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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> S, Page 1
This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.
Entries Beginning with S, Page 1
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Song Name | Performer Name | Product Name | Submitted by: | |||
| S.O.B. | Nathaniel Rateliff & the Night Sweats | AA | David R | |||
| S.O.S. | Rihanna | Sea Rescue | Dongquan | |||
| S.O.S. (Rescue Me) | Rihanna | 9-1-1 | Ant Ko | |||
| Sabotage | Beasty Boys | The Army | Jillyfoo | |||
| The Sad Skinhead | Faust | Gail Porter's Answering Machine | Pickle* | |||
| Sad Songs (Say So Much) | Elton John | Depression Hotline | Larcen Tyler | |||
| Sad Songs (Say So Much) | Elton John | Depression Hotline | Larcen Tyler | |||
| Saddest Thing I Know | Cherry Poppin' Daddies | Depression Help Line | Erucolindo Ohtarea | |||
| Sadness In The Night | Tarja | Depression Hotline | Wanda Pierce | |||
| Sadness In The Night | Tarja | Depression Hotline | Wanda Pierce | |||
| Safe Place | Staind | Witness Protection Program | Death_Zero | |||
| Safety Dance | Men Without Hats | National Safety Council | Catch | |||
| Said I Loved You But I Lied | Michael Bolton | Bridal Shop | Kevin | |||
| Sailing | Christopher Cross | Cruise Line | Andrew | |||
| Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast | Frank Zappa | IHOP | MC Blargenfedibblenohip | |||
| Sally Simpson | The Who | Stalker Hotline | carly_carlz | |||
| Sally Simpson | The Who | Stalker Helpline | carly_carlz | |||
| Salt In Our Wounds | HIM | Hospital | t | |||
| Salt Shaker | Ying Yang Twins | Morton Salt Hotline | Greg Boize | |||
| Same Blood | The Academy Is... | Blood donation | Anonymous | |||
| Same Old Brand New You | A1 | Plastic Surgeon's Office | Da Phoenix | |||
| San Fransisco Bay Blues | Eric Clapton, Peter, Paul, and Mary | Port of Los Angeles | Donna W | |||
| San Quentin | Johnny Cash | San Quentin State Prison | Jeffrey Graham | |||
| Sanatarium | Metallica | Insane Insylium | Stobes | |||
| Sanitorium | Metallica | Mental Hospital | SisterGirl | |||
| Satan Gave Me A Taco | Beck | Taco Bell | plasket | |||
| Satellite | P.O.D. | Cable TV | Greesha | |||
| Satisfaction | Rolling Stones | Any company in general | sio | |||
| Saturday Night | Aaron Carter | Saturday Night Live HQ | Thomas Wimmer | |||
| Saturday Night At The Movies | The Drifters | Cinema | ClarinetMad | |||
| Saturday Night In Toledo, Ohio | John Denver | Toledo, Ohio, Chamber Of Commerce | crazydon | |||
| Saturday Night Special | Lynyrd Skynyrd | NRA Headquarters | rocky | |||
| Saturday Night Special | Lynyrd Skynyrd | Families of school shooting victims and gunmen. | rocky | |||
| Saturday Night's Alright (for Fighting) | Elton John | Anger Management Hotline | roachc420 | |||
| Saturday Night's Alright For Fightin' | Elton John | Any Bar | Tim Kotula | |||
| Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy | Big & Rich | Jerry Jones/Dallas Cowboys front office | Odie Garfield | |||
| Save It For A Rainy Day | Jayhawks | Savings And Loan | MAGick | |||
| Save Me | Queen | Rescue service/911 | Ocean-Sirius | |||
| Save Yourself | Stabbing Westward | Police/Fire Department/911 | Mazotti | |||
| Saviour | LIGHTS | Christian Camps and Retreats | Anonymous | |||
| Savoy Truffle | The Beatles | Weight Watchers | Pope George Ringo | |||
| Say Anything | Good Charlotte | Mutes | retsehcekim | |||
| Say Anything | Good Charlotte | The Helen Keller Foundation | nightmarez013 | |||
| Say Hello 2 Heaven | Temple Of The Dog | Hospital Emergency Ward | MJ | |||
| Say Hello To The Angels | Interpol | Funeral Home | Alexis | |||
| Say It Loud | Skillet | Hearing Aid Manufacturer | Admiral Memo | |||
| Say it Loud- I'm Black and I'm Proud | James Brown | The K.K.K. | Liz | |||
| Say My Name | Destiny's Child | Amnesia Rehab | The_Raven7 | |||
