good Band		Marketa
Phony Phony (Milli Vanilli)		Mony Mony		Billy Idol		DaTDawgg
The Physicist		The Scientist		Coldplay		MOR
Pick Up Some Weed And Toke Up		Livin' La Vida Loca		Ricky Martin		Nick Polowy
Pickin' My Nose		Diggin' Up Bones		Randy Travis		Catch
Pickle Juice		Pimp Juice		Nelly		Daniel Yaccarino
Picks Me A Person		Mix Me A Person		Adam Faith		D. Melody Dole, MD
Picnic Prone		Panic Prone		Chevelle		Emily Lime
Pictures In The Briar		Pictures In The Fire		Pat Boone		D. Melody Dole, MD
Pictures In The Choir		Pictures In The Fire		Pat Boone		D. Melody Dole, MD
Pictures In The Dryer		Pictures In The Fire		Pat Boone		D. Melody Dole, MD
Pictures of Frauleins		Pictures of Shorelines		Further Seems Forever		plasket
Pie with sheep		Ride Wit Me		Nelly		Gopherboy
Piece Of Avril		Pieces Of Me		Ashlee Simpson		Andrew Darwitan
piece of cake		piece of mind		Boston		93.3wmmr rocks
piece of crap		dirty pop		nsync		why me?
Piece of Meat		Piece of Me		Britney Spears		Kaylie L
Piece Of My Fart		Piece Of My Heart		Faith Hill		Mary Byram
Pieces Of Goo		Pieces Of You		Jewel		Lydia Idyl
Pieces Of Marge		Pieces Of Me		Ashlee Simpson		Franz Chong
Pieces Of Poo		Pieces Of You		Jewel		Lydia Idyl
The Pied Diaper		The Pied Piper		Crispian St. Peters		Nell Allen
The Pied Sniper		The Pied Piper		Crispian St. Peters		Nell Allen
Pig		Dig		Mudvayne		hardrock
pigeon or dove		vision of love		mariah carey		michell
Pigs can fly and so can I		Mary had a little lamb		Mary Moo cow		mary and bob
Pigs Will Spy		Pigs Will Fly		King Missile		D. Melody Dole, MD
Pikachu (The Pokémon Song)		Peekaboo		Siouxsie & the Banshees		crazydon
Pillar Talk		Pillow Talk		Sylvia		D. Melody Dole, MD
Pills Make Me Fat, Hey!		I Want It That Way		N*Sync		Scarr
Pills, Pills, Pills		Bills, Bills, Bills		Destiny's Child		Shortie
Pilot Of His Brain		Captain Of Her Heart		Double		Isac
Pimp My Ride		Hips Don't Lie		Shakira		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Pimple Kind of Life		Simple Kind of Life		No Doubt		erin
Pimples Of Joy		Temples Of Joy		Patrick Moraz & Bill Bruford		D. Melody Dole, MD
Pin A Meddle On Joey		Pin A Medal On Joey		James Darren		Mae Beam
Pin A Meddlin' Joey		Pin A Medal On Joey		James Darren		Mae Beam
Pin A Muddle On Joey		Pin A Medal On Joey		James Darren		Mae Beam
Pine In The Pineapples		Sand In The Sandwiches		The Twilights		D. Melody Dole, MD
Ping Pong Merrily On High		Ding Dong Merrily On High		Traditional		Emily Lime
Ping-Pong		Timebomb		Kylie Minogue		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Ping-Pong Song		The Thong Song		Sisqo		Joe Schmo
Pink Panters		Stink Peppers		Pink Panthers		Will Misdom
Pink Spouses		Pink Houses		John Mellencamp		Regina Haniger
Pink Winter		Black Summer		Nightwing		Nell Allen
A Pinker Shade of Fuchsia		A Whiter Shade of Pale		Proco Harum		Brit Boxx
The Pinocchio Therapy		The Pinocchio Theory		Bootsy's Rubber Band		Roy R. Pryor
Pirate Dancer		Private Dancer		Tina Turner		Regina Haniger
Pirate Eyes		Private Eyes		Hall And Oates		Flora Rolf
