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He won't buy nothin' that he can't fix
With WD-40 and a crescent wrench
He won't buy nothin' that he can't fix
With WD-40 and a Craftsman wrench
Last night I heard a lettuce plan
And sorta wished that I could stay
Before the thing could answer me
Well someone came and took my life away
I looked around, a lousy can was all I found
Last night I held Aladdin's lamp
And so I wished that I could stay.
Before the thing could answer me
Well someone came and took the lamp away
I looked around, a lousy candle was all I found
Collagen moments
Magic moments
For you are the maggot, and I am your meal.
For you are a magnet, and I am the steel.
I went to L.A. with a friend of mine,
Just to see what it was all about.
I went too early with a friend of mine,
Just to see what it was all about.
Making memories on the bus
Making memories of us
When we're Mickey love
When we're making love
I've never been so loved
I've never been so in love
A little bit of margarita
A little bit of Monica
Will you partake of that last coffee cup?
Will you partake of that last offered cup?
"A Man Holdin' On To A Woman Lettin' Go" by
Ty Herndon
Leavin' innocence there on the thing by their clothes
Leavin' innocence there on the bank by their clothes
Color my hair, play Double Dare
Color my hair, do what I dare
Double Dare is the name of a game show on Nickelodeon (it can also refer to the same-named game show with a completely different format aired on CBS in the 1970s).
Comb-a my hair, do what I dare.
Color my hair, do what I dare.
Come in my hand, do it again
Color my hair, do what I dare
Come in my head, do it again.
Color my hair, do what I dare.
Come on my head, do it again.
Color my hair, do what I dare.
Come on-a here, you and a bear.
Color my hair, do what I dare.
Cover my head, do it again.
Color my hair, do what I dare.
Doing Ed in style
Doing it in style
Go totally crazy,
We'll get him a lady
Go totally crazy,
Forget I'm a lady
Gum on my hair, do it again.
Color my hair, do what I dare.
Man! I feel like a one.
Man! I feel like a woman.
Man, I feel like a Walkman.
Man, I feel like a woman.
Man, I feel like a walnut.
Man, I feel like a woman!
Mandy I'm a woman
Man I feel like a woman
Men s***, me s***
Men's shirts, short skirts
The best thing about a bee in a walkman
The best thing about being a woman
The best thing about a bee in a woman
Is in a rocket here to have a little fun.
The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun.
The best thing about being an orphan
Is the prerogative to have a little fun.
The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun.
The best thing about having supper
The best thing about being a woman
They're totally crazy
But give 'em a lady.
Go totally crazy
Forget I'm a lady.
Totally crazy, forgettable lady
Go totally crazy, forget I'm a lady
Doodle little stop
Doing it in style
Is do karate and have a little fun
Is the prerogative to have a little fun
It's Go-Gurt
Let's go, girls
Color my hair, doing a damn
Color my hair, do what I dare
The way I'll be
The way I feel
To do karate and have a little fun
Is the prerogative to have a little fun
Well, give 'em a lady
Forget I'm a lady
And why does my appearance seem to have a somber tone?
Well there's a reason for the things that I have owned.
And why does my appearance seem to have a somber tone?
Well there's a reason for the things that I have on.
Martin Luther wrote the Game of Life
Mott the Hoople and the game of Life
I wanna dance at noon
I want a man size love
Man to man, hoochie coo!
Man to man, who cheated who?
Man to man, hootchie coo
Man to man, who cheated who?
Man to man
Goo che goo.
Man to man
Who cheated who?
"The Man Who Sold the World" by
Lulu
We never lost control
Your face, two faced
With the man who sold the world.
We never lost control
You're face to face
With the man who sold the world.
Come to me, I'm the man with the flu.
Come to me, I'm the man with the blues.
Strummin' my sex change
Strummin' my six string
Wastin' away again in Margarito-doo.
Wastin' away again in Margaritaville.
