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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard country lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
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"Half The Way" by Crystal Gayle
Misheard Lyrics:
Build me up to the top
Original Lyrics:
Fill me up to the top
"Halfway" by Mimi Webb
Misheard Lyrics:
And my heart breaks, but scared of alone
Original Lyrics:
And I'm half brave, but scared of alone
"Halloween" by AFI
Misheard Lyrics:
Tic-Tacs hanging from poles.
Original Lyrics:
Dead cats hanging from poles.
"Halo" by Texas
Misheard Lyrics:
She has a halo.
We really don't know how
Well, she has a halo
Can you touch her heart
We really don't know how
Well, she has a halo
Can you touch her heart
Original Lyrics:
She has a halo
We really do adore her
for she has a halo
Can we touch her
We really do adore her
for she has a halo
Can we touch her
"Halo" by Texas
Misheard Lyrics:
She hasn't had enough
She really didn't try hard
for she hasn't had enough
endless sunshine
She really didn't try hard
for she hasn't had enough
endless sunshine
Original Lyrics:
For she has a halo
we really do adore her
for she has a halo
can we touch her
we really do adore her
for she has a halo
can we touch her
"Hanging By A Moment" by Lifehouse
Misheard Lyrics:
Hanging by a mole man
Original Lyrics:
Hanging by a moment
To the person who submitted this: This song is from the 2000's, not the 80s! This band didn't release anything prior to 2000, anyway.
"Hanging By A Moment" by Lifehouse
Misheard Lyrics:
Stuffing for truth
Original Lyrics:
Starving for truth
"Happy Birthday, Dear Heartache" by Barbara Mandrell
Misheard Lyrics:
Happy birthday, dear Harvey
Original Lyrics:
Happy birthday, dear heartache
"Happy Girl" by Martina McBride
Misheard Lyrics:
Cross my harp, I was so far gone
Original Lyrics:
Lost my hope, I was so far gone
"Happy Girl" by Martina McBride
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me access to it.
Original Lyrics:
Let the axis twirl.
"Happy Girl" by Martina McBride
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me at this world.
Original Lyrics:
Let the axis twirl.
"Hard Times" by Lacy J. Dalton
Misheard Lyrics:
But as long as there's a baby lyin'
There's still a lot of sights to see.
There's still a lot of sights to see.
Original Lyrics:
But as long as there's a bed to lie in
There's still a lot of sights to see.
There's still a lot of sights to see.
"Hard To Handle" by Black Crowes
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause your momma, I'm a show on the henna
Now dance around.
Now dance around.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause Mama, I'm sure hard to handle
Now, it gets around.
Now, it gets around.
"Hard to Handle" by Black Crowes
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause Mama, I'm showing off to Heatha now, I get around
Original Lyrics:
'Cause Mama, I'm sure hard to handle
Now, it gets around.
Now, it gets around.
"Hard Workin' Man" by Brooks and Dunn
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't go to hell
Original Lyrics:
I can't get ahead
"Harper Valley P.T.A." by Jeannie C. Riley
Misheard Lyrics:
And you're all Harper Valley here on trial
Original Lyrics:
And you're all Harper Valley hypocrites
"Harper Valley P.T.A." by Jeannie C. Riley
Misheard Lyrics:
The Harper Valley DCA
Original Lyrics:
The Harper Valley P.T.A.
"Harper Valley P.T.A" by Jeannie C. Riley
Misheard Lyrics:
And she said, 'Mom, I got to know you're from the Harper Valley P.T.A.'
Original Lyrics:
And she said, 'Mom, I got a note here from the Harper Valley P.T.A.'
"Have I Told You Lately?" by Rod Stewart
Misheard Lyrics:
Have I told you lately that you're my hero?
Original Lyrics:
Have I told you lately that I love you?
"Have You Ever Seen The Rain?" by Creedence Clearwater Revival
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone told me long ago, they's-a call me Bozo
Original Lyrics:
Someone told me long ago, there's a calm before the storm
"Have You Ever Seen The Rain?" by Creedence Clearwater Revival
Misheard Lyrics:
Til forever comes it goes
Through the circle, fast and slow
Through the circle, fast and slow
Original Lyrics:
Til forever, on it goes
Through the circle, fast and slow
Through the circle, fast and slow
"Have You Forgotten?" by Darryl Worley
Misheard Lyrics:
Some went down like heroes and that's just the way we feel.
