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A spoonerism occurs when the first letters or syllables of two or more words get swapped. The term spoonerism is named in honor of the Reverend William Archibald Spooner whose students used to write down all the instances of spoonerisms that he made. This page focuses on spoonerisms in song titles.
Entries Beginning with C
"M'mon Carrie Anne," The Four Seasons originally "C'mon Marianne"
M'mon = "Mum On" as acting out something silently.
Alanis More Upset
"C'mon Airy Man," The Four Seasons originally "C'mon Marianne"
Alanis More Upset
"Crab Of My Tuck," Dierks Bentley originally "Cab Of My Truck"
Washington Irving Berlin Wall Flower Pot Boiler
"Calfin' Beaver," Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds originally "Cabin Fever"
A strange hybrid animal birth??
Linda Radnil
"Raged Cat," Soul Asylum originally "Caged Rat"
B1982
"Cal Adorn Ya, Freeman," The Mamas And The Papas originally "California Dreamin'"
D. Melody Dole, MD
"All Canned Answer," Bare Naked Ladies originally "Call And Answer"
Ned MacCamden
"Awl And Cancer," Bare Naked Ladies originally "Call And Answer"
Ned MacCamden
"Gall Curl Blues," Diamond Rugs originally "Call Girl Blues"
Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit
"Ball Girl Clues," Diamond Rugs originally "Call Girl Blues"
Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit
"Call Burl Glues," Diamond Rugs originally "Call Girl Blues"
Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit
"Gall Burl Clues," Diamond Rugs originally "Call Girl Blues"
Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit
"Moan It A Call," Jackson Browne originally "Call It A Loan"
Josh
"All Knit A Kite," Dynamite Hack originally "Call It A Night"
Emily Lime
"Mall Key," Blondie originally "Call Me"
Winter Pepper
"Mall Key," Shirley Bassey originally "Call Me"
Marlene L. Ram
"All Key Malice," Rasputina originally "Call Me Alice"
Naomi Swanson
"Ball Me Camie," Carly Rae Jepson originally "Call Me Maybe"
Mr. Oblivious
"Mall Key Maybe," Carly Rae Jepsen originally "Call Me Maybe"
Laurie Cassid
"Maul Key Maybe," Carly Rae Jepson originally "Call Me Maybe"
Doodah Bobo
"Mall Key Maybe," Carly Rae Jepsen originally "Call Me Maybe"
Laurie Cassid
"Call Bee Mamie," Carly Rae Jepson originally "Call Me Maybe"
Doodah Bobo
"Maul Me Kay B.," Carly Rae Jepsen originally "Call Me Maybe"
Sheila Oh
"Call Bee Mamie," Carly Rae Jepsen originally "Call Me Maybe"
Laurie Cassid
"Mall Key Sylvia," Low Cut Connie originally "Call Me Sylvia"
Joe North
"Mall Key, Sylvia," Low Cut Connie originally "Call Me Sylvia"
Lydia Idyl
"Mall Key Sylvia," Low Cut Connie originally "Call Me Sylvia"
Joe North
"Call We Men You're Sober," Evanescence originally "Call Me When You're Sober"
Lizzie
"Mall Key Yen Wore Sober," Evanescence originally "Call Me When You're Sober"
Lizzie
"All Cough The Search," Katie Melua originally "Call Off The Search"
However one coughs a search!?!
Jamie Burke
"Maul On Key," Chicago originally "Call On Me"
Marlene L. Ram
"Shawl The Cots," Girls Aloud originally "Call The Shots"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Wall Me Ken You're Sober," Evanescence originally "Call When You're Sober"
Lizzie
"Called 'Doubt Of The Ark'," Snow Patrol originally "Called Out Of The Dark"
Waldo D. Law
"Hauling All The Key Rows," It Bites originally "Calling All The Heroes"
Bellwether That Wants Its Ramparts Back
"Ramp Town Cases," Stephen Foster originally "Camptown Races"
Raphael
"Can Die You A Brink?," Hoobastank originally "Can I Buy You A Drink?"
How can one die a brink?