Pirate Life		Private Life		The Pretenders		D. Melody Dole, MD
Pirate Punk Pollution		Pirate Punk Politician		Perry Farrell		Tess O. Gosset
Pirate Show		Private Show		Pink		Evil Olive
Piru Booze		Piru Blues		Lupe Fiasco		Regina Haniger
Pisces And Fish		Pieces Of Me		Ashlee Simpson		Andrew Darwitan
Piss In The Park		Kiss In The Dark		Pink Lady		one-hit
Piss Off		Get Inside		Stone Sour		ficticious
Piss On the Wheel		Piss On the Wall		J. Geils Band		Russian Cosmonaut Tradition B4 Launch
Piss On Your Nose		Kiss From A Rose		Seal		Aaerni
Pissed		Started		Black Eyed Peas		katie
Pissed A Friend		Just A Friend		Biz Markie		Marge Pegram
Pissed City		Fist City		Loretta Lynn		Ron N. O'Connor
The Pistachio Theory		The Pinocchio Theory		Bootsy's Rubber Band		Roy R. Pryor
Pistol Dusk		Pistol Dawn		Rank And File		Emily Lime
Pit Stop		Tik Tok		Ke$ha		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Pit's Alright, Pit's OK		It's Alright, It's OK		Ashley Tisdale		Toni Minot
Pitchers In The Dark		Pictures In The Dark		Mike Oldfield		Lisa Basil
Pitchers In The Fire		Pictures In The Fire		Pat Boone		D. Melody Dole, MD
Pitchers Of Brew		Pictures Of You		The Cure		D. Melody Dole, MD
Pitiful		Beautiful		Hilary Duff		Andrew Darwitan
Pitiful		Beautiful		Christina Aguilera		Leah Lockhart
Pitt Doesn't Matter		It Doesn't Matter		Manassas		Sutch
Pittsburgh Sucks		Cleveland Rocks		Ian Hunter		Paul Warren
Pixar		Big Sur		The Thrills		Jacob
Pizza Transvestite		Pizza Tran		The Vandals		Adlai Alda
Placid		Acid		Lil Wyte		Waldo D. Law
The Placid Memoirs		The Acid Memoirs		Dog Fashion Disco		Marlene L. Ram
Plague Date		Play Date		Melanie Martinez		Ron N. O'Connor
Plaid		Stripes		Brandy Clark		D. Melody Dole, MD
Plaid All Over		Glad All Over		The Dave Clark Five		Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit
Plain		Rain		Madonna		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Plan Of Stone		Man Of Stone		John Mayall		Rhoda Rohr
Plane Jane		Plain Jane		Natalia Kills		Richard Wetfuss
Planet Ears		Star Eyes		Cal Tjader		Roy R. Pryor
Planets Are Deaf		Stars Are Blind		Paris Hilton		Sonya Raynos
The Planner Man		The Banner Man		Blue Mink		Regina Haniger
Plants Of The Sky		Ants Of The Sky		Between The Buried And Me		Marlene L. Ram
Plaque Magic		Black Magic		Little Mix		Richard Wetfuss
Plaster Of The Universe		Master Of The Universe		Hawkwind		Regina Haniger
Plastic Bottle Tidal Pool		Tin Can Beach		Bonniwell Music Machine		D. Melody Dole, MD
Plastic Doll		Rag Doll		Aerosmith		Aero
Plastic Grenade		Metal Grenade		4 Man Army		Destroid Punk
Plastic Pancreas		Wooden Heart		Joe Dowell		Regina Haniger
Plastic Pinnacle		Glass Mountain		Alan Price		Waldo D. Law
Plastic Promontory		Glass Mountain		Alan Price		Waldo D. Law
Platoon		Pontoon		Little Big Town		Regina Haniger
Play With Highers		Play With Fire		Hilary Duff		jenny
Played Into Me		Fade Into Me		David Cook		Mae Beam
Player Of Nintendo Wii		Prayer Of The Refugee		Rise Against		Jonathan S.