Original Lyrics:
Some went down like heroes in that Pennsylvania field.
"A Headache Tomorrow (Or A Heartache Tonight)" by Mickey Gilley
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a headache tomorrow
And a heartache tonight.
And a heartache tonight.
Original Lyrics:
It's a headache tomorrow
Or a heartache tonight.
Or a heartache tonight.
"Heading for the Light" by The Traveling Wilburys
Misheard Lyrics:
And when the wind blew down
Original Lyrics:
And when the rain came down
"Heads Carolina, Tails California" by Jo Dee Messina
Misheard Lyrics:
A couple modern day motorists, searchin' for the promised land
Original Lyrics:
Couple modern day Moses', searchin' for the promised land
"Heads Carolina, Tails California" by Jo Dee Messina
Misheard Lyrics:
Hail Carolina! Hail California!
Original Lyrics:
Heads, Carolina Tails, California
"Heads Carolina, Tails California" by Jo Dee Messina
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got people in boxes.
Angel's daddy's still in Des Moines.
Angel's daddy's still in Des Moines.
Original Lyrics:
I got people in Boston.
Ain't your daddy still in Des Moines?
Ain't your daddy still in Des Moines?
"Heartache on the Dance Floor" by Jon Pardi
Misheard Lyrics:
She was a hot egg on the dance floor
Original Lyrics:
She was a heartache on the dance floor
"The Heartaches on Me" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Tonight, the hard eggs on me.
Original Lyrics:
Tonight the heartache's on me.
"Heartbreaker" by Mariah Carey
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a shame to be in Europe and weak.
Original Lyrics:
It's a shame to be so euphoric and weak.
"Heartbreaker" by Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
Thinking about what I shouldn't know
Original Lyrics:
Thinking about what I should have known
"Heart Break" by Lady Antebellum
Misheard Lyrics:
I think it's time to take a heart break, I'll date
Solo on a Saturday night
Solo on a Saturday night
Original Lyrics:
I think it's time to take a heart break, out late
Solo on a Saturday night
Solo on a Saturday night
"Heart Break" by Lady Antebellum
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm single for the summer, I won't be down
Original Lyrics:
I'm single for the summer, I won't rebound
"Heart Of Glass" by Blondie
Misheard Lyrics:
Jewish lie
Original Lyrics:
Bluish light
Looks like Blondie weren't anti-Semites after all.
"Heart Of Glass" by Blondie
Misheard Lyrics:
You tease me like a diddler
Original Lyrics:
You tease me like you do
"Heart of Glass" by Blondie
Misheard Lyrics:
Riding high almost to the blueish sky
Original Lyrics:
Riding high on love's true blueish lie
Lead singer Deborah Harry is hard to understand in this song; she needs to enunciate
"Heart on the Mend" by Sylvia
Misheard Lyrics:
Hard on the men
Time is the best medicine there is
Time is the best medicine there is
Original Lyrics:
Heart on the mend
Time is the best medicine there is
Time is the best medicine there is
"Heart Over Mind" by Lorrie Morgan
Misheard Lyrics:
He doesn't to me every time
Original Lyrics:
He does it to me every time
"Heart Over Mind" by Lorrie Morgan
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, he walked into my life, what a sad affair
Original Lyrics:
Well, he walked into my life full of savoir faire
"The Heart Won't Lie" by Vince Gill And Reba McEntire
Misheard Lyrics:
The hard-boiled life
Original Lyrics:
The heart won't lie.
"Heat Waves" by Glass Animals
Misheard Lyrics:
Late nights in the middle of a tune
Original Lyrics:
Late nights in the middle of June
"Heaven, Heartache and the Power of Love" by Trisha Yearwood
Misheard Lyrics:
And I say heartache is when you're down like hell
Original Lyrics:
And I say heartache can burn ya down like hell
"Heaven Is A Half Pipe" by OPM
Misheard Lyrics:
And Heaven would be just kickin' back
With Jesus, Pac, and my mom.
