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Entries Beginning with H
"Ha, Dad Ream," Joss Stone originally "Had A Dream"
Alice Spoonerism
"Hairs Pray," Rachel Sweet originally "Hairspray"
Duncan Moore
"Hal Lie," Lori Lieberman originally "Hallie"
Yvette Bristle
"Hallow Ed Be My Name," Alice Cooper originally "Hallowed Be My Name"
I thought your name was Alice or Vincent?
Peter
"Hammer Sand Anvils," I Am Empire originally "Hammers And Anvils"
Tim Panuchus
"Handbag, Sand, Glad Rags," Rod Stewart originally "Handbags And Gladrags"
Yvette Bristle
"Hand, Bag, Sand, Glad Rags," Rod Stewart originally "Handbags And Gladrags"
Yvette Bristle
"Hand, Bag, Sand, Gladrags," Rod Stewart originally "Handbags And Gladrags"
Yvette Bristle
"Handbag, Sand, Gladrags," Rod Stewart originally "Handbags And Gladrags"
Yvette Bristle
"Hand Sin The Air," 2nd Place & Jay-Z originally "Hands In The Air"
Peter
"Hand Soft He Clock," To The Wind originally "Hands Of The Clock"
Marge Pegram
"Hand Son Me," Bobby Valentino originally "Hands On Me"
Yvette Bristle
"Hand Son The Radio," Henry Lee Summer originally "Hands On The Radio"
Yvette Bristle
"Hangin' There," Gerald Levert originally "Hang In There"
Yvette Bristle
"Hang Up My Rock And Roll's Hoes," Chuck Willis originally "Hang Up My Rock And Roll Shoes"
Yvette Bristle
"Hang In Tough," New Kids On The Block originally "Hangin' Tough"
George Straitjacket
"Hang In A Round," Counting Crows originally "Hanginaround"
Candy Welty
"Hangin' A Round," Counting Crows originally "Hanginaround"
Candy Welty
"Hangin' Around," Counting Crows originally "Hanginaround"
Candy Welty
"Happy's Hades Of Blue," Freddy Cannon originally "Happy Shades Of Blue"
Yvette Bristle
"Happy To Get Her," The Turtles originally "Happy Together"
So monsters are happy to get my girl?
Isac
"Hard Bar Gain," Emmylou Harris originally "Hard Bargain"
Leanne Cantrell(not to fret; relling is overrated)
"Hardon My Love," Robin Thicke originally "Hard On My Love"
Jessica Bielzebub
"Hard Times Come, A Gain No More," Nanci Griffith originally "Hard Times Come Again no More"
Sort of describes how it can be with hard times
Regina Haniger
"The Hardest Butt Onto Button," The White Stripes originally "The Hardest Button To Button"
Millie Henry
"The Hardest Butt On To Butt On," White Stripes originally "The Hardest Button To Button "
George Straitjacket
"Harrow Downhill," Thom Yorke originally "Harrowdown Hill"
Marge Pegram
"Harry Hip Pie," Bobby Womack originally "Harry Hippie"
Sutch
"Ha, Sit Come To This," Streets originally "Has It Come To This"
George Straitjacket
"H Ate Me," Blue October originally "Hate Me"
About when the letters eat the Cookie Monster?
George Straitjacket
"Hate Men, ...OW!," Nas originally "Hate Me Now"
Mermaid's Pedicurist
"Hate To Say It Old You So," Hives originally "Hate To Say I Told You So"
George Straitjacket
"Hat Red," Manowar originally "Hatred"
Yvette Bristle
"Haunt Ed Heart," Jo Stafford originally "Haunted Heart"
George Straitjacket
"Haunt Ed Houses," Gene Simmons originally "Haunted Houses"
Just in time for Halloween!
George Straitjacket
"Have It Old You Lately," Rod Stewart originally "Have I Told You Lately "
As compared to having it young in the past?
George Straitjacket
"Have You, Eve R., Loved A Woman?," Derek And The Dominos originally "Have You Ever Loved A Woman?"
