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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard country lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
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"I Ain't No Quitter" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
He drinks, he smokes
He cuts, he swears
He tells bad jokes.
He cuts, he swears
He tells bad jokes.
Original Lyrics:
He drinks, he smokes
He'll cuss, he swears
He tells bad jokes.
He'll cuss, he swears
He tells bad jokes.
"I Ain't No Quitter" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
He's afflicted, a d***head.
Original Lyrics:
He's afflicted, addicted.
"I Ain't No Quitter" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
I ate no critter
Original Lyrics:
I ain't no quitter
"I Ain't Worried" by OneRepublic
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't worried 'bout a nightmare
Original Lyrics:
I ain't worried 'bout it right now
"I Ain't Worried" by OneRepublic
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm living like a nine - year - old
Original Lyrics:
I'm living like I'm nine zeroes
Song is from the 2020s, so please file it under "Misc"
"I Am A Simple Man" by Ricky Van Shelton
Misheard Lyrics:
Grease flares in my frying pan.
Original Lyrics:
Three squares in my frying pan.
"I Believe" by LeAnn Rimes
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe that someone in the Greatful Dead hears every word.
Original Lyrics:
I believe that someone in that great somewhere hears every word.
"I Believe" by LeAnn Rimes
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe that someone in the grapes of Blair hears every word.
Original Lyrics:
I believe that someone in that great somewhere hears every word.
"I Believe" by LeAnn Rimes
Misheard Lyrics:
Ivy League, Ivy League!
Original Lyrics:
I believe, I believe!
"I Called Mama" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
And the guitar from the backseat
Wrote a song just for me
Wrote a song just for me
Original Lyrics:
Grabbed my guitar from the backseat
Wrote a song just for me
Wrote a song just for me
"I Can Love You Better Than That" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
I can love you better than Evette
Original Lyrics:
I can love you better than that
"I Can Love You Like That" by John Michael Montgomery
Misheard Lyrics:
Be all you can be
Original Lyrics:
Be all that you need
"I Can Love You Like That" by John Michael Montgomery
Misheard Lyrics:
If you wanna take a piss
Original Lyrics:
If you want tenderness
"I Can Love You Like That" by John Michael Montgomery
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't have to wait for more
Original Lyrics:
You don't have to wait no more
"I Can Love You Like That" by John Michael Montgomery
Misheard Lyrics:
You want tender lips
I've got tender lips
I've got tender lips
Original Lyrics:
You want tenderness
I've got tenderness
I've got tenderness
"I Can Still Make Cheyenne" by George Strait
Misheard Lyrics:
I never got a chance to ride a cow.
Original Lyrics:
I never got a chance to write or call.
"I Can't Do That Anymore" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I can't be ending
Original Lyrics:
I like happy endings
"I Can't Drive 55" by Sammy Hagar
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't f##k, 69!
Original Lyrics:
I can't drive, 55!
"I Can't Resist" by Sweethearts of the Rodeo
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm on your new great lane
Original Lyrics:
I'm on your new wave length
"I Can't Resist" by Sweethearts of the Rodeo
Misheard Lyrics:
You brought me outside at last
Original Lyrics:
In from the outside at last
"I Can't Resist" by Sweethearts Of The Rodeo
Misheard Lyrics:
You caught me under my home.
Original Lyrics:
This heart's no longer my own.
"I Can't Sleep" by Clay Walker
Misheard Lyrics:
I've given up, damn the dog.
Original Lyrics:
I've given up, damn the dawn.
"(I'd Choose) You Again" by Forester Sisters
Misheard Lyrics:
March is here again
or
Aren't you new again?
or
Aren't you new again?
Original Lyrics:
I'd choose you again
"I'd Die Without You" by PM Dawn
Misheard Lyrics:
Die without shoes.
Original Lyrics:
I'd die without you.
"I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)" by Meat Loaf
Misheard Lyrics:
Colorize my world
Original Lyrics:
Cauterize my wound
"I Didn't Know My Own Strength" by Lorrie Morgan
Misheard Lyrics:
I had no way to go
Original Lyrics:
I had nowhere to go
"I Do Cherish You" by Mark Wills
Misheard Lyrics:
How you opened my life
To a new pair of dice.
To a new pair of dice.
Original Lyrics:
How you opened my life
To a new paradise.
To a new paradise.
"I Do Cherish You" by Mark Wills
Misheard Lyrics:
In a world's arm I'd change
Original Lyrics:
In a world torn by change
"I Do Cherish You" by Mark Wills
Misheard Lyrics:
Your hairbrush is mine.
Original Lyrics:
Your hand brushes mine.
"I Do My Cryin' At Night" by Rhonda Vincent
Misheard Lyrics:
It only takes the womb
To make me change my tune.
To make me change my tune.
Original Lyrics:
It only takes the moon
To make me change my tune.
To make me change my tune.
"I Don't Call Him Daddy" by Doug Supernaw
Misheard Lyrics:
A little sex in the morning
Original Lyrics:
Well, it was six in the morning.
"I Don't Wanna Play House" by Tammy Wynette
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna play us
or
I don't wanna play ours.
or
I don't wanna play ours.
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna play house.
"I Don't Want to Miss a Thing" by Mark Chesnutt
Misheard Lyrics:
Concealing if I dream of you
Original Lyrics:
'Cause even when I dream of you
"I Don't Want to Miss a Thing" by Mark Chesnutt
Misheard Lyrics:
Feeling your heart breathing
Original Lyrics:
Feeling your heart beating
"I'd Rather Ride Around with You" by Reba McEntire
Misheard Lyrics:
At times heavin' cans to the back of the floor
Wonderin' where in the world we are
The preacher's done prayin'
The lovers done sayin' I do
That's a big me and you
There's way too many decisions to make
That we could address
In letters on the cake
Wonderin' where in the world we are
The preacher's done prayin'
The lovers done sayin' I do
That's a big me and you
There's way too many decisions to make
That we could address
In letters on the cake
Original Lyrics:
They're tyin' tin cans to the back of the car
Wonderin' where in the world we are
The preacher's done prayin'
And the couple's done sayin' I do
That could be me and you
There's way too many decisions to make
The length of the dress
The layers on the cake
Wonderin' where in the world we are
The preacher's done prayin'
And the couple's done sayin' I do
That could be me and you
There's way too many decisions to make
The length of the dress
The layers on the cake
"I'd Really Love To See You Tonight" by England Dan and John Ford Coley
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not talkin' 'bout bulimia.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not talkin' 'bout movin' in.
"I'd Really Love To See You Tonight" by England Dan And John Ford Coley
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not talking 'bout meridian
Original Lyrics:
I'm not talking about moving in
"If Drinking Don't Kill Me..." by George Jones
Misheard Lyrics:
If drinking don't kill me
Her mammory will.
Her mammory will.
Original Lyrics:
If drinking don't kill me
Her memory will.
Her memory will.
"I Feel Lucky" by Mary Chapin Carpenter
Misheard Lyrics:
Dwight Yokam's in the corner, tryin' to catch my eye
My lover's right beside me with his hand upon my thigh
My lover's right beside me with his hand upon my thigh
Original Lyrics:
Dwight Yokam's in the corner, tryin' to catch my eye
Lyle Lovett's right beside me with his hand upon my thigh
Lyle Lovett's right beside me with his hand upon my thigh
"I Feel Pretty" by Cast Of 'West Side Story'
Misheard Lyrics:
Such a pretty a**
Original Lyrics:
Such a pretty face
"If I Didn't Have You" by Randy Travis
Misheard Lyrics:
If I didn't have you, don't know where I'd be
Floundering around like a chimpanzee
Lost in the rain of a hurricane
That's where I'd have been
Floundering around like a chimpanzee
Lost in the rain of a hurricane
That's where I'd have been
Original Lyrics:
If I didn't have you, don't know where I'd be
Floundering around like a ship at see
Lost in the rain of a hurricane
That's where I'd have been
Floundering around like a ship at see
Lost in the rain of a hurricane
That's where I'd have been
"If I Die Young" by The Band Perry
Misheard Lyrics:
If I die young, bury me in Sodom
Original Lyrics:
If I die young, bury me in satin
I just thought the song was kind of twisted.
"If I Die Young" by The Band Perry
Misheard Lyrics:
There's an old heeman tale says you'll love me forever
Original Lyrics:
There's a boy here in town says he'll love me forever
"If I Fall (You're Going Down With Me)" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Bit by dog
Bit by dog
Bit by dog
Original Lyrics:
If I fall
If I fall
If I fall
"If I Fall You're Going Down With Me" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Little chubby women
Original Lyrics:
Every little chill you give me
"If I Never See Midnight Again" by Sweethearts Of The Rodeo
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be dreaming with my darlings all around me.
Original Lyrics:
I'll be dreaming with my darling's arms around me.
"I F***ing Hate You" by Godsmack
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd love to hit you.
Original Lyrics:
I love to hate you.
"If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body" by The Bellamy Brothers
Misheard Lyrics:
If I said you had a beautiful bottom
Would you hold it against me?
Would you hold it against me?
Original Lyrics:
If I said you had a beautiful body
Would you hold it against me?
Would you hold it against me?
"If It's The Last Thing I Do" by Montgomery Gentry
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been livin' on truckstop coffee, cigaretts, and bottom of the sea.
Original Lyrics:
I've been livin' on truckstop coffee, cigaretts, and vitamin C.
"If I Were A Carpenter" by Johnny Cash
Misheard Lyrics:
Would you miss your color-box?
