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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard country lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
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"Baba O'Riley" by The Who
Misheard Lyrics:
Out here in the veal
I copped all my feels
I copped all my feels
Original Lyrics:
Out here in the fields
I fought for my meals
I fought for my meals
"Baby Girl" by Sugarland
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember me in ribbons and pearls
I still love you more than anything in this world
I still love you more than anything in this world
Original Lyrics:
Remember me in ribbons and curls
I still love you more than anything in the world
I still love you more than anything in the world
"Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-a-Lot
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Rumpelstiltskin
You say you wanna get in my bins?
You say you wanna get in my bins?
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, Rump-o-smooth-skin
you say you wanna get in my Benz?
you say you wanna get in my Benz?
"Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix A Lot
Misheard Lyrics:
When a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist
And turns 'round in your face.
And turns 'round in your face.
Original Lyrics:
When a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist
And a round thing in your face.
And a round thing in your face.
"Baby Likes To Rock It" by The Tractors
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a sack full of semen, gotta stick it in your fish...
or
Gat em stacked full of semen gotta stick it in you face
or
Gat em stacked full of semen gotta stick it in you face
Original Lyrics:
Got 'em stacked to the ceilin' gotta stick em in your face
"Baby Likes to Rock It" by The Tractors
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a sack full of semen, got to stick it in your fish
Original Lyrics:
She got it stacked to the ceiling got it stickin' in your face
"Baby One More Time" by Britney Spears
Misheard Lyrics:
Hee it ma bayban, one mur tim
Original Lyrics:
Hit me, baby, one more time
"Baby One More Time" by Britney Spears
Misheard Lyrics:
I must confess I saw you pee.
Original Lyrics:
I must confess I still believe.
"Baby One More Time" by Britney Spears
Misheard Lyrics:
Show me how you wanna do me.
Original Lyrics:
Show me how you want it to be.
"Baby's Got Her Blue Jeans On" by Mel McDaniel
Misheard Lyrics:
Heaven help us
Baby's got a blue jean zone.
Baby's got a blue jean zone.
Original Lyrics:
Heaven help us
Baby's got her blue jeans on.
Baby's got her blue jeans on.
"Back In Black" by AC/DC
Misheard Lyrics:
Get loose, from a nude.
Original Lyrics:
I'm let loose, from the noose.
"Back in the Saddle Again" by Gene Autry
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm back in Seattle again
Original Lyrics:
I'm back in the saddle again
"Back in Your Arms Again" by Lorrie Morgan
Misheard Lyrics:
How could this strong girl be so blind?
Original Lyrics:
How could this grown girl be so blind?
"Back Of Your Hand" by Dwight Yoakam
Misheard Lyrics:
Why are all my colors painted brown?
Original Lyrics:
Why are all my colors faded brown?
"Back Seat of a Greyhound Bus" by Sara Evans
Misheard Lyrics:
She got it wrapped, while the red lights flashed.
Original Lyrics:
She cried and laughed, while the red lights flashed.
"Back Seat of a Greyhound Bus" by Sara Evans
Misheard Lyrics:
Somewhere between chipped fingernail polish
She always wishèd she could go to college
She always wishèd she could go to college
Original Lyrics:
No wedding ring; chipped fingernail polish.
She always wished that she could go to college
She always wished that she could go to college
"Backside Of Thirty" by John Conlee
Misheard Lyrics:
Backside of thrifty
Original Lyrics:
Backside of thirty
"Backside of Thirty" by John Conlee
Misheard Lyrics:
Back on the bottle with no will to climb.
Original Lyrics:
Back on the bottom with no will to climb.
"Back When" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you remember the piss in a Pepper?
Original Lyrics:
Don't you remember the fizz in a Pepper?
"Back When" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me a laptop for strumming
Original Lyrics:
Give me a flat top for strumming
"Back When" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
Jose hopped in my country.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause they put pop in my country.
"Bad Boys" by Inner Circle
Misheard Lyrics:
Not even the ice cream man gives you no break.
Original Lyrics:
Not even you 'idren naw give you no break.
"Bad Case Of Loving You (Doctor, Doctor)" by Robert Palmer
Misheard Lyrics:
Hand me down, twenty-one gazette
Solitude is on your lips.
Solitude is on your lips.
Original Lyrics:
You had me down, 21 to zip
Smile of Judas on your lips.
Smile of Judas on your lips.
"Bad Moon Rising" by Creedence Clearwater Revival
Misheard Lyrics:
There's batman on the right.
Original Lyrics:
There's a bad moon on the rise.
"Bailamos" by Enrique Iglesias
Misheard Lyrics:
I love balls, let the rhythm take you over I love balls!
Original Lyrics:
Bailamos, let the rhythm take you over, bailamos!
Editor's note: The singer's last name is spelled Iglesias, not Eglasis or anything variant. Please look on the album cover or do your research if you are not sure of the spelling of an artist's name.
"The Ballad of Jed Clampett" by Flatt & Scruggs
Misheard Lyrics:
He was shooting at the pool
Original Lyrics:
He was shooting at some food
Pool as in billiards.
"Ball Of Confusion" by The Temptations
Misheard Lyrics:
Mom's clothes in demand
Population out of hand
Suicide, too many bills
Hef is moving to the hills
People all over the world are shooting off the walls.
Population out of hand
Suicide, too many bills
Hef is moving to the hills
People all over the world are shooting off the walls.
Original Lyrics:
Mod clothes in demand
Population out of hand
Suicide, too many bills
Hippies moving to the hills
People all over the world are shouting, 'End the War'.
Population out of hand
Suicide, too many bills
Hippies moving to the hills
People all over the world are shouting, 'End the War'.
"The Bandit" by Jerry Reed
Misheard Lyrics:
They call you the Bandit
And I caught one tame
Shackles only by Piedmont
And the weatherman's chains.
And I caught one tame
Shackles only by Piedmont
And the weatherman's chains.
Original Lyrics:
They call you The Bandit
An outlaw untamed
Shackled only by freedom
You wear no man's chain.
An outlaw untamed
Shackled only by freedom
You wear no man's chain.
"Barbara Ann" by Beach Boys
Misheard Lyrics:
Bar-Bar-Bar-Bar-Bomber Ann
Original Lyrics:
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara Ann
"The Baron" by Johnny Cash
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish I had ammonia when you were a little younger.
Original Lyrics:
I wish I had a-known ya when you were a little younger.
"The Baron" by Johnny Cash
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish I had an onion
Original Lyrics:
I wish I had a-known ya
"Battle Hymn Of The Republic" by Boxcar Willie
Misheard Lyrics:
Glory Glory Hardly Knew Ya
Original Lyrics:
Glory Glory Hallelujah
"Battle of New Orleans" by Johnny Horton
Misheard Lyrics:
Ol' Heap-Freak said we could take 'em by surprise,
if we didn't fire our muskets 'til we looked 'em in the eyes...
if we didn't fire our muskets 'til we looked 'em in the eyes...