Fiona Pear
"Have You Look, Ed, Into Your Heart," Jerry Vale originally "Have You Looked Into Your Heart"
Yvette Bristle
"Have You Never Been Mel Low," Olivia Newton-John originally "Have You Never Been Mellow"
Yvette Bristle
"Have Yours Elf A Merry Little Christmas," Traditional originally "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas"
Kris Kringle Aguilera
"Having A Part Y," Sam Cooke originally "Having A Party"
Yvette Bristle
"Hebe Came In Car, Nate," Traditional originally "He Became Incarnate"
Hebe = Greek goddess of youth
Mary Ann Brite
"He'd Id With Me," Vicki Lawrence originally "He Did With Me"
They shared a common id? Strange!
Lisa Rose
"He Gave Me Anew Song," Amy Grant originally "He Gave Me A New Song"
Washington Irving Berlin Wall Flower Pot Boiler
"He Gave Me Anew Song," Amy Grant originally "He Gave Me A New Song"
Washington Irving Berlin Wall Flower Pot Boiler
"He Has Made Meg Lad," Maranatha Singers originally "He Has Made Me Glad"
God as a sex change surgeon, perhaps?
Peter
"He Said She's Aid," Ashley Tisdale originally "He Said She Said"
Renee Keener
"He's Aid, She Said," Ashley Tisdale originally "He Said She Said"
Renee Keener
"He Seems Like An Ice Guy," Vroom originally "He Seems Like A Nice Guy"
Yvette Bristle
"He's Topped Loving Her Today," George Jones originally "He Stopped Loving Her Today"
American Idle
"He's Ad Ream," Shandi originally "He's A Dream"
Roy R. Pryor
"He's At Ramp," Bette Midler originally "He's A Tramp"
Yvette Bristle
"He's At Ramp," Peggy Lee originally "He's A Tramp"
Joanna Hawthorne
"He's At Ramp," Peggy Lee originally "He's A Tramp"
Joanna Hawthorne
"He Saw Oman, She's A Man," Scorpions originally "He's A Woman, She's A Man"
Yvette Bristle
"He Saw Oman's, He's A Man," Scorpions originally "He's A Woman, She's A Man"
Yvette Bristle
"He Sin Town," The Tokens originally "He's In Town"
Yvette Bristle
"He's Read Y," The Poppies originally "He's Ready"
Whatever reading material "Y" might represent
Olivia Tame
"He's The Hot Test Man In Town," Cliff Edwards originally "He's The Hottest Man In Town"
Yvette Bristle
"He Ad Games," Foreigner originally "Head Games"
George Straitjacket
"He Ad To Toe," Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam originally "Head To Toe"
George Straitjacket
"Head Liner," Fandango originally "Headliner"
Yvette Bristle
"Head Lines," Midnight Star originally "Headlines"
Yvette Bristle
"Head Long Flight," Rush originally "Headlong Flight"
Sutch
"Headphone, Son," Miranda Cosgrove originally "Headphones On"
Trevor Overt
"Hear, Say," Alexander O'Neal originally "Hearsay"
Yvette Bristle
"Heart At Tack," Olivia Newton John originally "Heart Attack"
She
"He Art At Tack," Olivia Newton John originally "Heart Attack"
She
"Heart Best Ill," Lorraine Ellison originally "Heart Be Still"
Yvette Bristle
"Heart, Don't Fail Men, Ow!," Holly Knight originally "Heart Don't Fail Me Now"
Andy Gibb's Free Energy
"Hear Tin Hand," Brenda Lee originally "Heart In Hand"
Yvette Bristle
"Ah, Ear -- 'Tis A House For Love," The Dells originally "A Heart Is A House For Love"
Meredith Corpening
"Hear To Vermin D," Kim Wilde originally "Heart Over Mind"
Vermin classified by letter? Might sometime happen
Adlai Alda
"Heart Ache On The Dance Floor," Jon Pardi originally "Heartache On The Dance Floor"
Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit
"He Art Ache Tonight," Eagles originally "Heartache Tonight"
George Straitjacket
"Heartaches By Then Umber," Ray Price originally "Heartaches By The Number"
Heartaches can turn to umber?
Ron N. O'Connor
"He Art Beat," Seduction originally "Heartbeat"
Yvette Bristle
"Heart, Beat!," Seduction originally "Heartbeat"
Yvette Bristle
"Heart Beat City," Cars originally "Heartbeat City"
A city where the duo Heart is popular?