Playin' Jane		Plain Jane		Natalia Kills		Richard Wetfuss
Plays of the Week		Days of the Week		Stone Temple Pilots		aldrAea
Playsquirrel		Playgirl		Ladytron		Lefty Lucy
Please		Speak		Lindsay Lohan		Andrew Darwitan
Please Don't Check My Background!		Used to be My Playground		Madonna		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Please Don't Go		Te Amo		Rihanna		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Please Don't Use Bleach		Papa Don't Preach		Madonna		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Please Don't Whine		He's So Fine		The Chiffons		SusanG
Please dont let the stains show		Dont let me be the last to know		Britney Spears		Oochie wawa
Please Mr. Fed-Ex		Please Mr. Postman		The Carpenters		Anonymous John
Please Stop This Music!		Don't Stop the Music		Rihanna		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Please The Peasants		Serve The Servants		Nirvana		Kaylie L
Please, Mister Speaker!		Deeper and Deeper		Madonna		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Pleasure Hunt		Treasure Hunt		Howling Bells		Adlai Alda
Pleated Kidneys		Elastic Heart		Sia		Regina Haniger
Pledge Allegiance To The Rag		Pledge Allegiance To The Hag		Eric Church		harderman
Pledge Of Love		Edge Of Love		Mindy Smith		Mary Byram
Plenty Of S***		Empty Apartment		Yellowcard		3dayzgfan
Plexiglass		Sexyback		Justin Timberlake		Kaylie L
Pluck With Each Other		Stuck With Each Other		Shontelle		Marge Pegram
Plumb		Numb		Linkin' Park		Andrew Darwitan
Plumitting		Falling		Alicia Keys		ACY
Plump		Numb		Linkin' Park		Andrew Darwitan
Plunder		Wonder		Natalie Merchant		D. Melody Dole, MD
Plunder 'Neath Your Clothes		Underneath Your Clothes		Shakira		Regina Haniger
Plunder The Sea		Under The Sea		Cast of 'The Little Mermaid'		Trevor Overt
Plunk #49		Funk #49		James Gang		Regina Haniger
Plush		Hush		Miss A		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Pluto		Sedna		Heather Dale		D. Melody Dole, MD
Pluto's Dwarf Darling		Jupiter's Darling		Heart		D. Melody Dole, MD
PMS		P.Y.T.		Michael Jackson		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
PMS		POC		POS		latidatida
The PMS Song		An Army Of Me		Bjork		sherock
Pneumonia Avenue		Ammonia Avenue		Alan Parsons Project		britrock
Po' Boy For A Day		Hero For A Day		Metallica		hardrock
Poem		Song		TapRoot		BreakingBenAlways
Poetry Clan		Poetry Man		Phoebe Snow		Marge Pegram
Poetry In Ocean		Poetry In Motion		Johnny Tillotson		Dawn Anwad
Pogo		Ego		Beyonce		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Point Of Know Rerun		Point Of Know Return		Kansas		Flora Rolf
Poke Her Face		Poker Face		Lady GaGa		Tiffany Lewewllyn-Affit
Poke Us		Focus		Ariana Grande		Blake DeKalb
pokemon		digimon		devo		jv
Pokemon		Babylon		The Tea Party		Y'z Cracker
Polar Fair		Polar Bear		Kyle Andrews		Mary Byram
Polar Lair		Polar Bear		Kyle Andrews		Mary Byram
Polaroid		Paranoid		Rihanna		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Pole Dance		Lap Dance		N.E.R.D		C
Pole Dance Number Three		Soul Dance Number Three		Wilson Pickett		D. Melody Dole, MD
Poled Heritage		Cold Heritage		Lacuna Coil		Regina Haniger
Police Glory		Police Story		Black Flag		Marge Pegram
The Policies Of Dancing		The Politics Of Dancing		Re-flex		Flora Rolf
Political Silence		Political Science		Randy Newman		Audrey Ruiz
Polkadots		Stripes		Brandy Clark		D. Melody Dole, MD
Polled Heritage		Cold Heritage		Lacuna Coil		Regina Haniger
Polo		Ego		Beyonce		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Poltergeist		Bodies		Drowning Pool		ficticious
The Pom Pom Song		The Wanton Song		Led Zeppelin		Regina Haniger
Ponderosa		Macarena		Los Del Rio/Los Del Mar		disco
Pony		Only		Nine Inch Nails		Joel Martinez
Poo		Blue		Eiffel 65		Flaming Hobo
poo		new		no doubt		Figgy
Poo Box		Shoebox		Barenaked Ladies		Andi B with a 1-2-3
Poo In The Elevator		Pee In The Elevator		The Planet Smashers		Isac
Poo it Loud		Do it Now		Drake		Sarah D.
