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A spoonerism occurs when the first letters or syllables of two or more words get swapped. The term spoonerism is named in honor of the Reverend William Archibald Spooner whose students used to write down all the instances of spoonerisms that he made. This page focuses on spoonerisms in song titles.
Entries Beginning with I
"I Sam....I Ed," Neil Diamond originally "I Am....I Said"
Neither Sam nor Ed uses good grammar.
Sonya Raynos
"Fie! Believe I Can Lie," R. Kelly originally "I Believe I Can Fly"
Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit
"Beg Lion," Kathy Kirby originally "I Belong"
Lauren Overstreet
"Big Noel," Kathy Kirby originally "I Belong"
Lauren Overstreet
"Ignoble," Kathy Kirby originally "I Belong"
Lauren Overstreet
"I Met Bi Life," Imagine Dragons originally "I Bet My Life"
Toni Minot
"I Met Bi Life," Imagine Dragons originally "I Bet My Life"
Toni Minot
"I Ooze Breezily," Natasha Bedingfield originally "I Bruise Easily"
Linda Radnil
"Rye Booze Easily," Natasha Bedingfield originally "I Bruise Easily"
Regina Haniger
"I Dry The Bugs," Electric Six originally "I Buy The Drugs"
Good! Nothing worse than wet bugs!
Caroline Vale
"I Cain't Neigh So," Cast of 'Oklahoma' originally "I Cain't Say "No""
After all, I'm not a horse.
Linda Radnil
"I Haul Kim Love," Kathy Troccoli originally "I Call Him Love"
Marge Pegram
"I Can Free A Bog," The Flaming Lips originally "I Can Be A Frog"
Is a bog ever trapped in anything?
Trevor Overt
"Rye Can Be A Fog," The Flaming Lips originally "I Can Be A Frog"
Trevor Overt
"Di Can Ream About You," Dan Hartman originally "I Can Dream About You"
Blake DeKalb
"I Plan Ex-Cain," Rachelle Ferrell originally "I Can Explain"
Penelope Beckinsale
"I Fan Eel Kit," Hey Violet originally "I Can Feel It"
Whatever an eel kit is....
Ron N. O'Connor
"I Can Beer The Hells," Nikki Blonsky originally "I Can Hear The Bells"
Funny title, even if a bit meaning-challenged
Jamie Burke
"Sigh "Canny" Clearly Now," Johnny Nash originally "I Can See Clearly Now"
Sir Ron Norris
"Sigh "Nanny Clearly Cow"," Johnny Nash originally "I Can See Clearly Now"
Sir Ron Norris
"Sigh "Ann Key" Clearly Now," Johnny Nash originally "I Can See Clearly Now"
Sir Ron Norris
"I Can Seymour Files," The Who originally "I Can See for Miles"
crazydon
"I Scan Me For Isles," The Who originally "I Can See For Miles"
Evil Olive
"I Scan Me Or Files," The Who originally "I Can See For Miles"
Evil Olive
"I Can Fee The Suture," Incognito originally "I Can See The Future"
Jessica Childress
"I Tan Cake Or Leave Your Loving," Herman's Hermits originally "I Can Take Or Leave Your Loving"
Tanning cake? That's bizarre!
Henrietta Caroleen Ellenboro
"I Can't Sand," Genesis originally "I Can't Dance"
Lefty Lucy
"I Can't Sand," Genesis originally "I Can't Dance"
Lefty Lucy
"Cy Can't Help My Elf," The Four Tops originally "I Can't Help Myself"
Roy R. Pryor
"Sigh Can't Help My Elf," The Four Tops originally "I Can't Help Myself"
Roy R. Pryor
"I Can't Get Maggie Low," Honeybus originally "I Can't Let Maggie Go"
Katy Perry Mason-Dixon Line Dancing
"I Rant, "Stand The Cane"," Eruption originally "I Can't Stand The Rain"
Justin B. Burr
"Ty Can't Make It No Ore," John Fogerty originally "I Can't Take It No More"
Waldo D. Law
"Ty Can't Ache It No More," John Fogerty originally "I Can't Take It No More"
Waldo D. Law
"I Could Never Take The Mace Of Your Plan," Prince originally "I Could Never Take The Place Of Your Man"
Amber Malone
"I Could Never Make The Place Of Your Tan," Prince originally "I Could Never Take The Place Of Your Man"
Amber Malone
"I Could Not Mask For Ore," Edwin McCain originally "I Could Not Ask For More"
Alan Toyce
"I Could Bite A Rook," Tony Bennett originally "I Could Write A Book"
Karen Smith
"I Lied For Dove," Ballboy originally "I Died For Love"
Renee Keener
"Di Eyed For Love," Ballboy originally "I Died For Love"
Emily Lime
"Di Eyed For Love," Ballboy originally "I Died For Love"
Emily Lime
"I Rig Dock And Roll Music," Peter, Paul & Mary originally "I Dig Rock And Roll Music"
Axl Sean
"I Chew Dairy Shoe," Mark Wills originally "I Do Cherish You"
Dogniss Everdeen
"I Rue The Dock," Tim Curry originally "I Do The Rock"
Tiffany Furlong
"I Don't Call Dim Haddie," Doug Supernaw originally "I Don't Call Him Daddy"
Mary Byram
"Di Don't Call Him Addy," Doug Supernaw originally "I Don't Call Him Daddy"
Mary Byram
"I Don't Haul Dim Caddy," Doug Supernaw originally "I Don't Call Him Daddy"
Mary Byram
"I Don't Have A Mind Of Eye Moan," B.J. Thomas originally "I Don't Have A Mind Of My Own"
Whose mind could make their eyes moan anyway?!?
