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Sweet dizzy comes calling.
Sweet deceit comes calling.
My love is Rap-Logical.
Your drug is a heartbreaker.
Ok, let's get a hand on this mosh pit.
Ok, let's handle the small s***.
About all I'm gonna do when I turn down this road.
About all I'm gonna do when I climb down off this pole.
Got lost in a bathroom stall
Southern girl with a sky-lit drawl.
Blood loss in a bathroom stall,
Southern girl with a scarlet drawl.
Hard times for Mister Know-it-all.
Sarcastic Mister Know-it-all.
My brother's shed is a lovely blue.
With the birds I share this lonely view.
Saw Captain Mr. know it all.
Sarcastic Mister Know-it-all.
She's got a tushy that I wish you saw.
Scar tissue that I wish you saw.
Skycaptain is a know it all
Sarcastic Mister Know-it-all.
Summer girl with a push-up bra
Young Kentucky girl in a push-up bra
Where the birds s***s a lonely veiw
With birds I'll share a lonely view.
With purple sheds of lone misuse
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
With the bird s***, it's a lonely view
With birds I'll share this lonely view.
With the birds I share this lonely of you.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
With the birds I shave such a lonely view.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
With the burden shared, it's so lonely with you.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
With the burdens shared, it's a lonely view.
With the birds I'll share a lonely view.
With the burning shed, it's a lonely view.
or
With the bird in chains, it's a lonely view.
With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
With the buzz of shades, it's so lonely of you.
or
With the blood, we shed it's a lonely view.
or
With the birds of shame, it's a long way too.
or
From the birds' eye share, it's a lonely view.
With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
I love sex and booze
I'm just secondhand news
A pretty face can't hide, uneven mine.
A pretty face can hide an evil mind.
A secret Asian man
Secret agent man
She craves Asian man
Secret agent man
The secret of a life is in every man's eyes.
The secret of life is in Marilyn's eyes.
The cigarette life
The secret of life
All the way up to Micano Peak.
All the way up to Micanopy.
All the way up to Nick Nolte.
All the way up to Micanopy.
I listened close and I heard the ghost
Of R.C. Molokai
I listened close and I heard the ghost
Of Osceola cry.
Osceola Clyde
Osceola cry
Row, row seven old men
Blow, blow seminole wind
Row, row seven old wind
Blow, blow seminole wind
So blow, blow, sentimental women.
So blow, blow, Seminole wind.
The alligators and the car.
The alligators and the gar.
'Gar' refers to a type of fish.
Friendly neighbors say that's where we wee.
Friendly neighbors there, that's where we meet.
Sunny days
Sleepin' the clouds away
On my way to where the hair is clean.
Sunny day
Sweepin' the clouds away
On my way to where the air is sweet.
Cinnamon Joe ain't washing the floor
Set 'em up, Joe, and play "Walking the Floor"
Cinnamon Joe claims he's washing the floor
Set 'em up, Joe, and play "Walking the Floor"
Set the knob to music.
Set the night to music.
Spend the night in prison
Set the night to music.
This land is flat
As it is Maine.
This land it flat
As it is mean.
Seven wonders called to man.
'Seven wonders', crowed the man.
Don't bother, Colin, to say you're leaving alone.
Don't bother calling to say you're leaving alone.
Plenty of times to be someone you're not.
or
Splitting your dice to be someone you're not.
There's plenty of dives to be someone you're not
Rudolph Dimpty, why don't you come around?
Boulevard's empty, why don't you come around?
So who does your pants belong to today?
So who does your past belong to today?
spending your dimes to be something you’re not…
splitting your dice to be something you’re not
I smell sacks of candy
I smell sex and candy
Asthma sex and candy
I smell sex and candy
Editor's note: The full title of this song is "Sex And Candy"; it even says so on the album notes.
You can give it to me
When I need the gum alone.
You can give it to me
When I need to come along.
"Shaggin' On The Boulevard" by
Alabama
Dancin'
Shaggin' on the bowling balls.
Dancin'
Shaggin' on the boulevard.