Vicky Norton
"Can Buy Dew A Rink?," Hoobastank originally "Can I Buy You A Drink?"
How could dew own a rink?
Vicky Norton
"Fran, Be Still Weekends," Todd Rundgren originally "Can We Still Be Friends"
April Fleming
"Ban We Still Key Friends," Todd Rundgren originally "Can We Still Be Friends"
April Fleming
"Stan, We Kill Bee Friends," Todd Rundgren originally "Can We Still Be Friends"
April Fleming
"Fran, Be Still Weekends," Todd Rundgren originally "Can We Still Be Friends"
April Fleming
"Stan, We Kill Bee Friends," Todd Rundgren originally "Can We Still Be Friends"
April Fleming
"Tan Key Walk," Tevin Campbell originally "Can We Talk"
redsimba
"Can't Buy Lee Move," The Beatles originally "Can't Buy Me Love"
Lee isn't going to move even we give them money?
Peter
"Can't Fight The Loon Might," LeAnn Rimes originally "Can't Fight The Moonlight"
Oh, those diving birds will best you every time!
Ashley Nicole Hendershot-Wetherington
"Can't Light The Moon Fight," LeAnn Rimes originally "Can't Fight The Moonlight"
Lunar fighters do in in the dark!
Ashley Nicole Hendershot-Wetherington
"Can't Get Used To Using Lou," Andy Williams originally "Can't Get Used To Losing You"
Eva Cave
"Can't Get Hugh Out Of Eye Med," Kylie Minogue originally "Can't Get You Out Of My Head"
Lydia Idyl
"Can't Get You Out Of High Med," Kylie Minogue originally "Can't Get You Out Of My Head"
Sheena Weston
"Can't Get Hugh Out Of My Ed," Kylie Minogue originally "Can't Get You Out Of My Head"
Lydia Idyl
"Can't Get Hugh Out Of Eye Med," Kylie Minogue originally "Can't Get You Out Of My Head"
Lydia Idyl
"Can't Get Hugh Out Of My Ed," Kylie Minogue originally "Can't Get You Out Of My Head"
Lydia Idyl
"Can't Get Low," Heidi Newfield originally "Can't Let Go"
Regina Haniger
"Can't Land Oozing Stew," The Police originally "Can't Stand Losing You"
Brit Boxx
"Can't Stand Using Lou," The Police originally "Can't Stand Losing You"
Rhoda Dohr
"Can't Sue Yee," The Marshall Tucker Band originally "Can't You See"
Can Sue sound like an Italian cartoon dinosaur?
Peter
"Dan Key," Iggy Pop originally "Candy"
Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit
"Gandy Curl," The Four Seasons originally "Candy Girl"
Julia Farda
"Randy Cain," Soul For Real originally "Candy Rain"
Marlene L. Ram
"Hand Cam," Norman Greenbaum originally "Canned Ham"
Clara Suzette Bartilson
"Cabin Null," Breeders originally "Cannonball"
Renee Scoggins
"Napkin Team, Oh," Sarah Brightman originally "Captain Nemo"
Lisa Basil
"Her Tain Of Cap Heart," Double originally "Captain Of Her Heart"
She has a paper plate or tinfoil for a heart?
Peter
"Wear Key, Fry Hay," Gordon Lightfoot originally "Carefree Highway"
Mary Byram
"Wear Key High Fray," Gordon Lightfoot originally "Carefree Highway"
Mary Byram
"Careless Piss Whir," Wham originally "Careless Whisper"
Margaret (less massive than my name backwards)
"Caribbean Queen (Row More Love On The Nun)," Billy Ocean originally "Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)"
Dawn Anwad
"Barrel Crown," Flight Of The Conchords originally "Carol Brown"
Nicole Velocin
"Jarrell Kane," The Everly Brothers originally "Carol Jane"
Once more, a gender change via spoonerism
Lois Teem
"The Barrel Of The Curds," Joan Baez originally "The Carol Of The Birds"
Regina Olsen
"Larrow Kin," Merle Haggard originally "Carolyn"
Lori Blonde
"Airy Can," The Hollies originally "Carrie-Anne"
Marge Pegram
"Weary On Car Ward Son," Kansas originally "Carry On Wayward Son"
Peter
"Harry, You Comb," James Blunt originally "Carry You Home"
Sir Ron Norris
"J.C. Cones," Grateful Dead originally "Casey Jones"
Cinnamon Rolle
"Fast Your Kate To The Wind," Vince Guaraldi Trio originally "Cast Your Fate To The Wind"
Sounds cruel, but maybe Kate might enjoy it?