Poo This Poo That		Do This Do That		Freefaller		kurt cobain
Poodle's Vicious		Bootylicious		Destiny's Child		Metalgirl162002
Poodles Dishes		Bootylicious		Destiny's Child		crazychick
Poofy Equation		Youth of the Nation		P.O.D.		Ben
Pooman		Spoonman		Soundgarden		Christine
Poop		Froot		Marina and the Diamonds		Lefty Lucy
poop		pop		nysnc		vangleason
Poop		Pop		N'Sync		Mac
Poop I Did It Again		Oops I Did It Again		Britney Spears		Ashanti
Poop In A Can		Genie in a Bottle		Christina Aguilera		Kiersten T
Poop In A Jar		Genie in the Bottle		Christina Aguilera		Sooooooooon
Poop In My Pants		P.I.M.P		50 Cent		Optimus Lime
Poop is Good Food		Soup is Good Food		Dead Kennedys		Joe
Poop it out		Stand up		ludacris		kenny
Pooper Scooper		Super Trouper		ABBA		D. Melody Dole, MD
Poopie		Nookie		Limp Bizkit		:E
Pooping In My Pants		Singing In My Sleep		Semisonic		rocky
Poopright Sonata		Moonlight Sonata		Ludwig van Beethoven		Winter Pepper
Poops! I Did It Again		Oops! I Did It Again		Britney Spears		Daido
Poops, I farted again		Oops, I did it again		Britney Spears		Poodley
Poor Boy Clown		Poor Boy Down		Mike And The Mechanics		Marlene L. Ram
Poor Girl		Rich Girl		Gwen Stefani Ft. Eve		AmyLee'sApprenticeErica
Poor You		Pour Me		Trick Pony		Jai
Pooter		Rooster		Alice In Chains		Mark
Pop a Zit		Check On It		Beyonce		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Pop Crab		Rock Lobster		B-52's		Kaylie L
Pop drives everyone crazy		I drive myself crazy		Nsync		prep Genocide
Pop Goes The Weevil		Pop Goes The Weasel		3rd Bass		Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit
Pop In The Porn		Just Push Play		Aerosmith		Thiis Guy
Pop You Like A Pop Song		Love You Like A Love Song		Selena Gomez		Tess O. Gosset
The Pope Was A Bed-Wetter		Hope Your Feeling Better		Santana		princejellyfish
Poppy's Spill		Poppy's Spell		The Darlin' Buds		newave
Pops Of Jupiter		Drops Of Jupiter		Train		Regina Haniger
Popstar		Rockstar		Nickelback		JMasta
Porcelain Gallbladder		Wooden Heart		Joe Dowell		Regina Haniger
Porcelain Queen		Caribbean Queen		Billy Ocean		Steve Livingston
Pork You		Drain You		Nirvana		rocky
Porky's Song		Stutter		Joe		soul ii
Porn		Torn		Natalie Imbruglia		Bobo
Porn Porn Baby		Ice Ice Baby		Vanilla Ice		Kort
Porn Star		Rock Star		Smash Mouth		C
Porn To Make You Horny		Born To Make You Happy		Britney Spears		poph
Porno Shop		Candy Shop		50 Cent		Ricky
Pornography		Soul Kiss		Olivia Newton-John		MOR
Pornstar		Rockstar		Bizarre		25 CENT
Pornstar		Allstar		Smash Mouth		Big Mac
The Porridge Is Back In Town		The Boys Are Back In Town		Thin Lizzy		kim
Portable Rodeo		Portable Radio		Hall And Oates		Regina Haniger
Poser		Loser		Beck		DJ Kaito
Poser Boy		Sk8r Boi		Avril Lavinge		Missy Madden
Posin'		Rollin'		Limp Bizkit		Alicia
Posing Time (Wannabe Skater Song)		Closing Time		Semisonic		DarkJon64
Positive Freak		Negative Creep		Nirvana		The Rev. A. Palgut
Possin		Rollin		Limp Bizkit		yank
Posts In Your Mind		Ghosts In Your Mind		Susan Jacks		Regina Haniger
Pot		Pop		N'Sync		I am the seven
