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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard country lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

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"Take It Back" by Reba McEntire
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not gonna be sittin' 'round in some old kiddie pool
Original Lyrics:
Well I'm not one for sittin' 'round in some old pity pool
"Take It Back" by Reba McEntire
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I'm not going be, sittin' 'round in some old pity pool,
You think you got a ticket and I must be some kind of fool
Original Lyrics:
Well I'm not one for sittin' 'round in some old pity pool
You think you got a ticket and I must be some kind of fool
"Take It Like A Man" by Michelle Wright
Misheard Lyrics:
Not a lot of muscle care at all
True to a promise like you write in stone
Original Lyrics:
Not a lot of fuss and carrying on
True to a promise I can ride in a storm
"Take It Like a Man" by Michelle Wright
Misheard Lyrics:
He started right before God's invention
Original Lyrics:
He's got a wife he forgot to mention
"Take Me As I Am" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't need Guns N' Roses
Original Lyrics:
I don't need a bed of roses
"Take Me As I Am" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't need a plate of roses
Original Lyrics:
I don't need a bed of roses
"Take Me Down" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
Like nobody else did
Original Lyrics:
Like nobody else can
"Take Me Down" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
Share another night against the sea.
Original Lyrics:
Share another night of ecstasy.
"Take Me There" by Blackstreet and Mya ft. Blinky Blink and Mase
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me there, let's go there.
Take me to that great place with fun designation.
Original Lyrics:
Take me there, let's go there.
Take me to that great place with wonders and wishes.
"Take Me Tonight" by Darlene Austin
Misheard Lyrics:
Touching the wanting of thy burning in my life
Original Lyrics:
Touching the wanting I've got burning in my life
"Take Me To The Pilot" by Elton John
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me to the power line controls
Original Lyrics:
Take me to the pilot for control
"Take Me" by George Jones
Misheard Lyrics:
Somewhere if you would just show a sign
You love why John Kerry lost.
Original Lyrics:
Somewhere if you would just show a sign
Of love, I could bear any loss.
Editor's note: This song was written/recorded LONG before the 2004 U.S. presidential election.
"Takin' Care Of Business" by Bachman-Turner Overdrive
Misheard Lyrics:
Thank you for your business.
Original Lyrics:
Taking care of business
"Takin' Off This Pain" by Ashton Shepherd
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope your feet'll fall standing alone
or
I hope you feel tall standing alone
Original Lyrics:
I hope you feel lost and alone
"Tall Tall Trees" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
Tall tall trees, and all the watermelon seeds
Original Lyrics:
Tall tall tree, and all the water in the seas
"Tall, Tall Trees" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll buy you tall, tall trees,
All the waters and disease.
Original Lyrics:
I'll buy you tall, tall trees,
All the waters in the seas.
"Tall, Tall Trees" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
If you want to haul a great big mansion
Well I'll give it the most undented
Original Lyrics:
If you want to own a great big mansion
Well I'll give it my utmost attention
"Teardrops on My Guitar" by Taylor Swift
Misheard Lyrics:
Drew knows
Original Lyrics:
Drew looks (at me)
"Tears in Heaven" by Eric Clapton
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't belong here in Paris
Original Lyrics:
I don't belong here in heaven
"Teenage Lobotomy" by The Ramones
Misheard Lyrics:
Preparame!
Original Lyrics:
Lobotomy
'Preparame' is Spanish for 'get me ready'.
"Telephone Operator" by Pete Shelley
Misheard Lyrics:
Telephone operator
Necklace passing is adventure
Original Lyrics:
Telephone operator
Ne c'est pas la raison d'etre
"Tell Me About It" by Tanya Tucker and Delbert McClinton
Misheard Lyrics:
I graduated from night school (at) 2:00.
Original Lyrics:
I graduated from that school, too.
"Tell Me About It" by Tanya Tucker and Delbert McClinton
Misheard Lyrics:
I graduated from night school too
Original Lyrics:
I graduated from that school too
"Tell Me Something Bad About Tulsa" by George Strait
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me something bad about salsa.
Original Lyrics:
Tell me something bad about Tulsa.
"Tell Me What You Dream" by Restless Heart
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause now what we share are too many beers.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause now what we share are too many fears.
"Tell Me Why" by Wynonna Judd
Misheard Lyrics:
But this heart's mine just like yesterday
Original Lyrics:
But this heart's cryin' just like yesterday
"Tell Me Why" by Wynonna Judd
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a real love
With a pain that never dies
Original Lyrics:
It's a mean old love
With a flame that never dies
"Telluride" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I tell you right, the snow fallin' down.
Original Lyrics:
In Telluride, the snow fallin' down.
"Tenderness On The Block" by Patty Larkin
Misheard Lyrics:
Tetanus in the blood
Original Lyrics:
Tenderness on the block
"Ten Feet Away" by Keith Whitley
Misheard Lyrics:
Alone at a corner deli
Original Lyrics:
Alone at a corner table
"Tennessee Flat Top Box" by Rosanne Cash
Misheard Lyrics:
He vanished like the dream
That started in the little town
Original Lyrics:
He vanished like a breeze
They forgot him in the little town
"Tennessee Homesick Blues" by Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
Eatin' grits and gravy and country ham,
Go to church on Sunday, with dinner on at Gram's
Original Lyrics:
Eatin' grits and gravy and country ham,
Go to church on Sunday, with dinner on the ground
"Tennessee Homesick Blues" by Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
Tonight I'd sleep in my old pillow bed
Original Lyrics:
Tonight I'd sleep in my old feather bed
"Tennessee River Run" by Darryl Worley
Misheard Lyrics:
Dude eatin' doodey
Dude eatin' doo.
Original Lyrics:
Doo deedle doo-dee
Doo deedle doo.
"Tenth Avenue Freeze Out" by Bruce Springsteen
Misheard Lyrics:
Devil in the freezer
Original Lyrics:
10th Avenue freeze out.
"Tenth Avenue Freeze Out" by Bruce Springsteen
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell the devil he can freeze Hell.
Original Lyrics:
Tenth Avenue freeze out
"Tenth Avenue Freeze Out" by Bruce Springsteen
Misheard Lyrics:
Temp devil in the freeze aisle
Original Lyrics:
Tenth Avenue freeze out
"Ten Thousand Angels" by Mindy McCready
Misheard Lyrics:
I need ten thousand angels And my momma needs a knife
Original Lyrics:
I need ten thousand angels Watchin' over me tonight
"Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off" by Joe Nichols
Misheard Lyrics:
Ma, greet us at the Holiday Inn.
