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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard country lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
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"Daddy Never Was The Cadillac Kind" by Confederate Railroad
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's time to saddle up
With the one thing money couldn't buy.
With the one thing money couldn't buy.
Original Lyrics:
He taught us that love
Was the one thing money couldn't buy.
Was the one thing money couldn't buy.
"Daddy's Hands" by Holly Dunn
Misheard Lyrics:
When I had an eye in there
Original Lyrics:
When I had a nightmare
"Daddy's Hands" by Holly Dunn
Misheard Lyrics:
When I had an eye in there
Original Lyrics:
When I had a nightmare
"Daddy Won't Sell The Farm" by Montgomery Gentry
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh a little country boy needs a ride
Original Lyrics:
Oh a little country boy can survive
"Daisy Cottage Cheese" by Commercial
Misheard Lyrics:
So crazy and delish
Original Lyrics:
So creamy and delish
"Daisy Sour Cream" by Commercial
Misheard Lyrics:
Grab a spoon take a dip top it off it's a hit so do a dollop of Daisy
Original Lyrics:
Do do do, do do a dollop, do do do do do a dollop of daisy!
"Dammit Janet" by Rocky Horror Picture Show
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh it's nicer than betting on a rohad!
Original Lyrics:
Oh it's nicer than Betty Munroe had!
"Dance for Me" by Florida Georgia Line
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe somewhere under the stars in my car Jurassic Park
Original Lyrics:
Maybe somewhere under the stars
In my car, in the dark
We can park
In my car, in the dark
We can park
"Dance for Me" by Florida Georgia Line
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe somewhere under the stars
In my car, in the dark
Linkin Park
In my car, in the dark
Linkin Park
Original Lyrics:
Maybe somewhere under the stars
In my car, in the dark
We can park
In my car, in the dark
We can park
"Dance To The Music" by Sly And The Family Stone
Misheard Lyrics:
All we need is a drama
For people who only need a beat.
For people who only need a beat.
Original Lyrics:
All we need is a drummer
For people who only need a beat.
For people who only need a beat.
"Dance To The Music" by Sly And The Family Stone
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna add some bongo
So you can dance with just one eye.
So you can dance with just one eye.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna add some bottom
So the dancers just won't hide.
So the dancers just won't hide.
"Dance To The Music" by Sly And The Family Stone
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna add vibrato
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna add some bottom
"The Dance" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd of had to miss the dance.
Original Lyrics:
I'd've had to miss the dance.
Everyone mistypes this lyric as 'I'd of had...' which makes no grammatical sense. 'I'd of' isn't legitimate English. He merely makes a double contraction of 'I would have had to miss the dance' to 'I'd've had to miss the dance'.
"The Dance" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Ida had to miss the dance.
Original Lyrics:
I'd've had to miss the dance.
"The Dance" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Our lives are better lived in chains
Original Lyrics:
Our lives are better left to chance
"Dancin' Away With My Heart" by Lady Antebellum
Misheard Lyrics:
I brushed your curls back so I could see your ass
Original Lyrics:
I brushed your curls back so I could see your eyes
"Dancing In The Street" by Martha And The Vandellas
Misheard Lyrics:
And then NBC now.
Original Lyrics:
Baltimore and DC now.
"Dancing In The Street" by Martha And The Vandellas
Misheard Lyrics:
Up to Moe in DC now
Original Lyrics:
Baltimore and DC now.
"Dancing Queen" by Abba
Misheard Lyrics:
Dancing queen
Feel the beat from the tappery, oh yeah
You can dance
You can jive
Having the time of your life
See that girl
Watch that seat
Diggin' the dancing queen.
Feel the beat from the tappery, oh yeah
You can dance
You can jive
Having the time of your life
See that girl
Watch that seat
Diggin' the dancing queen.
Original Lyrics:
Dancing queen
Feel the beat from the tambourine, oh yeah
You can dance
You can jive
Having the time of your life
See that girl
Watch that scene
Diggin' the dancing queen.
Feel the beat from the tambourine, oh yeah
You can dance
You can jive
Having the time of your life
See that girl
Watch that scene
Diggin' the dancing queen.
