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Entries Beginning with H

New Song Name		Original Name		Original Band Name		Submitted by:
H.A.P.P.Y. Rodeo		H.A.P.P.Y. Radio		Edwin Starr		Tess O. Gosset
H.U.M.P		P.I.M.P		50 Cent		25 Cent
h8er boi		sk8er boi		avril lavigne		harry
H8er Boi		Sk8er Boi		Avril Lavigne		Glnwd Food Fight
h8er boi		sk8er boi		avril lavigne		I<3Sum41
Ha, Ha, Ha		Blah, Blah, Blah		Ke$ha		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Ha-Ha		La-La		Ashlee Simpson		kt
The Hacked People Song		The Black People Song		Z-Flo		Cool guy
Hackers		Haters		Hilary Duff		Andrew Darwitan
Had Enough		Take It Off		Ke$ha		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Haha, Heea		Mamma Mia		Abba		Weamon
Hail Princess		Rain King		Counting Crows		Regina Haniger
Hail Santa		Hail Satan		Mindless Self Indulgence		Chazm
Hailed a Cab		Abacab		Genesis		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Hairy Back Girl		Hollaback Girl		Gwen Stefani		stephanaynay
Hairy Balls		Aerials		System of a Down		Kaylie L
Hairyback		Sexyback		Justin Timberlake		megan
Hale-Bopp		She Bop		Cyndi Lauper		Comet Viewer
Hale-Bopp		Mmm Bop		Hanson		Comet Viewer
Half A Doubt		Hold Out		New Direction		Eva Cave
Half Asleep		Wide Awake		Katy Perry		Sheila Oh
Half Meter Bottle		Half Litre Bottle		Morning Parade		Marlene L. Ram
Half-Baked Intel		Heartbreak Motel		Elvis Presley		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Halfway Between The Guitar And The Sitars		Halfway Between The Gutter And The Stars		Fatbot Slim		Evil Olive
Hall Arts		Doll Parts		Hole		The Boy
Hallway		Haul Away		The Kingston Trio		Regina Haniger
Hallways		Always		Bon Jovi		Regina Haniger
Halogen Days		Incandescent Days		The Sidekicks		D. Melody Dole, MD
Halogen Nights		Incandescent Days		The Sidekicks		D. Melody Dole, MD
Ham (Serve It Up)		Jam (Turn It Up)		Kim Kardashian		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Ham In The Hamburgers		Sand In The Sandwiches		The Twilights		D. Melody Dole, MD
Hamsterdam		Amsterdam		Coldplay		MOR
Hands Dried		Hands Tied		Scandal Featuring Patty Smyth		Marge Pegram
Hands Of The Conch		Hands Of The Clock		To The Wind		Regina Haniger
Hands Of The Cook		Hands Of The Clock		To The Wind		Regina Haniger
Handy		Hold Me		Whitney Houston		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Hang Your Head Down Low (And Smell The Roses)		Lift Your Head Up High (And Blow Your Brains Out)		Bloodhound Gang		Funny
Hang Yourself		Hang 'em High		A Static Lullaby		HxC
Hang-up		Hung Up		Madonna		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Hanging a Kraut		Hanging Around		Future Kings of Spain		Kate
hanging by a clothesline		hanging by a moment		lifehouse		i love lifehouse
Hanging by a Nosehair(The mucus song)		Hanging by a Moment		Lifehouse		blumonkeygrl_00
Hangover		When I come around		Green Day		Mark
Hanina		Maria		Blondie		Rhonda Hindle
Hanina		Hyena		The Gazette		The Mole
Hannah Hailstone		Suzy Snowflake		Rosemary Clooney		Regina Haniger
Hannah Montana		Tanya Montana		David Allan Coe		Mark
Hannibal		Manimal		Germs		Sonya Raynos
Hannibal		Cannibal		Ke$ha		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Hannity		Vanity		Lady Gaga		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Hanoi Jane		Jane		Jefferson Starship		Sutch
Happy Christmas ( The war is over )		Merry Christmas ( Saddam is captured )		John Lennon and Yoko Ono		SomeDude
Happy Christmas ("Pearl Harbor" Is Over)		Happy Christmas (War Is Over)		John Lennon and The Plastic Ono Band		Santa Claus And His Old Lady
Happy Christmas (War Is Over)		Happy Christmas ('Pearl Harbor' is Over)		John Lennon		britrock