Original Lyrics:
Margaritas at the Holiday Inn.
"Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off" by Joe Nichols
Misheard Lyrics:
Marguerite is at the Holiday Inn.
Original Lyrics:
Margaritas at the Holiday Inn
"Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off" by Joe Nichols
Misheard Lyrics:
Marvin, meet us at the Holiday Inn.
Original Lyrics:
Margaritas at the Holiday Inn.
"Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off" by Joe Nichols
Misheard Lyrics:
She might come home in a chamber pot
Yeah, tequila makes her clothes fall off.
Original Lyrics:
She might come home in a tablecloth
Yeah, tequila makes her clothes fall off.
"Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off" by Joe Nichols
Misheard Lyrics:
She might come home in a tater tot
Yeah, tequila makes her clothes fall off.
Original Lyrics:
She might come home in a tablecloth
Yeah, tequila makes her clothes fall off.
"Tequila Sheila" by Bobby Bare
Misheard Lyrics:
I crossed the border and I beat the dealer
For all of them golden warheads.
Original Lyrics:
I crossed the border and I beat the dealer
For all the damn gold in Juarez.
"Texas Eagle" by Steve Earle
Misheard Lyrics:
They shut the Eagle down a while ago
Sold it to the Reverend down in Mexico.
Original Lyrics:
They shut the Eagle down a while ago
Sold it to the railroad down in Mexico.
"Texas Size Heartache" by Joe Diffie
Misheard Lyrics:
How could a blue-eyed beauty only five-foot-three
Lay a Texas-size hard egg on me?
Original Lyrics:
How could a blue-eyed beauty only five-foot-three
Lay a Texas-size heartache on me?
"Texas Tornado" by Tracy Lawrence
Misheard Lyrics:
Drove up to the airport, my foot in a pool.
Original Lyrics:
Drove up to the airport, confident and cool.
"Texas Women" by Hank Williams, Jr.
Misheard Lyrics:
They may be from Waco or out in Lampassas
But one thing about it, they all got nice a**es.
Original Lyrics:
They may be from Waco or out in Lampassas
But one thing about it, they all come from Texas.
"Thank God for You" by Sawyer Brown
Misheard Lyrics:
The desert for the trouble I get into
Original Lyrics:
The devil for the trouble I get into
"Thank God I'm a Country Boy" by John Denver
Misheard Lyrics:
When the sun's coming up,
I just can't solve the riddle
Original Lyrics:
When the sun's coming up,
I got cakes on the griddle
"Thank U" by Alanis Morissette
Misheard Lyrics:
Thank you anyhow
Original Lyrics:
Thank you India
"That'd Be Alright" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
If everybody everywhere had to learn to rope a bear.
Original Lyrics:
If everybody everywhere had a lighter load to bear.
"That Don't Impress Me Much" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause heaven forbid - it should go out of place
Original Lyrics:
'cause heaven forbid - it should fall out of place
"That Don't Impress Me Much" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
All that extra hold gel on your hair, I don't like it.
Original Lyrics:
All that extra hold gel on your hair oughtta lock it.
"That Don't Impress Me Much" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
And all that extra hotel in your hair ought to lock it
Original Lyrics:
And all that extra-hold gel in your hair ought to lock it
"That Don't Impress Me Much" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
And all that extra old jail and your hair on a locket.
Original Lyrics:
And all that extra hold gel in your hair oughtta lock it.
"That Don't Impress Me Much" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
And all that extra-hold gel in your hair, I like it
Original Lyrics:
And all that extra hold gel in your hair ought to lock it.
"That Don't Impress Me Much" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Down to a mile
Original Lyrics:
Down to an art
"That Don't Impress Me Much" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Down to an R
Original Lyrics:
Down to an art
"That Don't Impress Me Much" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your c**k at night
Original Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight
"That Don't Impress Me Much" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your carpet knife.
Original Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your car good night.
"That Don't Impress Me Much" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your carving knife
Original Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your car good night
"That Don't Impress Me Much" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your cock (as in rooster) at night.
Original Lyrics:
I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight.
"That Don't Impress Me Much" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't breast-feed much.
Original Lyrics:
That don't impress me much.
"That Don't Impress Me Much" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Pull your head out of a locket
Original Lyrics:
...in your hair oughta lock it
"That Don't Impress Me Much" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
That don't depress me much
Original Lyrics:
That don't impress me much
"That Don't Impress Me Much" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
That won't keep me wanting a mirror all the night
Original Lyrics:
That won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
"That Don't Impress Me Much" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
You got the books, but have you got the touch?
Original Lyrics:
You got the looks, but have you got the touch?
"That Don't Impress Me Much" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
You got the books
Original Lyrics:
You got the looks
"That Don't Impress Me Much" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
You got the brakes, but have you got the touch?
Original Lyrics:
You got the brains, but have you got the touch?
"That Don't Impress Me Much" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
You got the rooks, but have you got the touch?
Original Lyrics:
You got the looks, but have you got the touch?
"That Don't Impress Me Much" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
You got them boobs
Original Lyrics:
You got the moves
"That Don't Impress Me Much" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
You must be Dopey, right?
Original Lyrics:
You must be joking, right?
"That Don't Impress Me Much" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
You must be a chauffer, right?
Original Lyrics:
You must be joking, right?
"That Don't Impress Me Much" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
You must be choking, right?
Original Lyrics:
You must be joking, right?
"That Don't Impress Me Much" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
You must beat your wife
Original Lyrics:
You must be joking, right?
"That Don't Impress Me Much" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
You think you're a fool, but have you got the touch?
Original Lyrics:
You think you're cool, but have you got the touch?
"That Don't Impress Me Much" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a making-love original know-it-all
Original Lyrics:
You're a regular original know-it-all
"That Don't Impress Me Much" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
You're at your old jail and your hair on a locket
Original Lyrics:
All that extra hold gel on your hair oughta' lock it
"That Don't Impress Me Much" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
You're one of those guys that likes a sound machine
Original Lyrics:
You're one of those guys that likes to shine his machine
"That Don’t Impress Me Much" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
So you’re Brad Garrett
Original Lyrics:
So you’re Brad Pitt
"That Girl Is A Cowboy" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
That girl's a cantaloupe.
Original Lyrics:
That girl is a cowboy.
"That's As Close As I'll Get to Loving You" by Aaron Tippin
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe I'll never watch you dressing
Or walk south to familiars on the farm
Original Lyrics:
Maybe I'll never watch you dressing
I won't sound too familiar on the phone
"That's How Country Boys Roll" by Billy Currington
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're broke on your @ss, they'll give you the shirt off their back.