| Say Nice Things About Detroit | They Might Be Giants | Detroit tourist agency | Project Bluestreak | |||
| Say Say Say | Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson | Free Speech | jorge | |||
| Say Somethin' | Mariah Carey | Speech Therapy Centre | primjit | |||
| Say What You Want | Texas | Free Speech/Any Phone Company | Anon | |||
| Say When | The Fray | Online Dating Service | Dongquan | |||
| Say When | The Fray | Horror Movies | Dongquan | |||
| Say You'll Be There | Spice Girls | Missing Persons Unit | Dongquan | |||
| Say You, Say Me | Lionel Ritchie | Schizophrenia Hotline | Damolisher | |||
| Sayonara | Gackt Camui | Suicide Hotline | Jerseymilkferrets | |||
| Scandinavian Skies | Billy Joel | Any airline *except* SAS | Ingeborg S. Nordén | |||
| Scar Tissue | Red Hot Chili Peppers | Plastic Surgery | TheMatrixKid | |||
| Scars | Papa Roach | Hospital | Worawat | |||
| Scars | Papa Roach | Plastic Surgery | daboink | |||
| Scars | Papa Roach | Plastic Surgery Clinic | angyroach | |||
| Scenes From An Italian Restaurant | Billy Joel | Chinese Take Away | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| School's Out | Alice Cooper | School/ School supply store | enigma42sims | |||
| School's Out | Alice Cooper | School | Joelle | |||
| Scream Aim Fire | Bullet For My Valentine | Army Recruiter | Sean | |||
| Screamer | Good Charlotte | Rape Crisis Center | Taylor | |||
| Screwdriver | The White Stripes | Alcoholics Anonymous | ObLaBlah | |||
| Scum Sweetheart | Audio Adrenaline | Dating Service | Admiral Memo | |||
| Sea Of Forgetfullness | Seven Day Jesus | Ginseng Company | Admiral Memo | |||
| Sea Of Sorrow | Alice in Chains | Exxon | Red Ant | |||
| The Search Is Over | Survivor | Coast Guard Search And Rescue Unit | Ed | |||
| Seasons Change | Expose | National Weather Service | Andrew Lourey | |||
| Seasons In The Abyss | Slayer | The Houses Of Every Red Sox Fan | BadKarma Chameleon | |||
| Seasons In The Abyss | Slayer | Civil Engineering | metal_kea | |||
| Seasons In The Sun | Westlife | Funeral Home | Supernixi | |||
| Seasons Of Wither | Aerosmith | Self Help Group | MAGick | |||
| Seattle Was A Riot | Anti-Flag | WTO | man with gun | |||
| Second Hand Rose | Barbra Streisand | Pawn shop | Katee | |||
| Secret | The Pierces | Sin Confession Hotline | Tessa C | |||
| Secret | Madonna | Sneak Magazine. | Anon | |||
| Secret Agent Man | Johnny Rivers | CIA | XRaySpecks | |||
| Secret Agent Man | Johnny Rivers | MI6 (James Bond's organization) | Larcen Tyler | |||
| Secret Love | Doris Day | Bill Clinton Presidential Library | Britney Spears into pruning hooks | |||
| Secret Lovers | Atlantic Starr | Marriage Counselor | Matt Donnelly | |||
| Seduction Of The Innocent | Kiss | Child Sexual Abuse Hotline | HarryMay | |||
| See You Again | Miley Cyrus | Missing Person Hotline | The Nerd | |||
| Seeing Red | Unwritten Law | Institute For The Color Blind | Chynna | |||
| Seek And Destroy | Metallica | Anger Management Clinic | Nightshadowliver | |||
| Seek and Destroy | Metallica | Lost And Found | Atticus Ramone | |||
| Self Esteem | The Offspring | Suicide Hotline | Mike | |||
| Self Esteem | The Offspring | Psychiatrist/ Therapy | Crystal | |||
| Self Inflicted | Bodyjar | Suicide Prevention | Heath | |||
| Self Suicide | Goldie Lookin Chain | Suicide Prevention Hotline | Fbug | |||
| Sell My Soul | Our Lady Peace | E-Bay | Joey | |||
| Sell Out | Reel Big Fish | Recording Industry Association of America | CapitalE | |||
| Selling Jesus | Skunk Anise | 700 Club | fluffy bunny | |||
| Semi-True Stories | Mac McAnally | Dan Rather's house | Mikey | |||
| Semi-True Stories | Mac McAnally | Bill Clinton's Office | Mikey | |||
| Semi-True Stories | Mac McAnally | Bill Clinton Presidential Library | Mikey |
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