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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> W, Page 1
This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.
Entries Beginning with W, Page 1
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Song Name | Performer Name | Product Name | Submitted by: | |||
| Wail | Jon Spencer Blues Explosion | Any voice coach | Jonathan S. | |||
| Wait And Bleed | Slipknot | Hospital | (sic) | |||
| Wait and Bleed | Slipknot | Abortion clinic | Liz | |||
| Wait And Bleed | Slipknot | Mental Hospital | heather | |||
| Wait For An Answer | Heart | Micro$oft Technical Support | Keymaster | |||
| Waiting | Pennywise | Bus Company | Rynn | |||
| The Waiting | Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers | Fancy restaurant | Kerry | |||
| Waiting | Green Day | Any Company That Puts You On Hold | Wannabee RockSTAR* (DH) | |||
| The Waiting | Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers | Any Doctor's Walk-in Clinic | little jen | |||
| Waiting | Green Day | Any Person That Puts You On Hold | Jen | |||
| The Waiting | Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers | 5-1-1 Travel Info | Kerry | |||
| The Waiting | Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers | Normanton Interchange | pickle* | |||
| The Waiting | Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers | DMV | Kerry | |||
| Waiting | Green Day | DMV | Tom | |||
| Waiting | Green Day | HMO Provider | RevLeviath | |||
| Waiting | Green Day | Wedding Planner | Saint Jimmy | |||
| Waiting For A Star To Fall | Boy Meets Girl | NASA | SisterGirl | |||
| Waiting For The Bus | Violent Femmes | Greyhound | Erica | |||
| Waiting For The Bus | Violent Femmes | Bus Company Complaint Hotline | a8h13y | |||
| Waiting for the Worms | Pink Floyd | Any government branch | Ean | |||
| Waiting For Tonight | Jennifer Lopez | Prostitute Hotline | Larcen Tyler | |||
| The Waiting Is The Hardest Part | Tom Petty | Any Company That Puts You On Hold | Richard | |||
| The Waiting Room | Genesis | Any Doctor's Surgery | pickle* | |||
| Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go | Wham! | Narcolepsy Hotline | Andrew Lourey | |||
| Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go | Wham! | Christian Organization | jerk | |||
| Wake Me Up When September Ends | Green Day | Hurricane Relief | Idiot101 | |||
| Wake Up Call | They Might Be Giants | Company that makes Lunesta | Brent F | |||
| Wake Up Call | Relient K | Center For Insomniacs | Cam | |||
| Wake Up Dead | Megadeth | Hospital | chris | |||
| Wake Up Little Suzie | The Everly Brothers | Coroner's Office | Marian | |||
| Wake Up Little Suzie | The Everly Brothers | Movie Theater | Marian | |||
| Walk | Pantera | Wheelchair sales | Justin | |||
| Walk | Pantera | Public Transportation Office | tha g | |||
| Walk A Mile In My Shoes | Joe South | Foot Doctor | folk | |||
| Walk Away | Kelly Clarkson | Paralysis clinic | Ed | |||
| Walk By | Good Charlotte | Quadraplegic Hotline | Taylor | |||
| Walk Idiot Walk | The Hives | Paraplegic Organization | Squash | |||
| Walk Idiot Walk | The Hives | Rehab Center | chronicdude | |||
| Walk It Out | Unk | Physical Therapist | Brooke | |||
| Walk Like A Man | Four Seasons | Spinal Injuries Unit | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Walk Like An Egyptian | The Bangles | Egypt Tourism Board | Larcen Tyler | |||
| Walk Like An Egyptian | The Bangles | Israeli Consulate | Peter | |||
| Walk On | U2 | Divorce Hotline | Dongquan | |||
| Walk On | U2 | Handicapped person's answering machine | Shake-zula | |||
| Walk Right Back | The Everly Brothers | Christopher Reeve Fan Club | Marian | |||
| Walk Right Back | The Everly Brothers | Spinal injuries rehabilitation center | Marian | |||
| Walk This Way | Aerosmith | The American School For The Disabled | Mikey G | |||
