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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> H, Page 1
This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.
Entries Beginning with H, Page 1
Entries starting with H are split into multiple pages: 1 2 3 4 5
Song Name | Performer Name | Product Name | Submitted by: | |||
| H.W.C. | Liz Phair | Sperm bank | Sheila Oh | |||
| H.W.C. | Liz Phair | Lesbian Pride Alliance | mephistowolf | |||
| Ha Ha You're Dead | Green Day | Funeral Home | chemichal bob | |||
| Ha Ha You're Dead | Green Day | Funeral Home | jack | |||
| Ha Ha You're Dead | Green Day | Funeral Home | me | |||
| Ha Ha You're Dead | Green Day | Prison For Murderers | Az | |||
| Ha Ha, Your Dead | Green Day | Suicide Prevention Center | the happy grouch | |||
| Ha Ha, Your Wife Left You | Anal C*** | Marriage Counseling | Kerry | |||
| Ha Ha, Your Wife Left You | Anal C*** | Divorce counseling | Yello Jello | |||
| Ha, Ha You're Dead | Green Day | Funeral Parlor | Necrodamos | |||
| Ha, Ha, You're Dead | Green Day | Funeral Home | Tom | |||
| Ha,Ha, Your Dead | Green Day | Funeral Home | Abby | |||
| Had Enough | Lifehouse | Online Chat Service | Dongquan | |||
| Hades | Dir En Grey | Drug Addiction Helpline | Laura~ | |||
| Hair | The cast of 'Hair' | Hair Club For Men | XRaySpecks | |||
| Hair | Cast of 'Hair' | Sinéad O'Connor's answering machine | Kerry | |||
| Hair | The Cowsills | Barbershop | Drewzi | |||
| Hair | The Cowsills | Hair Removal Clinic | Peter | |||
| Hair | The Cowsills | Britney Spears Fan Club | Fran T. Cally | |||
| Hair On Wheat | Bobby Jimmy | Restaurant | funny | |||
| Haiti | The Arcade Fire | Haiti Tourism Center | Lucy | |||
| Haken Kreuz | Pierrot | Synagogue | Kurosaki Shuichi | |||
| Half A Million Miles From Home | Albert Hammond | Roadside Breakdown Assistance | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Halfway | Mimi Webb | Marriage Counselling | Dongquan | |||
| Halfway Gone | Lifehouse | Customs/Airport etc. | Dongquan | |||
| Hamburger Lady | Throbbing Gristle | McDonald's and other fast food burger places | Opie M. | |||
| Hammer Horror | Kate Bush | Hardware Store | KooKooDee | |||
| Hammer Smashed Face | Cannibal Corpse | Construction Site | Blenis | |||
| Hammer To Fall | Queen | Crown Court | Teensabre | |||
| Hammer To Fall | Queen | Court | Lici | |||
| Hamster Love | Big Daddy | Per shop | Spalph | |||
| The Hand That Feeds | Nine Inch Nails | Puppy Adoption | Ezra | |||
| Hands All Over | Soundgarden | California Governor's Office | Fbug | |||
| Hands Clean | Alanis Morissette | Obsessive Compulsive Disorder Hotline | Lindz | |||
| Hands Of Small Children | Marilyn Manson | Child Sexual Abuse Hotline | HarryMay | |||
| Hands On You | Obie Trice | Rape Hotline | Nicole | |||
| Hands Up | Black Eyed Peas | Sheriff's Department | Max Maxter | |||
| Hang 'em High | My Chemical Romance | Klu Klux Klan | t | |||
| Hang On | Quiet World | Department For Work & Pensions | pickle* | |||
| Hangar 18 | Megadeth | Area 51 | joe | |||
| Hangin' By A Moment | Lifehouse | Coast Guard | KryptoFreak | |||
| Hangin' On The Telephone | Blondie | Your Local Phone Company | jasclar | |||
| Hangin' Tough | New Kids on the Block | United States Peace Corps | Kerry | |||
| Hangin' Tough | New Kids on the Block | Bullying Helpline | Marv | |||
| Hanky Panky | Madonna | S & M/Fetish Club | XRaySpecks | |||
| Hanukkah Song | Adam Sandler | Catholic Church | Chynna | |||
| The Happiest Days Of Our Lives | Pink Floyd | Schools | Matt Swanton | |||
| Happiness In Slavery | Nine Inch Nails | NAACP | Aaron Saraco | |||
| Happiness Is A Warm Gun | The Beatles | National Suicide Prevention Lifeline | MC Blargenfedibblenohip | |||
