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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> T, Page 1
This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.
Entries Beginning with T, Page 1
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Song Name | Performer Name | Product Name | Submitted by: | |||
| T**s on the Radio | Scissor Sisters | Howard Stern's Residence | kookoodee | |||
| T**s On The Radio | Scissor Sisters | Janet Jackson's Residence | Fluffy Bunny | |||
| Table For One | Liz Phair | Dating Service | Ray | |||
| Taco Grande | Weird Al Yankovic | Any Mexican Restaurant | Mr. Je Ne Sais Quoi | |||
| Tainted Love | Soft Cell | Marriage Planner | Tatiana | |||
| Tainted Love | Soft Cell | Poison Control Center | Anna('ello govena) | |||
| Tainted Love | Soft Cell | Divorce Clinic | Wood | |||
| Tainted Love | Soft Cell | Marriage Counseling | Hazel | |||
| Tainted Love | Soft Cell | Escort Service or Dating Service | Melhi | |||
| Take A Chance On Me | ABBA | Gamblers Anonymous | Liz | |||
| Take A Chance On Me | ABBA | Casino | XRaySpecks | |||
| Take A Holiday | Strangefish | Tony Blair's Answering Machine | Pickle | |||
| Take A Look Around | Limp Bizkit | Opticians | tha g | |||
| Take A Message To Mary | The Everly Brothers | Jail | Marian | |||
| Take A Picture | Filter | Paparazzi | Mazotti | |||
| Take Five | Dave Brubeck | Kleptomaniacs Anonymous | Bill Borde | |||
| Take it Back | Reba McEntire | Best Buy | Glenn | |||
| Take It Easy | Eagles | Panic Disorder Hotline | MAGick | |||
| Take It From Me | Platinum Blonde | Dating Service | Celete | |||
| Take It Off | Ke$ha | Strip Club | Dongquan | |||
| Take It Off | The Donnas | Nudist Colony | EmoBallerina | |||
| Take it Off | Ke$ha | Strip Club | Dongquan | |||
| Take It On The Run | REO Speedwagon | Kaopectate Makers | Scott Young | |||
| Take It To The Limit (One More Time) | The Eagles | Credit Councelling Services | Melhi | |||
| Take Me Home | Cher | Travel Agency | Rosie | |||
| Take Me Out | Franz Ferdinand | Escort Service | samuel B. | |||
| Take Me to Church | Hozier | Church | Dongquan | |||
| Take Me To The Backseat | The Donnas | Teenage Pregnancy Hotline | EmoBallerina | |||
| Take Me To The Fire | This Island Earth | Crematorium | Genevieve | |||
| Take My Breath Away | Berlin | Life Insurance Claims Department | Dawnlight | |||
| Take My Breath Away | Berlin | Allergy Clinic | Scandia | |||
| Take My Breath Away | Berlin | Asthma Clinic | iceMan | |||
| Take My Breath Away | Emma Bunton | Asthma Helpline | NK | |||
| Take My Breath Away | Berlin | The Boston Strangler's House | BadKarma Chameleon | |||
| Take My Breath Away | Berlin | American Lung Association | MOR | |||
| Take My Breath Away | Jessica Simpson | Asthma Help Hotline | Derek G. | |||
| Take My Life | Jeremy Camp | Suicide Hotline | Sarah | |||
| Take On Me | A-ha | Anger Management Center | Dimitri Lennon | |||
| Take the Long Way Home | Supertramp | Traffic Report Update | Tatiana | |||
| Take the Long Way Home | John Schneider | Road Construction Hotline | Mike | |||
| Take The Long Way Home | Supertramp | AAA (Triptix) | britrock | |||
| Take The Money And Run | Steve Miller Band | Bank | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Take The Money And Run | Steve Miller Band | Enron HQ | Syncronos | |||
| Take This Bottle | Faith No More | Alcoholics Anonymous | Josh Bain | |||
| Take This Job & Shove It | Johnny Paycheck | Dept. of Employment Security | Cris | |||
| Take This Job & Shove It | Johnny Paycheck | Employment agency | crazydon | |||
| Take Up Thy Stethoscope And Walk | Pink Floyd | Hospital | Matt Swanton | |||
| Takin' Care Of Business | Bachman-Turner Overdrive | Office Depot/Office Max/Staples | rocky | |||
| Takin' Care Of Business | Bachmann Turner Overdrive | The Mob | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Takin' It To The Streets | The Doobie Brothers | Homeless Support Group. | Wood | |||
