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"Objects In The Rearview Mirror May Appear Closer.." by
Meat Loaf
He was dangerous and drunken if he heeded and corroded
But they held her and then they inhaled.
or
He was dangerous and drunken if he heeded and corroded
But they held her and then they enhate.
He was dangerous and drunk and defeated
And corroded by failure and envy and hate.
Full title: "Objects In The Rearview Mirror May Appear Closer Than They Are." (But it wouldn't all fit in the textbox.)
A year has come and gone
Since we heard the news 'bout Billy Joel
A year has come and gone
Since we heard the news 'bout Billie Joe
And she and Billy Joel
And she and Billie Joe
The day Billy Joe McAllistar jumped off the Chattahoochie Bridge.
or
Today, Billy Jo McCalister jumped off the Tallahassee Bridge.
Today, Billy Joe MacAllister jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge.
I'm goin' back down to Jooga-Jew.
or
I'm goin' back down the sugar chew.
I'm goin' back down to Georgia.
On my way back to Java Joe
I'm goin' back down to Georgia.
Oh Mary, hold on, hold on
Oh, Sherrie
Our love holds on, holds on.
Steve Perry
Are love hold's on, hold's on.
Oh, Sherrie
Our love holds on, holds on.
"Oh, The Thinks You Can Think" by
Seusical
Oh, the drinks you can drink
When you think about juice.
Oh, the thinks you can think
When you think about Seuss.
White lightning's still the biggest threat of all.
White Lightning's still the biggest thrill of all.
Suitcase packed with all his themes
Suitcase packed with all his things
If only you were me, how could I do this to you?
What do you mean, how could I do this to you?
Seven niggers and all our gear in a rental van
Seven pickers and all our gear in a rental van
Winner's comin' on and he's twenty below
My feet are froze over so where can we go.
Winter's comin' on and it's twenty below
And the river's froze over so where can he go.
I'm a-just doin' what any other God damned American woman might do.
I'm a-just doin' what any other modern-day, American woman might do.
I'm on a mission,
And it's all about forgettin' to die.
I'm on a mission,
And it's all about forgettin' tonight.
Now my momma told me in this doggiedog world
You gotta work harder than a man
Now my momma told me in this dog-eat-dog world
You gotta work harder than a man
"The One I Loved Back Then (The Corvette Song)" by
George Jones
She was built in from the handles, son.
She was built and fun to handle, son.
"One Last Breath" by
Creed
Hold me now
'Cause I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking
Maybe six feet is over now.
Hold me now
'Cause I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking
Maybe six feet ain't so far down.
I did not wish for money
Or a Magic Mound Of Goo.
I did not wish for money
Or a mansion in Mailibu.
I didn't ask for mommy
I didn't ask for money
I didn't ask for money
Or imagine a mile of booze.
I did not wish for money
Or a mansion in Malibu.
Maybe we should stay
Leave me wishing still
Give me just a one more last dance
Before you say, "We're through"
Give me just a one more last chance
Before you say, "We're through"
If you don't listen to my preachin' boy
I'm gonna have to teach you how to dance.
If you don't listen to my preachin', boy
I'm gonna have to beat you half to death.
Two in love one man's been lying to
Two women one man's been lying to
Had to pull her tootie
Had to pull her to me
I took one look at her and had to pull her tootie.
I took one look at her and had to pull her to me.
Patty Sue was a small town beauty
One look at her, I had to pull her toony.
Patty Sue was a small town beauty.
One look at her, I had to pull her to me.
Patty Sue was a small town cutie.
I took one look at her and had to pull her toonie
Patty Sue was a small town beauty.
I took one look at her and had to pull her to me
Patty Sue was a small town cutie
Patty Sue was a small town beauty
The windows clear my memory
The pages start to turn
And suddenly I'm seeing
The moment that I learned
The wind blows clear my memory
The pages start to turn
And suddenly I'm singing
The moment that I learn
We called him tickled-feet.
We called him freckled-faced.
Past the point of Father Time
Past the point of Fahrenheit
Making cheese with someone else.
Thinking she's with someone else.
