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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> I, Page 1
This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.
Entries Beginning with I, Page 1
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Song Name | Performer Name | Product Name | Submitted by: | |||
| I Didn't Mean To Turn You On | Robert Palmer | Sex Addiction Hotline | Ed | |||
| I Am A Rock | Simon and Garfunkel | Introvert Support Group | kelpylion | |||
| I Am A Rock | Simon & Garfunkel | Agoraphobia Support Group/ Therapist | XRaySpecks | |||
| I Am A Wild Party | Kim Mitchell | Library | G_RandomPerson | |||
| I Am Cow | Arrogant Worms | Weight Watchers | Diane | |||
| I Am Gay | The Holland Boys | Westboro Baptist Church | Bort & Ornie | |||
| I Am Hated | Slipknot | Self-Esteem Groups | Diddims | |||
| I Am Hated | Slipknot | Osama Bin Laden's answerphone | Resurrected | |||
| I Am Nothing | Whitney Houston | Co-dependency Hotline | Marktopia | |||
| I Am The Walrus | The Beatles | Weight Loss Clinic | Mercy | |||
| I Am The Walrus | The Beatles | Mental health crisis hotline | Liz | |||
| I Am The Walrus | The Beatles | Green Peace. | Celeste | |||
| I Am The Walrus | The Beatles | The Zoo | Cheezmeister | |||
| I Am The Walrus | Beatles | Association for the Reality Challenged | Josh | |||
| I Believe | Diamond Rio | Any Funeral Home | maverick_hunter_17 | |||
| I Believe I Can Fly | R. Kelly | Red Bull | Salma | |||
| I Believe In A Thing Called Love | The Darkness | Sex Addicts Anonymous | Kerry | |||
| I Believe In A Thing Called Love | The Darkness | Abstinence Hotline | RatFaceLace | |||
| I Believe In A Thing Called Love | The Darkness | Any Self Respecting Republican | Kevin Breslin | |||
| I Blew Up The Abortion Clinic Good | Steve Taylor | White House | Christian | |||
| I Blew Up The Abortion Clinic Good | Steve Taylor | Abortion Clinics | Christian | |||
| I Breathe Again | Adam Rickkit | Asthmatics Helpline | Marv | |||
| I Bruise Easily | Natasha Bedingfield | Battered Wives Home/Hematology Clinic/Robert Blake's wife | Anna Buehnenheim | |||
| I Can Learn | The White Stripes | School For The Learning Disabled | ObLaBlah | |||
| I Can Only Imagine | MercyMe | Freedom from Religion Foundation | Kerry | |||
| I Can See Clearly Now | Johnny Nash | Optometrist | Larcen Tyler | |||
| I Can See Clearly Now | Johnny Nash | Association For The Blind | Jewel | |||
| I Can See For Miles | The Who | Association for the Blind | Death_Zero | |||
| I Can't Breathe | Jerzee | Asthma clinic | Liberty Anderson | |||
| I Can't Control Myself | The Troggs | Sven-Goran Eriksson's answering machine | pickle* | |||
| I Can't Dance | Genesis | Quadraplegics Helpline | Shawn Eni | |||
| I Can't Dance | Genesis | Arthur Murray Dance Studios | fluffy Bunny | |||
| I Can't Drive 55 | Sammy Hagar | Department of Motor Vehicles | bbb | |||
| I Can't Drive 55 | Sammy Hagar | Highway Patrol's Office | Bill S | |||
| I Can't Drive 55 | Sammy Hagar | California Highway Patrol | Brian Kelly | |||
| I Can't Get No Satisfaction | Rolling Stones | Sexual Dysfunction Clinic | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| I Can't Get Through | Bill Oddie | GP's answering machine | pickle | |||
| I Can't Hear The Music | James Blunt | Center for the Deaf | Steph | |||
| I Can't Live | Mariah Carey | Suicide Helpline | erica | |||
| I Can't Make You Love Me | Bonnie Raitt | Helpline for people who are bad at love | Kerry | |||
| I Can't Stand The Rain | Eruption | The Weather Channel/Dept. of Agriculture | oldschool | |||
| I Can't Stay Away From You | Gloria Estefan | Stalking victims' hotline | Wahoo2004 | |||
| I Can't Surf | Reverend Morton Heat | The Home Of Kelly Slater | bobpiecheese | |||
| I Can't Watch This | Weird Al Yankovic | Fox News | misty60820 | |||
| I Can't Watch This | Weird Al Yankovic | Any TV station or cable company | Ingeborg S. Nordén | |||
| I Can't Watch This | Weird Al Yankovic | Comedy Central | Max Maxter | |||
| I Changed My Name | Sugarcult | Witness Protection Program | The American Psycho | |||