Rhoda Dohr
"I Won't Know What I Daunt," Eric Carmen originally "I Don't Know What I Want"
Elsie Greer
"I Don't Like Don Mays," Boomtown Rats originally "I Don't Like Mondays"
Sutch
"I Won't Daunt A Lover," Texas originally "I Don't Want A Lover"
Lydia Helton
"Di Won't Taunt Buoy," Gavin DeGraw originally "I Don't Want To Be"
Nicole Velocin
"I Won't Daunt To Be," Gavin DeGraw originally "I Don't Want To Be"
Nicole Velocin
"I Don't Haunt Goo Woe Tome," Southside Johnny & The Asbury Jukes originally "I Don't Want To Go Home"
Chelsea Turtle
"I Won't Haunt To Go Dome," Southside Johnny & The Asbury Jukes originally "I Don't Want To Go Home"
Chelsea Turtle
"I Won't Daunt To Go Home," Southside Johnny & The Asbury Jukes originally "I Don't Want To Go Home"
Chelsea Turtle
"I Won't Want To Date," Paula Cole originally "I Don't Want To Wait"
Kirsten Abercrombie
"I Won't Daunt You Back," Eamon originally "I Don't Want You Back"
Even though you daunted me
Hannah Bullecter
"I Pun A Door Job," Wesley Willis originally "I Done A Poor Job"
Rhoda Dohr
"I Link A Drone," George Thorogood originally "I Drink Alone"
Melissa Conway
"Di, Rove All Night," Cyndi Lauper originally "I Drove All Night"
D. Melody Dole, MD
"Di, Rove All Night," Celine Dion originally "I Drove All Night"
D. Melody Dole, MD
"High Eel Fumin'," Vicetones originally "I Feel Human"
Tess O. Gosset
"I Heel Fumin'," Vicetones originally "I Feel Human"
Natasha Bly
"I Heel Fumin'," Vicetones originally "I Feel Human"
Natasha Bly
"I Forgot To Love Your Beer," William Bell originally "I Forgot To Be Your Lover"
Allison O'Silla
"I Hound Fur In A Star," The Guess Who originally "I Found Her In A Star"
As bizarre and impossible as original!
Brittany James
"Islet Gifted," George McCrae originally "I Get Lifted"
Nell Allen
"I Get Flitted," George McCrae originally "I Get Lifted"
Nell Allen
"I Bought A Gag Of My Own," James Brown originally "I Got A Bag Of My Own"
Regina Haniger
"I Bought A Gag Of My Own," James Brown originally "I Got A Bag Of My Own"
Regina Haniger
"I Got A Bag Of "I Moan"," James Brown originally "I Got A Bag Of My Own"
Can "I moan" be put in a bag?
Regina Haniger
"I Bought a Goy," Girls Generation originally "I Got A Boy"
The Mole
"I Gotta Dance To Keep Crumb Frying," The Miracles originally "I Gotta Dance To Keep From Crying"
H. Tim Smith
"I Gotta Beer That Heat," Ann Miller originally "I Gotta Hear That Beat"
Polly Etheline
"I Gotta Blight To Sing The Ruse," Ella Fitzgerald originally "I Gotta Right To Sing The Blues"
Rick O'Shea
"I Gotta Site To Bling The Ruse," Ella Fitzgerald originally "I Gotta Right To Sing The Blues"
I forgot this one
Rick O'Shea
"I Bought A Site To Ring The Glues," Ella Fitzgerald originally "I Gotta Right To Sing The Blues"
Rick O'Shea
"I Wrought A Bite To Sing The Glues," Ella Fitzgerald originally "I Gotta Right To Sing The Blues"
Rick O'Shea
"I Sought A Bite To Ring The Glues," Ella Fitzgerald originally "I Gotta Right To Sing The Blues"
Rick O'Shea
"I Bought A Right To Sing The Glues," Ella Fitzgerald originally "I Gotta Right To Sing The Blues"
Rick O'Shea
"I Wait Myself And Haunt To Die," Nirvana originally "I Hate Myself And Want To Die"
Halloweena Jolie
"I Wait Myself And Haunt To Die," Nirvana originally "I Hate Myself And Want To Die"
Halloweena Jolie
"I Date Myself And Haunt Too, Why?," Nirvana originally "I Hate Myself And Want To Die"
Halloweena Jolie
"Sigh "Hate My Elf For Loving You"," Joan Jett And The Blackhearts originally "I Hate Myself For Loving You"
Lori Tirol
"I Mate High Self For Loving You," Joan Jett And The Blackhearts originally "I Hate Myself For Loving You"
Lori Tirol
"I Hate Myself Or Loving Few," Joan Jett And The Blackhearts originally "I Hate Myself For Loving You"
Lori Tirol
"I Fate Old Hoax," Screeching Weasel originally "I Hate Old Folks"
Ned MacCamden
"Di, Have A Ream," Amanda Seyfried originally "I Have A Dream"
Rhoda Dohr
"I Have A Mind Of "I Moan"," Mia Morrell originally "I Have A Mind Of My Own"
Ron N. O'Connor
"Hi, Have Skillet," The Sherbs originally "I Have The Skill"
Mary Ellen Jasper
"Sigh "Have The Kill"," The Sherbs originally "I Have The Skill"
Regina Haniger
"Hi, Ear Colors," The Black Angels originally "I Hear Colors"
D. Melody Dole, MD
"I Heard The Dells On Christmas Bay," Traditional originally "I Heard The Bells On Christmas Day"
Mark Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire
"I Bird The Hells On Christmas Day," Traditional originally "I Heard The Bells On Christmas Day"
Don't know if it makes any sense, but...