Original Lyrics:
If you're broke and you ask, they'll give you the shirt off their back.
"That's How I Beat Shaq" by Aaron Carter
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like boom, boom, I lit the fuse on fire
Like slam, slam, I heard the bomb blowing like bam, bam,
i swear that i'm tellin u the facts, cuz thats how I turned black
Original Lyrics:
It's like boom, boom, I put it in the hoop
like slam, slam, I hear the crowd screamin out jam, jam,
How 'bout I tell ya the facts?, cuz thats how I beat shaq
"That's How You Know (When You're in Love)" by Lari White
Misheard Lyrics:
And I know you can hear it baby I know you really
Original Lyrics:
And I know you can hear it baby I know you believe
"That's My Baby" by Lari White
Misheard Lyrics:
That's my double bigger room
A great big shot of my sweet love
Original Lyrics:
That's my diamond in the rough
But I can make him shine with my sweet love
"That's My Story" by Collin Raye
Misheard Lyrics:
Just last week I threw the humper in the attic
Original Lyrics:
Just last week I threw the hammock in the attic
"That's the Kind of Mood I'm In" by Patty Loveless
Misheard Lyrics:
A little shake up,
take the chain and rattalin
Original Lyrics:
A little shake up,
take the chain and rattle it
"That's the Kind of Mood I'm In" by Patty Loveless
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna dance a little,
dream a little, baby,
just a little a little
Original Lyrics:
I wanna dance a little,
dream a little, baby,
just live a little
"That's the Kind of Mood I'm In" by Patty Loveless
Misheard Lyrics:
Wanna go out on a limb on a limb
Original Lyrics:
Wanna go out on a limb on a whim
"That's the Kind of Mood I'm In" by Patty Loveless
Misheard Lyrics:
We need a break from the same old, same old avenue
Original Lyrics:
We need a break from the same old, same old nothin' new
"That's The Way It Is" by Celine Dion
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't give up on Nicole Kidman
Original Lyrics:
Don't give up on your faith
"That's the Way It Is" by Celine Dion
Misheard Lyrics:
In this thing called... Mother
Original Lyrics:
In this thing called... love
"That's The Way" by Jo Dee Messina
Misheard Lyrics:
You've gotta wend where the wind blows
Original Lyrics:
You gotta bend when the wind blows
"That Summer" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
That summer whipped all around me
Nothing between us but the ice
When I said I'd have her
She softly whispered "not tonight"
Original Lyrics:
That summer wind was all around me
Nothing between us but the night
And when I told her that I'd never
She softly whispered "that's alright"
"That's What Highways Are For" by Tommy Irvin
Misheard Lyrics:
There ain't nothin' that can take the place of a rag toss lusting whore.
Original Lyrics:
There ain't nothin' that can take the place of a rag top Mustang Ford.
"Thats What Highways Are For" by Tommy Irvin
Misheard Lyrics:
Cul-de-sacs and avenues left him needing more
That's what hires a whore.
Original Lyrics:
Cul-de-sacs and avenues left him needing more
That's what highways are for.
"That's What Keeps Her Getting By" by Tracy Byrd
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes, she feels like going into town.
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes, she feels like throwing in the towel.
"That Was a River" by Collin Raye
Misheard Lyrics:
Here comes that downpour
Original Lyrics:
Here comes that doubt again
"Theme from The Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)" by Waylon Jennings
Misheard Lyrics:
Fightin' the system like a true modern day Robin Hood.
Original Lyrics:
Fightin' the system like two modern day Robin Hoods.
These are the correct lyrics since Mr. Jennings was asked to write a theme song specifically for the show, as well as being the narrator. Bo and Luke Duke are in this case the two modern day Robin Hoods, as well as the song constantly referring to 'they' 'their' and 'them.' Not to mention the opening line of 'Just two good ole boys.'
"Theme from The Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)" by Waylon Jennings
Misheard Lyrics:
Fightin' the system like two modern day Robin Hoods.
Original Lyrics:
Fightin' the system like a true modern day Robin Hood.
"Theme from The Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)" by Waylon Jennings
Misheard Lyrics:
Fightin' the system like two modern day Robin Hoods
Original Lyrics:
Fightin' the system like a true modern day Robin Hood
"Theme from The Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)" by Waylon Jennings
Misheard Lyrics:
Fighting the system
Hey nanny, hey nanny noo.
Original Lyrics:
Fighting the system
Like two modern day Robin Hoods.
"Theme from The Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)" by Waylon Jennings
Misheard Lyrics:
Making a wave
The only wave they know how
Original Lyrics:
Making their way
The only way they know how
"Theme from The Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)" by Waylon Jennings
Misheard Lyrics:
Someday the mountain lion get 'em, but the law never will.
Original Lyrics:
Someday the mountain might get 'em, but the law never will.
"Theme from The Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)" by Waylon Jennings
Misheard Lyrics:
That's just a little bit more than watching Morton live.
Original Lyrics:
That's just a little bit more than the law will allow.
"Theme from the Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)" by Waylon Jennings
Misheard Lyrics:
But the law never wins
Original Lyrics:
But the law never will
"Theme from the Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)" by Waylon Jennings
Misheard Lyrics:
But the lawn never will
Original Lyrics:
But the law never will
"Theme from the Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)" by Waylon Jennings
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a Bugle Boy
Original Lyrics:
I'm a good ol' boy
"Theme from the Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)" by Waylon Jennings
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a Kool-Aid boy
Original Lyrics:
I'm a good ol' boy
"Theme from the Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)" by Waylon Jennings
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a poodle dog
Original Lyrics:
I'm a good ol' boy
"Theme from the Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)" by Waylon Jennings
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a schoolyard boy
Original Lyrics:
I'm a good ol' boy
"Theme from the Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)" by Waylon Jennings
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a bean in the hall
Original Lyrics:
Never meanin' no harm
"There Ain't Nothing Wrong With The Radio" by Aaron Tippin
Misheard Lyrics:
Whopper's off workin' the corn dog plow.
Original Lyrics:
The wipers don't work and the horn don't blow.
"There Ain't Nothing Wrong with the Radio" by Aaron Tippin
Misheard Lyrics:
Doll antennas flippin' in the wind
Original Lyrics:
Dual antennas whippin' in the wind
"There Ain't Nothing Wrong with the Radio" by Aaron Tippin
Misheard Lyrics:
He said I oughta run you in but I reckon you know
Original Lyrics:
He said I oughta run you in but I'm lettin' you go
"There Ain't Nothing Wrong with the Radio" by Aaron Tippin
Misheard Lyrics:
More than what she's left me on the side of the road
Original Lyrics:
More than once she's left me on the side of the road
"There Ain't Nothing Wrong with the Radio" by Aaron Tippin
Misheard Lyrics:
She ain't a Cadillac and she waved to a troll
Original Lyrics:
She ain't a Cadillac and she ain't a Rolls
"There Goes My Everything" by Jack Greene
Misheard Lyrics:
There goes my only fosation
There goes my everything.
