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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard country lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
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"The Race Is On" by George Jones
Misheard Lyrics:
My heart's out of the runnin'
True love's scratched for another save.
True love's scratched for another save.
Original Lyrics:
My heart's out of the runnin'
True love's scratched for another's sake.
True love's scratched for another's sake.
"The Race Is On" by George Jones
Misheard Lyrics:
My heart's out overrunnin'
True love -- that's what lovers say.
True love -- that's what lovers say.
Original Lyrics:
My heart's out of the runnin'
True love's scratched for another's sake.
True love's scratched for another's sake.
"The Race Is On" by George Jones
Misheard Lyrics:
My heart's out overrunnin'
True love -- that's what lovers say.
True love -- that's what lovers say.
Original Lyrics:
My heart's out of the runnin'
True love's scratched for another's sake.
True love's scratched for another's sake.
"The Race Is On" by Sawyer Brown
Misheard Lyrics:
True love scratch for another saint.
Original Lyrics:
True love's scratched for another's sake.
"Rain on Me" by Ariana Grande and Lady Gaga
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd rather be drunk, but at least I'm alive
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather be dry, but at least I'm alive
"Rapper's Delight" by The Sugarhill Gang
Misheard Lyrics:
Go down, Motown, Holiday Inn
Original Lyrics:
Hotel, motel, Holiday Inn
"Rapture" by Blondie
Misheard Lyrics:
And his finger f***ed me
twenty four hours sure thing in rapture
twenty four hours sure thing in rapture
Original Lyrics:
And it's finger popping
Twenty-four hour shopping in rapture
Twenty-four hour shopping in rapture
"Rasputin" by Boney M
Misheard Lyrics:
But to Moscow chick's he done such a lovely shit.
Original Lyrics:
But to Moscow's chicks he was such a lovely dear.
"Rasputin" by Boney M
Misheard Lyrics:
But to Moscow chick's he had such a lovely s***
Original Lyrics:
But to Moscow's chicks he was such a lovely dear.
"Rasputin" by Boney M
Misheard Lyrics:
But to Moscow chick's he was such a lovely s***
Original Lyrics:
But to Moscow's chicks he was such a lovely dear.
"Rasputin" by Boney M
Misheard Lyrics:
But to Moscow chicks he done such a lovely s***
Original Lyrics:
But to Moscow's chicks he was such a lovely dear.
"Rasputin" by Boney M
Misheard Lyrics:
But to Moscow chicks he had such a lovely s***
Original Lyrics:
But to Moscow's chicks he was such a lovely dear.
"Rasputin" by Boney M
Misheard Lyrics:
But to Moscow's chicks he was such a lovely d***.
Original Lyrics:
But to Moscow's chicks he was such a lovely dear.
"Rasputin" by Boney M
Misheard Lyrics:
But to most cold Chinks he was such a lovely dear.
Original Lyrics:
But to Moscow's chicks he was such a lovely dear.
"Ready To Run" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel grandpa look through my egg.
Original Lyrics:
I feel the wind blow through my hair.
"Ready To Run" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
When the trees roll by
Original Lyrics:
When the train rolls by
"Ready, Willing, and Able" by Lari White
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue moon is rising, almost seems gone
Original Lyrics:
Blue Moon is rising, all hope seems gone
"A Real Good Time" by Jim Stafford
Misheard Lyrics:
I tried the Pearl Test
Original Lyrics:
I tried to protest
"Real Live Woman" by Trisha Yearwood
Misheard Lyrics:
I work nine to five and I can't relate
To millionaires who somehow fake
A smile upon their fortune-laden
Coming lives of decadence
To millionaires who somehow fake
A smile upon their fortune-laden
Coming lives of decadence
Original Lyrics:
I work nine to five and I can't relate
To millionaires who somehow fate
Has smiled upon and fortune made their
Common lives a better place to be
To millionaires who somehow fate
Has smiled upon and fortune made their
Common lives a better place to be
"The Real Slim Shady" by Eminem
Misheard Lyrics:
My mommy's on my lips.
Original Lyrics:
My bum is on your lips.
"The Real Slim Shady" by Eminem
Misheard Lyrics:
So I told N'Sync to destroy you.
Original Lyrics:
So I have been sent here to destroy you.
"The Real Slim Shady" by Eminem
Misheard Lyrics:
We're just peein in in in.
Original Lyrics:
...just imitating
"Real World" by Big And Rich
Misheard Lyrics:
I throw veggies out the window all day
Just to see how far they fly, bye bye.
Just to see how far they fly, bye bye.
Original Lyrics:
I throw benjies out the window all day
Just to see how far they fly, bye bye.
Just to see how far they fly, bye bye.
"Rebecca Lynn" by Bryan White
Misheard Lyrics:
Fighting for a week then making love.
Original Lyrics:
Fighting for a week then making up.