"Dancing Queen" by Abba
Misheard Lyrics:
You are the damn same queen
Young and sweet, only seven teeth
Young and sweet, only seven teeth
Original Lyrics:
You are the dancing queen
Young and sweet, only seventeen
Young and sweet, only seventeen
"Dancing With Angels" by Shedaisy
Misheard Lyrics:
If true love really does exist
It would feel as pure as this.
It would feel as pure as this.
Original Lyrics:
If true love really does exist
It would feel as good as this.
It would feel as good as this.
"Dang Me" by Roger Miller
Misheard Lyrics:
Dang Mae, dang Mae.
They gonna git a rope and hang Mae
high above the highest stream.
Baby, can you cook for more.
They gonna git a rope and hang Mae
high above the highest stream.
Baby, can you cook for more.
Original Lyrics:
Dang me, dang me.
They oughta take a rope and hang me.
High from the highest tree.
Woman would you weep for me.
They oughta take a rope and hang me.
High from the highest tree.
Woman would you weep for me.
"Dang Me" by Roger Miller
Misheard Lyrics:
Dang it, dang it
You oughta take a rope and hang it
Skies of the eighty-three
Won't you listen to me?
You oughta take a rope and hang it
Skies of the eighty-three
Won't you listen to me?
Original Lyrics:
Dang me, dang me
They oughta take a rope and hang me
High from the highest tree
Woman, would you weep for me?
They oughta take a rope and hang me
High from the highest tree
Woman, would you weep for me?
"Dang Me" by Roger Miller
Misheard Lyrics:
I like fourteen dollars, havin' twenty-seven cents.
Original Lyrics:
I lack fourteen dollars of having twenty-seven cents.
"Dang Me" by Roger Miller
Misheard Lyrics:
Like fourteen dollars and twenty-seven cents.
Original Lyrics:
I lack fourteen dollars havin' twenty seven cents.
"Daniel Prayed" by Patty Loveless
Misheard Lyrics:
He cared not for the Krispy Kreme
But asked God for chocolate instead.
But asked God for chocolate instead.
Original Lyrics:
He cared not for the king's decrees
But trusted God to set him free.
But trusted God to set him free.
"Danny's Song" by Anne Murray
Misheard Lyrics:
Rubber guy who holds the world in a paper cup.
Original Lyrics:
Love a guy who holds the world in a paper cup.
"The Day Before You" by Rascal Flatts
Misheard Lyrics:
Now you're here and everything's changing
Suddenly life ain't so much.
Suddenly life ain't so much.
Original Lyrics:
Now you're here and everything's changing
Suddenly life means so much.
Suddenly life means so much.
"Dead" by Korn
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time I get hell, I feel youre dead.
Original Lyrics:
Every time I get ahead, I feel you're dead.
"Dear Me" by Lorrie Morgan
Misheard Lyrics:
It's time for me to be better
Original Lyrics:
It's time for me to feel better
"Dear Rodeo" by Cody Johnson
Misheard Lyrics:
Between the small ghost towns and broken bones
Original Lyrics:
Between the almost-had-'ems and broken bones
"Delicious Surprise" by Jo Dee Messina
Misheard Lyrics:
And I won't sleep 'til I've had enough
I saved my wife from a paper cut.
I saved my wife from a paper cut.
Original Lyrics:
And I won't sleep 'til I've had enough
I won't sip my wine from no paper cup.
I won't sip my wine from no paper cup.
"Delta Dawn" by Tanya Tucker
Misheard Lyrics:
Delta Dawn wears a flower printed thong.
Original Lyrics:
Delta Dawn, what's that flower you have on?
"Delta Dawn" by Tanya Tucker
Misheard Lyrics:
Elton John
What's that flower you have on?
Could it be a painted rose from days gone by?
And did I hear you say
He was bleedin' you here today
To take you to his mansion in the sky?
What's that flower you have on?
Could it be a painted rose from days gone by?
And did I hear you say
He was bleedin' you here today
To take you to his mansion in the sky?
Original Lyrics:
Delta Dawn
What's that flower you have on?
Could it be a faded rose from days gone by?
And did I hear you say
He was a-meeting you here today
To take you to his mansion in the sky?
