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A spoonerism occurs when the first letters or syllables of two or more words get swapped. The term spoonerism is named in honor of the Reverend William Archibald Spooner whose students used to write down all the instances of spoonerisms that he made. This page focuses on spoonerisms in song titles.
Entries Beginning with K
"T-T-T-Takie," Traditional originally "K-K-K-Katie"
Elmer Fudd's Wed Woof Inn
"Collide, O Hope's Cart," Sara Bareilles originally "Kaleidoscope Heart"
Jessica Bielzebub
"Sands Us Kitty," Wilbert Harrison originally "Kansas City"
Regina Haniger
"Baron Nigh Kite," Jill Sobule originally "Karen By Night"
Axl Sean
"Bath Key In Her Bedroom," Bedroom Walls originally "Kathy In Her Bedroom"
Evil Olive
"Kathy In Burr Head Room," Bedroom Walls originally "Kathy In Her Bedroom"
Mary Byram
"Kathy In Her Red Boom," Bedroom Walls originally "Kathy In Her Bedroom"
Nicole Velocin
"Cassie's Thong," Apoptygma Berzerk originally "Kathy's Song"
Roy R. Pryor
"Cake Re-Tool," Karen Dalton originally "Katie Cruel"
Renee Keener
"Seep Kit To Your Elf," Kacey Musgraves originally "Keep It To Yourself"
Natalie Lundgren
"Weep Myself A Cake," Black Lab originally "Keep Myself Awake"
How can one weep a cake?!?
Penelope Beckinsale
"Seep On Dan King," The Gentrys originally "Keep On Dancing"
Waldo D. Law
"Deep On Can Sing," The Gentrys originally "Keep On Dancing"
Lou Quilson
"Keep On Sanding," The Gentrys originally "Keep On Dancing"
Allison O'Silla
"Keep On Keyin' Pawn," Nolan Porter originally "Keep On Keepin' On"
Marge Pegram
"Keep On Peakin' On," Nolan Porter originally "Keep On Keepin' On"
Marge Pegram
"Heep On Lovin' Key Money," Marvin Gaye & Tammi Terrell originally "Keep On Lovin' Me, Honey"
Flora Rolf
"Leap On Coving You," REO Speedwagon originally "Keep On Loving You"
Keira Farnell
"Peep On Cushion," Tevin Campbell originally "Keep On Pushin'"
Adlai Alda
"Peep On Cushion," Tevin Campbell originally "Keep On Pushin'"
Adlai Alda
"Weep On Caulkin'," CeCe Peniston originally "Keep On Walkin'"
Ron N. O'Connor
"Peep Cushion," REO Speedwagon originally "Keep Pushin'"
Whatever a peep cushion would be!
Logarithm and Blues
"Keep This Rain A-Trollin'," The Doobie Brothers originally "Keep This Train A-Rollin'"
Dana Thompkins
"Heap Your Love Locked (Deep In Your Cart)," Paul Petersen originally "Keep Your Love Locked (Deep In Your Heart)"
Marlene L. Ram
"Heap Your Love Locked (Deep In Your Cart)," Paul Petersen originally "Keep Your Love Locked (Deep In Your Heart)"
Marlene L. Ram
"Keep Your Love Hocked (Leap In Your Dart)," Paul Petersen originally "Keep Your Love Locked (Deep In Your Heart)"
Marlene L. Ram
"Burn Liver Cruise," Merle Haggard originally "Kern River Blues"
Sir Ron Norris
"Burn River Clues," Merle Haggard originally "Kern River Blues"
Regina Haniger
"Kern Liver Bruise," Merle Haggard originally "Kern River Blues"
Regina Haniger
"Lee Cargo," Bertie Higgins originally "Key Largo"
Joe Haynes
"The Haiku Tea Mart," Rosemary Clooney originally "The Key To My Heart"
Lydia Helton
"The Key To High Mart," Rosemary Clooney originally "The Key To My Heart"
Lydia Helton
"He To Your Cart," All 4 One originally "Key To Your Heart"
Lefty Lucy
"Weakest Intermezzo," John Mellencamp originally "Key West Intermezzo"
Blake DeKalb
"Kick That Little Soot, Alley Fan," Round Robin originally "Kick That Little Foot, Sally Ann"
Sonya Raynos
"Kickstart High Mart," Motley Crue originally "Kickstart My Heart"
Roy R. Pryor