Peter
"Castle Glove Ass," Linkin Park originally "Castle Of Glass"
Ron N. O'Connor
"Hassle On The Kill," Ed Sheeran originally "Castle On The Hill"
Ariana Grande mocha swirl
"Thistles In Cay Air," Don McLean originally "Castles In The Air"
Peter
"Unmade Tacos," Red Jumpsuit Apparatus originally "Cat And Mouse"
Bungee Jumping Jack Flash Gordon Lightfoot
"Mat and Cows," Red Jumpsuit Apparatus originally "Cat and Mouse"
Sarah
"Case At Mound," Red Jumpsuit Apparatus originally "Cat and Mouse"
Hannah Montanalestes
"Cat Sea Mound," Red Jumpsuit Apparatus originally "Cat and Mouse"
Hannah Montanalestes
"Coot Fad," King Crimson originally "Cat Food"
Penelope Beckinsale
"The Bat In The Window (The Curd In The Sky)," Petula Clark originally "The Cat In The Window (The Bird In The Sky)"
Margo Gram
"Fetch A Stalling Car," Perry Como originally "Catch A Falling Star"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Catch Fee, I'm Mauling," Pretty Poison originally "Catch Me, I'm Falling"
Jamie Burke
"Match Fee, I'm Calling," Real Life originally "Catch Me, I'm Falling"
Marlene L. Ram
"Fetch Key, I'm Mauling," Pretty Poison originally "Catch Me, I'm Falling"
Jamie Burke
"Fetch Me, I'm Calling," Real Life originally "Catch Me, I'm Falling"
Marlene L. Ram
"Fetch Me, I'm Calling," Pretty Poison originally "Catch Me, I'm Falling"
Jamie Burke
"Match Key, I'm Falling," Real Life originally "Catch Me, I'm Falling"
Marlene L. Ram
"Match Key, I'm Falling," Pretty Poison originally "Catch Me, I'm Falling"
Jamie Burke
"Match Fee, I'm Calling," Pretty Poison originally "Catch Me, I'm Falling"
Jamie Burke
"Match Cry, Beth," Kelly Clarkson originally "Catch My Breath"
Renee Keener
"Bach Cry "Meth"," Kelly Clarkson originally "Catch My Breath"
Renee Keener
"Fetch My Call," Billy Idol originally "Catch My Fall"
Angie O'Plasty
"Watch Your Cave," The Click Five originally "Catch Your Wave"
cuz we're coming to get you, Osama! lol
flipside
"Ratfish Blues," Jimi Hendrix originally "Catfish Blues"
Ratfish (aka Chimaera), vaguely related to sharks.
Melanie Bianca Green
"Batfish Clues," Jimi Hendrix originally "Catfish Blues"
I have no clue as to what a batfish would be.
Thessaly Danes
"Caught A Slight Knees ," Tori Amos originally "Caught A Light Sneeze"
She
"Snot A Light Keys," Tori Amos originally "Caught A Light Sneeze"
She
"Well, Oh Chores!," The Piano Guys originally "Cello Wars"
Sylvia Curruca
"Tensor Field," John Fogerty originally "Centerfield"
Regina Haniger
"Ten Fur Sealed," John Fogerty originally "Centerfield"
Regina Haniger
"Ten Fur Sealed," John Fogerty originally "Centerfield"
Regina Haniger
"Folder Scent," J. Geils Band originally "Centerfold"
Josh
"A Sermon Toe Rants," Arctic Monkeys originally "A Certain Romance"
Beyond bizarre!
Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit
"A Sermon Toe Rants," Arctic Monkeys originally "A Certain Romance"
Beyond bizarre!
Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit
"A Certain Grade Of Sheen," Incubus originally "A Certain Shade Of Green"
Brenda Song Sparrow
"Change (In Flea House Of Thighs)," Deftones originally "Change (In The House Of Flies)"
Sam Bucus the elder
"Change Ty Moon," Forest Sun originally "Change My Tune"
Emily Lime
"Da Ange Would Chew You Good," Sheryl Crow originally "A Change Would Do You Good"
Ange = a French rock band
Regina Haniger
"Tan Chilly Lace," The Big Bopper originally "Chantilly Lace"
Linda Radnil
"Tan Lily Chase," The Big Bopper originally "Chantilly Lace"
Linda Radnil
"Tan Chilly Lace," The Big Bopper originally "Chantilly Lace"
Linda Radnil
"Cherry Foots Of Ire," Vangelis originally "Chariots Of Fire"
Trevor Overt
"Chariot Ball," Fanny originally "Charity Ball"
Consta Pate
"Cherub Eat All," Fanny originally "Charity Ball"
D. Melody Dole, MD
"Marley Chain's Home Town," James McMurtry originally "Charlemagne's Home Town"
Nell Allen
"Lar Sheen," Missing Heart originally "Charlene"
Ottsel
"Catch Amtrak," Leona Naess originally "Charm Attack"
Daryl Hannah Montana
"Casing Chars," Snow Patrol originally "Chasing Cars"
As in hot dog casings and chars=burns
Rash Dipdock
"Racing Chain Bows," Blue Magic originally "Chasing Rainbows"
Marge Pegram
"Basing Chain Rows," Blue Magic originally "Chasing Rainbows"
Marge Pegram
"Chasing Bain Rows," Blue Magic originally "Chasing Rainbows"
Sutch
"Basing Chain Rows," Shed Seven originally "Chasing Rainbows"
Amy Grunt
"Chasing That Neon Bane Row," Alan Jackson originally "Chasing That Neon Rainbow"
Mary Byram
"Racing That Neon Chain Bow," Alan Jackson originally "Chasing That Neon Rainbow"
Angela Sleepyhorse
"A Cleat," Sanford Clark originally "A Cheat"
Kirsten Abercrombie
"Cheetah," Sanford Clark originally "A Cheat"
Kirsten Abercrombie
"Deer Leacher," Omi originally "Cheerleader"
Nell Allen
"Cheer Dealer," St. Vincent originally "Cheerleader"
Mary Byram
"Cheer Leader," Omi originally "Cheerleader"
Nell Allen
"Leer, Cheater," Omi originally "Cheerleader"
Alice Spoonerism
"Harry Chill Park," Billy Joe Royal originally "Cherry Hill Park"
Tracy Frummond
"Perry Chill Hark," Billy Joe Royal originally "Cherry Hill Park"
Tracy Frummond
"Larry Chips," Garbage originally "Cherry Lips"
Rosie Finch
"Perry Chi," Warrant originally "Cherry Pie"
Rocky
"Cherry Blink And Apple Possum White," Perez Prado originally "Cherry Pink And Apple Blossom White"
Natasha Bly
"Tony's Chair," Addrisi Brothers originally "Cherrystone"
Natalie Snortman
"Rare Rib Chalk," The Smashing Pumpkins originally "Cherub Rock"
Rocky Balboa Constrictor
"Fest Chever," The Band originally "Chest Fever"
Peter
"Messed Nut Chair," The Byrds originally "Chestnut Mare"
Regina Haniger
"Trickin' Chain," The Ozark Mountain Daredevils originally "Chicken Train"
How does one trick a chain?
Sir Ron Norris
"Trickin' Chain," The Ozark Mountain Daredevils originally "Chicken Train"
How does one trick a chain?