Original Lyrics:
Ol' Hickory said we could take 'em by surprise,
if we didn't fire our muskets 'til we looked 'em in the eyes...
if we didn't fire our muskets 'til we looked 'em in the eyes...
This is the song that starts out "In 1814 we took a little trip, along with Colonel Jackson down the mighty Mississip! We took a little bacon and we took a little beans, and we fought the bloody British in the town of New Orleans..."
"Battle of New Orleans" by Johnny Horton
Misheard Lyrics:
There wasn't quite as many as there was a while ago
Original Lyrics:
There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago
"The Battle of New Orleans" by Johnny Horton
Misheard Lyrics:
We fired our buns
Original Lyrics:
We fired our guns
"Bawitdaba" by Kid Rock
Misheard Lyrics:
The pits where they fried the old Ezra Cook
or
The grits where they ain't got no extra cooks
or
The grits where they ain't got no extra cooks
Original Lyrics:
The grits when there ain't enough eggs to cook
"The Beaches Of Cheyenne" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
And wrote a book no man could write.
Original Lyrics:
And drew a bull no man could ride.
"The Beaches Of Cheyenne" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
He promised that he'd turn out well
It turned out that he died.
It turned out that he died.
Original Lyrics:
He promised that he'd turn out well
It turned out that he lied.
It turned out that he lied.
"The Beaches of Cheyenne" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
When he told her he was rotten
Original Lyrics:
When he told her he was riding
"The Beaches of Cheyenne" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
When he told her she was really
Original Lyrics:
When he told her he was riding
"Beast Of Burden" by The Rolling Stones
Misheard Lyrics:
I never eat my pizza burning
Original Lyrics:
I'll never be your beast of burden
"Beast Of Burden" by Rolling Stones
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll never be your beef stew burnin'
Original Lyrics:
I'll never be your beast of burden
"Beautiful Mess" by Diamond Rio
Misheard Lyrics:
What a beautiful mess I made.
Original Lyrics:
What a beautiful mess I'm in.
"Beautiful Stranger" by Madonna
Misheard Lyrics:
And everybody's nose
Original Lyrics:
And everybody knows
"Because Of You" by Kelly Clarkson
Misheard Lyrics:
Because of you, I never stray too far from the sideboard.
Original Lyrics:
Because of you, I never stray too far from the sidewalk.
"Because The Night" by Patti Smith
Misheard Lyrics:
Forgive, the Irving Berlin
Original Lyrics:
Forgive, the yearning burning
I thought it was a metaphor for love/romance!
"Because The Night" by Patti Smith
Misheard Lyrics:
Meatloaf tonight
Original Lyrics:
Because the night
"Bed Of Rose's" by The Statler Brothers
Misheard Lyrics:
She was a handsome woman just thirty-five
Who was spoken to in town by Barry Pugh.
Who was spoken to in town by Barry Pugh.
Original Lyrics:
She was a handsome woman just thirty-five
Who was spoken to in town by very few.
Who was spoken to in town by very few.
"Bed Of Roses" by Bon Jovi
Misheard Lyrics:
And I want to slay you down
On a bed of roses.
On a bed of roses.
Original Lyrics:
And I want to lay you down
On a bed of roses.
On a bed of roses.
"Bed of Roses" by Bon Jovi
Misheard Lyrics:
Norma Rae, you're down on a Bed of Roses
Original Lyrics:
Want to lay you down
On a bed of roses.
On a bed of roses.
"Been Caught Stealing" by Jane's Addiction
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, alright!!
Faggot Bob!
It's mine!
Faggot Bob!
It's mine!
Original Lyrics:
Hey alright,
if I get by,
it's mine
if I get by,
it's mine
"Beer And Bones" by John Michael Montgomery
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't nothin' but beer and b***s.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't nothin' but beer and bones.
"Beer And Bones" by John Michael Montgomery
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't nutten but beer and bones.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't nothin' but beer and bones.
"Beer For My Horses" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
Saddle up your b*l*s.
Original Lyrics:
Saddle up your boys.
"Beer For My Horses" by Toby Keith And Willie Nelson
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll all eat back at the local zoo.
Original Lyrics:
We'll all meet back at the local saloon.
"Beer For My Horses" by Toby Keith and Willie Nelson
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll all eat right at the local saloon.
Original Lyrics:
We'll all meet back at the local saloon.
"Beer For My Horses" by Toby Keith and Willie Nelson
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll all meet back and have a Molson Blue.
Original Lyrics:
We'll all meet back at the local saloon.
"Beer For My Horses" by Toby Keith And Willie Nelson
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll all meet back at the opal saloon.
Original Lyrics:
We'll all meet back at the local saloon.
"Beer For My Horses" by Toby Keith And Willie Nelson
Misheard Lyrics:
Whiskey for my men
And queers for my horses.
And queers for my horses.
Original Lyrics:
Whiskey for my men
And beer for my horses.
And beer for my horses.
"Beer For My Horses" by Toby Keith and Willie Nelson
Misheard Lyrics:
Whiskey for my name before my horses.
Original Lyrics:
Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses.
"Beer For My Horses" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
Whisky for my men before my horses.
Original Lyrics:
Whisky for my men, beer for my horses.
"Beer for My Horses" by Toby Keith And Willie Nelson
Misheard Lyrics:
Somebody threw up in the building
Original Lyrics:
Somebody blew up the building
"Beer in Mexico" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
Sit right here, have another bear and letsa go!
Original Lyrics:
Sit right here, have another beer in Mexico!
"Beer Money" by Kip Moore
Misheard Lyrics:
And I've got a little bit of money
Original Lyrics:
And I got a little beer money
"Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood
Misheard Lyrics:
And he don't go
Original Lyrics:
And he don't know
"Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood
Misheard Lyrics:
And she's probably eating Friskies
Original Lyrics:
And she's probably getting frisky
"Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood
Misheard Lyrics:
And she's probably getting THIRSTY
Original Lyrics:
And she's probably getting frisky
"Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood
Misheard Lyrics:
And she's probably getting sexy
Original Lyrics:
And she's probably getting frisky.
"Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood
Misheard Lyrics:
Called my name into his limousine
Original Lyrics:
Carved my name into this leather seat
"Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood
Misheard Lyrics:
Called my name into this lemon seed
Original Lyrics:
Carved my name into his leather seat
"Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood
Misheard Lyrics:
Called my name into this limousine
Original Lyrics:
Carved by name into this leather seat
"Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood
Misheard Lyrics:
Carved my name in to his legacy.