"Mick, Cart Sty Heart," Motley Crue originally "Kickstart My Heart"
Roy R. Pryor
"Hick Start My Cart," Motley Crue originally "Kickstart My Heart"
Lucille Ball sized hail
"Mick, Start High Cart," Motley Crue originally "Kickstart My Heart"
Roy R. Pryor
"Stick, Cart My Heart," Motley Crue originally "Kickstart My Heart"
Roy R. Pryor
"Kid Marla Shayne," Steely Dan originally "Kid Charlemagne"
Marlene L. Ram
"Kid Marla Shayne," Steely Dan originally "Kid Charlemagne"
Marlene L. Ram
"Can In A Kidney Store," Jojo Siwa originally "Kid In A Candy Store"
Renee Keener
"Skid Tough," The Mello-Kings originally "Kid Stuff"
Fiona Pear
"Skid Tough," Barbara Fairchild originally "Kid Stuff"
Flora Rolf
"Jill Kay Z," Jay-Z originally "Kill Jay Z"
Marge Pegram
"Mill Key Now," Rio Grande originally "Kill Me Now"
Sir Ron Norris
"Build Eye Can Angel," Sunny Day Real Estate originally "Killed By An Angel"
Justin B. Burr
"Billed Eye Can Angel," Sunny Day Real Estate originally "Killed By An Angel"
Justin B. Burr
"Liquor," Alice Cooper originally "Killer"
Allison O'Silla
"Licker," Alice Cooper originally "Killer"
Allison O'Silla
"The Miller Coon," T-Bone Burnett originally "The Killer Moon"
A raccoon that operates a mill?!?
Cheryl Jordan
"Quiller Keen," Queen originally "Killer Queen"
Alison Feta
"Milling Key Softly," The Fugees originally "Killing Me Softly"
Roy R. Pryor
"Milling Key Softly," The Fugees originally "Killing Me Softly"
Roy R. Pryor
"Milling He Softly With Sis Kong," Roberta Flack originally "Killing Me Softly With His Song"
Peter
"The Milling 'Coon," Echo And The Bunnyman originally "The Killing Moon"
As in raccoon, so no hate mail, please.
The Breeze
"The Licking Of Georgie," Rod Stewart originally "The Killing Of Georgie"
Nell Allen
"Killing Dime 'Til It's Time To Tie," Zao originally "Killing Time 'Til It's Time To Die"
Eva Cave
"Killing Time 'Til It's Dime To Tie," Zao originally "Killing Time 'Til It's Time To Die"
Eva Cave
"Kind Dove A Rag," The Buckinghams originally "Kind Of A Drag"
Margo Gram
"Hind Kurds (And A Real Good Wart)," Joan Armatrading originally "Kind Words (And A Real Good Heart)"
MOR
"Rind Girds (And A Heel Wood Cart)," Joan Armatrading originally "Kind Words (And A Real Good Heart)"
shepop
"King Dora Fay," Thompson Twins originally "King For A Day"
Strange name for a king!
Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit
"Ding for a Cay," Green Day originally "King for a Day"
Lizzie
"Ding for a K," Faith No More originally "King for a Day"
B1982
"King Of New Lorenes," Better Than Ezra originally "King Of New Orleans"
King of every newborn named "Lorene"?
Linda Radnil
"Ping Of Cain," The Police originally "King Of Pain"
Cain wouldn't have killed, if he'd been Abel...
Benski Korhonen
"Ring Of Cock," Run DMC originally "King Of Rock"
Reese Witherspoonerism
"The Ring Of Cock 'N' Roll," Prefab Sprout originally "The King Of Rock 'N' Roll"
Henrietta Caroleen Ellenboro
"The Ring Of Rock 'N' Coal," Prefab Sprout originally "The King Of Rock 'N' Roll"
Henrietta Caroleen Ellenboro
"The Ring Of Rock 'N' Coal," Prefab Sprout originally "The King Of Rock 'N' Roll"
Henrietta Caroleen Ellenboro
"Bing Of The Croakin'," Darlene Zschech originally "King Of The Broken"
Bob
"Ring Of The Code," Roger Miller originally "King Of The Road"
Toni Minot
"Thing Of Wishful Kinking," Go West originally "King Of Wishful Thinking"
Rhoda Dohr
"King Of Fish Wool Thinking," Go West originally "King Of Wishful Thinking"
Never thinks about sheep scales instead.
