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A spoonerism occurs when the first letters or syllables of two or more words get swapped. The term spoonerism is named in honor of the Reverend William Archibald Spooner whose students used to write down all the instances of spoonerisms that he made. This page focuses on spoonerisms in song titles.
Entries Beginning with T
"Table Wore Fun," Liz Phair originally "Table For One"
Regina Haniger
"Table Wore Fun," Liz Phair originally "Table For One"
Regina Haniger
"Fable Tore One," Liz Phair originally "Table For One"
Marlene L. Ram
"Fable Tore One," Liz Phair originally "Table For One"
Marlene L. Ram
"A Sable In The Tun," Marie Fredriksson originally "A Table In The Sun"
Tun = 252 gallons
Sylvia Curruca
"Taco, Don Gray," Weird Al Yankovic originally "Taco Grande"
Lisa Basil
"Taco, Don Gray," Weird Al Yankovic originally "Taco Grande"
Lisa Basil
"Bake A Tack Road," Rodney Atkins originally "Take A Back Road"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Bake A Rack Toad," Rodney Atkins originally "Take A Back Road"
Heidi Sharpe
"Rake A Back Toad," Rodney Atkins originally "Take A Back Road"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Ache To Bite," Nicola Roberts originally "Take A Bite"
Blake DeKalb
"Bake a Tow," Madonna originally "Take a Bow"
Joe Haynes
"Rake A Bitty Stride," Swampwater originally "Take A City Bride"
Lina Radnil
"Break A City Tide," Swampwater originally "Take A City Bride"
Nicole Velocin
"Break A City Tide," Rick Nelson originally "Take A City Bride"
Sarah Topsian
"Fake A Tool's Advice," Nat King Cole originally "Take A Fool's Advice"
Cape Canaveral Lavigne
"Make A Letter To Rhea," R.B. Greaves originally "Take A Letter Maria"
Lydia Idyl
"Take A Marriage Too Messy," The Everly Brothers originally "Take A Message To Mary"
Toni Minot
"Bake Tack," Green Day originally "Take Back"
Lizzie
"Make It Easy On Tea," Little River Band originally "Take It Easy On Me"
Regina Haniger
"Make It From Tea," Platinum Blonde originally "Take It From Me"
Mary Byram
"Rake It On The Ton," REO Speedwagon originally "Take It On The Run"
Peter
"Lake Tots With Alcohol," Alkaline Trio originally "Take Lots WIth Alcohol"
Who facilitated underage drinking?
Rachel Stedman
"Make Tea," George Jones originally "Take Me"
H. Tim Smith
"Make Tea Along," Miley Cyrus originally "Take Me Along"
Sonya Raynos
"Make Lee A Tong," Miley Cyrus originally "Take Me Along"
Sonya Raynos
"Make Tea As I Am," The Duprees originally "Take Me As I Am"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Make Bee Tack," Little Anthony And The Imperials originally "Take Me Back"
Allison O'Silla
"Bake Tea, Mack," Little Anthony And The Imperials originally "Take Me Back"
Allison O'Silla
"Make Bee Hack Tome," Steelheart originally "Take Me Back Home"
Lydia Helton
"Make Tea Back Home," Steelheart originally "Take Me Back Home"
Lydia Helton
"Make Tea Back Home," Steelheart originally "Take Me Back Home"
Lydia Helton
"Take Lee For A Whittle Mile," Coverdale / Page originally "Take Me For A Little While"
Regina Haniger
"Make Tea For A Little While," Coverdale / Page originally "Take Me For A Little While"
Regina Haniger
"Make Tea For A Little While," Coverdale / Page originally "Take Me For A Little While"
Regina Haniger
"Rake Me Home, Country Toads," John Denver originally "Take Me Home, Country Roads"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Take Flea On The Moor," The Veronicas originally "Take Me On The Floor"
Daryl Hannah Montana
"Make Tea On The Floor," The Veronicas originally "Take Me On The Floor"
Daryl Hannah Montana
"Make Tea Out," Franz Ferdinand originally "Take Me Out"
B1982
"Bake Tea Out To The Tall Game ," Traditional originally "Take Me Out To The Ballgame"
Peter
"Make Tea To Heart," Quarterflash originally "Take Me To Heart"
Hank E. Panky
"Make Tea To heart," Quarterflash originally "Take Me To Heart"
Hank E. Panky
"Take Sea To The Back Meat," The Donnas originally "Take Me To The Backseat"
Linda Radnil
"Take Me To The Sack Beat," The Donnas originally "Take Me To The Backseat"
Linda Radnil
"Take Sea To The Back Meat," The Donnas originally "Take Me To The Backseat"
Linda Radnil
"Make Tea To Your Leader," Newsboys originally "Take Me To Your Leader"
Allison Lafferty
"Make Tea Under," Three Days Grace originally "Take Me Under"
Lizzie
"Make Tee Under," Three Days Grace originally "Take Me Under"
Lizzie
"Wake My Beth A Tray," Jessica Simpson originally "Take My Breath Away"
Beth thinks the trays sleep too much!
