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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> R, Page 1
This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.
Entries Beginning with R, Page 1
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Song Name | Performer Name | Product Name | Submitted by: | |||
| R.I.P. | Rita Ora | Funeral Home | Dongquan | |||
| R.I.P. | Gary Numan | Cemetary | ficticious | |||
| Radar Love | Golden Earring | Gary Burghoff fan club | rocker | |||
| Radar Love | Golden Earring | Traffic Infringement Notice Hotline | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Radiation Vibe | Fountains Of Wayne | Nuclear Power Plant | roachc420 | |||
| Radio Ga Ga | Queen | Rush Limbaugh's answering machine | Indomitus | |||
| Radio Radio | Elvis Costello | Sinclair or Infinity Broadcasting | Tim Hall | |||
| Radioactive | Imagine Dragons | Toxic Factory | Dongquan | |||
| Radioactive | The Firm | Atomic Power Station | Hello Konichiwa | |||
| Radioactive | Imagine Dragons | Toxic Factory | Dongquan | |||
| Radioactivity | Kraftwerk | Chernobyl nuclear plant | Akira | |||
| Radioactivity | Kraftwerk | Greenpeace | MC Blargenfedibblenohip | |||
| Raging Waters | Al Jarreau | Incontinence Helpline | Heathcliff the Cat | |||
| The Rain | Roxette | Weather Service | Ed | |||
| Rain | The Script | Weather bureau | Dongquan | |||
| Rain | The Cult | Weather Network | Kathryn | |||
| Rain | Jose Feliciano | Weather Service | Bob | |||
| Rain | Madonna | National Flood Insurance Hotline | iceMan | |||
| Rain | Jose Feliciano | Weather Service | Bob | |||
| Rain | The Beatles | Weather Service | DebbieW | |||
| Rain Dance | Guess Who | Weather Bureau | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Rain, Tax (It's Inevitable) | Celine Dion | IRS | Mary | |||
| Rainbow In The Dark | Dio | Clinic for blind people | nightrain express | |||
| Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head | BJ Thomas | National Weather Service forecast office | Sheegwa Miao | |||
| Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head | BJ Thomas | Roofing company | Tim O'Heron | |||
| Raindrops Will Fall | Tamyra Gray | Hawaii Bureau Of Tourism | Ed | |||
| Raining Blood | Slayer | Blood Bank | Patrick | |||
| Raining In Baltimore | Counting Crows | Baltimore Tourist Agency | SisterGirl | |||
| Rainy Day Women #12 & #35 | Bob Dylan | Drug Rehab Center | Sab | |||
| Rainy Days & Mondays | The Carpenters | The Weather Channel | Edward | |||
| Rainy Days And Mondays | Carpenters | Manic Depression Hotline | John, just John | |||
| Rainy Night In Georgia | Brook Benton | NWS office in drought-afflicted area in Georgia | Kerry | |||
| Raise Up | Saliva | Mortuary/Funeral Home | Geo P. | |||
| Rakuen ~FANATIC~ | Kusao Takeshi (D.N.Angel) | Nation Abstinence Hotline | Ari | |||
| Ramble On | Led Zeppelin | People Who Talk Too Much Org. | Acrylic | |||
| Ramble On | Led Zeppelin | Clinic For The Mentally Ill | Conrad F. | |||
| Ramble On | Led Zeppelin | The President's Speech Writer's Office | onlineuser | |||
| Ramble On | Led Zeppelin | Senility Hotline | kuumuus | |||
| Rancid Amputation | Cannibal Corpse | Surgeon’s Office | Blenis | |||
| Rape Me | Nirvana | Dial-A-Prayer | Liz | |||
| Rape Me | Nirvana | Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch | go*habs*go | |||
| Rape Me | Nirvana | Sexual Abuse Help Center | Papaya | |||
| Rape Me | Nirvana | RAINN (Rape Abuse and Incest National Network) | Sara | |||
| Rape Me | Nirvana | Prison | Fbug | |||
| Rape Me | Nirvana | Rape Hotline | Alfie | |||
| Rape Me | Nirvana | Women's Shelter | Greg | |||
| Rape Me | Nirvana | Kobe Bryant's Hotel Room | Sean Smith | |||
| Rape Me | Nirvana | Rape Hotline | captain mot the pirate | |||