Happy Evacuation		Happy Vacation		Jackie Lee		Lori Tirol
Happy Excavation		Happy Vacation		Jackie Lee		Lori Tirol
Happy Just To Bewitch You		Happy Just To Be With You		Michelle Gayle		Nicole Velocin
Happy Just To Pee With You		Happy Just To Be With You		Michelle Gayle		Dawn Anwad
Happy Scientist		Mad Scientist		The Incredible Machine		JohnHowarth
Happy Slumber Bedding		Happy Summer Wedding		Morning Musume		Nicole Velocin
Happy Slumber Wedding		Happy Summer Wedding		Morning Museme		Waldo D. Law
Happy Vaccination		Happy Vacation		Jackie Lee		Lori Tirol
Happy Xmas (Halloween Is Over)		Happy Xmas (War Is Over)		John Lennon		Nicole Velocin
Hard All Night		Up All Night		The Boomtown Rats		nasty
Hard Time Charlie's Got the News		Good Time Charlie's Got the Blues		Danny O'Keefe		Sutch
Hard To Exclaim		Hard To Explain		The Strokes		Renee Keener
Hard To S***		Hard To Beat		Hard-Fi		I Am a Talking Fish
Hardback Editor		Paperback Writer		The Beatles		beegles
Harder Baby One Last Time		Hit Me Baby One More Time		Britney Spears		bono
Harder To Bleed		Harder To Breathe		Maroon 5		newrock
Harder To Breed		Harder To Breathe		Maroon 5		Mark
Harder,better,faster,stronger		Harder,Better,faster,stronger		Daft Punk		Jennifer Louis
Harem Chants		Harem Dance		Armenian Jazz Sextet		D. Melody Dole, MD
Harem Pants		Harem Dance		Armenian Jazz Sextet		D. Melody Dole, MD
Harem Prance		Harem Dance		Armenian Jazz Sextet		D. Melody Dole, MD
Harem Rants		Harem Dance		Armenian Jazz Sextet		D. Melody Dole, MD
Harem Woman, Harem Man		One Man Woman, One Woman Man		Paul Anka		MOR
Harmless Art		Harmless Heart		Trisha Yearwood		Nicole Velocin
Harp-Break Hotel		Heartbreak Hotel		Elvis Presley		The Rev. A. Palgut
Harsh Sunlight		Ray of Light		Madonna		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Hart Brake Motel		Heartbreak Hotel		Elvis Presley		Garr Norick
Harts And Hinds		Hearts And Minds		Ivoryline		Nell Allen
Harvard Girl		Stupid Girl		Garbage		Rock Maninoff
Hashtray		Hash Pipe		Weezer		nik-nik
Hasty		Happy		Pharrell		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Hate And Bleed		Wait And Bleed		Slipknot		erik
Hate Me Like A Dry Gulch Does		Love Me Like A River Does		Melody Gardot		Regina Haniger
Hate Minorities? LAPD!		If You Love Somebody Set Them Free		Sting		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Hate Myself		Love Yourself		Kagen Meyers		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Hate Street		Haight Street		Anberlin		Lori Tirol
Hate that I Like You		Hate that I Love You		Rihanna		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Hate to Slay a 5- year old		Hate to Say I told You So		The Hives		Kaylie L
Hate You Like a Dumb Song		Love You Like a Love Song		Selena Gomez & The Scene		Joe the Crazy Conch
hater boi		sk8ter boi		avril lavigne		Julie
Hates Jews		True Blue		Madonna		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Hatin' Every Thing About It		Lovin' Every Minute Of It		Loverboy		Alana
Haul By Myself		All By Myself		Eric Carmen		Nicole Velocin
Hauls To The Wall		Balls To The Wall		Accept		D. Melody Dole, MD
Haumea		Sedna		Heather Dale		D. Melody Dole, MD
Haunted Grouse		Haunted House		Jumpin' Gene Simmons		D. Melody Dole, MD
Haunted Spouse		Haunted House		Jumpin' Gene Simmons		D. Melody Dole, MD
Have a Bad Time		Have a Good Time		Paul Simon		poopyhead2003
Have An Ash Tray		Have A Nice Day		Stereophonics		Danpjames
Have My Baby		Be My Baby		Wonder Girls		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Have to Go Again!!!		Here I Go Again		Whitesnake		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Have You Ever Felt The Wind		Have You Ever Seen The Rain		Creedence Clearwater Revival		Regina Haniger
