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Misheard Lyrics -> Country -> MISC
Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard country lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
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"10,000 Miles" by Mary Chapin Carpenter
Misheard Lyrics:
Ode come ye ba
My ode to love.
My ode to love.
Original Lyrics:
Oh come ye back
My own true love.
My own true love.
"19-Something" by Mark Wills
Misheard Lyrics:
Big hair and bear shoot bands.
Original Lyrics:
Big hair and parachute pants.
"19-Something" by Mark Wills
Misheard Lyrics:
Big hair and bear suit pants
Original Lyrics:
Big hair and parachute pants.
"2 Bad" by Michael Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
Too bad, too bad bubby
You dentists cram and shove it.
You dentists cram and shove it.
Original Lyrics:
Too bad, too bad about it
Why don't you scream and shout it?
Why don't you scream and shout it?
"30 Minutes" by t.A.T.u
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm about to f*** you, baby.
Original Lyrics:
Mama, Papa, forgive me.
"455 Rocket" by Kathy Mattea
Misheard Lyrics:
She blew up eight Chevrolets.
Original Lyrics:
She grew up hatin' Chevrolets.
"80s Mercedes" by Maren Morris
Misheard Lyrics:
Feel like a hard-tip gas guzzler when I'm driving
Original Lyrics:
Feel like a hard-to-get starlet when I'm driving
"9,999,999 Tears" by Dickey Lee
Misheard Lyrics:
Got 9,999,999 years to go.
Original Lyrics:
Got 9,999,999 tears to go.
"99.9% Sure" by Brian McComas
Misheard Lyrics:
Never been, timberlands
Still remember the words that get tangled inside of me.
Still remember the words that get tangled inside of me.
Original Lyrics:
Never been timberlands
Stumbled over the words that get tangled inside of me.
Stumbled over the words that get tangled inside of me.
"99.9% Sure" by Brian McComas
Misheard Lyrics:
Stumblin' over the words that get tangled in sodomy.
Original Lyrics:
Stumblin' over the words that get tangled inside of me.
"9 to 5" by Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
And they never get you cranky
Original Lyrics:
And they never give you credit
"9 to 5" by Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
Tumble out of bed and stumble to the kitchen
Pour myself a cup of damn bithcin'.
Pour myself a cup of damn bithcin'.
Original Lyrics:
Tumble out of bed and stumble to the kitchen
Pour myself a cup of ambition.
Pour myself a cup of ambition.
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