Original Lyrics:
There goes my only posession
There goes my everything.
"There Goes My Life" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
A couple years of up all night and a few thousand apples later.
Original Lyrics:
A couple years of up all night and a few thousand diapers later
"There Goes My Life" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
A couple years of up all night and a few thousand hours later
Original Lyrics:
A couple years of up all night and a few thousand diapers later
"There Goes My Life" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
She smiles back at him dragging that teddy bear
Sleep tight, blue eyes and mountain curls.
Original Lyrics:
She smiles back at him dragging that teddy bear
Sleep tight, blue eyes and bouncin' curls.
"There Goes The Neighborhood" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Somebody took somebody's boots.
Original Lyrics:
Somebody's hurt, somebody's blue.
"There Is No Arizona" by Jamie O'Neal
Misheard Lyrics:
No Painted Desert
No silk donuts
Original Lyrics:
No Painted Desert
No Sedona
"There Is No Arizona" by Jamie O'Neal
Misheard Lyrics:
No painted desert,
no silk donuts
Original Lyrics:
No painted desert,
no Sedona
"There's A Girl In Texas" by Trace Adkins
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't hear so I don't really know.
Original Lyrics:
I can't give what I don't really own.
"There's A Hero" by Billy Gilman
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a light in the dark-a** corner.
Original Lyrics:
There's a light in the darkest corner.
"There's Your Trouble" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm talkin' about true love
Original Lyrics:
A token of a true love
"There's Your Trouble" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Stroken up true love
Original Lyrics:
Token of true love
"There's Your Trouble" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Talkin' of true love.
Original Lyrics:
Token of true love.
"There You Are" by Martina McBride
Misheard Lyrics:
Where you are
Original Lyrics:
There you are
"There You'll Be" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
MySpace
Original Lyrics:
My strength
"There You'll Be" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, I'm oh so much to you
Original Lyrics:
Oh, I owe so much to you
"These Boots" by Eric Church
Misheard Lyrics:
And these boots had to spur that beast in chains
Original Lyrics:
And these boots had to spur that beast in Cheyenne
"These Boots" by Eric Church
Misheard Lyrics:
From Wisconsin to below
Original Lyrics:
From those cops in Tupelo
"These Days" by Rascal Flatts
Misheard Lyrics:
I put on that old song we danced to in Maine.
Original Lyrics:
I put on that old song we danced to and then.
"These Days" by Rascal Flatts
Misheard Lyrics:
Wow, your hairband so long
Original Lyrics:
Wow, your hair got so long
"They Don't Care About Us" by Michael Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you black or whack me.
Original Lyrics:
Don't you black or white me.
"They Don't Care About Us" by Michael Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
I am addicted to peasing cups of tea.
Original Lyrics:
I am the victim of police brutality.
"A Thing Called Love" by Johnny Cash
Misheard Lyrics:
Six foot six he stood on the ground,
weighed two hundred and thirty five pounds
but I saw this giant of a man brought down..
Big Carlisle.
Original Lyrics:
Six foot six he stood on the ground,
weighed two hundred and thirty five pounds
but I saw this giant of a man brought down..
by a thing called love..
"Things God Gave Me" by Statler Brothers
Misheard Lyrics:
The priest through the window
Original Lyrics:
The breeze through the window
"Things That Never Cross a Man's Mind" by Kellie Pickler
Misheard Lyrics:
Lets lay here and cut up
Original Lyrics:
Lets lay here and cuddle
"Things That Never Cross a Man's Mind" by Kellie Pickler
Misheard Lyrics:
Rockin' is sexy
Why'd Diddy change his hair
Original Lyrics:
Brad Pitt is sexy
Why did he change his hair
"Things That Never Cross a Man's Mind" by Kellie Pickler
Misheard Lyrics:
This thing is too thin,
there ain't no way I'll ever get it in
Original Lyrics:
This steak is too thick,
ain't no way in the world I'll ever finish it
"Think About a Lullaby" by Merle Haggard
Misheard Lyrics:
Think about a wallaby
Original Lyrics:
Think about a lullaby
"Think About Love" by Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
You've been on Nightline
Original Lyrics:
You've been on my mind
Nightline is an ABC News late night program hosted by Ted Koppel
"Think About Love" by Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
You've been overnight
Original Lyrics:
You've been on my mind
"Thinkin' Problem" by David Ball
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a thtinkin' problem.
Original Lyrics:
I've got a thinkin' problem.
"Thinkin' Problem" by David Ball
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes I admit I've got a drinkin' problem
Original Lyrics:
Yes I admit I've got a thinkin' problem.
"Third Rate Romance" by Sammy Kershaw
Misheard Lyrics:
Hurried romance, boring rendezvous
Original Lyrics:
Third-rate romance, low-rent rendezvous.
"Third Rate Romance" by Sammy Kershaw
Misheard Lyrics:
Hurried romance
Rollin' rendezvous.
Original Lyrics:
Third rate romance
Low rent rendezvous.
"Third Rate Romance" by Amazing Rhythm Aces
Misheard Lyrics:
Third Grade Romance
Original Lyrics:
Third Rate Romance
"Third Rate Romance" by Sammy Kershaw
Misheard Lyrics:
Third grade romance,
boat ramp rendezvous
Original Lyrics:
Third rate romance,
low rent rendezvous
"Third Rate Romance" by Sammy Kershaw
Misheard Lyrics:
Third grade romance
Lauren rendezvous
Original Lyrics:
Third rate romance
Low rent rendezvous.
"Third Rate Romance" by Sammy Kershaw
Misheard Lyrics:
Third grade romance
Roaring rendezvous.
Original Lyrics:
Third rate romance
Low rent rendezvous.
"Third Rate Romance" by Amazing Rhythm Aces
Misheard Lyrics:
Third grade romance
Third grade rendevous
Original Lyrics:
Third rate romance
Low rent rendevous
"Third Rate Romance" by Sammy Kershaw
Misheard Lyrics:
Third rate romance,
Little red rendevous
Original Lyrics:
Third rate romance,
low rent rendevous
"Third Rate Romance" by Sammy Kershaw
Misheard Lyrics:
Third rate romance, boring run debut.
Original Lyrics:
Third rate romance, low rent rendezvous.