"Shaggin' On The Boulevard" by
Alabama
Dancin'
Shakin' on the boulevard.
Dancin'
Shaggin' on the boulevard.
Just time spent on the face
Just icing on the cake
Ah, shake it to the trees,
I feel your love falling all around me.
I'll shake the sugar tree,
'Til I feel your love falling all around me.
Get up, get down
Shake your body won't ya' go get down.
Let's dance, let's shout
Shake your body down to the ground.
I'll never reach the ground
or
I'll never leave the ground
I'll never meet the ground
I don't have a coward now
I don't have the power now
I'm Seamus!
I'm shameless
I'm Shaneless.
I'm shameless.
I'm changin'.
I'm shameless.
I'm shaveless when it comes to lovin' you
I'll do it if you want me to.
I'm shameless when it comes to lovin' you
I'll do anything you want me to.
I'm shaveless.
I'm shameless.
I'm shavin' like a man is supposed to do
I'll do anything you want me to.
I'm shameless when it comes to lovin' you
I'll do anything you want me to.
I'm shavin'.
I'm shameless.
I'm shaving.
I'm shameless.
I'm shaving
Shaving down the boulevard.
I'm shameless
I don't have the power now.
I'm shaving
I'm shameless
Saddle my Ham
It's out of my hands
She sat on my hands!
It's out of my hands!
F*** you in the dark
Kept you in the dark
I was trying to be someone,
played my part, kicked you in the jaw
I was trying to be someone,
played my part, kept you in the dark
She ate the girl for you.
She ain't the girl for you.
'Cause she looks like a flower, but she stinks like a beast.
'Cause she looks like a flower, but she stings like a bee.
"She Can't Burn Me Now" by Del McCoury Band
Chicken burn me now
I'm fireproof!
She can't burn me now
I'm fireproof!
I saw your car, it's sweet.
or
I saw your card, it's sweet.
I saw the car seat.
She don't know she's Betty Ford.
She don't know she's beautiful.
She don't know she's beautiful
Hecra pock recline.
She don't know she's beautiful
Never crossed her mind.
What the f**k it's all about.
What the fuss is all about
I've got dreams to sodomize.
I've got dreams in this heart of mine.
So she wrote it out in lipstick on your slot machine
So she wrote it out in lipstick on your satin sheets
When God speaks to women, you ain't got a clue
For God's gift to women you ain't got a clue
Over the lemon.
Over the limit.
Well, I said, 'Fred, don't take her, she's all I got.'
Well, I said, 'Friend, don't take her, she's all I got.'
Tracy Byrd's cover version was titled "Don't Take Her (She's All I Got)"
Well, I said, 'Fred--don't take her, she's all I got.'
Well, I said, 'Friend--don't take her, she's all I got.'
Calls them on her second phone
Calls the mall her second home
She's a bubble bath in Kansas.
She's a bubble bath and candles.
She's a bubble bath mechanic.
She's a bubble bath and candles.
I'd beat the devil to replace her.
I'd pay the devil to replace her.
But the fool in him that walked out
Is the fool who just wanted it.
But the fool in him that walked out
Is the fool who that just won't ask.
His says, 'I'll succeed'
Hers says, 'I'll fail'.
He's sinkin' at sea
Her sails are filled.
All of my live I've spent a humpin'.
All of my life I've spent a hopin'.
You yourself was just a hasty cowboy who didnt have a road to hold
or
And you yourself was just a hayseed plowboy And didn't have a roterho
or
And you yourself was just a hayseed plowboy And didn't have a roterho
And you yourself was just a hayseed plowboy And didn't have a row to hoe
Chicken love, chicken boy
She's in love with the boy.
Katie looks at Tommy who has to look at you.
Katie looks at Tommy like I still look at you.
She's in love with a Ford
She's in love with the boy
Watching the chick inspect the ground
Watching the chickens peck the ground
When it comes to brains
He's got the shortest lovestick.
When it comes to brains
He's got the short end of the stick.