Then I looked up in the sky and
Hope for the day that I would die
Then I looked up in the sky
Hoping of days of paradise
A new woman won candle bright.
A million and one candlelights
Is it the look in your ice
Or is it these dancing shoes?
Is it the look in your eyes
Or is it this dancing juice?
The masturbator
The mash potato
Condom to the one
London to Taiwan
But it sure's all right
But it sure felt right
Dyin''s just another word for nothin' left to lose.
Freedom's just another word for nothin' left to lose.
Windshield wipers, turpentine
Bobby thumbed a diesel Dan.
Windshield wipers slappin' time
Bobby thumbed a diesel down.
Giddy up Charlie horse, going to the moon
Giddy up trotty horse, going to the mill
God knew little Andy would be lonesome with a bone
God knew little Andy would be lonesome with her gone
Sandy in the bit 'o coat and just a ragged dress
Standing in the bitter cold in just a ragged dress
An' Daisy Duke pin 'em
In Daisy Duke denim
Three days in the saddle, my butt it hurt.
Three days in the saddle, my body hurt.
Two days in the saddle, my butt it hurt.
Two days in the saddle, my body hurt.
Me and you and a doll named Boo
Travelin' and livin' off Milan.
Me and you and a dog named Boo
Travelin' and livin' off the land.
Drunk with Rome all about how I can't sing,
Drunk and grumbling on about how I can't sing,
Somebody made you kol
Somebody made you cold
Anybody who's watched Hetalia knows what I mean... (Thinking of Russia...)
We'd gain an autograph
We'd gain a lot of ground
With Meat in the middle beneath that old Georgia pie
We'd meet in the middle 'neath that old Georgia pine
Drove my whole life down in an old book.
Wrote my whole life down in a notebook.
Sexy shoes are good yeah
But it ain't always right.
Sex is usually good yeah
But it ain't always right.
The girl that I know,
she stole it from a friend
He got lucky, stole it back again
The girl that I love,
I stole her from a friend
He got lucky, stole her back again
Hallelujah! Everybody say, 'Jeez!
Merry Christmas from the family!'
Hallelujah! Everybody say, 'Cheese!'
Merry Christmas from the family!
For you're a big-toothed hen
I happen to know it
And I'm gonna stand right here.
For you to get to him
I'd have to move over
And I'm gonna stand right here.
Was in my Amy
Was in Miami
Trying to brew his steel can
Trying to prove he still can
Amanda the rabbit was doin' the tree
or
Amands stood crappin' anew on the tree
or
A mad girl with crab foot was doin' the tree.
A man called Barabbas was doomed for the tree.
And nothing failed but a broken heart
That little man died.
or
And nothing paled from a broken heart
That little man died.
or
And nothing came of a broken heart
That little man died.
And not from pain, but a broken heart
That middle man died.
Hey, don't bite your cells off yet.
Hey, don't write yourself off yet.
It just takes some time
Little bit of in the middle, out the rhyme.
It just takes some time
Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride.
Your men still ate the heart
beating, beatin' enough for two
Your menstruating heart.
It ain't bleedin' enough for two
Jumbuck's spectacle
Jump at his beck and call
Wish I had Malaysian milk.
Wish I had some god***n milk.
A badge, good riddance
I pledge alliegance.
Down with them all oh, majority
Down with the moral majority
Song is from 00, not 90-anything
I have really shiny underwears.
I pledge allegiance to the underworld.
I wanna be the menora teen.
I wanna be the minority.
Like a skimpy cow
Marching to my own beat now.
Truck and fall
F*** 'em all.
The miniature gong
The minute you're gone.
I can't explain.
Like outer space
Like the desert's mist the rain
or
Like the desert's masquerade
Like the deserts miss the rain
One does history to walk up and down
One dusty street to walk up and down
'Cause a Mississippi girl don't shave her legs
Just 'cause everybody knows her name.
'Cause a Mississippi girl don't change her ways
Just 'cause everybody knows her name.
