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A spoonerism occurs when the first letters or syllables of two or more words get swapped. The term spoonerism is named in honor of the Reverend William Archibald Spooner whose students used to write down all the instances of spoonerisms that he made. This page focuses on spoonerisms in song titles.
Entries Beginning with D
"Caddy Duel," Boney M originally "Daddy Cool"
Linda Radnil
"Daddy Won't You Talk So Fast," Wayne Newton originally "Daddy Don't You Walk So Fast"
Nicole Velocin
"Fatty Don't You Walk So Dast," Wayne Newton originally "Daddy Don't You Walk So Fast"
Dast: Another word for a dare.
Peter
"Thaddy Doesn't Wear," Ming Tea originally "Daddy Wasn't There"
Thaddy = given name of Aramaic origin
Reese Witherspoonerism
"Gaddy's Done," Lisa Angelle originally "Daddy's Gun"
Mary Byram
"Haddy's Dome," Jermaine Jackson originally "Daddy's Home"
Cliff Adair
"Maddie's Little Dan," O.C. Smith originally "Daddy's Little Man"
Sir Ron Norris
"Maddie's Little Dan," O.C. Smith originally "Daddy's Little Man"
Sir Ron Norris
"Maddie's Dunny," Ricochet originally "Daddy's Money"
As in dunny, Australian slang for potty.
Naomi Swanson
"Patty's Durl," Rick Springfield originally "Daddy's Pearl"
Lefty Lucy
"Daft Punk Is Playing At High Mouse," LCD Soundsystem originally "Daft Punk Is Playing At My House"
Paige Evans
"Query Dean," Indigo Girls originally "Dairy Queen"
Renee Keener
"Ready Queen," Indigo Girls originally "Dairy Queen"
Renee Keener
"J.D. Zane," America originally "Daisy Jane"
Nell Allen
"Sadie Jane," America originally "Daisy Jane"
Lance Crackers
"Jay D. Zane," America originally "Daisy Jane"
Nell Allen
"Jay Z. Dane," America originally "Daisy Jane"
Nell Allen
"J.Z. Dane," America originally "Daisy Jane"
Nell Allen
"Ail, Dan," Bob Lind originally "Dale Anne"
Allison O'Silla
"Ham Of My Dart," Joe Ely originally "Dam Of My Heart"
Reese Witherspoonerism
"Ram Dittos," Don Henley originally "Damn It, Rose"
Kirsten Abercrombie
"Ram It; Doze," Don Henley originally "Damn It, Rose"
Kirsten Abercrombie
"Ram It; Doze," Don Henley originally "Damn It, Rose"
Kirsten Abercrombie
"Wham! I Dish I Was Your Lover," Sophie B. Hawkins originally "Damn, I Wish I Was Your Lover"
IBM (Itty Bitty Midget)
"Lamb, I Wish I Was Your Dover," Sophie B. Hawkins originally "Damn, I Wish I Was Your Lover"
Peter
"Manse For Dee," Sisqo originally "Dance For Me"
Lou Quilson
"Dance Stammer," Willie Henderson originally "Dance Master"
Ned MacCamden
"Stance Madder," Willie Henderson originally "Dance Master"
Ned MacCamden
"Lance Me To The End Of Dove," Leonard Cohen originally "Dance Me To The End Of Love"
Mary Byram
"Man's Donkey," Tones and I originally "Dance Monkey"
Sheila Oh
"Ants Of The Dours," Amilcare Ponchielli originally "Dance Of The Hours"
Priscilla Gadsden
"Plants Of The Sugar Dumb Fairy," Cast of 'Nutcracker Suite' originally "Dance Of The Sugar Plum Fairy"
Jessica Junderworth
"Ants' Dawn Fire," Crimson Glory originally "Dance On Fire"
Washington Irving Berlin Wall Flower Pot Boiler
"Manse Only With Dee," Perry Como originally "Dance Only With Me"
Sonya Raynos