Original Lyrics:
Would you miss your colored blouse?
"If My Heart Had Wings" by Faith Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
Though it ain't easy, I peer in the dark
Original Lyrics:
Lord, it ain't easy out here in the dark
"I Fought The Law" by The Clash
Misheard Lyrics:
I fought the law, and I won.
Original Lyrics:
I fought the law, and the law won.
Turns out the version that actually said, 'And I won' was by the Dead Kennedys.
"I Fought The Law" by The Clash
Misheard Lyrics:
I fought the law, and no one
Original Lyrics:
I fought the law, and the law won
"I Fought The Law" by Bobby Fuller Four
Misheard Lyrics:
Killed my baby and I feel so bad.
Original Lyrics:
Miss my baby and I feel so bad.
"I Fought The Law" by The Clash
Misheard Lyrics:
Reagan rot's in the hot sun
Original Lyrics:
Breaking rocks in the hot sun
"If That Ain't Country" by Anthony Smith
Misheard Lyrics:
Cranky
Original Lyrics:
Crank it.
"If The Devil Danced In Empty Pockets" by Joe Diffie
Misheard Lyrics:
...and a call girl for a wife.
Original Lyrics:
...and a twelve girl chorus line.
"If the Good Die Young" by Tracy Lawrence
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama hit the ceiling.
She was fifty feet high
She was fifty feet high
Original Lyrics:
Mama hit the cieling.
She was fit to be tied
She was fit to be tied
"If Tomorrow Never Comes" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Is the love that I gave her in the pants
Gonna be enough to last
If tomorrow never comes
Gonna be enough to last
If tomorrow never comes
Original Lyrics:
Is the love I gave her in the past
Gonna be enough to last
If tomorrow never comes
Gonna be enough to last
If tomorrow never comes
"If We Make It Through December" by Merle Haggard
Misheard Lyrics:
If we make it through December,
God plans to be in a warmer town, come summer time.
God plans to be in a warmer town, come summer time.
Original Lyrics:
If we make it through December,
Got plans to be in a warmer town, come summer time.
Got plans to be in a warmer town, come summer time.
"If We Make It Through December" by Merle Haggard
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I don't mean to hit the sandbur.
Original Lyrics:
Now I don't mean to hate December.
"If We're Not Back in Love By Monday" by Merle Haggard
Misheard Lyrics:
If we're not back in love by Monday
We can throw our supper away.
We can throw our supper away.
Original Lyrics:
If we're not back in love by Monday
We can go our separate ways.
We can go our separate ways.
"If You Ever Stop Loving Me" by Montgomery Gentry
Misheard Lyrics:
By a n***** and a big man
Half this love rose, so my life goes.
Half this love rose, so my life goes.
Original Lyrics:
By bigger and badder men
Hard rain, Rough Roads, so my life goes.
Hard rain, Rough Roads, so my life goes.
"If You Ever Stop Loving Me" by Montgomery Gentry
Misheard Lyrics:
Five fingered and battled men
Original Lyrics:
By bigger and badder men
"If You Love Somebody" by Kevin Sharp
Misheard Lyrics:
No problem, just say "wait"
or
No problem, just stay awake
or
No problem, just stay awake
Original Lyrics:
No problem, just say when
"If You're Going Through Hell" by Rodney Atkins
Misheard Lyrics:
I felt a hunner dimmin' demons.
Original Lyrics:
I felt a hundred different demons.
"If You're Gonna Play In Texas" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
I remember down in Houston we were putting on a show
When a cowboy in the back stood up and yelled, 'Hot nachos!'.
When a cowboy in the back stood up and yelled, 'Hot nachos!'.
Original Lyrics:
I remenber down in Houston we were putting on a show
When a cowboy in the back stood up and yelled, 'Cotton-eye Joe!"
When a cowboy in the back stood up and yelled, 'Cotton-eye Joe!"
"If You're Gonna Play In Texas" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
I remember down in Houston we were putting on a show
When a cowboy in the back stood up and yelled, 'Hot time, Joe!'.
When a cowboy in the back stood up and yelled, 'Hot time, Joe!'.
Original Lyrics:
I remember down in Houston we were putting on a show
When a cowboy in the back stood up and yelled, 'Cotton-eye Joe!'
When a cowboy in the back stood up and yelled, 'Cotton-eye Joe!'
"If You're Gonna Play In Texas" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're gonna jack in Texas
You gotta have a piddle in your hand.
You gotta have a piddle in your hand.
Original Lyrics:
If you're gonna play in Texas
You gotta have a fiddle in the band.
You gotta have a fiddle in the band.
"If You're Gonna Play In Texas" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're gonna play in Texas, you gotta have a finger in the ham
Original Lyrics:
If you're gonna play in Texas, you gotta have a fiddle in the band
"If You're Gonna Play In Texas" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're gonna play in Texas
You gotta have a finger in the ham.
You gotta have a finger in the ham.
Original Lyrics:
If you're gonna play in Texas
You gotta have a fiddle in the band.
You gotta have a fiddle in the band.
"If You're Gonna Play In Texas" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're gonna play in Texas
You gotta have a n***** in the band.
You gotta have a n***** in the band.
Original Lyrics:
If you're gonna play in Texas
You gotta have a fiddle in the band.
You gotta have a fiddle in the band.
"If You're Gonna Play In Texas" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
That Lee guitar is hot
But not for a Louisiana man.
But not for a Louisiana man.
Original Lyrics:
That lead guitar is hot
But not for 'Louisiana man.'
But not for 'Louisiana man.'
"If You're Gonna Play In Texas" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
When a cowboy in the back stood up and yelled "Hot Nachos!!!"
Original Lyrics:
When a cowboy in the back stood up and yelled "Cotton-Eye Joe!!!"
"If You're Gonna Play In Texas" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
When a cowboy in the back stood up and yelled, 'Hot Dog Joe!!!'
Original Lyrics:
When a cowboy in the back stood up and yelled, 'Cotton-Eye Joe!!!'
"If You're Gonna Play In Texas" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
You gotta have a peter in your hand
Original Lyrics:
You gotta have a fiddle in the band
"If You're Gonna Play in Texas" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
I remember down in Houston we were putting on a show
When a cowboy in the back stood up and yelled, "Uh-uh, Joe!"
When a cowboy in the back stood up and yelled, "Uh-uh, Joe!"
Original Lyrics:
I remember down in Houston we were putting on a show
When a cowboy in the back stood up and yelled, "Cotton-eye Joe!"
When a cowboy in the back stood up and yelled, "Cotton-eye Joe!"
"If You're Gonna Play in Texas" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're gonna date in Texas, you gotta have candy in your van.
Original Lyrics:
If you're gonna play in Texas, you gotta have a fiddle in the band
"If You're Gonna Play in Texas" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
That lead guitar is hot but not for Louise and Amanda
So rosin up that vocal lady love and let's all dance
So rosin up that vocal lady love and let's all dance
Original Lyrics:
That lead guitar is hot but not for "Louisiana Man"
So rosin up that bow for "Faded Love" and let's all dance
So rosin up that bow for "Faded Love" and let's all dance
"(If You're Not In It For Love) I'm Outta Here!" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're not really
Original Lyrics:
If you're not willing
"(If You're Not In It For Love) I'm Outta Here" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're not hittin' for love
Original Lyrics:
If you're not in it for love
"(If You're Not In It for Love) I'm Outta Here!" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're not ready for love
Original Lyrics:
If you're not in it for love
"(If You're Not In It for Love) I'm Outta Here" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
My device is down
Can I buy you a round?
Can I buy you a round?
Original Lyrics:
Mind if I sit down?
Can I buy you a round?
Can I buy you a round?
"(If You're Not in It for Love) I'm Outta Here!" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're not grilling
Original Lyrics:
If you're not willing
"(If You're Not in It for Love) I'm Outta Here!" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're not kidding alone
Original Lyrics:
If you're not in it for love
"(If You're Not in It for Love) I'm Outta Here!" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Is he gonna be a star?
Original Lyrics:
He says "Come be a star..."
"(If You’re Not In It for Love) I’m Outta Here!" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe if I sit down
Original Lyrics:
Mind if I sit down?
"If You Wanna Touch Her, Ask!" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
If you wanna touch her a**
Original Lyrics:
If you wanna touch her, ask.
"If You Wanna Touch Her, Ask!" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
If you wanna touch, her ass
Original Lyrics:
If you wanna touch her ask
"If You Wanna Touch Her, Ask!" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
If you want to touch her
Really want to touch her
If you want to touch her a**
Really want to touch her
If you want to touch her a**
Original Lyrics:
If you want to touch her
Really want to touch her
If you want to touch her, ask!
Really want to touch her
If you want to touch her, ask!
"If You Wanna Touch Her, Ask!" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
If you want to touch, harass!
Original Lyrics:
If you want to touch her, ask!
"If You Wanna Touch Her, Ask!" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Lemme letcha enema secret
Original Lyrics:
Lemme letcha in on a secret
"I Guess You Had to Be There" by Lorrie Morgan
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess you had to be dead
Original Lyrics:
I guess you had to be there
"I Hope You Dance" by Lee Ann Womack
Misheard Lyrics:
And when you get the choice
To Cinnabon or Quiznos
To Cinnabon or Quiznos
Original Lyrics:
And when you get the choice
To set it out or dance
To set it out or dance
"I Hope You Dance" by Lee Ann Womack
Misheard Lyrics:
And when you get the joy
Original Lyrics:
And when you get the choice
"I Hope You Dance" by Lee Ann Womack
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let some half-wit whore leave you bitter.
