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I was embarrassed when she turned out the lights
I wasn't there when she turned out the lights
Coochie coo a day or a slob, mist-ah!
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
Can the childhood in my heart rise above
or
And the childhood in my heart cried forth
or
And the childhood in my heart cried forth
Can the child within my heart rise above
In a stone covered hill
In a snow covered hill
In the snow-covered tales
In a snow covered hill
Landmine got you down.
Landslide got you down.
All you people gotta pee gotta pee,
how your crap's affecting our capacity.
All you people can't you see can't you see
how your love is affecting our reality
I'll be running high when you're screamin' my name, alright!
I may run and hide when you're screamin' my name, alright!
I've been gripping on reality
or
I've been tripping in the alleyway
How your love is affecting our reality
I've been runnin' high,
People screamin' my name, alright.
But let me tell you now
There are prices to pay, alright
I may run and hide
When you're screamin' my name, alright
But let me tell you now
There are prices to fame, alright
Oh Mr Rhino can't you see
Can't you see how your love is affecting our reality
All you people can't you see
Can't you see how your love is affecting our reality
We're phuckin' hard and you're screwin' me good all night
I'll be runnin' high when you're screamin' my name alright
The pink ice cream
The painful scream
Oh baby, my name's Joe.
Oh, where did my manners go?
Suffocation, no breeding
I don't give a f*** if I cut my own pleading.
Suffocation, no breathing
I don't give a f*** if I cut my arm bleeding.
Did you know a goat could sleep and leave the lights on?
Did you know I go to sleep and leave the lights on?
Well, my underwear turned brown about an hour ago.
Well I just got into town about an hour ago.
Hey there, Sally
Lay down Sally
Darling, won't you ease my hooded man.
Darling, won't you ease my worried mind.
We'll find a road with no name, lay back in the slow lane
The sky is dropping we'll be runnin' like a Moltres
We'll find a road with no name, lay back in the slow lane
The sky is dropping Jupiter around us like some old train
Leave the dishes when you go.
Leave the pieces when you go.
Leavin' on a jet train
I'm leavin' on a jet plane.
'Cause I'm leavin' on a freight train.
'Cause I'm leavin' on a jet plane.
Lady Saint Clair in your eyes
Les bicyclettes de Belsize
Lady, say Clair to Versailles
Les bicyclettes de Belsize
Let 'er rip, Butterfly.
Let 'er rip, let it fly.
If you're gonna say goodbye
Don't take no red lights.
If you're gonna say goodbye
Don't take all day and night.
I just got a no
I just gotta know
I took this strange city you're shining
The lights of this strange city are shining
I've been 2,000 miles down an L.A. road
I've been 2,000 miles down a dead end road
If this is for the best, why are you stealing my heart
You're stealing my soul, let me let go
If this is for the best, why are you still in my heart
Are you still in my soul, let me let go
Leon Redbone
Let me let go
"Let Me Tell You About Love" by
Judds
Let me tell you, hellbound love
Let me tell you about love
And now you're in a Wonder Bra
I wonder what you're doing here.
And now you're in a wonderama
I wonder what you're doing here.
And to me you're f***in' pretty fine.
And to me you're lookin' really fine.
Let murder open the door to your heart
Let my love open the door to your heart
Let's get breakfast, Let's get breakfast tonight
Let's get reckless, Let's get reckless tonight
Less Kid, Less Kid, Less Kid, Less Kid Rock
Let's get , lets get, lets get, lets get rocked
She can't go long
She can't go wrong
Let this groove, c'est quelque chose (in French)
So stand up, alright, alright
Let this groove set in your shoes
So stand up, alright, alright
c'est quelque chose - means "quite something" in French
I wanna feel you in my bones.
I wanna feel you in my soul.
I wanna feel you in my hole
I wanna feel you in my soul
Lesbian love
All night long.
Let's make love
All night long.
Letis make lard
All night long.
Let's make love
All night long.
Let's talk about all the good things
And the bad things that makes baby.
Let's talk about all the good things
And the bad things that may be.
Let your love fly like a bird on the wing
And let your love bind you to all different things.
Let your love fly like a bird on the wing
And let your love bind you to all living things.
So let that thunder take you into space.
So let that wonder take you into space.