Have You Ever Heard The Hail		Have You Ever Seen The Rain		Creedence Clearwater Revival		Regina Haniger
Have You Ever Seen The Strain?		Have You Ever Seen The Rain?		Creedence Clearwater Revival		Lisa Basil
Having Lunch at Burger King		Rock You Like A Hurricane		The Scorpions		Anonymous Bob
Haze Of America		Days Of America		BlackHawk		H. Tim Smith
Hazy For The Girl		Crazy For This Girl		Evan And Jaron		D. Melody Dole, MD
Hazy in Love		Crazy in Love		Beyonce ft. Jay-Z		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
He Deafened Me With History		She Blinded Me With Science		Thomas Dolby		707
He Did Without Me		He Did With Me		Vicki Lawrence		Regina Haniger
He Loves Me Not(and I wonder Y?!)		He Loves U Not		Dream		~*^Girl^*~
He Made Me		She Hates Me		Puddle Of Mudd		Weird Lee Silkovic
He Shoots, He Scores		She Loves Me Not		Papa Roach		DJ Kaito
He Slid With Me		He Did With Me		Vicki Lawrence		Marge Pegram
He So Ugly		Me So Horny		2 Live Crew		rapper
He Started Loving Her Again		He Stopped Loving Her Today		George Jones		Country
He's A Camp		He's A Tramp		Peggy Lee		Regina Haniger
He's A Champ		He's A Tramp		Peggy Lee		Regina Haniger
He's a Lady!		She's a Lady		Tom Jones		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
He's A Lamp		He's A Tramp		Peggy Lee		Regina Haniger
He's A Leam		He's A Dream		Shandi		Anon
He's A Pebble		He's A Rebel		The Crystals		Linda Radnil
He's A Stamp		He's A Tramp		Peggy Lee		Regina Haniger
He's A Vamp		He's A Tramp		Peggy Lee		Regina Haniger
He's A Woman		She's A Woman		The Beatles		Paul Warren
He's Dead Jim		She Hates Me		Puddle of Mudd		Jared
He's Gawking		I'm Walking		Eco Bridge		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
He's Jerry!		Hey Mickey!		Toni Basil		AC
He's My Girl		She's My Girl		Fix		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
He's My Transvestite		He's My Girl		David Hallyday		Roy R. Pryor
He's Petting Jo		He's Letting Go		Baillie And The Boys		Ned MacCamden
He's So Huge		What I Got		Sublime		Jaccass
He's Wetting Snow		He's Letting Go		Baillie And The Boys		Ned MacCamden
Head Hunters		Ghostbusters		Ray Parker, Jr.		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Head Like A Roll		Head Like A Hole		Nine Inch Nails		i_need_the_chunky
Headed For A Brawl		Headed For A Fall		Firefall		Flora Rolf
Headed For A Crawl		Headed For A Fall		Firefall		Flora Rolf
Headed For A Drawl		Headed For A Fall		Firefall		Flora Rolf
Headed For A Knoll		Headed For A Fall		Firefall		Flora Rolf
Headed For A Lull		Headed For A Fall		Firefall		Flora Rolf
Headed For A Spring		Headed For A Fall		Firefall		Flora Rolf
Headed For A Summer		Headed For A Fall		Firefall		Flora Rolf
Headed For A Winter		Headed For A Fall		Firefall		Flora Rolf
Headed For An Autumn		Headed For A Fall		Firefall		Flora Rolf
Headed For You All		Headed For A Fall		Firefall		Flora Rolf
Headful of Snot		Headful of Doubt		The Avett Brothers		Marjorie Preston
Heal Possibility		Real Possibility		Lisa Whelchel		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Hear 'Em Dance		Harem Dance		Armenian Jazz Sextet		D. Melody Dole, MD
Heart Vs. Me		Stomach Vs. Heart		Barenaked ladies		Josh Hefner
Heart All A-Draggin'		Heart Of A Dragon		Dragonforce		Emily Lime
Heart Attack		Heart Riot		Left Alone		lauren x hateyou
heart attack		fart attack		sum41		caitlin
Heart Bitch		Art Bitch		Charli XCX		Emily Lime
Heart Of Eyes		Heart Of Ice		Joe Jackson		Nell Allen
Heart On The Flower		Heart On The Floor		The Summer Set		H. Tim Smith
Heartburn Tonight		Heartache Tonight		The Eagles		Mickey D.