Original Lyrics:
Don't let some hell bent heart leave you bitter.
"I Hope You Dance" by Lee Ann Womack
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let some healthy heart leave you bitter.
Original Lyrics:
Don't let some hell-bent heart leave you bitter.
"I Hope You Dance" by Lee Ann Womack
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let some helpful heart leave you bitter
Original Lyrics:
Don't let some hell-bent heart leave you bitter
"I Hope You Dance" by Lee Ann Womack
Misheard Lyrics:
Don’t let some helping heart leave you bitter.
Original Lyrics:
Don’t let some hell-bent heart leave you bitter
I actually don’t understand what it means with the correct lyrics. I try to ignore and stick with my way tbh
"I Hope You Dance" by Lee Ann Womack
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you die.
Original Lyrics:
I hope you dance.
"I Hope You Dance" by Lee Ann Womack
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you never feel those mountains in the distance
Original Lyrics:
I hope you never fear those mountains in the distance
"I Hope You Dance" by Lee Ann Womack
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you never lose your sense of hunger
Original Lyrics:
I hope you never lose your sense of wonder
The word "hunger" actually appears in the next line.
"I Hope You Dance" by Lee Ann Womack
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you never see those apples in the distance.
Original Lyrics:
I hope you never fear the mountains in the distance.
"I Hope You Dance" by Lee Ann Womack
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you stand
Original Lyrics:
I hope you dance
"I Hope You Dance" by Lee Ann Womack
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you still be smart
Original Lyrics:
I hope you still feel small
"I Hope You Dance" by Lee Ann Womack
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you're dead.
or
I hope you're there.
or
I hope you dare.
or
I hope you're there.
or
I hope you dare.
Original Lyrics:
I hope you dance.
"I Hope You Dance" by Lee Ann Womack
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you're there
Original Lyrics:
I hope you dance
"I Hope You Dance" by Lee Ann Womack
Misheard Lyrics:
Promise me that you'll give faith to fight an angel.
Original Lyrics:
Promise me that you'll give faith a fighting chance.
"I Hope You Dance" by Lee Ann Womack
Misheard Lyrics:
Promise me that you'll have faith to fight angels
And when you get the choice to sit it out, Hortense...
And when you get the choice to sit it out, Hortense...
Original Lyrics:
Promise me that you'll give faith a fighting chance
And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance...
And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance...
"I Hope You Dance" by Lee Ann Womack
Misheard Lyrics:
Time is a wheel at the Ponderosa
Original Lyrics:
Time is a wheel in constant motion
"I Hope You Dance" by Lee Ann Womack
Misheard Lyrics:
Time is really the cost of lotion
Original Lyrics:
Time is a wheel in constant motion
Background vocals, sung during the chorus
"I Hope You Dance" by Lee Ann Womack
Misheard Lyrics:
Time is the reel in constant motion
Original Lyrics:
Time is a wheel in constant motion
"I Hope You Dance" by Lee Ann Womack
Misheard Lyrics:
Time
Is a wheeling constant, shootin' always
Rolling off the lawn
Is a wheeling constant, shootin' always
Rolling off the lawn
Original Lyrics:
Time
Is a wheel in constant motion always
Rolling us along
Is a wheel in constant motion always
Rolling us along
These are harmony lyrics sung in the background of the chorus, courtesy of Sons Of The Desert (in the country version; a different vocalist in the pop edit).
"I Hope You Dance" by Lee Ann Womack
Misheard Lyrics:
Tom is a reel in constant motion
Always rolling us along
Tell me who wants the look back on them using
Wonder where those ears have gone
Always rolling us along
Tell me who wants the look back on them using
Wonder where those ears have gone
Original Lyrics:
Time is a wheel in constant motion
Always rolling us along
Tell me who wants to look back on their youth
And wonder where those years have gone
Always rolling us along
Tell me who wants to look back on their youth
And wonder where those years have gone
These are the background vocals
"I Hope You Dance" by Lee Ann Womack
Misheard Lyrics:
You get to feel the heat.
Original Lyrics:
You get your fill to eat.
"I Hope" by Gabby Barrett
Misheard Lyrics:
And then I hope she s***s
Original Lyrics:
And then I hope she cheats
"I Just Wanna Be Mad" by Terri Clark
Misheard Lyrics:
I paint the wall, you paint the window.
Original Lyrics:
I faced the wall, you faced the window.
"I Just Want To Be Mad" by Terri Clark
Misheard Lyrics:
I paint the wall, you paint the window.
Original Lyrics:
I face the wall, you face the window.
"Iko, Iko" by Aaron Carter
Misheard Lyrics:
My grandma and your grandma sitting by the fire,
My grandma said to your grandma 'I'm gonna set your pants on fire'
My grandma said to your grandma 'I'm gonna set your pants on fire'
Original Lyrics:
My grandma and your grandma are sitting by the fire
My grandma says to your grandma 'I'm gonna set your flag on fire'.
My grandma says to your grandma 'I'm gonna set your flag on fire'.
"I Like Beer" by Tom T. Hall
Misheard Lyrics:
Vodka puts my mouth in here
or
Whiskey's too tough
Champagne costs too much
Vodka puts my mouth to tears
Champagne costs too much
Vodka puts my mouth to tears
or
Whiskey's too rough
Champagne cost too much
Vodka puts my mouth in years
Champagne cost too much
Vodka puts my mouth in years
or
Whiskey's too rough
Champagne cost too much
Vodka puts my mouth in years
Champagne cost too much
Vodka puts my mouth in years
Original Lyrics:
Whiskey's too rough
Champagne cost too much
Vodka puts my mouth in gear
Champagne cost too much
Vodka puts my mouth in gear
"I Like It, I Love It" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't know what it is, but the middle cows love it.
Original Lyrics:
Don't know what it is 'bout that little gal's lovin'.
"I Like It, I Love It" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
Dunno wat it is 'bout that little gals oven.
Original Lyrics:
Don't know what it is 'bout that little gal's lovin'.
"I Like It, I Love It" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know what it is about Lyle Lovett.
Original Lyrics:
Don't know what it is 'bout that little gal's lovin'.
"I Like It, I Love It" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I try so hard; I can't eat lard.
Original Lyrics:
I try so hard, I can't rise above it.
"I Like It, I Love It" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I want some more oven.
Original Lyrics:
I want some more of it.
"I Like it, I Love it" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanted that teddy bear
Original Lyrics:
I won her that teddy bear
"I Like it, I Love it" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm naked, I love it.
I want some more of it.
I want some more of it.
Original Lyrics:
I like it, I love it.
I want some more of it.
I want some more of it.
"I'll Be There For You" by The Rembrandts
Misheard Lyrics:
Your love life's deal a lay
Original Lyrics:
Your love life's DOA
"I'll Be" by Edwin McCain
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'll be...your pride and sober
Owl bee...loves Sue insiiiide
Owl bee...loves Sue insiiiide
Original Lyrics:
And I'll be...your crying shoulder
I'll be...Love's suicide
I'll be...Love's suicide
"I'll Be" by Edwin McCain
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be your flying soda.
I'll be love super - sized!
I'll be love super - sized!
Original Lyrics:
And I'll be...your crying shoulder
I'll be...Love's suicide
I'll be...Love's suicide
"I'll Come Back as Another Woman" by Tanya Tucker
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a man and another woman
Original Lyrics:
I'll come back as another woman
"I'll Go On Loving You" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
When I see your delicate body
Revealed to me as you sleep off your drinks.
Revealed to me as you sleep off your drinks.
Original Lyrics:
When I see your delicate body
Revealed to me as you slip off your dress.
Revealed to me as you slip off your dress.
"I'll Go On Loving You" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
When I see your delicate body
Revealed to me as you sleep off your drinks.
Revealed to me as you sleep off your drinks.
Original Lyrics:
When I see your delicate body
Revealed to me as you slip off your dress.
Revealed to me as you slip off your dress.
"I'll Go On Loving You" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
When I see your delicate body
Revealed to me as you slip off your drinks
Revealed to me as you slip off your drinks
Original Lyrics:
When I see your delicate body
Revealed to me as you slip off your dress.
Revealed to me as you slip off your dress.
"I'll Make Your Bed" by Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll work for nothing and I'll make your bed.
Original Lyrics:
You'll want for nothing and I'll make your bed.
"I'll Never Fall In Love Again" by Bobbie Gentry
Misheard Lyrics:
After you do, he'll never b*** ya.
Original Lyrics:
After you do, he'll never phone ya.
"I'll Still Be Loving You" by Restless Heart
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be yours until the sun doesn't shrine
Original Lyrics:
I'll be yours until the sun doesn't shine
"I'll Still Be Loving You" by Restless Heart
Misheard Lyrics:
Winter day is just a memory to me.
Original Lyrics:
When today is just a memory to me.
"I'll Think Of A Reason Later" by Lee Ann Womack
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll pick up a pizza later
Original Lyrics:
I'll think of a reason later
"I'll Think Of A Reason Later" by Lee Ann Womack
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll think of peas and butter.
Original Lyrics:
I'll think of a reason later.
"I'll Think Of A Reason Later" by Lee Ann Womack
Misheard Lyrics:
It may be my fan's a red neck nater
Runnin' off maybe like we hate her
Inside her head may lay all the answers
For curin' diseases from bombis to cancer.