And you're still thinkin' you're the dynamite
And you're still thinkin' you're the Daddy Mac
Baby, I would give you the woren out.
You left me lying in a pool to die.
Baby, I would give til you wore it out.
You left me lying in a pool of doubt.
I've gotta go now and mow the lawn
I've gotta go now
I'm moving on
Say goodbye, 'cause your cankles back.
Say goodbye, 'cause you can't go back.
You sucked me in the dream of night
Just like a toy, you were black and white
You sucked me in and played my mind
Just like a toy, you were crank and wind
"Life In The Fast Lane" by
Eagles
Fly in the Vaseline
Life in the fast lane
A road's a road, this I know.
Road so rough, this I know.
Life is a highway
I can't fight it on my own.
Life is a highway
I wanna ride it all night long.
This is the road that leads up ahead.
This is the road and these are the hands.
With a brave RV
Where the brave are free
With a brave offering
Where the brave are free
A road so rough, yes I know
A road so rough, this I know
There ain't much time yesterday
There ain't much time left today
Old man beating on the young guy
Law man beating on the wrong guy
You no longer loved me, and I sang like a sad girl
You no longer loved me, and I sang like a sad bird
Heck, sure, things blow up in my face.
Had sure things blow up in my face.
It's like trying to get off of a water spout.
It's like trying to get oil from a water spout.
It's like trying to get off on a water spout.
It's like trying to get oil from a water spout.
Seen it all tryin' to win the race.
Seemed a long shot win the race.
Tryin' to get off from a water spout.
Trying to get oil from a water spout.
Tryin' to get the courage to ask her out
Was like trying to beat off in a watersout.
Tryin' to get the courage to ask her out
Was like trying to get oil from a waterspout.
Trying to find the courage to ask her out
Was like trying to get home from a water spout.
Trying to find the courage to ask her out
Was like trying to get oil from a water spout.
Trying to find the courage to ask her out
Was like trying to get off on a water spout.
Trying to find the courage to ask her out
Was like trying to get oil from a water spout.
Trying' to get the courage to ask her out
Was like trying to get off on a waterspout
Tryin' to get the courage to ask her out
Was like trying to get oil from a waterspout.
And our love became a feudal empire.
And our love became a funeral pyre.
And our love became a funeral fire
And our love became a funeral pyre
And our love become a few ropes higher
And our love become a funeral pyre.
I want to drink out of my thigh.
Come on baby, light my fire.
I still wear my hair the same
Still wipe the sink alone.
I still wear my hair the same
Still like the same cologne.
Wanna rock some sheep that knocked the pictures off the wall
Wanna rock some sheet rock, knock the pictures off the wall
And I love you like all little children love kitties.
And I love you like all little children love pennies.
I'm so horny, but that's okay
My will is cooked.
I'm so horny, but that's okay
My will is good.
I've broken your wings.
We've broken our mirrors.
With the fruits I'll play my but I like ya
With the flutes I'll play my balalaika
To a little dive bar and a lot of dust
To a little dive bar in Dahlonega
To a little dive bar with a lot of love
Making the best of a worst day kind of night
To a little dive bar in Dahlonega
Making the best of a worst day kind of night
Just gimme a load of a little gasoline
Just gimme a road and a little gasoline
Just give me a roll and a little trampoline.
Just give me a road and a little gasoline.
Just give me a rope and a little Vaseline.
Just give me a road and a little gasoline.
Just give me a rope and a little gasoline
Just give me a road and a little gasoline
Just give me a rub with a little vasoline
Just give me a road and a little gasoline
Let 'em fo 'cause I don't need no stress.
Let 'em go 'cause I don't need no strings.
And the shrinking and the farting
And the drinking and the fighting
So I made my mom a tomato sandwich
So I made my mind up and made a sandwich
Changed my voice on the machine,
now there'll be little goodbyes with every ring
Change my voice on the machine,
or there'll be little goodbyes with every ring
Left the Liberace cap
Left the litter but I took the cat
Left the Liberace mat
Left the litter, but I took the cat
Left the liberachi but I took the cap
Left the litter but I took the cat
Left the lid, but I took the can
My little goodbyes
Loaded up the TV in the back of my car
Half done washing the VCR.
Left the litter, but I took the cat
My little goodbyes
Loaded up the TV in the back of my car
Have fun watching the VCR.