Sir Ron Norris
"Mild In A Changer," Sarah Brightman originally "Child In A Manger"
Lydia Idyl
"Grown A Chive," The Doobie Brothers originally "China Grove"
Diana Jasper
"Chip Off The Bold Lock," Eddy Arnold originally "Chip Of The Old Block"
Adlai Alda
"Ticky Cheetah," ABBA originally "Chiquitita"
Amber Malone
"True Chew Chain," The Box Tops originally "Choo Choo Train"
Renee Keener
"Sop Chewy!," System Of A Down originally "Chop Suey!"
Lizzie
"Stock Chips," Liz Phair originally "Chopsticks"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Stop Chicks," Liz Phair originally "Chopsticks"
Penelope Beckinsale
"The Foes 'N' Chew," Electric Wizard originally "The Chosen Few"
Sheena Weston
"Isthmus Men Cry "My Hometown"," Charley Pride originally "Christmas In My Hometown"
RIP, Charley Pride
Karen Smith
"Isthmus Cry Land," Jimmy Buffett originally "Christmas Island"
Mark Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire
"A Birch Is Churning," Simon And Garfunkel originally "A Church Is Burning"
Joanna Whitmire
"Render Cilla," Steven Curtis Chapman originally "Cinderella"
Shepop
"Rinder Sella," Steven Curtis Chapman originally "Cinderella"
Shepop
"Itty Saint Big Enough," Holly Valance originally "City Ain't Big Enough"
Regina Haniger
"Silly Tights," Ray Price originally "City Lights"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Tilly Sights," Ray Price originally "City Lights"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Tissy Lights," Ray Price originally "City Lights"
Penelope Beckinsale
"City of New Lorene's," Steve Goodman originally "City of New Orleans"
Sutch
"We Will Soar," Guns N' Roses originally "Civil War"
B1982
"Damp Clown," The Clash originally "Clampdown"
Sutch
"Flap More The Wolf Can," The Guess Who originally "Clap For The Wolfman"
D. Melody Dole, MD
"Map For The Wolf Clan," The Guess Who originally "Clap For The Wolfman"
D. Melody Dole, MD
"Sea Clapping Thong," Shirley Ellis originally "The Clapping Song"
Regina Olsen
"Sheen Cleats," Atreyu originally "Clean Sheets"
Margo Gram
"Teen Clown," Mando Diao originally "Clean Town"
Adrienne Ramseur
"The Jock Of Saint Claims," Jack Blanchard & Misty Morgan originally "The Clock Of St. James"
Lyda Idyl
"Closer Fruity," BoDeans originally "Closer To Free"
Waldo D. Law
"Closer Fruity," BoDeans originally "Closer To Free"
Waldo D. Law
"The Closer Goo Yet," Alabama originally "The Closer You Get"
H. Tim Smith
"Cloud Stubbing," Kate Bush originally "Cloudbusting"
Regina Haniger
"Loud Bust King," Kate Bush originally "Cloudbusting"
Regina Haniger
"Dowdy Clay," J.J. Cole originally "Cloudy Day"
Sardine Taylor
"Mole Diner's Caught Her," Loretta Lynn originally "Coal Miner's Daughter"
Dawn Anwad
"Broke A Style," Teddybears (Swedish band) originally "Cobrastyle"
Lydia Idyl
"Oak Cane," Eric Clapton originally "Cocaine"
Blake DeKalb
"Cock Quail Teen," Deadmau5 originally "Cocktail Queen"
Stephanie Craddock
"Toffee Shop Sound Crack," All Time Low originally "Coffeeshop Soundtrack"
Tabitha Cartwright
"Cold Bare Reason," Stage Dolls originally "Cold Air Breezin'"
Dawn Anwad
"Old Care Breezin'," Stage Dolls originally "Cold Air Breezin'"
Dawn Anwad
"Cold Bare Reason," Stage Dolls originally "Cold Air Breezin'"
Dawn Anwad
"Old Care Breezin'," Stage Dolls originally "Cold Air Breezin'"
Dawn Anwad
"Mold Back On Key," Wendy Waldman originally "Cold Back On Me"
D. Melody Dole, MD
"Bold Mack On Key," Wendy Waldman originally "Cold Back On Me"
D. Melody Dole, MD
"Mold Back On Key," Wendy Waldman originally "Cold Back On Me"
D. Melody Dole, MD
"Hold Cold Cart," Norah Jones originally "Cold Cold Heart"
Kelly Blythe
"Hold Kay (In Dell)," Bettye Swann originally "Cold Day (In Hell)"
Pact Like Sardines
"Cold Hay (In Dell)," Bettye Swann originally "Cold Day (In Hell)"
Emily Lime
"Cold Say in the Done," Foo Fighters originally "Cold Day in the Sun"
Lizzie
"Sold Day In The Con," Foo Fighters originally "Cold Day In The Sun"
That would make for a con, selling a day.