Original Lyrics:
Carved my name in to his leather seats.
"Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood
Misheard Lyrics:
Carved my name into his leg, I see.
Original Lyrics:
Carved my name into his leather seats.
"Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood
Misheard Lyrics:
Carved my name into his legacy...
Original Lyrics:
Carved my name into his leather seat...
"Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood
Misheard Lyrics:
Carved my name into his limousine.
Original Lyrics:
Carved my name in to his leather seats.
Please understand English is my second language. "ducks"
"Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood
Misheard Lyrics:
Carved my name into this letter C
or
Carved my name into this leather seat
or
Carved my name into this leather seat
Original Lyrics:
Carved my name into his leather seats
"Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood
Misheard Lyrics:
Dabing on three dollars of that bathroom cologne
Original Lyrics:
Dabbing on three dollars of that bathroom Polo
"Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood
Misheard Lyrics:
He's probl'y slow dancin' with a bleach blonde tramp
And she's prob'ly gettin' thristy.
And she's prob'ly gettin' thristy.
Original Lyrics:
He's probably slow dancing with a bleach blonde tramp
And she's probably getting frisky.
And she's probably getting frisky.
"Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe next time he'll sing before he cheats
Original Lyrics:
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
"Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe next time he'll think before he stinks
Original Lyrics:
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
"Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe next time he's gay before he cheats
Original Lyrics:
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
"Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood
Misheard Lyrics:
Right now he's probably up behind her with a blue stick
Showing her how to shoot a cotton ball
Showing her how to shoot a cotton ball
Original Lyrics:
Right now
He's probably up behind her with a pool-stick
Showing her how to shoot a combo.
He's probably up behind her with a pool-stick
Showing her how to shoot a combo.
"Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood
Misheard Lyrics:
Right now, he's probably baggin' all three dollars worth of that bathroom ho.
Original Lyrics:
Right now, he's probably dabbin' on three dollars worth of that bathroom Polo.
"Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood
Misheard Lyrics:
Right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink 'cause she can't chew whiskey.
Original Lyrics:
Right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink 'cause she can't shoot whiskey.
"Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood
Misheard Lyrics:
Right now, he's probably dabbin' on three dollars worth of that bathroom cologne.
Original Lyrics:
Right now, he's probably dabbin' on three dollars of that bathroom Polo.
[Editor's note: Polo is a brand of cologne. So, Daria (who had thought 'cologne' was the correct lyric), it would make perfect sense.]
"Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood
Misheard Lyrics:
Right now
He's probably up behind her with a pool-stick
Shovin' up her a** to shoot a combo.
He's probably up behind her with a pool-stick
Shovin' up her a** to shoot a combo.
Original Lyrics:
Right now
He's probably up behind her with a pool-stick
Showing her how to shoot a combo.
He's probably up behind her with a pool-stick
Showing her how to shoot a combo.
"Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood
Misheard Lyrics:
She's probably eating Friskies
Original Lyrics:
She's probably getting frisky
"Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood
Misheard Lyrics:
That I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up 4 wheel drive
Carved my name into his letter "C".
Of his pretty little souped-up 4 wheel drive
Carved my name into his letter "C".
Original Lyrics:
That I dug my key into the side
of his pretty little souped-up 4- wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats.
of his pretty little souped-up 4- wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats.
"Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood
Misheard Lyrics:
Try a karaoke
Original Lyrics:
Shania karaoke
"Before I Die" by Tracy Byrd
Misheard Lyrics:
To where nothing on God's green Earth is to die for
Original Lyrics:
To where nothing on God's green Earth looks dry
"Before The Dawn" by Evanescence
Misheard Lyrics:
Beep, beep at the dock again
End all hole Jew.
End all hole Jew.
Original Lyrics:
Meet me after dark again
And I'll hold you.
And I'll hold you.
"Beggars Can't Be Choosey" by H-Town
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's get be choosey.
Original Lyrics:
Beggars can't be choosey.
"Bei Mir bist du schon" by Andrews Sisters
Misheard Lyrics:
My dear Mr. Shane.
Original Lyrics:
Bei mir bist du schon (German) Bei mir bist du sheyn (Yiddish)
It means 'To me (roughly, 'as far as I'm concerned') you are beautiful.' On one episode of "Taxi", the three principals dress in drag as the Andrews Sisters and perform this song--not at all badly.
"Believe" by Cher
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you believe in love that a love?
Original Lyrics:
Do you believe in life after love?
"Bennie And The Jets" by Elton John
Misheard Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie's got my sex.
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the jets
"Bennie And The Jets" by Elton John
Misheard Lyrics:
Ba, ba, ba beating on my chest
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
"Bennie And The Jets" by Elton John
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs and mohair tubes.
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
"Bennie And The Jets" by Elton John
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric booze!
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots!
"Bennie And The Jets" by Elton John
Misheard Lyrics:
When we fly the cabreras out in the streets
Original Lyrics:
Where we fight our parents out in the streets
"The Berenstain Bears' Theme Song" by Lee Ann Womack
Misheard Lyrics:
The only difference is they live in a creek
Original Lyrics:
The only difference is they live in a tree
"The Berenstain Bears" by Lee Ann Womack
Misheard Lyrics:
Somewhere here in Bear Country
Original Lyrics:
Somewhere deep in Bear Country
"The Best Day" by George Strait
Misheard Lyrics:
Plastic cars was his thing
Original Lyrics:
Classic cars was his thing
"Better Man, Better Off" by Tracy Lawrence
Misheard Lyrics:
I wouldn't change a thing except 4 a.m.
or
I wouldn't change a thing except Ford 8N
or
I wouldn't change a thing except Ford 8N
Original Lyrics:
I wouldn't change a thing, except for the end
"Better Man" by Clint Black
Misheard Lyrics:
Things I couldn't do anymore, now I think I can
Original Lyrics:
Things I couldn't do before, now I think I can
"Better Of Without You" by Emmylou Harris
Misheard Lyrics:
Never rode without you
Original Lyrics:
Better off without you.
"Between Blue Eyes And Jeans" by Conway Twitty
Misheard Lyrics:
And tonight some band saw doctor
Might break the chains that lock her.
Might break the chains that lock her.
Original Lyrics:
And tonight some dance hall doctor
Might break the chains that lock her.
Might break the chains that lock her.
"Bicycle Race" by Queen
Misheard Lyrics:
Bi-sexual, bi-sexual, bi-sexual
Original Lyrics:
Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle
"Bicycle Race" by Queen
Misheard Lyrics:
Buy cigarettes, buy cigarettes, buy cigarettes
Original Lyrics:
Bicycle Race, Bicycle Race, Bicycle Race
"Big Boy Toys" by Aaron Tippin
Misheard Lyrics:
I like big boy toys, motors and lights
Knobs and switches and a forty-five.