The day the squirrel went berserk
In the First South Baptist Church.
The day the squirrel went berserk
In the First Self-Righteous Church.
Well when I was kid I'd take a trip
Every summer, down to Mississipp
To visit my granny and her auntie Bella Mortle
Well when I was kid I'd take a trip
Every summer, down to Mississipp
To visit my granny in her antebellum world
Mia, call Oka.
Mi vida loca
I wanna drive you around in an Auburn truck
I wanna drive you around in an armored truck
I wanna drive you around in an auburn truck.
I oughta drive you around in an armored truck.
I wanna drive you around in an auburn truck
I wanna drive you around in an armored truck
Money talks; Beavis walks
Money talks, B.S. walks
Money talks; Regis walks.
Money talks, B.S. walks.
I'm an endorphin.
I was an orphan boy.
So God made girls like you make guys like me
Wanna reach for the battle star, set it on a ring,
Put it on your hand grab a piece of ham
And raise a few
More girls like you.
So God made girls like you make guys like me
Wanna reach for the brightest star, set it on a ring,
Put it on your hand grab a piece of land
And raise a few
More girls like you.
"More Than A Feeling" by
Boston
I say I'm married and walk away
I see my Marianne walkin' away.
"More Than A Feeling" by
Boston
I think it's really more than a feeling
I begin dreaming (more than a feeling)
But mine has doors of painful past as close
But mine has doors a painful past has closed
Water-power power lines
Water tower, power lines
Jumblimg up my thoughts
Of evil tango bear
Jumbling up my thoughts
To leave them tangled there.
Sullenly, I look into your sleepy eyes.
Suddenly, I look into your sleepy eyes.
And if you did, was she trying, trying?
And if you did, was she crying, crying?
And if you did.
Whoa she's cryin', cryin'!
And if you did,
was she cryin', cryin'?
Hey, do you happen to be the most pitiful girl in the world?
Hey, did you happen to see the most beautiful girl in the world?
I stood alone in the cold, cold sun.
I knew I lost my mornin' yawn
I stood alone in the cold, grey dawn.
I knew I lost my mornin' sun
I woke up this moment
I woke up this mornin'
Butter it up
Mother in law
And we'll roll on down the river to a cage and hide away.
And we'll roll on down the river to a Cajun hide-away.
Bending over skipping jacks
Bend it over skinning cats
This is an old game played by Southern children in which a small tree is bent over and ridden like a horse. It is called skinning cats.
Bending over, skinning cats
Bend it over, skinning cats
Drink away like Tom Sawyer
or
Chick-fil-A like Tom Sawyer
Wrap around like old Huck Finn
(later)
Playing paintball with Pop Rocks
(later)
Oh play me monkey music
or
Oh play me Max & Ruby
Drift away like Tom Sawyer
Ride a raft with old Huck Finn
(later)
Playing baseball with chert rocks
(later)
Oh play me mountain music
Makin' out like Rip Van Winkle
Take a nap like Rip Van Winkle
Playin' baseball with cherry drops
Playin' baseball with chert rocks
Playing baseball with charred rocks
Playing baseball with chert rocks
Playing baseball with cherry drops,
the ol' sawmill I'll slash our band
Playing baseball with cherd rocks
using sawmill slats for bats
Playin’ paintball
Playin’ baseball
Roll on down the river to a kitchen hide-a-way
Roll on down the river to a cajun hide-a-way
Standin' on a mountain, hopin' down on a kitty
Today I feel up a dog's own t****.
Standin' on a mountain, lookin down on a city
The way I feel is a dog-gone pity.
Move it all over.
Move it on over.
Everybody, move your feet and choo-choo night, yeah!
Everybody, move your feet and feel united
Mystical tango
Mr. Bojangles
The dog often died
He often died
After 20 years he still breathes
His dog up and died
He up and died
After 20 years he still grieved
You can wheel and deal the best of them
And steal it from the restaurant.
You can wheel and deal the best of them
And steal it from the rest of them.