Left the liver, but I took the cat
Left the litter but I took the cat
Loaded up the jimmy in the back of my car half the watch and the VCR
Loaded up the TV in the back of my car have fun watching the VCR
My little good time
My little goodbyes
So I made my mama's tomato sandwich
So I made my mind up and made a sandwich
So I made my mom a tomato sandwich.
So I made up my mind and made a sandwich.
So I made my mom a tomato sandwich
So I made my mind up and made a sandwich
So I made your mama a tomato sandwich
And I didn't shed a tear.
So I made my mind up and made a sandwich
And I didn't shed a tear.
Took the statue from Japan,
funny little voodoo man
Took the statue from Japan,
funny little Buddha man
Took your favorite Dodger's hat
Left the liver out to the cat
Took your favorite Dodger's hat
Left the litter, but I took the cat
When a northern gun exploded
When a norther commenced blowin'
A drug-honest dude tried to mess with my head.
A drunk on a stool tried to mess with my head.
A drunk Amish dude tried to mess with my head
A drunk on a stool tried to mess with my head.
I wouldn't give her up for a thousand bucks of money
I wouldn't give her up for a thousand buckle bunnies
In the country western circuit, the term "buckle bunny" means a woman who is kind of like a "groupie" for a hot cowboy -- the kind of dude with lots of big belt buckles and all that jazz.
I'm her big fat daddy
She's my little Miss Honky Tonk.
I'm her big cat daddy
She's my little Miss Honky Tonk.
I'm here big fat daddy
She's my little Miss Donkey Kong
I'm her big cat daddy
She's my little Miss Honky Tonk.
She said, "Good way's gone, but I'm closing the gap."
She's a good ways gone but I'm closing the gap
Texas brakes, candy apple red rodeo
Texas plates, candy apple red rodeo
Texas place, can the apple red rodeo.
Texas plates, candy apple red rodeo.
The front seat's broken and my a**hole's dragging.
The front seat's broken and the axle's draggin'
I drive a new Mercedes
Drink Guinness with the ladies.
I drive a new Mercedes
Play tennis with the ladies.
I needed a new town for my new start
Seven VCRs in Arkansas at a Wal-mart.
I needed a new town for my new start
Sellin' VCRs in Arkansas at a Wal-mart.
Seven VCRs in Arkansas and a Wal-Mart
Sellin' VCRs in Arkansas at a Wal-Mart
Take a chance tonight and then tie the knot
Take a chance tonight and untie the knot
You know this heart of mine just can't bebop
You know this heart of mine just can't be bought
You got you Lil' Wayne
You got your little ways
I gotta get my pride or a cheese steak.
I gotta get my priorities straight.
And I loved Peter and I smoked reefer.
And I loved deeper and I spoke sweeter.
And I loved deeper and I smoked the sweet herb.
And I loved deeper and I spoke sweeter.
And I smoke weed
And I spoke sweeter
And I smoked weed, oh
And I spoke sweeter
And I spoke Swedish
And I spoke sweeter
And I watched the needle as it was flying
And I watched an eagle as it was flying
I gave forgiveness, I'd be denying.
I gave forgiveness I'd been denying.
It's incorrectly interpreted in your 'New Entries'. I was just hoping to clear it up. Thanks!
I spent most of the next days looking at the x-rays
Talking 'bout beeyotches, and talking 'bout sweet time.
I spent most of the next days looking at the x-rays
Talking 'bout the options, and talking 'bout sweet time.
I spent most of the next days, looking at the X-rays
And talking 'bout bee-yatches, and talking 'bout sweet time.
I spent most of the next days, looking at the X-rays
And talking 'bout the options, and talking 'bout sweet time.
I went 2.7 second on a blue man's shoe.
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu-Manchu.
I went 2.7 second on a four-lane Fu Manchu.
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu-Manchu.
I went 2.7 seconds On a bull named Fu Manchu.
I went 2.7 seconds On a bull named Blue Manchu.
I went 2.7 seconds in a four man Fu Man Chu.
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu-Manchu.
Great song! Loved the Tim/Scotty version on Idol.
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull man who aren't you.
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu Manchu.
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Blue Man Chu.
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu-Manchu.
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Blue Man's Shoe.
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu-Manchu.