What's that flower you have on?
Could it be a faded rose from days gone by?
And did I hear you say
He was a-meeting you here today
To take you to his mansion in the sky?
"Denim On Denim" by Tebey
Misheard Lyrics:
A little Hannah Montana
Original Lyrics:
A little denim on denim
"The Devil Went Down To Georgia" by The Charlie Daniels Band
Misheard Lyrics:
But give the devil his dew
Original Lyrics:
But give the devil his due
"The Devil Went Down To Georgia" by Charlie Daniels Band
Misheard Lyrics:
Granny does your dog like
No child knows.
No child knows.
Original Lyrics:
Granny does your dog bite?
No child no.
No child no.
"The Devil Went Down To Georgia" by The Charlie Daniels Band
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a fiddle up yours.
Original Lyrics:
I bet a fiddle of gold.
"The Devil Went Down To Georgia" by Charlie Daniels Band
Misheard Lyrics:
Johnny raising up your bow and play your fiddle hard.
Original Lyrics:
Johnny, rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard.
"Did I Shave My Legs For This?" by Deana Carter
Misheard Lyrics:
As I head for the door
I turn around to be sure
That I saved my last for best.
I turn around to be sure
That I saved my last for best.
Original Lyrics:
As I head for the door
I turn around to be sure
Did I shave my legs for this?
I turn around to be sure
Did I shave my legs for this?
"Die, Die, My Darling" by Metallica
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't cry, tomato baby.
Original Lyrics:
Don't cry to me now baby.
"Diggin' Up Bones" by Randy Travis
Misheard Lyrics:
Pickin' up phones, I'm pickin' up phones
Consuming things that's better left alone.
Consuming things that's better left alone.
Original Lyrics:
Diggin' up bones, I'm diggin' up bones
Exhuming things that's better left alone.
Exhuming things that's better left alone.
"Diggin' Up Bones" by Randy Travis
Misheard Lyrics:
Picking up foam, I'm picking up foam
Original Lyrics:
Diggin' up bones, I'm diggin' up bones
"Dinty Moore" by Commercial
Misheard Lyrics:
Dinty Moore is the Beale of Beers
or
Dinty Moore is the Beer of Heels
or
Dinty Moore is the Beer of Heels
Original Lyrics:
Dinty Moore is the Beer of Meals
"Dinty Moore" by Commercial
Misheard Lyrics:
Fifteen more is the fear of meals
Original Lyrics:
Dinty Moore is the Beer of Meals
"Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" by AC/DC
Misheard Lyrics:
Dir e eeds di tun der eep
Original Lyrics:
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
"Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" by AC/DC
Misheard Lyrics:
Dirty deeds and a thunder chief
Original Lyrics:
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap.
"Dirty Laundry" by Carrie Underwood
Misheard Lyrics:
All the 8-tracks in the world ain't gonna clean your dirty laundry
Original Lyrics:
All the Ajax in the world ain't gonna clean your dirty laundry
"Dirty Laundry" by Carrie Underwood
Misheard Lyrics:
And there's a little white stain on the pocket
Original Lyrics:
And there's a little wine stain on the pocket
"D-I-V-O-R-C-E" by Tammy Wynette
Misheard Lyrics:
I love you both and this will be puree gee double 'el or me.
Original Lyrics:
I love you both and this will be pure H-E double L for me.
"D-I-V-O-R-C-E" by Tammy Wynette
Misheard Lyrics:
I love you both and this will be your A-G double L of me.
Original Lyrics:
I love you both and this will be pure H-E double L for me.
"D-I-V-O-R-C-E" by Tammy Wynette
Misheard Lyrics:
Our Dee I Vee Oh A*** see-ee becomes final today.
Original Lyrics:
Our D I V O R C E becomes final today.
"Dixieland Delight" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
Chubby ole groundhog, croakin' bulldog.
Original Lyrics:
Chubby ole groundhog, croakin' bull frog.
"Dixieland Delight" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
Chubby ole' ground hog Broken bull frog
Original Lyrics:
Chubby ole' ground hog Croakin' bull frog
"Dixieland Delight" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
Dixie landing light
Original Lyrics:
Dixieland delight
"Dixieland Delight" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
On the Mason Dixon Line
Original Lyrics:
On a Mason-Dixon night
"Dixieland Delight" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
Spend my dollar, a hark and a holler.