You yourself was just a hay seed plowboy
and didn't have a motor hoe
You yourself was just a hay seed plowboy
and didn't have a row to how
You yourself were just a hasty plow boy who didn't have a road of hope
or
You yourself was just a hasty foul boy, who didn't have a motor home
or
You yourself were just a lazy cowboy, who didn't have a motor home
or
You yourself were just a lazy cowboy, who didn't have a motor home
You yourself were just a hayseed plowboy who didn't have a row to hoe
And you yourself was just an AC plowboy
When you yourself was just a hayseed plowboy
He says my high school ring will have to do
'Til I can find a wedding van
He says my high school ring will have to do
'Til I can buy a wedding band
You yourself was just a hayseed plowboy without a road of hope.
You yourself were just a hayseed plowboy who didn't have a row to hoe
Jesus, an old love turned memory.
She's just an old love turned memory.
Like spaghetti fallin' down all night
Like confetti falling down all night
She sits quietly there, black water in a jar.
She sits quietly there like water in a jar.
She's my Cabaret.
She's my kind of rain.
She's my cabaret.
She's my kind of rain.
She's my can of Raid.
She's my kind of rain.
She's my cataract.
She's my kind of rain.
She is a waitress, she is a judge
She is a teacher, she is a woman in love.
She is a waitress, she is a judge
She is a teacher, she's every woman in the world.
She is belated
She is your waitress
Cheese not the cheatin' kind
She's not the cheatin' kind
She's really cheap and kind
She's not the cheatin' kind
Like Cleopatra, Joan of Arc or advertising
Like Cleopatra, Joan of Arc or Aphrodite
No touch of silicone
No tucks or silicone
No tucks or Santa Clause
No tucks or silicone
She's so high
Like Cleopatra, shown to f*** hermaphrodite.
She's so high
Like Cleopatra, Joan of Arc, or Aphrodite.
We'll see gay men's cars and pickup trucks.
Well she ain't into cars or pickup trucks.
A big ol' pile of s***...work
A big ol' pile of shiftwork
Honey, you are my China star.
Honey, you are a shining star.
Song is from 80, not 70-anything
This indecision's bugging me
El calzoncillo me molesta.
This indecision's bugging me
Esta indecision me molesta.
"Calzoncillo" is the Spanish word for underwear.
Show me heaven
Cover me
Leave me pregnant
Show me heaven please
Show me heaven
Cover me
Leave me breathless
Show me heaven please
A couple zip codes and a cup full of bait
A couple Zebcos and a cup full of bait
There's something about the silent times attracting me to you
There's something about the silent type attracting me to you
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" by
REM
Call me Cheryl Baker.
Call me when you try to wake her up.
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" by
R.E.M
Call me Chuck Baker
Call me when you try to wake her up
"The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" by
R.E.M.
Only Cheryl Baker
Only to wake her up
A-M-A-bay!
Here I am, Baby!
Don't mistake confusion for looking for a fight.
Like a sick domestic abuser looking for a fight.
Like a sick dumb-a**-d*ck abuser
Lookin' for a fight.
Like a sick domestic abuser
Lookin' for a fight.
And I feel like coming home
Nothing like coming home
Knowin' that I'll always have someone to hold for life
Wanna live the simple life, yeah
Know that I'll always have someone to hold
Oh I wanna live the simple life, yeah
Single wide female
Single White Female
'Cause somewhere on that ocean
I know she's gotta pee.
'Cause somewhere on that ocean
I know she's gotta be.
We gotta sink the Bismark 'cause the world will all be f___ed
We gotta sink the Bismark 'cause the world depends on us
On a mission to make something happen
I got a lot of love looking for Samson
We'll do a little mattress dancin
On a mission to make something happen
Feel like delilah looking for Samson
I'll do alittle mattress dancin'
On a mission to make something happen,
Feel like I'm looking for the sun
On a mission to make something happen,
Feel like Deliah looking for Samson
Slit you wit some scissorz
Sippin on sum sizzurp
I'm sitting down here, but hey, you can't see me
Carotene whispering on since my stay
Not really heading off like a shadow.