| Takin' Retards To The Zoo | The Dead Milkmen | Association for Retarded Citizens | mayqueen79 | |||
| Taking Over Me | Evanescence | Paranoia helpline | Espi | |||
| Taking You Home | Don Henley | Any Adoption Organization | DJ Kaito | |||
| The Taliban Song | Toby Keith | Afghan Goverment | B'dale boy | |||
| Talk | Necropolis of Love | Phone Company | Genevieve | |||
| Talk Dirty To Me | Poison | Churches | rock | |||
| Talk It Over In Bed | Grayson Hugh | Marriage Counselor | Larcen Tyler | |||
| Talk Me Out Of Tampa | Joe Nichols | Tampa Florida Department Of Tourism | Ed | |||
| Talk You Down | The Script | Suicide Prevention Hotline | Dongquan | |||
| Talking In Your Sleep | Crystal Gayle | Sleep Clinic | Da Phoenix | |||
| Talking In Your Sleep | Crystal Gayle | Sleep Clinic | Da Phoenix | |||
| Talking In Your Sleep | The Romantics | Sleep Disorder Clinic | Guise | |||
| Talking To A Stranger | Hunters & Collectors | Dial A Date | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Tall Trees | Crowded House | Lumberjack Company | dizrythmia | |||
| Tap, Twist, Snap | Sugar Ray | Alcoholics Anonymous | Mercedes | |||
| "Tape You" | N*E*R*D | Richard Nixon Presidential Library | DumbAngel | |||
| Target Audience {Narcissus Narcosis} | Marilyn Manson | A Church | Ben Ingram | |||
| Tautou | Brand New | Office Of A Tattoo Artist With A Speech Impairment | Punkadunk | |||
| Taxman | Beatles | IRS | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Te Amo (I Hate You) | Ill Nino | Samaritans' Helpline | The Heretic | |||
| Tear You Apart | She Wants Revenge | Dating Service | Sir Alan George Palgut I | |||
| Tearin' Up My Heart | *NSYNC | Surgeon's Office | Da Phoenix | |||
| Tears In Heaven | Eric Clapton | Suicide Hot Line | Kjersti | |||
| Tears Of A Clown | Smokey Robinson | Depression/Suicide Hotline | Shawna | |||
| Tears On My Pillow | Lorrie Morgan | My Pillow.com | JohnFedorchak | |||
| Tease Me | 3T | Porn Club | MoneyMonkey | |||
| Technologic | Daft Punk | Microsoft | agent nerve | |||
| Teen Angel | Mark Dinning | Amtrack | Marian | |||
| Teenage Dirtbag | Wheatus | Britney Spears' Answerphone | ficticious | |||
| Teenage Dirtbag | Wheatus | Teen Help Hotline | flavio | |||
| Teenage Lobotomy | The Ramones | Hospital | the happy grouch | |||
| Teenage Politics | MXPX | Political Party | Admiral Memo | |||
| Teenage Suicide | Unwritten Law | Kids Help Phone | Relik86 | |||
| Teenage Whore | Hole | Child sexual abuse hotline | Diddims | |||
| Teenagers | My Chemical Romance | Violence Prevention hotline | tictacs941 | |||
| Teeth | Lady Gaga | Dentist | carly_carlz | |||
| Teethgrinder | Therapy? | Dentist | Anna Buehnenheim | |||
| Telemarket Mishap | Dear and the Headlights | Verizon or AT&T phone line | Natalie Benson | |||
| Telephone | Lady Gaga | Cell phone service provider | Jeffrey Hope | |||
| Tell Her About It | Billy Joel | Infidelity Hotline | Larcen Tyler | |||
| Tell Laura I Love Her | Ray Peterson | NASCAR | Bob | |||
| Tell Me It's Real | K-Ci And JoJo | Breast Augmentation Clinic | sh@rk_bite | |||
| Tell Me Lies | Fleetwood Mac | Marriage Counselling | John | |||
| Tell Me Lies | Fleetwood Mac | The White House | purplechick | |||
| Tell Me What You See | The Beatles | Optician | DebbieW | |||
| Tell Me Where You Are | Ago | Cartographer's Office | Monarch | |||
| Telling Me Lies | Linda Thompson | British Gas | pickle* | |||
| Temptation | The Everly Brothers | Temptation Perfume By Victoria's Secret | Marian | |||
| Temptation | Joan Armatrading | Addiction Rehab Centre | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| The Ten Coolest Things About New Jersey | Bloodhound Gang | New Jersey Travel Center Hotline | ficticious |
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