Original Lyrics:
Spend my dollar, parked in a holler.
"Dixieland Delight" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
Spend my dollar, bark and holler.
Original Lyrics:
Spend my dollar, parked in a holler.
"Dixieland Delight" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
Spend my dollar
In Hartfield Holler
'Neath the mountain moonlight.
In Hartfield Holler
'Neath the mountain moonlight.
Original Lyrics:
Spend my dollar
Parked in a holler
'Neath the mountain moonlight.
Parked in a holler
'Neath the mountain moonlight.
"Does My Ring Hurt Your Finger" by Charley Pride
Misheard Lyrics:
Aunt Irene hurt your finger
Original Lyrics:
Does my ring hurt your finger
"Doin' My Time" by Johnny Cash
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a new mai tai.
Original Lyrics:
I gotta do my time.
"Dollars and Sense" by Schoolhouse Rock
Misheard Lyrics:
Got to get me that for Christmas
Original Lyrics:
Got to get me that equipment
"Don't Be Stupid" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't be Cupid
You know I love you.
You know I love you.
Original Lyrics:
Don't be stupid
You know I love you.
You know I love you.
"Don't Be Stupid" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't break out until you know the facts
Original Lyrics:
Don't freak out until you know the facts
"Don't Be Stupid" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm man about you
Original Lyrics:
I'm mad about you
"Don't Be Stupid" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Show me something
Original Lyrics:
Don't be stupid
"Don't Be Stupid" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
You're so complicated to have on my shoulder when I read my mail
Original Lyrics:
You're so complicated, you hang over my shoulder when I read my mail
"Don't Be Stupid" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
You're so constipated
Original Lyrics:
You're so complicated
"Don't Blink" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
He looked up from his old pie
Original Lyrics:
He looked up from his old pipe
"Don't Close Your Eyes" by Keith Whitley
Misheard Lyrics:
Even now in my heart
Original Lyrics:
Even now in my arms
"Don't Cross The River" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't cross the river if you can't spend the time.
Original Lyrics:
Don't cross the river if you can't swim the tide.
"(Don't Fear) The Reaper" by Blue Oyster Cult
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't feed the reaper.
Original Lyrics:
Don't fear the reaper.
"(Don't Fear) The Reaper" by Blue Oyster Cult
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't feel the reaper.
Original Lyrics:
Don't fear the reaper.
"Don't Fence Me In" by Sammy Kaye
Misheard Lyrics:
Listen to the murmer of a cup of tea
Original Lyrics:
Listen to the murmer of the cottonwood trees
"Don't Fence Me In" by Gene Autry
Misheard Lyrics:
The Panskee Inn
Original Lyrics:
Don't fence me in
"Don't Happen Twice" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
One bottle of wine and two whiskey cups
Original Lyrics:
One bottle of wine and two Dixie cups
"Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue" by Crystal Gayle
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me no reasons, give me lullabies
Original Lyrics:
Give me no reasons, give me alibis
"Don't Leave, I Think I Love You" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
Darlene, I think I love you
Aw, don't walk away honey I'm just tryin' to toot
Aw, listen to me talkin', I'm a Babylon foon.
Aw, don't walk away honey I'm just tryin' to toot
Aw, listen to me talkin', I'm a Babylon foon.
Original Lyrics:
Don't leave, I think I love you
Aw, don't walk away honey I'm just tryin' to
Aw, listen to me talkin', I'm a babblin' fool.
Aw, don't walk away honey I'm just tryin' to
Aw, listen to me talkin', I'm a babblin' fool.
"Don't Look Back In Anger" by Maroon 5
Misheard Lyrics:
And so slides away.
Original Lyrics:
Her soul slides away.
"Don't Phunk With My Heart" by Black Eyed Peas
Misheard Lyrics:
I wonder if I take you home
Would you tell me you love me, babe? You love me, babe?
Would you tell me you love me, babe? You love me, babe?
Original Lyrics:
I wonder if I take you home
Will you still be in love, baby? In love, baby?