"Rebecca Lynn" by Bryan White
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama flashed the poet's life for me
Original Lyrics:
Mama flashed the porch light for me
"The Rebel (Johnny Yuma)" by Johnny Cash
Misheard Lyrics:
Johnny, your ma was a rebel.
Original Lyrics:
Johnny Yuma was a rebel.
Theme song from the Nick Adams TV series of the same title from the late 1950s.
"Rebel Rebel" by David Bowie
Misheard Lyrics:
We like dancing and we're looking fine.
Original Lyrics:
We like dancing and we look divine.
"Reckless" by Martina McBride
Misheard Lyrics:
I've jumped all the fences
Of bending all the rules
Of bending all the rules
Original Lyrics:
I've jumped all the fences
Abandoned all the rules
Abandoned all the rules
"Reckless" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is reckless
Let's get breakfast tonight.
Let's get breakfast tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Love is reckless
Let's get reckless tonight
Let's get reckless tonight
"Redemption Song" by Bob Marley
Misheard Lyrics:
Old Pirate is just a Rabbi
Sold out to a merchant ship.
Sold out to a merchant ship.
Original Lyrics:
Old pirates, yes, they rob I
Sold I to the merchant ships.
Sold I to the merchant ships.
"Redemption Song" by Bob Marley
Misheard Lyrics:
Old pirate says the rabbi sold I to the merchant ship
Minutes before they took I into captivity.
Minutes before they took I into captivity.
Original Lyrics:
Old pirates yes they rob I sold I to the merchant ship
Minutes after they took I from the bottomless pit.
Minutes after they took I from the bottomless pit.
"Red High Heels" by Kellie Pickler
Misheard Lyrics:
I bet you won't be back now
Don't you, don't you?
Don't you, don't you?
Original Lyrics:
I'll bet you want me back now
Don't you, don't you?
Don't you, don't you?
"Redneck Woman" by Gretchen Wilson
Misheard Lyrics:
And I hope that Oprah doesn't sing this song.
Original Lyrics:
And I know all the words to every Ol' Bocephus song.
"Redneck Woman" by Gretchen Wilson
Misheard Lyrics:
And I know all the words to every -- oh, complete this -- song.
Original Lyrics:
And I know all the words to every Ol' Bocephus song.
"Redneck Woman" by Gretchen Wilson
Misheard Lyrics:
And I know all the words to every Opa Cefus song.
Original Lyrics:
And I know all the words to every Ol' Bocephus song.
'Bocephus' is a nickname for Hank Williams, Jr., bestowed on him by his dad, Hank Sr. He's made at least one record using that name.
"Redneck Woman" by Gretchen Wilson
Misheard Lyrics:
And I know all the words to every Opal Cefus song.
Original Lyrics:
And I know all the words to every Ol' Bocephus song.
"Redneck Woman" by Gretchen Wilson
Misheard Lyrics:
And I know all the words to every Uncle Remus song.
Original Lyrics:
And I know all the words to every Ol' Bocephus song.
"Redneck Woman" by Gretchen Wilson
Misheard Lyrics:
And I know all the words to every--oh! Folks, sing this song!
Original Lyrics:
And I know all the words to every Ol' Bocephus song.
"Redneck Woman" by Gretchen Wilson
Misheard Lyrics:
And I know all the words
To every Opal Cephus song.
To every Opal Cephus song.
Original Lyrics:
And I know all the words
To every Ol' Bocephus song.
To every Ol' Bocephus song.
"Redneck Woman" by Gretchen Wilson
Misheard Lyrics:
And I know all to words
To every old folk singer song.
or
And I know all the words
To every old folks sing this song.
To every old folk singer song.
or
And I know all the words
To every old folks sing this song.
Original Lyrics:
And I know all the words
To every ol' Bocephus song.
To every ol' Bocephus song.
"Redneck Woman" by Gretchen Wilson
Misheard Lyrics:
And I know the words to every opal sleepless song.
Original Lyrics:
And I know all the words to every ol' Bocephus song.
"Redneck Woman" by Gretchen Wilson
Misheard Lyrics:
And I say, 'Hey y'all, ain't he hard?'
Original Lyrics:
And I say, 'Hey y'all!' and 'Yee haw!'
"Redneck Woman" by Gretchen Wilson
Misheard Lyrics:
Here's to all my sisters. I've been keepin' it country.
Original Lyrics:
Here's to all my sisters out there keepin' it country.
"Redneck Woman" by Gretchen Wilson
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't no high class fraud
Original Lyrics:
I ain't no high class broad
"Redneck Woman" by Gretchen Wilson
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a red neck woman
This is my last yarn bra.
This is my last yarn bra.
Original Lyrics:
I am a redneck woman
I ain't no high-class broad.
I ain't no high-class broad.