Santa
"Dye Hope You Ants," Lee Ann Womack originally "I Hope You Dance"
Margo Gram
"High Dope You Ants," Lee Ann Womack originally "I Hope You Dance"
Margo Gram
"Cry "Keep Eyeing"," Audrey De Montigny originally "I Keep Crying"
D. Melody Dole, MD
"Cry "Keep Eyeing"," Audrey De Montigny originally "I Keep Crying"
D. Melody Dole, MD
"I Leap Cooking," Sara Evans originally "I Keep Looking"
American Idle
"I Leap Cooking," Sara Evans originally "I Keep Looking"
Allison O'Silla
"I Chill Killed Wren," Dead Kennedys originally "I Kill Children"
Sir Ron Norris
"Guy Kissed A Earl," Katy Perry originally "I Kissed A Girl"
Audrey Ruiz
"I Sew Him No Well," Elaine Paige and Barbara Dickson originally "I Know Him So Well"
Wells are difficult to sew anyway.
Lou Quilson
"Guy Let Her Owe," Frankie Laine originally "I Let Her Go"
Laura Wilkins
"I Get Her Low," Frankie Laine originally "I Let Her Go"
Laura Wilkins
"I Fight My Own Liars Now," Dashboard Confessional originally "I Light My Own Fires Now"
Lizzie
"I Knight My Own Fires Low," Dashboard Confessional originally "I Light My Own Fires Now"
Lizzie
"Buy Like Ear," Tom T. Hall originally "I Like Beer"
Sonya Raynos
"By Ike Lear," Tom T. Hall originally "I Like Beer"
Sonya Raynos
"Guy Like Earls That Drink Beer," Toby Keith originally "I Like Girls That Drink Beer"
If grammatical changes "like" from verb. to prep.
Karen Smith
"I Like Burls That Drink Gear," Toby Keith originally "I Like Girls That Drink Beer"
Makes no sense, but a flawless spoonerism.
Karen Smith
"My Ike Lynn," Peggy Lee originally "I Like Men"
Mary Byram
"I Love Pi Commuter," Bad Religion originally "I Love My Computer"
Sir Ron Norris
"I Love Pi Commuter," Bad Religion originally "I Love My Computer"
Sir Ron Norris
"I Rove Lock 'n' Roll ," Joan Jett & The Blackhearts originally "I Love Rock 'n' Roll"
Makes Jett sound like a security person.
Peter
"I Love The Light Knife," Alicia Bridges originally "I Love The Nightlife"
Raphael
"I Glove The Round Of Cashing Sitars," Roxette originally "I Love The Sound Of Crashing Guitars"
Regina Haniger
"I Love Poo Trays," Natalie Grant originally "I Love To Praise"
Anything like a poo poo platter?
Ron N. O'Connor
"I Love You, Bunny Hair," Father John Misty originally "I Love You, Honeybear"
Regina Haniger
"I Aid Mitt Through The Rain," Barry Manilow originally "I Made It Through The Rain"
Harry Truman Capote
"I Raid It Through The Main," Barry Manilow originally "I Made It Through The Rain"
Harry Truman Capote
"I Right Me Bong," Radiohead originally "I Might Be Wrong"
Josh
"My Missed 'E'," Jim Reeves originally "I Missed Me"
Eva Shortoria
"Pie Must Stop Going To Artie's," Lindisfarne originally "I Must Stop Going To Parties"
Faith Spencer
"I Heed A Nero," Chris Rice originally "I Need A Hero"
Julia Cox
"Nigh Weed, New Awls," Shirley Bates originally "I Need New Walls"
Dogniss Everdeen
"I Bead Some Noddy," ? (Question Mark) & The Mysterians originally "I Need Somebody"
Noddy = a dark-colored relative of terns
Nicole Parsons
"I Need New Toe," Marc Anthony originally "I Need To Know"
Waldo D. Law
"Knee-eyed You," LeAnn Rimes originally "I Need You"
Geez -- strange place to have eyes!