Runnin' off maybe like we hate her
Inside her head may lay all the answers
For curin' diseases from bombis to cancer.
Original Lyrics:
It may be my family's redneck nature
Rubbin' off, bringin' out unlady-like behavior
Inside her head may lay all the answers
For curin' diseases from baldness to cancer.
Rubbin' off, bringin' out unlady-like behavior
Inside her head may lay all the answers
For curin' diseases from baldness to cancer.
"I Lost It" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
No on can make me cry
Make me laugh
Make me smile
Or drive me mad like cheetos
Make me laugh
Make me smile
Or drive me mad like cheetos
Original Lyrics:
No on can make me cry
Make me laugh
Make me smile
Or drive me mad like she does
Make me laugh
Make me smile
Or drive me mad like she does
"I Lost It" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
No on can make me cry
Make me laugh
Make me smile
Or drive me mad like Gina.
Make me laugh
Make me smile
Or drive me mad like Gina.
Original Lyrics:
No on can make me cry
Make me laugh
Make me smile
Or drive me mad like she does.
Make me laugh
Make me smile
Or drive me mad like she does.
"I Lost It" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
No one can make me cry,
make me laugh,
make me smile,
or drive me wild like the cheater
make me laugh,
make me smile,
or drive me wild like the cheater
Original Lyrics:
No one can make me cry,
make me laugh,
make me smile,
or drive me wild like she does
make me laugh,
make me smile,
or drive me wild like she does
"I Lost It" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
No one can make me cry
Make me laugh
Make me smile
Or dirve me mad like cheetahs.
Make me laugh
Make me smile
Or dirve me mad like cheetahs.
Original Lyrics:
No on can make me cry
Make me laugh
Make me smile
Or drive me mad like she does.
Make me laugh
Make me smile
Or drive me mad like she does.
"I Lost It" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
Or drive me mad like Reba
Original Lyrics:
Or drive me mad like she does
"I Lost You" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
No one can make me laugh,
make me smile like a cheetah
make me smile like a cheetah
Original Lyrics:
No one can make me laugh,
make me smile like she does
make me smile like she does
"I Love A Rainy Night" by Eddie Rabbitt
Misheard Lyrics:
I love a braniac
Original Lyrics:
I love a rainy night
"I Love A Rainy Night" by Eddie Rabbitt
Misheard Lyrics:
I love when you ignite
Original Lyrics:
I love a rainy night
"I Love a Rainy Night" by Eddie Rabbitt
Misheard Lyrics:
Showers wash all my clouds away
Original Lyrics:
Showers wash all my cares away
"I Love a Rainy Night" by Eddie Rabbitt
Misheard Lyrics:
Showers wash all my cows away
Original Lyrics:
Showers wash all my cares away
"I Loved 'Em Every One" by T.G. Sheppard
Misheard Lyrics:
In the middle or sure to come
or
Big, little or sure to come.
or
Big, little or sure to come.
Original Lyrics:
Big, little or short or tall
"I Loved 'Em Every One" by T.G. Sheppard
Misheard Lyrics:
Wish I could've kept the lawn.
Original Lyrics:
Wish I could've kept 'em all.
"I Loved Her First" by Heartland
Misheard Lyrics:
From the first breath she breathed
When she first smiled at me
I knew the love of a father on speed
When she first smiled at me
I knew the love of a father on speed
Original Lyrics:
From the first breath she breathed
When she first smiled at me
I knew the love of a father runs deep
When she first smiled at me
I knew the love of a father runs deep
"I Love This Bar" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
Chain-smokers and Blue's Clues
Original Lyrics:
Chain-smokers and boozers
"I Love You" by Martina McBride
Misheard Lyrics:
So restlessly I need you
Original Lyrics:
So recklessly I need you
"I'm A Believer" by Smash Mouth
Misheard Lyrics:
Guessed the point that I'll get all my dreams
Original Lyrics:
Disappointment haunted all my dreams
"I'm A Believer" by The Monkees
Misheard Lyrics:
Saw her trace mapped out in my mind.
Original Lyrics:
Not a trace of doubt in my mind.
"I'm Alive" by Celine Dion
Misheard Lyrics:
Made me a woman
Or perhaps a bird
Or perhaps a bird
Original Lyrics:
Made me a woman
On clouds above
On clouds above
"I'm A Long Gone Daddy" by Hank Williams
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a lazy cow.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a leavin' now.
"I'm Already There" by Lonestar
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'll be back 'til the end
Original Lyrics:
And I'll be there 'til the end
"I'm Already There" by Lonestar
Misheard Lyrics:
And you imagine every friend
Original Lyrics:
I'm your imaginary friend
"I'm Already There" by Lonestar
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you feel the love that we shave?
Original Lyrics:
Can you feel the love that we share?
"I'm Already There" by Lonestar
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you feel the love that we shit?
Original Lyrics:
Can you feel the love that we share?
"I'm Already There" by Lonestar
Misheard Lyrics:
I am your matrimony friend
Original Lyrics:
I'm your imaginary friend
"I'm Already There" by Lonestar
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be your friend
Original Lyrics:
I'm in your prayers
"I'm Already There" by Lonestar
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm all on a chair.
Original Lyrics:
I'm already there.
"I'm Already There" by Lonestar
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the sunshine in the air
Original Lyrics:
I'm the sunshine in your hair
"I'm Already There" by Lonestar
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the sunshine in your hands
Original Lyrics:
I'm the sunshine in your hair
"I'm Already There" by Lonestar
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the whisker on your chin.
Original Lyrics:
I'm the whisper in the wind.
"I'm Already There" by Lonestar
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the whisker on your chin
Original Lyrics:
I'm the whisper in the wind
"I'm Already There" by Lonestar
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the wizard in the wind
And I'm breathing in the air
And I'm breathing in the air
Original Lyrics:
I'm the whisper in the wind
And I'll be there 'til the end
And I'll be there 'til the end
"I'm Already There" by Lonestar
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your Dromedary man
Original Lyrics:
I'm your imaginary friend
"I'm Already There" by Lonestar
Misheard Lyrics:
Touch you in my fingertips.
Original Lyrics:
Touch you with my fingertips.
"I’m Already There" by Lonestar
Misheard Lyrics:
A little boy came on the phone
Original Lyrics:
A little voice came on the phone
"I'm Alright" by Jo Dee Messina
Misheard Lyrics:
Up all, up all, up all night
Original Lyrics:
I'm al-I'm al-I'm alright
"I'm A Survivor" by Reba McEntire
Misheard Lyrics:
And the heart of a spider.
Original Lyrics:
And the heart of a fighter.
"I'm A Survivor" by Reba McEntire
Misheard Lyrics:
My Ritz are planted in my mass
Original Lyrics:
My roots are planted in the past.
"I'm A Survivor" by Reba McEntire
Misheard Lyrics:
My lips are planted in the past.
Original Lyrics:
My roots are planted in the past.
"I'm A Survivor" by Reba McEntire
Misheard Lyrics:
My rips are planted in the past.
Original Lyrics:
My roots are planted in the past.
"I'm a Survivor" by Reba McEntire
Misheard Lyrics:
And the heart of a tiger
Original Lyrics:
And the heart of a fighter
"I'm a Survivor" by Reba McEntire
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm on Survivor
or
I watch Survivor
or
I watch Survivor
Original Lyrics:
I'm a survivor
"I'm Bad, I'm Nationwide" by Dwight Yoakam
Misheard Lyrics:
Gir, I'm bad, I'm bada** and white.
Original Lyrics:
Girl, I'm bad, I'm nationwide.
"I'm Diggin' It" by Alecia Elliott
Misheard Lyrics:
Kenny can't sleep
Original Lyrics:
Can't eat, can't sleep
Maybe she thinks Kenny McCormick is having nightmares 'cause he always dies in 'most every episode of South Park.
"I'm From The Country" by Tracy Byrd
Misheard Lyrics:
Everbody knows everybody
Everybody calls you Fred.
Everybody calls you Fred.
Original Lyrics:
Everbody knows everybody
Everybody calls you friend.
Everybody calls you friend.
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good!" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna get ya while I got ya inside.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna get ya while I got ya in sight.
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good!" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna get ya while I've got you inside.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna get ya while I've got you in sight.
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good!" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna getcha while I gotcha inside.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna getcha while I got you in sight.
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good!" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna getcha, as a matter of fact.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna getcha, it's a matter of fact.
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good!" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna getcha, it's a matter of fight.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna getcha, it's a matter of fact.
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good!" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna getcha, it's a matter of thought!
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna getcha, it's a matter of fact!
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good!" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna getcha, it's a matter, a fight.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna getcha, it's a matter of fact.
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
No need to be in love.
Original Lyrics:
No need to be alone.
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
No need to be in low.
Original Lyrics:
No need to be alone.
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
There's no need to be in love
When you find it somewhere
When you find it somewhere
Original Lyrics:
There's no need to be alone
When you find that someone
When you find that someone
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
You can bet your Valentine you're gonna be mine.
Original Lyrics:
You can bet your bottom dollar, in time you're gonna be mine.
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
You can betcha by a dollar
In time you're gonna be mine.
In time you're gonna be mine.
Original Lyrics:
You can bet your bottom dollar
In time you're gonna be mine.
In time you're gonna be mine.
"I'm Gonna Live Where The Green Grass Grows" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna live where the green grass grows.
Stuffin my cornpops up my nose
Stuffin my cornpops up my nose
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna live where the green grass grows
Watch my corn pop up in rows.