"Redneck Woman" by Gretchen Wilson
Misheard Lyrics:
I know all the words to every tan your tucker song.
Original Lyrics:
I know all the words to every Tanya Tucker song.
"Redneck Woman" by Gretchen Wilson
Misheard Lyrics:
I say “hey ya!” And “hee haw”
Original Lyrics:
I say “hey y’all” and “yee-haw”
"Redneck Woman" by Gretchen Wilson
Misheard Lyrics:
I say, `Hey ol' Andy Hall'.
Original Lyrics:
I say, 'hey ya'll' and 'yee-haw'.
"Redneck Woman" by Gretchen Wilson
Misheard Lyrics:
I take bridal double rings
And say "hey y'all" and "yee haw."
And say "hey y'all" and "yee haw."
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a product of my raising.
I say "hey y'all" and "yee haw."
I say "hey y'all" and "yee haw."
Was wondering what bridal double rings had to do with being redneck.
"Redneck Woman" by Gretchen Wilson
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd rather drink beer all night
In a tavern or in a honky tonk
Or in a redneck school cafe.
In a tavern or in a honky tonk
Or in a redneck school cafe.
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather drink beer all night
In a tavern or in a honky tonk
Or on a 4-wheel drive tailgate.
In a tavern or in a honky tonk
Or on a 4-wheel drive tailgate.
"Redneck Woman" by Gretchen Wilson
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd rather drink beer all night
In a tavern-arena honky tonk
I want a 4-wheel drive tailgate.
In a tavern-arena honky tonk
I want a 4-wheel drive tailgate.
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather drink beer all night
In a tavern or in a honky tonk
Or on a 4-wheel drive tailgate.
In a tavern or in a honky tonk
Or on a 4-wheel drive tailgate.
"Redneck Woman" by Gretchen Wilson
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll say 'hey y'all' and 'eat hog'.
Original Lyrics:
I'll say 'hey y'all' and 'yee-haw'.
"Redneck Woman" by Gretchen Wilson
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll say hey y'all, Andy Hall.
Original Lyrics:
I'll say 'hey y'all' and 'yee-haw'.
"Redneck Woman" by Gretchen Wilson
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a redneck woman
I ain't no hack-a**ed broad.
I ain't no hack-a**ed broad.
Original Lyrics:
I am a redneck woman
I ain't no high-class broad.
I ain't no high-class broad.
"Redneck Woman" by Gretchen Wilson
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a redneck woman
I ain't no half-class broad.
I ain't no half-class broad.
Original Lyrics:
I am a redneck woman
I ain't no high-class broad.
I ain't no high-class broad.
"Redneck Woman" by Gretchen Wilson
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a pride of Dublin raising.
I say "hey y'all" and "yee haw."
I say "hey y'all" and "yee haw."
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a product of my raising.
I say "hey y'all" and "yee haw."
I say "hey y'all" and "yee haw."
"Redneck Woman" by Gretchen Wilson
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a product Double Rings
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a product of my raising.
What the heck are Double Rings you ask? I thought it might be some kind of red neck euphemism.
"Redneck Woman" by Gretchen Wilson
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a product of my raisin'
And I say, 'Hey y'all, Annie Hall'.
And I say, 'Hey y'all, Annie Hall'.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a product of my raisin'
And I say, 'Hey, y'all, and yee-haw.
And I say, 'Hey, y'all, and yee-haw.
"Redneck Woman" by Gretchen Wilson
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a product of my raisins.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a product of my raising.
She actually elides the "g" in raising (as often done with many gerunds; that is, "-ing" words), so it sounds like "raisin" (which in this case could be confused with a certain fruit)
"Redneck Woman" by Gretchen Wilson
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a product of my ravin'.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a product of my raising.
"Redneck Woman" by Gretchen Wilson
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a product of the Range
And I say "hey y'all" and "yee haw"
or
I'm just a product of the Ridge
And I say "hey y'all" and "yee haw"
And I say "hey y'all" and "yee haw"
or
I'm just a product of the Ridge
And I say "hey y'all" and "yee haw"
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a product of my raising.
I say "hey y'all" and "yee haw."
I say "hey y'all" and "yee haw."
"Redneck Woman" by Gretchen Wilson
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just the pride of tougher raisin'
And I say, 'Hey y'all, ain't he hot?'
And I say, 'Hey y'all, ain't he hot?'
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a product of my raisin'
And I say, 'Hey y'all!' and 'Yee haw!'
And I say, 'Hey y'all!' and 'Yee haw!'
"Redneck Woman" by Gretchen Wilson
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just the product of a raisin.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a product of my raising.
"Redneck Woman" by Gretchen Wilson
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm so proud of my double trailer.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a product of my raising.
"Redneck Woman" by Gretchen Wilson
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got posters on my wall of Skynyrd gettin' straight.