"Third Rate Romance" by Sammy Kershaw
Misheard Lyrics:
Third rate romance, roarin' rendezvous.
Original Lyrics:
Third-rate romance, low-rent rendezvous.
"Third Rate Romance" by Sammy Kershaw
Misheard Lyrics:
Third rate romance, roaring rendezvous
Original Lyrics:
Third rate romance low rent rendezvous
"Third Rate Romance" by Sammy Kershaw
Misheard Lyrics:
Third rate romance, rug rat rendezvous.
Original Lyrics:
Third rate romance, low rent rendezvous.
"Third Rate Romance" by Sammy Kershaw
Misheard Lyrics:
Third-grade romance
Fourth-grade rendevous.
Original Lyrics:
Third-rate romance
Low-rent rendezvous.
"Third Rate Romance" by Amazing Rhythm Aces
Misheard Lyrics:
Three-way romance, four-man rendezvous.
Original Lyrics:
Third-rate romance, low-rent rendezvous.
"This Everyday Love" by Rascal Flatts
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't get enough of this everyday bug
Original Lyrics:
I can't get enough of this everyday love
"This Everyday Love" by Rascal Flatts
Misheard Lyrics:
I drag myself through a few more hours
And get on home to try and beat the dog.
Original Lyrics:
I drag myself through a few more hours
And get on home to try and beat the dark.
"This Everyday Love" by Rascal Flatts
Misheard Lyrics:
Kickin' it up for this everyday love.
Original Lyrics:
Can't get enough of this everyday love.
"This Everyday Love" by Rascal Flatts
Misheard Lyrics:
Kickin' it up for this everyday love
Original Lyrics:
Can't get enough of this everyday love
"This Is How We Roll" by Florida Georgia Line
Misheard Lyrics:
This is how we go oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh, will Lottie with her pants off
-or-
This is how we go oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh, we la-dee-da with our pants off
Original Lyrics:
This is how we go oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh, we light it up with our hands up
"This Kiss" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
All I wanted was a white knight with a good heart,
soft touch, french toast
Original Lyrics:
All I wanted was a white knight with a good heart,
soft touch, fast horse
"This Kiss" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
All I wanted was a white knight with a good heart
Soft touch, French toast.
Original Lyrics:
All I wanted was a white knight with a good heart
Soft touch, fast horse.
"This Kiss" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
Biscuits, biscuits
Inedible
Original Lyrics:
This kiss, this kiss
Centrifugal.
"This Kiss" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
Christmas, Christmas
Original Lyrics:
This kiss, this kiss
"This Kiss" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a casual bliss
or
It's a casual blitz
Original Lyrics:
Its perpetual bliss
"This Kiss" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a natural bliss
Original Lyrics:
Its perpetual bliss
"This Kiss" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
It's centrifugal motion
Original Lyrics:
It's that pivotal moment
BOTH ARE CORRECT LYRICS
"This Kiss" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
It's perpetual blitz
Original Lyrics:
It's perpetual bliss
"This Kiss" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the way you hug me.
Original Lyrics:
It's the way you love me.
"This Kiss" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
Risk this, risk this
Original Lyrics:
This kiss, this kiss
"This Kiss" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
Swiss Miss, Swiss Miss
Original Lyrics:
This kiss, this kiss
"This Kiss" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
This is, this is
Original Lyrics:
This kiss, this kiss
"This Kiss" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
Whiz Kids, Whiz Kids
Original Lyrics:
This kiss, this kiss
"This Land Is Your Land" by Woody Guthrie
Misheard Lyrics:
From the redwood forests
To the God Street waters.
Original Lyrics:
From the redwood forests
To the Gulf Stream waters.
"This Love" by LeAnn Rimes
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you ever let go of your trees.
Original Lyrics:
Don't you ever let go of your dreams.
"This One's For The Girls" by Martina McBride
Misheard Lyrics:
This one's full of curls
Original Lyrics:
This one's for the girls
"This One's For The Girls" by Martina McBride
Misheard Lyrics:
Throwin' panties in the Fountain of Youth.
Original Lyrics:
Throwin' pennies in the Fountain of Youth.
"This One's for the Girls" by Martina McBride
Misheard Lyrics:
This one's for all you girls about 30
Original Lyrics:
This one's for all you girls about 13
"This Shirt" by Mary Chapin Carpenter
Misheard Lyrics:
I have to meet my Jack
Original Lyrics:
I wear it beneath my jacket
"This Side" by Nickel Creek
Misheard Lyrics:
It's boring on this side.
Original Lyrics:
It's foreign on this side.
"This Side" by Nickel Creek
Misheard Lyrics:
Your first dog blinded you
Left you cursing the day.
Original Lyrics:
Your first dawn blinded you
Left you cursing the day.
"Thnk Fr Th Mmrs" by Fall Out Boy
Misheard Lyrics:
In hotel rooms, collecting patient's numbers.
Original Lyrics:
In hotel rooms, collecting page-six lovers.
"A Thousand Miles From Nowhere" by Dwight Yoakam
Misheard Lyrics:
I got heartaches in my pocket
I got pickles in my head.
Original Lyrics:
I got heartaches in my pocket
I got echoes in my head.
"A Thousand Miles From Nowhere" by Dwight Yoakam
Misheard Lyrics:
I got pickles in my head
Original Lyrics:
I got echoes in my head
"A Thousand Miles From Nowhere" by Dwight Yoakam
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got hard eggs in my pocket
I've got pickles in my hair.
Original Lyrics:
i've got heartaches in my pockets
I've got echoes in my head.
"A Thousand Miles From Nowhere" by Dwight Yoakam
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got heartache in my pocket
I've got pickles in my head.
Original Lyrics:
I've got heartache in my pocket
I've got nickels in my head.
"A Thousand Miles From Nowhere" by Dwight Yoakam
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got heartaches by the numbers,
I've got pickles in my hair
Original Lyrics:
I've got heartaches by the numbers,
I've got visions in my head
"A Thousand Miles From Nowhere" by Dwight Yoakam
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got nickels in my head.
Original Lyrics:
I've got echoes in my head.
"A Thousand Miles From Nowhere" by Dwight Yoakam
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got pickles in my eggs.
Original Lyrics:
I've got echoes in my head.
"A Thousand Miles From Nowhere" by Dwight Yoakam
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got pickles in my hair.
Original Lyrics:
I've got echos in my head.
"A Thousand Miles From Nowhere" by Dwight Yoakam
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got pickles in my hair
Original Lyrics:
I've got echos in my head
"A Thousand Miles From Nowhere" by Dwight Yoakam
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got pickles in my head.