With Jesus, Pac, and my mom.
Original Lyrics:
And Heaven would be just kickin' back
With Jesus packin' my bong.
With Jesus packin' my bong.
"Heaven's Just A Sin Away" by The Kendalls
Misheard Lyrics:
Heaven's just a single way
Original Lyrics:
Heaven's just a sin away
"Heaven" by Los Lonely Boys
Misheard Lyrics:
Have fun, yes, have fun
Original Lyrics:
How far is Heaven?
"Hell and High Water" by T. Graham Brown
Misheard Lyrics:
It's Helen Highwater that you're going through
But come Helen Highwater, I'll be here waiting for you
But come Helen Highwater, I'll be here waiting for you
Original Lyrics:
It's hell and high water that you're going through
But come hell and high water, I'll be here waiting for you
But come hell and high water, I'll be here waiting for you
"He'll Have to Go" by Jim Reeves
Misheard Lyrics:
Put your sweat lips a little closer to the bone
Original Lyrics:
Put your sweet lips a little closer to the phone
"He'll Have to Go" by Jim Reeves
Misheard Lyrics:
Put your sweet lips a little closer to the foam.
Original Lyrics:
Put your sweet lips a little closer to the phone
"Hello Darlin'" by Conway Twitty
Misheard Lyrics:
Hello, Darlin'
Nice to see ya
It's been a long time
You're just as homely as you used to be.
Nice to see ya
It's been a long time
You're just as homely as you used to be.
Original Lyrics:
Hello, Darlin'
Nice to see ya
It's been a long time
You're just as lovely as you used to be.
Nice to see ya
It's been a long time
You're just as lovely as you used to be.
"Hello Darlin'" by Conway Twitty
Misheard Lyrics:
It's been a long time
And you're just as ugly.
And you're just as ugly.
Original Lyrics:
It's been a long time
And you're just as lovely.
And you're just as lovely.
"Hello Darlin'" by Conway Twitty
Misheard Lyrics:
You're just as ugly as we used to be.
Original Lyrics:
You're just as lovely as you used to be.
"Hello Darlin'" by Conway Twitty
Misheard Lyrics:
You're just as ugly as you used to be
Original Lyrics:
You're just as lovely as you used to be
"Hello Darlin'" by Conway Twitty
Misheard Lyrics:
You’re just as ugly as you used to be
Original Lyrics:
You're just as lovely as you used to be.
"Help Me Hold On" by Travis Tritt
Misheard Lyrics:
It's candy again.
Original Lyrics:
It can be again.
"Help Me Make It Through the Night" by Sammi Smith
Misheard Lyrics:
Like the shadows overboard
Original Lyrics:
Like the shadows on the wall
"Help Me Understand" by Trace Adkins
Misheard Lyrics:
All our friends and all our memories
Tell me how we soak them now.
Tell me how we soak them now.
Original Lyrics:
All our friends and all our memories
Tell me how we sort them out.
Tell me how we sort them out.
"Here For The Party" by Gretchen Wilson
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm here for the money.
Original Lyrics:
I'm here for the party.
"Here For The Party" by Gretchen Wilson
Misheard Lyrics:
So bring on the cowboys and pick up mines.
Original Lyrics:
So bring on cowboys and their pick-up lines.
"Here For The Party" by Gretchen Wilson
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I'm here for the 40.
Original Lyrics:
You know I'm here for the party.
"Here for the Party" by Gretchen Wilson
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm here for the hardy
Original Lyrics:
I'm here for the party
"Here for the Party" by Gretchen Wilson
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm here for the potty
Original Lyrics:
I'm here for the party
"Here I Am (Come and Take Me)" by UB40
Misheard Lyrics:
3 A.M., baby
Original Lyrics:
Here I am, baby
"Here's A Quarter (Call Someone Who Cares)" by Travis Tritt
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you come 'round here handin' me none of your lies.
Original Lyrics:
Don't you come 'round here handin' me none of your lines.
"Here's A Quarter (Call Someone Who Cares)" by Travis Tritt
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe one of your assorted affairs.
Original Lyrics:
Maybe one of your sordid affairs.