Will you still be in love, baby? In love, baby?
"Don't Rock The Jukebox" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't rock the juicebox
Original Lyrics:
Don't rock the jukebox
"Don't Rock the Jukebox" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't feel like rockin'
With Mr Davy Jones
With Mr Davy Jones
Original Lyrics:
Don't feel like rockin'
Since my baby's gone
Since my baby's gone
"Don't Stop The Music" by Rihanna
Misheard Lyrics:
Weasel stomping music
Original Lyrics:
Please don't stop the music
"Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough" by Michael Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep goin' where the folks don't stop.
Original Lyrics:
Keep on with the force, don't stop.
"Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough" by Michael Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep on with the borscht, don't stop.
Original Lyrics:
Keep on with the force, don't stop.
"Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough" by Michael Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep on with the hot dope
Don't stop til you get enough
Don't stop til you get enough
Original Lyrics:
Keep on with the force, don't stop
Don't stop 'til you get enough.
Don't stop 'til you get enough.
"Don't Take The Girl" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
Daddy please
Don't rape the squirrel.
Don't rape the squirrel.
Original Lyrics:
Daddy please
Don't take the girl.
Don't take the girl.
"Don't Take The Girl" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
Doctor said the baby smiled.
Original Lyrics:
Doctor said the baby's fine.
"Don't Take The Girl" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
Doctor said the baby's stuck
Original Lyrics:
Doctor says the baby's fine
"Don't Take The Girl" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
The doctor says a baby son
Original Lyrics:
The doctor says the baby's fine
"Don't Take the Girl" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
Grabbed her by the oar
Original Lyrics:
Grabbed her by the arm
"Don't Take the Girl" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
Stranger came and called the cops
Original Lyrics:
Stranger came and pulled a gun
"Don't Think I Can't Love You" by Jake Owen
Misheard Lyrics:
A house on a hill full of lost fighter planes
Original Lyrics:
No house on a hill full of life's finer things
"Don't Think I Can't Love You" by Jake Owen
Misheard Lyrics:
No house on a hill full of loud fighter planes
Original Lyrics:
No house on a hill full of life's finer things
"Don't Think I Don't Think About It" by Darius Rucker
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't think you don't get your wish
Original Lyrics:
Don't think you don't get to me
"Don't Wake Me Up" by Sweethearts of the Rodeo
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't wake me up if I'm screamin'
Original Lyrics:
Don't wake me up if I'm dreamin'
"Don't Waste Your Heart" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, this bird can't sing
When you tightly squeeze.
When you tightly squeeze.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, this bird can't sing
When you've tied its wings.
When you've tied its wings.
"Don't Worry 'bout a Thing" by SHeDAISY
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a blessing
Original Lyrics:
Life's a blessing
"Don't You Know You're Beautiful" by Kellie Pickler
Misheard Lyrics:
But he'll still love you if you don't fit in
Original Lyrics:
But he'll still love you if you don't give in
"Don't You Know You're Beautiful" by Kellie Pickler
Misheard Lyrics:
But you were faint on the crosstown, it comes from within
Original Lyrics:
But your worth ain't on a pricetag, it comes from within
"Don't You Know You're Beautiful" by Kellie Pickler
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't give up now, clear the pool.
Original Lyrics:
Don't you know you're beautiful?
"Don't" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't, don't give up on drugs.
Original Lyrics:
Don't, don't give up on trust.
"Do Wah Diddy Diddy" by Manfred Mann
Misheard Lyrics:
She won't do (won't do)
Original Lyrics:
She looked good (looked good)
"Down At The Twist And Shout" by Mary Chapin Carpenter
Misheard Lyrics:
Find a two-step partner in the KGB.
Original Lyrics:
Find a two-step partner and a Cajun beat.
"Down At The Twist And Shout" by Mary Chapin Carpenter
Misheard Lyrics:
When you hear a little Joe LeBlanc.
Original Lyrics:
When you hear a little 'Jolie Blonde'.
"Down By The Lake" by McFly
Misheard Lyrics:
And we're better off when Danny's not around.
Original Lyrics:
And we're better off when Daddy's not around.