Knobs and switches and a forty-five.
Original Lyrics:
I like big boy toys, motors and lights
Knobs and switches and a four-wheel drive.
Knobs and switches and a four-wheel drive.
"Big Deal" by LeAnn Rimes
Misheard Lyrics:
It's all forgiven
Hear what I'm 'bout to say
Hear what I'm 'bout to say
Original Lyrics:
So forgive me
For what I'm 'bout to say
For what I'm 'bout to say
"Big Deal" by LeAnn Rimes
Misheard Lyrics:
It's amazing
It's lovely
You cannot ever let him go
It's lovely
You cannot ever let him go
Original Lyrics:
It's amazing
His loving
I can't believe I let him go
His loving
I can't believe I let him go
"Big Energy" by Latto
Misheard Lyrics:
Baggage, I could be your friend to see
Original Lyrics:
Bad bitch, I could be your fantasy
Song came out in the 2020s, so please file it under "misc"
"Big Green Tractor" by Jason Aldean
Misheard Lyrics:
Put your pretty little lingerie on me
Original Lyrics:
Put your pretty little arms around me
"Big Green Tractor" by Jason Aldean
Misheard Lyrics:
We can go to town, but baby if you'd rather,
I'll take you for a ride on the victory tractor.
I'll take you for a ride on the victory tractor.
Original Lyrics:
We can go to town, but baby if you'd rather,
I'll take you for a ride on my big green tractor.
I'll take you for a ride on my big green tractor.
"Big Iron" by Marty Robbins
Misheard Lyrics:
Big iron on his lip.
Original Lyrics:
Big iron on his hip.
"Big River" by Johnny Cash
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna f**k you, big river
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna flood you, big river
"Big Star" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
Banana Joe's bar
or
The Nana Joe's bar
or
The Nana Joe's bar
Original Lyrics:
The night of Joe's Bar
"Big Star" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
She doesn't care anymore that her high school girlfriends cut her hair.
Original Lyrics:
She doesn't care anymore that her high school girlfriends cut her down.
"Big Star" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a big star
At Banana Joe's Bar.
At Banana Joe's Bar.
Original Lyrics:
She's a big star
After nine at Joe's Bar.
After nine at Joe's Bar.
"Big Star" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a big star
At the Nana Joe's Bar.
At the Nana Joe's Bar.
Original Lyrics:
She's a big star
At Banana Joe's Bar.
At Banana Joe's Bar.
"Big Star" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a big star
Every night at Joe's bar
or
After nine at Joe's Bar.
Every night at Joe's bar
or
After nine at Joe's Bar.
Original Lyrics:
She was a big star at Banana Joe's bar
"Big Time" by Big and Rich
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't need that stuff 'cause
I've got friends like you
To buy me drinks and bolts and blades that I can use
I've got friends like you
To buy me drinks and bolts and blades that I can use
Original Lyrics:
I don't need that stuff 'cause
I've got friends like you
To buy me drinks, have boats and planes that I can use
I've got friends like you
To buy me drinks, have boats and planes that I can use
"Big Yellow Taxi" by Joni Mitchell
Misheard Lyrics:
Had fry rice and I poop up da parking lot.
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" by Counting Crows
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey paradise put up a fork in life
Original Lyrics:
Paved paradise and put up a parking lot
"Big Yellow Taxi" by Counting Crows
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, paradise, put back the funk in life.
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" by Counting Crows
Misheard Lyrics:
It ain't paradise, to put up a f*cking law.
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" by Counting Crows
Misheard Lyrics:
They paid paradise to put up a parking lot.
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" by Counting Crows
Misheard Lyrics:
True paradise, put up a fock in love
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot
"Billy The Kid" by Marty Robbins
Misheard Lyrics:
There's Mexican maidens played a Tarzan scene.
Original Lyrics:
There's Mexican maidens play guitars and sing.
"B-I-N-G-O" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
There was a dog his name was Bob
And Bing was his name-o
And Bing was his name-o
Original Lyrics:
There was a farmer, had a dog
And Bingo was his name-o.
And Bingo was his name-o.
"The Birdie Dance" by Spitting Image (TV)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let a speaker up a hoe!
Original Lyrics:
Learn to speak Arabaho!
"Birmingham Turnaround" by Keith Whitley
Misheard Lyrics:
Then head on south by envy.
or
Then head on south by amnesia.
or
Then head on south by ham 'n' cheese.
or
Then head on south by enemies.
or
Then head on south by amnesia.
or
Then head on south by ham 'n' cheese.
or
Then head on south by enemies.
Original Lyrics:
Then head on south by any means.
"Black Balloon" by Goo Goo Dolls
Misheard Lyrics:
Dangerous world without you there
Original Lyrics:
Angels fall without you there
"Black Eyes, Blue Tears" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Black eyes, I dont need them
Blue jeans give me freedom.
Blue jeans give me freedom.
Original Lyrics:
Black eyes I don't need them
Blue tears give me freedom.
Blue tears give me freedom.
"Black Eyes, Blue Tears" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Black guys I don't need them.
Blue tears leave me freezing, Ow
Blue tears leave me freezing, Ow
Original Lyrics:
Black eyes I don't need them.
Blue tears give me freedom, Now
Blue tears give me freedom, Now
"Black Eyes, Blue Tears" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Black guys, I don't need 'em.
Blue jeans give me freedom
Blue jeans give me freedom
Original Lyrics:
Black eyes I don't need 'em.
Blue tears give me freedom
Blue tears give me freedom
"Black Eyes, Blue Tears" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Black guys, I don't need 'em.
Original Lyrics:
Black eyes, I don't need 'em.
"Black Eyes, Blue Tears" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Black guys, I don't need 'em
Blue jeans, give me three of them.
Blue jeans, give me three of them.
Original Lyrics:
Black eyes, I don't need 'em
Blue tears give me freedom.
Blue tears give me freedom.
"Blackfella Whitefella" by Warumpi Band
Misheard Lyrics:
Blackfella, whitefella, yellafella, anyfella
It doesn't matter Indian colour
As long as you a true fella
It doesn't matter Indian colour
As long as you a true fella
Original Lyrics:
Blackfella, whitefella, yellafella, anyfella
It doesn't matter what your colour
As long as you a true fella
It doesn't matter what your colour
As long as you a true fella
"Black Velvet" by Alannah Myles
Misheard Lyrics:
Jimmie Rogers on an electric appliance.
Original Lyrics:
Jimmie Rodgers on the Victrola up high.
"Blessed" by Martina McBride
Misheard Lyrics:
I have big breasts.
Original Lyrics:
I have been blessed.
"Blessed" by Martina McBride
Misheard Lyrics:
To be hit by the ones that love me
To love them so much it hurts.