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named food is you
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu Man-Chu.
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull names blue man's shoes.
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu-Manchu.
I went 2.7 seconds on a four-lane through Manchu
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu-Manchu.
I went 2.7 seconds on a full length Fu-Manchu.
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu-Manchu.
I went 2.7 seconds on a full length fu man chu.
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu Manchu.
I went 2.7 seconds on a full length fu-manchu.
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu-Manchu.
I went 2.7 seconds on a homemade Fu Man Chu.
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu-Manchu.
I went 2.7 seconds
On an old man's Fu- Manchu.
I went 2.7 seconds
On a bull named Fu- Manchu.
I went 3.7 seconds
On a blue man's gourmet shoe.
I went 2.7 seconds
On a bull named Fu Manchu.
I went 3.7 seconds
on bull named Blue Man's Shoe
I went 2.7 seconds
On a bull named Fu Manchu.
I went sky diving
I went Rocky Mountain climbing
I went 2.7 secounds on a blue full man tube.
I went sky diving
I went Rocky Mountain climbing
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu-Manchu.
I went skydiving
I went Rocky Mountain climbing
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named BluManChu.
I went skydiving
I went Rocky Mountain climbing
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu Man-Chu.
Fu Man-Chu is a kind of moustache.
I went three times, the year I lost my hand.
I went three times, the year I lost my dad.
I'd grow a full length fu-manchu.
On a bull named Fu Manchu.
I'm gay, forgive me, I'm in denial.
I gave forgiveness I'd been denyin'.
Live like you were Diane.
Live like you were dying.
On a bull named Blue Mongoose
On a bull named Fu-Manchu
On a bull named ELMER'S GLUE..
On a bull named Fu-Manchu
On a four-man Fu Manchu.
On a bull named Fu Manchu.
On a full man Fu-Manchu
On a bull named Fu-Manchu
I gave forgivness I'd be denying.
I gave forgiveness that did not end.
I found this over at www.songmeanings.net. I didn't have, nor have the heart to e-mail the submitter and tell him he's wrong.
I went 2.7 seconds and a blue man's food got you.
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu-Manchu.
Cussing up the seventh GI bill
OR
Cussing up the Senate GI bill
Cussing Uncle Sam and the GI bill
I'd be rollin on a river with Cledus
I'd be rollin on a river with Credence
Saw him sittin' on a sidewalk (the President).
Saw him sittin' on a sidewalk in Fresno.
Heavenly rockstar outta control
Hilbilly rockstar out of control
From the back of my deck, caught a fish
Caught a breeze and a thousand wrestling sets.
From the back of my deck, caught a fish
Caught a breeze and a thousand red sunsets.
That's the difference in living and a living will.
That's the difference in living and living well.
When she said, 'Put on your shorts.'
When she set foot on my shore.
A little routine nightlife
A little routine I liked
Every night I bitch her out
Into those neons arms that hold me tight
Every night I venture out
Into those neon arms that hold me tight
Hard-earned roll.
Hard roll.
And when they come by stone, all they need to ride on
And when they carve my stone all they need to write on it
One slender man who got all he ever wanted
Once lived a man who got all he ever wanted
One slipped up man who got all he ever wanted.
Once lived a man who got all he ever wanted.
When I see your delicate body
Revealed to me as you sleep off your drinks.
When I see your delicate body
Revealed to me as you slip off your dress.
A little devil ray,
with a tint of a colored mocha
Her lips are devil red,
and her skin's the color mocha
Inside the deviled egg.
Her lips are devil red.
She's cute and oh suspicious
a black cat with a wonderbra
or
She's cute and so suspicious
a black cat with a wonderbra
or
She's cute and so suspicious
a black cat with a wonderbra
She's into superstition
black cats and voo doo dolls
Gina wants to die of old age
Gina works the diner all day
Her mom said honkin', even see that thing.
Her mom said, 'Hon, can't even see that thing'.
Little eyes of Jane
Little Liza Jane
Little lies and chains
Little Liza Jane
Leave me alone?
Daddy, it's for you
You need a loan?
Daddy, it's for you
I asked her her name and in a saff-low voice she said Lola.
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lola.