Peter
"Knolled December Kite," Michael Bublé originally "Cold December Night"
A kite stuck on a knoll?
Renee Keener
"Fold Claim," Band Of Skulls originally "Cold Flame"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Bold Card Hitch," Jet originally "Cold Hard Bitch"
I think Jonathan S. had his titles mixed up.
Rocky II
"Hold Bard Kitch," Jet originally "Cold Hard Bitch"
rocky
"Cold Art Head," Paula Abdul originally "Cold Hearted"
Eva Cave
"Hold Cart, Ed," Paula Abdul originally "Cold Hearted"
Eva Cave
"The Nuller Of The Kite," Lauren Christy originally "The Color Of The Night"
Nuller = optical tool for blocking strong source
D. Melody Dole, MD
"Bomb Cat," Flobots originally "Combat"
Alan Toyce
"Come and Let Your Glove," Redbone originally "Come and Get Your Love"
Let your glove do what?
hamburger456
"Come Stack And Bay," Paul Young originally "Come Back And Stay"
Peter
"Come Mack, Boo Tea," Janet Jackson originally "Come Back To Me"
Miranda Turner
"Come Tack, Boo Me," Janet Jackson originally "Come Back To Me"
Miranda Turner
"Bum Mack To Key," Janet Jackson originally "Come Back To Me"
redsimba
"Some Dan King," The Kinks originally "Come Dancing"
Note the two Cs in original aren't pronounced same
Sonya Raynos
"Come Sanding," The Kinks originally "Come Dancing"
Note the two Cs in original aren't pronounced same
Sonya Raynos
"Come On Down To Buy Moat," Every Mother's Son originally "Come On Down To My Boat"
Sylvia Curruca
"Um, Con Eileen," Dexy's Midnight Runners originally "Come On Eileen"
Sutch
"Thumb On King Rose Bells," Kristin Chenoweth originally "Come On Ring Those Bells"
Whatever the heck king rose bells are.
Diana Jasper
"Plum Out Canned, Ay?," The Offspring originally "Come Out And Play"
Evil Olive
"Come Pout And Lay," The Offspring originally "Come Out And Play"
Evil Olive
"Come Pout And Lay," The Offspring originally "Come Out And Play"
Evil Olive
"Some Key About Me," The Supremes originally "Come See About Me"
Ned MacCamden
"Mum Spy With Key," Smokey Robinson & The Miracles originally "Come Spy With Me"
He's got the info., but will he tell?
Daryl Hannah Montana
"Hummin' Comb," Dallas Green originally "Comin' Home"
Roy R. Pryor
"Humming Comb," Cinderella originally "Coming Home"
Blake DeKalb
"Coming Doubt Of The Ark," Gloria Estefan originally "Coming Out Of The Dark"
Lori Tirol
"Some Cuter Pity," Perfume originally "Compter City"
Evie Olive
"Some Cuter Pity," Perfume originally "Compter City"
Evie Olive
"Some Pewter Kitty," Perfume originally "Computer City"
Evie Olive
"Some Pewter Kitty," Perfume originally "Computer City"
Evie Olive
"Come, Lads Of The Region," John Philip Sousa originally "Comrades Of The Legion"
michelle (hell in mice)
"Come, Lads Of The Region," John Philip Sousa originally "Comrades Of The Legion"
Calm Lads Of The Region
michelle (hell in mice)
"Cola For Cost," Squeeze originally "Cool For Cats"
Renee Keener
"Cool Core Fats," Squeeze originally "Cool For Cats"
Consta Pate
"Call For Coots," Squeeze originally "Cool For Cats"
A coot is an aquatic bird, and it sounds funny.