To love them so much it hurts.
Original Lyrics:
To be here with the ones that love me
To love them so much it hurts.
To love them so much it hurts.
"Bless The Broken Road" by Rascal Flatts
Misheard Lyrics:
It's all part of a brand new plan
Daddy's coming through.
Daddy's coming through.
Original Lyrics:
It's all part of a grander plan
That is coming true.
That is coming true.
"Bless the Broken Road" by Rascal Flatts
Misheard Lyrics:
This much I know is true
That God blessed the broken balls
That led me straight to you
That God blessed the broken balls
That led me straight to you
Original Lyrics:
This much I know is true
That God blessed the broken road
That led me straight to you
That God blessed the broken road
That led me straight to you
"Blinded By The Light" by Manfred Mann's Earth Band
Misheard Lyrics:
Blinded by the light
Wrapped up like a dutch, another roller in the night.
Wrapped up like a dutch, another roller in the night.
Original Lyrics:
Blinded by the light
Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night.
Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night.
"Blinded By The Light" by Manfred Mann
Misheard Lyrics:
Wrapped up like a douche until I rode her in the night
Original Lyrics:
Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night
Editor's note: The first word in this band's name has only one N, not two (i.e., it's Manfred, not Mannfred).
"Blinded By The Light" by Manfred Mann's Earth Band
Misheard Lyrics:
Wrecked up like a douche, you know the runner in the night.
Original Lyrics:
Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night.
"Blinded by the Light" by Manfred Mann
Misheard Lyrics:
Ripped up like a douche into a boner in the night.
Original Lyrics:
Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night
"Blinding Lights" by The Weeknd
Misheard Lyrics:
I said, ooh, I'm drowning in denial
Original Lyrics:
I said, ooh, I'm drowning in the night
"Blitzkrieg Bop" by The Ramones
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey ho, let's go!
Hey you, Homo!
Hey you, Homo!
Original Lyrics:
Hey ho, let's go!
Hey ho, let's go!
Hey ho, let's go!
"Blood Red and Goin' Down" by Tanya Tucker
Misheard Lyrics:
Daddy said, "Now come, girl
We're headed down the road to a dust-up"
We're headed down the road to a dust-up"
Original Lyrics:
Daddy said, "Now come, girl
We're headed down the road to Augusta"
We're headed down the road to Augusta"
"Blow At High Dough" by Tragically Hip
Misheard Lyrics:
When you're blowin' hot dogs
Original Lyrics:
When you're blowin' high dough
"Bluebird" by Miranda Lambert
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, and I'm still giving him help
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, and I'm still giving 'em hell
"Blue-Blooded Woman" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a blue, bloody woman
and a I'm a red, naked man
and a I'm a red, naked man
Original Lyrics:
She's a blue-blooded woman
and I'm a red-necked man
and I'm a red-necked man
"Blue (Da Ba Dee)" by Eiffel 65
Misheard Lyrics:
I will bleat, I will die.
Original Lyrics:
Da ba dee, da ba di.
"Blue (Da Ba Dee)" by Eiffel 65
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a zoo, if I sneeze, I will die
Original Lyrics:
I'm blue, da ba dee, da ba di.
"Blue (Da Ba Dee)" by Eiffel 65
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm blue, I believe I could die.
Original Lyrics:
I'm blue, da ba de, ba da di.
"Blue (Da Ba Dee)" by Eiffel 65
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm blue, I would need, I would deny it.
Original Lyrics:
I'm blue, da ba de, da ba di.
"Blue (Da Ba Dee)" by Eiffel 65
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm blue, and I believe I'm a guy.
Original Lyrics:
I'm blue, da ba dee, da ba die.
"Blue (Da Ba Dee)" by Eiffel 65
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm blue, double dibble.
Original Lyrics:
I'm blue, da ba de, da ba di.
"Blue (Da Ba Dee)" by Eiffel 65
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm blue, if I eat meat I will die
Original Lyrics:
I'm blue, da ba dee da ba die
"Blue (Da Be Dee)" by Eiffel 65
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a yeen, I'm a die, I'm hyena to die
Original Lyrics:
Da ba dee, da ba die, da ba dee ba da die
"Blue (Da Be Dee)" by Eiffel 65
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm you, I'm a dweeb imma die, I would beat up a guy, I believe I can fly, if I were green I would die
Original Lyrics:
Im blue, da ba dee da ba die, da ba dee da ba die, da ba dee da ba die, da ba dee da ba die
"Blue For No Reason" by Bonnie Raitt
Misheard Lyrics:
Why ask why: Polizei?
Original Lyrics:
Why ask why, moan and sigh?
Polizei is the German word for "police."
"Blue Sky Mine" by Midnight Oil
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's gonna shave me?
Original Lyrics:
Who's gonna save me?
"Bluest Eyes in Texas" by Restless Heart
Misheard Lyrics:
The bluest skyes in Texas are haunting me tonight
Original Lyrics:
The bluest eyes in Texas are haunting me tonight
"Blue Tail Fly" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Gimme that corn and I don't care,
the master's throwing it away
the master's throwing it away
Original Lyrics:
Jimmy Crack Corn and I don't care,
de massa's gone away
de massa's gone away
"Blue Tail Fly" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Jimmy's crack w**re and I don't care.
Original Lyrics:
Jimmy crack corn and I don't care.
"Blue Tail Fly" by Burl Ives
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a crack w**re, and I don't care.
Original Lyrics:
Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care.
"Blue" by Leann Rimes
Misheard Lyrics:
3 o'clock in the morning, here at mine
Sitting here so lonely, hold on to my goodbye.
Sitting here so lonely, hold on to my goodbye.
Original Lyrics:
3 o'clock in the morning, here am I
Sitting here so lonely, so lonesome I could cry.
Sitting here so lonely, so lonesome I could cry.
"Blue" by LeAnn Rimes
Misheard Lyrics:
Bloom
Oh, so loathsome to you
Oh, so loathsome to you
Original Lyrics:
Blue
Oh, so lonesome to you
Oh, so lonesome to you
"Bobbie Sue" by Oak Ridge Boys
Misheard Lyrics:
B-B-B-B-B-B-B-Barbecue
Original Lyrics:
B-B-B-B-B-B-B-Bobbi Sue
"Bobbie Sue" by The Oak Ridge Boys
Misheard Lyrics:
Her Daddy, Robert and her Mama, Roo,
They had a daughter that they barbecued.
They had a daughter that they barbecued.
Original Lyrics:
Her Daddy, Robert and her Mama, Ruth,
They had a daughter they named Bobbie Sue.
They had a daughter they named Bobbie Sue.
"Bobbie Sue" by The Oak Ridge Boys
Misheard Lyrics:
The sweetest pig that ever grew on the vine.