| Walk This Way | Aerosmith | Amputee's Helpline | Heath | |||
| Walk This Way | Aerosmith | Leg Amputee Clinic | Hilary | |||
| Walkaway | Cast | Missing Persons Helpline | Anna Buehnenheim | |||
| Walkin' After Midnight | Patsy Cline | Insomnia/Sleepwalking Help Center | Mr. Sally | |||
| Walking Barefoot | Patti Smith | Podiatrist's office | sherock | |||
| Walking Contradiction | Green Day | Politician's Office | fan enough to accept their talent has limits | |||
| Walking Contradiction | Green Day | Anything Supporting John Kerry | Draven | |||
| Walking In L.A. | Missing Persons | L.A. Transit Authority | Mike engle | |||
| Walking In Memphis | Marc Cohn | Nashville Board of Tourism | Chase Waggoner | |||
| Walking on a Thin Line | Huey Lewis and the News | Suicide Prevention | Rychendroll | |||
| Walking On Broken Glass | Annie Lennox | Etta/ Ira/ Any Iraqui Terrorist Organisation H.q. Ansafone... | craig mac | |||
| Walking On Broken Glass | Annie Lennox | Glass Recycling Company | Daniel | |||
| Walking On Sunshine | Katrina And The Waves | Hurricane Relief Effort/ FEMA | Red Ant | |||
| Walking On Sunshine | Katrina & the Waves | Church | Anna Buehnenheim | |||
| Walking On The Moon | The Police | NASA | Shane | |||
| Walking On The Moon | Police | NASA | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Walking On The Sun | Smashmouth | Shoe companies | newrock | |||
| Walking Through The Ruins | Split Enz | Building Company | dizrythmia | |||
| Walking To New Orleans | Fats Domino | Baton Rouge Chamber of Commerce | Kerry | |||
| Walking To New Orleans | Fats Domino | Hurricane Katrina Relief Agency | Peggy Pollock | |||
| The Wall | Pink Floyd | School, Private Acadamy | MAGick | |||
| Wall Street Shuffle | 10 CC | Stock Exchange | Anna Buehnenheim | |||
| Walla Walla | Offspring | Jail | Rosie | |||
| Wang Dang Sweet Poontang | Ted Nugent | Rape Recovery Center | Bob | |||
| Wanna B Ur Lover | Weird Al Yankovic | Sex Hotlines | solidgameboy12 | |||
| Wanna B Ur Lovr | Weird Al Yankovic | Dating Service | Max Maxter | |||
| Wanna Be Startin Somethin | Michael Jackson | Liam Gallagher's Answerphone Message | Indra.v | |||
| Want Ad | MxPx | Employment Agency | Silas | |||
| Want You Bad | The Offspring | Drug Rehab | F | |||
| Want You Bad | Offspring | Marriage Counseling Clinic | Cowboy D. | |||
| Want You More | Duran Duran | Drug Addict Helpline | NewJack87 | |||
| Wanted Dead Or Alive | Bon Jovi | FBI | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| WAP | Cardi B | Rape Crisis Center | David R | |||
| WAP | Cardi B. | Prince Andrew's answering machine | Sheila Oh | |||
| War | Edwin Starr | The Pentagon | Renata Ramona | |||
| War | Edwin Starr | Army | Ego | |||
| War | Edwin Starr | Bill Kristol's answering machine | Tarzan | |||
| War (SNL Version) | Sinéad O'Connor | Catholic Church | Kerry | |||
| The War Drags On | Donovan | The Anti-War Campaign | Paul Warren | |||
| War Ensemble | Slayer | Army Recruitment Office | Mr_Anderson87 | |||
| War Pigs | Black Sabbath | Genetic Engineering | SPARTAN | |||
| War Pigs | Black Sabbath | The Pentagon | Melhi | |||
| The War Was In Color | Carbon Leaf | Military Recruitment Office | tckma | |||
| Warm It Up | Kriss Kross | Freezer Manufacturer | been_a_son | |||
| Warning | Green Day | The Hotline For The Accident Prone | Gabyman | |||
| Warning | Green Day | Police Station | Saint Jimmy | |||
| Warning | Green Day | Emergency Room | Az | |||
| Warning | Green Day | Homeless Shelter | seth | |||
| Warning | Incubus | S.O.S. Hotline | Joey | |||
| Warriors Of The World | Manowar | United Nations | Scandia | |||
| Warriors Of The World | Manowar | United Nations | Scandia | |||
| Watch Me Bleed | Tears For Fears | American Blood Donation Center | Monarch | |||
| Watch Me Bleed | Tears For Fears | Injury Helpline | a |
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