Daphne Hughes
"Take High Mart," Chris Isaak originally "Take My Heart"
Linda Radnil
"Make High Tart," Chris Isaac originally "Take My Heart"
Daryl Hannah Montana
"Make On Tea," a-ha originally "Take On Me"
Peter
"Lake That Took Off Your Face," Marti Webb originally "Take That Look Off Your Face"
Gad! Changes 'that' from adjective to conjunction
D. Melody Dole, MD
"Fake That Took Off Your Lace," Marti Webb originally "Take That Look Off Your Face"
Changes 'that' from adjective to conjunction
D. Melody Dole, MD
"Bake That To The Tank," Shalamar originally "Take That To The Bank"
Allison O'Silla
"Make The Heat Off Tea," Boney M originally "Take The Heat Off Me"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Tame The Heat Coffee," Boney M originally "Take The Heat Off Me"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Rake The Money And Tun," Steve Miller Band originally "Take The Money And Run"
Tun = 252 gallons (Kinda hard to rake!)
Allison O'Silla
"Cake Up A Horse In Tappy-ness," Stevie Wonder originally "Take Up A Course In Happiness"
michelle (hell in mice)
"Wake You At Your Turd," Avalon originally "Take You At Your Word"
Carmen Nunki
"Bake Two Yak," Jeremy Camp originally "Take You Back"
Buffalo Bill Codependent
"Take Your Rhyme (Do It Tight)," SOS Band originally "Take Your Time (Do It Right)"
Linda Radnil
"Rake Your Time (Do It Tight)," SOS Band originally "Take Your Time (Do It Right)"
Linda Radnil
"Shakin' Tots," Post Malone originally "Takin' Shots"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Taking Mack By Brave," Carolyn Dawn Johnson originally "Taking Back My Brave"
Bambi (one with a gall bladder)
"Making Back Tie Brave," Carolyn Dawn Johnson originally "Taking Back My Brave"
Lisa Basil
"Making Back Tie Brave," Carolyn Dawn Johnson originally "Taking Back My Brave"
Lisa Basil
"Making Over Tea," Evanescence originally "Taking Over Me"
Lizzie
"Scales Of A Torched Earth," The Smashing Pumpkins originally "Tales Of A Scorched Earth"
Lucille Ball sized hail
"Talk Turdy," Jason Derulo originally "Talk Dirty"
Ned MacCamden
"Talk to Ya Taylor," The Tubes originally "Talk to Ya Later"
Sutch
"Balkin', Tout A Feeling," Mahogany Rush originally "Talkin' 'Bout A Feeling"
Sir Ron Norris
"Balkin', Tout A Feeling," Mahogany Rush originally "Talkin' 'Bout A Feeling"
Sir Ron Norris
"Balkin' To One Of The Toys," Nazareth originally "Talkin' To One Of The Boys"
Teresa Brewer's Blackbird
"Balking Tack To The NIght," Steve Winwood originally "Talking Back To The Night"
Regina Haniger
"Talking Knack To The Bite," Steve Winwood originally "Talking Back To The Night"
Regina Haniger
"Balking Knack To The Tight," Steve Winwood originally "Talking Back To The Night"
Regina Haniger
"Balking Toddy," Tove Lo originally "Talking Body"
Chelsea Dunn
"Balking Dust Toll Blues," Woodie Guthrie originally "Talking Dust Bowl Blues"
Ned MacCamden
"Talking Bust Dole Blues," Woodie Guthrie originally "Talking Dust Bowl Blues"
Ned MacCamden
"Mall Tan," Dolly Parton originally "Tall Man"
Lisa Basil
"Mattie," Debbie Reynolds originally "Tammy"
Regina Haniger
"Ranter Gene," Led Zeppelin originally "Tangerine"
Evil Olive
"Angled Up Tin Me," Skye Sweetnam originally "Tangled Up In Me"
Sophia Borden
"Mangled Up In Tea," Skye Sweetnam originally "Tangled Up In Me"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Rap Tomb," The Jane Doe's originally "Taproom"
Vicky Norton
"Rap Tomb," The Jane Doe's originally "Taproom"
Vicky Norton
"Mar And Tea Sent," Verdelle Smith originally "Tar And Cement"
Reese Witherspoonerism
"Mar And See Tent," Verdelle Smith originally "Tar And Cement"
Reese Witherspoonerism
"Baylor, The Latte Toy," Kristin Chenoweth originally "Taylor, The Latte Boy"
Technically also an anagram, as previously posted.
Reese Witherspoonerism
"Fee Tore the Miller Tan," Cat Stevens originally "Tea for the Tillerman"
Fake Thor, see stun
Benski Korhonen
"Hear Tin My Art," Twenty One Pilots originally "Tear In My Heart"
Adlai Alda
"Tear In High Mart," Twenty One Pilots originally "Tear In My Heart"
Adlai Alda
"Hear In My Tart," Twenty One Pilots originally "Tear In My Heart"
Adlai Alda
"The Year Of The Tear," Jackie Wilson originally "The Tear Of The Year"
Linda Radnil
"Pare You A Tart," She Wants Revenge originally "Tear You Apart"
Allison O'Silla
"Mere Tops On Dry Guitar," Taylor Swift originally "Teardrops On My Guitar"
Condoleezza Rice Pilaf
"Tear Mops On Dry Guitar," Taylor Swift originally "Teardrops On My Guitar"
Condoleezza Rice Pilaf
"Tearin' Up High Mart," 'N Sync originally "Tearin' Up My Heart"
Rhoda Dohr
"Gears and Told," Johnny Mathis originally "Tears and Gold"
Lefty Lucy
"Ears And Train," James Blunt originally "Tears And Rain"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Ears Are Only Train," Hank Thompson originally "Tears Are Only Rain"
A good nonsensical song title!