"Down By The Lake" by McFly
Misheard Lyrics:
Said I looked pretty nude.
Original Lyrics:
Said I looked pretty cute.
"Down By The Lake" by McFly
Misheard Lyrics:
Well you better get home 'cuz your daddy's away.
Original Lyrics:
Well you better get home 'cuz your dad is awake.
"Down On The Corner" by Creedence Clearwater Revival
Misheard Lyrics:
Down on the corner,
Howdy in the street.
There's some doughboys,
There's a trickle
Grab your feet
Howdy in the street.
There's some doughboys,
There's a trickle
Grab your feet
Original Lyrics:
Down on the corner,
Out in the street
Willy and the Poorboys are playing,
Bring a nickel,
Tap your feet
Out in the street
Willy and the Poorboys are playing,
Bring a nickel,
Tap your feet
"Down Under" by Men At Work
Misheard Lyrics:
He just smiled and I gave him a bit of my sanwich.
Original Lyrics:
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich.
"Down Under" by Men At Work
Misheard Lyrics:
He just smiled and gave him a bite of my sandwich.
Original Lyrics:
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich.
"Down Under" by Men At Work
Misheard Lyrics:
He just smiled and gave me a bite of my sandwich
Original Lyrics:
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich.
"(Do You Love Me) Just Say Yes" by Highway 101
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a bad void
Original Lyrics:
I've got it bad boy
"Do You Love Me?" by The Contours
Misheard Lyrics:
You broke my heart
'Cause I wasn't Dan.
'Cause I wasn't Dan.
Original Lyrics:
You broke my heart
'Cause I couldn't dance.
'Cause I couldn't dance.
"Do You Remember These?" by Statler Brothers
Misheard Lyrics:
Cigarette loads and cigarette toads
Original Lyrics:
Cigarette loads and secret codes
"Do You Remember These?" by Statler Brothers
Misheard Lyrics:
Could you make her Pepsi please
Original Lyrics:
Studebaker, Pepsi please
"Do You Remember These?" by Statler Brothers
Misheard Lyrics:
Hindenburg, 'Wait your turn', and four five foul strout.
Original Lyrics:
'Indian burn' and 'Wait your turn', and 'four foul balls, you're out'.
"Do You Remember These?" by Statler Brothers
Misheard Lyrics:
Indian bird, and wet your turd
And four fine b***s, your out.
And four fine b***s, your out.
Original Lyrics:
Indian burn, and wait your turn
And four foul balls, you're out.
And four foul balls, you're out.
"Do You Remember These?" by Statler Brothers
Misheard Lyrics:
Little Mormon jokes
Original Lyrics:
Little moron jokes
"Do You Remember These?" by Statler Brothers
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky Strike Three
or
Lucky stripe green
or
Lucky stripe green
Original Lyrics:
Lucky Strike Green
"Do You Remember These?" by Statler Brothers
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky Strike Three
Original Lyrics:
Lucky Strike Green
"Do You Remember These?" by Statler Brothers
Misheard Lyrics:
Sticks no float,and aviator caps with flaps that button down
Original Lyrics:
Styx nose plugs and aviator caps with flaps that button down.
"Do You Remember These?" by Statler Brothers
Misheard Lyrics:
Sticks snow floats and aviator caps with flaps that button down.
Original Lyrics:
Styx nose plugs and aviator caps with flaps that button down.
Styx nose plugs were little rubber-coated clips that you put on your nose to keep water out when swimming.
"Do You Remember These?" by Statler Brothers
Misheard Lyrics:
Styx nose plugs and aviator caps with flaps that button down
Original Lyrics:
"Sticks - no floats", and aviator caps with flaps that button down.
"Do You Remember These?" by Statler Brothers
Misheard Lyrics:
Styx nose plugs and aviator caps with flaps that button down
Original Lyrics:
Sticks, no plugs and aviator caps with flaps that button down
Refers to cigarettes ("sticks") that city boys used as opposed to plugs of tobacco that country boys carried and bit hunks off.
"Do You Remember These?" by Statler Brothers
Misheard Lyrics:
The scene of the Bockamer Hose
Original Lyrics:
The seam up the back of her hose
"Do You Want Fries With That?" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you want hoes with that?