"Here's Your Sign" by Bill Engvall
Misheard Lyrics:
We're talking about the laundry man
Original Lyrics:
We're talking about the modern man
"Here’s Your Sign" by Bill Engvall
Misheard Lyrics:
Why didn’t they get the teacher?
Original Lyrics:
Why didn’t they get the picture?
"The Heretic Anthem" by Slipknot
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm fine, fine, fine.
You're sick, sick, sick.
You're sick, sick, sick.
Original Lyrics:
If you're 555
Then I'm 666.
Then I'm 666.
"The Heretic Anthem" by Slipknot
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm fine, fine, fine
And you're sick, sick, sick.
And you're sick, sick, sick.
Original Lyrics:
If you're 555
Then I'm 666.
Then I'm 666.
"Here We Go" by Pat Green
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, well here I go again, singin' in this dive
My Lone Star beer in my cereal, oh it's keepin' me alive.
My Lone Star beer in my cereal, oh it's keepin' me alive.
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, well here I go again, singin' in this dive
My Lone Star beer and my cigarette, oh it's keepin' me alive.
My Lone Star beer and my cigarette, oh it's keepin' me alive.
"Here You Come Again" by Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
All you gotta do is smile and smile.
Original Lyrics:
All you gotta do is smile that smile.
"Here You Come Again" by Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
All you gotta do is smile and smile
And they go on mighty fences
And they go on mighty fences
Original Lyrics:
All you gotta do is smile that smile
And there go all my defenses
And there go all my defenses
"Here You Come Again" by Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
And filling out my census
Original Lyrics:
And filling up my senses
"Here You Come Again" by Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
Here we go again
Original Lyrics:
Here you come again
"Here You Come Again" by Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
Lookin' better than a buddy has a right to
Original Lyrics:
Lookin' better than a body has a right to
"Here You Come Again" by Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
Messing up my mind, and filling out my census.
Original Lyrics:
You're messing up my mind, and filling up my senses.
"Here You Come Again" by Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
Miracles again
Original Lyrics:
Here you come again
"Here You Come Again" by Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
You're messing up my mind, and filling out my sentences.
Original Lyrics:
You're messing up my mind, and filling up my senses.
"Her Man" by Gary Allan
Misheard Lyrics:
I put her on the back burner while I was out on the lake.
Original Lyrics:
Well I've put her on the back burner while I was out on the make.
"Her Man" by Gary Allan
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a little bit late, but I'm wise enough
Original Lyrics:
I'm a little bit late but I'm wising up
"Her Man" by Gary Allan
Misheard Lyrics:
I've had misadventures, I've even got dentures.
Original Lyrics:
I've had misadventures, I've even got pictures.
"Hero" by Enrique Iglesias
Misheard Lyrics:
I can pee your hero.
Original Lyrics:
I can be your hero.
"He's Alive" by Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
Liked it, came from everywhere
Drove shadows around the room.
Drove shadows around the room.
Original Lyrics:
Light that came from everywhere
Drove shadows from the room.
Drove shadows from the room.
"He's So Shy" by The Pointer Sisters
Misheard Lyrics:
Please, sunshine.
Original Lyrics:
He's so shy.
"He Stopped Loving Her Today" by George Jones
Misheard Lyrics:
And soon they'll carry Amway.
Original Lyrics:
And soon they'll carry him away.
"He Stopped Loving Her Today" by George Jones
Misheard Lyrics:
They place a wreath upon his dog.
Original Lyrics:
They placed a wreath upon his door.
"He Stopped Loving Her Today" by George Jones
Misheard Lyrics:
They placed Aretha on his door.
Original Lyrics:
They placed a wreath upon his door.
"He Stopped Loving Her Today" by George Jones
Misheard Lyrics:
They placed a rig upon his dog
Original Lyrics:
They placed a wreath upon his door
"He Talks to Me" by Lorrie Morgan
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe his balance ends
Original Lyrics:
Maybe his callused hands
"(Hey Baby) Que Paso" by Texas Tornadoes
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Baby, kick my door!
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Baby, que paso?