Hearts Unwind		Hearts And Minds		Ivoryline		Richard Wetfuss
Heat It		Beat It		Michael Jackson		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Heat Of My Fart		Beat Of My Heart		Hilary Duff		SR
Heat Of The Monument		Heat Of The Moment		Asia		Blake DeKalb
Heather's Walnut		Heather's Wall		Ty Herndon		Sir Ron Norris
Heather's Walrus		Heather's Wall		Ty Herndon		Sir Ron Norris
Heave, Stretch, Shake		Breathe, Stretch, Shake		MaSe		Dawn Anwad
Heaven Ain't Nothin' Like Earth		Heaven Is A Place On Earth		Belinda Carlisle		sherock
Heaven Brawling		Heaven Calling		Black Veil Brides		Regina Haniger
Heaven Crawling		Heaven Calling		Black Veil Brides		Regina Haniger
Heaven Day Weekend		Seven Day Weekend		Gary U.S. Bonds		Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit
Heaven Drawling		Heaven Calling		Black Veil Brides		Regina Haniger
Heaven Hauling		Heaven Calling		Black Veil Brides		Regina Haniger
Heaven is a Haircilp		Heaven is a Halfpipe		OPM		The Real Slim Shadier
Heaven Is A Half Pint		Heaven Is A Half Pipe		OPM		Regina Haniger
Heaven Is A Hash Pipe		Heaven Is A Halfpipe		OPM		Zoggi
Heaven Is A Hogshead		Heaven Is A Halfpipe		OPM		Trevor Overt
Heaven Is A Planet Like Earth		Heaven Is A Place On Earth		Belinda Carlisle		I'm From The Planet Pluto
Heaven Is A Quarter Tun		Heaven Is A Halfpipe		OPM		Trevor Overt
Heaven Is Two Barrels		Heaven Is A Halfpipe		OPM		Trevor Overt
Heaven Must Be Dismissing An Angel		Heaven Must Be Missing An Angel		Tavares		D. Melody Dole, MD
Heaven On The 7th Ceiling		Heaven On The 7th Floor		Paul Nicholas		Tess O. Gosset
Heaven Scrawling		Heaven Calling		Black Veil Brides		Regina Haniger
Heaven Trawling		Heaven Calling		Black Veil Brides		Regina Haniger
Heavin' My Girth		Heaven and Earth		Kylie Minogue		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Heaving Out The Beers		Reeling In The Year's		Steely Dan		princejellyfish
Heavy Bleeding		Barely Breathing		Duncan Sheik		Kaylie L
Heavy Faux Cuss		Heavy Focus		Adrianne Lenker		Nicole Velocin
Heavy Metal Bummer		Heavy Metal Drummer		Wilco		Margo Gram
Heavy Van		Chevy Van		Sammy Johns		D. Melody Dole, MD
Heckhole		Hellhole		Spinal Tap		Rock Maninoff
Hedges		Ledges		Ex Vivian		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Heffer Song		Zephyr Song		Red Hot Chili Peppers		john
Heidi, I'm In Love		Friday, I'm In Love		The Cure		Lisa Basil
Height like Tree		Write on Me		Fifth Harmony		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Heinz 57 [another brand of steak sauce]		A1		Evenny		Isac
Held Her		Shelter		Lisa Whelchel		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Held Me		Hold Me		Whitney Houston		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Helicopter Purple Liver		Jet Black Heart		5 Seconds Of Summer		Richard Wetfuss
Hell Ana		Helena		My Chemical Romance		lady
Hell In A Briefcase		Hell In A Bucket		Grateful Dead		Old Man Edgar Winter
Hell in Heels		Hell on Wheels		Cher		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Hell In Your Ears [impossible like orig. title]		Heaven In Your Eyes		Loverboy		Isac
Hell Is A Place On Mars		Heaven Is A Place On Earth		Belinda Carlisle		Isac
Hell Must Be Missing A Devil		Heaven Must Be Missing An Angel		Tavares		Isac
A Hell Of A Basement		All Hell For A Basement		Big Sugar		Nell Allen
Hell On The 13th Floor		Heaven On The 7th Floor		Paul Nicholas		Isac
Hell to Pay		Miles Away		Madonna		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Hell Yeah		Hey Ya		Outkast		rap
Hella Fat Girl		Hollaback Girl		Gwen Stefani		Kaylie L
Hello		Shadow		Ashlee Simpson		Andrew Darwitan
Hello and Goodbye		So Much for Goodbye		Secret		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Hello Mary Kay		Hello Mary Lou		Rick Nelson		oldtimer
Hello Yesterday		Hello Tomorrow		Zebrahead		Renee Keener
Help Me		Hold Me		Whitney Houston		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Help Me Make It Through Hell Night		Help Me Make It Through The Night		Sammi Smith		country
Help Me, Ron DeSantis		Help Me, Rhonda		The Beach Boys		Lori Tirol
Help! I Can't Sing!		Help I'm a Fish		Little Trees		The Real Slim Shadier
Help, I Aint Rich		Help, Im A Fish		Litlle Trees		anouk
Helpless Auto-Dealer		Helpless Automaton		Men At Work		Flakey Crossants
Hemmorrhoids (In My Butt)		Hemorrhage (In My Hands)		Fuel		Mark
Hemorrhaging Lust		Bleeding Love		Leona Lewis		She
Hentail King		Cocktail Queen		Deadmau5		D. Melody Dole, MD
Her Crawl		Her Strut		Bob Seger		rocker
Her Dandy's Hideaway		Hernando's Hideaway		Carol Haney		Richard Wetfuss
Her Spirit In The Light		Her Ghost In The Fog		Cradle of Filth		ficticious
Her-steria		Hysteria		Muse		rocky
The Herds Get Stuck In My Throat		The Words Get Stuck In My Throat		Devo		Regina Haniger
Here Come Those Jeers Again		Here Come Those Tears Again		Jackson Browne		Evil Olive
Here Come Those Spears Again		Here Come Those Tears Again		Jackson Browne		Evil Olive
Here Comes Bunny Again		Here Comes Honey Again		Bill Anderson		Regina Haniger
Here Comes Sunny Again		Here Comes Honey Again		Bill Anderson		Regina Haniger
Here Comes the Pain Again		Here Comes the Rain Again		Eurythmics		Susan M.
