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Don't forget to choke her
Don't forget the Joker
From seven to eleven, Satan's watching you.
Seven to eleven, snake eyes watching you.
And if you drive my car
And if you tell my heart
And if you play my part
or
And if you play by heart
And if you tell my heart
And if you play my part
And if you break my heart
And if you take my car
And if you tell my heart
And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
I mightn't grow up and kill my Mam.
And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man.
Don't break my heart
Don't tell my heart
Don't drive my car
Don't tell my heart
Don't smell my farts,
My egg and bacon farts,
I just don't think you'll understand
Don't tell my heart
My Achy breaky heart,
I just don't think he'll understand..
Don't take my car
Don't tell my heart
Don't tell my heart
My achy breaky heart
I just don't think he'd understand.
Don't tell my heart
My achy breaky heart
I just don't think it'd understand.
Don’t kill my heart
Don’t tell my heart
My cell phone 'ready knows I'm not O.K.
Myself already knows I'm not O.K.
Myself already knows I'm not a cake
Myself already knows I'm not O.K.
You can take the dog to Bachman Lake
You can tell your dog to bite my leg.
You can tell my arms, "Go back to the farm,"
You can tell my arms, go back onto the phone.
You can tell my arse to go back onto the phone
You can tell my arms, go back onto the phone.
You can tell your doctor 'bout my leg.
You can tell your dog to bite my leg.
You can tell your dog about Moline
You can tell your dog to bite my leg.
(Moline is one of the quad cities in east Iowa/west Illinois)
You can tell your dog about my leg.
You can tell your dog to bite my leg.
Begging down a pony's bended knee.
Begging down upon his bended knee.
They're gonna put me in the movies,
They're gonna make a Pixar out of me.
They're gonna put me in the movies,
They're gonna make a big star out of me.
Got me more penis Than I've got checks.
Got me more payments Than I got checks.
Got me more pennies
Than I got chicks.
Got me more payments
Than I got checks.
I'm a big d**k to your daughter,
but I ain't got a dime
I'm addicted to a dollar,
but I ain't got a dime
Australians all eat sausages
For we are young and free.
Australian's all let us rejoice
For we are young and free.
For breakfast lunch & tea,
Our home is girt by sea.
Our home is KFC.
Our home is girt by sea.
Life is a water fall
We s@#! in our britches
Then we smear it all over our balls
Life is a waterfall
We're one in the river
And we're one again after the fall
When you lose your mind, a turtle dies.
When you lose small mind, eternal prize.
I lost my brains down in Africa.
I bless the rains down in Africa.
Sure as killin' the jerro rises across the desert of the serengeti.
Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti.
I can do, do, do
Put an apple in my shoe
Agadoo, do , do
Push pineapple, shake a tree
They'd like to f*** their sister.
They'd like to buck the system.
Well, I've been accused
Of makin' my own booze
Well, I've been accused
Of makin' my own rules
I knock a Rita
Ai no corrida
I love Velveeta.
Ai No Corrida.
I'm the corridor
Ai no corrida
'Til she hears a screaming slamming.
'Til she hears the screen door slamming.
Til she hears the gears slamming.
'Til she hears the screen door slamming.
Five o'clock, it's Mr. Strait.
Five o'clock, that rooster's crowing.
Ain't going down till the soup comes up
Ain't going down till the sun comes up
My love is a lie.
My love is alive.
"Ain't No Woman (Like The One I've Got)" by
Four Tops
Ain't no woman like the one-eyed Goth.
Ain't no woman like the one I got.
"Ain't No Woman (Like The One I've Got)" by
Four Tops
Ain't no woman like the one-eyed love.
Ain't no woman like the one I got.
Chunky butt love
Ain't talking 'bout love.
Take Donkey Kong home
Ain't talkin' 'bout love
Walter was a spider in my bed.
Now once there was this spider in my bed.
Walter was a spider in my bed.
Now once there was this spider in my bed.
Don't sleep, silent angel, don't you sleep.
So sleep, silent angel, go to sleep.