Watch my corn pop up in rows.
"I'm Hungry for Love" by Patsy Cline
Misheard Lyrics:
Like the devil hunts for bears
Original Lyrics:
Like the devil hunts for bad
"I Miss My Friend" by Darryl Worley
Misheard Lyrics:
The naked love
The morning talks
The morning talks
Original Lyrics:
The making up
The morning talks
The morning talks
"I'm Jealous" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
If I were in the room
I could get you off
I'm jealous of your mom.
I could get you off
I'm jealous of your mom.
Original Lyrics:
If I were the moon
I could catch your eye
I'm jealous of the moon.
I could catch your eye
I'm jealous of the moon.
"I'm Jealous" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
If I were the moon
I could get you up.
I could get you up.
Original Lyrics:
If I were the moon
I could catch your eye.
I could catch your eye.
"Immigrant Song" by Led Zeppelin
Misheard Lyrics:
All this sleeping, trashing out
Our only go will be the twist and shout.
Our only go will be the twist and shout.
Original Lyrics:
On we sweep with threshing oar
Our only goal will be the Western shore.
Our only goal will be the Western shore.
"I'm No Stranger to the Rain" by Keith Whitley
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm no stranger to Lorraine
Original Lyrics:
I'm no stranger to the rain
"I'm Not Supposed To Love You Anymore" by Bryan White
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh I shouldn't care your underwear and where's your bra
Original Lyrics:
Oh I shouldn't care or wonder where and how you are
"I'm Not Supposed To Love You Anymore" by Bryan White
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, I shouldn't wear her underwear.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, I shouldn't care or wonder where.
"I'm Not Supposed To Love You Anymore" by Bryan White
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, Ii shouldn't carry underwear.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, I shouldn't care or wonder where.
"I'm Not That Easy To Forget" by Lorrie Morgan
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not that easy to forget
Someday, you'll waste the family pet
You better let me get away.
Someday, you'll waste the family pet
You better let me get away.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not that easy to forget
Someday you'll wake up and regret
You ever let me get away.
Someday you'll wake up and regret
You ever let me get away.
"I'm Only Me When I'm With You" by Taylor Swift
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm only me, when I wanna be
Original Lyrics:
And I'm only me, who I wanna be
"I'm Over You" by Keith Whitley
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't flatten yourself
Original Lyrics:
Don't flatter yourself
"The Impossible" by Joe Nichols
Misheard Lyrics:
Unsinkable s***s stink.
Original Lyrics:
Unsinkable ships sink.
"I'm Ready (If You're Willing)" by Johnny Horton
Misheard Lyrics:
If you think that love is green
Original Lyrics:
If you think that love is grand
"I'm So Happy I Can't Stop Crying" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
Saw my lawyer, Mr Tegucigalpa.
Original Lyrics:
Saw my lawyer, Mr. Good News, He Got Me.
"I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry" by Hank Williams
Misheard Lyrics:
Pierre, that lonesome whippoorwill
He sounds too blue to fly
He sounds too blue to fly
Original Lyrics:
Hear that lonesome whippoorwill
He sounds too blue to fly
He sounds too blue to fly
"I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry" by Hank Williams
Misheard Lyrics:
That means he's lost the will to live.
Original Lyrics:
Like me, he's lost the will to live.
"I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry" by Hank Williams
Misheard Lyrics:
That means he's lost the will to live.
Original Lyrics:
Like me, he's lost the will to live.
"I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm too sexy for my liver
Original Lyrics:
I'm too sexy for my shirt
"I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm two sixty for my shirt.
Original Lyrics:
I'm too sexy for my shirt.
"I'm Tryin'" by Trace Adkins
Misheard Lyrics:
Still ain't used to putting 'X' in front of 'Y'
Original Lyrics:
Still ain't used to putting 'X' in front of wife
"Independence Day" by Martina McBride
Misheard Lyrics:
Father's gone away
Original Lyrics:
Roll the stone away
"Independence Day" by Martina McBride
Misheard Lyrics:
Let freedom ring!
Let the white girls sing!
Let the white girls sing!
Original Lyrics:
Let freedom ring!
Let the white doves sing.
Let the white doves sing.
"Independence Day" by Martina McBride
Misheard Lyrics:
Let freedom ring
Let the righteous sing.
Let the righteous sing.
Original Lyrics:
Let freedom ring
Let the white dove sing.
Let the white dove sing.
"Independence Day" by Martina McBride
Misheard Lyrics:
Let freedom ring
Let the white pope sing.
Let the white pope sing.
Original Lyrics:
Let freedom ring
Let the white dove sing.
Let the white dove sing.
"Independence Day" by Martina McBride
Misheard Lyrics:
Let freedom ring
Let the wontons sing!
Let the wontons sing!
Original Lyrics:
Let freedom ring
Let the white doves sing!
Let the white doves sing!
"Independence Day" by Martina McBride
Misheard Lyrics:
Let freedom ring
Let the world come sing.
Let the world come sing.
Original Lyrics:
Let freedom ring
Let the white dove sing.
Let the white dove sing.
"Independence Day" by Martina McBride
Misheard Lyrics:
Let the weak be strong
Let the world be wrong.
Let the world be wrong.
Original Lyrics:
Let the weak be strong
Let the right be wrong.
Let the right be wrong.
"Independence Day" by Martina McBride
Misheard Lyrics:
Let the whole world know that today's the day of reckoning
Let the wheat be strong.
Let the wheat be strong.
Original Lyrics:
Let the whole world now that today's the day of reckoning
Let the weak be strong.
Let the weak be strong.
"Independence Day" by Martina McBride
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's talk about your evolution
It's Independence Day.
It's Independence Day.
Original Lyrics:
Let's talk about your revolution
It's Independence Day.
It's Independence Day.
"Indiana Wants Me" by R Dean Taylor
Misheard Lyrics:
I shot Jew to talk to
Original Lyrics:
I wish I had you to talk to
"Indian Outlaw" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
All my friends call me dirtball
Original Lyrics:
All my friends call me bearclaw
"Indian Outlaw" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be beating on my Taunton
Original Lyrics:
I'll be beating on my tom-tom
"Indian Outlaw" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm an i***t outlaw
Part parakeet and hotdog
My baby, she's a chicken frog
Part parakeet and hotdog
My baby, she's a chicken frog
Original Lyrics:
I'm an Indian outlaw
Half Cherokee and Choctaw
My baby, she's a Chippewa
Half Cherokee and Choctaw
My baby, she's a Chippewa
"Indian Outlaw" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
My baby, she's a chick I saw
Original Lyrics:
My baby, she's a Chippewa.
"Indian Outlaw" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
My baby, she's a chicken ball.
Original Lyrics:
My baby, she's a Chippewa.
"Indian Outlaw" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
My girl is a cheap ho.
Original Lyrics:
My girl is a Chippawa.
"Indian Outlaw" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
The fearless chicken is my papa.
Original Lyrics:
The village chieftan is my papa.
"Indian Outlaw" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
The village chicken is my papa
Original Lyrics:
The village chieftan is my papa
"Indian Outlaw" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
Village cheatin' is my pawpaw.
Original Lyrics:
Village chieftain is my pawpaw.
"Indian Outlaw" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
Wee-Chee-Wee-Chee-Wah-Wah!!!
Original Lyrics:
Half Cherokee and Choctaw...
"Indian Reservation" by Paul Revere & the Raiders
Misheard Lyrics:
They took away our way of life
The tomahawk and the Bowie knife.
The tomahawk and the Bowie knife.
Original Lyrics:
Took away our ways of life
The tomahawk and the bow and knife.
The tomahawk and the bow and knife.
"I Need To Know" by Marc Anthony
Misheard Lyrics:
I Nintendo, I Nintendo (I need 'Tendo, I need 'Tendo)
Original Lyrics:
I need to know, I need to know
"I Need You" by LeAnn Rimes
Misheard Lyrics:
I need you like Marcy from Melrose Place.
Original Lyrics:
I need you like mercy from Heaven's Gate.
"I Need You" by LeAnn Rimes
Misheard Lyrics:
I need you like mercy from melon skies.
Original Lyrics:
I need you like mercy from Heaven's Gate.
"I Need You" by LeAnn Rimes
Misheard Lyrics:
I need you like more sea from Evan's game.
Original Lyrics:
I need you like mercy from Heaven's Gate.
"In Love" by Ronnie Milsap
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel you wantin' the phone whenever I'm with you.
Original Lyrics:
I can feel you wantin' to fall whenever I'm with you.
"In My Car (I'll Be The Driver)" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
It's all right if you sleep with a slow song.
Original Lyrics:
It's all right if you sleep with your socks on.
"In My Daughter's Eyes" by Martina McBride
Misheard Lyrics:
I've seen the light
It's in my daughter's ass
It's in my daughter's ass
Original Lyrics:
I've seen the light
It's in my daughter's eyes
It's in my daughter's eyes
"In My Hour Of Darkness" by Gram Parsons & Emmylou Harris
Misheard Lyrics:
Miles and Miles without a word
With just his having lots
Who'd have ever thought they'd build such a deadly Denver mint?
With just his having lots
Who'd have ever thought they'd build such a deadly Denver mint?
Original Lyrics:
Miles and miles without a word
With just his high beam lights
Who'd have ever thought they'd build such a deadly Denver bend?
With just his high beam lights
Who'd have ever thought they'd build such a deadly Denver bend?