I'm sitting down here, but hey, you can't see me
Kinda invisible, you don't sense my stay
Not really hiding, not like a shadow.
I see see is a chicken on down the line
Well, I'm a little overweight and my law book's 'way behind
But nothing bothers me tonight.
I can dance on the scales tonight.
ICC is a checking on down the line
Well, I'm a little overweight and my lo book's 'way behind
But nothing bothers me tonight.
I can dodge all the scales tonight.
I've got 10-4 gears and a Georgie Euler drive.
I've got 10 forward gears and a Georgia overdrive.
Andria adds: "10-4 is a CB address, not a gear ratio. I don't know who Georgie Euler is or if he even exists, and a Georgia Overdrive is neutral gear on a tractor-trailer rig."
I've got my diesel revved up
She's a-runnin' like a Liberty Ford.
I've got my diesel wound up
And she's running like never before.
"The Six O'Clock Train And A Girl With Green Eyes" by
John Hartford
And a girl with three eyes.
And a girl with green eyes.
You're the hideous,
The ugliest girl I have ever seen.
You're the prettiest,
The loveliest girl I have ever seen.
I sold my soul for the company dole.
I owe my soul to the company store.
I sold my soul to the company store.
I owe my soul to the company store.
Oh, Lord, you're six feet tall, and what do you get?
You load sixteen tons, and what do you get?
Merle Travis' version of this song came out in the 1940's, so selecting 50's would be incorrect. Use either "misc" or "country" (since it *is* a country song).
Yes he's a maniac Kentucky coal miner.
Yes sir there's a-many a Kentucky coal miner.
Yuh load sixteen tons
And what do you get
Another deodorant, deeper in debt
Yuh load sixteen tons
And what do you get
Another day older and deeper in debt
Now he's a superstar, still learnin' on his guitar.
Now he's a superstar, slammin' on his guitar.
Now he's a superstar, still livin' off his guitar.
Now he's a superstar, still slammin' on his guitar.
She was a boy, he was a girl
What on Earth happened to both of them?
He was a boy, she was a girl
Can I make it any more obvious?
I see nothin' in a different way
It's my moment so I just gotta stay
Nothin' is everything
I see nothin' in a different way
It's my moment so I just gotta say
Nothin' is everything
I should be lying in the U.S. bed
or
I should be lying in the U.S.A.
I should be lying with you instead
I should've relied on the USA.
I should be lying with you instead.
If someone like you comes knockin'
I'll start runnin' as fast as I can.
If someone like you comes my way
I'll start runnin' as fast as I can.
Since you left me, boy, I've been doing the best that I can.
Since you let me go, I've been doing the best that I can.
I've got my reasons to complain
And they're tangled in red wine and bloom
I've got my reasons to complain
And they're tangled in red, white, and blue
Catch my game show
Smack my bitch up
Snap my picture
Smack my bitch up.
There's an Elvis movie on the 'Marquis' sign.
There's an Elvis movie on the marquee sign.
Hug a rague band from Seattle
A garage band from Seattle
"Smells Like Teen Spirit" by
Nirvana
A burrito
In my Speedo
Yay!
A mosquito
My libido
Yay!
And even if it tells me
And even if it kills me
Kiss me twice 'til we die
Kiss me twice for goodbye
Slow-motion Walter, the fire engine guy
Smoke on the water, a fire in the sky
Smoke under water
Fire in disguise.
Smoke on the water
Fire in the sky.
Snow covered horses
Smoke on the water
So, Cousin Walter...
Smoke on the water
Listenin' to the teacher that's just not my bag.
Listenin' to the teacher rap just ain't my bag.
I need the cocaine.
I need the cocaine, the cocaine I need.
So, Annie, are you okay?
Annie, are you okay, are you okay, Annie?
She was sitting at the table, you could see she was emo.
So she ran into the bedroom,she was struck down it was bloody.
She was sitting at the table, he could see she was able.
So she ran into the bedroom, she was struck down it was her doom.
With a shotgun, I could see your an-nus.