And Michael was a movie maker.
And Michael was a moonbeam maker.
I was a workshop owner in the college for the people.
I was a workshop owner in the gulch for the people.
My baby was a work shy bonehead
My baby was a work shop owner.
I'm a turkey.
Albuquerque
I am innocent and I am poison.
I'm medicine and I am poison.
And since the day I left Milwaukee, Pittsburgh and Bordeaux, France
And since the day I left Milwaukee, Lynchburg and Bordeaux, France
College, now that's what it's called.
College, now that was a ball.
I helped Hemingway write like a d***.
I helped Hemingway write like he did.
Pittsburgh porno friends
or
Lynchburg, Port-au-Prince
Lynchburg and Bordeaux, France
Since the day I left Milwaukee
Linchford, bored of friends.
Since the day I left Milwaukee
Lynchburg and Bordeaux, France.
Since the day I left Milwaukee
Pittsburgh, and Port of France.
Since the day I left Milwaukee
Lynchburg and Bordeaux, France.
I'll bomb myself
Don't wanna live, I'll bomb myself.
All by myself
Don't wanna live all by myself.
All my girls on the potty
Like a fat farty
Shakin' dat thang like ya' never did see.
All my girls at the party
Look at that body
Shakin' that thang like ya' never did see.
Got a nice backya-ard,
guess I'm gonna have to ride it tonight
Got a nice package alright,
guess I'm gonna have to ride it tonight
Until the sun comes up on a cinnamon 'a' cup full of fun.
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard.
Until this song comes up
On the 7-8-9-10-11-12
Until the sun comes up
Over Santa Monica Blvd.
When the sun comes up
On the sentimental cup full of lard.
Until the sun comes up
Over Santa Monica Boulevard.
I'm tired of the drums, I want a piece of the thigh.
I'm tired of the crumbs, I want a piece of the pie.
Guess I had it comin'
I deserve to puke.
Guess I had it comin'
I deserved it, too.
All my ex's are infectious.
All my ex's live in Texas.
All my asses live in Texas
All my ex's live in Texas
All my exits live in Texas
All my ex's live in Texas
All my sex is left in Texas.
All my ex's live in Texas.
And that's why I hang my head in Tennessee
And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee
Roseanne's down in Texarkana
Rosanna's down in Texarkana
This is rockin' grand ole Hank.
This is rockin' Randall Hank.
The secrets can be spared
The secrets can be shared
Don't wanna get no ticket
Don't wanna cause no wreck
It's hard to concentrate with her pretty little lips on my dick
Don't wanna get no ticket
Don't wanna cause no wreck
It's hard to concentrate with her pretty little lips on my neck
She was looking kinda dumb with her finger up her bum
And the shape of an elf on her forehead.
She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb
And the shape of an 'L' on her forehead.
Well, the media men beg to differ
Well, the meteor men beg to differ.
Well, the meteor manbags a-differ.
Well, the meteor men beg to differ.
The rain was a blessing
But it seemed hot at the time
or
But it seemed odd at the time
The rain was a blessing
But it seemed not at the time
It don't matter at all what you're playing it for...
It don't matter at all what you've played before...
Come Mr. 18
Commiserating
You'll never go on, a little bit nill.
The night will go on, my little windmill.
He thinks I was flashing Fiberall.
The bank sign was flashing 5 below.
(As in 5 degrees below zero.)
I was close enough for my own nose
To smell fresh copper on the stove.
I was close enough for my own nose
To smell fresh cobbler on the stove.
I was running from somebody mean.
I was running from some honey bees.
Farewell to thee
Farewell to thee
Oh Charlie Brown
Farewell to thee
Farewell to thee
Oh charming one
Alone again, Natalie
Alone again, naturally
At a church where people are staying
At a church were people saying...
I promise myself to treat myself and visit a nearby town.
I promise myself to treat myself and visit a nearby tower.
Everyday on the street, I study their feces.
Everyday on the street, I study their faces.
Why are you the one-eyed woman?
Why are you the one I want?
Why are you the one-eyed woman?