Original Lyrics:
The sweetest grape that ever grew on the vine.
"Body Like A Back Road" by Sam Hunt
Misheard Lyrics:
Body like a back road
Driving like an a**hole
Driving like an a**hole
Original Lyrics:
Body like a back road
Driving with my eyes closed
Driving with my eyes closed
"Body Like a Back Road" by Sam Hunt
Misheard Lyrics:
Body like a back hoe, driving with my a**hole
Original Lyrics:
Body like a back road, driving with my eyes closed
"Body Like a Back Road" by Sam Hunt
Misheard Lyrics:
Body like a back road, drive it in my a**hole
Original Lyrics:
Body like a back road, driving with my eyes closed
"Body Like a Back Road" by Sam Hunt
Misheard Lyrics:
Body like a back road, drive it up my a**hole
Original Lyrics:
Body like a back road, driving with my eyes closed
"Body Like a Back Road" by Sam Hunt
Misheard Lyrics:
Tryna move my ass more
or
Drivin' with my ass closed
or
Drivin' with my ass closed
Original Lyrics:
Driving with my eyes closed
"Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheesy bum has a devil for a son for me.
Original Lyrics:
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me.
"Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen
Misheard Lyrics:
I see a little silly homo of a man
Scary doosh, scary doosh
With your big fandango
Thunderbirds and grease lightning
Very, very frightening me
Scary doosh, scary doosh
With your big fandango
Thunderbirds and grease lightning
Very, very frightening me
Original Lyrics:
I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouche, Scaramouche
Will you do the Fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning
Very, very frightening me
Scaramouche, Scaramouche
Will you do the Fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning
Very, very frightening me
"Bonanza" by Lorne Greene
Misheard Lyrics:
Our birthright, Nancy Cartwright, Bonanza
Original Lyrics:
Our birthright is this Cartwright Bonanza
"The Bones" by Maren Morris
Misheard Lyrics:
The refs don't matter
Original Lyrics:
The rest don't matter
"Bonnie Jean (Little Sister)" by David Lynn Jones
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a mother all day and a trucker all night
Living on coffee and minute rice
Living on coffee and minute rice
Original Lyrics:
She's a mother all day and a trucker all night
Living on coffee and mini-whites
Living on coffee and mini-whites
"Boogie Woogie Choo Choo Train" by The Tractors
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a sack full of semen
And she'll stick it in your face.
And she'll stick it in your face.
Original Lyrics:
Got it stacked to the ceiling
And she'll stick it in your face.
And she'll stick it in your face.
"Boondocks" by Little Big Town
Misheard Lyrics:
It seems to me that it sounds familiar
Original Lyrics:
It sings to me and it sounds familiar
"Boot Scootin' Boogie" by Brooks and Dunn
Misheard Lyrics:
Bend down, turn around, go to town
Poop Shoot Boogie.
Poop Shoot Boogie.
Original Lyrics:
Get down, turn around, go to town
Boot Scootin' Boogie.
Boot Scootin' Boogie.
"Boot Scootin' Boogie" by Brooks and Dunn
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue's Clues boogie
Original Lyrics:
Boot Scootin' Boogie
"Boot Scootin' Boogie" by Brooks and Dunn
Misheard Lyrics:
Cadillac flap jack
Baby meet me outback
We're gonna boogie.
Baby meet me outback
We're gonna boogie.
Original Lyrics:
Cadillac blackjack
Baby meet me outback
Wwe're gonna boogie.
Baby meet me outback
Wwe're gonna boogie.
"Boot Scootin' Boogie" by Brooks and Dunn
Misheard Lyrics:
Cadillac, Fat Jack
Baby meet me outback
We're gonna boogie.
Baby meet me outback
We're gonna boogie.
Original Lyrics:
Cadillac blackjack
Baby meet me outback
Wwe're gonna boogie.
Baby meet me outback
Wwe're gonna boogie.
"Boot Scootin' Boogie" by Brooks and Dunn
Misheard Lyrics:
Get her down, turn her around, go to town.
Original Lyrics:
Get down, turn around, go to town.
"Boot Scootin' Boogie" by Brooks and Dunn
Misheard Lyrics:
Get her down; turn her around; go to town...
Original Lyrics:
Get down; turn around; go to town...
"Boot Scootin' Boogie" by Brooks and Dunn
Misheard Lyrics:
It's where all the country folk do the Poop Shoot Boogie.
or
It's where all the country folk go to Boot Scootin' Boogie.
or
It's where all the country folk go to Boot Scootin' Boogie.
Original Lyrics:
It's where all the cowboy folk go to boot scootin' boogie.
"Boot Scootin' Boogie" by Brooks and Dunn
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I work hard for what once was my money.
Original Lyrics:
I got a good job, I work hard for my money.
"Born To Be Wild" by Steppenwolf
Misheard Lyrics:
Empty both of my guts at once and
Explode in your face.
Explode in your face.
Original Lyrics:
Fire all of your guns at once and
Explode into space.
Explode into space.
"Born To Be Wild" by Steppenwolf
Misheard Lyrics:
Lookin' for a venture
And a Harvard MBA!
And a Harvard MBA!
Original Lyrics:
Lookin' for adventure
And whatever comes our way!
And whatever comes our way!
"Born to Fly" by Sara Evans
Misheard Lyrics:
You were a butterfly
Original Lyrics:
You were born to fly
"Born To Make You Happy" by Britney Spears
Misheard Lyrics:
I was born to sucky-sucky
Original Lyrics:
I was born to make you happy
This song did NOT come out after 1999.
"Boulevard Of Broken Dreams" by Green Day
Misheard Lyrics:
Marshmallow hearts, the only thing that's faded
Original Lyrics:
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating.
"Boy From New York City" by Manhattan Transfer
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a real town
An needs no clown yeah yeah
He is the fine ice pen ice
I've ever seen in town yeah, yeah
And he's cute in his mommy's suit
And he keeps his pock marks full of
Spend and loot yeah, yeah
An needs no clown yeah yeah
He is the fine ice pen ice
I've ever seen in town yeah, yeah
And he's cute in his mommy's suit
And he keeps his pock marks full of
Spend and loot yeah, yeah
Original Lyrics:
He's really down and he's no
Clown yeah yeah
He has the finest penthouse
I've ever seen in town yeah, yeah
And he's cute in his mohair suit
And he keeps his pockets full of
Spending loot yeah, yeah
Clown yeah yeah
He has the finest penthouse
I've ever seen in town yeah, yeah
And he's cute in his mohair suit
And he keeps his pockets full of
Spending loot yeah, yeah
"Boys From The Bush" by Lee Kernaghan
Misheard Lyrics:
We're live members of the outback club.
Original Lyrics:
We're life members of the outback club.