With the sound of a crescendo, Annie
Out on the Polly-O
Out on the barrio
Polly-O is a brand of Italian cheeses.
For the devil on my shoulder had the man.
For the devil on my shoulder had command.
It's like a chicken from a never ending battle.
It's like drinkin' from a never ending bottle
I can just see a bunch of war weary chickens coming up a path out of a valley, suddenly there are no more chickens. Then more start coming again.
My mind told me I shouldm't have seen it coughing,
But my heart's a-going ahead make a bid on the last
My mind told me I should proceed with caution
But my heart said, 'Go ahead and make a bid on that!'
She's a Nate, she's a nine, she's a kid I know
She's an eight, she's a nine, she's a ten I know
She's an eight, she's a nine, she's a ten eyed goat
She's an eight, she's a nine, she's a ten I know
We found love on the auction block
In a haunted kind of way.
We found love on the auction block
And I hauled her heart away.
I don't wanna dock (Yes, oh Willow)
I don't wanna walk (S. O. L. O)
Some biotch
Somewhere and casting sh*t over an empty chair.
Some beach
Somewhere casting shade over an empty chair.
A couple diamond ring falls
A couple diamond ring thoughts
And I saw the best, and the worst, and the work and the worthless
And I saw the best, and the worst, and the work and the worth it
And those midnight tears to know what love's like
And enough midnight tears to know what love's not
Whether you're teaching me to be a fellow man
But you're teaching me to be a better man
Whether you're teaching me to be a fellow man
Whether you're teaching me to be a better man
Satellite down
Settlin' down
He said, 'We'll have one helluva night.'
My fever's burnin', so he ought to be right at home.
He says, 'We'll have one heavenly night.'
My fever's burnin', so he ought to feel right at home.
He says we'll have one heavenly night
My fever's burnin', so he ought to bright a home.
He says we'll have one heavenly night
My fever's burnin', so he ought to feel right at home.
He'd have blue eyes and blue teeth
He'd have blue eyes and blue jeans
He'd have to arrive in blue jeans
or
He'd have me ridin' blue jeans
He'd have blue eyes and blue jeans
Lord it's the Devil
With two of his kin.
Lord it's the Devil
Would you look at him?
I guess that I don't knead that dough
I guess that I don't need that, though.
"Somebody To Love" by
Queen
I need somebody to love bite, need somebody to love bite
I need somebody to love, I need somebody to love
"Somebody To Love" by
Queen
I work 'til I ache my b***s.
I work 'til I ache my bones.
"Somebody to Love" by
Queen
I work 'til I ate my bones.
I work 'til I ache my bones.
Coffee black, cigarette
Start this day like all there is
First thing every morning that I do is
Start messing you.
Coffee black, cigarette
Start this day like all the rest
First thing every morning that I do is
Start missing you.
He's ridin' in the night from California
He's ridin' in tonight from California
I was talking with my baby
Over a small class of teens.
I was talking with my baby
Over a small glass of tea.
I was talking with my baby
Over a small velacity.
I was talking with my baby
Over a small glass of tea.
When a sailing ship don't need I'm blue
When a sailing ship don't need her moon
The hard-boiled life
The heart won't lie.
As they echo through La La Land
As they echo throughout our land
I yelled and asked if you would like a ride
When we pulled out of your yard I borrowed a tie
or
I yelled and asked if you would like a ride
When we pulled out of your yard I balled a tie.
I yelled and asked if you would like a ride
When we pulled out of your yard I bald a tire.
I find my cell phone.
I find myself on.
Young man, pig shot
Young man, big shot
Living up to someone else's dream
or
Waking up from someone else's dream
Waking up in someone else's dream
Oh, it's someone else's dream
Oh, in someone else's dream
She said she was a secret dinosaur in '68.
She still has the sequined gown she wore in '68.
She taught her early how to smile that smile and wave to look great
She taught her early how to smile that smile and wave from the parade
She was just picked pageant queen
Teacher's pet, pageant queen
I'm looking for something in bed
I'm looking for something in red
Bought a coke and some vaseline
Bought a coke and some gasoline
I worked so hard for my first diss
I worked so hard for that first kiss
An armadillo could be knocking at my door.