Lydia Helton
"Tears Eye On Their Drone," Amy Winehouse originally "Tears Dry On Their Own"
Heck Noover Nuck
"Deers Try On Their Own," Amy Winehouse originally "Tears Dry On Their Own"
Kerianne Hopkins
"Hears From My Tart," Thurston Harris originally "Tears From My Heart"
Wanda Pierce
"Ears In My Ties," Uriah Heep originally "Tears In My Eyes"
Wendy Torrance
"Clears Of A Town," Smokey Robinson & The Miracles originally "Tears Of A Clown"
soul
"Ears On Pie Mill Toe," Little Anthony And The Imperials originally "Tears On My Pillow"
Wake Up Little Susie Q-Tip Of The Iceberg Lettuce
"Peers On My Ill Toe," Little Anthony And The Imperials originally "Tears On My Pillow"
Wake Up Little Susie Q-Tip Of The Iceberg Lettuce
"Technique Full Owl," Adam Sandler originally "Technical Foul"
Waldo D. Law
"Bean Teat," Sandy Nelson originally "Teen Beat"
Samantha Wayland
"Teen Cage Rhyme," Adrian Lux originally "Teenage Crime"
Lisa Basil
"Bean Age Dirt Tag," Wheatus originally "Teenage Dirtbag"
Erica Tetralix
"Queenage Trauma Dean," Lindsay Lohan originally "Teenage Drama Queen"
Terror Reid
"Dean Rage Team," Katy Perry originally "Teenage Dream"
Bruce Curb
"Teen Rage Deem," Katy Perry originally "Teenage Dream"
Bruce Curb
"Keen Age Ticks," The Undertones originally "Teenage Kicks"
When those arachnids reach a keen age, look out!
Dawn Anwad
"Keen Age Ticks," The Undertones originally "Teenage Kicks"
When those arachnids reach a keen age, look out!
Dawn Anwad
"Tee Cage Nicks," The Undertones originally "Teenage Kicks"
Dawn Anwad
"Fell A Tone," Lady GaGa (featuring Beyoncé) originally "Telephone"
Angie O'Plasty
"Met A Lone Fan," Meri Wilson originally "Telephone Man"
Gordy N. Knott
"Sell Her Toe," Ernest Tubb originally "Tell Her So"
Yvonne Sindri
"Hell, Tim," Lauryn Hill originally "Tell Him"
Bruce Curb
"Hell, Tim," Lauryn Hill originally "Tell Him"
Bruce Curb
"Hell, Tim, No," Travis And Bob originally "Tell Him No"
Sylvia Curruca
"Tell It To High Mart," Taylor Dayne originally "Tell It To My Heart"
D. Melody Dole, MD
"Tell Hit To My Art," Taylor Dayne originally "Tell It To My Heart"
D. Melody Dole, MD
"Mel T.," Groove Theory originally "Tell Me"
Regina Haniger
"Tell Nemo Lies," Dr. Feelgood originally "Tell Me No Lies"
D. Melody Dole, MD
"Well Me What You Taunt," Zebra originally "Tell Me What You Want"
Rick O'Shea
"Yell Me What To Want," Zebra originally "Tell Me What You Want"
Nutmeg Ryan
"Trender Tap," Joan Armatrading originally "Tender Trap"
Karen Smith
"Ben-a-see Word Talk," Jack Blanchard & Misty Morgan originally "Tennessee Bird Walk"
MOR
"The Tennessee Word Balk," Jack Blanchard & Misty Morgan originally "The Tennessee Bird Walk"
Cheryl Jordan
"When-a-see Turd Balk," Jack Blanchard & Misty Morgan originally "Tennessee Bird Walk"
one-hit
"Ben-a-see Turd Walk," Jack Blanchard & Misty Morgan originally "Tennessee Bird Walk"
one-hit
"Tennessee Bat Top Phlox," Roseanne Cash originally "Tennessee Flat Top Box"
Lisa Basil
"Tennessee Bat Top Flocks," Roseanne Cash originally "Tennessee Flat Top Box"
Lisa Basil
"The Tennessee Bat Top Phlox," Rosanne Cash originally "The Tennessee Flat Top Box"
Reese Witherspoonerism
"Quit Ale," The Champs originally "Tequila"
Trevor Overt
"Quiet Al," The Champs originally "Tequila"
Trevor Overt
"Lea Quit," The Champs originally "Tequila"
Trevor Overt
"Quit Teela Run Ties," The Eagles originally "Tequila Sunrise"
MOR
"Quit Teela Run Size," The Eagles originally "Tequila Sunrise"
Stevie Nicks And Cuts
"Sick Keela Ton Rise," The Eagles originally "Tequila Sunrise"
MOR
"Thank Rod For The Gain," Graham Coxon originally "Thank God For The Rain"
Corinne Auterlehr
"Yank Thou," Dido originally "Thank You"
Lefty Lucy
"Thank You For Freeing A Bend," Andrew Gold originally "Thank You For Being A Friend"
Can a bend be taken captive??