Original Lyrics:
Do you want fries with that?
"Do You Want Fries with That" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought that was your boy
Original Lyrics:
I thought that was your voice
"Do You Want To Go To Heaven?" by T.G. Sheppard
Misheard Lyrics:
And I said, 'Yes, just leave me alone.'
Original Lyrics:
And I said, 'Yes, just lead me on.'
"Dreaming with My Eyes Wide Open" by Clay Walker
Misheard Lyrics:
Until I learned that one step forward
Will take you further on
And a thousand back or a million
That ain't sure wrong
Will take you further on
And a thousand back or a million
That ain't sure wrong
Original Lyrics:
Until I learned that one step forward
Will take you further on
Than a thousand back or a million that ain't
Your own
Will take you further on
Than a thousand back or a million that ain't
Your own
"Dreamlover" by Mariah Carey
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I want to shavel ravel with you baby
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I want to share forever with you baby
"Dream On" by The Oak Ridge Boys
Misheard Lyrics:
Dream on
Spent the night in your heaven
I'll be here 'til I go away.
Spent the night in your heaven
I'll be here 'til I go away.
Original Lyrics:
Dream on
Spent the night in Heaven
I'll be here to light your way.
Spent the night in Heaven
I'll be here to light your way.
"Dream On" by Aerosmith
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing women
Sing for the beer
Sing for the crap
And sing for the queer.
Sing for the beer
Sing for the crap
And sing for the queer.
Original Lyrics:
Sing with me
Sing for the years
Sing for the laughter
And sing for the tears.
Sing for the years
Sing for the laughter
And sing for the tears.
"Dreams Of The Everyday Housewife" by Glen Campbell
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, such are the dreams of the everyday house wipe.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, such are the dreams of the everyday housewife.
"Dreams" by The Cranberries
Misheard Lyrics:
Possible not to dig
Original Lyrics:
Impossible not to do
"Dream Walkin'" by Toby Keith
Misheard Lyrics:
I gotta know how history ends.
Original Lyrics:
I gotta know how this dream ends.
"Drift Away" by Dobie Gray
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me the Beach Boys to free my sword.
Original Lyrics:
Give me the beat, boys, and free my soul.
"Drift Away" by Uncle Kracker ft. Dobie Gray
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me the people as can free my soul.
Original Lyrics:
Give me the beat, boys, and free my soul.
"Drift Away" by Dobie Gray
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me the season as you free my soul.
Original Lyrics:
Gimme the beat, boys, and free my soul.
"Drinkin' My Baby Goodbye" by The Charlie Daniels Band
Misheard Lyrics:
Pour me another one
an itty bitty other one
an itty bitty other one
Original Lyrics:
Pour me another one,
I'm finished with the other one
I'm finished with the other one
"Drinkin' My Baby Goodbye" by Charlie Daniels Band
Misheard Lyrics:
Pour me another one
An itty bitty other one.
An itty bitty other one.
Original Lyrics:
Pour me another one
I'm finished with the other one.
I'm finished with the other one.
"Drive (For Daddy Gene)" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
But I was kinky emulsion
Original Lyrics:
But I was king of the ocean
"Drive South" by Suzy Bogguss
Misheard Lyrics:
Since we were little kids and wearing the house down
Original Lyrics:
Since we were kids it's been wearing us down
"Drive South" by Suzy Bogguss
Misheard Lyrics:
We were always looking for tuna
With our heads in the clouds
With our heads in the clouds
Original Lyrics:
We were always looking for true love
With our heads in the clouds
With our heads in the clouds
"Drive" by Alan Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
My uncle bought a new N64
Original Lyrics:
My uncle bought new in '64
"Driving My Life Away" by Eddie Rabbitt
Misheard Lyrics:
Speed trap, up ahead.
Original Lyrics:
Steep grade, up ahead.
"Drivin' My Life Away" by Eddie Rabbitt
Misheard Lyrics:
Freeway, up ahead.
Original Lyrics:
Steep grade, up ahead.