Elvis Costello, Ray Wylie Hubbard
And think Jeff Friedl is one bad mother
Elvis Costello, Ray Wylie Hubbard
And think Jeff Tweedy is one bad mother
Breakfast sticks, naps at nine
Breakfast six, naps at nine
If the dog gave me the classifieds
If the dog done ate the classifieds
Papers melt in a Maytag dryer.
Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer.
Papers smell in a Maytag dryer.
Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer.
People's mail in a Maytag dryer
Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer
Peppers melt in a Maytag dryer
Crayons go up one door fire
Rewind Barbie for the 15th/16th/18th time
Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer
Crayons go up one drawer higher
Rewind Barney for the 15th/16th/18th time
Representing a Maytag dryer
Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer
There's Bubba Gump in the baby's hair.
There's bubble gum in the baby's hair.
Bubba Gump is a brand name for canned shrimp from Forrest Gump.
Mrs. Steve and Rudy,
all the neighborhood of beauty
Mrs. Steven Rudy,
you're the neighborhood a-beauty
A worn out tape of Chris LeDoux
Lonely women and bad boobs.
A worn out tape of Chris Ledoux
Lonely women and bad booze.
A worn out tape of Chris LeDoux,
lonely women and baboons
A worn out tape of Chris Ledoux,
lonely women and bad booze
A worn out tape of Chris LeDoux
Lonely women and bad Dudes.
A worn out tape of Chris Ledoux
Lonely women and bad booze.
A worn out tape of Chris will do.
A worn out tape of Chris Ledoux
Lonely women in bad boots
Lonely women and bad booze
Let's put a little mud on the fire.
Let's put a little mud on the tires.
My baby is a sexy old maid.
My baby is American made.
He likes my nose and he loves my heart.
He likes my nerve and he loves my heart.
I never had Noah
I never had no one
There was holy sin flashin' lights
The rain came down so hard that night.
There was police and flashin' lights
The rain came down so hard that night.
I can't find no Pierre.
I can't buy no beer (yeah).
He's blowin' kisses at me
And I'm a duck in a mall
He's blowin' kisses at me
And I'm a-duckin' 'em all
My eyes adored you
Though I never later had known you
My eyes adored you.
My eyes adored you
Though I never laid a hand on you
My eyes adored you.
My eyes are torches.
My eyes adored you.
Well, your therapist says it was all a mistake
A product of the Prozac an' your co-dependent ways
So who's your neighbor these days?
Well, your therapist says it was all a mistake
A product of the Prozac an' your co-dependent ways
So who's your enabler these days?
I burned up my child one day.
I burned up my childhood days.
My heroes have always been coy boys
My heroes have always been cowboys
Reagan was forbidden in my Christian country home.
Drinking was forbidden in my Christian country home.
Under an old brass microwave is my list of things to do today.
Under an old brass paperweight is my list of things to do today.
Even if the periods are gone
Even when the pyramids are gone
She takes my boots away
She takes my blues away
My name is, my name is....Lamp Shady
My name is, my name is...Slim Shady
Slim Shady, you're a basement
Slim Shady, you a basehead
It's my night for ours
It's my night to howl
Mice aroma
M-m-m-my Sharona
A pale blue water tower
With 'I love t*****s' painted in bright green.
A pale blue water tower
With 'I love Jenny' painted in bright green.
Come Sunday morning service
At the Church of Christ
Well they're raining in D.C.
To be found
This is my town
Come Sunday morning service
At the Church of Christ
Well there ain't an empty seat
To be found
This is my town
There's a for-sale sign on a big old rusty Kaiser.
There's a 'For-Sale' sign on a big old rusty tractor.
The kaiser was built from 1946-1955 by Kaiser Steel. It came in body styles like 8-passenger sedan, coupe, sedan, two-door sedan, and the world's first hatchback.
Be my wand and wings.
Be my winding wheel.
A sailing dress made of gingham
A saint in a dress made of gingham