Francesca Burleson
"Heart, Be At City," The Cars originally "Heartbeat City"
Kirsten Abercrombie
"Heartbreak (It's Hurt In Me)," Little Willie John originally "Heartbreak (It's Hurtin' Me)"
Yvette Bristle
"Heart Break A Head," The Murmaids originally "Heartbreak Ahead"
Yvette Bristle
"The He Art Break Kid," Bo Donaldson & The Heywoods originally "The Heartbreak Kid"
Candy Welty
"Heartbreak ER," Pat Benatar originally "Heartbreaker "
An emergency room that you don't want to visit.
George Straitjacket
"Heart Less Heart," Floyd Cramer originally "Heartless Heart"
Yvette Bristle
"He Art Line," Robin George originally "Heartline"
Yvette Bristle
"Heart Sand Minds," Ivoryline originally "Hearts And Minds"
Nell Allen
"He: Art's In Touble," Chicago originally "Hearts In Trouble"
Yvette Bristle
"Heart Sin Trouble," Chicago originally "Hearts In Trouble"
Yvette Bristle
"He: Art's On Fire," Genesis originally "Hearts On Fire"
Yvette Bristle
"Heart Son Fire," Genesis originally "Hearts On Fire"
Yvette Bristle
"Heat Hen," Bob Marley originally "Heathen"
Marge Pegram
"Heat Hens," Twenty One Pilots originally "Heathens"
Carolyn Morgenstern
"Heat Her Honey," Tommy Roe originally "Heather Honey"
Candy Welty
"Heaven I Sap Lace On Earth," Belinda Carlisle originally "Heaven Is A Place On Earth"
George Straitjacket
"Heaven's Ali E.," Lacuna Coil originally "Heaven's A Lie"
Some see heaven in another person -- for a while.
Chelsea Turtle
"Heaven's Just As In A Way," Kelly Willis originally "Heaven's Just A Sin Away"
Yvette Bristle
"Heaven Son Fire," Kiss originally "Heaven's On Fire"
Peter
"Heaven's Ent," Killing Heidi originally "Heavensent"
Ent, as in tree-like animals in Lord Of The Rings
Karen Smith
"Heavy Fall In Out," The Stylistics originally "Heavy Fallin' Out"
Yvette Bristle
"H. Ellis For Children," Pat Benatar originally "Hell Is For Children"
Whoever H. Ellis is
Carmen Nunki
"Hell or High Water," David Duchovny originally "Hell or Highwater"
Mal Bertha
"Hell Bound Train," Savoy Brown originally "Hellbound Train"
Sutch
"Hello Good Bye," The Beatles originally "Hello Goodbye"
Evelyn
"Hell, Oh Helicopter," Motion City Soundtrack originally "Hello Helicopter"
Lizzie
"Hell O It's Me," Nazz originally "Hello It's Me"
Sutch
"Hell, O Stranger," Barbara Lewis originally "Hello Stranger"
Regina Haniger
"Help Me Make It (To My Rock In Chair)," B.J. Thomas originally "Help Me Make It (To My Rockin' Chair)"
Yvette Bristle
"Help Yours, Elf," Amy Winehouse originally "Help Yourself"
Yvette Bristle
"Help Less," Neil Young originally "Helpless"
Yvette Bristle
"Herman," Gary Allan originally "Her Man"
Linda Radnil
"Herein, Your Arms," Hellogoodbye originally "Here (In Your Arms)"
Selena Stopmez
"Here Comes That Feel In," Brenda Lee originally "Here Comes That Feelin'"
Yvette Bristle
"Here Comes That Sin King Feeling," Eurythmics originally "Here Comes That Sinking Feeling"
Yvette Bristle
"Here I Goa Gain," Whitesnake originally "Here I Go Again"
What a Portuguese conquestor might once have said
Tiffany Carriker
"Here Is It," The All-American Rejects originally "Here I Sit"
Yvette Bristle
"Here Is It In Prison?," Cowboy Mouth originally "Here I Sit In Prison"
Scarlett Lopez
"Here, Tot, Here," Sonya Kitchell originally "Here To There"
Gail McFarland
"Here We Come; A. Was sailing," Traditional originally "Here We Come A-Wassailing"
Whoever A. is.