"Hey Cinderella" by Suzy Bogguss
Misheard Lyrics:
You screamed and laughed when I got up insane
Original Lyrics:
You screamed and laughed when I got up and sang
"Hey, Good Lookin'" by Hank Williams
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, good movie
Whatcha got crooked?
Whatcha got crooked?
Original Lyrics:
Hey, good lookin'
Whatcha got cookin'?
Whatcha got cookin'?
"Hey, Good Lookin'" by Hank Williams
Misheard Lyrics:
Whatcha got crooked?
Original Lyrics:
Whatcha got cookin'?
"Hey Leonardo (She Likes Me For Me)" by Blessid Union of Souls
Misheard Lyrics:
She likes me for me
Not because I talk like Dirty Harry
Make a laugh just like Jim Carrey
I'm like the Cable Guy.
Not because I talk like Dirty Harry
Make a laugh just like Jim Carrey
I'm like the Cable Guy.
Original Lyrics:
She likes me for me
Not because I'm tough like Dirty Harry
Make her laugh just like Jim Carrey
Unlike the Cable Guy.
Not because I'm tough like Dirty Harry
Make her laugh just like Jim Carrey
Unlike the Cable Guy.
"Hey Nineteen" by Steely Dan
Misheard Lyrics:
Way back when, in '67
I was a gambler, gemini.
I was a gambler, gemini.
Original Lyrics:
Way back when, in '67
I was the dandy of Gamma Chi.
I was the dandy of Gamma Chi.
"High Hopes" by Panic! At the Disco
Misheard Lyrics:
I always had high high hopes for Eleven
Original Lyrics:
Had to have high high hopes for a livin'
"High On A Mountain Top" by Marty Stuart
Misheard Lyrics:
As I listen to the breeze, West Virginia through the trees
Original Lyrics:
As I listen to the breeze, whisper gently through the trees
"High On A Mountain" by Del McCoury
Misheard Lyrics:
Jumping through the trees
Original Lyrics:
Gently through the trees
"Highwayman" by Highwaymen
Misheard Lyrics:
Many a young maid lost her morals to my frame.
Original Lyrics:
Many a young maid lost her baubles to my trade.
"Highwayman" by Highwaymen
Misheard Lyrics:
Many a young maid lost their mothers to my trade.
Original Lyrics:
Many a young maid lost her baubles to my trade.
"The Highwayman" by The Highwaymen
Misheard Lyrics:
The masters hung me in the spring of twenty-five.
Original Lyrics:
The bastards hung me in the spring of twenty-five.
"Highway Patrol" by Junior Brown
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a scar on my car and a scar on my chest
Original Lyrics:
Got a star on my car and a star on my chest
"Highway To Hell" by AC/DC
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a Nigger on a one-way ride.
Original Lyrics:
Season ticket on a one way ride.
"Hillbilly Rap" by Neal McCoy
Misheard Lyrics:
And then one day he was shootin' at some fools
And up through the ground, came the bubble land crew.
And up through the ground, came the bubble land crew.
Original Lyrics:
And then one day, he was shootin' at some food
And up through the ground, came some bubbling crude.
And up through the ground, came some bubbling crude.
"Hillbilly Rap" by Neal McCoy
Misheard Lyrics:
And then one day he was shooting at some fools,
and up through the ground, came the bubble land crew
and up through the ground, came the bubble land crew
Original Lyrics:
And then one day, he was shooting at some food,
and up through the ground, came some bubbling crude
and up through the ground, came some bubbling crude
"Hillbilly Shoes" by Montgomery Gentry
Misheard Lyrics:
Might kick a little s*** into you.
Original Lyrics:
Might kick a little sense into you.
"Hillbilly Shoes" by Montgomery Gentry
Misheard Lyrics:
You work all day in the mud on fire
Might even kick a little sh*t into you
Might even kick a little sh*t into you
Original Lyrics:
You work all day in the muck and the mire
Might even kick a little sense into you
Might even kick a little sense into you
"Hold Me" by K.T. Oslin
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't kiss me like we're married,
kiss me like her brother
kiss me like her brother
Original Lyrics:
Don't kiss me like we're married,
kiss me like we're lovers
kiss me like we're lovers
"Hold On To Me" by John Michael Montgomery
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold on to me when theres no men around
or
Hold on to me when theres no mental greyhound.
or
Hold on to me when theres no mental greyhound.