Here In 'Nam		Here I Am		Leona Lewis		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Here We Boat Again		Here We Go Again		Laughing Hyenas		The Mole
Here We Moat Again		Here We Go Again		Laughing Hyenas		The Mole
Here's A Quarter (Find Someone Who Gives a S***)		Here's A Quarter (Call Someone Who Cares)		Travis Tritt		Countryboy
Here's to the Fight		Here's to the Night		Eve 6		Pikachu
Hermano's Hideaway		Hernando's Hideaway		Carol Haney		Richard Wetfuss
Hernando's Highway		Hernando's Hideaway		Carol Haney		Richard Wetfuss
Hero (Sandwich)		Hero		Enrique Iglesias		I am the viod
Hero Hero		Mirror Mirror		M2M		Andrew Darwitan
Herpes		Her Strut		Bob Seger		oldrock
Heshe		She		Elvis Costello/The Monkees		Aaerni
Hesistant		Determined		Mudvayne		Kaylie L
Hex Me		Sex Me		R. Kelly		BabyCB
Hex Me A Person		Mix Me A Person		Adam Faith		D. Melody Dole, MD
Hex Y'all Need		Sexual Needs		Adina Howard		Sir Ron Norris
Hexes And Dopes		Exes And Ohs		Elle King		Sheila Oh
Hexes And Foes		Ex's And Oh's		Elle King		D. Melody Dole, MD
Hey Allah		Hey Ya		Outkast		Aliya
Hey Fatty		Hey Baby		No Doubt		Billy-Will
Hey Pa		Hey Ma		Cam'ron		Asley Z.
Hey Portia		Hey Porsche		Nelly		Margo Gram
Hey Sexy		Dear Jessie		Madonna		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Hey, Schmo		Hey, Joe		Jimi Hendrix		oldschool
Hey, Who Drove My Car?		We R Who We R		Ke$ha		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Hi		Fly		Hilary Duff		McKenzie Bob
Hi		Fly		Hilary Duff		Andrew Darwitan
Hi Ena		Hyena		The Gazette		wonka bar
Hi Nina		Hyena		The Gazette		wonka bar
HI, HI, HI		Bye, Bye ,Bye		N'SNYC		Brittney
Hi, hi, hi		Bye, bye, Bye		N'sync		Chewbacca
Hi-yah!		Hey Ya!		Outkast		25 Cent
Hiccup		Wake Up		Hilary Duff		Raphaella So
Hiccuptown		Hicktown		Jason Aldean		Tess O. Gosset
Hidden Love		Secret Love		B.A.P.		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Hide By Life Away		Take My Breath Away		Jessica Simpson		Sam
The Hide is Mine		The Tide is High		Blondie		Weamon
Hide, It's Your Weddin'		Inside Your Heaven		Carrie Underwood		Mark
hide,its frightening		ride the lightning		mettalica		jezz
High		Fly		Hilary Duff		Helga
High Bred Moments		Hybrid Moments		The Misfits		Regina Haniger
high crime in the summertime		hot fun in the summertime		sly and the family stone		dumb donald
High High High		Hi Hi Hi		Wings		joe
High There It's Me Again		Hi There It's Me Again		Belle Perez		Blake DeKalb
High Waters Will Flood		Raindrops Will Fall		Tamyra Gray		Regina Haniger
High, high, high		bye bye bye		N'sync		Jess
Highdark		Highlight		Seventeen		D. Melody Dole, MD
Highway To Hell		Highway To Heaven		AC/DC		AJ
The Hilton Sisters		Stupid Girls		Pink		She
The Hilton Sisters		American Idiot		Green Day		Tom
Hindu Sitar		Spanish Guitar		Toni Braxton		Paul Warren
Hip To My Fart		Hip To My Heart		The Band Perry		Lori Tirol
Hips Too Wide		Hips Don't Lie		Shakira		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
His Stereo		Hysteria		Muse		rockhead
Hiss		Kiss		Prince		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Hissing		Missing		Evanescence		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