Linda Radnil
"Matt Don't Impress Thee Much," Shania Twain originally "That Don't Impress Me Much"
Eva Cave
"That Nappy Height," The Stanley Brothers originally "That Happy Night"
Bambi (one with a gall bladder)
"Matt's Thy Baby," Lari White originally "That's My Baby"
William Ransom
"Matt's Thy Man," Katrina Elam originally "That's My Man"
William Ransom
"Matt's Thy Story," Collin Raye originally "That's My Story"
Ned MacCamden
"That's Sty, Morey," Collin Raye originally "That's My Story"
Ned MacCamden
"Matt's Not Thy Name," The Ting-Tings originally "That's Not My Name"
Ring Around The Rosie O'Donnell Abu Dhabi
"That's The Bay I've Always Heard; It Should Wee," Carly Simon originally "That's The Way I've Always Heard It Should Be"
Lori Tirol
"That's The Gay Love Woes," Janet Jackson originally "That's The Way Love Goes"
Reese Witherspoonerism
"That's What Keeps Burr Getting High," Tracy Byrd originally "That's What Keeps Her Getting By"
Rick O'Shea
"Bat's What Keeps Her Getting Thigh," Tracy Byrd originally "That's What Keeps Her Getting By"
Adlai Alda
"That's Lot The Whittle Girls Do," The Knack originally "That's What The Little Girls Do"
Waldo D. Law
"That's Dot, The Little Whirls" Coo," The Knack originally "That's What The Little Girls Do"
Waldo D. Law
"What's That You Get?," Paramore originally "That's What You Get"
Lizzie
"Them Bearable Toots," The Orlons originally "Them Terrible Boots"
Ron N. O'Connor
"Seam From A Plumber Tace," Percy Faith originally "Theme From A Summer Place"
Didn't know plumber's wore suits of armour?
Peter
"Seam From A Plumber Tace," Percy Faith originally "Theme From A Summer Place"
Didn't know plumber's wore suits of armour?
Peter
"Then Key Hissed Me," The Crystals originally "Then He Kissed Me"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Ken He Missed Thee," The Crystals originally "Then He Kissed Me"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Then He Missed Key," The Crystals originally "Then He Kissed Me"
Penelope Beckinsale
"There Are Curse Things I Would Do," Stockard Channing originally "There Are Worse Things I Could Do"
Mae Beam
"There Is A Night That Ever Glows Out," The Smiths originally "There Is A Light That Never Goes Out"
Glows out? Kind of an oxymoron?
Allison O'Silla
"There Is A Light That Never Owes Gout," The Smiths originally "There Is A Light That Never Goes Out"
Why would any light owe anything to gout?
Allison O'Silla
"Air It This," Shalamar originally "There It Is"
Weamon
"There's A Host In Guy Mouse," R. Dean Taylor originally "There's A Ghost In My House"
Blake DeKalb
"There's A Ghost In High Mouse," R. Dean Taylor originally "There's A Ghost In My House"
Blake DeKalb
"Hair's A Ghost In Thy Mouse," R. Dean Taylor originally "There's A Ghost In My House"
Blake DeKalb
"Mare's A Ghost In Thy Mouse," R. Dean Taylor originally "There's A Ghost In My House"
Blake DeKalb
"There's A Scold Mine In The Guy," Pat Boone originally "There's A Gold Mine In The Sky"
Scold mine? Unsettling thought!
Marlene L. Ram
"Claire's Another Santa Thaws," Bob Rivers originally "There's Another Santa Claus"
Will Claire come back to life after being frozen?
Trevor Overt
"Tears No 'I' in Theme," Taking Back Sunday originally "There's No 'I' in Team"
Lizzie
"There's No Ye Without Moo," The Manhattans originally "There's No Me Without You"
Addressing a herd of cattle?
Cape Canaveral Lavigne
"These Are The Lays Of Our Dives," Queen originally "These Are The Days Of Our Lives"
"Lay" can mean a story.
Penelope Beckinsale
"Ease Thighs," The Guess Who originally "These Eyes"
Josh
"Hey Can't Save Thus Now," Kill Hannah originally "They Can't Save Us Now"
Nicole Velocin
"They Can't Take Matt Away From Thee," Fred Astaire originally "They Can't Take That Away From Me"
Dogniss Everdeen
"May Can't Take That Away From Thee," Fred Astaire originally "They Can't Take That Away from Me"
Gordy N. Knott
"They Can't Make That Away From Tea," Fred Astaire originally "They Can't Take That Away from Me"
Gordy N. Knott
"Pair Slaying Our Thong," The Buckinghams originally "They're Playing Our Song"
Ned MacCamden
"Sings 'I'll Never Thay'," Avril Lavigne originally "Things I'll Never Say"
Lefty Lucy
"Link of Thora," Christopher Cross originally "Think of Laura"
Blake Dreary
"Link of Thora," Christopher Cross originally "Think of Laura"
Blake Dreary
"Third Sock From The Run," Joe Diffie originally "Third Rock From The Sun"
Lydia Idyl
"Thirty Haze In The Dole," Humble Pie originally "Thirty Days In The Hole"
Or 'on the dole' to be grammatically correct.