Original Lyrics:
Hold on to me when there's no middle ground.
"Hold On To Me" by John Michael Montgomery
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold on to me when your world's going down.
or
Hold on to me when I'm going to drowned.
or
Hold on to me when I'm on the ground.
or
Hold on to me when I'm going to drowned.
or
Hold on to me when I'm on the ground.
Original Lyrics:
hold on to me when there's no middle ground.
"Hollow Eyes" by Red Lorry Yellow Lorry
Misheard Lyrics:
You shouldn't see her
Original Lyrics:
You should have seen her
"Home On The Range" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Home, home on the range
Where the deer and the cantelope play.
Where the deer and the cantelope play.
Original Lyrics:
Home, home on the range
Where the deer and the antelope play.
Where the deer and the antelope play.
"Home on the Range" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the deer and the anvil will play
Original Lyrics:
Where the deer and the antelope play
"Home on the Range" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the deer and the cantaloupe play
Original Lyrics:
Where the deer and the antelope play
"Home To You" by John Michael Montgomery
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit my brain but that's okay
I get to come home to you.
I get to come home to you.
Original Lyrics:
It might rain but that's okay
I get to come home to you.
I get to come home to you.
"Homewrecker" by Gretchen Wilson
Misheard Lyrics:
Homewrecker, I know what you're doin'
Ya think you're gonna reel with what I got?
Ya think you're gonna reel with what I got?
Original Lyrics:
Homewrecker, I know what you're doin'
Ya think you're gonna ruin what I got?
Ya think you're gonna ruin what I got?
"Home" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
They built a barn that's strong enough to stand the test of time
Original Lyrics:
They built a bond that's strong enough to stand the test of time
"Honey I'm Home" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Honey, I'm home and I eat fried rice
Original Lyrics:
Honey I'm home and I had a hard day
"Honey I'm Home" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
This couldn't be worse than being a mess.
Original Lyrics:
This could be worse than PMS.
"Honey, I'm Home" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit it!
Original Lyrics:
Fiddles!
This is spoken at the beginning of the song before the fiddles break in.
"Honey, I'm Home" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Honey, I'm home, I had a heartache
Original Lyrics:
Honey, I'm home, and I had a hard day
"Honey, I'm Home" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
This could be worse than PBS
Original Lyrics:
This could be worse than PMS
"Honey, I'm Home" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
This could be worse than UPS
Original Lyrics:
This could be worse than PMS
"Honey Nut Cheerios" by Commercial
Misheard Lyrics:
It's gonna touch your tummy
With the taste of nuts and honey.
With the taste of nuts and honey.
Original Lyrics:
It's gonna tempt your tummy
With the taste of nuts and honey.
With the taste of nuts and honey.
"Honkey Tonk Man" by Dwight Yoakam
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I'm a honkey tonk man in a hayseed style.
Original Lyrics:
Well I'm a honkey tonk man and I can't seem to stop.
"Honky Tonk Badonkadonk" by Trace Adkins
Misheard Lyrics:
Her badonkadonka took a dump
Original Lyrics:
Honky tonk badonkadonk
"Honky Tonk Badonkadonk" by Trace Adkins
Misheard Lyrics:
Honky tonk with Donkey Kong.
Original Lyrics:
Honky Tonk Badonkadonk
"Honky Tonk Badonkadonk" by Trace Adkins
Misheard Lyrics:
Honky tonk, but donkey don't
Original Lyrics:
Honky Tonk Badonkadonk
"Honky Tonk Badonkadonk" by Trace Adkins
Misheard Lyrics:
Like Poppycock
Original Lyrics:
Like Donkey Kong
"Honky Tonk Badonkadonk" by Trace Adkins
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a poppycock
Original Lyrics:
Like Donkey Kong
"Honky Tonk Badonkadonk" by Trace Adkins
Misheard Lyrics:
Like old King Kong
Original Lyrics:
Like Donkey Kong
"Honky Tonk Badonkadonk" by Trace Adkins
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, the honky tonk, the donkey dump
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, that honky tonk badonkadonk
"Honky Tonk Merry-Go-Round" by Patsy Cline
Misheard Lyrics:
So ration those blues that you left with me.
or
Sure, ration those blues that you left with me.
or
Serration those blues that you left with me.
or
Sure, ration those blues that you left with me.
or
Serration those blues that you left with me.