I never heard a house sound sold out with memories
I never heard a house sound so loud with memories
I never heard a howl sound so loud with memories
I never heard a house sound so loud with memories
I never heard a howl sound so loud with memories
I never heard a house sound so loud with memories
Only women make good lovers.
Lonely women make good lovers.
You can't outrun the man that mows the lawn
You can't outrun the long arm of the law
Feeding off the souls that are lost and crying
Tails of sin only evil remains.
Feeding off the souls that are lost and crying
Rails of sin only evil remains.
The devil's a ridin' that long black train.
The devil's a driving that long black train.
There is protection and there is peace the same
Burn in your ticket for that long black train.
There is protection and there's peace the same
Burning your ticket for that long black train.
Theres a engine there on that long black train.
There's a engineer on that long black train.
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a-fightin' my beautiful song.
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a five-nine beautiful tall.
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just define that beautiful bum.
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a 5'9' beautiful tall.
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
With no underwear on.
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a five-nine beautiful-tall.
I'm a lazy cow.
I'm a-leavin' now.
Long d**k mama
Let go of my hand
There's a girl at home that loves me
And she won't understand.
Long neck bottle
Let go of my hand
There's a girl at home that loves me
And she won't understand.
Old MacDonald let go of my hand
there's a girl at home that loves me
and she won't understand
Long Neck Bottle let go of my hand
there's a girl at home that loves me
and she won't understand
Long time gone
No I ain't looked at porn in I don't know when.
Long time gone
Noo I ain't honked a horn in I don't know when.
Annie gotta sore toe since I don't know when.
or
And I ain't snatched a saddle since I don't know when.
or
And I ain't gone to church since I don't know when.
or
And I ain't clubbed my kill since I don't know when.
or
And I ain't climbed a hill since I don't know when.
or
And I ain't climbed a hill since I don't know when.
I ain't honked a horn since I don't know when.
Daddy sits out on the front porch swiggin'
Lookin' out at a bacon field
Used to be filled with burning tobacco.
Daddy sits out on the front porch swingin'
Lookin' out at a vacant field
Used to be filled with burley tabacco.
Daddy sits out on the front porch swingin'
Lookin' out at a bacon field
Used to be filled with burning tobacco.
Daddy sits out on the front porch swingin'
Lookin' out at a vacant field
Used to be filled with burley tabacco.
Daddy sits out on the front porch swingin'
Lookin' out at a bakin' field
Used to be filled with burr-leaf tobacco.
Daddy sits out on the front porch swingin'
Lookin' out at a vacant field
Used to be filled with burley tobacco.
I ain't cooked a pork since I don't know when.
I ain't honked a horn since I don't know when.
I ain't f***ed a corn since I don't know when.
I ain't honked a horn since I don't know when.
I ain't f***ed a whore since I don't know when.
I ain't honked a horn since I don't know when.
I ain't hold a rope since I don't know when.
No I ain't hoed a row since I don't know when.
I ain't looked a porn since I don't know when.
I ain't honked a horn since I don't know when.
I ain't pulled your toe since I don't know when.
or
I ain't cooked a roach since I don't know when.
or
I ain't plucked my nose since I don't know when.
or
I ain't plucked a rose since I don't know when.
I ain't honked a horn since I don't know when.
I ain't rode a hoe.
I ain't hoed a row.
I cut wind and hit the road runnin'.
I caught wind and hit the road runnin'.
Long time gone
No I ain't picked the corn since I don't know when.
Long time gone
Noo I ain't honked a horn in I don't know when.
No I ain't shucked a corn since I don't know when
No, I ain't honked the horn since I don't know when.
No, I ain't held a rope since I don't know when.
No, I ain't hoed a row since I don't know when.
No, I ain't hold her up since I don't know when.
No, I ain't hoed a row since I don't know when.
No, I ain't looked at porn since I don't know when.
No, I ain't honked the horn since I don't know when.
Used to be filled with fur leaf tabacco.
Used to be filled with burley tabacco.
I opened my mouth and I hurt myself.
I opened my mouth and I heard myself.