Armageddon could be knocking at my door.
Irma Getton could be knocking at my door.
Armageddon could be knocking at my door.
Judy's got a job.
Jenny's got a job.
Natasha adds: "Who exactly is Jenny?"
Rollin' like a thunderstorm, driftin' with the wind
Rollin' like a summer storm driftin' with the wind
The black guy was winnin'
Looked like I was winnin'
I get my head shaved
By Agent Bunchay.
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet.
Daddy got a job with the TV Ed.
Daddy got a job with the TVA.
Daddy was a backyard, a southern Democrat
Daddy was a veteran, a Southern Democrat.
Pappa got a job with the TV 8.
Papa got a job with the TVA.
Song, song of the south.
Sweet potato pie Anna shook my mouth
Song, song of the south.
Sweet potato pie and I shut my mouth.
Sweet Potato Pie nearly shook my mouth
Sweet potato pie and I shut my mouth
Sweet cherry pie and I shut my mouth
Sweet potato pie and I shut my mouth
Sweet potato pie and I shook my mouth
Sweet potato pie and I shut my mouth
I'm an old man.
I'm a soul man.
My keep-me-safe-from-my-home song.
My keep-me-safe-from-all-harm song.
I am Sheol, dead in my arbor
I am shielded in my armor
I have a hard time believing some of these "misheard" lyrics.
Ain't nothin' like the sound of a cooter selection on the video truck
Ain't nothin' like the sound of a cooler slushin' on the bed of your truck
Reasons are there
Grease in our hair
I miss your biscuits and your gravy
Bar flies dancing in the night
I miss your biscuits and your gravy
Fireflies dancing in the night
There ain't nothing like a woman with seven legs
There ain't nothing like a woman with southern grace
Meg Ryan won it, Billy Graham saved it
Bear Bryant won it, Billy Graham saved it
Chatting with a woman
Chattanooga woman
South side of Texas
South side of Dixie
I watch Pope come over me
I watch hope come over me
There is a rose in Spanish omelet
A red rose up in Spanish omelet
There is a rose in Spanish Harlem
A red rose up in Spanish Harlem
And it's you and me in the silent sea.
And it's you and me in the sun and sea.
And the silent sea
In the sun and sea
But the failure I perceive.
But through failure will proceed.
But the failure of pussy.
But no failure will proceed.
I like to pray in this old truck.
I'd like to trade in this old truck.
That's a one eyed knee seed.
That's what I need.
Sorry if I hold my nose.
Sorry, I'm not home right now.
My dad is out there buying drugs.
Mein Herz schlagt nicht mehr weiter.
Spill the wine, dip that girl.
Spill the wine and take that pearl.
Still alive, tic-tac-toe
Spill the wine, take that pearl
Are you scared of me now?
Then you're jumping in a pot.
Are you scared of me now?
Then you're dumber than I thought.
Fired up my daddy's lottery, sang oh
Fired up my daddy's lighter and we sang oh
Your head is hung mid-air and it won't grow.
Your head is humming and it won't go.
He's giving all the love he can.
Keep giving all the love you can.
Stan, bayou man
Stand by your man
Stand by awn dance
Stand by your man
Stink by your man
Stand by your man
stand by earth man
stand by your man.
It was just a man
He's just a man
It was just an omen
He's just a man
It was just nowhere
He's just a man
Stay by yourself
Stand by your man
Life is not Trident.
Life is not tried, it
Life is not trying, it's merely surviving
You're standing outside the fire
Life is not tried, it is merely survived
If you're standing outside the fire
Standing outside the box
or
Standing outside the barn
or
Standing outside the bar
Standing outside the fire
Has always turned out long
Has always turned out wrong
I hate the lives here on these chairs.
I hit the lights on these dark sets.
St. Anger out of my neck.
St. Anger 'round my neck.
To the person who submitted this entry: This song is from the 2000s, not the 80's
I just drank a bit of cop
Cop, dare me to die.