Original Lyrics:
Still racin' those blues that you left with me.
"Honky Tonk U" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
At night, she'd let me slink out
Of the kitchen and set up the band.
Of the kitchen and set up the band.
Original Lyrics:
Then at night, she'd let me sneak out
Of the kitchen and let me sit in with the band.
Of the kitchen and let me sit in with the band.
"Honky Tonk U" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
I had sex with quarterbacks
And broke my share of bones along the way.
And broke my share of bones along the way.
Original Lyrics:
I sacked quarter backs
And broke my share of bones along the way.
And broke my share of bones along the way.
"Honky Tonk U" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a red, white and blue cracker with a honky tonk hue.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a red, white and blue blood graduate of Honky Tonk U.
"Hotel California" by The Eagles
Misheard Lyrics:
Amanda's definitely twisted.
Original Lyrics:
Her mind is Tiffany twisted.
"House Carpenter" by Nickel Creek
Misheard Lyrics:
Myself or my gold
Original Lyrics:
My silver or my gold
"House on Fire" by Mimi Webb
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna set your house on fire
Original Lyrics:
Imma set your house on fire
"How Bizarre" by OMC
Misheard Lyrics:
Help is all, Help is all
Original Lyrics:
How bizarre, how bizarre
"How Can I Write on Paper" by Jim Reeves
Misheard Lyrics:
Words to you could last no longer than it takes me to drive
Original Lyrics:
Words to you would last no longer than it takes ink to dry
"How Deep Is Your Love" by Bee Gees
Misheard Lyrics:
Come to me on a submarine
Original Lyrics:
Come to me on a summer breeze
"How Do I Live?" by LeAnn Rimes
Misheard Lyrics:
How about heaven? Heaven survives!
Original Lyrics:
How will I ever, ever survive?
"How Do I Live?" by LeAnn Rimes
Misheard Lyrics:
There'd be no woman for me.
Original Lyrics:
There'd be no world left for me.
"How Do You Like Me Now" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
And your kids live right down the hall
Original Lyrics:
And your kids hear you crying down the hall
"How Forever Feels?" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna know how the river feels.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna know how forever feels.
"How Forever Feels" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
All of my life that I've spent humpin'.
Original Lyrics:
All of my life that I've spent hopin'.
"How Forever Feels" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
Big orange balls swimming in the water
Original Lyrics:
Big orange ball sinking in the water
"How Forever Feels" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to know how the river feels.
Original Lyrics:
I want to know how forever feels.
"How Forever Feels" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
Richard Daley feels
Original Lyrics:
Richard Petty feels
"How Forever Feels" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
Say, to the monks, 'Bought a little diamond.'
Original Lyrics:
Saved, two months. Bought a little diamond.
"How Forever Feels" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
Toast in the sand couldn't get much hotter.
Original Lyrics:
Toes in the sand couldn't get much hotter.
"How Forever Feels" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
Toast in the sink, couldn't get much hotter.
Original Lyrics:
Toes in the sand, couldn't get much hotter.
"How Forever Feels" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm a fugitive and ready to come
Original Lyrics:
When I'm a fugitive and ready to run
"How I Feel" by Martina McBride
Misheard Lyrics:
My hotel on the 4th of July
Original Lyrics:
My hometown on the 4th of July
"How It Hits You" by Jon Anderson
Misheard Lyrics:
Howard hits you.
Original Lyrics:
How it hits you.
"How Was I To Know" by John Michael Montgomery
Misheard Lyrics:
How was Idaho?
Original Lyrics:
How was I to know?
"How Your Love Makes Me Feel" by Diamond Rio
Misheard Lyrics:
Big strips of beef and it scares you to death
Original Lyrics:
Fate skips a beat and it scares you to death
"Hurt" by Johnny Cash
Misheard Lyrics:
What have I become? My Swedish friend.
Original Lyrics:
What have I become? My sweetest friend.
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