Original Lyrics:
I've got posters on my wall of Skynyrd, Kid and Strait.
"Redneck Woman" by Gretchen Wilson
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got posters on my wall of skids my sh** has made.
Original Lyrics:
I've got posters on my wall of Skynyrd, Kid, and Strait.
"Redneck Woman" by Gretchen Wilson
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got posters on my wall of skin or chemistry.
Original Lyrics:
I've got posters on my wall of Skynyrd, Kid and Strait.
"Redneck Woman" by Gretchen Wilson
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got posters on my wall of skinning kittens straight.
Original Lyrics:
I've got posters on my wall of Skynyrd, Kid and Strait.
"Redneck Woman" by Gretchen Wilson
Misheard Lyrics:
No, I can't swig that sweet champaign; I'd rather drink beer on ice
Original Lyrics:
No, I can't swig that sweet champaign; I'd rather drink beer all night
"Redneck Woman" by Gretchen Wilson
Misheard Lyrics:
Rick told me a secret: well, their stuff's real nice
Original Lyrics:
Victoria's secret, their stuff's real nice.
"Redneck Woman" by Gretchen Wilson
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoa, but I combine the same damn thing
On a Wal-mart shelf half-price.
On a Wal-mart shelf half-price.
Original Lyrics:
Whoa, but I can buy the same damn thing
On a Wal-mart shelf half-price.
On a Wal-mart shelf half-price.
"Redneck Yacht Club" by Craig Morgan
Misheard Lyrics:
Bob, he's our resident.
Original Lyrics:
Bob, he's our president.
"Redneck Yacht Club" by Craig Morgan
Misheard Lyrics:
Redneck Golf Club
Original Lyrics:
Redneck Yacht Club
"Redneck Yacht Club" by Craig Morgan
Misheard Lyrics:
Redneck dot com
Original Lyrics:
Redneck Yacht Club
"Redneck Yacht Club" by Craig Morgan
Misheard Lyrics:
Redneck shot put
Original Lyrics:
Redneck Yacht Club
"Red Solo Cup" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
Red Solo cup I fill you up
Let's have a party
Rosita party
Let's have a party
Rosita party
Original Lyrics:
Red Solo cup I fill you up
Let's have a party
Proceed to party
Let's have a party
Proceed to party
"Refried Dreams" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I headed south out of Derio Texas
Original Lyrics:
I headed south out of Del Rio Texas
"Refried Dreams" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
Makers from Mexico
Livin' on the red 'n' ride train
Livin' on the red 'n' ride train
Original Lyrics:
I'm messed up in Mexico
Livin' on refried dreams
Livin' on refried dreams
"Refried Dreams" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I'm messed up in Mexico livin' on refried beans
Original Lyrics:
Now I'm messed up in Mexico livin' on refried dreams
"Remember Me" by Blue Boy
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember me?
I'm the whore who ate your baby's eyes.
I'm the whore who ate your baby's eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Remember me?
I'm the one who had your babies.
I'm the one who had your babies.
"Remember When" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
Brought back the love, we found drugs
Vowed we'd never give 'em up
Vowed we'd never give 'em up
Original Lyrics:
Brought back the love, we found trust
Vowed we'd never give it up.
Vowed we'd never give it up.
"Remember When" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
Brought back the love
We found drugs
Swore we'd never give it up
Remember when?
We found drugs
Swore we'd never give it up
Remember when?
Original Lyrics:
Brought back the love
We found trust
Swore we'd never give it up
Remember when?
We found trust
Swore we'd never give it up
Remember when?
"Remember When" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
Brought back the love
We found drugs
Swore we'd never give it up
Remember when?
We found drugs
Swore we'd never give it up
Remember when?
Original Lyrics:
Brought back the love
We found trust
Vowed we'd never give it up
Remember when?
We found trust
Vowed we'd never give it up
Remember when?
"Remember When" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember when
Owens died and you were born
Owens died and you were born
Original Lyrics:
Remember when
Old ones died and new were born
Old ones died and new were born
"Remember When" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember when
The sound of little feet wasn't music?
The sound of little feet wasn't music?
Original Lyrics:
Remember when
The sound of little feet was the music?
The sound of little feet was the music?
"Remember When" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
We found drugs, thought we'd never give it up.
Original Lyrics:
We found trust, vowed we'd never give it up.
"Remember When" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
We found drugs
Vowed we'd never give it up
Remember when.
Vowed we'd never give it up
Remember when.
Original Lyrics:
We found trust
Vowed we'd never give it up
Remember when.
Vowed we'd never give it up
Remember when.
"Remember When" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
When I see your delicate body
Revealed to me as you sleep off your drinks.
Revealed to me as you sleep off your drinks.
Original Lyrics:
When I see your delicate body
Revealed to me as you slip off your dress.
Revealed to me as you slip off your dress.