michelle (hell in mice)
"I Never Kicked Pottin'," Roy Clark originally "I Never Picked Cotton"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Try Lay Chicken With The Pain," Cowboy Troy originally "I Play Chicken With The Train"
Waldo D. Law
"I Play Trickin' With The Chain," Cowboy Troy originally "I Play Chicken With The Train"
Waldo D. Law
"I Seed In Planet E," Belinda Carlisle originally "I Plead Insanity"
Natalie Stonecipher
"Pi Lead Insanity," Belinda Carlisle originally "I Plead Insanity"
Lydia Idyl
"Wry Anne," Hard-fi originally "I Ran"
Valerie Cameron
"I Messed Rye Case," Michael Stanley originally "I Rest My Case"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Hi! Saw A Ranger With Your Stare," John Gorka originally "I Saw A Stranger With Your Hair"
Norman Cornelius
"I Saw Commie Missing Santa Claus," Traditional originally "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"
Like in some country where he's banned.
Cynthia Avery
"I Claw Mommy Kissing Santa Saws," Traditional originally "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"
Clumsy The Elf
"I Law the Sight," Todd Rundgreen originally "I Saw the Light"
Lefty Lucy
"I Law the Sight," Todd Rundgreen originally "I Saw the Light"
Lefty Lucy
"I Spray A Little Air," Dionne Warwick originally "I Say A Little Prayer"
Blake DeKalb
"I Spray A Little Air," Dionne Warwick originally "I Say A Little Prayer"
Blake DeKalb
"Sigh "Gray Ace"," Hayley Westenra originally "I Say Grace"
Ron N. O'Connor
"Sigh "Ay, Grace"," Hayley Westenra originally "I Say Grace"
Ron N. O'Connor
"Sigh "Ay, Grace"," Hayley Westenra originally "I Say Grace"
Ron N. O'Connor
"Sigh "Fee Ire"," Ed Sheeran originally "I See Fire"
Lydia Idyl
"I Fee Sie," Ed Sheeran originally "I See Fire"
Lydia Idyl
"I Fee Sie," Ed Sheeran originally "I See Fire"
Lydia Idyl
"I Fret My Sends On Fire," Aiden originally "I Set My Friends On Fire"
Lizzie
"Shy Al, Sing," Art Garfunkel originally "I Shall Sing"
Kirsten Abercrombie
"Shy Ott, The Sheriff," Eric Clapton originally "I Shot The Sheriff"
Ott can be a surname.
Ned MacCamden
"I Could Share," Frank Sinatra originally "I Should Care"
Adlai Alda
"I Could Share," Gloria Lynne originally "I Should Care"
Cotton Lorraine
"I Land A Stone," Godsmack originally "I Stand Alone"
Dionne Peacewick
"I Sure Ran. Smell The Cane," Blackhawk originally "I Sure Can Smell The Rain"
Gordy N. Knott
"Sigh 'Wear'," All 4 One originally "I Swear"
Allison O'Silla
"I Pink, I'm There, Annoyed," Garbage originally "I Think I'm Paranoid"
Karen Smith
"I Much Tie Self," The Divinyls originally "I Touch Myself"
Alice Spoonerism
"My, Such Tie, Elf," The Divinyls originally "I Touch Myself"
Rhoda Dohr
"Sigh "Much Tie," Elf," The Divinyls originally "I Touch Myself"
Rhoda Dohr
"Sigh "Touch My Elf"," The Divinyls originally "I Touch Myself"
Rhoda Dohr
"I Lock The Wine," Johnny Cash originally "I Walk The Line"
Country
"I Wanna See Dee Baited," The Ramones originally "I Wanna Be Sedated"
Rhoda Dohr
"Why Daunt A New Rug?," Huey Lewis And The News originally "I Want A New Drug"
Why indeed!
Penelope Beckinsale
"Why Daunt A New Rug?," Huey Lewis & the News originally "I Want A New Drug"
Kerianne Hopkins
"I Want Thai Beers, Mack," Nightwish originally "I Want My Tears Back"
Mary Byram
"I Want My Beer's Tack," Nightwish originally "I Want My Tears Back"
What is a beer doing with a tack?