"Nance, Do Tight," Lucy Pearl originally "Dance Tonight"
Corinne Auterlehr
"Sand Tonight," Lucy Pearl originally "Dance Tonight"
Sarah
"Dance New Tight," Lucy Pearl originally "Dance Tonight"
Corinne Auterlehr
"Sand Tonight," Lucy Pearl originally "Dance Tonight"
Sarah
"Manse With Dee," Orleans originally "Dance With Me"
Peter
"Bee Dancing There," Natalie Merchant originally "The Dancing Bear"
Regina Haniger
"Sanding Drums," Ananda Shankar originally "Dancing Drums"
Rhoda Dohr
"Sanding In Heaven," Q-Feel originally "Dancing In Heaven"
Dawn Anwad
"Lancing In The Dune Might," King Harvest originally "Dancing In The Moonlight"
Marlene L. Ram
"Sanding In The Sheets," Shalamar originally "Dancing In The Sheets"
Tess O. Gosset
"Sanding In The Streets," Martha And The Vandellas originally "Dancing In The Streets"
Allison O'Silla
"Sanding Into Danger," Inker And Hamilton originally "Dancing Into Danger"
Dawn Anwad
"Sanding Into Danger," Inker And Hamilton originally "Dancing Into Danger"
Dawn Anwad
"Sanding On The Ceiling," Lionel Richie originally "Dancing On The Ceiling"
Allison O'Silla
"Quancing Dean," ABBA originally "Dancing Queen"
Glenn O'Brien
"Sanding Queen," ABBA originally "Dancing Queen"
Allison O'Silla
"Lancing Under A Matin Dune," Candi originally "Dancing Under A Latin Moon"
Regina Haniger
"Dancing Under A Matin Loon," Candi originally "Dancing Under A Latin Moon"
Rick O'Shea
"Dancing with Ears in My Ties," Ultravox originally "Dancing with Tears in My Eyes"
B1982
"Dancing With Ears In My Ties," Ultravox originally "Dancing With Tears In My Eyes"
Allison O'Silla
"Sanding With Tears In My Eyes," Ultravox originally "Dancing With Tears In My Eyes"
What might happen if you don't wear goggles.
Allison O'Silla
"Banny Doy," Eva Cassidy originally "Danny Boy"
Tina
"Mare Dee," Pointer Sisters originally "Dare Me"
Claire Grayson
"Ark Dies," Bob Dylan originally "Dark Eyes"
Eva Cave
"Lark Daddy," Cher originally "Dark Lady"
Peter
"Mark Dune," Gale Storm originally "Dark Moon"
Hard to leave a lasting mark on shifting sand!
Thessaly Danes
"Dark Fawn Ire," Turin Brakes originally "Dark On Fire"
Harriet Henderson
"Ark Dawn Fire," Turin Brakes originally "Dark On Fire"
Harriet Henderson
"Shark Dips," Cycle Sluts From Hell originally "Dark Ships"
Margo Gram
"Dark Eye Skyland," Enya originally "Dark Sky Island"
D. Melody Dole, MD
"Dark Eye Skyland," Enya originally "Dark Sky Island"
D. Melody Dole, MD
"Harlen See Dome Boon," The Lovin' Spoonful originally "Darlin' Be Home Soon"
Peter
"Darlin' Darlin' Baby (Tweet Sender Love)," The O'Jays originally "Darlin' Darlin' Baby (Sweet, Tender, Love)"
Tess O. Gosset
"Gnarling Dicky," Prince & the Revolution originally "Darling Nikki"
Rosie Finch
"The Eight Debenture," Mark Lowry originally "The Date Adventure"
Christian Wright
"The Ate Debenture," Mark Lowry originally "The Date Adventure"
Mark ate so much, he acquired a big tab.
Christian Wright
"Davy's On The Ode -- A Grin," Manfred Mann's Earth Band originally "Davy's On The Road Again"
Flora Rolf
"Tree Dapper," The Beatles originally "Day Tripper"
Missing Beatles song about well-dressed tree?