Anonymous Jack
"Sis Ain't A Love Thong," Scouting For Girls originally "This Ain't A Love Song"
Lisa Basil
"This Pitter Bill," Dashboard Confessional originally "This Bitter Pill"
Lizzie
"This War Swings Both Days," Herman's Hermits originally "This Door Swings Both Ways"
Marge Pegram
"This Tight Flu Night," Nazareth originally "This Flight Tonight"
Spoonerism previously posted as anagram
The Quirkfetch Kid
"This Tight Flu Night," Nazareth originally "This Flight Tonight"
Spoonerism previously posted as anagram
The Quirkfetch Kid
"This Fart's On Hire," Wolf Parade originally "This Heart's On Fire"
Regina Haniger
"This Is How I Piss A Deer," My Chemical Romance originally "This Is How I Disappear"
Nellie McKay's Bunting
"Sis Is Not A Love Thong," Public Image Ltd. originally "This Is Not A Love Song"
Annette Oraline Fisher
"This Is The Tight Rhyme," Lisa Stansfield originally "This Is The Right Time"
Natalie Starboardman
"Kiss This," Faith Hill originally "This Kiss"
Lydia Idyl
"This Run's For The Chilled Wen," Now Kids On The Block originally "This One's For The Children"
Bellwether That Wants Its Ramparts Back
"This Season Will Never Row Gold," Anne Murray originally "This Season Will Never Grow Old"
Gold would be a heavy cargo for a rowboat!
Ned MacCamden
"Miss Thaws Lye Wife," Megadeth originally "This Was My Life"
Josh
"Thorn Pin My Ride," The Black Crowes originally "Thorn In My Pride"
Takes a big thorn to pin a ride!
Waldo D. Law
"A Thousand Whiles from No Mare," Dwight Yoakam originally "A Thousand Miles From Nowhere"
Pact Like Sardines
"A Bee Dollar Thrill," Beverly Ann Gibson originally "A Three Dollar Bill"
Cal Amari
"Toothra Ire Fanned Flames," Dragonforce originally "Through the Fire and Flames"
Who is Toothra Ire?
Rachel
"Stowing Thrones," Grateful Dead originally "Throwing Stones"
Trevor Overt
"Ricket To Tide," The Beatles originally "Ticket To Ride"
Rachel Blattington
"Licks & Teaches," Tool originally "Ticks & Leeches"
Josh
"The Hide Is Thai," Blondie originally "The Tide Is High"
A protest song about Thai fur trade?
Marlene L. Ram
"Dye Her Town," Senses Fail originally "Tie Her Down"
Connie Brady
"Dye Me Kangaroo Town, Sport," Rolf Harris originally "Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport"
Funny
"Dyed Town," Colbie Caillat originally "Tied Down"
Well, I've heard of PAINTING the town. Similar?
Sheila Koffel
"White Tod Hill," Green Day originally "Tight Wad Hill"
Lizzie
"Height Wad Till," Green Day originally "Tight Wad Hill"
Lizzie
"Right Rope Tied," The Doors originally "Tightrope Ride"
Yvonne Sindri
"I'm Tanned Time Again," Papa Roach originally "Time And Time Again"
Treor Overt
"Time Lore Getting Foe," Jude Cole originally "Time For Letting Go"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Lime For Getting Toe," Jude Cole originally "Time For Letting Go"
Lydia Helton
"Time For Getting Low," Jude Cole originally "Time For Letting Go"
Lydia Helton
"Time For Getting Low," Jude Cole originally "Time For Letting Go"
Lydia Helton
"Mime For Flea To Tie," REO Speedwagon originally "Time For Me To Fly"
Rocky Rhodes
"Bomb In A Title," Jim Croce originally "Time In A Botlle"
Veronica Krumpfelhagen
"Mime Is On Thai Side," The Rolling Stones originally "Time Is On My Side"
Emily Lime
"Rhyme Is Tunning Out," Papa Roach originally "Time Is Running Out"
Lizzie
"Dime Of Tying," Three Days Grace originally "Time Of Dying"
Rhoda Dohr
"Dime of Tying," Three Days Grace originally "Time of Dying"
Lizzie
"Mime Of Thai Life," David Cook originally "Time Of My Life"
Consuela Sanchez
"Cyme Of The Teasin'," The Zombies originally "Time Of The Season"
Cyme= a type of flower cluster
Consuela Sanchez
"Time Mace Trance Spat," Model 500 originally "Time Space Transmat"
Henrietta Caroleen Ellenboro
"Mime Space Trans-tat," Model 500 originally "Time Space Transmat"
Henrietta Caroleen Ellenboro
"Grime to Toe," Lemar originally "Time to Grow"
Alice Spoonerism
"Time Won't Get Me Low," The Bravery originally "Time Won't Let Me Go"
Jessica Albatross
"Mime, Don't Run Out On Tea," Anne Murray originally "Time, Don't Run Out On Me"
Evil Olive
"I'm Tess Land, True Love," Rhonda Vincent originally "Timeless And True Love"
Ned MacCamden
"Limes Tyke These," Foo Fighters originally "Times Like These"
Lizzie
"The Chimes, They Are A-Tangin'," Bob Dylan originally "The Times, They Are A-Changin'"
For once, a spoonerism as sensible as the original
Raphael
"Men Tan," America originally "Tin Man"
Sutch
"In Pan Tally," Stevie Ray Vaughan originally "Tin Pan Alley"
Blake DeKalb
"China Terry," Georgio originally "Tina Cherry"
China (rhymes with Tina) is a town in Mexico
Allison O'Silla
"Skip the Tales," Rise Against originally "Tip the Scales"
Grandpa must be telling stories again.