Helena Hoover
"I Taunt My Weirs Back," Nightwish originally "I Want My Tears Back"
Emmy Kay Butanone
"I Haunt To Hold Your Wand," The Beatles originally "I Want To Hold Your Hand"
Peter
"I Haunt To Weigh Steer," Dusty Springfield originally "I Want To Stay Here"
Renee Keener
"I Want You To Be Guy Merle," Frankie Lymon & The Teenagers originally "I Want You To Be My Girl"
Evil Olive
"I Want Moo To Want Ye," Cheap Trick originally "I Want You To Want Me"
Carrie Dawn Knight-Lee
"I Was Born When You Missed Key," The Whispers originally "I Was Born When You Kissed Me"
Angela Sleepyhorse
"I Was Morn When You Kissed Bee," The Whispers originally "I Was Born When You Kissed Me"
Angela Sleepyhorse
"I Was Corn When You Missed Bee," The Whispers originally "I Was Born When You Kissed Me"
Angela Sleepyhorse
"Di Was Aide For Manson," Leif Garrett originally "I Was Made For Dancin'"
Ron N. O'Connor
"Why Ill?," Radiohead originally "I Will"
B1982
"I Fill Wallow," U2 originally "I Will Follow"
D. Melody Dole, MD
"I Fill Wallow," U2 originally "I Will Follow"
D. Melody Dole, MD
"Cry 'Wish It Could Be Isthmus Every Day'," Sarah Brightman originally "I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day"
D. Melody Dole, MD
"I Wish Boo Were A Year," Cycle Sluts From Hell originally "I Wish You Were A Beer"
Halloween lasting all year?
Halloweena Jolie
"Why Don't Ants?," Fred Astaire originally "I Won't Dance"
Old Man Edgar Winter
"I Won't Land In Stein," Reba McEntire originally "I Won't Stand In Line"
Joanna Hawthorne
"I Would See Bad," The Avett Brothers originally "I Would Be Sad"
Penny Nichols
"Sigh Would Be Ad," The Avett Brothers originally "I Would Be Sad"
Penny Nichols
"I Couldn't Change You If I Would," Ricky Skaggs originally "I Wouldn't Change You If I Could"
Emily Lime
"I Site The Wrongs," Barry Manilow originally "I Write The Songs"
Micky
"I CIte The Wrongs," Barry Manilow originally "I Write The Songs"
Yvonne Sindri
"By Oat, The Rook," Beth Ditto originally "I Wrote The Book"
Lydia Idyl
"I'd Wee Baiting," Xavier Naidoo originally "I'd Be Waiting"
Mae Beam
"Bide Tea Weighing," Xavier Naidoo originally "I'd Be Waiting"
Nicole Velocin
"I'd Wee Baiting," Xavier Naidoo originally "I'd Be Waiting"
Mae Beam
"Tide Be Weighing," Xavier Naidoo originally "I'd Be Waiting"
Nicole Velocin
"Wide Tee Baying," Xavier Naidoo originally "I'd Be Waiting"
However THAT's supposed to work!
Nicole Velocin
"I'd Eye With Doubt You," PM Dawn originally "I'd Die Without You"
Meaningful sentence with unusual word order
Regina Haniger
"I'll Be Chrome For Hissmas," Holiday Songs originally "I'll Be Home For Christmas"
A holiday celebrating hissing?
Allison O'Silla
"Bile Be That Ridge," Elliott Yamin originally "I'll Be That Bridge"
Rhoda Dohr
"I'll Wee Baiting," Adele originally "I'll Be Waiting"
Regina Haniger
"Tile Rink You Do," Duke Jupiter originally "I'll Drink To You"
Nicole Velocin
"I'll Tink You, Drew," Duke Jupiter originally "I'll Drink To You"
Odie Garfield
"Dial Rink To You," Duke Jupiter originally "I'll Drink To You"
However THAT would be done!
Nicole Velocin
"I'll Drink You, Too," Duke Jupiter originally "I'll Drink To You"
Odie Garfield
"I'll Hollow My Secret Fart," Carmen McRae originally "I'll Follow My Secret Heart"
Tiffany Furlong
"I'll Follow High Secret Mart," Carmen McRae originally "I'll Follow My Secret Heart"
Tiffany Furlong
"I'll Never Fret, You See," Rick Astley originally "I'll Never Set You Free"
Toni Minot
"I'll Pay You Who Shoot Tim," Megan McCauley originally "I'll Pay You To Shoot Him"
Kristin Carpenter
"Riley Member," Madonna originally "I'll Remember"
Nell Allen
"Style A," Trapt originally "I'll Stay"
Cheryl Jordan
"File Tumble Or Ya," Culture Club originally "I'll Tumble 4 Ya"
Marlene L. Ram
"Tile Fumble Or Ya," Culture Club originally "I'll Tumble 4 Ya"
Marlene L. Ram
"I'm A Boner And You're Eating My Lorraine," Erica Wang And The Dead originally "I'm A Loner And You're Eating My Brain"
Adlai Alda
"I'm A Loner And You're Beating My Rain," Erica Wang And The Dead originally "I'm A Loner And You're Eating My Brain"
Henrietta Caroleen Ellenboro
"I'm A Town Man," Sarah Harmer originally "I'm A Mountain"
Red
"I'm Always Racing Chain Bows," Harry James originally "I'm Always Chasing Rainbows"
Rick O'Shea
"I'm Always Racing Chain Bows," Judy Garland originally "I'm Always Chasing Rainbows"
Faith Spencer
"Dime Reaming," Jennifer Warnes originally "I'm Dreaming"
Allison O'Silla
"Rhyme Or Feel," Howard Hewett originally "I'm For Real"
Roy R. Pryor
"Rhyme For Eel," Howard Hewett originally "I'm For Real"
Flora Rolf
"I'm Here, I'm Hot Near," Julia Stone originally "I'm Here, I'm Not Here"
Tess O. Gosset
"I'm Near, I'm Hot Here," Julia Stone originally "I'm Here, I'm Not Here"
Tess O. Gosset
"Mime In Eye, Teens," The Collins Kids originally "I'm In My Teens"
Rhoda Dohr
"Mime In Eye, Teens," The Collins Kids originally "I'm In My Teens"
Rhoda Dohr
"I'm In The Food More, Love," Julie London originally "I'm In The Mood For Love"
Regina Haniger
"Mime In The Food Or Love," Julie London originally "I'm In The Mood For Love"
Regina Haniger
"Umm...... Must A Wigeon?," Ashton Shepherd originally "I'm Just A Woman"
Wigeon is a kind of duck.
