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A spoonerism occurs when the first letters or syllables of two or more words get swapped. The term spoonerism is named in honor of the Reverend William Archibald Spooner whose students used to write down all the instances of spoonerisms that he made. This page focuses on spoonerisms in song titles.
Entries Beginning with M
"Pack Arthur Mark," Richard Harris originally "MacArthur Park"
Twila Paris Hilton
"Sadie's May Parade ," Green Day originally "Macy's Day Parade"
Sadie has her own parade in May?
Emily Lime
"Had Matter," Melanie Martinez originally "Mad Hatter"
Lefty Lucy
"Sad Seamen," Matchbox 20 originally "Mad Season"
Joe Cocker Spaniel
"Aid For Each Mother," Trembling Blue Stars originally "Made For Each Other"
Anita Corning
"Had Mouse," Anthrax originally "Madhouse"
Paige Evans
"The Magi (The Part Of Hans A Malice)," Peter, Paul, And Mary originally "The Magi (The Heart Of Man's A Palace)"
Frank N. Sentzmurrengold
"The Magi (The Heart Of Pan's A Malice)," Peter, Paul, And Mary originally "The Magi (The Heart Of Man's A Palace)"
Frank N. Sentzmurrengold
"Stag Net And Meal," Walter Egan originally "Magnet And Steel"
Sir Ron Norris
"Stag Net And Meal," Walter Egan originally "Magnet And Steel"
Sir Ron Norris
"The Rain-free Main," Wendy Waldman originally "The Main Refrain"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Bake Meleave," Toto originally "Make Believe"
Elon Muskrat
"Bake It Medder," Echoing Angels originally "Make It Better"
Cotton Lorraine
"Bake Me Mad," Korn originally "Make Me Bad"
Lizzie
"Bake Me Mad," Korn originally "Make Me Bad"
Lefty Lucy
"Make Bee Your Maybe," Barbara Lewis originally "Make Me Your Baby"
Bellwether That Wants Its Ramparts Back
"Bake Me Your Maybe," Barbara Lewis originally "Make Me Your Baby"
Edie Gonzalez
"Make Ye Moors," Bettye Swann originally "Make Me Yours"
Doodah Bobo
"Wake More," Tedashii originally "Make War"
Marge Pegram
"Casing Me, Mick," Bash & Pop originally "Making Me Sick"
Waldo D. Law
"Making Tower Reams Come, Drew," Cyndi Grecco originally "Making Our Dreams Come True"
Dogniss Everdeen
"Making Our Teams Dumb Crew," Cyndi Grecco originally "Making Our Dreams Come True"
Dogniss Everdeen
"Making Tower Dreams Come Rue," Cyndi Grecco originally "Making Our Dreams Come True"
Dogniss Everdeen
"Making Our Dreams Crumb Too," Cyndi Grecco originally "Making Our Dreams Come True"
Always hate it when dreams are made into crumb!
Dogniss Everdeen
"Making Dour Reams Come True," Cyndi Grecco originally "Making Our Dreams Come True"
Dogniss Everdeen
"Comma Told Me Not To Mum," Three Dog Night originally "Mama Told Me Not To Come"
Reese Witherspoonerism
"Papa's Merles," Jackson 5 originally "Mama's Pearls"
Soul Jr.
"Sama Mita," The Grass Roots originally "Mamacita"
Elon Muskrat
"A Man Holdin' On To A Woman Gettin' Low," Ty Herndon originally "A Man Holdin' On To A Woman Lettin' Go"
Regina Haniger
"Man Been A Ox," Alice In Chains originally "Man In A Box"
H. Tim Smith
"Man Been The Ox," Alice In Chains originally "Man In The Box"
Evil Olive
"Ran In The Main," Mike Oldfield originally "Man In The Rain"
Jane C. Moore
"Fan On Mire," Roger Taylor (of Queen) originally "Man On Fire"
Bellwether That Wants Its Ramparts Back
"Fan On Mire," Roger Taylor originally "Man On Fire"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Corn on the Manner," Genesis originally "Man on the Corner"
Josh
"Can On The Mourner," Genesis originally "Man On The Corner"
What does a mourner need a can on him / her for?