Lizzie
"Boo A Soldier Toy," The Tassels originally "To A Soldier Boy"
Christina Caraway
"Boo A Soldier Toy," The Tassels originally "To A Soldier Boy"
Christina Caraway
"Boo A Soldier Toy," The Tassels originally "To A Soldier Boy"
Christina Caraway
"To All The Earls I've Gloved Before," Willie Nelson And Julio Iglesias originally "To All The Girls I've Loved Before"
Penelope Beckinsale
"To Gall The Earls I've Loved Before," Willie Nelson And Julio Iglesias originally "To All The Girls I've Loved Before"
Penelope Beckinsale
"To Lee Above Her," Billy Idol originally "To Be A Lover"
Sonya Raynos
"You Be With Two," Mr. Big originally "To Be With You"
Sonya Raynos
"You Be With Two," Mr. Big originally "To Be With You"
Sonya Raynos
"To Heck With Cold Santa Laws," Loretta Lynn originally "To Heck With Old Santa Claus"
Mary Ann Brite
"To Heck With Cold Santa Laws," Loretta Lynn originally "To Heck With Old Santa Claus"
Bellwether That Wants Its Ramparts Back
"To King Come Dumb," Passion Pit originally "To Kingdom Come"
Toni Minot
"Do Live And Tie In L.A.," 2Pac originally "To Live And Die In L.A."
Reese Witherspoonerism
"To Shake A Long Story, Mort," Spandau Ballet originally "To Make A Long Story Short"
Marge Pegram
"Ooh, The Tile!," The Five Satins originally "To The Aisle"
Sir Ron Norris
"Boo The Toon And Mack," Savage Garden originally "To The Moon And Back"
Hank E. Panky
"Boo The Moon And Tack," Savage Garden originally "To The Moon And Back"
Marlene L. Ram
"Ooooh --- The Toon Band Mack," Savage Garden originally "To The Moon And Back"
Reese Witherspoonerism
"To The Boon And Mack," Savage Garden originally "To The Moon And Back"
Reese Witherspoonerism
"Row Backhoe Toad," The Nashville Teens originally "Tobacco Road"
one hit
"Row Back, Oh Toad," The Nashville Teens originally "Tobacco Road"
Olive Pitt
"Two-Way Fuzz, A Dairy Tale," Taylor Swift originally "Today Was A Fairytale"
Regina Haniger
"Two-Day Fuzz, A Wary Tale," Taylor Swift originally "Today Was A Fairytale"
Regina Haniger
"Two-way Don't Go Down In History," Teach-In originally "Today Won't Go Down in History"
Bellwether That Wants Its Ramparts Back
"Goo Gather A Ten," Buck Owens originally "Together Again"
Mary Byram
"Goo Gather A Ten," Buck Owens originally "Together Again"
Mary Byram
"To Feather Gore Ever," Rick Astley originally "Together Forever"
Sonya Raynos
"Goo Tether Forever," Rick Astley originally "Together Forever"
Tess O. Gosset
"Poo Tether In Geese," Edwin Hawkins Singers originally "Together In Peace"
Cape Canaveral Lavigne
"Soiler On The Tea," The Stranglers originally "Toiler On The Sea"
Amanda Svenson
"Tony, Oh Kites," Krokus originally "Tokyo Nights"
Bruce Curb
"Sold To Yo," Jesse McCartney originally "Told You So"
Job Lowe
"Sold You Toe," Jesse McCartney originally "Told You So"
Regina Haniger
"Dom Tooley," The Kingston Trio originally "Tom Dooley"
Marge Pegram
"Cammi The Tot," Primus originally "Tommy The Cat"
Rocky II
"Commie The Tat," Primus originally "Tommy The Cat"
Rocky
"Tonight On The Bubble You Wee," The Comas originally "Tonight On The WB"
Allison O'Silla
"Boo Night On The WT," The Comas originally "Tonight On The WB"
Allison O'Silla
"To Bite On The W Knee," The Comas originally "Tonight On The WB"
Allison O'Silla
"Blue Too," 9Nine originally "Too Blue"
Weamon
"Too Fool To Call In Love," Jill Sobule originally "Too Cool To Fall In Love"
Angelina Laide
"Stew Hot To Top," The Bar-Kays originally "Too Hot To Stop"
Andy Gibb's Free Energy
"To Bait For Good Lies," Julian Lennon originally "Too Late For Goodbyes"
Gordy N. Knott
"Lou Tate For Love," Def Leppard originally "Too Late For Love"
Cotton Lorraine
"Lou Tate The Hero," John Entwistle originally "Too Late The Hero"
Washington Irving Berlin Wall Flower Pot Boiler
"Dilate Tutu," The High-Lows originally "Too Late To Die"
Mary Byram
"To Date To Lie," The High-Lows originally "Too Late To Die"
Not a good reason to date!