"One Too Many" by Keith Urban and Pink
In this gorgeous setting, staring at my phone
In this bar, just sat here staring at my phone
A housie on a neighborhood
Where you can ride your new bike to school
A catwalk where Mom & Dad
Still believe The Golden Rule
A house, a yard, a neighborhood
Where you can ride your new bike to school
A kind of world where Mom & Dad
Still believe The Golden Rule
Down here I know
Down here on Earth
Thanks for the hell
(later)
One voice was hell
Thanks for the help
(later)
One voice was heard
Baby can't speak
Maybe next week
I'm gonna blow my ticket in the pouring rain
I'm gonna go out dancing in the pouring rain
I'm gonna grow my tits in the pouring rain
I'm gonna go out dancing in the pouring rain
I'm gonna sail the ocean
Gonna spread my wings
Gonna climb that mountain
Gonna go to Paris.
I'm gonna sail the ocean
Gonna spread my wings
Gonna climb that mountain
Gonna do everything.
One way ticket to the booze
One way ticket to the blues
One-day cricket on the moon
One way ticket to the blues
Rolling Manta Ray
Manta Ray in diarrhea.
Noli manere
Manere in memoria.
Landmines have taken my sight, taken my speech, taken my earring.
Land mine has taken my sight, taken my speech, taken my hearing.
Doin' reds in the back of a limousine
Newlyweds in the back of a limousine
One kid helps pay her wreck
One kid helps pay her rent
Coming to America
Only in America
Everybody gets a chance
Everybody gets to dance
One just might be a resident
One just might be president
Only in a vehicle
or
Only in a miracle
Only in America
Wonders who might be president
One just might be president
It was only you and me
It was only in my dreams
Only on days of Indian Wine
Only on days that end in Y
Only on days that indians wine
Only on days that end in Y
Lonely old days and indian wine
or
Only on daze that Indian Wife
or
Only on daze that Indian Wife
Only on days ending in 'Y'
Rodeo days and Indian wine
Only on days that end in 'y'.
You didn't like me 'til you saw me on the TV
If you're lobalonic, why you watchin'?
You didn't like me 'til you saw me on the TV
If you're so low below me, why you watchin'?
Almond Roca can
On the road again
I got five others making music with my friends
The life I love is making music with my friends
It's like my love is making music with my friends.
The life I love is making music with my friends.
Song is from '80, not '70-anything
Like a band of dips***s, we go down the highway.
Like a band of gypsies, we go down the highway.
Like abandoned gypsies
Like a band of gypsies
On the road again
Like a band of dip-s***s, we go down the highway.
On the road again
Like a band of gypsies, we go down the highway.
On the road again
Like a band of gypsies blowin´ down the hallway.
On the road again
Like a band of gypsies, we go down the highway.
On the road again
Like a battleship as we go down the highway.
On the road again
Like a band of gypsies, we go down the highway.
On the road again
Like abandoned ships of weasels down the highway.
On the road again
Like a band of gypsies, we go down the highway.
The wife I love is making music with my friends
The life I love is making music with my friends
I don't believe that any derivation of "making music with my friends" appears in "Always on My Mind"!
We're the best of them
We're the best of friends
While five others making music in my head.
The life I love is making music with my friends.
While my wife is making music with my friends.
All my life is making music with my friends.
While my wife is making whoopie with my friend.
The life I love is making music with my friends.
Going places like I've never been
Going places that I've never been
Knowing places like I've never been
Going places that I've never been
Like a robot can
On the road again
Like the Dixie Chicks, we go down the highway
Like a band of gypsies, we go down the highway
Editor's note: Please realize that the country band The Dixie Chicks formed a LONG time after this song was made.
Just to spy on you
Just to spite you
Got lost in this game of pain
Got lost in this game, oh baby
As I'm awake in bed
As I wake in bed
Sedentary when I married the flea.
Cemetery where I married the sea.
Baby what fun, then we must juice
There's a weapon that we must use
Adhesive, our song is the slammin scream floor
And he says... Our song is the slamming screen door
Got to the hallway, well on my way
To to my left and back
Got to the hallway, well on my way
To my loving bed
Got to the hallway, well on my way
to my love in bed
Got to the hallway, well on my way
to my loving bed
He's got a one hand feel on the steering wheel
The other on my haaaaaa
He's got a one hand feel on the steering wheel
The other on my heart
Our song is to save the green door
or
Our song is to slam the green door
Our song is the slamming screen door
The first eight men I didn't kiss around I should have
The first date "man, I didn't kiss her, and I should have"
Come out of sequesture and be.
Come out of the question and be.
You bought my favorite dress
You borrowed my favorite dress
And it was so bad
And it hurts so bad
I think she's breathing
I think she's leaving
Bueno paco pa, mi hijo
Bueno paco pa sriracha
Oye como va Mi ritmo
Bueno pa gozar Mulata
Hitler was a country boy.
Fiddler rosin up your bow.