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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> O, Page 1

This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.

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Song Name		Performer Name		Product Name		Submitted by:
O****m Through Torture		Cannibal Corpse		Sex Education		Blenis
O.P.P (Other People's Property)		Naughty By Nature		Marriage Counseling		been_a_son
The Oaf (My Luck is Wasted)		Big Wreck		Casino		been_a_son
Objection (Tango)		Shakira		Courthouse		Jillyfoo
Obsession		Animotion		Obsessive-Compulsive Behavior Helpline		Guise
Obsession		Animotion		Dating service		Edward
Obssession		Animotion		Stalker Victim Helpline		Ed
October Aid		Raxxo ft. The Medic		Your local Oktoberfest		MC Blargenfedibblenohip
Ode to Billie Joe		Bobbie Gentry		Golden Gate Bridge Welcome Center		Bob
Ode To Billy Joe		Bobbie Gentry		Suicide Prevention Line		David
Ode To My Car		Adam Sandler		Enterprise		Thames White
Offend In Every Way		White Stripes		FCC		Jeff J
Oh Father		Madonna		Teen Runaway Shelter		XRaySpecks
Oh Father		Madonna		The Catholic Curch		TheFoo
Oh Mr. Postman		B*Witched		UPS		Kerry
Oh My God		Kaiser Chiefs		Athiests' Club		VeritasDraco
Oh My God		Pink		Christians		Scream
Oh What A Feeling		The Everly Brothers		Dating Service		Marian
Oh! Gravity		Switchfoot		NASA		switchfreak
Ohio		Neil Young		Ohio Chief Medical Examiner's office		Bill
Ohio		Crosby, Stiils, Nash & Young		National Guard Recruitment Office		Jay Staar
Ohio		Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young		Kent State University		Gustav Deuchman
Ohio		Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young		Kent State University		Bastich
Ohio		Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young		Ohio National Guard		frozen_frogurt
Ohio		Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young		Ohio National Guard		Paul R.
Ohio		Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young		Ohio Tourism Board		woodstock
Oil Fumes And Sea Air		Stray		Exxon		Jon Wisbey
Old Before I Die		Robbie Williams		Nursing Home		Drewzi
Old Brown Shoe		Beatles		George W. Bush's or Al-Zadi's Answering Machine		Paul Warren
Old Enough		Nickelback		Retirement Home Or Insomia Clinic, Anorexia Clinic, Under Taker, Optition		nickelback girl
Old Friends/Bookends		Simon and Garfunkel		Retirement Home		ClarinetMad
Old Man		Neil Young		Don Imus In The Morning		fatass
On A Clear Day		Barbra Streisand		Smog Control		Katee
On And On		Stephen Bishop/Erykah Badu		Any Business That Puts You On Hold		MOR
On Fire		Phoenix		Arsonist Help Hotline		JC Foster
On Fire		Lloyd Banks		Fire Department		Brooke
On Fire		Switchfoot		Babies-R-Us		*katie
On Hold		The xx		For any company at all, it's just ironic.		Tessa C
On Horseback		Mike Oldfield		Roy Moore's answering machine		pickle
On My Own		les Mis - Eponine		Widow therapy helpline		Kate Un-Heney
On My Way Home		Enya		Missing Children Helpline		Natasha
On The Atchison, Topeka, and Santa Fe		Judy Garland?		Union Pacific Railway		Donna W
On The Loose		Saga		Maximum Security Prison		Edward
On The Radio		Donna Summer		Radio Station		Marv
On The Road Again		Willie Nelson		Travel Agent		bob wiley
On the Roof Again		Eve 6		Suicide Hotline		anon
On The Street Where You Live		Nat King Cole		Stalker Victim Helpline		Marv
On Top Of Spaghetti		Traditional		Italian restaurant		SammyReed