History Defeats Itself		History Repeats Itself		Buddy Starcher		Emily Lime
History Song		Mystery Song		Holly McNarland		Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit
hit me daddy one more time		hit me baby one more time		britney spears		lil' devil
Hit Me With Your Logarithm Stick		Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick		Ian Dury and the Blockheads		Ron N. O'Connor
Hit Me With Your Pet Shark		Hit Me With Your Best Shot		Pat Benatar		Rpollck
Hit My Baby One More Time		Baby One More Time		Britney Spears		newschool
Hit Your Body		Rock Your Body		Justin Timberlake		Teddy Bear
Hitching Boy		Whipping Post		The Allman Brothers Band		Marlene L. Ram
HIV		Alive		POD		Masterbasser56
Ho		Oh		Ciara		weirdkid106
Ho-Cheese		Cochise		Audioslave		Kaylie L
Hoagie For A Day		Hero For A Day		Metallica		hardrock
Hobbies		Goodies		Ciara		Andrew Darwitan
Hocus Focus		Heavy Focus		Adrianne Lenker		Nell Allen
Hocus Pocus		Focus		Ariana Grande		Blake DeKalb
Hohoho merry christmas		You drive me crazy		Britney Spears		mary and bob
Hoisin		Poison		Alice Cooper		Blake DeKalb
Hola Adios		Hello Goodbye		Live On Arrival		Kaylie L
Hold Back The Quiver		Hold Back The River		James Bay		Marlene L. Ram
Hold My Foot, Hold My Liver		Hold My Hand, Hold My Heart		The Chantrellines		Tess O. Gosset
Hold On Lucy		Hold On Loosely		.38 Special		Lisa Basil
Hold On To Your Cash		Hold On To Your Dreams		Triumph		Indy
Hold On To Your Nightmare		Hold On To Your Dream Dream		Stratovarius		Blake DeKalb
Holding Back My Ears		Holding Back The Years		Simply Red		ben johnson
Holding Hands With The Booze		Holding Hands With The Blues		Denise LaSalle		Waldo D. Law
Holding Hands With The Fuse		Holding Hands With The Blues		Denise LaSalle		Waldo D. Law
Holding Hands With The Screws		Holding Hands With The Blues		Denise LaSalle		Waldo D. Law
Hole		Blow		Ke$ha		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Hole		Stole		Kelly Rowland		yanet:ass seen on TV
Hole Drippin'		Soul Drippin'		The Mauds		Regina Haniger
Hole In My Heart		Shape Of My Heart		Backstreet Boys		Deana
Hole Over Beethoven		Roll Over Beethoven		Chuck Berry		Winter Pepper
Holed Heritage		Cold Heritage		Lacuna Coil		Regina Haniger
Hollow		Holler		Spice Girls		Chris Kuan
Hollow		Holler		Spice Girls		Chris Kuan
Hollow Back Girl		Hollaback Girl		Gwen Stefani		Regina Haniger
Hollower Than Thou		Holier Than Thou		Metallica		Darkren
Holly's Dream Vaccination		Holly's Dream Vacation		Super Deluxe		Nicole Velocin
Hollywood Plaque		Hollywood Black		Dio		Lydia Idyl
Holy Bull		Holy Cow		Lee Dorsey		Richard Wetfuss
Holy Day		Holiday		Green Day		yapa
Home All Alone		Video Phone		Beyonce		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Home In My Strand		Home In My Hand		Foghat		D. Melody Dole, MD
Home Of The Strange		Home On The Range		Traditional		oldsongs
Home To Bray		Home To Stay		Josh Groban		Tess O. Gosset
Home To Play		Home To Stay		Josh Groban		Tess O. Gosset
Home To Spray		Home To Stay		Josh Groban		Tess O. Gosset
The Homecoming Queen's Got Some Buns		The Homecoming Queen's Got A Gun		Julie Brown		not funny
Homer		Over		Lindsay Lohan		Franz Chong
Homer		Sober		Tool		S.T.G.