| Rape Me | Nirvana | PBS Fund Drive | Eric Thomas | |||
| Rapper's Delight | Sugarhill Gang | Library | rap | |||
| Rasputin | Boney M | Russian Embassy | Richard Davies | |||
| The Rat Who Would Be King | Matthew Good Band | The White House | RNJ | |||
| Ray Of Light | Madonna | Funeral Home | Opinion Girl | |||
| Razor Boy | Steely Dan | Gillette | Matt Swanton | |||
| Re-Align | Godsmack | Chiropractor | Crazy-ass white boy | |||
| Re-Offender | Travis | Probation Officer | KooKooDee | |||
| Read My Lips | Mary Chapin Carpenter | George H.W. Bush Presidential Library and Museum | Not the Same Bob | |||
| Ready 'n Steady | D.A. and the Dukes | National Sexual Assault Hotline | Yello Jello | |||
| Ready To Die | Andrew W.K. | Euthanasia hotline | plasket | |||
| Ready to Die | Andrew W.K. | National Weather Service office during a hurricane | Kerry | |||
| Ready To Run | Dixie Chicks | Rehab Hospital | Lindz | |||
| Ready To Run | Dixie Chicks | Marriage Counceling | Allie | |||
| Real American | Rick Derringer | US Immigration and Naturalization Agency | Marv | |||
| Real Gone Kid | Deacon Blue | Missing Persons Hotline | Kate | |||
| Real Love | The Beatles | Divorce Hotline | David | |||
| The Real Slim Shady | Eminem | Car Dealership | rap | |||
| Real Sugar | Roxette | Artificial Sweetener Company | Ed | |||
| Rearviewmirrior | Pearl Jam | Car Service Hotline | Glenn Rousseau | |||
| Reason | Hoobastank | Suicide Hotline | rubber duckey | |||
| Reasons To Be Beautiful | Hole | Plastic Surgeon | Jess | |||
| Rebel Without A Pause | Public Enemy | Video Game Hotline | Greg Boize | |||
| Rebel Yell | Billy Idol | Youth Counselling Center | JoeKing | |||
| Rebel Yell | Billy Idol | Library | Hello Konichiwa | |||
| Rebels Of The Sacred Heart | Flogging Molly | Any Religious Organization | Eric Sarley | |||
| Recruiting Sargeant | Great Big Sea | Any Military Recruitment Hotline | tckma | |||
| Recruiting Sargeant | Great Big Sea | Military Recruitment Office | tckma | |||
| The Red | Chevelle | Anger Management | ice | |||
| Red Alert | Basement Jaxx | Department of Homeland Security | been_a_son | |||
| Red Barchetta | Rush | California Highway Patrol | Josh | |||
| The Red Carpet Grave | Marilyn Manson | Talent Agency | tictacs941 | |||
| Red Dress | LoveHateHero | Mens Clothing Store | Travis | |||
| Red Lenses | Rush | 1-800-CONTACTS | Percy Femur | |||
| Red Light Fever | Liz Phair | Motor Vehicle Administration | Ray | |||
| Red Rain | Peter Gabriel | EPA | Fbug | |||
| Red Rain | The White Stripes | Hurricane Katrina Donation Line | Fifi Trixibelle | |||
| Red Red Wine | UB40 | Alcoholics Anonymous | meQal | |||
| Red Red Wine | UB40 | Al-Anon | Beichan | |||
| Red Roses (Won't Work Now) | Reba McEntire | FTD Florist | Missy | |||
| Red, Red Wine | U2 | Alcoholics Anonymous | Allison | |||
| Red, Red Wine | UB40 | Budweiser Or Other Brewery; Alcoholics Anonymous | Ingeborg S. Nordén | |||
| Red, Red Wine | UB40 | Alcoholics Anonymous | Miki Koishikawa | |||
| Redneck Yacht Club | Craig Morgan | Country Club | Ed | |||
| Rednecks | Randy Newman | Bill Borrows' Answering Machine | pickle* | |||
| Reeling In The Years | Steely Dan | Senior Citizen Housing Project | Larcen Tyler | |||
| Reflections On A Broken Mirror | New Earth Mud | Mirror Specialty Store | onlineuser | |||
| Refugee | Tom Petty | Refugee and Torture Crisis Line | Tatiana | |||
| Refugee | Tom Petty | Refugee and Torture Crisis Line | Tatiana | |||
| Rehab | Amy Winehouse | Amy Winehouse's answering machine | Agrimorfee | |||
| Rehab | Amy Winehouse | Rehabilitation Clinic | Temari | |||
| Rehab | Amy Winehouse | Lindsay Lohan's answering machine | I'm So Mysterious |
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