"Inside Your Heaven" by Carrie Underwood
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be inside your handbag
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be inside your heaven
"In The Summertime" by Mungo Jerry
Misheard Lyrics:
We love red beef
We like Daddy, we're not mean.
We like Daddy, we're not mean.
Original Lyrics:
We're no threat, people
We're not dirty, we're not mean.
We're not dirty, we're not mean.
"In This Life" by Collin Raye
Misheard Lyrics:
I was imprisoned by the power of God
Original Lyrics:
I was imprisoned by the power of gold
"Invisible String" by Taylor Swift
Misheard Lyrics:
Out of all the Romans
Original Lyrics:
Out of all the wrong arms
"Invisible String" by Taylor Swift
Misheard Lyrics:
Was there glue, added in sea?
Original Lyrics:
Were there clues, I didn't see?
"Invisible Touch" by Genesis
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have it easier in Times Square
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
"Invitation To The Blues" by Ray Price
Misheard Lyrics:
I received your imitation, toodle-oo
or
I received your imitation, fruity loops.
or
I received your imitation, fruity loops.
Original Lyrics:
I received your invitation to the blues.
"I Recall A Gypsy Woman" by Don Williams
Misheard Lyrics:
I've re-skinned against the moonlight
And the taste of life sweet wine.
And the taste of life sweet wine.
Original Lyrics:
Ivory skin meets the moonlight
And a taste of life's sweet wine.
And a taste of life's sweet wine.
"I Run to You" by Lady Antebellum
Misheard Lyrics:
This one keeps spinning faster
Original Lyrics:
This world keeps spinning faster
"I Sang Dixie" by Dwight Yoakam
Misheard Lyrics:
Bottle had a rattle tin
Of all it's rebel pride.
Of all it's rebel pride.
Original Lyrics:
The bottle had robbed him
Of all his rebel pride.
Of all his rebel pride.
"Is Anybody Going to San Antone?" by Charley Pride
Misheard Lyrics:
Any place is all right
As long as I can forget my fair Finona.
As long as I can forget my fair Finona.
Original Lyrics:
Any place is all right
As long as I can forget I've ever known her.
As long as I can forget I've ever known her.
"I Second That Emotion" by Smokey Robinson & The Miracles
Misheard Lyrics:
If you feel like giving me a lifetime of emotion,
I second that emotion
I second that emotion
Original Lyrics:
If you feel like giving me a lifetime of devotion,
I second that emotion
I second that emotion
"I See It Now" by Tracy Lawrence
Misheard Lyrics:
Things are that couldn't be
Original Lyrics:
He's all I couldn't be
"I See Red" by Split Enz
Misheard Lyrics:
When my baby's walking down the street
Hussy rear, hussy rear, hussy rear!
Hussy rear, hussy rear, hussy rear!
Original Lyrics:
When my baby's walking down the street
I see red! I see red! I see red!
I see red! I see red! I see red!
"I Should Have Been A Cowboy" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
I would of had a sidekick for fun and games.
Original Lyrics:
I might of had a side kick with a funny name.
"I Should Have Been A Cowboy" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd be wearin' my sexy.
Original Lyrics:
I'd be wearin' my six shooter.
"I Should Have Been A Cowboy" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
Wearing my sex shoe
Original Lyrics:
I'd be wearing my six shooter.
"Islands In The Stream" by Kenny Rogers And Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
And we will lie on each other, uh-huh
Original Lyrics:
And we rely on each other, uh-huh
"Islands In The Stream" by Kenny Rogers And Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
As we rely on the children of love
Original Lyrics:
And we rely on each other, uh-huh
"Islands In The Stream" by Kenny Rogers & Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
Eyelids in the street
Original Lyrics:
Islands in the stream
"Islands In The Stream" by Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
Highland industries
Original Lyrics:
Islands in the stream
Editor's note: Kenny Rogers should be credited first, since it was officially released as by 'Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton', not the other way around.
"Islands In The Stream" by Kenny Rogers And Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
Highlands Industries
That is what we are.
That is what we are.
Original Lyrics:
Islands in the stream
That is what we are.
That is what we are.
"Islands In The Stream" by Kenny Rogers & Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
Hive of Industry
Original Lyrics:
Islands in the stream
"Islands In The Stream" by Kenny Rogers And Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
Hive of industries
Original Lyrics:
Islands in the stream
"Islands In The Stream" by Kenny Rogers & Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
I love industries, that is what we are
Original Lyrics:
Islands in the stream, that is what we are
"Islands In The Stream" by Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
I love industry
Original Lyrics:
Islands in the stream
"Islands In The Stream" by Kenny Rogers & Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
I was in the stream, that is where I was.
Original Lyrics:
Islands in the stream, that is what we are.
"Islands In The Stream" by Kenny Rogers & Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
I was in the stream, that is where we all (are)
Original Lyrics:
Islands in the stream, that is what we are
"Islands In The Stream" by Kenny Rogers & Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in chemistry,
that is where we are
that is where we are
Original Lyrics:
Island in the stream,
that is what we are
that is what we are
"Islands In The Stream" by Kenny Rogers & Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
Ireland's industry, that is what we are.
Original Lyrics:
Islands in the stream, that is what we are.
"Islands In The Stream" by Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
Ireland's industry
Original Lyrics:
Islands in the stream
"Islands In The Stream" by Kenny Rogers & Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
Island's industry that is all they are
Original Lyrics:
Islands in the stream, that is what they are
"Islands In The Stream" by Kenny Rogers & Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
Islands in the stream,
that is what we are
No-one in between,
'cept for Montreal
that is what we are
No-one in between,
'cept for Montreal
Original Lyrics:
Islands in the stream,
that is what we are
No-one in between,
how could we be wrong
that is what we are
No-one in between,
how could we be wrong
"Islands In The Stream" by Kenny Rogers & Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
Islands in the street, that is what we are.
Original Lyrics:
Islands in the stream, that is what we are.
"Islands In The Stream" by Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
Islands in the street
Original Lyrics:
Islands in the stream
"Islands In The Stream" by Kenny Rogers & Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
Islands in the string
That is what we are
No one in between
How can we be wrong
Stay the way we be
To another world
And we rely on each other, at times
From one love unto another, are fine.
That is what we are
No one in between
How can we be wrong
Stay the way we be
To another world
And we rely on each other, at times
From one love unto another, are fine.
Original Lyrics:
Islands in the stream
That is what we are
No one in between
How can we be wrong
Sail away with me
To another world
And we rely on each other, aha
From one lover to another, aha.
That is what we are
No one in between
How can we be wrong
Sail away with me
To another world
And we rely on each other, aha
From one lover to another, aha.
"Islands In The Stream" by Kenny Rogers & Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
Items in the street
Original Lyrics:
Islands in the stream
"Islands In The Stream" by Kenny Rogers & Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
Nylons in the street
or
Nylons in the stream
or
Nylons in the stream
Original Lyrics:
Islands in the stream
"Islands In The Stream" by Kenny Rogers & Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
Pilons in the street
Original Lyrics:
Islands in the stream
"Islands In The Stream" by Kenny Rogers & Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
Pilot's industry
Original Lyrics:
Islands in the stream
"Islands In The Stream" by Kenny Rogers & Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
Pride in industry
Original Lyrics:
Islands in the stream
"Islands In The Stream" by Kenny Rogers & Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
Private industry
Original Lyrics:
Islands in the stream
"Islands In The Stream" by Kenny Rogers & Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
Sail away with me
Too in love with the world
Too in love with the world
Original Lyrics:
Sail away with me
To another world
To another world
"Islands In The Stream" by Kenny Rogers & Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
Violence in the streets, that is what we want.
Original Lyrics:
Islands in the stream, that is what we are.
"Islands In The Stream" by Kenny Rogers & Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
Where we will dine on each other, uh-huh
Original Lyrics:
And we'll rely on each other, un-huh
"Islands in the Stream" by Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
And we rely on the turnin'. Ah-ah!
Original Lyrics:
And we rely on each other. Ah-ah!
"Islands in the Stream" by Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
And we’ll rely on the turnips, ah-ah!
Original Lyrics:
And we rely on each other. Ah-ah!
"Islands in the Stream" by Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
Diamonds in the street
Original Lyrics:
Islands in the stream
"Islands in the Stream" by Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
Eyelids in the street
Original Lyrics:
Islands in the stream
"Islands in the Stream" by Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
Kylie's in the stream
Original Lyrics:
Islands in the stream
"Islands in the Stream" by Kenny Rogers & Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
Pirates in the sea
Original Lyrics:
Islands in the stream
"Islands in the Stream" by Kenny Rogers & Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
Pirates in the stream
Original Lyrics:
Islands in the stream
"Islands in the Stream" by Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
Sirens in the street
Original Lyrics:
Islands in the stream
"Islands in the Stream" by Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
Violence in the street
Original Lyrics:
Islands in the stream
"Israelites" by Desmond Dekker & The Aces
Misheard Lyrics:
Get up the morning, saving for breast, er
So every mouth can beef head
Oooooeerrrr, me ears is a lie.
So every mouth can beef head
Oooooeerrrr, me ears is a lie.
Original Lyrics:
Get up in the morning, slaving for bread, sir
So that every mouth can be fed
Poor me, the Israelite.
So that every mouth can be fed
Poor me, the Israelite.
"Is She Really Going Out With Him?" by Joe Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause I've had my share
Original Lyrics:
'cause I've had my fill
"I Stand All Alone" by Bryan White
Misheard Lyrics:
I've seen your world
It's very nice.
It's very nice.