Peter
"Tray Dipper," The Beatles originally "Day Tripper"
Regina Haniger
"Stay Daring," Sidekicks originally "Day-Staring"
Weamon
"Dray Deemer," Adele originally "Daydreamer"
Alice Spoonerism
"Bays Go Die," Dirty Vegas originally "Days Go By"
Reese Witherspoonerism
"Bays Dough Guy," Dirty Vegas originally "Days Go By"
Washington Irving Berlin Wall Flower Pot Boiler
"Bays Dough Guy," Dirty Vegas originally "Days Go By"
Washington Irving Berlin Wall Flower Pot Boiler
"Tray Dipper," The Beatles originally "Daytripper"
Beegles
"The Dead Are Sanding," Toni Childs originally "The Dead Are Dancing"
Blake DeKalb
"Said Dell," Papa Roach originally "Dead Cell"
Lizzie
"Dead Send Treat," Lou Rawls originally "Dead End Street"
Allison O'Silla
"Dead Trend Seat," Lou Rawls originally "Dead End Street"
Allison O'Silla
"Dead Send Treat," Lou Rawls originally "Dead End Street"
Allison O'Silla
"Fed Docs," Courtney Barnett originally "Dead Fox"
Don Bass
"Head In Dollywood," Murderdolls originally "Dead In Hollywood"
Linda Radnil
"Wed In Dolly Hood," Murderdolls originally "Dead In Hollywood"
Linda Radnil
"Med Can Marry Dee," Jars Of Clay originally "Dead Man (Carry Me)"
Flora Rolf
"Med Man (Carry Dee)," Jars Of Clay originally "Dead Man (Carry Me)"
Flora Rolf
"Dead Can Marry Me," Jars Of Clay originally "Dead Man (Carry Me)"
Flora Rolf
"Med Man (Dairy Key)," Jars Of Clay originally "Dead Man (Carry Me)"
Flora Rolf
"Dead Can Marry Me," Jars Of Clay originally "Dead Man (Carry Me)"
Flora Rolf
"Med Dan's Curve," Jan And Dean originally "Dead Man's Curve"
Linda Radnil
"Head Man's Dill," Blodwyn Pig originally "Dead Man's Hill"
Bellwether That Wants Its Ramparts Back
"Dead Pan's Marty," Oingo Boingo originally "Dead Man's Party"
Trevor Overt
"Med Dan's Party," Oingo Boingo originally "Dead Man's Party"
Trevor Overt
"Dead Men Tell Toenails," Motorhead originally "Dead Men Tell No Tales"
What can dead men tell to toenails?!?
Mary Byram
"Med On The Dunny," Andy Taylor originally "Dead On The Money"
Dunny = Australian slang for "potty".
Adrienne Schnell
"Lead Dinger For Rove," Meat Loaf originally "Dead Ringer For Love"
cyslexiD diK
"Lead Ringer For Dove," Meat Laof originally "Dead Ringer For Love "
Joanna Whitmire
"Said Dull," Sworn In originally "Dead Soul"
Garrison
"The Bed Cleat Dub," The B-52s originally "The Deadbeat Club"
What are bed cleats and how can they be dubbed?
Carla Jorgensen
"Ear, Dan," George Baker Selection originally "Dear Ann"
Waldo D. Law
"Beer Den," Jennifer Lopez originally "Dear Ben"
Don Corleona Lewis
"Gear Dodd," XTC originally "Dear God"
brit
"Peer Darts And Gentle Heap'll," Dinah Shore originally "Dear Hearts And Gentle People"
As in "a gentle heap'll work wonders for you".
Julia Cox
"Hear Darts And Gentle People," Dinah Shore originally "Dear Hearts And Gentle People"
Hear darts hitting the dart board?
Julia Cox
"Deer Parts And Gentle Heap'll," Dinah Shore originally "Dear Hearts And Gentle People"
As in "a gentle heap'll work wonders for you".