Doug Graves
"King Mum In High Dart," The Glorious Sons originally "Kingdom In My Heart"
Tess O. Gosset
"King Hum In My Dart," The Glorious Sons originally "Kingdom In My Heart"
Tess O. Gosset
"Sis And Kay Goodbye," The Manhattans originally "Kiss And Say Goodbye"
Sarah Tonin
"Riss From a Coze," Seal originally "Kiss From A Rose"
Lefty Lucy
"Dissing the Park," Pink Lady originally "Kiss in the Dark"
Wanda Pierce
"Miss Key," Sixpence None The Richer originally "Kiss Me"
mor
"Miss Key Another," Georgia Gibbs originally "Kiss Me Another"
Mary Byram
"Kiss Knee A Mother," Georgia Gibbs originally "Kiss Me Another"
Mary Byram
"Kiss Dee Medley," Lita Ford originally "Kiss Me Deadly"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Miss Key Deadly," Lita Ford originally "Kiss Me Deadly"
Ugh! Singer gets shot for singing off key?
Regina Haniger
"Liss De Medley," Lita Ford originally "Kiss Me Deadly"
Regina Haniger
"Miss Key On The Bus," The Replacements originally "Kiss Me On The Bus"
Lou Quilson
"Cuss Bee On The Miss," The Replacements originally "Kiss Me On The Bus"
Lauren Overstreet
"Kiss Fee Where It Smells Money," Bloodhound Gang originally "Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny"
Lori Tirol
"Miss Key Where It Smells Funny," Bloodhound Gang originally "Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny"
Lori Tirol
"Miss Key, Sailor," Diane Renay originally "Kiss Me, Sailor"
Evil Olive
"Kiss Me, Gun Of Sod," They Might Be Giants originally "Kiss Me, Son Of God"
Margo Gram
"Kiss Me, Gun Of Sod," They Might Be Giants originally "Kiss Me, Son Of God"
Margo Gram
"Miss Key, Son Of God," They Might Be Giants originally "Kiss Me, Son Of God"
Telling Jesus to sing off key?!?
Margo Gram
"Hiss Of Kevin," Darlene Zschech originally "Kiss Of Heaven"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Is Cough," Violent Femmes originally "Kiss Off"
Lefty Lucy
"Kiss Lawn Eye Mist," Hall And Oates originally "Kiss On My List"
Sir Ron Norris
"Miss On Lie Kissed," Hall And Oates originally "Kiss On My List"
Sir Ron Norris
"Miss On Lie Kissed," Hall And Oates originally "Kiss On My List"
Sir Ron Norris
"Kiss On Lie Mist," Hall And Oates originally "Kiss On My List"
Sir Ron Norris
"This Key Carpet," Sisters Of Mercy originally "Kiss The Carpet"
Margo Gram
"This Key Carpet," Sisters Of Mercy originally "Kiss The Carpet"
Margo Gram
"Wrist The Cane," Billie Myers originally "Kiss The Rain"
What's In A Name?
"Miss Them Four Key," Siouxsie and The Banshees originally "Kiss Them For Me"
Rocky
"Abyss Two Killed A Dream On," Louis Armstrong originally "A Kiss To Build A Dream On"
Bellwether That Wants Its Ramparts Back
"A Kiss Two Drilled A Beam On," Louis Armstrong originally "A Kiss To Build A Dream On"
D. Melody Dole, MD
"Cussing Kizzons," Elvis Presley originally "Kissing Cousins"
The King
"Dee Neep," Job for a Cowboy originally "Knee Deep"
Cotton Lorraine
"Knife Mud Night Blare Master," Aiden originally "Knife Blood Nightmare Master"
Lucy Crosland
"Hockin' On Nevin's Door," Bob Dylan originally "Knockin' On Heaven's Door"
Adlai Alda
"Knockin' on Devon's Whore," Bob Dylan originally "Knockin' on Heaven's Door"
B1982
"Dockin' On Nevin's Whore," Bob Dylan originally "Knockin' On Heaven's Door"
Adlai Alda
"Row Your Knights," The Clash originally "Know Your Rights"
Josh
"Burt Cocaine," Proof originally "Kurt Kobain"
Preacher that likes Nicole
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