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You curled up way too fast
We grew up way too fast
Oh, Canada, our home and native land
True patriot love that all our sons demand
With glowing hearts we see Thee rise
Our true Lord strong and free
From far and wide
Oh Canada, we stand on God for Thee.
O Canada! Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all Thy sons command
With glowing hearts we see Thee rise
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide
O Canada, we stand on guard for Thee!
Get some quarters after lunch
It's a quarter after one
I'll just leave you now
I just need you now
I'll just meet you now
I just need you now
I'm gonna leave you now
I just need you now
Picture perfect melodies
Picture perfect memories
And this hurt and sodomy...ain't never gonna end
And this hurt inside of me...ain't never gonna end
The whole world turns glue.
The whole world turns blue.
Watch your broken dreams, Dan send it out of the beams of a neon moon.
Watch your broken dreams dance in and out of the beams of a neon moon
And I'll never be the same with that tumor
And I'll never be the same without you here
He's a fabulous satyr
He's a fat little insect
Tomorrow, she'll be rollin' down I-10, Baton Rouge, LSU,
18 years in Hurryville.
Tomorrow, she'll be rollin' down I-10, Baton Rouge, LSU,
18 years in her rear-view.
Waiting on the music to fly
Put on your wings
Making it mine
Living in the music so fine
Borne on the wind
Makin' it mine
Harry Truman was our president
A cocaine burger cost you thirty cents.
Harry Truman was our president
A coke an burger cost you thirty cents.
He said last night 'I ran home to Jenni.'
He said 'Last night I ran on to Jenni.'
He said last night 'I ran over Jenni'
He said last night 'I ran on to Jenni'
19, 1, 7
Nights in white satin
So he went home and finally found the only thing
Daddy had left in the back was a gun
So he went home and finally found the only thing
Daddy had left him and that was a gun
And a couple of Evel Knievel scars.
And a couple of Evel Knievel stars.
Dad broke down and finally shaved the Moe sideburns off.
Dad broke down and finally shaved them ol' sideburns off.
She's a snow bunny girl
She's nobody's girl
Could it be nobody don't see nobody?
Couldn't be nobody, don't see nobody
Well, there's a full moon hangin' in a small town sky
Well, there's a blue moon hangin' in a small town sky
When we light that same old fuse you did it again
When we light that same old fuse again and again
I'm in pains to your reds
I'm the pinks and you're the reds
What if I was eek-lo-vitz-no-means.
What if I was Heathcliff? It's no myth.
What if I was simply Vince No-man.
What if I was Heathcliff? It's no myth.
Write it on a postage stamp
Write it on a Post-It pad
Even though we gad about.
Weaving a weak alibi.
No one could f*** me like...
No one could love me like...
No one else will look.
No one else on earth.
Even though we can survive
Weaving a weak alibi
You're burnin' me around
I can't deny you even when I kept you
Even though we gad about
You're burnin' me alive
I can't deny you even when I catch you
Weavin' a weak alibi
We'll have a little girl, a little boy
A little bandit we call Leroy.
We'll have a little girl, a little boy
A little Benji we call Leroy.
We'll have a little girl, a little boy
A little family we don't even know
But no one needs to know right now.
We'll have a little girl, a little boy
A little Benji we call Leroy
But no one needs to know right now.
A little baby we call Leroy
A little Benji we call Leroy
But boy, have I been hit by you, kid
But boy, have I been hit by Cupid
I'll tell him Sunday, Subway, somehow
I'll tell him someday, someway, somehow
Though I'm sure of God above
To turn me away from your love.
Nothing short of God above
Could turn me away from your love.
Don't poop on it tonight.
or
No poop party tonight
or
No food party tonight
No pool party tonight
No one in her eyes is gonna
Norma Jean O'Reily's gonna
Alligator eyes is going to marry me.
Norma Jean Riley's going to marry me.
Smokey bars and unpaid rent
Day job blues helped buy the rest.
Smokey bars and unpaid rent
Day job blues held by a thread.
Go to Alaska
North to Alaska
Note to Alaska
North to Alaska
With a hole in the souls
Wearing holes in the soles
So babe, let's get packed
Take time simply floss if you got 'em.
So babe, let's get packed
Tank tops and flip-flops if you got 'em.
So babe, let's get packed
Take Tom some flip-flops if you got 'em.
So babe, let's get packed
Tank tops and flip-flops if you got 'em.
I just found out there's no such thing as the real world
Just a lie to keep your eyes above.
I just found out there's no such thing as the real world
Just a lie you got to rise above.
Tomorrow, when I turn the key
I'm all alone when I turn the key
Minutes turn to ours, and the hour's today's
Minutes turn to hours, and the hours to days
Someday you'll remain your rock so deep inside
Someday you'll remain locked so deep inside
When loving turns to farting
When loving turns to parting
Got no more Patty Duke.
Got nothin' better to do.
Doing all this coursework isn't easy for me
Oh, nothing about school makes sense.
Someone so perfect can't be falling for me
Nothing 'bout love makes sense.
I shot a bird.
Ice shouldn't burn.
Nothing 'bout love makes sex.
Nothing 'bout love makes sense.
Back here with my bum out in the wind.
Back here with my thumb out in the wind.
Standin' with my bum out in the wind.
Standin' with my thumb out in the wind.
Standin' with my gun out in the wind.
Standin' with my thumb out in the wind.
Back here with my bum out in the wind.
Back here with my thumb out in the wind.
Hangin' with my butt out in the wind.
or
Standin' with my thumb out in the wind.
Back here with my thumb out in the wind.
Backing with my bum out in the wind
Back here with my thumb out in the wind.
Back here with my tongue out in the wind
or
Back here with my toes out in the wind.
Back here with my thumb out in the wind.
I need the letter of this song
or
The best song
Like a bird without a song
You and me and the last tango.
You and me and the lights down low.
Breaker, breaker 1 -9
She's a beagle t***.
Breaker, breaker 1 -9
She's a big ol' flirt.
Breaker, breaker 19
She's a big old bird.
Breaker, breaker 19
She's a big ol' flirt.
She's a big ol' bird.
She's a big ol' flirt.
She's a big ol' herd.
She's a big ol' flirt.
She's a big ol' third.
She's a big ol' flirt.
She's a big ol' twerp.
She's a big ol' flirt.
But I can look ahead and see that Tommy's standin' still.
But I can look ahead and see that time is standin' still.
For Imelda Marcos wonder-pants
Or a bell to mark each one to pass
From email: Doubly embarrassing for me, because I'm an announcer at a country radio station!! In my own defense, have you ever noticed that Clint Black always seems to have one "mystery lyric" in almost every song?
Imelda Marcos' underpants
A bell to mark each one to pass.
I can look ahead and see that Tommy's standing still.
But I can look ahead and see that time ain't standing still.
F*** yeah, sounds good
F*** yeah, I'm not sure I could.
Forgive, sounds good
Forget, I'm not sure I could.
I'm not ready to make rice.
I'm not ready to make nice.
No bacon, see?
No vacancy
A Martina McBride to be
America's new bride to be
Editor's note: When this song came out, Martina McBride was still a little girl, not publicly known, so it wouldn't make sense for her name to be mentioned in this song.
Goin' da Neon City
Goin' to New York City