Julia Cox
"Jeer Hearts And Dental People," Dinah Shore originally "Dear Hearts And Gentle People"
Amber Malone
"Jeer Don," Teach-In originally "Dear John"
Rose Cathcart
"Mere Dee," Lorrie Morgan originally "Dear Me"
Flora Rolf
"Near Old Dickie," Nicki Minaj originally "Dear Old Nicki"
Reese Witherspoonerism
"Meth And The Day Den," Elemeno P originally "Death And The Maiden"
Amber D'Allesio
"Heck! The Dalls With Howls Of Bali," Traditional originally "Deck The Halls With Boughs Of Holly"
Dall sheep mimic calls of some beast from Bali?
Donna Rand Blitzen
"Heap In The Dart Of Texas," Gene Autry originally "Deep In The Heart Of Texas"
Lydia Idyl
"Deep Sin - Eyed," Mary J. Blige originally "Deep Inside"
Regina Haniger
"Seep In Dyed," Mary J. Blige originally "Deep Inside"
Regina Haniger
"Dye Seeped In," Mary J. Blige originally "Deep Inside"
Regina Haniger
"Leaper (In Dove With You)," The O'Jays originally "Deeper (In Love With You)"
Mae Beam
"Deeper Blade Of Shoe," Steps originally "Deeper Shade Of Blue"
Zodma Kitten
"Bleeper Shade Of Dew," Steps originally "Deeper Shade Of Blue"
Zodma Kitten
"Here In The Dead Lights," Owl City originally "Deer In The Headlights"
Harriet Henderson
"Lear In The Dead Heights," Owl City originally "Deer In The Headlights"
Harriet Henderson
"Deer In The Lead Heights," Owl City originally "Deer In The Headlights"
Harriet Henderson
"Hears In Devon," Green Bloodied Hound Dogs originally "Deers In Heaven"
One hears WHAT in Devon?
Brianna Holden
"Della And The Leader," Hoyt Axton originally "Della And The Dealer"
Sylvia Curruca
"Knee Dial," Sevendust originally "Denial"
Emily Lime
"Mike's Ramrods," After The Fire originally "Der Kommissar"
Lucille Ball sized hail
"Teaser Dead," Blind Melon originally "Deserted"
Bellwether That Wants Its Ramparts Back
"Desperate Danny," The Cranberries originally "Desperate Andy"
Cotton Lorraine
"Desperate Danny," The Cranberries originally "Desperate Andy"
Cotton Lorraine
"Devil Grate Dive," Suzi Quatro originally "Devil Gate Drive"
Samantha Wayland
"De Level Is The Oozer," Lordi originally "The Devil Is A Loser"
Adlai Alda
"Devil With A Blue "S"Drawn," Mitch Ryder & The Detroit Wheels originally "Devil With A Blue Dress On"
Mae Beam
"The Neville, You Go! Dodd Is A Man.," Face To Face originally "The Devil You Know (God Is A Man)"
Natalie Snortman
"The Devil You Go! Nod Is A Man.," Face To Face originally "The Devil You Know (God Is A Man)"
Natalie Snortman
"Devil's Care Hut," Beck originally "Devil's Haircut"
Sir Ron Norris
"Dial High Mart," The Boys originally "Dial My Heart"
Vicky Norton
"Mile High Dart," The Boys originally "Dial My Heart"
Cape Canaveral Lavigne
"Diamonds Panned Earls," Prince originally "Diamonds And Pearls"
Dawn Anwad
"Eye Dan A Park," Hawkwind originally "Diana Park"
Linda Radnil
"Eye Dan," Material Issue originally "Diane"
Sir Ron Norris
"Did Ty Mime?," Korn originally "Did My Time"
D. Melody Dole, MD
"Tid You Ever Mave Do Make Up Your Hind?," Lovin' Spoonful originally "Did You Ever Have To Make Up Your Mind?"
1966 song about doing drugs at party with a girl?
Peter
"Didn't I Mow Your Blind," New Kids On The Block originally "Didn't I Blow Your Mind"
The grass had gotten too high in your duck blind.