"Remind Me" by Brad Paisley and Carrie Underwood
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember the airport chopping me off
Original Lyrics:
Remember the airport dropping me off
"Renegades Of Funk" by Rage Against The Machine
Misheard Lyrics:
In the club of mister monk.
Original Lyrics:
We're the renegades of funk.
"Renegades, Rebels, and Rogues" by Tracy Lawrence
Misheard Lyrics:
Renegades, rebels, and roads
Original Lyrics:
Renegades, Rebels and Rogues
"Reno" by Doug Supernaw
Misheard Lyrics:
Couldn't roll me a 7 if you gave me all the dice.
Original Lyrics:
Couldn't roll me a 7 if you gave me loaded dice.
"Restless" by Alison Krauss and Union Station
Misheard Lyrics:
Every hand even
Original Lyrics:
Apprehended
"Return to Me" by Marty Robbins
Misheard Lyrics:
Forgive me; amply say you are mine.
Original Lyrics:
Forgive me and please say you are mine.
"Return To Sender" by Elvis Presley
Misheard Lyrics:
Return to Cinda
Original Lyrics:
Return to Sender
"Reuben James" by Kenny Rogers
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a better world waiting for the meat
Original Lyrics:
There's a better world waiting for the meek
"Rhinestone Cowboy" by Glen Campbell
Misheard Lyrics:
And awful's comin' over the phone.
Original Lyrics:
And offers comin' over the phone.
"Rhinestone Cowboy" by Glen Campbell
Misheard Lyrics:
Dog food coming over the bone.
Original Lyrics:
Offers coming over the phone.
"Rhinestone Cowboy" by Glen Campbell
Misheard Lyrics:
Gettin' carbon letters from people I don't even know
And old folks crawling over the phone
And old folks crawling over the phone
Original Lyrics:
Gettin' cards and letters from people I don't even know
And offers coming over the phone.
And offers coming over the phone.
"Rhinestone Cowboy" by Glen Campbell
Misheard Lyrics:
Gettin' cardboard ladders from people I don't even know
And offers coming over the phone.
And offers coming over the phone.
Original Lyrics:
Gettin' cards and letters from people I don't even know
And offers coming over the phone.
And offers coming over the phone.
"Rhinestone Cowboy" by Glen Campbell
Misheard Lyrics:
Gettin' cards and letters from people I don't even know
and old folks crawling over the phone
and old folks crawling over the phone
Original Lyrics:
Gettin' cards and letters from people I don't even know
and offers coming over the phone
and offers coming over the phone
"Rhinestone Cowboy" by Glen Campbell
Misheard Lyrics:
Getting cards and letters from people I don't even know
And waffles comin' over the phone.
And waffles comin' over the phone.
Original Lyrics:
Getting cards and letters from people I don't even know
And offers comin' over the phone.
And offers comin' over the phone.
"Rhinestone Cowboy" by Glen Campbell
Misheard Lyrics:
Getting caught in lettuce of people I don't even know
And oggles coming over home.
And oggles coming over home.
Original Lyrics:
Getting cards and letters from people I don't even know
And offers comin' over the phone.
And offers comin' over the phone.
"Rhinestone Cowboy" by Glen Campbell
Misheard Lyrics:
Getting constant letters from people I don't even know
Original Lyrics:
Getting cards and letters from people I don't even know
"Rhinestone Cowboy" by Glen Campbell
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a nine-stone cowboy.
Original Lyrics:
Like a rhinstone cowboy.
"Rhinestone Cowboy" by Glen Campbell
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a right strong cowboy
Original Lyrics:
I'm a rhinestone cowboby
"Rhinestone Cowboy" by Glen Campbell
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a limestone cowboy
Original Lyrics:
Like a rhinestone cowboy
"Rhinestone Cowboy" by Glen Campbell
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a nine stone cowboy
Original Lyrics:
Like a rhinestone cowboy
"Rhinestone Cowboy" by Glen Campbell
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a rhinestone cowboy
Riding through the trails on a one horse rodeo.
Riding through the trails on a one horse rodeo.
Original Lyrics:
Like a rhinestone cowboy
Riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo.
Riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo.
"Rhinestone Cowboy" by Glen Campbell
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a well-hung ploughboy
Original Lyrics:
Like a rhinestone cowboy
"Rhythm Divine" by Enrique Iglesias
Misheard Lyrics:
All I need is that doggie of mine
Original Lyrics:
All I need is the rhythm divine
"Riders On The Storm" by The Doors
Misheard Lyrics:
God, I love your man.
Original Lyrics:
Gotta love your man.
"Riders On The Storm" by The Doors
Misheard Lyrics:
Take along Harley Day
Original Lyrics:
Take a long holiday
"Right Down The Line" by Gerry Rafferty
Misheard Lyrics:
All those crazy drinks
Original Lyrics:
All those crazy dreams
"The Right Kind of Wrong" by LeAnn Rimes
Misheard Lyrics:
It's mistake, I'm naked.