Original Lyrics:
I got echoes in my head.
"A Thousand Miles From Nowhere" by Dwight Yoakam
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got pickles in my head.
Original Lyrics:
I've got echos in my head.
"A Thousand Miles From Nowhere" by Dwight Yoakam
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got pickles in my head
Original Lyrics:
I've got echoes in my head
"A Thousand Miles" by Vanessa Carlton
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause you know I'd walk a thousand smiles
Original Lyrics:
'Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles
"Three Good Reasons" by Crystal Gayle
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't apply
Original Lyrics:
I don't reply
"Three Good Reasons" by Crystal Gayle
Misheard Lyrics:
Inside
Original Lyrics:
Instead
"Three Mississippi" by Terri Clark
Misheard Lyrics:
Three Mississippi, now I'm looking back.
Original Lyrics:
Three Mississippi, no looking back.
"Three Wooden Crosses" by Randy Travis
Misheard Lyrics:
A farmer and teacher, a looker and a preacher
Original Lyrics:
A farmer and teacher, a hooker and a preacher
"The Thunder Rolls" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
And under tow and the lightning bites.
Original Lyrics:
And the thunder rolls and the lightning strikes.
"The Thunder Rolls" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
As the storm goes on that of control
Original Lyrics:
As the storm blows on, out of control
"The Thunder Rolls" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
As the storm goes on
That of control
Original Lyrics:
As the storm goes on
Out of control
"The Thunder Rolls" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
She's pacing by the telephone in her fake flannel gown.
Original Lyrics:
She's pacing by the telephone in her faded flannel gown.
"The Thunder Rolls" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
She's pacing by the telephone in her favorite flannel gown
Original Lyrics:
She's pacing by the telephone in her faded flannel gown.
"The Thunder Rolls" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
The thunder roads
Original Lyrics:
The thunder rolls.
"The Thunder Rolls" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Thunder Rd
Original Lyrics:
Thunder rolls
"Thunderstruck" by AC/DC
Misheard Lyrics:
Blender
Original Lyrics:
Thunder
"Thunderstruck" by AC/DC
Misheard Lyrics:
Chundersturck
Original Lyrics:
Thunderstruck
Song is from 1990.
"Thunderstruck" by AC/DC
Misheard Lyrics:
I was shakin' on my knees
Could I calm in you please?!
Original Lyrics:
I was shakin' at the knees
Could I come again please?!
"Thunderstruck" by AC/DC
Misheard Lyrics:
Sunday
Original Lyrics:
Thunder
"Ticks" by Brad Paisley
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to check you for d***s.
Original Lyrics:
I want to check you for ticks.
"Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport" by Rolf Harris
Misheard Lyrics:
Tie me kangaroo downpour.
Original Lyrics:
Tie me kangaroo down, sport.
"Tighter And Tighter" by Alive & Kicking
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh no, adjust a little bit height in my baby
Original Lyrics:
Hold on a-just a little bit tighter now baby
"Til I Kissed You" by The Everly Brothers
Misheard Lyrics:
Until I kissed Jeff.
Original Lyrics:
Until I kissed you.
"Till You Love Me" by Reba McEntire
Misheard Lyrics:
You walked through my heart
And I'll never give up
'Til you love me.
Original Lyrics:
To offer my heart
And never give up
'Til you love me.
"Timber, I'm Falling in Love" by Patty Loveless
Misheard Lyrics:
Who'd know I'd love such?
Original Lyrics:
Who knows how love starts?
"Timeless And True Love" by Rhonda Vincent
Misheard Lyrics:
For mine is a timeless and true love
And in this river rollin' on and on.
Original Lyrics:
For mine is a timeless and true love
An endless river rollin' on and on.
"Timeless And True Love" by The McCarters
Misheard Lyrics:
Just look at how the mountains reach up to this guy
So strong against the heart winds as the years go by
My love is no less tender, born of foreign steel.
Original Lyrics:
Just look at how the mountains reach up to the sky
So strong against the hard winds as the years go by
My love is no less tempered, born of fire and steel.
"Timeless And True Love" by The McCarters
Misheard Lyrics:
Look out on the nice guy
Tell me what you see.
Original Lyrics:
Look out on the night sky
Tell me what you see.
"Timeless" by Dallas Smith
Misheard Lyrics:
Mayberry fishing hole
Original Lyrics:
Mayberry, fishing pole
"Tim McGraw" by Taylor Swift
Misheard Lyrics:
When you sing Tim McGraw
Original Lyrics:
When you think Tim McGraw
"The Tin Man" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
How I wish I could give him nine
Original Lyrics:
How I wish I could give him mine
"Tiny Dancer" by Elton John
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, Tony Danza
Count the headlice on the highway
Lay me, darlin', she's so pretty
She had a busy day today.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
I submitted my version to Elton to sing at one of his concerts (free of charge). Has anyone yet heard them?
"Tiny Dancer" by Elton John
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, Tony Danza
Count the head lice on the highway
Lay me down in sheets with Lenin
She had a president today.
or
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
She had a visitor today.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
"Tiny Dancer" by Elton John
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, Tony Danza
Count the headlice on my hiney
Lay me down on sheets of lettuce
I had a bath today, today.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today.
"Tiny Dancer" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus grieves; Holly loves to read
Original Lyrics:
Jesus freaks out in the street
"Tiny Dancer" by Elton John
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking on she sings the songs
The virgin knows the tune she humbles
Original Lyrics:
Looking on she sings the songs
The words she knows the tune she hums
"Tiny Dancer" by Elton John
Misheard Lyrics:
Tony Danza is my hand.
Original Lyrics:
Tiny dancer in my hand.
"To All The Girls I've Loved Before" by Julio Iglesias and Willie Nelson
Misheard Lyrics:
I yodel on and, oh!
To all the girls I've loved before.
Original Lyrics:
I owe a lot, I know
To all the girls I've loved before.
"To Be With You" by Mr. Big
Misheard Lyrics:
Layin' it on the line, you see it's true.
Original Lyrics:
Waited on a line of greens and blues.
"To Be With You" by Mr. Big
Misheard Lyrics:
Waited on a line of winds and blues.
Original Lyrics:
Waited on a line of greens and blues.