Lou Quilson
"Men With A Mammary," Joe Nichols originally "Man With A Memory"
Roy R. Pryor
"Man, I Feel Mike, A Low Man," Shania Twain originally "Man, I Feel Like a Woman"
Noah William Johnsen
"Jan Sized Mob," Denise LaSalle originally "Man-Sized Job"
Sylvia Curruca
"Mandarin Lane," Bruce Hornsby & The Range originally "Mandolin Rain"
Evil Olive
"Spanish Boy," Muddy Waters originally "Mannish Boy"
Nell Allen
"Parch Of The MIGs," Nine Inch Nails originally "March Of The Pigs"
As in MIGs, Russian fighter planes
Allison O'Silla
"Meers Ate Oats," Traditional originally "Mare's Eat Oats"
Lefty Lucy
"Jar Me," Cab Calloway originally "Margie"
Lydia Helton
"Rum Mia," Blondie originally "Maria"
Rhonda Hindle
"Airy Man," Terry Gilkyson originally "Marianne"
Alanis More Upset
"Raw Me," Randy Newman originally "Marie"
Lance Cracker
"Ma, Read," Randy Newman originally "Marie"
Sutch
"Arlene Won The Mall," Suzanne Vega originally "Marlene On The Wall"
Julia Cox
"Marry Bea Mill," The Fifth Dimension originally "Marry Me, Bill"
Sarah Topsian
"Airy Man," Gore Gore Girls originally "Mary Ann"
Emily Lime
"Larry Had A Little Ma'am," Children's Songs originally "Mary Had A Little Lamb"
Some Kid
"Jerry Main," Rick James originally "Mary Jane"
Evil Olive
"Jerry Main," Rick James originally "Mary Jane"
Evil Olive
"Jerry Lane's Mast Dance," Tom Petty originally "Mary Jane's Last Dance"
On a ship's mast?
Sir Ron Norris
"Dairy Jane's Last Manse," Tom Petty originally "Mary Jane's Last Dance"
Eva Cave
"Larry Jane's Mast Dance," Tom Petty originally "Mary Jane's Last Dance"
On a ship's mast?
Sir Ron Norris
"Jerry Dane's Last Manse," Tom Petty originally "Mary Jane's Last Dance"
Eva Cave
"Jerry Dane's Mast Lance," Tom Petty originally "Mary Jane's Last Dance"
Eva Cave
"Jerry Inkman's," Pozo-Seco Singers originally "Mary Jenkins"
Lydia Idyl
"Jerry Lee Moans," Lindsey Buckingham originally "Mary Lee Jones"
Blake DeKalb
"Barry's? Maybe," The Tractors originally "Mary's Baby"
Kris Kringle Aguilera
"Cherry's Boy Mild," Traditional originally "Mary's Boy Child"
Frank N. Sentzmurrengold
"Mindy's In Area," Dido originally "Mary's In India"
Tess O. Gosset
"Prairie's Mayor," Danny Wilson originally "Mary's Prayer"
Eva Cave
"Pastor of Muppets," Metallica originally "Master of Puppets"
Chazm
"Pastor Of Muppets," Metallica originally "Master Of Puppets"
Jane Farnsworth
"The Plaster Man," Tamela Mann originally "The Master Plan"
Regina Haniger
"Pastor Meese," Atlantic Starr originally "Masterpiece"
Penelope Beckinsale
"The Stammer Plan," Oasis originally "The Masterplan"
Britney Spears into pruning hooks
"The Plaster Man," Oasis originally "The Masterplan"
Kirsten Abercrombie
"Bladders of Mud and Connection," Dashboard Confessional originally "Matters of Blood and Connection"
Lizzie
"Nay, The Booth Tree Moan," Flipper originally "May The Truth Be Known"
Regina Haniger
"Nay, The Truth Be Moan," Flipper originally "May The Truth Be Known"
Regina Haniger
"Nay, The Truth Be Mown," The Vaselines originally "May The Truth Be Known"
Lucy Slanks
"Bee And Maybe Brother," War originally "Me And Baby Brother"
Drew Scarymore
"Bee And Maybe Brother," War originally "Me And Baby Brother"
Drew Scarymore
"Bree And Baby Mother," War originally "Me And Baby Brother"
Drew Scarymore
"E And My Marrow," Harry Nillson originally "Me And My Arrow"
Regina Haniger
"Ye And Moo And A Bog Named Doo," Lobo originally "Me And You And A Dog Named Boo"
Rpollck
"He In Money," R.E.M. originally "Me In Honey"
Ned MacCamden
"Me Pin My Lace," Krysten Ritter originally "Me In My Place"
Renee Keener
"Plea In My Mace," Krysten Ritter originally "Me In My Place"
Renee Keener
"Me Pin My Lace," Krysten Ritter originally "Me In My Place"
Renee Keener
"Plea In My Mace," Krysten Ritter originally "Me In My Place"
Renee Keener