Brittany Snowflake
"Here We Go A Gain," Laughing Hyenas originally "Here We Go Again"
Lefty Lucy
"Here We Go - A Gain," Nancy Sinatra originally "Here We Go Again"
Yvette Bristle
"Her Without You," 3 Doors Down originally "Here Without You"
Consuela Sanchez
"Her O," Mariah Carey originally "Hero "
George Straitjacket
"Hero In," Velvet Underground originally "Heroin"
George Straitjacket
"Hero In Girl," Everclear originally "Heroin Girl"
Ingrid McCannless
"The 'Her Ring' Song," Robin Williamson originally "The Herring Song"
Yvette Bristle
"Hey Foxy Mop Handle Mama, That's Me," Pearl Jam originally "Hey Foxymophandlemama, That's Me"
Glenn Rousseau
"Hey Mann, Ice's Hot," Filter originally "Hey Man Nice Shot"
Like Manfred Mann, I guess, but how is ice hot?!
Jonathan S.
"Hey Mister Sun, Shine!," Neil Sedaka originally "Hey Mister Sunshine"
Yvette Bristle
"Hey, Mr., Ban Jo!," The Sunnysiders originally "Hey, Mr. Banjo"
Yvette Bristle
"Hit Here It's Me Again," Belle Perez originally "Hi There It's Me Again"
Yvette Bristle
"Hi There It's Me A Gain," Belle Perez originally "Hi There It's Me Again"
Yvette Bristle
"Hideaway," Hilary Duff originally "Hide Away"
Yvette Bristle
"Hide In Yours, Hell," Supertramp originally "Hide In Your Shell"
Sheena Weston
"Hide A Way," John Sebastian originally "Hideaway"
Yvette Bristle
"Hide Away," John Sebastian originally "Hideaway"
Yvette Bristle
"High ER," Creed originally "Higher"
George Straitjacket
"High ER Ground," Stevie Wonder originally "Higher Ground"
George Straitjacket
"High Light," Seventeen originally "Highlight"
The Mole
"Highway's Tar," Deep Purple originally "Highway Star"
Peter
"High Way To Nowhere," Drake Bell originally "Highway To Nowhere"
Yvette Bristle
"The High Way, Man!," Stevie Nicks originally "The Highwayman"
Yvette Bristle
"The Highway, Man!," Stevie Nicks originally "The Highwayman"
Yvette Bristle
"Hi, Jack!," Herbie Mann originally "Hijack"
Yvette Bristle
"Hi, Jack! In Love?," Johnnie Taylor originally "Hijackin' Love"
Yvette Bristle
"The Hills O' Far Kansas," Black Oak Arkansas originally "The Hills Of Arkansas"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Him On Me - What Sit Gonna Be?," Paul Revere & The Raiders originally "Him Or Me - What's It Gonna Be?"
George Straitjacket
"Hi M Or Me - What's It Gonna Be?," Paul Revere & The Raiders originally "Him Or Me - What's It Gonna Be?"
George Straitjacket
"His Pleasure Is My Pa In," Jewel originally "His Pleasure Is My Pain"
Candy Welty
"History Repeats Its Elf," Buddy Starcher originally "History Repeats Itself"
Alison Runyon
"Hit Some Body (The Hockey Song)," Warren Zevon originally "Hit Somebody (The Hockey Song)"
Sutch
"Hitch In A Ride," Vanity Fair originally "Hitchin' A Ride"
Jonathan S.
"Hitch In A Ride," Green Day originally "Hitchin' A Ride"
Lizzie
"Hit Her And Thither And You," Brook Benton originally "Hither And Thither And You"
Yvette Bristle
"Hit Man," Laughing Hyenas originally "Hitman"
Rhonda Hindle
"Hit Man," Laughing Hyenas originally "Hitman"
Rhonda Hindle
"Hold Men, 'Ow! ," Thompson Twins originally "Hold Me Now"
Peter
"Hold In Onto Yesterday," Ambrosia originally "Holdin' On To Yesterday"
Yvette Bristle
"Holding Back They Ears," Simply Red originally "Holding Back The Years"
George Straitjacket
"Hold In Gout For A Hero," Bonnie Tyler originally "Holding Out For A Hero"
However one holds in gout!