Doug Wells
"Sigh "Dye The Board"," Slayer originally "Die By The Sword"
Olivia Tame
"I With Your Boots, Dawn," Toby Keith originally "Die With Your Boots On"
Ned MacCamden
"Bye You Dastard," Motorhead originally "Die You Bastard"
Lucille Ball sized hail
"Fig For Dire," Pixies originally "Dig For Fire"
Opie M.
"Dinosaur Phaser Light," Ninja Sex Party originally "Dinosaur Laser Fight"
Toni Minot
"Turdy Dog," Damn Yankees originally "Dirty Dog"
Regina Haniger
"Flirty Dicky Stores," Dave Gahan originally "Dirty Sticky Floors"
Mae Beam
"Flirty Sticky Doors," Dave Gahan originally "Dirty Sticky Floors"
Mae Beam
"Wordy Daughter," The Standells originally "Dirty Water"
Oldtimer
"Piss A Deer," Hoobastank originally "Disappear"
Amber Wayland
"Ducko Disk," Rick Dees originally "Disco Duck"
1976 lost classic about record w/ gibberish on it?
Peter
"Kiss Doe, Lucy," Wilton Place Street Band originally "Disco Lucy"
Tess O. Gosset
"Kiss Dough, Lucy," Wilton Place Street Band originally "Disco Lucy"
Tess O. Gosset
"Kiss Doe, Lucy," Wilton Place Street Band originally "Disco Lucy"
Tess O. Gosset
"Kiss Low Deucy," Wilton Place Street Band originally "Disco Lucy"
Tess O. Gosset
"Liz Knee Dan," Dada originally "Dizz Knee Land"
Lefty Lucy
"Liz Dee Nan," Dada originally "Dizz Knee Land"
Lefty Lucy
"Clue: I Make Myself Dear," Sugar Pie De Santo originally "Do I Make Myself Clear"
Lydia Helton
"Moody," Bell Biv DeVoe originally "Do Me!"
Mae Beam
"Chew The Funky Dicken," Rufus Thomas originally "Do The Funky Chicken"
Live Devil
"Few The Chunky Dicken," Rufus Thomas originally "Do The Funky Chicken"
Soul
"Chew The Dunky Ficken," Rufus Thomas originally "Do The Funky Chicken"
Live Devil
"Do You Seal The Fame," Silverchair originally "Do You Feel The Same"
egina Han
"Do You Seal The Fame," Silverchair originally "Do You Feel The Same"
egina Han
"Sue, You Feel The Dame," Silverchair originally "Do You Feel The Same"
Cape Canaveral Lavigne
"Do You Seal The Fame?," New Found Glory originally "Do You Feel The Same?"
Lou Quilson
"You Do Wanna," The Kooks originally "Do You Wanna"
Natalie Starboardman
"You Who Wanna Mold Dee?," Bow Wow Wow originally "Do You Wanna Hold Me?"
Ned MacCamden
"Who You Wanna Mold, Dee?," Bow Wow Wow originally "Do You Wanna Hold Me?"
Ned MacCamden
"You Do Wanna Make Love," Peter McCann originally "Do You Wanna Make Love?"
Answers the question!
Adrienne Schnell
"Woo To Daunt You," Franz Ferdinand originally "Do You Want To"
Renee Sutton
"Do Two Want You?," Franz Ferdinand originally "Do You Want To"
Emily Lime
"Dog Banned Flutter Eye," Heart originally "Dog And Butterfly"
michelle (hell in mice)
"Dog Banned Utter Fly," Heart originally "Dog And Butterfly"
michelle (hell in mice)
"Bog And Flutter Dye," Heart originally "Dog And Butterfly"
michelle (hell in mice)
"Fog Dish Rising," Slipknot originally "Dogfish Rising"
Toni Minot
"Fog Dish Rising," Slipknot originally "Dogfish Rising"
Toni Minot
"Sauller Dine," Better Than Ezra originally "Dollar Sign"
Wanda Pierce
"Hall Douse," Melanie Martinez originally "Dollhouse"
Lefty Lucy
"Toned," Elvis Presley originally "Don't"
MOR
"Don't Mask Free Booty Ends," The Everly Brothers originally "Don't Ask Me To Be Friends"
Dawn Anwad
"Don't See Bad," Dwight Yoakam originally "Don't Be Sad"
Don Bass
"Won't Dee Leave A Bird," Thin Lizzy originally "Don't Believe A Word"
Marlene L. Ram
"Don't We Leave A Bird," Thin Lizzy originally "Don't Believe A Word"
Marlene L. Ram
"Don't All Cuss, We'll Call You," Sugaloaf originally "Don't Call Us We'll Call You"
Lori Tirol
"Don't Ra Wanna Chide," Joss Stone originally "Don't Cha Wanna Ride"
Ra = Egyptian Sun god
D. Melody Dole, MD
"Don't Eye Kraut Loud," Melissa Manchester originally "Don't Cry Out Loud"
Can one eye anything loudly?