"Lee Mossed Me Cookie At The Disco," Sesame Street (TV) originally "Me Lost Me Cookie at the Disco"
Bellwether That Wants Its Ramparts Back
"Tee Moo," Meghan Trainor originally "Me Too"
Lefty Lucy
"Said "A Hen Mat"," Son Volt originally "Medicine Hat"
Rose Cathcart
"Meeting in the Dailies Room," Klymaxx originally "Meeting in the Ladies Room"
Wanda Pierce
"The Pleating Mace," XTC originally "The Meeting Place"
Regina Haniger
"The Pleating Mace," The Last Shadow Puppets originally "The Meeting Place"
Corinne Auterlehr
"Melon Molly Music Can," The Righteous Brothers originally "Melancholy Music Man"
Trevor Overt
"Melon Molly Music Can," The Righteous Brothers originally "Melancholy Music Man"
Trevor Overt
"Yellow Mellow," Donovan originally "Mellow Yellow"
Reverses the order of the two words!
Melissa Leo the Lion
"Melt Sty Heart To Moan," Adele originally "Melt My Heart To Stone"
Regina Haniger
"Melt High Mart To Stone," Adele originally "Melt My Heart To Stone"
Regina Haniger
"Telling Mice," Ladytron originally "Melting Ice"
Allison O'Silla
"Pelting Mott," Blue Mink originally "Melting Pot"
The Mole
"Pelting Mott," Blue Mink originally "Melting Pot"
The Mole
"Tremory Me," Sugar Creek originally "Memory Tree"
Karen Smith
"The Penn Mall Awes," Klymaxx originally "The Men All Pause"
Waldo D. Law
"Rarely We Mow A Lawn," Traditional originally "Merrily We Roll Along"
Oldtimer
"Warily Me Roll Along," Stephen Sondheim originally "Merrily We Roll Along"
Wary of correct grammar for one thing?
Regina Haniger
"Warily Me Roll Along," Stephen Sondheim originally "Merrily We Roll Along"
Wary of correct grammar for one thing?
Regina Haniger
"Merrill Tipper," Sabaton originally "Metal Ripper"
Lydia Idyl
"Tree Met, Though," Berlin originally "The Metro"
Condoleezza Rice Pilaf
"Michael, Show The Boat A Roar," The Highwaymen originally "Michael, Row The Boat Ashore"
H. Tim Smith
"She-Mel," The Beatles originally "Michelle"
Beegles
"Riddle Of The Mode," The Pretenders originally "Middle Of The Road"
Peter
"Riddle Of The Mode," The Pretenders originally "Middle Of The Road"
Regina Haniger
"Mid-blight nu," Melissa Manchester originally "Midnight Blue"
A Greek letter in middle of a blight means what?
Emily Lime
"Bid Night Mottle," Colbie Caillat originally "Midnight Bottle"
How could night mottle anything?
Regina Haniger
"Mid-Kite Now, Boy," John Barry originally "Midnight Cowboy"
Teresa Christie
"Mid-Kite Now, Boy," John Barry originally "Midnight Cowboy"
Teresa Christie
"Midnight Sum, The In Fried Out," The Black Crowes originally "Midnight From The Inside Out"
Reina Haniger
"Midfright Numb The Inside Out," The Black Crowes originally "Midnight From The Inside Out"
Reina Haniger
"Hid Night Over Money River," Valerie Carter originally "Midnight Over Honey River"
Ashley Bryant
"Might Have Hen Burr," Switchfoot originally "Might Have Ben Hur"
Olga Ruiz
"Piles a Mart," Yellowcard originally "Miles Apart "
Chris Chendo
"Piles a Mart," Yellowcard originally "Miles Apart "
Chris Chendo
"Milk Bough Clues," George Strait originally "Milk Cow Blues"
Adlai Alda
"Billion Dollar Mill," Whitney Houston originally "Million Dollar Bill"
Karen Smith
"Gained Mimes," John Lennon originally "Mind Games"
Natasha Bly
"Rearer In The Math Boom," English Beat originally "Mirror In The Bathroom"
Bellwether That Wants Its Ramparts Back
"Misery Is A Flutter By," Blonde Redhaed originally "Misery Is A Butterfly"
Emily Lime
"Misery Is A Flutter By," Blonde Redhaed originally "Misery Is A Butterfly"
Emily Lime
"Piss Emma Meal," Dishwalla originally "Miss Emma Peel"
Heck Noover Nuck
"Chris, You Like Maisie," Natalie Cole originally "Miss You Like Crazy"
Blake DeKalb
"Blister Moo," The Fleetwoods originally "Mister Blue"
Donna Gelpigi
"Mister Skewblei," ELO originally "Mister Blue Sky"
Blei is the German word for lead (the metal).