Jane C. Moore
"Hole Heart Ed," Extreme originally "Hole Hearted"
George Straitjacket
"Hole In Thee, Art H.," The Deftones originally "Hole In The Earth"
Brianna Holden
"Holiday Sin The Sun," The Sex Pistols originally "Holidays In The Sun"
Peter
"Holly Wood," Jay-Z originally "Hollywood"
R.A.P.
"Holly Wood Hot," The Eleventh Hour originally "Hollywood Hot"
Yvette Bristle
"Holly Wood Squares," Bootsy's Rubber Band originally "Hollywood Squares"
Sutch
"Hollywood Swing In ," Kool & the Gang originally "Hollywood Swingin'"
George Straitjacket
"Holly Wood Swingin'," Kool & the Gang originally "Hollywood Swingin'"
George Straitjacket
"Holly Wood Town," Harriet Schock originally "Hollywood Town"
Sutch
"Holy Anna," Toto originally "Holyanna"
Yvette Bristle
"Ho Me," Foo Fighters originally "Home"
Lizzie
"Home: A Gain," Carole King originally "Home Again"
Yvette Bristle
"Ho Me On The Range," Traditional originally "Home On The Range"
Oldtimer
"Home to My Self," Melissa Manchester originally "Home to Myself"
Sutch
"Home to My Self," Melissa Manchester originally "Home to Myself"
Sutch
"Home Town Glory," Adele originally "Hometown Glory"
Salvador Dali Parton
"Home Town Gory," Adele originally "Hometown Glory"
Salvador Dali Parton
"Ho Me Ward Bound," Simon & Garfunkel originally "Homeward Bound"
New song sounds very kinky.
George Straitjacket
"Hone Sty," Billy Joel originally "Honesty"
crazydon
"The Honey Thief," Hipsway originally "The Honeythief"
A spelling correction as "honeythief" isn't a word
Karen Smith
"Hon, King Ant, Elope," Serj Tankian originally "Honking Antelope"
Or, "King Antoine and his honey elope." Cool, huh?
Jonathan S.
"Hook Ed On A Feeling ," Blue Swede originally "Hooked On A Feeling"
Just too cruel to Ed.
George Straitjacket
"Hook Ed On Big Bands," The Frank Barber Orchestra originally "Hooked On Big Bands"
Yvette Bristle
"Hook Ed On Classics," Royal Philharmonic Orchestra originally "Hooked On Classics"
Cruelty to Ed Royal Philharmonic Orchestra style?
George Straitjacket
"Hook Ed On Music," Pat Travers Band originally "Hooked On Music"
Yvette Bristle
"Hook Ed On Polkas," Weird Al Yankovic originally "Hooked On Polkas"
Yvette Bristle
"Hook Ed On Swing," Larry Elgart originally "Hooked On Swing"
Yvette Bristle
"Hook Ed On You," Jennifer Lopez originally "Hooked On You"
Yvette Bristle
"Hook Ed On Your Love," En Vogue originally "Hooked On Your Love"
Yvette Bristle
"Hope That We Can Be To Get Her Soon," Sharon Paige & Harold Melvin & The Blue Notes originally "Hope That We Can Be Together Soon"
Yvette Bristle
"Hope Less," Breaking Benjamin originally "Hopeless"
Yvette Bristle
"Hopes Go As Tray," Northern Pikes originally "Hopes Go Astray"
Emily Lime
"Hop Scotch," Lisa D'Amato originally "Hopscotch"
Yvette Bristle
"Horse's Hoes," Adam Gregory originally "Horseshoes"
Melanie Black
"Horses, Hoes & Handgrenades," Disciple originally "Horseshoes & Handgrenades"
Kirsten Abercrombie
"Horse's Hoes & Handgrenades," Disciple originally "Horseshoes & Handgrenades"
Kirsten Abercrombie
"Hot Girl Sin Love," Loverboy originally "Hot Girls In Love"
George Straitjacket
"Ho Tin Herre," Nelly originally "Hot In Herre"
Peter
"Ho Tin The City," Billy Idol originally "Hot In The City"
George Straitjacket
"Ho Tissue," 4Minute originally "Hot Issue"
Alan
"Hot Past: Ram, I," The Dartells originally "Hot Pastrami"
Yvette Bristle
"Shot Rod Heart," Robbie Dupree originally "Hot Rod Hearts"
I'm sure Rod didn't appreciate that.