Andy Gibb's Free Energy
"Don't Mop Dry Love," Anita Ward originally "Don't Drop My Love"
Lisa Basil
"Don't Mop Dry Love," Anita Ward originally "Don't Drop My Love"
Lisa Basil
"Don't Seat The Yellow, No," Frank Zappa originally "Don't Eat The Yellow Snow"
Regina Haniger
"Don't Paula Fart On Me Tonight," Bob Dylan originally "Don't Fall Apart On Me Tonight"
Amanda Svenson
"Won't Give Your Love A Day," Jack Jones originally "Don't Give Your Love Away"
Natalie Lundgren
"Won't Go A Day," Oasis originally "Don't Go Away"
Marge Pegram
"Don't Stow To Grainger's," Etta James originally "Don't Go To Strangers"
Ned MacCamden
"Don't Stow Glee's Pay," Aaron Neville originally "Don't Go, Please Stay"
Toni Minot
"Don't It Brake My Blown Eyes Moo," Crystal Gayle originally "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue"
1977 song about a reckless cow on drugs?
Peter
"Don't Go Where I'm Knowing," Rory Gallagher originally "Don't Know Where I'm Going"
Rhoda Dohr
"Don't Heave Loam," Dido originally "Don't Leave Home"
Loam = a certain kind of sandy clay soil
Evil Olive
"Won't Leave Me This Day," Thelma Houston originally "Don't Leave Me This Way"
Raphael
"Don't Weave Me This Lay," Thelma Houston originally "Don't Leave Me This Way"
Norah Bones
"Don't Get Low," Roy Hamilton originally "Don't Let Go"
Julia Farda
"Don't Get Him Low," REO Speedwagon originally "Don't Let Him Go"
Regina Haniger
"Don't Let The Gun Sew Down On Me," Elton John originally "Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
I always hate it when that happens!
Stephanie Craddock
"Don't Set The Gun Low Down On Me," Elton John originally "Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Natasha Bly
"Don't Book Lack," Kenny MacLean originally "Don't Look Back"
The Mole
"Don't Use Lure Temper," XTC originally "Don't Lose Your Temper"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Won't Make Me Date For Love," Kenny G originally "Don't Make Me Wait For Love"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Don't Wake Me, Mate, For Love," Kenny G originally "Don't Make Me Wait For Love"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Won't Make Me Late For Dove," Kenny G originally "Don't Make Me Wait For Love"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Don't Pay The Merry Fan," Chris DeBurgh originally "Don't Pay The Ferryman"
Rhoda Dohr
"Don't Hunk With My Fart," Black-Eyed Peas originally "Don't Phunk WIth My Heart"
Courtney (about as bad as tennis elbow)
"Don't Shit On My Jimmy Sands," Richard Thompson originally "Don't Sit On My Jimmy Shands"
That would stink!
obscene
"Don't Tit Under The Apple See," The Andrews Sisters originally "Don't Sit Under The Apple Tree"
Peter
"Don't Stand A Bart," Reel Big Fish originally "Don't Start A Band"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Don't Mop The Stew, Zeke," Rihanna originally "Don't Stop The Music"
Bambi (one with a gall bladder)
"Don't Make Tea Alive," Steely Dan originally "Don't Take Me Alive"
How WOULD one make tea come to life?