Original Lyrics:
A mistake I'm makin'.
"Ring on Her Finger, Time on Her Hands" by Reba McEntire
Misheard Lyrics:
A woman you'd be needing for your fellow man
or
A woman who'd be needing the warmth of a man
or
A woman who'd be needing the warmth of a man
Original Lyrics:
The woman in me needed the warmth of a man
"Ringo" by Lorne Greene
Misheard Lyrics:
And late that night I said goodbye to Ringo
Original Lyrics:
And late that night I saved the life of Ringo
"Ringo" by Lorne Greene
Misheard Lyrics:
Clutching his six-ton in his hand
Original Lyrics:
Clutching his six-gun in his hand
"The River" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
I will sail my best
Original Lyrics:
I will sail my vessel
"The River" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
I will sell my investments
'Til the river runs dry.
'Til the river runs dry.
Original Lyrics:
I will sail my vessel
'Til the river runs dry.
'Til the river runs dry.
"The River" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
I will sell my vest.
Original Lyrics:
I will sail my vessel.
"The River" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
To the river on his drive
Original Lyrics:
'Til the river runs dry
"The River" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
With the good Lord as my captain,
I can make it through the mall
I can make it through the mall
Original Lyrics:
With the good Lord as my captain,
I can make it through them all
I can make it through them all
"The River" by Garth Brooks and Victoria Shaw
Misheard Lyrics:
You know a drink is like a river
Original Lyrics:
You know a dream is like a river
"Roadhouse Blues" by The Doors
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I woke up Dee moaning and I got myself a beer.
Original Lyrics:
Well I woke up this morning and I got myself a beer.
"The Rockafeller Skank" by Fatboy Slim
Misheard Lyrics:
Funk soul rubber
Original Lyrics:
Funk soul brother
"The Rockafeller Skank" by Fatboy Slim
Misheard Lyrics:
How about now? Punk soul rubber
Original Lyrics:
Right about now, funk soul brother
"The Rockefeller Skank" by Fatboy Slim
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm so horny
F*** me right now.
F*** me right now.
Original Lyrics:
Funk soul brother
Right about now
Right about now
"The Rock Show" by Blink 182
Misheard Lyrics:
Gettin kicked out of school cuz she straddled him
Original Lyrics:
She's gettting kicked out of school because she's failing
"Rock This Country!" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a really good cycle
Original Lyrics:
Gotta really go psycho
"Rock This Country!" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
We're gonna rock this cartridge!
Original Lyrics:
We're gonna rock this country!
"Rock This Country" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
From Utah to Texas
Man, I sold a Mississippi, too.
Man, I sold a Mississippi, too.
Original Lyrics:
From Utah to Texas
Minnesota, Mississippi, too.
Minnesota, Mississippi, too.
"Rocky Top" by Osborne Brothers
Misheard Lyrics:
Honky Tonk Fantasy
or
Honky Tonk, Tennessee
or
Honky Tonk, Tennessee
Original Lyrics:
Rocky Top, Tennessee
"Rocky Top" by The Osborne Brothers
Misheard Lyrics:
Up on Hockey Puck
Original Lyrics:
Up on Rocky Top
"The Rodeo Song" by Garry Lee And The Showdown
Misheard Lyrics:
Alabama left, Alabama right
Original Lyrics:
allamende
"The Rodeo Song" by Garry Lee And The Showdown
Misheard Lyrics:
Get on a nurse.
or
Get on my nerfs.
or
Get on my nerfs.
Original Lyrics:
Get on my nerves.
"The Rodeo Song" by Garry Lee And The Showdown
Misheard Lyrics:
Get on my nerds.
Original Lyrics:
Get on my nerves.
"The Rodeo Song" by Garry Lee And The Showdown
Misheard Lyrics:
Pissed me off
F**kin' sure
F**kin' sure
Original Lyrics:
Piss me off
F**kin' jerks
F**kin' jerks
"The Rodeo Song" by Garry Lee And The Showdown
Misheard Lyrics:
Pissed me off
Funky in church
Funky in church
Original Lyrics:
Piss me off
F**kin' jerks
F**kin' jerks
"Rodeo" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
It's boots and chaps, it's cowboy halves.
Original Lyrics:
It's boots and chaps, it's cowboy hats.
"Rodeo" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the bulls and the Bud,
the dust and the mud,
the roar of a surly crowd,
the wide in do nuggets,
the gold in the buckle he'll win the next go 'round,
It's boots and chaps and cowboy hats,
spurs and Atlantic gold,
it's the ropes and strings,
the joys and the pains,
and they call the thing "Rodeo"
the dust and the mud,
the roar of a surly crowd,
the wide in do nuggets,
the gold in the buckle he'll win the next go 'round,
It's boots and chaps and cowboy hats,
spurs and Atlantic gold,
it's the ropes and strings,
the joys and the pains,
and they call the thing "Rodeo"
Original Lyrics:
It's the bulls and blood,
the dust and mud,
the roar of a Sunday crowd.
its the white in his knuckles,
the gold in his buckle he'll win the next go 'round.