Hominid Invasion		Humanoid Invasion		Laserdance		Renee Keener
Homo Erectus		Homo Sapien		Pete Shelley		Brit Boxx
Honey Bunny		Money Honey		Lady GaGa		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Honey Queen (That Bee)		Drama Queen (That Girl)		Lindsay Lohan		Andrew Darwitan
Honey Wheat		Honey White		Morphine		Opie M.
Honey, Suck My Nose		Honeysuckle Rose		Ella Fitzgerald		Jan-Willem van Prooijen
Hooka' Hooka'		Suga' Suga'		Baby Bash		Chris N
Hooked On A Ceiling		Hooked On A Feeling		Blue Swede		Regina Haniger
Hooked On Spring		Hooked On Swing		Larry Elgart		Regina Haniger
Hooked On String		Hooked On Swing		Larry Elgart		Regina Haniger
Hooker In A Corner		Genie In A Bottle		Christina Aguilera		~*Lily*~
Hookers Will Be Here Forever		Love Will Keep Us Together		The Captain and Tenille		Jenna
Hookie		Nookie		Limp Bizkit		MISTER P
Hoot		Froot		Marina And The Diamonds		Regina Haniger
Hops Of Jupiter		Drops Of Jupiter		Train		Regina Haniger
The Horn That Couldn't Toot		The Bell That Couldn't Jingle		Herb Alpert		D. Melody Dole, MD
Horny as a Toad		Honey Im Home		Shania Twain		~ Evil Tears ~
Horny Flies		Bye Bye Bye		N' Sync		kreig
Horny Girl		Rich Girl		Gwen Stefani		cat_inthehat
Horny Girl		Rich Girl		Gwen Stefani		nikki hart
Horny To Make You Happy		Born To Make You Happy		Britney Spears		Meru42
Horror Movies, Porn and Liquor		Blood, Sex and Booze		Green Day		Lizzie
Horse In The Horseradish		Sand In The Sandwiches		The Twilights		D. Melody Dole, MD
A Horse With No Clavicles		A Horse With No Name		America		D. Melody Dole, MD
A Horse With No Gallbladder		A Horse With No Name		America		D. Melody Dole, MD
Horses Ride Girls Too		Girls Ride Horses Too		Judy Rodman		Marge Pegram
Hosing Time		Closing Time		Semisonic		Richard Wetfuss
Hot 4 U		One 4 U		A-Jax		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Hot Child In The Chevy		Hot Child In The City		Nick Gilder		rocky
Hot Dame		Hot Game		A-Jax		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Hot Dog		Hound Dog		Elvis Presley		The Rev. A. Palgut
Hot Fame		Hot Game		A-Jax		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Hot Flame		Hot Game		A-Jax		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
hot in her		hot in here		nelly		genie
Hot in Herre		Forgettin'		Nelly		Sarah
Hot Name		Hot Game		A-Jax		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Hot Rod Farts		Hot Rod Hearts		Robby DuPree		fake
Hot Roll		Hot Hole		PIG		i_need_the_chunky
Hot Shot		Tik Tok		Ke$ha		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Hot Smoker		Hot Summer		f(x)		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Hot Spot		Tik Tok		Ke$ha		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Hot Stunner		Hot Summer		f(x)		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Hotel Caniformia		Hotel California		The Eagles		Weast Weasel
Hotel is 5 Star		We R Who We R		Ke$ha		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Hotel Lover		No Tell Lover		Chicago		Marge Pegram
Hound Zero		Ground Zero		Chris Cornell		D. Melody Dole, MD
House		Home		Michael Buble		Hunter
House Of Shampoo		House Of Bamboo		Earl Grant		Renee Keener
House Of Slaves		House Of Wolves		My Chemical Romance		Amanda Day
Housebreaking Pup Is Hard To Do		Breaking Up Is Hard To Do		Neil Sedaka		Tess O. Gosset
How Am I Gonna Watch The Game?		How Are You Gonna See Me Now?		Alice Cooper		oldrock
How Bazaar		How Bizarre		OMC		Ned MacCamden
How Can I Be Shier		How Can I Be Sure		David Cassidy		Lydia Idyl
How Can We Belong		How Can We Be Wrong		Trinere		Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit
How Clean Is Your House?		How Deep Is Your Love?		Bee Gees		pickle*
How Deep Is The Snow?		How Deep Is Your Love?		The Bee Gees		winter
How Did It Go?		How Will I Know		Whitney Houston		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
how do i cope without you		how do i live without you		Leann Rimes		jamie mattox
How Do You Kill An Oompaloompa?		How Do You Talk To An Angel?		The Heights		nedflandersisonfire
How do you milk a cow		How do you like me now		Toby Keith		so blissful
How Do You Schiel		How Do You Feel		311		Future Backer
How Do You Solve a Problem Like Urea?		How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria?		The Sound Of Music (Musical)		Paris Hilton Is On Fire
How Far We've Cum		How Far We've Come		Matchbox Twenty		hekifier
How Fortunate The Man With Fun		How Fortunate The Man With None		Dead Can Dance		Renee Keener
How Fortunate The Man With Gun		How Fortunate The Man With None		Dead Can Dance		Renee Keener
How Fortunate The Man With Nun		How Fortunate The Man With None		Dead Can Dance		Renee Keener
How Fortunate The Man With Pun		How Fortunate The Man With None		Dead Can Dance		Renee Keener
How Fortunate The Man With Sun		How Fortunate The Man With None		Dead Can Dance		Renee Keener
How High, How Steep, How Wide		How High, How Deep, How Wide		Lisa Whelchel		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
How I Could Just Bake A Ham?		How I Could Just Kill A Man?		Cypress Hill		Hazer
How Mercury Looks From Here		How Mercy Looks From Here		Amy Grant		Lydia Idyl
How The Weather Behaves		How The Heart Behaves		Was (Not Was)		Mickey D.