Feurzeug
"Fister Mire Eyes," Bonnie Guitar originally "Mister Fire Eyes"
Billy Reuben
"Missile Low And Hottie," Frank Sinatra originally "Mistletoe And Holly"
Lydia Helton
"Picks Sea A Merman," Adam Faith originally "Mix Me A Person"
Ned MacCamden
"Picks Me A Sermon," Adam Faith originally "Mix Me A Person"
Ned MacCamden
"Picks Me A Sermon," Adam Faith originally "Mix Me A Person"
Ned MacCamden
"Hawkingbird Mill," Patti Page originally "Mockingbird Hill"
Stan E. Cox-Hyde
"Modern Clay Donnie Band Eyed," Travis Tritt originally "Modern Day Bonnie And Clyde"
Blake DeKalb
"Modern Bay Donnie And Clyde," Travis Tritt originally "Modern Day Bonnie and Clyde"
Blake DeKalb
"Modern Bay Connie Band Lied," Travis Tritt originally "Modern Day Bonnie And Clyde"
Blake DeKalb
"Modern Kay Dane," I DON'T KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME originally "Modern Day Cain"
Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit
"Millie's Lops," Nirvana originally "Molly's Lips"
Tracy Frummond
"Lily's Mops," Nirvana originally "Molly's Lips"
Tracy Frummond
"Foments More Ever Faded," Funeral For A Friend originally "Moments Forever Faded"
Margo Gram
"Lone A Misa," Nat King Cole originally "Mona Lisa"
Oldtimer
"Done May Morning," Melanie Fiona originally "Monday Morning"
Marlene L. Ram
"Bunny Mac Guarantee," Jimmy Buffett originally "Money Back Guarantee"
Hmmm... never saw a bunny wearing a mac!
Nicole Velocin
"Honey Burns A Mole In My Pocket," Dean Martin originally "Money Burns A Hole In My Pocket"
Jane Farnsworth
"Funny, More Nothing," Dire Straits originally "Money For Nothing"
Harriet Henderson
"Gunny Makes The World Mow Round," Liza Minelli originally "Money Makes The World Go Round"
Regina Haniger
"Gunny Makes The World Mow Round," Liza Minelli originally "Money Makes The World Go Round"
Regina Haniger
"Gone Moose," Elephant's Memory originally "Mongoose"
Lina
"Monster Pin My Ants," B-52s originally "Monster In My Pants"
Dawn Anwad
"Mouster Month," The Popinjays originally "Monster Mouth"
British Bullcrap
"Dude For A May," Yes originally "Mood For A Day"
Janice Ferrell
"Food Or May Day," Yes originally "Mood For A Day"
Sonya Raynos
"Food Dora May," Yes originally "Mood For A Day"
Hopefully Dora May's not a human becoming food!
Sonya Raynos
"Dude For A May," Yes originally "Mood For A Day"
Janice Ferrell
"Food More A Day," Yes originally "Mood For A Day"
Sonya Raynos
"Rude Ming," Deborah Harry originally "Mood Ring"
Nicole Velocin
"Boon Maybe," Godsmack originally "Moon Baby"
Dionne Peacewick
"Tune Mock," Perry Como originally "Moon Talk"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Goon Merle," Barclay James Harvest originally "Moongirl"
Brittany James
"Loon, Fight Meals Right," Starbuck originally "Moonlight Feels Right"
Strange command to give a loon!
Lisa Basil
"Moon Fight Reels Light," Starbuck originally "Moonlight Feels Right"
Lisa Basil
"Loon, Fight Meals Right," Starbuck originally "Moonlight Feels Right"
Strange command to give a loon!