It's boots and chaps and cowboys hats,
spurs and a latigo.
it's the ropes and the reins,
the joys and pain,
and they call the thing "Rodeo"
the dust and mud,
the roar of a Sunday crowd.
its the white in his knuckles,
the gold in his buckle he'll win the next go 'round.
It's boots and chaps and cowboys hats,
spurs and a latigo.
it's the ropes and the reins,
the joys and pain,
and they call the thing "Rodeo"
"Rodeo" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the bulls and the blood
The dust and the mud
The roar of a Sunday crowd
Too wide in the knuckle
The gold in the buckle
He'll win the next go 'round
It's boots and bags, it's cowboy hats
Spurs and let it go
It's the roles and manes
The joy and the pains
And they call the thing 'Rodeo'.
The dust and the mud
The roar of a Sunday crowd
Too wide in the knuckle
The gold in the buckle
He'll win the next go 'round
It's boots and bags, it's cowboy hats
Spurs and let it go
It's the roles and manes
The joy and the pains
And they call the thing 'Rodeo'.
Original Lyrics:
It's the bulls and blood
The dust and mud
The roar of a Sunday crowd
It's the white in his knuckles
The gold in his buckle
He'll win the next go 'round
It's boots and chaps and cowboys hats
Spurs and a latigo
It's the ropes and the reins
The joys and pain
And they call the thing 'Rodeo'.
The dust and mud
The roar of a Sunday crowd
It's the white in his knuckles
The gold in his buckle
He'll win the next go 'round
It's boots and chaps and cowboys hats
Spurs and a latigo
It's the ropes and the reins
The joys and pain
And they call the thing 'Rodeo'.
"Rodeo" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the bulls and the blood
The dust and the mud
The roar of a Sunday crowd
It's the white in his knuckles,
The gold in the buckle
He'll win the next go 'round
It's boots and chaps, it's cowboy hats
Spurs and let it go
It's the ropes and the reins
The joy and the pain
And they call the thing 'Rodeo'.
The dust and the mud
The roar of a Sunday crowd
It's the white in his knuckles,
The gold in the buckle
He'll win the next go 'round
It's boots and chaps, it's cowboy hats
Spurs and let it go
It's the ropes and the reins
The joy and the pain
And they call the thing 'Rodeo'.
Original Lyrics:
Its the bulls and blood,
The dust and mud,
The roar of a Sunday crowd.
It's the white in his knuckles,
The gold in his buckle
He'll win the next go 'round.
It's boots and chaps and cowboys hats, spurs and a latigo.
It's the ropes and the reins,
The joys and pain,
And they call the thing "Rodeo"
The dust and mud,
The roar of a Sunday crowd.
It's the white in his knuckles,
The gold in his buckle
He'll win the next go 'round.
It's boots and chaps and cowboys hats, spurs and a latigo.
It's the ropes and the reins,
The joys and pain,
And they call the thing "Rodeo"
"Rodeo" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the bulls are up
And the dust and mud
It's the roar of a Sunday crowd
It's the white in the knuckle
And the gold in the buckle they will win if the knicks go out
It's the boots and chaps and cowboys hats
And the spurs and a latigo
It's the ropes and the reins
The joys and pain
And they call this thing basketball!
And the dust and mud
It's the roar of a Sunday crowd
It's the white in the knuckle
And the gold in the buckle they will win if the knicks go out
It's the boots and chaps and cowboys hats
And the spurs and a latigo
It's the ropes and the reins
The joys and pain
And they call this thing basketball!
Original Lyrics:
It's the bulls and blood
The dust and mud
The roar of a Sunday crowd It's the white in his knuckles
The gold in his buckle
He'll win the next go 'round It's boots and chaps and cowboys hats
Spurs and a latigo
It's the ropes and the reins
The joys and pain
And they call the thing 'Rodeo'.
The dust and mud
The roar of a Sunday crowd It's the white in his knuckles
The gold in his buckle
He'll win the next go 'round It's boots and chaps and cowboys hats
Spurs and a latigo
It's the ropes and the reins
The joys and pain
And they call the thing 'Rodeo'.
"Rodeo" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the ropes and the strains, the joys and pain
Original Lyrics:
It's the ropes and the reins, the joy and the pain
"Rodeo" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Spurs and lattice gold.
Original Lyrics:
Spurs and a latigo.
"Rollin' In My Sweet Baby's Arms" by Buck Owens
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll lay down the track
Till the mermaids come back,
A-rollin' in my sweet baby's arms.