I just drank a fifth of vodka
Dare me to drive?
My tears gone cold,
I'm wonderin' why I got out of bed at all.
The morning rain clouds up my window, and I can't see at all.
And even if I could it'll all be gray,
But your picture on my wall, it reminds me that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad
My tea's gone cold,
I'm wonderin' why I got out of bed at all.
morning rain clouds at my window, and I can't see at all.
And even if I could, it'll all be grey
Put your picture on my wall, it reminds me that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad
You still ain't called, I'm wonderin' why, but I'm off better though.
Morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all.
And even if I could it would all be great
My tea's gone cold, I'm wonderin' why I got out of bed at all.
Morning rain clouds at my window, and I can't see at all.
And even if I could, it'll all be grey
I'm dressed like a big balloon.
Mind drifts like a big balloon.
"Stay All Night-Stay a Little Longer" by Bob Wills & His Texas Playboys
Mule and the grasshopper eating ice cream
Mule got sick so Milady's on the beam
or
Mule got sick so me laid him on the beam
or
Mule got sick someone laid him on the beam
Mule and the grasshopper eating ice cream
Mule got sick so they laid him on the green
One more margarita, they were falling in love
Yeah, one night together in love.
One more margarita, they were falling in love
Yeah, one was never enough.
One more margarita, they were falling in love
Yeah, one was never enough.
One more margarita, they were falling in love
Yeah, one more night together in love.
She hopped right in the shower with a heavy, heavy man.
She hopped right in the shower with a heavy, heavy mind.
Gonna get to your goose
Gonna get to you, girl
These sticks and stones ain't all that Mexico.
These sticks and stones ain't all that makes a home.
Tex-Arkana's waiting.
Taxi cab is waiting.
Stop 'em apes.
Stomp them grapes.
It's all over. I love her
It's all over a lover
When I'm gone bury me here on the highest mountain of history
When I'm gone bury me here on the highest mountain of Yesteryear
Once in time, a bee sat down in a hut.
Quite some time, I been sittin' it out.
Don't ask for all the strangers in the night.
Don't ask her on a straight tequila night.
Don't ask her on the strength to keep her might.
Don't ask her on a straight tequila night.
On a straight to key the night
On a straight tequila night
Tape 13 is her favorite song
if you play it you might have a chance.
K-13 is her favorite song,
if you play it you might have a chance.
Stay tragic
Strange magic
Strangers at Versailles
Strangers at first sight
He's about the worst f***er I've seen on the range.
He's about the worst bucker I've seen on the range.
I turns over twice and I comes back to Earth
All like Cindy's cousin the day of his birth.
I turn over twice and I come back to Earth
I lights into cussin' the day of his birth.
Bring on the line.
Green on the vine
He was working through buttons on my cousin's farm
I was hungry for loving, and he had a scar.
He was working through college on my grandpa's farm
I was thirstin' for knowledge, and he had a car.
Stop everyone
Strawberry wine
Strawberry limes
Strawberry wine
Strawberry wine, 17 a hot July noon
Strawberry wine, 17 a hot July moon
Strawberry wine
Sad but gee
What should I moo?
Sole ever doo.
Strawberry wine
At seventeen
Hot July moon
Saw everything.
Boogie-dy, boogie-dy!
Look-at-dat, look-at-dat!
Ethel, you'll get your corn dog!
Ethel, you get your clothes on!
He ain't rude (Look at that, look at that!)
He ain't rude (Look at that, look at that)
He's just in the mood to run in the nude.
He ain't crude (Look at that, look at that!)
He ain't lewd (Look at that, look at that)
He's just in the mood to run in the nude.
Look-at-dat, look-at-dat!
Boogity boogity
Behind the silver spoon
Behind the silver moon
I walked a three-acre field.
On the streets of Bakersfield
Long live Scotland
Stroke me, stroke me.
Stuck like you
Stuck like glue
You and me baby we're satellite blue.
You and me baby we're stuck like glue.
You and me baby with satellite boobs.
You and me baby we're stuck like glue.
Kiss me, please don't hurt me.