Look outside, it's a long way down
Look out, son, it's a long way down
Would you pull that crab with a net
Would you pull that crap with Annette
No fences, no wall
No net, just you
or
No fences, no wall
No meth lab, just you
or
No fences, no wall
No meth lab, just you
No fence, no walls,
just arms to hold you
I've done everything I could to get the blues subside
I've done everything I could to get me through the night
"Looking at the World Through a Windshield" by
Del Reeves
Now I'm looking at Astroworld through a windshield
Now I'm looking at the world through a windshield
Look at this guy
Look at the sky
Lord, I hope to stay in school
Lord, I hope this day is good
Corn, is at my door
Soy un perdedor
Oh, from head to toe,
I'm a loser baby.
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby.
So I'm sleeping head to toe
Soy un perdedor
Love can build a bridge between your heart and mouth
or
Love can build a bridge between your heart and mind
Love can build a bridge
Don't you think it's time, don't you think it's time?
I would whisper love so loudly every art could understand
That love and only love can enjoy the tribal man
Love can build a bridge between your heart and mine
Love can build a bridge
Don't you think it's time, don't you think it's time?
I would whisper love so loudly every heart could understand
That love and only love can join the tribes of man
Oh want me, want me, want me, want me pretty.
You're so wonderfully, wonderfully, wonderfully, wonderfully pretty.
Calvin Dunnan
Gone and done it
I was crackin' ten.
I was quite content.
Lovin' an elevator,
Living it up when I'm going down,
Lovin' an elevator,
Loving it up 'til I hit the ground
Love in an elevator,
Living it up when I'm going down,
Love in an elevator,
Loving it up 'til I hit the ground
Shagging when you yell 'Darth Vader'.
Jacki's in the elevator.
"Love In The First Degree" by
Alabama
Baby you left me faceless
And I've only got one flea
Lock me away, be silent and laugh
And blow away the sea
I'm guilty of love in the first degree
Baby you left me defenseless
I've only got one plea
Lock me away, inside of your love
and throw away the key
I'm guilty...of love in the first degree
"Love In The First Degree" by
Alabama
I once thought of love in the evening.
I once thought of love as a prison.
"Love In The First Degree" by
Alabama
I'm as guilty as a mad hat bee
I'm as guilty as a man can be
"Love In The First Degree" by
Alabama
The way that you left me defenseless
I've only got one thing.
Baby you left me defenseless
I've only got one plea.
"Love in the First Degree" by
Alabama
And throw away the king
And throw away the key
"Love in the First Degree" by
Alabama
And throw away the tea
And throw away the key
"Love in the First Degree" by
Alabama
I’ve only got one flea
I’ve only got one plea
"Love in the First Degree" by
Alabama
To be fruitless for Fancy Feast
To be footloose and fancy free
Let the church bells ring
Tie the kids to the back of that limosine
Love is a beautiful thing
Let the church bells ring
Tie the cans to the back of that limosine
Love is a beautiful thing
Throw the rice in the air, let the church bells ring,
Tie the kids to the back of that limousine.
Throw the rice in the air, let the church bells ring,
Tie the cans to the back of that limousine.
Uncle Joe and Uncle Jake
Have 'bin smokin since '98....
Uncle Joe and Uncle Jake
Haven't spoken since '98
In the game of Pictionary
In every dictionary
Love is an Ivan at the breakfast table.
Love is alive and at the breakfast table.
Lovin aloud atop the breakfast table
every day of the week
Love is alive and at the breakfast table
every day of the week
Love is like a butterfly
A sultan's gentle acid high
The Motorola mooses love
A light green satin thing.
or
Love is like a butterfly
A sultan's general's alibi
The Motorola mooses love
A light green satin thing.
Love is like a butterfly
As soft and gentle as a sigh
It's multi-colored moods of love
Are like it's satin wings.
So put up and just shut up
So pull open your shutters
I could use a little some'o' that.
I could use a little sun on my back.
Baby, if you're not your best, get to leaving
Baby, if you're not, you best get to leaving
If you're gonna stay and make me believe it
If you're gonna say it, make me believe it
Oh, hey
Boy with your hatchback
Running kinda like that
Oh, hey
Boy with your hat back
Mmm, I kinda like that
A blow to the hair's exactly what I need
Kroeger has exactly what I need:
Head on the water
Head underwater
City lights
See the lights
Good Charlottes tell me how to feel
They're trying to tell me how to feel
Life will deliver the shock-a-boo s**ter
And drive him down to his knees
Life will deliver a shock that will shiver
And drive him down to his knees
A love without enemies
A love without end, Amen.