Lisa Basil
"Moon Fight Reels Light," Starbuck originally "Moonlight Feels Right"
Lisa Basil
"Loon Sight Marinade," Glenn Miller originally "Moonlight Serenade"
Lori Tirol
"Soon Light Marinade," Glenn Miller originally "Moonlight Serenade"
Lori Tirol
"Loon Might Serenade," Glenn Miller originally "Moonlight Serenade"
Lori Tirol
"Dune Might Lad Show," Mike Oldfield originally "Moonlight Shadow"
Toni Minot
"S'more Of My Elf," Incognito originally "More Of Myself"
Allison O'Silla
"War Men A-Thumbin'," The Bee Gees originally "More Than A Woman"
Regina Haniger
"More Than Surds Can Weigh," Alias originally "More Than Words Can Say"
Surd = a mathematical root (sq. rt, cube rt, etc.)
Salvador Dali Parton
"Corning Malls," Dashboard Confessional originally "Morning Calls"
Lizzie
"Force Mowed Core Suckers," Zebrahead originally "Morse Code For Suckers"
Renee Keener
"Course Sewed For Muckers," Zebrahead originally "Morse Code For Suckers"
Renee Keener
"Source Code For Muckers," Zebrahead originally "Morse Code For Suckers"
Brownie
"Course Mode For Suckers," Zebrahead originally "Morse Code For Suckers"
Renee Keener
"Coarse Mode Of Love," The Capris originally "Morse Code Of Love"
Lori Tirol
"Toast Wonderful Mime Of The Year," Andy Williams originally "Most Wonderful Time Of The Year"
Does one toast a mime out loud?
Donna Rand Blitzen
"The Toast Wonderful Mime Of The Year," Andy Williams originally "The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year"
Frank N. Sentzmurrengold
"Foe Town Millie," Boyz II Men originally "Motown Philly"
Lori Tirol
"Stoma Mover," Pastor Troy originally "Move To Mars"
Heidi Claire
"Atom Movers," Pastor Troy originally "Move To Mars"
Heidi Claire
"Mr. Stig Buff," Jean Knight originally "Mr. Big Stuff"
Spraychel Spray
"Mr. Crab Diver," Lenny Kravitz originally "Mr. Cab Driver"
Emily Lime
"Mr. Sighing Lee, Dad," The Critters originally "Mr. Dieingly Sad"
Nell Allen
"Mister Rack Forty," The Archies originally "Mr. Factory"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Mister Rack For Tea," The Archies originally "Mr. Factory"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Fister Tack Or Me," The Archies originally "Mr. Factory"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Lister, Loan Me," Bobby Vinton originally "Mr. Lonely"
Renee Keener
"Lister Moanly," Bobby Vinton originally "Mr. Lonely"
MOR
"Lister Mucky," Fools Gold originally "Mr. Lucky"
Gail McFarland
"Sister Mad," Marc Almond originally "Mr. Sad"
Mae Beam
"Tester Maxi," Girls Generation originally "Mr. Taxi"
Rhonda Hindle
"Tester Maxi," Girls Generation originally "Mr. Taxi"
Rhonda Hindle
"Dummy," Gucci Mane originally "Muddy"
Dawn Anwad
"Cull Of Tin Mire," Paul McCartney And Wings originally "Mull Of Kintyre"
Lydia Idyl
"Cull Of Tin Mire," Paul McCartney And Wings originally "Mull Of Kintyre"
Lydia Idyl
"Flirter On The Dance Moor," Sophie Ellis-Bextor originally "Murder On The Dancefloor"
R. Jeanine O'Succinate
"Flirter On The Manse Door," Sophie Ellis-Bextor originally "Murder On The Dancefloor"
R. Jeanine O'Succinate
"Music Socks Bander," Frank Mills originally "Music Box Dancer"
Duncan Moore
"Bust Me Dreaming," Frou Frou originally "Must Be Dreaming"
Job Lowe
"Bust Me, Santa," Hi-five originally "Must Be Santa"
Mark Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire
"Bust Sea Manta," Hi-Five originally "Must Be Santa"
Donna Rand Blitzen
"Gust Met Out," Maroon 5 originally "Must Get Out"
Lizzie
"My Maybe Left Bee," Arthur Crudup originally "My Baby Left Me"
Or maybe right bee?