Blake DeKalb
"Lime Ike, A Bird," Nelly Furtado originally "I'm Like A Bird"
Marge Pegram
"I'm Cooking Over A Four-Leaf Lover," Traditional originally "I'm Looking Over A Four-Leaf Clover"
Oldtimer
"I'm Cooking Over A Four-Leaf Lover," Traditional originally "I'm Looking Over A Four-Leaf Clover"
Oldtimer
"I'm Mandy, My Flea," 10cc originally "I'm Mandy, Fly Me"
Adrienne Schnell
"I'm No Ranger To The Strain," Keith Whitley originally "I'm No Stranger To The Rain"
Francesca Burleson
"Dime, Oh, Bonnie," A Dead Giveaway originally "I'm Nobody"
Eva Shortoria
"I'm Bo, Donnie," A Dead Giveaway originally "I'm Nobody"
Eva Shortoria
"Lime Not Bind," Presto Ballet originally "I'm Not Blind"
Waldo D. Law
"Lime Ott Neesa," Jessi Colter originally "I'm Not Lisa"
Country
"I'm Lot Neesa," Jessi Colter originally "I'm Not Lisa"
Country
"Rhyme Not Living In The Ill World," Belle And Sebastian originally "I'm Not Living In The Real World"
H. Tim Smith
"I'm Rot Living In The Nil World," Belle And Sebastian originally "I'm Not Living In The Real World"
H. Tim Smith
"Dime Not On Rugs," Free Soda originally "I'm Not On Drugs"
Regina Haniger
"I'm Sop-eye The Paler Man," Face To Face originally "I'm Popeye The Sailor Man"
American Idle
"I'm Sop-eye The Mailer Pan," Face To Face originally "I'm Popeye The Sailor Man"
American Idle
"I'm Mop-eye The Sailor Pan," Face To Face originally "I'm Popeye The Sailor Man"
American Idle
"I'm Proud To Knee A Bed Wreck," Barefoot Jerry originally "I'm Proud To Be A Redneck"
Penelope Beckinsale
"I'm Browed Poo -- Tee A Redneck," Barefoot Jerry originally "I'm Proud To Be A Redneck"
Bizarre! Curious!
Penelope Beckinsale
"Time Proud, Ooh --- Be A Redneck!," Barefoot Jerry originally "I'm Proud To Be A Redneck"
Penelope Beckinsale
"I'm Browed To Pee A Redneck," Barefoot Jerry originally "I'm Proud To Be A Redneck"
Not just sure how that works
Penelope Beckinsale
"Rhyme, Eddie," Bryan Adams originally "I'm Ready"
Mary Byram
"Rhyme Eddy," Tevin Campbell originally "I'm Ready"
redsimba
"I'm Writin' In Sod," Earshot originally "I'm Rotten Inside"
Lois Teem
"I'm Slowly Yearning Into Two," The White Stripes originally "I'm Slowly Turning Into You"
Marge Pegram
"I'm Slowly Turning In You Too," The White Stripes originally "I'm Slowly Turning Into You"
Marge Pegram
"I'm Lowly Turning Into Sue," The White Stripes originally "I'm Slowly Turning Into You"
Marge Pegram
"Cyme Glow Ad," Cream originally "I'm So Glad"
Cyme = type of flower cluster on certain plants
Regina Haniger
"Cyme Glow Ad," Cream originally "I'm So Glad"
Cyme = type of flower cluster on certain plants
Regina Haniger
"I'm So Cronesome I Could Lie," Hank Williams originally "I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry"
Country
"I'm Slow, Gad," Cream originally "I'm So, Glad"
Regina Haniger
"I'm Slow, Gad," Cream originally "I'm So, Glad"
Regina Haniger
"Chime At Thick," Mariah Carey originally "I'm That Chick"
Eva Cave
"I'm Dating For The Way," The Beatles originally "I'm Waiting For The Day"
Josh
"I've Been Bong Fee Roar," Abney Park originally "I've Been Wrong Before"
Bong Fee Roar?? Whatever the heck........