"The Boys Of Summer" by Don Henley
Misheard Lyrics:
After the poison summer had gone.
Original Lyrics:
After the boys of summer have gone.
"Brad Logan" by Rancid
Misheard Lyrics:
California sun had sunk
Banana meals had come tonight
I was high on junk
And the warm winter cinema, it feels alright.
Banana meals had come tonight
I was high on junk
And the warm winter cinema, it feels alright.
Original Lyrics:
California sun had sunk
Behind the Anaheim Hills
Here comes the night
I was high on junk
And the warm winds of Santa Anna feels alright.
Behind the Anaheim Hills
Here comes the night
I was high on junk
And the warm winds of Santa Anna feels alright.
From the original soundtrack of "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut".
"Brand New Day" by Sting
Misheard Lyrics:
How many strange people out there
Have been hurt in some kinda lover's cacapoopoo?
Have been hurt in some kinda lover's cacapoopoo?
Original Lyrics:
How many of you people out there
Have been hurt in some kind of love affair?
Have been hurt in some kind of love affair?
"Brand New Girlfriend" by Steve Holy
Misheard Lyrics:
We flew to Helen for the weekend.
Original Lyrics:
We flew to L.A. for the weekend.
"Brand New Man" by Brooks and Dunn
Misheard Lyrics:
I used to love a man and leave him.
Original Lyrics:
I used to love 'em and leave 'em.
"Brand New Man" by Brooks and Dunn
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd brag about my breedin'
Original Lyrics:
I'd brag about my freedom
"Brand-New Man" by Brooks and Dunn
Misheard Lyrics:
I used to love a man, leave him.
Original Lyrics:
I used to love 'em and leave 'em.
"Brandy (You're A Fine Girl)" by Looking Glass
Misheard Lyrics:
She smells like whiskey and wine.
Original Lyrics:
She serves them whiskey and wine.
"Break Away" by Big Pig
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't break away
Oh my God, is the whole army gay?
Oh my God, is the whole army gay?
Original Lyrics:
I can't break away
Ah-min-ah, do-ki-do, ah-mah-neh-la.
Ah-min-ah, do-ki-do, ah-mah-neh-la.
"Break Down Here" by Julie Roberts
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm out of cigarettes and I'm down to my last rag.
Original Lyrics:
I'm out of cigarettes and I'm down to my last drag.
"Breakfast In America" by Supertramp
Misheard Lyrics:
Never seem to get along.
Original Lyrics:
Never seem to get a lot.
"Breaking New Ground" by Wild Rose
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a hot time, I believe, in Missile Town
Start craving news round
Start craving news round
Original Lyrics:
It's high time I was leaving this old town
Start breaking new ground
Start breaking new ground
"Breaking The Law" by Judas Priest
Misheard Lyrics:
Pr*ckin' the wall!
Original Lyrics:
Breakin' the law
"Breakin' Loose" by Jerry Reed
Misheard Lyrics:
Look out, this cock boy's breakin' loose
Original Lyrics:
Look out, this cowboy's breakin' loose
"Breakin' Loose" by Jerry Reed
Misheard Lyrics:
See a great big piece of this one
Original Lyrics:
See a great big piece of this world
"Break On Through (To The Other Side)" by The Doors
Misheard Lyrics:
You're gonna get destroyed tonight
Ninety-five today.
Ninety-five today.
Original Lyrics:
You know the day destroys the night
Night divides the day.
Night divides the day.
"Breathe" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
Caught up in the crotch
Original Lyrics:
Caught up in the touch
"Breathe" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
Caught up in the crutch
Original Lyrics:
Caught up in the touch
"Breathe" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel the breeze
Original Lyrics:
I can feel you breathe
"Breathe" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel you breathe
Squashing all the bees.
Squashing all the bees.
Original Lyrics:
I can feel you breathe
It's washing over me.
It's washing over me.
"Breathe" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel you breed
Original Lyrics:
I can feel you breathe
"Breathe" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel your brains
Squashing on my knee.
Squashing on my knee.
Original Lyrics:
I can feel you breathe
Washing over me.
Washing over me.
"Breathe" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
I can hear you breathe
Original Lyrics:
I can feel you breathe
"Breathe" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see your dream
Original Lyrics:
I can feel you breathe
"Breathe" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
I can smell your feet.
Original Lyrics:
I can feel you breathe.
"Breathe" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
Just pee,
in I way I know my poop is draining down
in I way I know my poop is draining down
Original Lyrics:
Just breathe,
In a way I know my heart is breaking up
In a way I know my heart is breaking up
"Breathe" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
Lord, I feel your touch
Original Lyrics:
Caught up in the touch
"Breathless" by The Corrs
Misheard Lyrics:
Go on, go on, leave me breastless
Original Lyrics:
Go on, go on, leave me breathless
"Brick House" by The Commodores
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a big house,
she's mighty meaty,
lettin' it all hang out.
she's mighty meaty,
lettin' it all hang out.
Original Lyrics:
She's a brick house,
she's mighty mighty,
lettin' it all hang out.
she's mighty mighty,
lettin' it all hang out.
"Brimful Of Asha" by Cornershop
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody needs a bosom throw pillow
Original Lyrics:
Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow
"Brimful Of Asha" by Cornershop
Misheard Lyrics:
Grim voodoo asher on the forty five.
Original Lyrics:
Brimful of Asha on the forty five
"Brimful Of Asha" by Cornershop
Misheard Lyrics:
Grin, toot and Bash her on the 45.
Original Lyrics:
Brim full of Asha on the 45.
"Brimful Of Asha" by Cornershop
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a grim day for the washer when they're forty-five.
Original Lyrics:
It’s a brimful of Asha on the forty-five.
"Bring Back Your Love To Me" by Earl Thomas Conley
Misheard Lyrics:
Our love is worth five to four.
Original Lyrics:
Our love is worth fightin' for.
"Bring Me Down" by Miranda Lambert
Misheard Lyrics:
You can love me in the air and break my heart
Original Lyrics:
You can look me in the eye and break my heart
"Bring On The Neon" by Ricky Lynn Gregg
Misheard Lyrics:
A dance floor to pee on
Original Lyrics:
A dance floor to be on
"Bring On the Rain" by Jo Dee Messina
Misheard Lyrics:
So bring on L.A.
Original Lyrics:
So bring on the rain
"Bring on the Rain" by Jo Dee Messina featuring Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm cussing anyway
Original Lyrics:
And I'm thirsty anyway
"Bring on the Rain" by Jo Dee Messina
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm flirting anyway
Original Lyrics:
And I'm thirsty anyway
"Bring Your Daughter to the Slaughter" by Iron Maiden
Misheard Lyrics:
Bring me a doughnut to the sauna
Original Lyrics:
Bring me your daughter to the slaughter
"Brokenheartsville" by Joe Nichols
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet talkin' two-bit Tom has a 10-inch s******.