newave
"Fool Core Cats," Squeeze originally "Cool For Cats"
Consta Pate
"Calf Or Coots," Squeeze originally "Cool For Cats"
Renee Keener
"Craft So Cool," Squeeze originally "Cool For Cats"
Renee Keener
"Cola For Cost," Squeeze originally "Cool For Cats"
Renee Keener
"Loco Factors," Squeeze originally "Cool For Cats"
Renee Keener
"Ghoul Curl," Tove Lo originally "Cool Girl"
Bruce Curb
"Jule Kirk," The Go-Go's originally "Cool Jerk"
Rhoda
"Jewel Kirk," The Capitols originally "Cool Jerk"
oldtimer
"Rule Cane," Amy Sky originally "Cool Rain"
Gina Munroe
"Tool Who, Kate?," The Offspring originally "Cool To Hate"
Gordy N. Knott
"Cool Who, Tate?," The Offspring originally "Cool To Hate"
Gordy N. Knott
"Gruelin' At The Clay Pound," Another Bad Creation originally "Coolin' At The Playground"
Lydia Idyl
"Hopper Red Code," Steve Earle originally "Copperhead Road"
Claire Annette Player
"Tops On Our Kale," The Raveonettes originally "Cops On Our Tail"
Hank E. Panky
"Scorner Of The Eye," Cast Of Pippin originally "Corner Of The Sky"
Mary Byram
"Scorner Of The Eye," Cast Of Pippin originally "Corner Of The Sky"
Mary Byram
"Morn Can," Kinky originally "Cornman"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Mourn Can," Kinky originally "Cornman"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Jottin' Kenny," Gordon Lightfoot originally "Cotton Jenny"
Connie Brady
"The Pottin' Catch," Jeannie C. Riley originally "The Cotton Patch"
Francesca Burleson
"County Men," Gary Lewis And The Playboys originally "Count Me In"
Kirsten Abercrombie
"Mountie Kin," Gary Lewis And The Playboys originally "Count Me In"
Kirsten Abercrombie
"Mount Key In," Gary Lewis And The Playboys originally "Count Me In"
Kirsten Abercrombie
"Mount Key Out," New Edition originally "Count Me Out"
Marge Pegram
"Mount On Ce," Whitney Houston & CeCe Winans originally "Count On Me"
And yet the double entendres continue!
Peter
"Counting Clue Bars," Dishwalla originally "Counting Blue Cars"
Whatever clue bars are....
Marjorie Danvers
"Town King Stars," OneRepublic originally "Counting Stars"
Rhoda Dohr
"Fun Tree Cares," The Plasmatics originally "Country Fairs"
Regina Haniger
"Fun Tree Cares," The Plasmatics originally "Country Fairs"
Regina Haniger
"Country Bust Me Country Wide," Brantley Gilbert originally "Country Must Be Country Wide"
Waldo D. Law
"Lover, Me Cord," Lisa Whelchel originally "Cover Me, Lord"
Gretchen Wieners
"Rover Of The Colon Stone," Dr. Hook & The Medicine Show originally "Cover Of The Rollin' Stone"
Salvador Dali Parton
"Bow, Coy Jimmy Joe," Lolita originally "Cowboy Jimmy Joe"
Trevor Overt
"Cow Joy Jimmy Beau," Lolita originally "Cowboy Jimmy Joe"
Nicole Velocin
"Cow Toys Goo Burls," The Intruders originally "Cowboys To Girls"
H. Tim Smith
"Cow Toys Boo Girls," The Intruders originally "Cowboys To Girls"
H. Tim Smith
"Bough Toys Goo Curls," The Intruders originally "Cowboys To Girls"
H. Tim Smith
"Eye-Coaties," Don Edwards originally "Coyotes"
Chris Chendo
"Eye-Coaties," Don Edwards originally "Coyotes"
Chris Chendo
"Rack Lynn Cozy," Neil Diamond originally "Cracklin' Rosie"
The way she likes to be racked
Benski Korhonen