Ned MacCamden
"Rice Steam Cackles," The Time originally "Ice Cream Castles"
Marlene L. Ram
"Ice Stream Cackles," The Time originally "Ice Cream Castles"
Marlene L. Ram
"Thicky Ump," The White Stripes originally "Icky Thump"
Winter Pepper
"If Ever I Use My Faith In Lou," Sting originally "If Ever I Lose My Faith In You"
Mae Beam
"If Ty Could Earn Back Time," Cher originally "If I Could Turn Back Time"
Mary Byram
"If I Could Burn Tack Time," Cher originally "If I Could Turn Back Time"
What is tack time, and is it flammable?
Marlene L. Ram
"If I Ever Fuse My Lathe In You," Sting originally "If I Ever Lose My Faith In You"
Rick O'Shea
"If Guy Were A Rich Earl," Lady Saw originally "If I Were A Rich Girl"
Lisa Basil
"If My Cents Could Free Me Now," Gwen Verdon originally "If My Friends Could See Me Now"
IBM (Itty Bitty Midget)
"If My Art Was Hay House," Owl City originally "If My Heart Was A House"
D. Melody Dole, MD
"If High Heart Was A Mouse," Owl City originally "If My Heart Was A House"
D. Melody Dole, MD
"If High Mart Was A House," Owl City originally "If My Heart Was A House"
D. Melody Dole, MD
"If Low Knee," Patrice Rushen originally "If Only"
H. Tim Smith
"If U Ache, See Me," Britney Spears originally "If U Seek Amy"
Lou Quilson
"If You're Throwing Goo Hell," Rodney Atkins originally "If You're Going Through Hell"
I never saw a goo hell that looked easy to throw!
Penelope Beckinsale
"Image Of Gay Earl," The Safaris originally "Image Of A Girl"
Bruce Curb
"Pin A Dark Lace," Gary Numan originally "In A Dark Place"
Helen Football
"Lynn Iced A Crone," Natalie Grant originally "In Christ Alone"
Sonya Raynos
"Kin For The Ill," La Roux originally "In For The Kill"
Condoleezza Rice Pilaf
"Inn Or The Fill," LaRoux originally "In For The Kill"
Lisa Basil
"Fin Or The Kill," LaRoux originally "In For The Kill"
Lisa Basil
"Men Loving Emory," Alter Bridge originally "In Loving Memory"
Amy Grunt
"In High Mouse," Mary Jane Girls originally "In My House"
Mae Beam
"In Me Arnie, Thou," Status Quo originally "In The Army Now"
Allison O'Silla
"In The Sack Beat," Arcade Fire originally "In The Backseat"
Regina Haniger
"In The Chapel In The Loon Might," Dean Martin originally "In The Chapel In The Moonlight"
Marge Pegram
"In The Louse Of Stone And Height," Martin Page originally "In The House Of Stone And Light"
Tara Zed
"In The Game Of Nod," Dream Theater originally "In The Name Of God"
Trevor Overt
"Ode To Pine," Sum 41 originally "In Too Deep"
Dionne Peacewick
"Tin Doo, Eeeep!," Genesis originally "In Too Deep"
MOR
"In Mints And Pepper Scents," Strawberry Alarm Clock originally "Incense And Peppermints"
Blake DeKalb
"Some End Dinner," Mandy Moore originally "Indian Summer"
Sam Bucus the elder
"Sin Id Out," Eve 6 originally "Inside Out"
Mae Beam
"Sin Eyed The Cynic," Stone Sour originally "Inside The Cynic"
Gordy N. Knott
"Instant Plea, Ray," Dan Hartman originally "Instant Replay"
D. Melody Dole, MD
"Instant Plea, Ray," Dan Hartman originally "Instant Replay"
D. Melody Dole, MD
"Fin To The Ire," Asking Alexandria originally "Into The Fire"
Bruce Curb
"Fin To The Ire," Asking Alexandria originally "Into The Fire"
Bruce Curb
"Sin To The Lip Stream," Penny Ikinger originally "Into The Slipstream"
As sensible as original?!? :)
Adrienne Schnell
"Tin Row," Missing Heart originally "Intro"
Mary Byram
"Gal And Earl," Elton John originally "Island Girl"
Marlene L. Ram
"Sty Lands In The Ream," Kenny Rogers And Dolly Parton originally "Islands In The Stream"
Marlene L. Ram
"Sty Lands In The Ream," Kenny Rogers & Dolly Parton originally "Islands In The Stream"
Waldo D. Law
"Sty Lands In The Ream," Kenny Rogers & Dolly Parton originally "Islands In The Stream"
Waldo D. Law
"It Seals Foe Good To Be Loved So Bad," The Manhattans originally "It Feels So Good To Be Loved So Bad"
Margo Gram
"It Heaps Right On A Curtain," Johnny Tillotson originally "It Keeps Right On A-Hurtin'"
Penelope Beckinsale
"It Fakes A Mellow Proud To Be A Soldier," Tom Lehrer originally "It Makes A Fellow Proud To Be A Soldier"
Ron N. O'Connor
"It May Fee A Buyer," The Moody Blues originally "It May Be A Fire"
Marge Pegram
"Hit Nose In Cell," Lordi originally "It Snows In Hell"
Natalie Portmanteau Word
"It Knows Sin Hell," Lordi originally "It Snows In Hell"
Natalie Portmanteau Word
"It's Now Sin Hell," Lordi originally "It Snows In Hell"
Amanda Svenson
"It Fakes a Tool to Remain Sane," The Ark originally "It Takes a Fool to Remain Sane"
B1982
"It Tames Tike," The Marshall Tucker Band originally "It Takes Time"
Good now we have out next nanny.