Till the mermaids come back,
A-rollin' in my sweet baby's arms.
Original Lyrics:
I'll lay around the shack
Till the mail train comes back,
And roll in my sweet baby's arms.
Till the mail train comes back,
And roll in my sweet baby's arms.
"Rollin' in My Sweet Baby's Arms" by Buck Owens and the Buckaroos
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna lay around the shack
Till the mule train comes back
Till the mule train comes back
Original Lyrics:
Gonna lay around the shack
Till the mail train comes back
Till the mail train comes back
"Rollin' With The Flow" by Charlie Rich
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my angel raising kids.
Original Lyrics:
While guys my age are raising kids.
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"Rollin' With the Flow" by Charlie Rich
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got my angel raising kids
I'm raising hell just like a deer
I'm raising hell just like a deer
Original Lyrics:
While guys my age are raising kids
I'm raising hell just like I did
I'm raising hell just like I did
"Roll On (Eighteen Wheeler)" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
Eighteen wieners
Original Lyrics:
Eighteen wheeler
"The Rope" by Martina McBride
Misheard Lyrics:
A warm breeze broke my boat in two.
Original Lyrics:
A warm breeze rocked my boat until...
"Rose Garden" by Lynn Anderson
Misheard Lyrics:
It's gonna be a little late sometimes
Original Lyrics:
There's got to be a little rain sometimes
"Rose Garden" by Lynn Anderson
Misheard Lyrics:
So smile for a while and let's be Charlie
Original Lyrics:
So smile for a while and let's be jolly
"Rose Garden" by Lynn Anderson
Misheard Lyrics:
So smile for a while and let's get shawty
Original Lyrics:
So smile for a while and let's get jolly
"Rough And Ready" by Trace Adkins
Misheard Lyrics:
Cold beer, hot wings, Wranglers, toe ring
Original Lyrics:
Cold beer, hot wings, Wranglers, Skoal ring.
"Rough And Ready" by Trace Adkins
Misheard Lyrics:
Work boots - one blue suit
Size too small - don't wear at all
Unless somebody's kids get hitched
It don't fit - and makes me itch.
Size too small - don't wear at all
Unless somebody's kids get hitched
It don't fit - and makes me itch.
Original Lyrics:
Work boots - one blue suit
Size too small - don't wear at all
Unless somebody kicks - gets hitched
It don't fit - and makes me itch.
Size too small - don't wear at all
Unless somebody kicks - gets hitched
It don't fit - and makes me itch.
"Ruby, Don't Take Your Love To Town" by Kenny Rogers
Misheard Lyrics:
The warts on the knees of a woman your age
Original Lyrics:
The wants and needs of a woman your age
"Ruby, Don't Take Your Love to Town" by Kenny Rogers
Misheard Lyrics:
And if I could move I'd get my cunning putter in the ground
Original Lyrics:
And if I could move I'd get my gun and put her in the ground
"Runaway Train" by Rosanne Cash
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll pay up in black
When this marker comes due
To try and get off now
It's a fantasy scene
Go to a lanterns
And runaway trains
Steel rails and hard linings
Are always confused
I have been here before this
And now it's with you
I'm worried about you
I'm worried about me
We're lighting the fuses
And counting the dreams
And what are the choices
For those who remain
The sign of the cross
Of a runaway train
When this marker comes due
To try and get off now
It's a fantasy scene
Go to a lanterns
And runaway trains
Steel rails and hard linings
Are always confused
I have been here before this
And now it's with you
I'm worried about you
I'm worried about me
We're lighting the fuses
And counting the dreams
And what are the choices
For those who remain
The sign of the cross
Of a runaway train
Original Lyrics:
Will pay up in blood
When this marker comes due
To try and get off now
It's about as insane
As those who wave lanterns
At runaway trains
Steel rails and hard lives
Are always in twos
I have been here before this
And now it's with you
I'm worried about you
I'm worried about me
We're lighting the fuses
And counting to three
And what are the choices
For those who remain
The sign of the cross
On a runaway train
When this marker comes due
To try and get off now
It's about as insane
As those who wave lanterns
At runaway trains
Steel rails and hard lives
Are always in twos
I have been here before this
And now it's with you
I'm worried about you
I'm worried about me
We're lighting the fuses
And counting to three
And what are the choices
For those who remain
The sign of the cross
On a runaway train
"Runnin' With The Devil" by Van Halen
Misheard Lyrics:
Rubbing with the tadpoles
Original Lyrics:
Running with the devil
"Run Rudolph Run" by Sheryl Crow
Misheard Lyrics:
Santa’s naked into town
Original Lyrics:
Santa’s making it to town
"Ruthless" by Statler Brothers
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll beat Rufus from now on
Original Lyrics:
I'll be ruthless from now on
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