Clara Suzette Bartilson
"Lou Tate, Do Tie," The High-Lows originally "Too Late To Die"
Clara Suzette Bartilson
"Lou Tate To Die," The High-Lows originally "Too Late To Die"
Unfortunate for Lou Tate!
Clara Suzette Bartilson
"Lou Tate To Burn Tack Now," Cornelius Brothers & Sister Rose originally "Too Late To Turn Back Now"
Daisy Pappus
"Too Little, Lou Tate," JoJo originally "Too Little, Too Late"
Lydia Helton
"You Tossed In Lou," Sugababes originally "Too Lost In You"
Bungee Jumping Jack Flash Gordon Lightfoot
"Lou Tossed In You," Sugababes originally "Too Lost In You"
Bungee Jumping Jack Flash Gordon Lightfoot
"Sue Many Fish In The Tea," The Marvelettes originally "Too Many Fish In The Sea"
How can one sue fish?
Mae Beam
"Moo, Tinny People," Paul & Linda McCartney originally "Too Many People"
Could tinny people imitate cow calls?
Marcia Todd
"Woo Marvelous For Turds," Ella Fitzgerald originally "Too Marvelous For Words"
Adrienne Ramseur
"Too Touch Mime on My Hands," Styx originally "Too Much Time on My Hands"
Samantha Fox Sparrow
"Moo Touch Mime On Tye Hands," Styx originally "Too Much Time On My Hands"
Peter
"Ooh! Much To Task," Niall Horan originally "Too Much To Ask"
Toni Minot
"Ooh! Much To Task," Niall Horan originally "Too Much To Ask"
Toni Minot
"Shoe Tie," Kajagoogoo originally "Too Shy"
Drew Scarymore
"Top Sporty News Weather And Forts," Mark Dinning originally "Top 40 News Weather And Sports"
Ned MacCamden
"Top 40 Spews Nether And Warts," Mark Dinning originally "Top 40 News Weather And Sports"
Rapunzel Gladstone
"Mop Tan," Blur originally "Top Man"
B1982
"Porn A Tart," Stabbing Westward originally "Torn Apart"
American Idle
"Touchin' The Night," Silent Circle originally "Touch In The Night"
Mary Byram
"Much Tea," The Doors originally "Touch Me"
Lou Quilson
"Much Tea In The Morning," Diana Ross originally "Touch Me In The Morning"
Amanda Svenson
"Touch Me Whwn We're Sanding," The Carpenters originally "Touch Me Whwn We're Dancing"
Allison O'Silla
"Much Tea, I'm Sick," Mudhoney originally "Touch Me, I'm Sick"
Reese Witherspoonerism
"Such Tea, I'm Mick," Mudhoney originally "Touch Me, I'm Sick"
Reese Witherspoonerism
"Touch Sea, I'm Mick," Mudhoney originally "Touch Me, I'm Sick"
Reese Witherspoonerism
"Toucha, Toucha, Toucha, Much Tea," Victoria Justice originally "Toucha, Toucha, Toucha, Touch Me"
Tess O. Gosset
"Main Of Tremor Ease," Kathy Mattea originally "Train Of Memories"
Lydia Idly
"Patted," Bruce Springsteen originally "Trapped"
The Boss
"Boxed In A Trap," No Doubt originally "Trapped In A Box"
Unusual place for a boxing match!
Waldo D. Law
"Apt In Tray Corner," Death originally "Trapped In A Corner"
Janice Ferrell
"Apt Tin Ray Corner," Death originally "Trapped In A Corner"
Janice Ferrell
"Tapped In Ray Corner," Death originally "Trapped In A Corner"
Janice Ferrell
"Crapped in the troset," R. Kelly originally "Trapped in the Closet"
bobthemagicaligator
"Neat Tree Mice," Elvis Presley originally "Treat Me Nice"
Sir Ron Norris
"Neat Tree Mice," Elvis Presley originally "Treat Me Nice"
Ursula Turpin
"Meet Tree Right," Pat Benatar originally "Treat Me Right"
Ned MacCamden
"A Tree In The Carp," Helen Morgan originally "A Tree In The Park"
Joe North
"Pay Tree In The Ark," Helen Morgan originally "A Tree In The Park"
Eva Cave
"They Pee In Tree Arc," Helen Morgan originally "A Tree In The Park"
Eva Cave
"They Pee In Tree Arc," Helen Morgan originally "A Tree In The Park"
Eva Cave
"Pay Tree In The Ark," Helen Morgan originally "A Tree In The Park"
Eva Cave
"Trickers Fanned Stools," Lynx originally "Tricksters And Fools"
Lydia Idyl
"Double Every Tray," Mothers Of Invention originally "Trouble Every Day"
neptunevsmars
"Stuck Drivin' Wrong," Weird Al Yankovic originally "Truck Drivin' Song"
Toni Minot
"Woo Love Trays," Buddy Holly originally "True Love Ways"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Strew Tories," Datarock originally "True Stories"
Toni Minot
"Must In Tree," Etta James originally "Trust In Me"
Doodah Bobo
"Eye The Trim Possible," Lee Andrews originally "Try The Impossible"
Sir Ron Norris
"Thy Tree Impossible," Lee Andrews originally "Try The Impossible"
Sir Ron Norris
"Try Thistling Whiss," Neil Finn originally "Try Whistling This"
Elon Muskrat