Pot O' Love		Lotta Love		Nicolette Larson		Nell Allen
Potato Curl		Potato Girl		Our Lady Peace		Blake DeKalb
potatoe-dove		the game of love		Michelle Branch and Santana		kim
Potion Size		Ocean Size		Jane's Addiction		Mary Byram
PotLife		ParkLife		Blur		TD
Potter		Strutter		Kiss		hardrock
Pottery In Motion		Poetry In Motion		Johnny Tillotson		Dawn Anwad
Pottery Of Love		Poetry Of Love		Johnny Darrell		Regina Haniger
potty girl		naughty girl		beyonce		Trina
Potty Right Here		Party Right Here		Dazz Band		Tess O. Gosset
poufster		rooster		alice in chains		suicidebysafetypin
Poultry		Moulty		The Barbarians		Sir Ron Norris
Poultry Of Love		Poetry Of Love		Johnny Darrell		Regina Haniger
Pounce (I'm Gonna Take You Down)		Bounce		Bon Jovi		GDatkins85
Pounding Drool		Drowning Pool		Drowning Pool		shayna
Pour Some Booger On Me		Pour Some Sugar On Me		Def Leppard		Nicole Velocin
Pour Some Molten Lava On Me		Pour Some Sugar On Me		Def Leppard		WizzaWhack
Pour Some S*** On Me		Pour Some Sugar On Me		Def Leppard		Tom
Pour Your Love		For Your Love		The Yardbirds		D. Melody Dole, MD
Pout		Shout		The Isley Brothers		soul ii soul
Pout At The Devil		Shout At The Devil		Motley Crue		Adlai Alda
Poverty Of Love		Poetry Of Love		Johnny Darrell		Regina Haniger
Power House		Our House		Crosby Stills And Nash		H. Tim Smith
Power Mustang		Poewr Mustache		The Vandals		Adlai Alda
The Powerball Of Love		The Power Of Love		Huey Lewis And The News		rich
The Pox Imagination		The Clock's Imagination		Eden's Children		D. Melody Dole, MD
Pox On Blocks		Blocks On Blocks		Visage		Mary Byram
Prairie Dog Town		Prairie Town		Randy Bachman		Regina Haniger
Prance And I'll Give You My Head		Can't Get You Out Of My Head		Kylie Minogue		7incstereo
Prance Tonight		Dance Tonight		Lucy Pearl		D. Melody Dole, MD
Prance Yourself Dizzy		Dance Yourself Dizzy		Liquid Gold		Richard Wetfuss
Prancing Girls		Dancing Girls		Nik Kershaw		Nicole Velocin
Prancing Into Danger		Dancing Into Danger		Inker And Hamilton		D. Melody Dole, MD
Prancing On The Ceiling		Dancing On The Ceiling		Lionel Richie		Regina Haniger
Prank Account		Bank Account		21 Savage		Regina Haniger
Prate Me Now		Hate Me Now		Nas		Adlai Alda
Pratfalls		Big Balls		AC/DC		Aussie
Prawn To Be Wild		Born To Be Wild		Steppenwolf		Alan
Pray		Sway		Moose Bood		Mae Beam
Pray		Stay		Rihanna		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Prayed For Each Other		Made For Each Other		Trembling Blue Stars		Regina Haniger
Prayed In The Water		Wade In The Water		Ramsey Lewis		Waldo D. Law
Preacher		Teacher		Jethro Tull		Paul Warren
Preacher		Creature		Half Alive		Lori Tirol
Pregnant Woman		Pretty Woman		Roy Orbison		Natasha Kershaw
Prepare the Asses		Prepare the Masses		A Change in Pace		Chazm
Preppy Idiot		Canadian Idiot		Weird Al Yankovic		Alex
Present Song		Prison Song		System of a Down		ibrahim
The President Came To Kansas		The Devil Came From Kansas		Procol Harum		Paul Warren
President Liquid		President Gas		The Psychedelic Furs		Regina Haniger