Back with the barbers with my heart hanging out.
Backwards and forwards with my heart hanging out.
I want to love you a lot.
I want to love you out loud.
My 4-wheel drive and acorn ducks
My 4-wheel drive and 8 point bucks
Yes I love good cold beer and mustard on my franks
Yes I love good cold beer and mustard on my fries
400 children and I'm coppin' a feel.
With four hungry children and a crop in the field.
400 children and a crap in the field
4 hungry children and a crop in the field
400 children and a crocodile seal
With four hungry children and a crop in the field
400 children and a crotch that won't heal
4 hungry children and a crop in the field
400 children and a drop in the field.
With four hungry children and a crop in the field.
400 children and no crop in the field
4 hungry children and a crop in the field
400 children had a crap in the field.
4 hungry children and a crop in the field.
With 400 Children, and the cops in the field
With 4 hungry children, and the crops in the field
With 400 children and a crop in the field
With four hungry children and a crop in the field
With 400 children and a tropical eel
With 4 hungry children and a crop in the field
With four hungry children lost in the well
or
Four hundred children in a trap in the field
or
400 children and a car with three wheels
or
400 children and a cross in the feild
or
With four hundred children and a crack in the field
or
With four hundred children and a sore that won't heal
or
400 children and I'm copping a feel
or
Four hundred children and a crop full of steel
or
With 400 children and the cops in the field
or
With 400 children and the cops in the field
With four hungry children and a crop in the field
With four hundred children and a crotch that won't heal
With four hungry children and a crop in the field
With four hundred children that are lost in the field.
With four hungry children and a crop in the field.
With four hundred children who crap in the field
With four hungry children and a crop in the field
You fifty-five time to leave me, Lucille
You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel
You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
Four hundred children and the crops in the field.
You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
Four hungry children and the crop in the field.
You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
With two hungry children and a crap in the field.
You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
Four hungry children and a crop in the field.
Typical American mispronunciation (you hear it every day on cable tv). President G.W. Bush is one of the premiere exponents.
You picked a fine time to leave me, you squeal.
You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille.
You're 55, time to leave me, Lucille
You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
Between Hank Williams pain songs
Newberry's train songs.
Between Hank Williams pain songs
And Newbury's train songs.
Between Hank Williams' pain songs
And blueberry's train songs.
Between Hank Williams' pain songs
And Newbury's train songs.
Between Hank Williams' rain songs
Blueberry's train songs
or
Between Hank Williams' pang songs
Jerry Deaf's train songs.
Between Hank Williams pain songs
Jerry Jeff's train songs.
Let's go look back at Texas
Listen to Baillie and the Boys.
Let's go to Luckenbach Texas
With Waylon and Willie and the boys.
Let's go look back at Texas
Listen to Baillie and the Boys.
Let's go to Luckenbach Texas
With Waylon and Willie and the boys.
Let's go looking by Texas
With Waylon, Willie and the boys.
Let's go to Luckenbach, Texas
With Waylon, Willie and the boys.
Let's go to Luton by Texas.
Let's go to Luckenbach, Texas.
Let's go to lookin' back Texas.
Let's go to Luckenbach, Texas.
The only two things in life that make it worth livin'
Is a guitar to tune and firm feeling woman.
The only two things in life that make it worth livin'
Is guitars that tune good and firm feeling woman.
The only two things in life that make it worth livin'
Is a guitar and two good firm feelin' women.
The only two things in life that make it worth livin'
Is guitars that tune good and firm feeling women.
This broken tie is chokin' me,
and in your high society you cry all day
This coat and tie is chokin' me,
and in your high society you cry all day
This broken tie is chokin' me
And in your high society you cry all day
This coat and tie is chokin' me
And in your high society you cry all day.
This successful life of livin'
Got us reelin' like the Hatfields and McCoys
This successful life we're livin'
Got us feudin' like the Hatfields and McCoys
Number 5 just cries a river again,
7 wants to tie you up and drown you in
Number 5 just cries a river a minute,
7 wants to tie you up and drown you in it
Lucky I'm in love with American Bandstand
Lucky I'm in love with my best friend
A girl with colitis go by
A girl with kalidescope eyes
The girl with the colitis goes by.
The girl with the kaleidascope eyes