Peter
"It Would Make A Strong Tan," Rick Astley originally "It Would Take A Strong Man"
Flora Rolf
"It'll Wake A Tile," Wanda Jackson originally "It'll Take Awhile"
Darn! I was hoping those tiles'd get their sleep!
Axl Sean
"It's A Great Lay To Be A Dive," Travis Tritt originally "It's A Great Day To Be Alive"
Blake DeKalb
"It's A Wrong Load," Dan Hill originally "It's A Long Road"
Bungee Jumping Jack Flash Gordon Lightfoot
"Mitt's A Eerie Cull," Roger Waters originally "It's A Miracle"
Allison O'Silla
"Shit's A Aim About Ray," The Lemonheads originally "It's A Shame About Ray"
Ray, you might want to duck!
Tiffany Furlong
"It's All Night To Be A Red Wreck," Alan Jackson originally "It's Alright To Be A Redneck"
Mary Byram
"Kit's Old," Smoosh originally "It's Cold"
Condoleezza Rice Pilaf
"It's Tar Letter Foo Burn," Saosin originally "It's Far Better to Learn"
Lizzie
"Fits Or You," Shanice originally "It's For You"
RedSimba
"It's More In The Forning," Faron Young originally "It's Four In The Morning"
Frederick Gale
"It's More In The Forning," Faron Young originally "It's Four In The Morning"
Frederick Gale
"It's Getting Soaring By The Bee," Blood Red Shoes originally "It's Getting Boring By The Sea"
Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit
"It's Going To Fork Out Wine," Ike & Tina Turner originally "It's Going To Work Out Fine"
Peter
"Tit's Gonna Ache Some Time," The Carpenters originally "It's Gonna Take Some Time"
Natalie Portmanteau Word
"Git's On A Take Sometime," The Carpenters originally "It's Gonna Take Some Time"
Gordy N. Knott
"It's Got To Me. Bellow!," Leon Haywood originally "It's Got To Be Mellow"
Marge Pegram
"Gets Rim Up North," KLF originally "It's Grim Up North"
Bellwether That Wants Its Ramparts Back
"It's Just A Tatter Of Mime," Brook Benton originally "It's Just A Matter Of Time"
Renee Keener
"Mitt's Eye Job," Jimmy Buffett originally "It's My Job"
Natalie Portmanteau Word
"It's Pie, Marty," Lesley Gore originally "It's My Party"
Nicole Velocin
"Mitt's Thai Urn," Jeff Williams originally "It's My Turn"
Sonya Raynos
"Mitt's Eye Turn," Jeff Williams originally "It's My Turn"
Sonya Raynos
"Mitt's Eye Turn," Diana Ross originally "It's My Turn"
Justin B. Burr
"Mitt's Thai Urn," Diana Ross originally "It's My Turn"
Justin B. Burr
"It's Head Rot," Madlyn Davis originally "It's Red Hot"
Lefty Lucy
"Hits Ed Rot," Madlyn Davis originally "It's Red Hot"
Tess O. Gosset
"It's Lad To See Bong," England Dan And John Ford Coley originally "It's Sad To Belong"
Margaret (less massive than my name backwards)
"It's Lad To Be Song," England Dan And John Ford Coley originally "It's Sad To Belong"
Karen Smith
"It's Bad To See Long," England Dan And John Ford Coley originally "It's Sad To Belong"
Karen Smith
"Sits Ick," Daniel Amos originally "It's Sick"
fred
"It's Real Stock And Roll To Me," Billy Joel originally "It's Still Rock And Roll To Me"
Norman Cornelius
"It's Chime (Tapped Her 3)," Saga originally "It's Time (Chapter 3)"
Sarah Propst
"It's Lou Tate," Carole King originally "It's Too Late"
Marlene L. Ram
"Pitchy Coo Ark," Small Faces originally "Itchycoo Park"
Courtney (about as bad as tennis elbow)
"Kitschy Poo Ark," Small Faces originally "Itchycoo Park"
Courtney (about as bad as tennis elbow)
"Its Real Rock And StoleTo Me," Billy Joel originally "Its Still Rock And Roll To Me"
Norman Cornelius
"I've A Wee Router," Cathy Carr originally "Ivory Tower"
H. Tim Smith
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