Original Lyrics:
I've seen your world
With these very eyes.
With these very eyes.
"I Stand Alone" by Godsmack
Misheard Lyrics:
I've told you many times before
Can't kiss me.
Can't kiss me.
Original Lyrics:
I've told you this once before
Can't control me.
Can't control me.
"Is There Life After Love?" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Every night, I finger you.
Original Lyrics:
Every night, I think of you.
"Is This Love?" by Bob Marley
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll be together, with a roof rack over our heads...
We'll share the day room, will Jah provide the bread...
We'll share the day room, will Jah provide the bread...
Original Lyrics:
We'll be together, with a roof right over our heads..
We'll share the same room, will Jah provide the bread
We'll share the same room, will Jah provide the bread
Just liked the idea of two people still in love in an old folks home. Where the roof rack comes in, I've no idea.
"Is This Love?" by Bob Marley
Misheard Lyrics:
With a roof rack over our heads
Original Lyrics:
With a roof right over our heads
"I Still Believe In You" by Vince Gill
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll still be leaving you.
Original Lyrics:
I still believe in you.
"I Sure Can Smell The Rain" by Blackhawk
Misheard Lyrics:
She'd still say "I love you" if I ask, but she'd never fall in tears
Original Lyrics:
She'd still say "I love you" if I ask, but she never volunteers
"I Sure Can Smell The Rain" by Blackhawk
Misheard Lyrics:
Somehow I tried to pull it one more day
Original Lyrics:
Somehow I dodged a bullet one more day
"I Swear" by John Michael Montgomery
Misheard Lyrics:
I see the patience in your eyes
Original Lyrics:
I see the questions in your eyes
"I Swear" by John Michael Montgomery
Misheard Lyrics:
I see the questions in your life
Original Lyrics:
I see the questions in your eyes
"I Swear" by John Michael Montgomery
Misheard Lyrics:
I see the questions in your mind
Original Lyrics:
I see the questions in your eyes
"I Swear" by John Michael Montgomery
Misheard Lyrics:
I sweat
By the moon and the stars in disguise
By the moon and the stars in disguise
Original Lyrics:
I Swear
By the moon and the stars in the skies
By the moon and the stars in the skies
"I Swear" by John Michael Montgomery
Misheard Lyrics:
Like the shadow that’s by your sign
Original Lyrics:
Like the shadow that’s by your side
"It Ain't Nothin'" by Keith Whitley
Misheard Lyrics:
It ain't nothin' but a stretch
Original Lyrics:
It ain't nothin' but a scratch
"It Ain't Nothin'" by Keith Whitley
Misheard Lyrics:
No matter what handle I need
Original Lyrics:
No matter what hell life is
"I Take My Chances" by Mary Chapin Carpenter
Misheard Lyrics:
He'd show me the way according to him to return from our personal chills
Original Lyrics:
He'd show me the way according to him in return for my personal check
"It Happens" by Sugarland
Misheard Lyrics:
But in this beautiful -- in this beautiful madness
Original Lyrics:
The irrefutable, indisputable fact is
"I Think I'll Just Stay Here and Drink" by Merle Haggard
Misheard Lyrics:
I think I'll just stay here and pray
Original Lyrics:
I think I'll just stay here and drink
"It Must Be Love" by Tanya Tucker
Misheard Lyrics:
It must be love if we're naked
Original Lyrics:
It must be love if we make it
"It Only Hurts When I Cry" by Dwight Yoakam
Misheard Lyrics:
I do the two-step when I lie.
Original Lyrics:
I tell the truth, 'cept when I lie.
"It Only Hurts When I'm Breathing" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
It only hurts when I pee.
Original Lyrics:
It only hurts when I breathe.
"I Try" by Macy Gray
Misheard Lyrics:
I wore goggles when you are not there
Original Lyrics:
My world crumbles when you are not here
Editor's note: Please do not type quotation marks around the lyrics.
"It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere" by Alan Jackson and Jimmy Buffett
Misheard Lyrics:
Work day passes like my asses in wintertime
Original Lyrics:
Work day passes like molasses in wintertime
"It's A Great Day To Be Alive" by Travis Tritt
Misheard Lyrics:
I cauterized cooking in the microwave.
Original Lyrics:
I got rice cooking in the microwave.
"It's A Great Day To Be Alive" by Travis Tritt
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my wife cooking in the microwave.
Original Lyrics:
I got rice cooking in the microwave.
"It's A Great Day To Be Alive" by Travis Tritt
Misheard Lyrics:
I gotter eyes cooking in the microwave.
Original Lyrics:
I got rice cooking in the microwave.
"It's A Great Day To Be Alive" by Travis Tritt
Misheard Lyrics:
I look in the mirror and what do I see?
A long hair freak staring back at me
A long hair freak staring back at me
Original Lyrics:
I look in the mirror and what do I see?
A lone wolf there staring back at me
A lone wolf there staring back at me
"It's A Great Day To Be Alive" by Travis Tritt
Misheard Lyrics:
Look in the mirror and what do I see?
A long wolf-bear staring back at me
A long wolf-bear staring back at me
Original Lyrics:
Look in the mirror and what do I see?
A lone wolf there staring back at me
A lone wolf there staring back at me
"It's A Great Day To Be Alive" by Travis Tritt
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I look in the mirror and what do I see?
A long road back staring back at me
A long road back staring back at me
Original Lyrics:
Now I look in the mirror and what do I see?
A lone wolf there staring back at me
A lone wolf there staring back at me
"It's A Great Day To Be Alive" by Travis Tritt
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah I think I'll make me some brown haired shoes
Feeling pretty good and that's the truth.
Feeling pretty good and that's the truth.
Original Lyrics:
Yeah I think I'll make me some homemade soup
Feeling pretty good and that's the truth.
Feeling pretty good and that's the truth.
"It's A Heartache" by Bonnie Tyler
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a hard egg
Baby, it's a hard egg.
Baby, it's a hard egg.
Original Lyrics:
It's a heartache
Nothing but a heartache.
Nothing but a heartache.
"It's a Little Too Late" by Mark Chesnutt
Misheard Lyrics:
She was gold
Original Lyrics:
She was gone
"It's All Wrong But It's All Right" by Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
In your sexy lovin' eyes
or
And in your sexy love life
or
In your sexy love thighs
or
And in your sexy love life
or
In your sexy love thighs
Original Lyrics:
Tell me sexy lovin' lines.
"It's All Wrong But It's All Right" by Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
We may be wrong, we may be right.
Original Lyrics:
It may be wrong when we make love.
"It's A Long Way To The Top" by AC/DC
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a long way to the cross if you're gonna f*** a moll.
Original Lyrics:
it's a long way to the top if you wanna rock 'n' roll.
"It's Been Awhile" by Staind
Misheard Lyrics:
It's been a while
Since I could say that I wasn't a d**k head
Since I could say that I wasn't a d**k head
Original Lyrics:
It's been a while
Since I could say that I wasn't addicted.
Since I could say that I wasn't addicted.
"It's Five O'Clock Somewhere" by Jimmy Buffett and Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
Getting laid by the hour and boned by the minute.
Original Lyrics:
Getting paid by the hour, and older by the minute.
"It's Five O'Clock Somewhere" by Jimmy Buffett and Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
Getting laid by the hour and over by the minute.
Original Lyrics:
Getting paid by the hour, and older by the minute.
"It's Magic" by Doris Day
Misheard Lyrics:
Without a golden one or Mr. Charm
Original Lyrics:
Without a golden wand or mystic charm
"It's Midnight Cinderella" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I'm the bigger, better ball container
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I'm Peter Peter the Pumpkin Eater
"It's My Life" by Bon Jovi
Misheard Lyrics:
I just wanna live Whalamalai
It's my knife.
It's my knife.
Original Lyrics:
I just wanna live while I'm alive
It's my life.
It's my life.
"It's My Life" by Bon Jovi
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought he said I did it a vile way
Original Lyrics:
Like Frankie said, I did it my way
"It's My Life" by Bon Jovi
Misheard Lyrics:
No silent prayer for Dave, he farted.
Original Lyrics:
No silent prayer for faith departed.
"It's My Life" by Bon Jovi
Misheard Lyrics:
Say a little prayer for 50 farted.
Original Lyrics:
No silent prayer for faith departed.
"It's Raining Men" by Weather Girls
Misheard Lyrics:
Rubber duckie's stopping me.
Original Lyrics:
Rough and tough and strong and mean.
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me" by Billy Joel
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody's talkin' how the news sounds
Funny, but it's still rock and roll to me.
Funny, but it's still rock and roll to me.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody's talkin' 'bout the new sound
Funny, but it's still rock and roll to me.
Funny, but it's still rock and roll to me.
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me" by Billy Joel
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't dress in fashion
'Til you spend a lot of money.
'Til you spend a lot of money.
Original Lyrics:
You can't dress trashy
'Til you spend a lot of money.
'Til you spend a lot of money.
"It Started With A Kiss" by Hot Chocolate
Misheard Lyrics:
It started with the kids.
Original Lyrics:
It started with a kiss.
"It Started with a Kiss" by Hot Chocolate
Misheard Lyrics:
It's Star Trek with a Kirk
Original Lyrics:
It started with a kiss.