| I Did It | Dave Matthews Band | Confession hotline | DarkDan | |||
| I Did It | Dave Matthews Band | O.J. Simpson's home phone | Indomitus | |||
| I Did My Time | Korn | Jail | ApocolypseME | |||
| I Disappear | Metallica | Magician | Josh Bain | |||
| I Do Not Hook Up | Kelly Clarkson | Marriage Divorce Counselling | Dongquan | |||
| I Don't Want You Back | Eamon | Marriage Counseling | Derek G. | |||
| I Don't Care | Ricky Martin | Therapist | Tessa | |||
| I Don't Care | Green Day | Psychiatrist's Office | retsehcekim | |||
| I Don't Go Shopping | Patti La Belle | Mall of America | David | |||
| I Don't Have | Nickelback | Bank | Worawat | |||
| I Don't Know | Celine Dion | Psychic Hotline | Da Phoenix | |||
| I Don't Like Mondays | The Boomtown Rats | Peter Gibbons from "Office Space" | carly_carlz | |||
| I Don't Like Mondays | Boomtown Rats | School Systems/Anti-NRA associations | Princess J | |||
| I Don't Like Mondays | Boomtown Rats | Garfield's Answering Service | Paul Warren | |||
| I Don't Like The Drugs (But The Drugs Like Me) | Marilyn Manson | Drug Rehab Clinic | eeeeeee | |||
| I Don't Live Today | Jimi Hendrix | Suicide Hotline | Akira | |||
| I Don't Love You | My Chemical Romance | Phone Dating Service, Phone Sex | tictacs941 | |||
| I Don't Need A Man | Pussycat Dolls | Divorce Helpline | MUMUMUM | |||
| I Don't Remember | Peter Gabriel | Amnesia Hotline | effuhz | |||
| I Don't See Nothing Wrong (With A Little Bump And Grind) | R. Kelly | Sex Addicts Line | SisterGirl | |||
| I Don't Wanna Be A Hero | Johnny Hates Jazz | Marine Corps Recruitment Center | Tarzan | |||
| I Don't Wanna Be A Hero | Johnny Hates Jazz | Air Force Recruitment Center | Tarzan | |||
| I Don't Wanna Be A Hero | Johnny Hates Jazz | Army Recruitment Center | Cokeaholic | |||
| I Don't Wanna Be A Hero | Johnny Hates Jazz | Air Force Recruitment Center | Tarzan | |||
| I Don't Wanna Be A Hero | Johnny Hates Jazz | Navy Recruitment Center | Tarzan | |||
| I Don't Wanna Cry | Mariah Carey | Zoloft | Liz | |||
| I Don't Wanna Dance | Split Enz | Dancing Academy/Ballet School | dizrythmia | |||
| I Don't Wanna Know | Mario Winans and P. Diddy | Tutors | alia | |||
| I Don't Wanna Know | New Found Glory | Psychic Hotline | I B | |||
| I Don't Wanna Know | Mario Winans and P. Diddy | Tutoring | doesntmatter | |||
| I Don't Wanna Know If You Are Lonely | Husker Du | Depression Councelors | sethamon@aol.com | |||
| I Don't Wanna Stop | Good Charlotte | Speed Demon | retsehcekim | |||
| I Don't Wanna Stop | Good Charlotte | Sex Addicts Anonymous | Diddims | |||
| I Don't Want No Woman If Her Hair Ain't No Longer Than Mine | John Lee Hooker | Hait Loss Treatment Center | onlineuser | |||
| I Don't Want To Set The World On Fire | Ink Spots | Fire Department | Bob | |||
| I Don't Want You Back | Eamon | Marriage Counseling | W.Q | |||
| I Don’t Give A Damn | Avril Lavigne | Suicide Hotline | gillian | |||
| I Drink Alone | George Thorogood | Alcoholics Anonymous | Shawn Eni | |||
| I Drink Alone | George Thorogood & The Destroyers | AAA | dana | |||
| I Drive Myself Crazy | 'N Sync | Asylum | Kristen | |||
| I Drove All Night | Celine Dion | Insomnia Clinic | Chynna | |||
| I Eat Cannibals | Total Coelo | Cannibal hotline | Brit Boxx | |||
| I Eat Cannibals | Total Coelo | Butcher shop | Spalph | |||
| I Enjoy Being a Girl | Lea Salonga | Transvestite/Transsexual Anti-Defamation League | XRaySpecks | |||
| "I F***ed on Santa Claus" | The Little Stinkers | Companies who make pork and beans | Iludium Phosdex | |||
| I Fall To Pieces | Patsy Cline | Leprosy Colony | YVONNE CHARBONNEAU | |||
| I Fall To Pieces | Patsy Cline | Suicide Bombers Hotline | beatlebabe | |||
| I Feel Free | Cream | Convicts Hotline | Eryn Lennon | |||
| I Feel Free | Belinda Carlisle | Maximum Security Prison | Ed | |||
| I Feel Good | James Brown | Funeral Home | Liz | |||
| I Feel Good | James Brown | Depression Hotline | Liz | |||
| I Feel Like A Wog | Stranglers | British National Party | pickle* | |||
| I Feel Lucky | Mary Chapin Carpenter | Gamblers Anonymous | beatlebabe |
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