"To Get Me to You" by Lila McCann
Misheard Lyrics:
And I don't forget Lorraine
Original Lyrics:
And I don't forget the rain
"To Get Me to You" by Lila McCann
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time I wore my beret
Original Lyrics:
Every time my heart would break
"To Get Me to You" by Lila McCann
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time my heartwood beret
Original Lyrics:
Every time my heart would break
"To Make You Feel My Love" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Down the highway of the grave
Original Lyrics:
Down the highway of regret
"To Make You Feel My Love" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you haven't meet your mom just yet
Original Lyrics:
I know you haven't made your mind up yet
"To Make You Feel My Love" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
I would offer you a woman's breast to make you feel my love
Original Lyrics:
I would offer you a warm embrace to make you feel my love
"To Make You Feel My Love" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd go crawlin down the aisle
Original Lyrics:
I'd go crawling down the avenue
Written by Bob Dylan
"To Make You Feel My Love" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd go crawlin' down the aisle for you.
Original Lyrics:
I'd go crawlin' down the avenue.
"To Make You Feel My Love" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd go hungry
I'd go blind for you
Original Lyrics:
I'd go hungry
I'd go black and blue for you
"To Make You Feel My Love" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd go hungry, I'd go back to you
Original Lyrics:
I'd go hungry, I'd go black and blue
"To Make You Feel My Love" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Stores are ranging down a rolling sea
Original Lyrics:
Storms are raging down a rolling sea
"To Make You Feel My Love" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
To make you feel Milo
Original Lyrics:
To make you feel my love
"To Make You Feel My Love" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
When the wind is blowing in your face
Original Lyrics:
When the rain is blowing in your face
"Tom Sawyer" by Rush
Misheard Lyrics:
He gets high on you.
Original Lyrics:
He gets by on you.
"Tom Sawyer" by Rush
Misheard Lyrics:
When the Space Invader gets his eye on you
Original Lyrics:
Today's Tom Sawyer, he gets high on you
"Tonight I Wanna Cry" by Keith Urban
Misheard Lyrics:
And a bottle of white
Original Lyrics:
And a bottle of wine
"Tonight The Heartache's On Me" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone whispered, 'Where's her pickle?'
Original Lyrics:
Someone whispered, 'Where's her halo?'
"Too Busy Being In Love" by Doug Stone
Misheard Lyrics:
And put them all in an old book
How much of muck that I took
The words and years has a way of slipping by.
Oh no, too bad, there goes the chance that I had.
I could have written a play so sweet and so funky
Given old Mr. Shakespeare a run for his money
Written the words to the prettiest tune
That would never leave that triangular moon
My only excuse for I do amen
I was too busy being in love.
Original Lyrics:
And put them all in a book
How much time would that have took?
The words in use have a way of slipping back
Oh no, too bad, there goes the chance that I had
I could have written a play so sweet and so funny
Given old Mr. Shakespeare a run for his money
Written the words to the prettiest tune
That would never leave a dry eye in the room
My only excuse for not doing enough
Well, I was too busy being in love.
"Too Legit To Quit" by MC Hammer
Misheard Lyrics:
Train full of midgets
Original Lyrics:
Trained for the mission
"Touch And Go" by The Cars
Misheard Lyrics:
And, dude, it felt so right
Original Lyrics:
And it felt so right
"Touch And Go" by The Cars
Misheard Lyrics:
I said go
Oh, oh, oh!
Original Lyrics:
Touch and go
Oh, oh, oh!
"Tough Little Boys" by Gary Allan
Misheard Lyrics:
The police just laughed.
Original Lyrics:
The bullies just that.
"Tourniquet" by Evanescence
Misheard Lyrics:
My goz my tourniquet return to me salvation.
Original Lyrics:
My God, my Tourniquet, return to me salvation.
"Trailer Trash" by Modest Mouse
Misheard Lyrics:
We should grease up, this watch of mine.
Original Lyrics:
Which agrees with this watch of mine.
"Trainwreck of Emotion" by Lorrie Morgan
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see tomorrow's deadlines
Original Lyrics:
I can see tomorrow's headlines
"Tra Le La Le La Le La Triangle" by Patsy Cline
Misheard Lyrics:
Tra la la la triangle.
My life's a son of a jangle.
Original Lyrics:
Tra le la le la le la triangle.
My life's in such a tangle.
"Trashy Women" by Confederate Railroad
Misheard Lyrics:
I like my women on the tragic side.
Original Lyrics:
I like my women on the trashy side.
"Trashy Women" by Confederate Railroad
Misheard Lyrics:
It was Debbie Thompson a set of knees
Original Lyrics:
It was debutantes and symphonies
Thought that my lyrics were right until i saw the correct ones on The Singing Bee...
"Trashy Women" by Confederate Railroad
Misheard Lyrics:
It was debutantes and the seventies
Original Lyrics:
It was debutantes and symphonies
"Trashy Women" by Confederate Railroad
Misheard Lyrics:
It was thick talks and a set of knees.
Original Lyrics:
It was debutantes and symphonies.
"Trashy Women" by Confederate Railroad
Misheard Lyrics:
Mom and dad had a plan for me
it was debutantes and a set of knees
Original Lyrics:
Mom and dad had a plan for me
it was debutantes and symphonies
"Travelin' Soldier" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Crying all alone under the stands
Was a prickly pear in the marching band.
Original Lyrics:
Crying all alone under the stands
Was a piccolo player in the marching band.
"Travelin' Soldier" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Fryin' all alone in big, fat pan
Was a pickle and a pear and an orange in the sand.
Original Lyrics:
Crying all alone under the stands
Was a piccolo player in the marching band.
"Triplosasaur" by Psychedelic Porn Crumpets
Misheard Lyrics:
I took another Shirley Temple, they're incredible, love!
Original Lyrics:
I took an arbitrary gamble that required more luck
A Shirley Temple is a non-alcoholic drink primarily made with ginger ale and grenadine. Note for editor: This song came out in 2020, but there is not yet a 2020s decade option for songs.
"Tripolasaur" by Psychedelic Porn Crumpets
Misheard Lyrics:
I've switched to ginger, different beers, and now I'm back on rum
Original Lyrics:
I’ve switched to gin, tried different beers, and now I'm back on rum
Note for the editor: This song was released in 2020; however, there is currently no 2020s decade option yet
"T-R-O-U-B-L-E" by Travis Tritt
Misheard Lyrics:
I smell tea all over your B.L.T
Original Lyrics:
I smell t-r-o-u-b-l-e
"T-R-O-U-B-L-E" by Travis Tritt
Misheard Lyrics:
I spell T-R-O-U-B-L-E
Original Lyrics:
I smell T-R-O-U-B-L-E
The misheard lyrics make more sense than the real one!
"T-R-O-U-B-L-E" by Travis Tritt
Misheard Lyrics:
I spilled tea all over you and me.
Original Lyrics:
I smell t-r-o-u-b-l-e.