Bellwether That Wants Its Ramparts Back
"Pie Mack Beiges," The Byrds originally "My Back Pages"
Ned MacCamden
"My Breast Fend," Weezer originally "My Best Friend"
Josh
"Fry Boy Bends Mack," The Angels originally "My Boyfriend's Back"
Bruce Curb
"Fry Boy Mends Back," The Angels originally "My Boyfriend's Back"
Bruce Curb
"Fry Boy Mends Mac," The Angels originally "My Boyfriend's Back"
Bruce Curb
"My Fave Brace," Paul McCartney originally "My Brave Face"
Alicia Sturdivant
"High Bucket's Got A Mole In It," Hank Williams Sr. originally "My Bucket's Got A Hole In It"
Dana Thompkins
"Kai Murse," Killswitch Engage originally "My Curse"
Belinda Trucklisle
"Dime Erection," Sum 41 originally "My Direction"
Lou Quilson
"My Sighing Flosser," Wilco originally "My Flying Saucer"
Janice Ferrell
"Fry Mend," Elliott Brood originally "My Friend"
Chris Chendo
"Fry Mend," JImi Hendrix originally "My Friend"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Thy Friend Moore," Angels Of Light originally "My Friend Thor"
Twila Paris Hilton
"Fry Mends," Red Hot Chili Peppers originally "My Friends"
Eva Cave
"Guy Merle," The Temptations originally "My Girl"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Guy Burl Mill," Jim Stafford originally "My Girl Bill"
Roy R. Pryor
"By Merle Gill," Jim Stafford originally "My Girl Bill"
Rhoda Rohr
"My Burl Gill," Jim Stafford originally "My Girl Bill"
Human Being
"Guy Merle Bill," Jim Stafford originally "My Girl Bill"
Roy R. Pryor
"Sigh "Girlfriend's Shower Mucks"," Goldfinger originally "My Girlfriend’s Shower Sucks"
Margo Gram
"My Girlfriend's Sour Shucks," Goldfinger originally "My Girlfriend’s Shower Sucks"
Ned MacCamden
"Shy Girlfriend's Sour Mucks," Goldfinger originally "My Girlfriend’s Shower Sucks"
Ned MacCamden
"My Give A Bam's Dusted," Jo Dee Messina originally "My Give A Damn's Busted"
Nonsensical, but original really is, too.
Gordy N. Knott
"My Guitar Wants To Mill Your Comma," Frank Zappa originally "My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama"
As sensible as any want attributed to a guitar
Sonya Raynos
"My Yang-Up Is Who," Freddie Hart originally "My Hang-Up Is You"
Bob
"High Nappy Mess," Connie Francis originally "My Happiness"
Marlene L. Ram
"Eye Happy Mending," Avril Lavigne originally "My Happy Ending"
Emily Lime
"My Dart Belongs To Haddie," Marilyn Monroe originally "My Heart Belongs To Daddy"
Kayla McSwain
"Nigh Mart Can't Tell You Ho," Rod Stewart originally "My Heart Can't Tell You No"
Linda Radnil
"High Mart Can't Tell You No," Rod Stewart originally "My Heart Can't Tell You No"
Linda Radnil
"High Mart Can't Tell You No," Rod Stewart originally "My Heart Can't Tell You No"
Linda Radnil
"High Mart Cries," Karyn White originally "My Heart Cries"
D. Melody Dole, MD
"My Art Has A Hind Of Its Moan," Connie Francis originally "My Heart Has A Mind Of Its Own"
Marge Pegram
"My Mart Has A Hind Of Its Own," Connie Francis originally "My Heart Has A Mind Of Its Own"
Marge Pegram
"High Fart Is A Mist," Papa Roach originally "My Heart Is A Fist"
Jessica Bielzebub
"High Part Is An Omen Book," Carl Dobkins Jr. originally "My Heart Is An Open Book"
Trevor Overt
"My Bart Is An Open Hook," Carl Dobkins Jr. originally "My Heart Is An Open Book"
Trevor Overt
"High Mart Is An Open Book," Carl Dobkins Jr. originally "My Heart Is An Open Book"
Trevor Overt
"Pie Heart Is An Omen Book," Carl Dobkins Jr. originally "My Heart Is An Open Book"
Trevor Overt
"High Mart Skips A Beat," Buck Owens originally "My Heart Skips A Beat"
Helen Back
"My Bart Skips A Heat," Buck Owens originally "My Heart Skips A Beat"
Eva Cave
"Guy Heart Will Mow On," Celine Dion originally "My Heart Will Go On"
Lou Quilson
"High Curry Mane," Jamie Scott originally "My Hurricane"
A horse's mane that's been much curried?