Original Lyrics:
Sweet-talkin', forked tongue, haf a temptin' charm.
"Brokenheartsville" by Joe Nichols
Misheard Lyrics:
They can kiss my a**.
Original Lyrics:
They can kiss my glass.
"A Broken Wing" by LeAnn Rimes
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll bet that God sold fish
To show them unto me.
To show them unto me.
Original Lyrics:
I'll bet that God saw fit
To show them unto me.
To show them unto me.
"A Broken Wing" by Martina McBride
Misheard Lyrics:
With a broken wing, she can't raise her jeans.
Original Lyrics:
With a broken wing, she carries her dreams.
"Brown Eyed Girl" by Van Morrison
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey there, Amigo!
Original Lyrics:
Hey where did we go?
"Brown Eyed Girl" by Van Morrison
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Roderigo!!
Original Lyrics:
Hey, where did we go?
"Brown Eyed Girl" by Van Morrison
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, weird amigo!
Original Lyrics:
Hey, where did we go?
"Brown Eyed Girl" by Van Morrison
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, well, Amigo!
Original Lyrics:
Hey, where did we go?
"Brown Sugar" by The Rolling Stones
Misheard Lyrics:
I bet your momma was attention queen.
Original Lyrics:
I bet your momma was a tent show queen.
"Brown Sugar" by The Rolling Stones
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll bet your mama was a cheshire queen.
Original Lyrics:
I bet your mama was a tent show queen.
"Brown Sugar" by The Rolling Stones
Misheard Lyrics:
Old Joe said she copped a pile of pills.
Original Lyrics:
Gold Coast slaveship bound for cotton fields.
"Bubba Can Dance" by Shenandoah
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been watching all night and I'm working my curby chub
Original Lyrics:
I've been watching all night and I'm working my courage up
"Bubba Shot The Jukebox" by Mark Chesnutt
Misheard Lyrics:
The sheriff arrived with his bat phone on.
Original Lyrics:
Well, the sheriff arrived with his bathrobe on.
"Bubba Shot the Jukebox" by Mark Chesnutt
Misheard Lyrics:
Weavin' hog down at Margie's bar
Original Lyrics:
We were all down at Margie's bar
"Buddy Holly" by Weezer
Misheard Lyrics:
What did we ever do to these guys that they'd insult my love
Original Lyrics:
What did we ever do to these guys that made them so violent
You have to stretch the end of 'insult' and 'my' and say love quickly.
"Buddy Holly" by Weezer
Misheard Lyrics:
What's with this always dissin' my girl?
Original Lyrics:
What's with these homies dissin' my girl?
"Bug-A-Boo" by Destiny's Child
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me wanna throw my keitai out the window
Original Lyrics:
You make me wanna throw my pager out the window.
Keitai is Japanese for Mobile/Cell (Phone)
"Buicks To The Moon" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
They'll be driving eunuchs to the moon.
Original Lyrics:
They'll be driving Buicks to the moon.
"Bullet With Butterfly Wings" by Smashing Pumpkins
Misheard Lyrics:
Spinal Marie I am still just a bat in a cage
Original Lyrics:
Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage.
"Burn" by Jo Dee Messina
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you wanna be an actor of the night?
Original Lyrics:
Do you wanna be an actor up in lights?
"Bury My Heart" by Jason McCoy
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m gonna dig me some gold
Original Lyrics:
I’m gonna dig me a hole
"But For The Grace Of God" by Keith Urban
Misheard Lyrics:
And there hasn't been peace on Owl Street
Since who knows when.
Since who knows when.
Original Lyrics:
And there hasn't been peace on our street
Since who knows when.
Since who knows when.
"But For The Grace Of God" by Keith Urban
Misheard Lyrics:
But for the gray cigar
Original Lyrics:
But for the grace of God
"But For The Grace Of God" by Keith Urban
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been told that he's rich
But he seems so old.
But he seems so old.
Original Lyrics:
I've been told that he's rich
But he seems so poor.
But he seems so poor.
"But for the Grace of God" by Keith Urban
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see that omen
Original Lyrics:
I can see that old man
"Butterflies" by Skrillex, Starrah, and Four Tet
Misheard Lyrics:
Let you know baby, show me, show me
Original Lyrics:
Electric love baby, shock me, shock me
"Bye Bye" by Jo Dee Messina
Misheard Lyrics:
Bye Bye love I'll catch ya later
Got a left foot down on my accelerator
Got a left foot down on my accelerator
Original Lyrics:
Bye Bye love I'll catch ya later
Got a lead foot down on my accelerator
Got a lead foot down on my accelerator
"Bye Bye" by Jo Dee Messina
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a left foot down on my accelerator
Original Lyrics:
Got a lead foot down on my accelerator
"Bye Bye" by Jo Dee Messina
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta let foot down on my accelerator.
Original Lyrics:
Got a lead foot down on my accelerator.
"B.Y.O.B." by System Of A Down
Misheard Lyrics:
Still, your fetus rise from the tablecloth.
Original Lyrics:
Still, you feed us lies from the tablecloth.
"B.Y.O.B." by System of a Down
Misheard Lyrics:
Why do they watch us clean the war!
Original Lyrics:
Why do they always send the poor?
"B.Y.O.B." by System of a Down
Misheard Lyrics:
Why do we always suck at war?
Original Lyrics:
Why do they always send the poor?
"B.Y.O.B." by System Of A Down
Misheard Lyrics:
Why do we live in Singapore?
Original Lyrics:
Why do they always send the poor?
"B.Y.O.B." by System Of A Down
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't prisoners fight the war?
Original Lyrics:
Why don't Presidents fight the war?
"B.Y.O.B." by System Of A Down
Misheard Lyrics:
With a drying cloth
Original Lyrics:
Moses' dry mouth
"By The Time I Get To Phoenix" by Glen Campbell
Misheard Lyrics:
By the time I make out the turkey, she'll be working.
Original Lyrics:
By the time I make Albuquerque, she'll be working.
"By The Time I Get To Phoenix" by Glen Campbell
Misheard Lyrics:
By the time I make out the turkey, she'll be worth it.
Original Lyrics:
By the time I make Albuquerque, she'll be working.
"By the Time I Get to Phoenix" by Glen Campbell
Misheard Lyrics:
By the time I get to feel it, she'll be rising..
Original Lyrics:
By the time I get to Phoenix, she'll be rising..
"By the Time I Get to Phoenix" by Glen Campbell
Misheard Lyrics:
By the time I make Albert Gherkin, she'll be working.
Original Lyrics:
By the time I make Albuquerque, she'll be working.
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