"T-R-O-U-B-L-E" by Travis Tritt
Misheard Lyrics:
I spilt tea all over you and me
Original Lyrics:
I smell T-R-O-U-B-L-E
"T-R-O-U-B-L-E" by Travis Tritt
Misheard Lyrics:
My momma never told me about nothing like an I.O.U
Original Lyrics:
My momma never told me about nothing like a Y-O-U
"T-R-O-U-B-L-E" by Travis Tritt
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me what in the world you're doin' elbowin' me
Original Lyrics:
Tell me what in the world you're doin' a-l-o-n-e
"T.R.O.U.B.L.E." by Hank Williams Jr.
Misheard Lyrics:
I spilled tea all over you and me.
Original Lyrics:
I smell T.R.O.U.B.L.E!
"Truck Bed" by Hardy
Misheard Lyrics:
With a bottle of jackass pouring
Original Lyrics:
With a bottle of Jack I was pouring
"True" by George Strait
Misheard Lyrics:
Sure as a milker in her wagon
Original Lyrics:
Sure as a mountain river windin'
"Truly Madly Deeply" by Savage Garden
Misheard Lyrics:
I won a Stanley Cup on the mountain.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna stand with you on a mountain.
"Trying To Love Two Women" by Oak Ridge Boys
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a long old ride
And the tires you buy.
Original Lyrics:
It's a long old grind
And it tires your mind.
"Tubthumping" by Chumbawamba
Misheard Lyrics:
I get knocked down but I get up again
Go to heaven on a big guitar
Original Lyrics:
I get knocked down but I get up again
And they're never gonna keep me down
"Tubthumping" by Chumbawamba
Misheard Lyrics:
I get no tar from the double gate 'cause I left it on the VCR
Original Lyrics:
I get knocked down, but I get up again, you're never gonna keep me down
"Tubthumping" by Chumbawamba
Misheard Lyrics:
I got no doubt
Original Lyrics:
I get knocked out
"Tulsa Time" by Don Williams
Misheard Lyrics:
Libby, don't tell us the time.
Original Lyrics:
Living on Tulsa time
"Tulsa Time" by Don Williams
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' on toast 'n tang
Original Lyrics:
Living on Tulsa time
"Tulsa Time" by Don Williams
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' on toast and wine
Original Lyrics:
Livin' on Tulsa Time
"Tulsa Time" by Don Williams
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' on turpentine
Original Lyrics:
Livin' on Tulsa Time
"Tulsa Time" by Don Williams
Misheard Lyrics:
Living on toast and time
Original Lyrics:
Living on Tulsa time
"Turkey in the Straw" by Wee Sing
Misheard Lyrics:
Turkey in the store
Original Lyrics:
Turkey in the straw
"Turn It Loose" by The Judds
Misheard Lyrics:
Put on your shirt and shoes and turn it loose
Original Lyrics:
Put on your shoutin' shoes and turn it loose
"Turn The Beat Around" by Gloria Estefan
Misheard Lyrics:
Love to hear her passion.
Original Lyrics:
Love to hear percussion.
"Twilight Zone" by Golden Earring
Misheard Lyrics:
And you were long gone, when the bullet hit the bone.
Original Lyrics:
Soon you will come to know, when the bullet hits the bone
"Twist And Shout" by Mary Chapin Carpenter
Misheard Lyrics:
Find a twisted partner in the KGB.
Original Lyrics:
Find a twistin' partner and a Cajun beat.
"Twistin' The Night Away" by Sam Cooke
Misheard Lyrics:
He's dancin' with the chicken slacks
Original Lyrics:
He's dancin' with the chick in slacks
"The Twist" by Chubby Checker
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on little b1tch
Original Lyrics:
Come on little miss
"Two Car Garage" by B.J. Thomas
Misheard Lyrics:
Two car garage and a two story house
And a couple of kids we can drag around
Original Lyrics:
Two car garage and a two story house
And a couple of kids we can brag about
"Two Doors Down" by Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
Kukla, Fran and Ollie are having a party.
Original Lyrics:
Two doors down they're laughing and drinkin', and having a party.
Kukla, Fran and Ollie were two puppets and a woman who had a children's show on public television.
"Two Of A Kind Workin' On A Full House" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
A pick-up truck is hurlin' a scene
Original Lyrics:
A pick-up truck is her limousine
"Two Of A Kind Workin' On A Full House" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Her favorite dress is her painted blue jeans
or
Her favorite dress is her baby blue jeans
or
Her favorite dress and her baby blue jeans
or
Her favorite dress and her baby blue jeans
Original Lyrics:
Her favorite dress is her faded blue jeans
"Two Of A Kind Workin' On A Full House" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Her favorite dress and her faded blue jeans
Original Lyrics:
Her favorite dress is her faded blue jeans
"Two Of A Kind Workin' On A Full House" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes we fight just so we can make love.
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes we fight just so we can make up.
"Two Of A Kind Workin' On A Full House" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes we fight just to wiggle McDuff.
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes we fight just so we can make-up.
"Two Of A Kind Workin' On A Full House" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, we're two of a kind, Workin' on a gold hound!
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, we're two of a kind, Workin' on a full house!
"Two of a Kind Workin' on a Full House" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes we find just some real good love.
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes we fight just so we can make up.
"Two of a Kind Workin' on a Full House" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, we're two of a kind,
Workin' for Uncle Ralph!
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, we're two of a kind,
Workin' on a full house!
"Two Pina Coladas" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Bring me to Nina Colada.
Original Lyrics:
Bring me two pina coladas.
"Two Pina Coladas" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Bring me two bean enchalidas,
gotta have one for each hand
Original Lyrics:
Bring me two pina coladas,
gotta have one for each hand
"Two Pina Coladas" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Bring me two convenient colonics
Original Lyrics:
Bring me two pina coladas
"Two Pina Coladas" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Bring me two pina coladas and one cornish hen.
Original Lyrics:
Bring me two pina coladas, one for each hand.
"Two Pina Coladas" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Bring me two pina coladas, I want one for each end
Original Lyrics:
Bring me two pina coladas, I want one for each hand
"Two Pina Coladas" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's set sail with Captain Mortgage
Original Lyrics:
Let's set sail with Captain Morgan
"Two Pina Coladas" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Set sail for California
Original Lyrics:
Set sail with Captin Morgan
"Two Pink Lines" by Eric Church
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah I was foolish and wild, she was classic and regal
we were fresh out of school, both paralegals
Original Lyrics:
Yeah I was foolish and wild, she was classic and regal
we were fresh out of school, both barely legal
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