President Plasma		President Gas		The Psychedelic Furs		Regina Haniger
President Solid		President Gas		The Psychedelic Furs		Regina Haniger
Pressed Rattan Warthog		Pressed Rat And Warthog		Cream		Regina Haniger
Pressed You Can Get		Best You Can Get		Veruca Salt		Regina Haniger
Pretense		Sixth Sense		BEG		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Pretty Bi (For A Straight Guy)		Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)		The Offspring		Jeff
Pretty Face		See-Through Lace		Jesse McCartney		Dick Lick
Pretty Flagrant		Pretty Vacant		The Sex Pistols		Flora Rolf
pretty fly (for a pie)		pretty fly (for a white guy)		the offspring		jims
Pretty Fly For A Black Guy		Pretty Fly For A White Guy		The Offspring		Aaerni
Pretty Fly For A Meat Pie		Pretty Fly For A White Guy		The Offspring		bryce
Pretty Fly for a Rabbi		Pretty Fly for a White Guy		Offspring		TorsoGirl
Pretty Fragrant		Pretty Vacant		The Sex Pistols		Sir Ron Norris
Pretty in Purple		Pretty in Pink		The Psychedelic Furs		Mickey D.
Pretty Mosquito For A Bite Guy		Pretty Fly For A White Guy		The Offspring		D. Melody Dole, MD
Pretty Spoiled		Pretty Girl		Kara		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Pretty Vagrant		Pretty Vacant		The Sex Pistols		Flora Rolf
Prettyful Bowl		Beautiful Soul		Jesse McCartney		Taylor Matejovsky
Price You Gotta Pay		Die Another Day		Madonna		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Priest And The Diet		The Beast And The Harlot		Avenged Sevenfold		Pesi
Priests Of Saddam		Priests Of Sodom		Cannibal Corpse		Lori Tirol
Primarina Girl		Primadonna Girl		Marina and the Diamonds		Jilly was here
Primed With Me		Grind With Me		Pretty Ricky		Lydia Idyl
The Primordial Blues		The Primordial Booze		Rainbowdragoneyes		Regina Haniger
Prince of Denmark		Prince of Darkness		Alice Cooper		Martin
Princess Of The Cloud		Queen Of The Air		Everclear		Regina Haniger
Princess of The Layered Quarter		Queen Of The Silver Dollar		Dave and Sugar		D. Melody Dole, MD
Prints Of The City		Prince Of The City		Wiz Khalifa		Regina Haniger
Privation Show		Private Show		Pink		Evil Olive
Probably		Remedy		JASON MRAZ		Call me AK
Prods & Monsters		Gods & Monsters		Lana Del Ray		Richard Wetfuss
Professional Ghoul		Professional Fool		Michael White		D. Melody Dole, MD
Professional School		Professional Fool		Michael White		D. Melody Dole, MD
The Professor (Of Gilligan's Isle)		The Confessor		Joe Walsh		Rocky Rhodes
Profits Of War		Prophets Of War		Dream Theater		Allison O'Silla
A Profligacy		A Prophecy		Asking Alexandria		Regina Haniger
Progenerate		Breed		Nirvana		NotShiny
prom night from the inside out		midnight from the inside out		the black crowes		suicidebysafetypin
Prometheus		Promiscuous		Nelly Furtado		Regina Haniger
Prone Pilgrim		Lone Pilgrim		Kathy Kallick		Marge Pegram
Prop Til You Drop		Bop Til You Drop		The Nylons		Nell Allen
Propane		Cocaine		Eric Clapton		Colorado Kid
Proppin' The Door		Open The Door		Magnapop		Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit
Prude		Mood		24kGoldn		Eva Cave