Rhoda Dohr
"Won't Take Your Dove A Lay," Avant originally "Don't Take Your Love Away"
Whatever that would mean!
Adlai Alda
"Won't Take Your Love A Day," Avant originally "Don't Take Your Love Away"
Adlai Alda
"Don't Stalk To Rangers," Rick Springfield originally "Don't Talk To Strangers"
Rocky
"Don't Mel Tee Good, Knight," Lobo originally "Don't Tell Me Goodnight"
Telling a knight about Mel's golf skills?
Dawn Anwad
"Don't Tell Knee Good Might," Lobo originally "Don't Tell Me Goodnight"
Dawn Anwad
"Don't The Pearls All Get Grittier At Closing Time?," Mickey Gilley originally "Don't The Girls All Get Prettier At Closing Time?"
Tess O. Gosset
"Don't Think Trice, It's All White," Bob Dylan originally "Don't Think Twice, It's Alright"
Trice = an infinitesimal period of time
Raphael
"Don't Threaten Tea with a Good Mime," Panic! At The Disco originally "Don't Threaten Me with a Good Time"
Emily
"Don't Burn Your Tack On Me," Jackie DeShannon originally "Don't Turn Your Back On Me"
Regina Haniger
"Don't Burn Your Mac On Tee," Jackie DeShannon originally "Don't Turn Your Back On Me"
Regina Haniger
"Don't Burn Your Mac On Tee," Jackie DeShannon originally "Don't Turn Your Back On Me"
Regina Haniger
"Won't Date," Dashboard Confessional originally "Don't Wait"
Lizzie
"Won't Walk A Day," Miley Cyrus originally "Don't Walk Away"
Audrey Ruiz
"Don't Wanna Use Loo," Gloria Estefan originally "Don't Wanna Lose You"
Gloria goes "roughing it" in the wilderness?
Stan E. Cox-Hyde
"Don't Wanna Use Lou," Gloria Estefan originally "Don't Wanna Lose You"
Stan E. Cox-Hyde
"Won't Daunt You Back," Backstreet Boys originally "Don't Want You Back"
Trevor Overt
"Don't Hurry, Be Wappy," Bobby McFerrin originally "Don't Worry, Be Happy"
Neat spoonerism, even if "wappy" isn't a word.
Henrietta Caroleen Ellenboro
"Won't You Daunt Me," Human League originally "Don't You Want Me"
Yvonne Sindri
"Conky Doll," Soophie Nun Squad originally "Donkey Call"
The Mole
"Ludie," The Olympics originally "Dooley"
Elon Muskrat
"Nope Dose," Weezer originally "Dope Nose"
Opie M.
"Bubble Shot (Of My Bailey's Dove)," The Swingin' Medallions originally "Double Shot (Of My Baby's Love)"
H. Tim Smith
"Double Lot (Of My Baby's Shove)," The Swingin' Medallions originally "Double Shot (Of My Baby's Love)"
H. Tim Smith
"Down Among The Med Den," Flash & The Pan originally "Down Among The Dead Men"
Corinne Auterlehr
"Roun' By The Daisy Liver," The Osmonds originally "Down By The Lazy River"
Melissa Conway
"Wound by the Daughter," PJ Harvey originally "Down by the Water"
"Wound" pronounced with the same vowel as "down".
B1982
"Down In The Dune Box," Billy Joe Royal originally "Down In The Boondocks"
Marlene L. Ram
"Noun is the Dew Up," Radiohead originally "Down is the New Up"
Lizzie
"Drown The Ode," Marcia Ball originally "Down The Road"
Ron N. O'Connor
"Clown To The Night Dub," Tower Of Power originally "Down To The Nightclub"
Flora Rolf
"Town Down," Petula Clark originally "Downtown"
Peter
"Town Down Train," Tom Waits originally "Downtown Train"
Sutch
"Dr. Jekyll And Mr. Hive," Men At Work originally "Dr. Heckle And Mr. Jive"
Would the book become "Dr. Heckle and Mr. Jyde"?