Why are you the one I want?
Little things I should have centered on.
Little things I should have said and done.
Little things I should have stepped on.
Little things I should have said and done.
Little things I should have said it Don.
Little things I should have said and done.
Little things I should have said undone
Little things I should have said and done.
You were always on my right
You were always on my mind
Well, there ain't no love in these loaded thighs.
Well, there ain't no luck in these loaded dice.
Melissa lied.
Alyssa lies.
Amanda divided my life
They should have made her a gentleman's wife.
or
Amanda, the night in my life
They should have made you a gentleman's wife.
Amanda, light of my life
Fate should have made you a gentleman's wife.
Amanda, light of my life
They should have made you a gentle Mogwai.
Amanda, light of my life
Fate should have made you a gentleman's wife.
Amanda, you light up my life
Fate should have made you a gentleman's wife.
Amanda, light of my life
Fate should have made you a gentleman's wife.
Armadillos in mourning
Out by San Antone.
Amarillo by morning
Up from San Antone.
I'm a rebel by morning
Amarillo by morning
Up from San Antone.
I’ll be f***in' at the county fair
I’ll be buckin' at the county fair
Baby I'm ablaze by you
Baby I'm amazed by you
Every little thing that you do
I'm so in love with you
Your chest keeps getting bigger
I wanna spend the rest of my life
Staring at your thighs, forever and ever.
Every little thing that you do
I'm so in love with you
it just keeps getting better
I wanna spend the rest of my life
With you by my side, forever and ever.
I wanna spend the whole night in your ass
I wanna spend the whole night in your eyes
I'm gonna give a face for you.
I'm gonna be amazed by you.
I'm so alone with you
I'm so in love with you
I'm still in love with you
I'm so in love with you
It just keeps getting better.
The best keeps getting better.
Maybe I'm amazed by you
Baby I'm amazed by you
That cherry place in my heart
or
That cheery place in my heart
Touched every place in my heart
That you replace in my heart
Touched every place in my heart
The smell of foreskin
The smell of your skin
The smell of your skin,
The taste of your kids
The smell of your skin,
The taste of your kiss
Beat-up old butt rag
Beat-up old upright
I'm an American guy.
I'm an American child.
She threw up on a side of the road
She grew up on a side of the road
A manly woman, stay away from me.
American woman, stay away from me.
Wandering through the back roads and the rain comes rushing down
D-rizzle, your love, for this man in his 20's.
Wandering through the back roads and the rain comes rushing down
To resolve, your love, for this man in his 20's.
"Am I the Only One (Who's Ever Felt this Way)" by
Dixie Chicks
I was mothered by this emptyness
Lord I washed my maiden stone
I'm smothered by this emptyness
Lord I wish I was made of stone
About 45 minutes southeast of Tippy Toe, Louisiana.
About 45 minutes southeast of Thibodaux, Louisiana.
Alligator babe in the Louisiana bayou.
Alligator bait in the Louisiana bayou.
Lived a man called Dark Mill South and his pretty wife Hanna
Lived a man called Doc Milsap and his pretty wife, Hanna
Lived a man called Duck-Bill Sam, who's a pretty wise cracker
Lived a man called Doc Milsap and his pretty wife, Hanna
Named him after a man of the Klan.
Named him after a man of the cloth.
Now, Amos Moses was a caveman.
Now, Amos Moses was a Cajun.
Now, Amos Moses was a-caging
Now, Amos Moses was a Cajun.
'Cause it feels like...ooh, very good.
'Cause it feels like you're letting go.
I felt so happy that I almost died
I felt so happy that I almost cried
Whoa - Angel in The Skies
You're just an angel in the skies.
Whoa - Angel in Disguise
You're just an angel in disguise.
So I try to wait 'til she got ornery.
So I drived away as she got over.
Just brush my teeth before you lead me
Just touch my cheek before you leave me
Just brush my teeth before you leave
Just touch my cheek before you leave
Just scratch my back before you leave me, baby
Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby.