Prude Girl		Good Girl		Lisa Whelchel		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
psst ... I am a robot		She loves me not		Papa Roach		Thiis Guy
Psyche Song		Fight Song		Rachel Platten		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Psychedelic Dews		Psychedelic Blues		Willie Bobo		Regina Haniger
Psychedelic Hues		Psychedelic Blues		Willie Bobo		Regina Haniger
Psychedelic Loos		Psychedelic Blues		Willie Bobo		Regina Haniger
Psychedelic News		Psychedelic Blues		Willie Bobo		Regina Haniger
Psychedelic Reaction		Psychotic Reaction		The Count Five		Emily Lime
Psychedelic Screws		Psychedelic Blues		Willie Bobo		Regina Haniger
Psychedelic Spews		Psychedelic Blues		Willie Bobo		Regina Haniger
Psychedelic Stews		Psychedelic Blues		Willie Bobo		Regina Haniger
Psychedelic Zoos		Psychedelic Blues		Willie Bobo		Regina Haniger
Psychic Killer		Psycho Killer		Talking Heads		Regina Haniger
Psychic Reaction		Psychotic Reaction		The Count Five		Emily Lime
Psychic Sewing Room		Psychedelic Sewing Room		Bongwater		Tess O. Gosset
Psycho Fishin'		Cyco Vision		Suicidal Tendencies		DarkJon64
Psycho Piegons		Cyco Vision		Suicidal Tendencies		Jaime
Psycho Thriller		Psycho Killer		Talking Heads		Regina Haniger
Psychotic Sewing Room		Psychedelic Sewing Room		Bongwater		Tess O. Gosset
Pubes		Hair		Cowsills		oldsongs
Puddin' On The Wrist		Puttin' On The Ritz		Taco		Stephen Jackson
Pudding On The Ritz Crackers		Puttin' On The Ritz		Taco		Regina Haniger
Puff Adderstyle		Cobrastyle		Teddybears (Swedish band)		Allison O'Silla
Puff Thinks I Can Sing		My Love Don't Cost A Thing		J-Lo		Elf
Puffy's Got a Gun		Janie's Got a Gun		Aerosmith		Melissa Stitzer
puke		Pop		Nsync		someguy22
Puke In The Elevator		Pee In The Elevator		The Planet Smashers		Isac
Puke Me An Ocean		Cry Me A River		Justin Timberlake		Kitty
Puking On My Shirt		Digging In The Dirt		Peter Gabriel		redreznor
Pull Down Your Pants		I Hope You Dance		Lee Ann Womack		Tina
Pull My Fly		Bye Bye Bye		N'Sync		Snipe
Pulling Spareribs From The Bone		Pulling Mussels From The Shell		Squeeze		channel 99
Pulp Fiction		Epic		Faith No More		newrock
Pumbaa		Mmmbop		Hanson		Brionna Secret
Pump		Jump		Madonna		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Pump		Numb		Linkin' Park		Andrew Darwitan
Pump In The Pumpernickel Bread		Sand In The Sandwiches		The Twilights		D. Melody Dole, MD
Pump In The Pumpkins		Sand In The Sandwiches		The Twilights		D. Melody Dole, MD
Pump It		Run It		Chris Brown		chrissey
Pumpkins Scream In The Dead Of Night Brigade		Pumpkins Scream In The Dead Of Night Parade		Candy Spooky Theater		Roy R. Pryor
Pumpkins Scream In The Dead Of Night Charade		Pumpkins Scream In The Dead Of Night Parade		Candy Spooky Theater		Roy R. Pryor
Pun		1		Ex Vivian		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Pun		Run		Youna		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Punch Her Face		Poker Face		Lady Gaga		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Punk		Sum		Linkin' Park		Andrew Darwitan