Peter
"Ho Trod Lincoln," Commander Cody originally "Hot Rod Lincoln"
Regina Olsen
"Hot's Hot," Karen Young originally "Hot Shot"
Yvette Bristle
"Hot El California," The Eagles originally "Hotel California"
Rock Maninoff
"The Hot Test," T.L. originally "The Hottest"
Allison O'Silla
"The Hot Test," T.L. originally "The Hottest"
Allison O'Silla
"The Hot Test Thing," Usher originally "The Hottest Thing"
Allison O'Silla
"House Carp Enter," Natalie Merchant originally "House Carpenter"
Penelope Beckinsale
"A House I Snot A Home," Luther Vandross originally "A House Is Not A Home"
Yvette Bristle
"House Off Our Doors," The Moody Blues originally "House Of Four Doors"
Allison O'Silla
"House Sin Motion," Talking Heads originally "Houses In Motion"
Sounds like what Dr. House might do.
George Straitjacket
"House Sin Motion," Talking Heads originally "Houses In Motion"
Josh
"Ho Uses Of The Holy," Led Zeppelin originally "Houses Of The Holy"
It depends if their is a Bible in the room.
Peter
"How Can I For Get," B.B. King originally "How Can I Forget"
Yvette Bristle
"How Can Web e-Lovers," Michael Bolton originally "How Can We Be Lovers"
Asked the person new to internet dating.
George Straitjacket
"Howdee! Pi's Your Love," The Bee Gees originally "How Deep Is Your Love"
Must be addressing a mathematician (pi=3.14159..)
Alan Toyce
"How'd Oi Deal," Jennifer Love Hewitt originally "How Do I Deal"
Oi = a British punk rock sub-genre
Connie Brady
"How Do You LIke Men, Ow!," Toby Keith originally "How Do You Like Me Now?"
Edward
"How Much If Eel," Ambrosia originally "How Much I Feel"
George Straitjacket
"How Of Ten?," Lex Land originally "How Often?"
Yvette Bristle
"How To Hand Lea Rope," Queens Of The Stone Age originally "How To Handle A Rope"
Different than handing rope to someone else?
Eva Cave
"How You Gonna See Men, Ow!," Alice Cooper originally "How You Gonna See Me Now"
Peter
"How You Love Men: Ow!," Hey Monday originally "How You Love Me Now"
Yvette Bristle
"How You're Mind Me," Nickelback originally "How You Remind Me"
George Straitjacket
"How You Seethe, World," Coldplay originally "How You See The World"
Job Lowe
"How Sit Going To Be," Third Eye Blind originally "How's It Going To Be"
Hopefully on my behind.
George Straitjacket
"Howard Stale," Sick Puppies originally "Howard's Tale"
Amber D'Allesio
"How, Ling Moon?," Hawkwind originally "Howling Moon"
Cotton Lorraine
"Hum An Error," Unseen Terror originally "Human Error"
Yvette Bristle
"Hum Ant Ouch!," Bruce Springsteen originally "Human Touch"
What an ant does when The Boss steps on it?
Peter
"Hum An E," Lacuna Coil originally "Humane"
Kind of blah unless part of a hummed tune.
Wanda Ruppendown
"Hum 'Dinger'," Freddy Cannon originally "Humdinger"
Yvette Bristle
"Hurt S.O.B Ad," Little Anthony & The Imperials originally "Hurt So Bad"
George Straitjacket
"Husband Sand Wives," Roger Miller originally "Husbands And Wives"
Yvette Bristle
"Hush A Bye," Jay & The Americans originally "Hushabye"
Yvette Bristle
"Hyper Ball Ad," Björk originally "Hyperballad"
Josh
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