On Your Way Down		Stabbing Westward		Parachuting		Asho
Once		Pearl Jam		Brothel		Regos the Sane
Once In A Lifetime		Sarah Brightman		Rape Victim's Hotline		Virgo Sun
Once Upon Your Dead Body		Coheed and Cambria		Morgue		Katy
Once You Had Gold		Enya		Fort Knox or a gold refinery		Julian
One		Metallica		The Army Recruitment Center		jackblack
The One		Elton John		Divorce Lawyer		Liz
One		Metallica		Vietnam War Memorial		carly_carlz
One		U2		Divorce Lawyer		Tatiana
One (Is The Loneliest Number)		Three Dog Night		Doublemint Twins		70songs
One (Singular Sensation)		Cast of 'A Chorus Line'		Doublemint Twins		broadway
One Angry Dwarf And 200 Solemn Faces		Ben Folds Five		Little People of America		Cooper
One Bad Apple		The Osmonds		Apple Computer		crazydon
One Big Family		Embrace		Orphanage		Erica
One Bourbon, One Scotch, and One Beer		George Thorogood & The Destroyers		AA Hotline		Big Louie
One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer		John Lee Hooker		Alcoholics Anonymous		FussBudgetVanPelt
One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer		George Thorogood and The Destroyers		Alcoholics Anonymous		southern
One Call Away		Chingy		Any business at all		Joey Lawrence (no, not the actor)
One For My Baby (And One More For The Road)		Frank Sinatra		Alcoholics Anonymous		Laurel
One For the Road		Judas Priest		Mothers Against Drunk Driving		Bill S
One Girl Army		Five Iron Frenzy		Sexism Victim's Helpline		Strange Behavior
One Headlight		The Wallflowers		Drug Abuse Hotline		Wesley
One Last Breath		Creed		CPR Training		Sally
One Last Breath		Creed		Cancer/Hospice Ward		Lord Zorlock
One Last Breath		Creed		Breathing Emergency Line		lebeiw15
One Last Breath		Creed		Death Row		Lord Zorlock
One Last Breath		Creed		Terminal Disease Ward		Lord Zorlock
One Last Breath		Creed		Funeral Home		Lord Zorlock
One Last Run		Nickelback		Olympics / Police		nickelback girl
One Man's Fool		Genesis		The White House		Ean
One Minute		Kelly Clarkson		Watch Repair Service		Dongquan
One More Night		Maroon 5		Sexual Assault Hotline		Dongquan
One More Suicide		Marcy Playground		Suicide Prevention Clinic		Bevy
One More Suicide		Marcy Playground		Samaritans		Sheogorath
One Night In Bangkok		Murray Head		Thailand Tourist Agency		SisterGirl
One Piece At A Time		Johnny Cash		Junkyard		Big Mark
One Shot 2 Shot		D12		The City Of Detroit Tourist Bureau		Salma
One Shot Away From Paradise		Golden Earring		Drug Clinic		Lou
One Shot, Two Shot		D12		Police Station		doesntmatter
One Step Closer		Linkin Park		Graveyard		Nightshadowliver
One Step Closer		Linkin Park		Suicide Hotline		jillbob
One Step Closer		Linkin Park		Anger Management		Draven
One Step Closer		Linkin Park		1-800-suicide (a suicide prevention hotline)		Anomaly254
One Step Closer		Linkin Park		Suicide Helpline		DandeLION (ROAR)
One Step Forward and Two Steps Back		The Desert Rose Band		Alcoholics Anonymous		Charlie Decker
One Sweet Day		Mariah Carey and Boyz II Men		Hospital		David Pratter
The One That You Love		Air Supply		Divorce Lawyer		Larcen Tyler
One Toke Over The Line		Brewer and Shipley		Church, Train Station, Narc-Anon, Police Station, Adoption Agency		Bryce Leinan
One Toke Over The Line		Brewer and Shipley		Betty Ford Rehab		Bubba
One Toke Over The Line		Brewer & Shipley		Betty Ford Clinic		Josh
One Toy Soldier		Enya		US Army		Julian
One Way Or Another		Blondie		Stalker Hotline		MP

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