Punk		Some		Linkin' Park		Andrew Darwitan
punker birds		thunder birds		busted		rusted
Puppet Love		Puppy Love		Donny Osmond		Lisa Basil
Pure Adulterer Joy		Pure Adulterated Joy		Morning Parade		Regina Haniger
Pure Adulteress Joy		Pure Adulterated Joy		Morning Parade		Regina Haniger
Pure Adulterous Joy		Pure Adulterated Joy		Morning Parade		Regina Haniger
Pure Cash Ain't Nothin' But Trash		Your Cash Ain't Nothin' But Trash		The Clovers		Dawn Anwad
Pure Lust Desire		This Wheel's on Fire		Julie Driscoll and Adrian Edmondson's		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Pure Moaning		Pure Morning		Placebo		old
Pure Old Cold Shoulder		Your Old Cold Shoulder		Crystal Gayle		Linda Radnil
Pure Woman		Your Woman		White Town		Sonya Raynos
Puree		Crush		Mandy Moore		pop
Purple		Violet		Hole		Brionna Secret
Purple Autumn		Black Summer		Nightwing		Nell Allen
Purple Beer		Black Wine		Angelspit		Lydia Idyl
Purple Followedbetter		Yellow Ledbetter		Pearl Jam		Regina Haniger
Purple Grapes		Purple Haze		Jimi Hendrix		oldrock
Purple In The Shell		Pearl In The Shell		Howard Jones		Bruce Curb
Purple Ledworse		Yellow Ledbetter		Pearl Jam		Regina Haniger
Purple Soul		Green Mind		Dinosaur Jr.		Lisa Basil
Purple Stain		Purple Rain		Prince		DonnaKat
Push Comes to Shove		Crazy in Love		Beyonce		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Push My Love Glutton		Push My Love Button		Sandy Layne		Ron N. O'Connor
Push Pause		Applause		Lady Gaga		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Push Softer on the Knots of your Englishmen		Pull Harder on the Strings of your Martyr		Trivium		Chazm
Push-Up		Push It		Garbage		newrock
Puss Like You		Just Like You		Three Days Grace		Brandon Barlow
Put Grit In Your Mouth		Put It In Your Mouth		Akinyele		Lori Tirol
Put It In		Fill Me In		Craig David		MoNiCa
Put It In My Whole Again		Whole Again		Atomic Kitten		Laura
Put It In Your Ear		Put It In Your Mouth		Akinyele		Lori Tirol
Put It In Your Nose		Put It In Your Mouth		Akinyele		Lori Tirol
Put On Some Lotion		The Locomotion		Kylie Minogue		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Put on Some More Lotion		Causing a Commotion		Madonna		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Put On Your Tong		Million Miles Long		Sugababes		M&M's
Put Spit In Your Mouth		Put It In Your Mouth		Akinyele		Lori Tirol
Put Together		Get Together		Madonna		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Put Up a Fight		Marry the Night		Lady GaGa		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Put Your Neddle On Me		Put The Neddle On It		Dannii Minogue		Agravated_Alien
The Putrid People		The Beautiful People		Marilyn Manson		CraZedOverMansoN
Puttin' On The Blitz		Puttin' On The Ritz		Taco		Winter Pepper
Puttin' On The Grits		Puttin' On The Ritz		Taco		Regina Haniger
Puttin' Out the Fires		Putin Lights the Fires		Pussy Riot		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Pyro-maniac		Maniac		Michael Sembello		Robert D. Arndt Jr.

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