"Ryan To Find A Treason," Martina McBride originally "Tryin' To Find A Reason"
Julia Cox
"Trying To Mold On To High Woman," Lamont Dozier originally "Trying To Hold On To My Woman"
Gordy N. Knott
"Thubtumping," Chumbawamba originally "Tubthumping"
Elon Muskrat
"Duckers Taught Her," Ian Moss originally "Tucker's Daughter"
Ava Murphy
"News Day After Toon," The Moody Blues originally "Tuesday Afternoon"
Mae Beam
"News Day Tight Rain," Dylan LeBlanc originally "Tuesday Night Rain"
Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit
"News Day Tight Rain," Dylan LeBlanc originally "Tuesday Night Rain"
Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit
"Learn A Mound Rook At Tea," The Vogues originally "Turn Around Look At Me"
Claire Annette Player
"Burn Tack Time," Aqua originally "Turn Back Time"
Lou Quilson
"Dern Town Day," The Cyrkle originally "Turn Down Day"
Mary Byram
"Dern Town Day," The Cyrkle originally "Turn Down Day"
Patricia McClure
"Turn Lee Moose," Loverboy originally "Turn Me Loose"
"No," says Lee, who doesn't want to be a moose.
Connie Brady
"Learn Off The Tight," Nelly Furtado originally "Turn Off The Light"
Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit
"Burn That Tart Heat Over Again," Steely Dan originally "Turn That Heartbeat Over Again"
H. Tim Smith
"Burn That Tart Heat Over Again," Steely Dan originally "Turn That Heartbeat Over Again"
H. Tim Smith
"Yearn to 2," The Go-Go's originally "Turn to You"
Weamon
"Yearn to 2," The Go-Go's originally "Turn to You"
Weamon
"Knight the Turnip," Black Sabbath originally "Turn Up the Night"
Been in my head for 35 years!
Kurt Kennedy
"Burn Your Tack," Billy Talent originally "Turn Your Back"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Kern Tote," Anti Flag originally "Turncoat"
Daisy Pappus
"Shut," ZZ Top originally "Tush"
Rocky
"Skut," Fleetwood Mac originally "Tusk"
Weamon
"The Twelve Craze Dove Isthmus," Traditional originally "The Twelve Days Of Christmas"
Bellwether That Wants Its Ramparts Back
"Tryst Canned Wall," English Beat originally "Twist And Crawl"
That's bizarre!
Bellwether That Wants Its Ramparts Back
"Missed Sigh Twister," Murderdolls originally "Twist My Sister"
Evil Olive
"Twist Sigh, Mister," Murderdolls originally "Twist My Sister"
Evil Olive
"Ted's Wit," Keith Sweat originally "Twisted"
Regina Haniger
"Woo Toddies, Ton Heart," Noah And The Whale originally "Two Bodies, One Heart"
Sonya Raynos
"Boo Toddies, One Heart," Noah And The Whale originally "Two Bodies, One Heart"
Sonya Raynos
"Woo Bodies, Ton Heart," Noah And The Whale originally "Two Bodies, One Heart"
Sonya Raynos
"Do Door's Town," Dolly Parton originally "Two Doors Down"
Marge Pegram
"Rue For The Toad," Nanci Griffith originally "Two For The Road"
Claire Annette Player
"Two Tarts, Who Kisses," Shakin' Stevens originally "Two Hearts, Two Kisses"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Two Carts, Two Hisses," Shakin' Stevens originally "Two Hearts, Two Kisses"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Two Kittle Lids," Peaches And Herb originally "Two Little Lids"
Allison O'Silla
"Lou Tossed Souls," Jaye P. Morgan originally "Two Lost Souls"
Claire Annette Player
"Lou Sauced Tolls," Jaye P. Morgan originally "Two Lost Souls"
How does one sauce tolls?
Claire Annette Player
"Sue Lost Tolls," Jaye P. Morgan originally "Two Lost Souls"
Claire Annette Player
"Who Of Tarts," Stacey Q originally "Two Of Hearts"
Helen Football
"Threw Out Of Tree Ain't Bad," Meat Loaf originally "Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad"
I'd consider it bad, grammatically and otherwise.
D. Melody Dole, MD
"Boo Out Of Three Taint Ad," Meatloaf originally "Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad"
Amy Grunt
"Sue Places At The Tame Time," Ray Parker, Jr. & Raydio originally "Two Places At The Same Time"
Mary Byram
"Two Laces Pet The Same Time," Ray Parker, Jr. & Raydio originally "Two Places At The Same Time"
Mary Byram
"Woo Teaks In Hawaii," Hellogoodbye originally "Two Weeks In Hawaii"
Do teak trees even grow there?
Ron N. O'Connor
"Woo Teaks In Hawaii," Hellogoodbye originally "Two Weeks In Hawaii"
Do teak trees even grow there?
Ron N. O'Connor
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