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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> G, Page 1
This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.
Entries Beginning with G, Page 1
Entries starting with G are split into multiple pages: 1 2 3 4
Song Name | Performer Name | Product Name | Submitted by: | |||
| Gallows Pole | Led Zepplin | Suicide Help Line | superdave | |||
| Gallows Pole | Led Zeppelin | Anti-Death Penalty Advocates | rocky | |||
| Gallows Pole | Led Zeppelin | Suicide Prevention Hotline | SI-MAE | |||
| The Gambler | Kenny Rogers | stockbroker | David R | |||
| The Gambler | Kenny Rogers | Gamblers Anonymous | Ed | |||
| The Gambler | Kenny Rogers | Casino/Mafia Headquarters | Ryan Harder | |||
| The Game is Over | *NSYNC | Video Game Hotline | Da Phoenix | |||
| The Game Is Over | *NSYNC | Videogame Tipline | Da Phoenix | |||
| Game Show | Insane Clown Posse | TV Dating Shows | Wenona | |||
| Gangsta Love | S Club | Prison/Police Department | Rachel | |||
| Gangsta's Paradise | Coolio | Police Department | Sephiroth | |||
| Gangsters And Thugs | Transplants | Any Police Department | Samantha | |||
| The Gaping Lotus Experience | Tool | Narcotics Anonymous | Mr Stiffy | |||
| Gasolina | Daddy Yankee | Greenpeace | Kerry | |||
| Gasoline | Audioslave | Arson Hotline | Fbug | |||
| Gay Bar | Electric 6 | Straight Bar | cool man | |||
| Gay Bar | Electric Six | Fox News | Lance Crackers | |||
| Gay Bar | Electric Six | Hotline For The Bush Administration | bob | |||
| Gay Bar | Electric Six | A Catholic Church | bob | |||
| Geek Stink Breath | Green Day | Dentist's Office | haha i am dead | |||
| Generation Genocide | Jersey | The White House | Dantana | |||
| Genius In France | Weird Al Yankovic | The Oxymoron Society | BadKarma Chameleon | |||
| Genius In France | Weird Al Yankovic | France Tourism | Frank | |||
| Genocide | Judas Priest | Jewish Anti-Defamation League | Herculina Alencar | |||
| Genocide | The Offspring | World Peace Convention | Ocean-Sirius | |||
| George Ezra | Budapest | Hungary Consulate | Dongquan | |||
| Georgia | Carolyn Dawn Johnson | Georgia Tourism Board | Ryan Harder | |||
| Georgia Stockade | The Kingston Trio | Columbus, GA Chamber of Commerce or Visitor Bureau | Bridget Andrews | |||
| Germs | Weird Al Yankovic | Center for Disease Control (CDC) | Max Maxter | |||
| Get 'Em Out by Friday | Genesis | Department of Housing and Urban Development | Evan | |||
| Get A Haircut | George Thorogood | Hairdressers | goodredshirt | |||
| Get Another Boyfriend | Backstreet Boys | Divorce Helpline | Steph | |||
| Get Born Again | Alice in Chains | Evangelical churches | Evan | |||
| Get Born Again | Alice in Chains | Evangelical churches | Evan | |||
| Get Free | The Vines | The Claustrophobia Hotline | Gabyman | |||
| Get Free | The Vines | Detention Center | Rynn | |||
| Get Free | The Vines | Prison | flavio | |||
| Get Free | The Vines | Jail | andersonparody man man | |||
| Get Happy | B*Witched | Depression Clinic | Opinion Girl | |||
| Get Inside | Stone Sour | Homeless People | paget | |||
| Get It Faster | Jimmy Eat World | Marriage Counselor | Brian Kelly | |||
| Get It On | Kingdom Come | Sex Addicts Anonymous | rockhead | |||
| Get It On | Chase | Birth Control Clinic | crazydon | |||
| Get It Right Next Time | Gerry Rafferty | Enron | UKrock | |||
| Get It Up | TLC | Impotence Advice Helpline | primjit | |||
| Get It Up | Helloween | Viagra | Chani | |||
| Get It, Shorty | Lloyd | Dwarfism Support Line | lady cutie | |||
| Get Low | Lil Jon And The East Side Boyz | The Christian Church | Lukas | |||
| Get Me Out Of Jail | Petey Pablo | Paris Hilton's Answering Service | Glenn | |||
| Get Me To The Church On Time | My Fair Lady | Divorce Lawyer | Pope George Ringo | |||