Just tie my feet before you leave
Just touch my cheek before you leave
Just wash my feet before you leave me
Just touch my cheek before you leave
I believe there are angels with fungus.
I believe there are angels among us.
I need a receipt for my pains
Memories seep through my veins
I'm not the type to make a solitary motion.
Not the type to mess around with her emotion.
Oh hand job
Oh hand job!
Oh Angie
Angie!
"Another Brick In The Wall (Part 2)" by
Pink Floyd
Hey! Peter
Leave them kids alone!
Hey! Teacher
Leave those kids alone!
"Another Brick In The Wall (Part 2)" by
Pink Floyd
No dog's a hazard in the classroom.
No dark sarcasm in the classroom.
"Another Brick In The Wall (Part 2)" by
Pink Floyd
No dogs or cats are in the classroom.
No dark sarkasm in the classroom
"Another Brick In The Wall (Part 2)" by
Pink Floyd
Our thoughts are handled in the classroom.
No dark sarcasm in the classroom.
Stars are whistle as he crosses the street
Starts to whistle as he crosses the street
"Another One Bites The Dust" by
Queen
Another one bites my crotch.
Another one bites the dust.
"Another One Bites The Dust" by
Queen
Another one bites the doctor
Another one bites the dust . . . (uhh)
Song was from 80, not 70.
"Another One Bites The Dust" by
Queen
Another one drinks the cum
Another one bites the dust
"Another One Bites The Dust" by
Queen
I never want to bite the doctor
Another one bites the dust.
"Another One Bites The Dust" by
Queen
I'm never gonna bite the doctor.
Another one bites the dust.
"Another One Bites The Dust" by
Queen
Ooh, shout it!
or
Ooh, shut up!
Ooh, show down!
"Another One Bites the Dust" by
Queen
Another one bites balloon
Another one bites the dust.
You can't say another word.
You can see another world.
Song is from 00s, not 90s.
This is the anthem
Blow all your friends up.
This is the anthem
Throw all your hands up.
This is the end zone; throw all your hands up.
This is the anthem, throw all your hands up.
Any day now, when the clock strikes gold
Any day now, when the clock strikes 'Go'
I know I shouldn't want to kick you
If you don't want to stay.
I know I shouldn't want to keep you
If you don't want to stay.
'Til you pee in your pound cake.
'Til your feet and your back ache.
'Til your boots wanna break
'Til your feet get a back-ache.
'Til your boots wanna break
'Til your feet and your back ache.
Any ham of mine
Any man of mine
Any man of mine, better hook the line!
He'd better show me a squeezing, teasing, pleasing kind of time
Any man of mine, better walk the line,
He'd better show me a sqeezing, teasing pleasing, kind of time
And any man who knows
How the story goes
I need a man who knows
How the story goes
I had a big payday
I had a bad hair day
I need a man in mind
Any man of mine
It's too late to order pizza
It's too late to apologize
"Apples to the Core" by Applejack, Apple Bloom & Pinkie Pie
We're arseholes to the core
We're apples to the core
There is no one, chase off your Indian maids
Arizona, cut off your Indian braids
A**es by now
Ashes by now
Pull up your pants.
Full of your past.
A**holes by now
Ashes by now
Walking all around in the Pizza Shack
Walking all around in the big sunshine
For those who don't know: Pizza Shack is a pizzeria franchise from New Brunswick, Canada.
I want to meet you, therefore, really breathing.
I'll run to meet you barefoot, barely breathing.
Mu agapo
Ooh lah, kah, ko
The misheard line is Greek for "my love" which would make perfect sense to me! I just wish the various song lyric sites would have made an effort to find out what the chant was when the song was released.
Pull my taco...
Ooh lah kah koh
You can't plant a cactus and ask for a palm tree
You can't plant a cactus in asphalt and concrete
Woman beats man, and man must have his mate
Woman meets man, and man must have his mate
"At the End of the Day" by Kellie Coffey
I will laugh myself as I look out the bay window
I will ask myself as I look out the same window
If you're calling 'bout the car I stole it
If you're calling 'bout the car I sold it