| Happiness Is A Warm Gun | Beatles | National Rifle Association | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Happiness Is A Warm Gun | The Beatles | Amnesty International | Jet | |||
| Happiness Is A Warm Gun | The Beatles | National Suicide Prevention Lifeline | MC Blargenfedibblenohip | |||
| "Happiness is a Warm Gun" | The Beatles | National Rifle Association | Iludium Phosdex | |||
| Happy | Leona Lewis | Depression Hotline | Dongquan | |||
| Happy | The Rolling Stones | Fundamentalist Muslim Groups | stoned | |||
| Happy Birthday | Stevie Wonder | J.W. Kingdom Hall | Kerry | |||
| Happy Birthday To You | Various Artists | Jehovah's Witnesses | Shan Z | |||
| Happy Children | P. Lion | Crisis hotline for teenagers | Kerry | |||
| Happy Days | Pratt & McLain | The Kingdom of Loss (Pain Of Salvation website) | pickle* | |||
| Happy Death Day | Alien Ant Farm | Funeral Home | Akira | |||
| Happy Girl | Beth Nielsen Chapman/ Martina McBride | Teen Depression Clinic | Mimi | |||
| Happy Holidays, You B*****d | Blink 182 | Santa Claus | nirvana babe | |||
| Happy Home | Garbage | Dysfunctional Family Hotline | Ezra | |||
| Happy Jack | The Who | Depression Hotline | carly_carlz | |||
| Happy Song | Rubicon | Depression Helpline | JJ | |||
| Happy Summer Wedding | Morning Musume | Divorce Lawyer In The Wintertime | Jerseymilkferrets | |||
| Happy Together | The Turtles | Marriage Counselor | Larcen Tyler | |||
| Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy | Ren & Stimpy | Depression Helpline | Tikuko | |||
| Hard to Say I'm Sorry | Chicago | Divorce Court | Tatiana | |||
| Hard As A Rock | AC/DC | Impotence Help Line | proud_2_be_an_american | |||
| A Hard Day's Night | The Beatles | DOL (Department of Labor) | John C | |||
| A Hard Day's Night | The Beatles | The Insomniac Helpline | Gabyman | |||
| A Hard Day's Night | The Beatles | Sleeping Pills | nyssa | |||
| Hard Habit To Break | Chicago | Nicorette Gum/Nicoderm Helpline | Andrew | |||
| Hard Habit To Break | Chicago | Drug Abuse Hotline | BillyHtchcoc | |||
| Hard Rock Hallelujah | Lordi | Any religious establishment | Yello Jello | |||
| Hard Rock Hallelujah | Lordi | Church guitar player | Anonymous | |||
| Hard to Beat | Hard-Fi | Rape Victim Counselling | Dongquan | |||
| Hard To Beat | Hard-Fi | Geelong Football Club | Dongquan | |||
| Harden my Heart | Quarterflash | Burger King | Emily (Elf) | |||
| Harden My Heart | Quarterflash | American Heart Association | MOR | |||
| Harder To Breathe | Maroon 5 | Intensive Care Unit | Brittany | |||
| Harder to Breathe | Maroon 5 | Prison | Dongquan | |||
| Harder To Breathe | Maroon 5 | Asthma Clinic | Sean Johnson | |||
| Harder To Breathe | Maroon 5 | Any Cigarette Company | Ed | |||
| Harder To Breathe | Maroon 5 | A Pulmonologist (Respiratory Doctor)'s Office | Miki Koishikawa | |||
| The Hardest Button to Button | The White Stripes | Large Men's clothing | Jake | |||
| The Hardest Part | Coldplay | Sexual Abuse Hotline | Dongquan | |||
| Hardware Store | Wierd Al Yancovic | Hardware Stores | Nick | |||
| Harper Valley PTA | Jeannie C. Riley | School | Weirder Than Al | |||
| Hash Pipe | Weezer | Narcotic Rehab Center | Fifi Tixibelle | |||
| Hash Pipe | Weezer | Addiction Support Hotline | sam | |||
| Hash Pipe | Weezer | Drug Addicts Awareness | nickelback girl | |||
| Hash Pipe | Weezer | Marijuana Anonymous | Bryan Pardue | |||
| Hate Breeders | Misfits | Anger Management Helpline | Capital umm...B YAH! B! | |||
| Hate Me Now | Nas | Anger Management Helpline | Marv | |||
| Hate My Life | Theory Of A Deadman | Depression Clinic | mikopath | |||
| Haters | Hilary Duff | KKK | Billy Boyd | |||
| Haunted | Evanescence | Dental Clinic | PJ | |||
| Haunted | Evanescence | Paranoia Hotline | Mia |
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