| Get Money | Junior Mafia | Debt Helpline | percy | |||
| Get Naked | Methon Of Mayhem | Abu Ghraib Prison | meQal | |||
| Get Naked | Methods of Mayhem | Jail where Saddam Hussein is staying | rockhead | |||
| Get Naked | Method Of Mayhem | Any Abstinence Promoting Organization | meQal | |||
| Get Naked | Methods of Mayhem | Celebacy Hotline | Juanita | |||
| Get Naked | Method Of Mayhem | Hilton Hotels | meQal | |||
| Get Naked | Method Of Mayhem | Bill Clinton Presidential Library | meQal | |||
| Get Off The Internet | Le Tigre | Internet Addicts Anonymous | Guise | |||
| Get Off The Internet | Le Tigre | Any ISP/Computer tech support | Ingeborg S. Nordén | |||
| Get On The Bus | Destiny's Child | Bus Service | Marv | |||
| Get On Up | The Esquires | Paraplegic's Support Group, Funeral Home | JesusGeek | |||
| Get On Your Feet | Gloria Estefan | Handicap Hotline | Da Phoenix | |||
| Get Out (Leave) | JoJo | Australian Army Recruitment Video | Kevin Breslin | |||
| Get Out (Leave) | JoJo | Divorce/Marriage Counselort | MewSword | |||
| Get Out Of Control | Daniel Ash | George Steinbrenner's Office | newave | |||
| Get Out Of Control | Daniel Ash | White House | newave | |||
| Get Out Of Control | Daniel Ash | DMV/BMV | newave | |||
| Get Out Of My House | Kate Bush | Habitat For Humanity | KooKooDee | |||
| Get Outta This House | Shawn Colvin | National Runaway Hotline | Tatiana | |||
| Get Over It | Avril Lavigne | Depression Counseling | Arilary P. | |||
| Get Over It | OK Go | Psychiatrist's Office/Counseling Center | Demonmoocow | |||
| Get Over Yourself | Eden's Crush | Psychiatrist's Office | Jenalee | |||
| Get Stoned | Hinder | Drug Rehab | Hall0weenT0wn | |||
| Get Together | The Youngbloods | Congress | politic | |||
| Get Together | The Youngbloods | Divorce Court | Freedom Rock | |||
| Get Your Gunn | Marilyn Manson | A Psychopathic Rednecks Answering Service | Ben Ingram | |||
| The Get-Along Gang Theme Song | Haim Saban & Shuki Levy | U.S. Congress | Kerry | |||
| Getaway Car | AudioSlave | Mexican Taxi Cabs | TheMatrixKid | |||
| Gett Off | Prince | Brothel | The Invisible Man | |||
| Getting Away With Murder | Papa Roach | O.J. Simpson's Residence | Fifi Louise Trixibelle | |||
| Getting Away With Murder | Papa Roach | Robert Wagner's residence | Lance Crackers | |||
| Getting Away With Murder | Papa Roach | OJ Simpson's Voice Mail | Jared | |||
| Getting Away With Murder | Papa Roach | O.J. Simpson's residence | hard rock | |||
| Getting Away With Murder | Papa Roach | America's Most Wanted/ Cops | Regressive Trance | |||
| Getting Away With Murder | Papa Roach | Robert Blake's residence | hard rock | |||
| Ghettomusick | Outkast | Heavy Metal Record Company | Mandie | |||
| The Ghost Of You | My Chemical Romance | Paranormal investigators (ghost hunters) | tictacs941 | |||
| Ghost of You | Mimi Webb | Haunted House | Dongquan | |||
| Ghost Town | The Specials | Urban Redevelopment Scheme | Richard Davies | |||
| Ghostbusters | Ray Parker, Jr. | Exorcist | Larcen Tyler | |||
| Ghostbusters | Ray Parker Jr. | Paranormal Investigation | Josh Bain | |||
| Gibberish | Relient K | National Center for Speech Therapy | Pinto | |||
| Gimme Back My Bullets | Lynyrd Skynyrd | Gun Control Advocates | rocky | |||
| Gimme Back My Bullets | Lynyrd Skynyrd | Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms | rocky | |||
| Gimme Gimme Good Lovin' | Crazy Elephant | VD Clinic | Dan P | |||
| Gimme Shelter | The Rolling Stones | Housing And Urban Development | Sean | |||
| Gimme Some Money | Spinal Tap | The IRS | Kerianne | |||
| Gimme Stitches | Foo Fighters | Surgeon's Office | Rosie | |||
| Gimme The Prize | Queen | Game Show | Anon | |||
| Gimme Three Steps | Lynyrd Skynyrd | Self Defense Class | Josh |
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