Tess O. Gosset
"My Tim Moral," Evanescence originally "My Immortal"
Marlene L. Ram
"Guy Mind Of Curl," Collin Raye originally "My Kind Of Girl"
Ned MacCamden
"Guy Kind Of Merle," Collin Raye originally "My Kind Of Girl"
Ned MacCamden
"Sty Life, Morrie," MxPx originally "My Life Story"
Lori Tirol
"Sigh "Life Would Muck Without You"," Kelly Clarkson originally "My Life Would Suck Without You"
Roy R. Pryor
"Pie Love Is Mink," Sugababes originally "My Love Is Pink"
Heather Brockwell
"Sigh, Lover Mindy," Marika Hackman originally "My Lover Cindy"
Lydia Idyl
"My Glover's On," Dido originally "My Lover's Gone"
Tess O. Gosset
"Nigh Might To Howl," Lorrie Morgan originally "My Night To Howl"
Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit
"My Cold Ten Hucky Ohm," Stephen Foster originally "My Old Kentucky Home"
Red Ruffcorn
"I Scold Mule," Steely Dan originally "My Old School"
Cynthia Avery
"My Cold Yellow "R"," Dan Seals originally "My Old Yellow Car"
A letter "R" that is cold and yellow
Rachel Stedman
"Eye Old Mellow Car," Dan Seals originally "My Old Yellow Car"
Rachel Stedman
"I Mold Yellow Car," Dan Seals originally "My Old Yellow Car"
Rachel Stedman
"I Moan "Hell"," Five Finger Death Punch originally "My Own Hell"
Flora Rolf
"My Pone Risen ," Creed originally "My Own Prison"
Mae Beam
"I Moan "Prison"," Creed originally "My Own Prison"
Mae Beam
"High Paper Mart," The All-American Rejects originally "My Paper Heart"
Linda Radnil
"High Paper Mart," The All-American Rejects originally "My Paper Heart"
Linda Radnil
"High Parents' Mouse," Hayden originally "My Parents' House"
Waldo D. Law
"Pie Match," Jim Noir originally "My Patch"
Evil Olive
"Pie Merman Mull Soon," Madison Park originally "My Personal Moon"
Fiona Pear
"Pie Sermon Mull Moon," Madison Park originally "My Personal Moon"
Fiona Pear
"Shy Ramona," The Knack originally "My Sharona"
H. Tim Smith
"High Simple Mart," The Three Degrees originally "My Simple Heart"
Dawn Anwad
"Sigh, Mister," Reba McEntire originally "My Sister"
Evil Olive
"Sky Men," Natalie Merchant originally "My Skin"
Faith Spencer
"Lye Meat Sword," George Harrison originally "My Sweet Lord"
Beegles
"My Sleet Ward," George Harrison originally "My Sweet Lord"
Blake DeKalb
"Nigh Tommy," The Brothers Four originally "My Tani"
Sonya Raynos
"High Third Mouse," Kings Of Leon originally "My Third House"
Fiona Pear
"Thigh Heard Mouse," Kings Of Leon originally "My Third House"
Fiona Pear
"High Third Mouse," Kings Of Leon originally "My Third House"
Marcia Todd
"Thigh Heard Mouse," Kings Of Leon originally "My Third House"
How can a thigh hear a mouse?
Taylor Dadsen
"Thy Herd Mouse," Kings Of Leon originally "My Third House"
Marcia Todd
"Why, Maeve?," Soundgarden originally "My Wave"
Rocky
"Why May?," Paul Anka originally "My Way"
B1982
"My World Is Whipping A Sleigh," Connie Francis originally "My World Is Slipping Away"
Multiplication Table Tennis Elbow Macaroni Penguin
"My Ty, Mime Flies!," Enya originally "My! My! Time Flies!"
Lori Tirol
"Guy Space Merle," The Afters originally "Myspace Girl"
Roy R. Pryor
"Spy Mace Girl," The Afters originally "Myspace Girl"
Roy R. Pryor
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