"It Was Almost Like A Song" by Ronnie Milsap
Misheard Lyrics:
Then the flame became a dyin' member
or
Then the flame became a dyin' amber
or
Then the flame became a dyin' amber
Original Lyrics:
Then the flame became a dyin' ember
"It Wasn't God Who Made Honky-tonk Angels" by Kitty Wells
Misheard Lyrics:
It wasn't God who made Donkey Kong angels
Original Lyrics:
It wasn't God who made honky-tonk angels
"It Wasn't Me" by Shaggy
Misheard Lyrics:
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Freakin with the girl next door
Freakin with the girl next door
Original Lyrics:
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creepin with the girl next door
Creepin with the girl next door
"I've Been Everywhere" by Johnny Cash
Misheard Lyrics:
Buckle up, Veronica, win some till it's over
Original Lyrics:
Buffalo, Toronto, Winslow, Sarasota
"I've Been Everywhere" by Johnny Cash
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been everywhere, man,
I've been everywhere, man,
Prostitutes and sperm, man
I've been everywhere, man,
Prostitutes and sperm, man
Original Lyrics:
I've been everywhere, man.
I've been everywhere, man.
Crossed the desert's bare, man.
I've been everywhere, man.
Crossed the desert's bare, man.
"I've Been Loved By The Best" by Don Williams
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm fathering the rest
Original Lyrics:
Why bother with the rest
"I've Been Workin' On The Railroad" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been workin' on the railroad
All the ding dong day.
All the ding dong day.
Original Lyrics:
I've been working on the railroad
All the live long day.
All the live long day.
"I've Got A Picture Of Us On My Mind" by Loretta Lynn
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet, sweet scenes from what's up on my mind.
Original Lyrics:
Sweet, sweet scenes from once upon a time.
"I've Loved Enough To Know" by Deana Carter
Misheard Lyrics:
Been lost enough to Blarg.
Original Lyrics:
Been lost in London fog.
"I've Loved Enough To Know" by Deana Carter
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm drunk enough to know, a heart ache when I see one comin'
Original Lyrics:
I've loved enough to know, a heart ache when I see one comin'
"I Walk Alone" by Marty Robbins
Misheard Lyrics:
'Til you return, I'll save the reindeer.
Original Lyrics:
'Til you return, I'll stay the same, dear.
"I Walk The Line" by Johnny Cash
Misheard Lyrics:
And happiness I have known fools than it's right
Original Lyrics:
And happiness I have known proves that it's right
"I Walk The Line" by Johnny Cash
Misheard Lyrics:
You give me clothes for love that I can't hide
or
You give me claws for love that I can't hide
or
You give me claws for love that I can't hide
Original Lyrics:
You give me cause for love that I can't hide
"I Wanna Be Sedated" by The Ramones
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be sub-idiot.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be sedated.
"I Wanna Be Sedated" by The Ramones
Misheard Lyrics:
I want a piece of it
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be sedated
"I Wanna Be Your Man" by Andy Griggs
Misheard Lyrics:
All week I've been your cousin
Tonight I wanna be your man.
Tonight I wanna be your man.
Original Lyrics:
All week I've been your husband
Tonight I wanna be your man.
Tonight I wanna be your man.
"I Wanna Be Your Man" by Andy Griggs
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, we got rid of your husband
Tonight I wanna be your man.
Tonight I wanna be your man.
Original Lyrics:
All week I've been your husband
Tonight I wanna be your man.
Tonight I wanna be your man.
"I Wanna Talk About Me" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
About your daddy and your mother
And your crazy Aunt Slubber.
And your crazy Aunt Slubber.
Original Lyrics:
About your daddy and your mother
And your crazy ex-lover.
And your crazy ex-lover.
"I Wanna Talk About Me" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
About your daddy and your mother
And your crazy ex-lubber.
And your crazy ex-lubber.
Original Lyrics:
About your daddy and your mother
And your crazy ex-lover.
And your crazy ex-lover.
"I Wanna Talk About Me" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
I like talkin' 'bout shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes seriously.
Original Lyrics:
I like talkin' about you, you, you, you usually.
"I Wanna Talk About Me" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
I like talkin' about you you you you you Sugar Lee
Original Lyrics:
I like talkin' about you you you you usually
"I Wanna Talk About Me" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
I like talkin' about you, you, you, you, Jolene.
Original Lyrics:
I like talkin' about you, you, you, you, usually.
"I Wanna Talk About Me" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
I like talkin' about you, you, you, you, jubilee.
Original Lyrics:
I like talkin' about you, you, you, you, usually.
"I Wanna Talk About Me" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
The tarnish on your toes
or
The varnish on your toes
or
The varnish on your toes
Original Lyrics:
The polish on your toes
"I Wanna Talk About Me" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
We talk about your nanna up in munchie banana.
Original Lyrics:
We talk about your nanna up in Muncie, Indiana.
"I Want It All" by Queen
Misheard Lyrics:
An evening sleeper on an empty seat
Original Lyrics:
Adventure seeker on an empty street
"I Want It That Way" by Backstreet Boys
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't nothin' but a holiday.
Original Lyrics:
Ain't nothin' but a heartache.
"I Want My Goodbye Back" by Ty Herndon
Misheard Lyrics:
He asked me for your number, now his necktie is black
Original Lyrics:
He asked me for your number, now his left eye is black
"I Want My Mullet Back" by Billy Ray Cyrus
Misheard Lyrics:
I want my mullet back
My Uncle Joe and my Aunt Cat.
My Uncle Joe and my Aunt Cat.
Original Lyrics:
I want my mullet back
My old Camaro and my 8-track.
My old Camaro and my 8-track.
"I Want To Live" by Josh Gracin
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes, I feel like
I need to shave myself and weigh myself.
I need to shave myself and weigh myself.
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes I feel like
I need to shake myself, to wake myself.
I need to shake myself, to wake myself.
"I Want You Back" by Jackson 5
Misheard Lyrics:
One, two, three, let me back in your heart.
Original Lyrics:
Won't you please let me back in your heart?
"I Want You To Want Me" by Cheap Trick
Misheard Lyrics:
In a perfect world, you'd say that you love me.
Original Lyrics:
Get home early from work, if you say that you love me.
"I Want You to Want Me" by Dwight Yoakam
Misheard Lyrics:
I need you to leave me
Original Lyrics:
I need you to need me
"I Want You to Want Me" by Dwight Yoakam
Misheard Lyrics:
I want you to love me
Original Lyrics:
I want you to want me
"I Washed My Hands in Muddy Water" by Stonewall Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
I couldn't wait to do my sinnin'
Original Lyrics:
I couldn't wait to do my sentence
"I Was There" by The Statler Brothers
Misheard Lyrics:
When she lost her first tooth,
I was there
I was there
or
When she bought her first pew,
I was there
I was there
or
When she bought her first pew,
I was there
I was there
Original Lyrics:
When she bought her first heels,
I was there
I was there
"I Wear Your Love" by Lisa Angelle
Misheard Lyrics:
I aware your love.
Original Lyrics:
I wear your love.
"I Will Always Love You" by Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
And Daria will always love you
Original Lyrics:
And I will always love you
"I Will Always Love You" by Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
And die will always love you
Original Lyrics:
And I will always love you
"I Will Always Love You" by Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
Been asleep, been awake
Original Lyrics:
Bittersweet memories
"I Will Always Love You" by Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
Bittersweet melodies
Original Lyrics:
Bittersweet memories
"I Will Always Love You" by Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
Each step of L.A.
Original Lyrics:
Each step of the way
"I Will Always Love You" by Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh I do wish you'd join
Original Lyrics:
Oh I do with you joy
"I Will Always Love You" by Dolly Parton
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh I do wish you’d join
Original Lyrics:
Oh I do wish you joy
"I Will...But" by SHeDAISY
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't be bored,
I won't be lord
I won't be lord
Original Lyrics:
I won't be bored,
I won't be ignored
I won't be ignored
"I Will...But" by SheDAISY
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't be your I won't be your
Original Lyrics:
I won't be bored I won't be ignored
"I Will...But" by SHeDAISY
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't be your crush to lean on
Original Lyrics:
I won't be your crutch to lean on
"I Will...But" by SHeDAISY
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't be your curl all hill
Original Lyrics:
I won't be your cure all pill
"I Will...But" by SHeDAISY
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't be your fire at dawn
Original Lyrics:
I won't be your barbie doll
"(I Wish I Had a) Heart of Stone" by Baillie and the Boys
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh stone (stone),
I used to have a heart of stone.
I used to have a heart of stone.
Original Lyrics:
Oh stone (stone),
I wish I had a heart of stone.
I wish I had a heart of stone.
"I Wish That I Could Hurt That Way Again" by T. Graham Brown
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish that I could heard that way again
At least I had you every now and then
At least I had you every now and then
Original Lyrics:
I wish that I could hurt that way again
At least I had you every now and then
At least I had you every now and then
"I Wonder Do You Think of Me" by Keith Whitley
Misheard Lyrics:
Those gold football games
Original Lyrics:
Those cold football games
"I Won't Go Huntin' With You Jake" by Jimmy Dean
Misheard Lyrics:
They make them with their sister.
Original Lyrics:
They make them in the city.
"I Won't Go Huntin' with You Jake" by Jimmy Dean
Misheard Lyrics:
They make them with the scissors
Original Lyrics:
They make them in the city
"I Wouldn't Change You If I Could" by Ricky Skaggs
Misheard Lyrics:
I wouldn't change a single thing about you if I could.
The way you fart's just super ecstasy.
The way you fart's just super ecstasy.
Original Lyrics:
I wouldn't change a single thing about you if I could.
The way you are just suits me too a tee.
The way you are just suits me too a tee.
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