"Brash Course In Crane Surgery," Budgie originally "Crash Course In Brain Surgery"
Job Lowe
"Brash Course In The Clues," Wildfire originally "Crash Course In The Blues"
Linda Radnil
"Rash Kin To Me," Dave Matthews Band originally "Crash Into Me"
Ned MacCamden
"Mash Into Cree," The Dave Matthews Band originally "Crash Into Me"
MOR
"Mash Cry Party," Luke Bryan originally "Crash My Party"
Marlene L. Ram
"Crash Pie, Marty," Luke Bryan originally "Crash My Party"
Marlene L. Ram
"Dashing Crown," Emmi originally "Crashing Down"
B1982
"Dashing Crown," Sugarcult originally "Crashing Down"
Consta Pate
"Hauling Up A Krill," Katie Melua originally "Crawling Up A Hill"
Teresa Christie
"Crazy, A Band O' Monk Face," Sum 41 originally "Crazy Amanda Bunkface"
Connie Brady
"Crazy Amanda Funk Base," Sum 41 originally "Crazy Amanda Bunkface"
Beverly Stiles
"Grazy For This Curl," Evan And Jaron originally "Crazy For This Girl"
Would go grazing in the grass to et certain curl?
Mae Beam
"Crazy In The Night (Parking At Bear Lanes)," Kim Carnes originally "Crazy In The Night (Barking At Airplanes)"
Bruce Curb
"Lazy In The Night (Barking At Pear Cranes)," Kim Carnes originally "Crazy In The Night (Barking At Airplanes)"
Pact Like Sardines
"Crazy In The Night (Arking At Bear Planes)," Kim Carnes originally "Crazy In The Night (Barking At Airplanes)"
Bruce Curb
"Steeping Up The Crack Bears," The Fratellis originally "Creeping Up The Backstairs"
Cotton Lorraine
"Creeping Up The Stack Bears," The Fratellis originally "Creeping Up The Backstairs"
Cotton Lorraine
"Prime of Cashin'," Rita Coolidge originally "Crime of Passion"
Lefty Lucy
"Prime Cays," Hall & Oates originally "Crime Pays"
Cay = small low island on a coral reef
Daryl Hannah Montana
"Cross High Mart," Marianas Trench originally "Cross My Heart"
Linda Radnil
"Moss Cry "Heart"," Marianas Trench originally "Cross My Heart"
Linda Radnil
"The Flow And The Butter Cry," Shinedown originally "The Crow And The Butterfly"
Sonya Raynos
"Shool Crews," Steve Martin originally "Cruel Shoes "
Gina
"Tool Crew Key Bind," Nick Lowe originally "Cruel To Be Kind"
Evil Olive
"Tool Crew Be Kind," Nick Lowe originally "Cruel To Be Kind"
Rhoda Dohr
"Rush On Cue," The Jets originally "Crush On You"
Ron N. O'Connor
"Bye Crabie," Melanie Martinez originally "Cry Baby"
Daniel
"Fry Hoar Kelp," Macy Kate originally "Cry For Help"
Dawn Anwad
"Fry Corps Help," Macy Kate originally "Cry For Help"
Dawn Anwad
"Eye Me Kraut," Pixie Lott originally "Cry Me Out"
John
"Buy You A Crane Row," Dee Snider originally "Cry You A Rainbow"
Paige Evans
"Buy You A Rain Crow," Dee Snider originally "Cry You A Rainbow"
Sonya Raynos
"Bristol Call," Keane originally "Crystal Ball"
Stan Doff
"Bristol Clue Persuasion," Tommy James And the Shondells originally "Crystal Blue Persuasion"
D. Melody Dole, MD
"Curb Pride Faucet," Jason Mraz originally "Curbside Prophet"
That No-one Candy Nye
"Describe Thru Pop," Jason Mraz originally "Curbside Prophet"
Linda Radnil
"Knights Like A Cuff," Bryan Adams originally "Cuts Like A Knife"
Britney Spears into pruning hooks
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