Kiss me, please pervert me.
Zombie I see
Suddenly I see
Now their slips are in the beauty shop
Stop it going non-stop
Slippin' on pink lemonade.
Now they're sittin' in the beauty shop
Gossip goin' non-stop
Sippin' on pink lemonade.
I put some nuts in your bedpost
But Shirly's Saliva song.
I was a notch in your bedpost
But you're just a line in a song.
We're going down, yeah, like a merry-go-round
And sugar, we're gonna go swinging
And then along came a bully
It all got complex, conclave in pulley.
We're going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded god complex, cock it and pull it.
Soup and salad bar
Suicide Blonde
She called me Papa, Chino Yawn
or
Chico Lee Papa, Chino Yawn
Hitoribotchi no yoru
He swam by me
God was so damp.
He swam by me
Got my suit damp.
Tell me more, tell me more, like the seat of a car.
Tell me more, tell me more, like, does he have a car?
Nothin' on Earth that'll get me huntin'
Nothin' on Earth that'll get me hummin'
I'm a Puerto Rican bus
I'm a Puerto Rican father.
I'm a gonna raise a fuss
I'm a gonna raise a holler.
But that swimming pool
But that swimming hole
Her favorite song on the radio
Perfect song on the radio
It's a smile, it's a kiss
It's a double wide, it's summertime.
It's a smile, it's a kiss
It's a sip of wine, it's summertime.
Street summertime
Sweet summertime
Too bad I peed on the dashboard.
Two bare feet on the dashboard
Two bags of weed on the dashboard.
Two bare feet on the dashboard
Two bare feet on the dance floor
Two bare feet on the dashboard
Two black feet on the dashboard
Two bare feet on the dashboard
You're in love in an Old Ford.
Young love in an old Ford
But I lit my first and watched the smog head
Playing with a can that he was kicking.
But I lit my first and watched a small kid
Playing with a can that he was kicking.
You came in with the bees.
You came in with the breeze.
"Sunset Strip Bich" by
Eve6
The song says strip, b**tch!
The Sunset Strip b**tch
"Sunshine Of Your Love" by
Cream
Give you my docile prize.
Give you my dawn surprise.
"Sunshine Of Your Love" by
Cream
To give you my dog's surprise
To give you my dark surprise
Super Trooper, life is gonna find me
Super Trouper lights are gonna find me
Super trouper dreams of polystyrene
Super trouper beams are gonna blind me.
Like the lazy ocean monster show
Like a lazy ocean hugs the shore
How blessed thy bake sale and valleys below.
How pleasant thy banks and green valleys below.
How pleasant thy bake sale in the valley below
The sweet smell of bird s*** my Mary and me.
How pleasant thy banks and green valleys below
The sweet-smelling birk shades my Mary and me.
But one day that net will strike
But one day lightning will strike
Sweet Caroline, croutons never seemed so good.
Sweet Caroline, good times never seemed so good.
And I have never been afraid of New Zealand.
And I have never been afraid of losin'.
And I have never been afraid of museums.
And I have never been afraid of losin'.
The way Newton pronounces 'losin' ' really does sound like 'museums' to me. The muddy early 80's mix probably doesn't help matters.
And I have never been afraid of museums.
And I have never been afraid of losing out.
And I have never been afraid of you, yeah.
or
And I have never been afraid of blue sand.
And I have never been afraid of losin'.
And I have never wanted love in Duchesne, yeah.
or
And I have never wanted love in these chains, yeah.
And I have never wanted love to be a chain.
Chain is sung by Juice as 'Cha-ain'.
You're still shadows
Just two shadows
Kissin' Debbie Williams' sister
On the porch home, come and weep.
Kissin' Gary Williams' sister
On the porch Homecoming week.
Daddy was in the back yard, honin' up a garden hoe.
Daddy was in the back yard, rollin' up a garden hose.
...while movin' like a dip s**t
...while moving like a gypsy
The church of kazoo, said 'I do.'
or
The church whack-a-stew said 'I do.'
The church where they stood and said 'I do.'