"Drivin' My Life Away" by Eddie Rabbitt
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm drivin' my wife away
Original Lyrics:
I'm drivin' my life away
"Drivin' My Life Away" by Eddie Rabbitt
Misheard Lyrics:
Oooh, I'm driving my Microwave.
Original Lyrics:
Oooh, I'm driving my life away.
"Drop Kick Me Jesus" by Bobby Bare
Misheard Lyrics:
Drop kick me, Jesus, through the goalpost supply.
Original Lyrics:
Drop kick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life.
"Duality" by Slipknot
Misheard Lyrics:
I push my big a** into her face.
Original Lyrics:
I push my fingers into my eyes.
"Duality" by SlipKnot
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the only thing that slowly stops the end.
Original Lyrics:
It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache.
"Dude (Looks Like A Lady)" by Aerosmith
Misheard Lyrics:
Scoobee doobee doo's on tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Do me, do me, do me all night.
"Du Hast (English Version)" by Rammstein
Misheard Lyrics:
Will you until this December
Be her bride unto forever.
Be her bride unto forever.
Original Lyrics:
Will you until death does sever
Be upright to her forever.
Be upright to her forever.
{Editor's note: Some lyric sites indicate the "wrong" lyric as the correct one.}
"Dumas Walker" by Kentucky Headhunters
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's all go down to do Miss Walker's.
Original Lyrics:
Let's all go down to do Dumas Walker.
"Dumas Walker" by Kentucky Headhunters
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's all go down to do Miss Walker
Original Lyrics:
Let's all go down to Dumas Walker
"Dumas Walker" by Kentucky Headhunters
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's all go down to do Newman Walkers.
Original Lyrics:
Let's all go down to do Dumas Walker.
"Dumas Walker" by Kentucky Headhunters
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's all go.........down & do Miss Walker
Original Lyrics:
Let's all go down to Dumas Walker
"Dust On The Bottle" by David Lee Murphy
Misheard Lyrics:
My feet, a little dust on the bottom,
But don't let it fool ya, about what's inside.
But don't let it fool ya, about what's inside.
Original Lyrics:
There might be a little dust on the bottle
But don't let it fool ya 'bout what's inside.
But don't let it fool ya 'bout what's inside.
"Dust On The Bottle" by David Lee Murphy
Misheard Lyrics:
My feet, a little dust on the bottom
Original Lyrics:
There might be a little dust on the bottle.
"Dust On The Bottle" by David Lee Murphy
Misheard Lyrics:
There might be a little dust in the bible
Original Lyrics:
There might be a little dust on the bottle
"Dust On The Bottle" by David Lee Murphy
Misheard Lyrics:
There might be a little dust on the bayou
But don't let it fool ya 'bout what's up top
There might be a little dust on the bayou
It's one of those things that gets sweeter with age
But don't let it fool ya 'bout what's up top
There might be a little dust on the bayou
It's one of those things that gets sweeter with age
Original Lyrics:
There might be a little dust on the bottle
But don't let it fool ya 'bout what's inside
There might be a little dust on the bottle
It's one of those things that gets sweeter with time
But don't let it fool ya 'bout what's inside
There might be a little dust on the bottle
It's one of those things that gets sweeter with time
"Dust On The Bottle" by David Lee Murphy
Misheard Lyrics:
There might be a little dust on the bible
Original Lyrics:
There might be a little dust on the bottle
"Dust On The Bottle" by David Lee Murphy
Misheard Lyrics:
There might be a little dust on the bottom.
Original Lyrics:
There might be a little dust on the bottle.
"Dust On The Bottle" by David Lee Murphy
Misheard Lyrics:
There might be a little rust on the bottom.
Original Lyrics:
There might be a little dust on the bottle.
"Dust On The Bottle" by David Lee Murphy
Misheard Lyrics:
There might be a little rust on the bottom.
Original Lyrics:
There might be a little dust on the bottle.
"Dust On The Bottle" by David Lee Murphy
Misheard Lyrics:
There might be a little rust on the vinyl.
Original Lyrics:
There might be a little dust on the bottle.
"Dust on the Bottle" by David Lee Murphy
Misheard Lyrics:
Bust on the throttle
Original Lyrics:
There might be a little dust on the bottle.
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