How to Pee a Fartshaker		How to Be a Heartbreaker		Marina and the Diamonds		Winter Pepper
How to Prevent a Death		How to Save a Life		The Fray		Dongquan
How We Dupe Arty		How We Do (Party)		Rita Ora		Mary Byram
How We Poo		How We Do		The Game Feat. 50 Cent		michelle
How You Annoy Me		How You Remind Me		Nickelback		Mandy
Howard's Nail		Howard's Tale		Sick Puppies		Regina Haniger
Howard's Pail		Howard's Tale		Sick Puppies		Regina Haniger
Howard's Quail		Howard's Tale		Sick Puppies		Regina Haniger
Howard's Tail		Howard's Tale		Sick Puppies		H. Tim Smith
Howard's Trail		Howard's Tale		Sick Puppies		Regina Haniger
Hubble Agent		Double Agent		Amanda Marshall		Linda Radnil
Hubble Is A Friend		Trouble Is A Friend		Lenka		Flora Rolf
Hug A Pot		Patapan		Michelle Amato		Marlene L. Ram
Hugh's Johnny		Who's Johnny		El DeBarge		Linda Radnil
Hum To Daddy		Come To Daddy		Aphex Twin		Lydia Idyl
Hummerstruck		Thunderstruck		AC/DC		ThatAwesomeGuy
Hummin'		Human		Human League		Nell Allen
Humor Has It		Rumour Has It		Adele		D. Melody Dole, MD
Humpin' Humpin'		Jumpin' Jumpin'		Destiny's Child		Anon
Humpin' Humpin'		Jumpin' Jumpin'		Destiny's Child		Nico Flores
Humpin' On Your Stereo		Pumpin' On Your Stereo		Supergrass		sian webb
Hun		Run		Youna		Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Hung		Numb		Linkin' Park		Andrew Darwitan
The Hung and The D***less		The Young and The Hopeless		Good Charlotte		newrock
Hung Her In John		Hunger In John		Rachel Sage		Mae Beam
Hung Like A Bird		Im Like A Bird		Nelly Furtado		THe MAd MAn
Hungry Jack		Happy Jack		The Who		Brit Boxx
Hungry Jack		Hungry Eyes		Eric Carmen		MOR
Hunk		Numb		Linkin' Park		Andrew Darwitan
Hunky Magic		Monkey Magic		Godiego		Ron N. O'Connor
Hunt		Numb		Linkin' Park		Andrew Darwitan
Huntin' The Night Roll		Lettin' The Night Roll		Justin Moore		Mike Garrison
Hunting For Snitches		Hunting For Witches		Bloc Party		Bill Blast
Hurl		Girl		Paul Wall		mark
The Hurricanes and The Damage Done (In Florida)		The Needle and The Damage Done		Neil Young		rocky
Hurts		First		Lindsay Lohan		Andrew Darwitan
Hush!		Crush		Mandy Moore		Andrew Darwitan
Hyatt In Cell Block #9		Riot In Cell Block #9		Robin S.		D. Melody Dole, MD
Hybrid Baby		Gasoline Baby		Marshall Crenshaw		Waldo D. Law
Hybrid Monuments		Hybrid Moments		The Misfits		Regina Haniger
Hydrant Moments		Hybrid Moments		The Misfits		Regina Haniger
Hyena		Maria		Blondie		Cotton Lorraine
Hymen		Human		Human League		Nell Allen
Hyundai Grace		Hungry Eyes		Eric Carmen		Dieguito

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