Spraychel Spray
"Raft Dodger Drag," Pete Seger originally "Draft Dodger Rag"
Lydia Idyl
"Daft Roger Drag," Pete Seger originally "Draft Dodger Rag"
Lydia Idyl
"Draw Knee Mirror," Meredith Andrews originally "Draw Me Nearer"
Doug Graves
"Gnaw Me Drearer," Meredith Andrews originally "Draw Me Nearer"
Carmen Vortex Street
"Dawn Rand Quartered," The Korgis originally "Drawn And Quartered"
Ron N. O'Connor
"Barbed Yam," Roy Orbison originally "Dream Baby"
St. Peter Tork Soap Dispenser
"Cream Match Dee," Newton Faulkner originally "Dream Catch Me"
Tess O. Gosset
"Dream Match Key," Newton Faulkner originally "Dream Catch Me"
Andrea Greenleaf
"Reaming Daydream," Crown Heights Affair originally "Dreaming A Dream"
Lydia Helton
"Dreaming Day Ream," Crown Heights Affair originally "Dreaming A Dream"
Lydia Helton
"Reaming Din Red," The Calling originally "Dreaming In Red"
Evil Olive
"Reaming In Dread," The Calling originally "Dreaming In Red"
Mary Byram
"Reaming Dove, You," Selena originally "Dreaming Of You"
Flora Rolf
"Dreaming With Ears In My Ties," U2 originally "Dreaming With Tears In My Eyes"
Consta Pate
"Beams Go Dry," Harry Chapin originally "Dreams Go By"
Rick O'Shea
"Thrilled a Mire Dew Why Cheek," Blue October originally "Drilled a Wire Through My Cheek"
That makes no sense at all.
Lizzie
"Drop It, Hike It's Lot," Snoop Dogg originally "Drop It Like It's Hot"
However that might be done!
Margo Gram
"Pop The Dry Lit," Joan Armatrading originally "Drop The Pilot"
MOR
"Prop The Dial-It," Joan Armatrading originally "Drop The Pilot"
Rocky
"Town In My Drone Ears," Don Shirley originally "Drown In My Own Tears"
Mare Ego Round
"Town In Dry Moan Ears," The Smithereens originally "Drown In My Own Tears"
R. Jeanine O'Succinate
"Downing Shad Rows," Sam Smith originally "Drowning Shadows"
Trevor Overt
"Bum And Drone," Elvis Costello originally "Drum And Bone"
Alex Aerni
"Punk Din Raris," Type O Negative originally "Drunk In Paris"
Hardrock Harry
"Rapid Ink Runs," Type O Negative originally "Drunk In Paris"
Harry Truman Capote
"Pair Drink Sun," Type O Negative originally "Drunk In Paris"
Harry Truman Capote
"Raid Pink Urns," Type O Negative originally "Drunk In Paris"
Harry Truman Capote
"Drinks Up Rain," Type O Negative originally "Drunk In Paris"
Harry Truman Capote
"Plunk On A Drain," Dierks Bentley originally "Drunk On A Plane"
Dawn Anwad
"Khinghis Dschan," Dschinghis Khan originally "Dschinghis Khan"
It's pronounced "Jingis Khan", thus "King is John"
Dylan Baranski
"Mud," Tich originally "Dumb"
Brionna Secret
"Come Date," The Incredible String Band originally "Dumb Kate"
Ned MacCamden
"Mummy Dan," BONE thugs-n-harmony originally "Dummy Man"
Connie Brady
"Trump Duck," Blind Melon originally "Dump Truck"
He bought the AFLAC duck and served it to Ivanka.
Rocky
"Must Devil Dan," Angel Pam West originally "Dust Devil Man"
Angelina Laide
"Dime A Night," Jamiroquai originally "Dynamite"
Cal Amari
"My Duh Night," Jamiroquai originally "Dynamite"
Natalie Portmanteau Word
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