Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard country lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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The rain was a blessing
But it seemed hot at the time
or
But it seemed odd at the time
The rain was a blessing
But it seemed not at the time
Knowin' that I'll always have someone to hold for life
Wanna live the simple life, yeah
Know that I'll always have someone to hold
Oh I wanna live the simple life, yeah
And I feel like coming home
Nothing like coming home
It's all over. I love her
It's all over a lover
I run from pain
I run from hate
Your drinkin' heart will make you sleep
Your cheatin' heart will make you weep
It makes sense if you were drunk to make you sleep!
Hey, good movie
Whatcha got crooked?
Hey, good lookin'
Whatcha got cookin'?
And I'll be a gay
And I'll be OK
I'm talkin' about true love
A token of a true love
I don't apply
I don't reply
With a bottle of jackass pouring
With a bottle of Jack I was pouring
The tarnish on your toes
or
The varnish on your toes
The polish on your toes
Will you partake of that last coffee cup?
Will you partake of that last offered cup?
I fought the law, and no one
I fought the law, and the law won
"If You're Gonna Play in Texas" by
Alabama
That lead guitar is hot but not for Louise and Amanda
So rosin up that vocal lady love and let's all dance
That lead guitar is hot but not for "Louisiana Man"
So rosin up that bow for "Faded Love" and let's all dance
"If You're Gonna Play in Texas" by
Alabama
I remember down in Houston we were putting on a show
When a cowboy in the back stood up and yelled, "Uh-uh, Joe!"
I remember down in Houston we were putting on a show
When a cowboy in the back stood up and yelled, "Cotton-eye Joe!"
Other country songs available: [MISC] [A] [B] [C] [D] [E] [F] [G] [H] [I] [J] [K] [L] [M] [N] [O] [P] [Q] [R] [S] [T] [U] [V] [W] [X] [Y] [Z]